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Oooooh man are we set up for potential absolute devastation with this one. In a new format, we discuss the theories FIRST and throughout the episode. Penultimate brought the heat (and utter comedy), so we thought we'd switch things up. We picked our favorite theories from the internet, plus our own and broke down each one. Who d*es? Who does it? Will it be x3? Join in on the convo, and follow us on Instagram to share your thoughts and stay apart of the discord. The finale will be 90 minutes long - we're fkn nervous y'all.

Oooooh man things get steamy and weird this episode. Thank you Mike White, for our Sunday night culture and antagonizing a lot of much needed conversations. We have some hot takes.. but hear us out! Listen in, follow us on IG, write us your hate mail if needed! We're in the era of Brokeback Brotherly Love, and we're SEATED.

Back at it like a Lorazepam crack addict. Man is some shit going down. We're excited to present Maddy & Sam (aka Peen Papi 8===D, and Lorazepam Sam [Season's name]) discussing the debauchery that is unfolding in, and mostly out of the White Lotus Thailand.Timothy, Belinda, and Rick are all on our watch list - might need to call Thai officials and have them involuntarily examined for 72 hours following this episode. Big yikes. Join us in the discussion via IG - @hbhoespod

Lorezapam Sam and Butt Brother Maddy are back discussing Season 3, Episode 2 of the White Lotus and things are building in the perfect Mike White manner where we're left with more questions than answers. Easter eggs or red herrings? This episode dives deeper into spirituality and relationship bonds in all forms, including friendship, family, romance, and the nuanced behavioral patterns between them.

We're back, and yep, we're talking incest.. That didn't take long. Join us in discussing the modern Raleigh family (and their weird sexual tension), the gaggle of gals - AKA gaggle of soon to be hoes (welcome to the party), and the wicked elusive not-the- "Is he your dad?", couple. We're brand new in Thailand - join us for our temple visits and Khon dances as we dissect Mike White's latest great. Follow us on social for more conversation: @hbhoespod

The end of an era, and we had a sexy time with all of our Hawt Takes, Controversial and sultry! The finale of Season 2 of House of the Dragon will definitely be leaving us wanting more, but hopefully that means we'll be overwhelmed with happenings for the next round. Team Black has a more viable chance than ever to take the throne and we're seeing the pieces fall into place. Reunited and it feels so good.And yes, we talk about the AlicentxRhaenyra shipping and Aegon's penis. You'll have to tune in for more.

The universe of Game of Thrones and HotD is branching out, yet we are still stuck at Harrenballs.It's finally giving lesbian. "Do you have time to talk about our Lord and Savior, Rhaenyra!?" - Seasmoke.

We're back with an episode of HBHOES, discussing HOtD S02 E05 - the aftermath of last week's chaos and warfare. We discuss the mourning, playbooks, and hauntings of our current characters, and predict what might happen next (including how we hope Criston Cole will d*e). Join us every week as we continue to delve and follow us on socials to stay up to date with current thoughts, memes and more @hbhoespod.

Sam and Maddy are back - or temporarily known as Samyra & Ser Blackwood This Backwould. We've got a long one folks, but not surprisingly. Lots of shit went down and the Dance of Dragons has officially begun. We are sad, terrified, and self-medicating as we see fit,We discuss Aegon II and his bullshit, Criston and his bullshit, and Aemond and his bullshit.. amongst more important tinga like, Rhaenys and her legacy, the health & future of the realm, Rhaenyra's shit counsel, the babes serving face and more. Folloe up on @hbhoespod on IG for more commentary.

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It promised drama and it delivered. From Aegon's outbursts to Alicent's compartmentalizing, and Criston being without a soul... We're chatting about all of it. Listen here as we discus all of it.

House of the Dragon is BACK in full force: Greens vs. Blacks. Which side are you on? Listen in as we discuss S02 E01 of House of the Dragon: A Son for a Son. Maddy & Sam dissect the dynamics of each side and shits getting real already in this premiere. Like, subscribe and follow us on IG at @hbhoespod to stay tuned in all future episodes.

We're back from hiatus to discuss arguably the sexiest movie of the year. We know we're late but through both sickness and health, we made it. Deep dive this stunning, camp, freakshow beauty pageant of a film with us and stay tuned for more episodes.

Jocelyn's coming into her own as she starts to turn the power into her favor... although it seems that she may have already have had a plan from the beginning. More interesting is the tool she uses to gain and hold onto that position... through manipulation... and nudity. Could we have gone without it? Probably, yes, absolutely. Not profound enough of a storyline for us to get on board with the claimed necessary use of the nude female form, and that's a lot coming from a couple of hoes. In this episode we're discussing the series finale of the controversial series, The Idol. We cover Jocelyn's success in regard to her, now apparent, psychotic tactics, as well as the assists around her making those wins possible, like her Vanity Fair journalist connection and management team putting her back onto her platform.

In today's 'The Idol' S01 E04 - Stars Belong to the World: Discussion & Finale Theories, we dive deep into the heart and mind of Jocelyn & Tedros, and spotlight the rest of the band as they navigate through whatever the hell is happening. We also theorize what will happen next and how this controversial first season will end. Is Jocelyn the dark horse? Is Tedros going to get a redemption arc? Will Jocelyn become the actual antler queen? (Haha, Yellowjackets). Listen to hear our points and decide for yourself.

Discussing episode 3 of The Idol and we are covering a lot of serious topics - trigger warnings for physical, emotional, and verbal abuse. The progression of which a person is victimized can be hard to interpret when the abuser is tactful in repackaging negatives into positives - we are seeing these signs with Tedros and Jocelyn, especially in the style of slow burn - the abuse isn't clear cut and takes time and trust to develop. Tedros' abuse is framed in “motivation” and “inspiration” - do you have to push through the pain to make meaningful and substantial art?

Welcome back, angels.We're discussing Season 1 Episode 2 of the scandalous and controversial talk-of-the-town show, 'The Idol'. In this episode, we dive into themes of voyeurism, power dynamics, "cult" classic Hollywood (Kubrick talk makes an appearance), and unfortunately, fat tongues.If you're enjoying the show, you are voyeuristic maenads... like us. Sam Levinson knows us and he knows we're all joining Tedros' club (cult). You have to be a triple threat to qualify - sing, dance, and act at the bare minimum because Tedros must be surrounded by the harp-sounding voices of angels at all times. That's show biz baby.Stay up to date with the HBHOES discourse by following us on socials @hbhoespod.

Hello angels. Today we're back with the largely anticipated new series on Max, 'The Idol'. We're are introduced to pop-star Jocelyn and her story of stardom - potentially the rise and fall as she meet Tedros, a slum-lord meets 80s disco pimp-esque character.Sex, drugs, and rock & roll are on the docket of discussion in this pilot as well as: Sam Levinson's distinct cinematography and storytelling style (especially in relation to 'Euphoria'), what The Weeknd (Abel Tesfaye) brings to the table as a character, writer & producer, and how this enigmatic management cast gave (and will continue to give) the much-needed comedic relief for the rest of the season/series.We are true lovers of tv, film, pop culture, and especially music so this show has and will continue to be very fun for us to deep-dive and discuss. Leave us a review, comment, or email if you have thoughts or theories. Follow us on socials @hbhoespod.

Today Sam, Jack & Brandi deep dive all that is 'Succession', the skewed relationships, the political gameplay, the outcomes of the character's decisions and the inevitable end to one of the best shows in the history of TV drama. Join us for one last hoorah before the series finale.

Blimey! Sam & Maddy are back, discussing the penultimate episode of 'Succession', season 4 episode 9 with Sam's mom, the wonderful Stacey. In this episode we dive into the fall of the Roman Empire, Kendall's cream-like rise to the top, the ex-wives club assembly, who the real politician is in this family, and Jeryd Mencken's next move in the looming series finale. Also enjoy a fun moment of Sam & Maddy learning that our precious Alan Ruck (Connor) was also the precious Cameron in 'Ferris Bueller's Day Off' - who's character was ironically also the son of a rich dad who didn't care that much about him.Sam will also be recording a Theories & Predictions episode with two of our 'Succession' guests Jack & Brandi before the finale so stay tuned for that.If you like us, follow us on socials at @hbhoespod, or leave us a review.

*Note: there is some echoing in the first two minutes but our mics corrected themselves quickly! Sorry!Yellowjackets' content takes us down horrible conversation paths and we're sorry, but we're also going to talk about it. Back this week chatting about the episode before the finale… Does the hunt system hold up? What will the present-day ceremony bring? Listen along as we air it all out in our sharing shack. Enjoying our podcast? Or have some feedback? Please consider leaving us a review or emailing us at hoeshbo@gmail.com.

We're back with our girl Brandi to discuss the disaster we call 'Succession'. Dive into our past-election PTSD and how actually messed up these kids are with us as we discuss America Decides.

Yellowjackets production, we aren't professionals but your snow isn't giving snow. We want real snow and high-calorie butt meat. Caligula wants butt meat and Steve would too if we knew where the fuck he was. We're back talking Yellowjackets and all of the weird shit that is most likely unresolved trauma. But it might be wilderness ghosts. Find out with us, but not really because we only have more looming questions.Song shoutouts: 'Something in the Way' by Nirvana, 'Free' by Florence + The Machine, and 'Lightning Crashes' by Live.

"One-pepper menu item" is something we wouldn't say about our worst enemy. We're back to argue about Shiv's matrimonial misgivings, Kendall's hot & cold mania, and whether or not Roman is actually an ok person in this installment of 'HBHOES take on discussing Waystar Royco as if we are finance or SEC masters'. It's giving politics, it's giving nuptial failure, it's giving drowning by cause of sexual harassment.. It's giving Succession. Join us now and for the next three weeks while we watch this all inevitably nosedive into the worst-case scenario ✌

Welcome back to the HBHOES channel where tonight we'll be discussing none other than placentas, Javi's whereabouts, Callie's redemption arc, and the potential insanity of everyone involved. It's Yellowjackets, baby!

Sam's mom is back to talk about the shitshow that is 'Succession' in this crazy week's HBHOES pod. Dive into the firings, insane stage tech requests, the regular Shiv & Tom digs, and us theorizing how this whole thing ends.

We got the Kendall homecoming we've all either wanted entirely or never wanted to watch again. We got an escape to an exotic, beautiful retreat. We got a hyper-tense work environment - and we got that tension being deflected with razor-sharp insults towards one another. We got SUCCESSION. Join us and our special guest and fellow Succession aficionado, Jack, as we dive into the latest episode, rightfully named, "Kill List". We discuss the power plays, the deals, the blood bricks and the Peking ducks. Enjoy ya fuckleheads. Catch you next week.

Welcome back to another discussion and theories podcast with the HBHOES, covering Yellowjackets Season 2, Episode 5, “Two Truths & A Lie.” Misty is back on her bullshit (which we wholeheartedly appreciate). We now know Javi has a “she-friend” who probably helped him survive - based on the two lines he had all episode and "blood sacrifice" could be off the table on this one. Catch us next time while Shauna is in active labor and also being interrogated by the police, Misty sneaks into the Lottie Cult, and Tai & Van seek old resources.

FUCKING JAVI!? How does a (presumably) 13-year-old boy in a summer outfit with no tools survive a (presumably) Canadian winter? You may have a better guess than us.. but listen to us stew anyways. We unpack the episode and some of Reddit's best theories on today's podcast: 'Yellowjackets' S02 E04 Discussion & Theories. Major credit to this Redditor & thread: https://www.reddit.com/r/Yellowjackets/comments/12tj7ft/the_mad_hatter_theory/Follow us to stay in the conversation.IG: HB.HOESTW: HB_HOES

We're back in the world of the top (and under) dog of NYC's richest and least level-headed. Today Sam is joined by her good friend and special guest, Brandi, to discuss and theorize the plots and schemes of the billionaire family we all love and hate. Follow our fellow hoe Brandi at @_yung.medusa on IG. This episode was as much of a turning point as the last so share thoughts with us as we hold no mercy in putting all the boars on the floor.

Digestif, with a soft g! Welcome back to another discussion of Yellowjackets Season 2, Episode 3! We're munching on the details of this episode (pun intended) as it seems there is quite a bit of context set-up happening. Psychology vs phenomenon - that IS the question and why we're all here. Please check out the unhinged Yellowjackets theories that a beautiful, majestic Reddit-er constructed - it. is. worth. your. time. Shauna's baby is the pit girl and the woods-shaman-ghost. You're welcome.

“You're needy love sponges” - ConnorToday we're joined by none other than the wonderful Stacey, (aka Sam's mom) to discuss the high-level touch points from ‘Succession' S04 E02, “Rehearsal.” We're hitting talking points rapid fire and really taking to heart “this could've been an email” with shorter form content - fuck off with us for 20 minutes :)

Oedipus complex, Snackie Jackie, and some fucking horrific flashbacks. Things are becoming even more bizarre and alarming for our hoe-lady-yj's. Let's all be maenads and discuss all the rage about this week's episode.

Papa Jeff, Papa Roach; Joining Lottie's cult immediately; Anxiety-induced boners. It's getting colder and the group is running out of food and options for survival, while in their current lives they only know how to survive. Instinct, trauma, magic - is it all psychology? Or something more? The girls have no options... but the girls.

Dues Ex Machina - A baddie wins. We're deep diving into this A24 classic tonight on our special series, A20Whores. When man plays God, machines speak. Note we also talk a lot about Westworld so if you haven't seen and plan to watching that series, this episode is NOT for you.Stay tuned for our regularly scheduled programming soon!

X, X baby!! The HBHOES are back in the A20Whores universe to discuss one of the best horror-thrillers of 2022, 'X'. Written and directed by Ti West, this movie had us belly-laughing one minute and hiding under our blankets the next. Check out our thoughts and southern accent impressions here.

Coming in hot this week talking about one of our A24 favs, Midsommar. Flopugh kills it in this movie (figuratively & literally) so this is an ode to her entirely. Listen as we discuss cults, trauma, shroom trips and sex parties with our special guest, @OJennaElise.Stay tuned for 2 more installments of A20Whores this month. And remember.. keep an eye out for pubes in your muffins.

Back from hiatus! Please join us in welcoming a new subset, a special series podcast, A20Whores! This series will focus entirely on Indie Film, with an emphasis on A24 productions.Of course, we'd kick things off with one of 2022's best movies, Nothing, Nowhere, None of the Time!!Everything Everywhere All at Once is a movie that impacted both of us deeply and we're excited to share our thoughts on this outrageous, camp, hyper-stimulating, and beautiful film.If you're a whore who loves satire or a harlot who loves whorror, stay tuned for some awesome shit to come this month. Subscribe for new episodes every Tuesday night of January.

L'episodio finale - the final episode. We hate it here. BUT join us in our sorrows of saying goodbye to The White Lotus Season 2. This goodbye includes: Siciliy, the hoes + newly-inducted hoe, Valentina, Bert, Daphne, (reluctantly) Harper, and last of all but certainly not least, our forever favorite paramore, Tanya. We loved this cast and crew so much, give us a proper 'arreviderci' with us and tune in.

We couldn't help ourselves, so here we are, discussing theories before the finale of Season 2 of the White Lotus airs. Join HBHOES with Hosts Maddy, Sam, and special guest Jenna as we name which character we think is most likely to kill and which is most likely to be killed.

If it looks like they fucked, walks like they fucked, and quacks like they fucked, then it just may be that they fucked - HBHOES hosts Maddy and Sammy get into the wild triangle formed between Ethan, Harper and Cameron on Season 2, Episode 6 of the White Lotus, titled “Abductions.” At this point, we are preparing for the series finale and every character's story has swollen and is ready to burst. Come back for a listen where we discuss finale theories on a special podcast before the final episode airs.#LoveYourGiantPupils

Ass, ass, ass, ass. (We're not complaining) Join us to discuss how #HarperBeHarping, and #JackBeJacking in Season 2, Episode 5 of 'The White Lotus'.

baahhh-laaa-laa-la-laHowdy hoes! It's Sam and Maddy back with another discussion of The White Lotus, focusing on Season 2, Episode 4 “In the Sand Box.” At this point, things are turning and we are seeing setup for overall conclusions to come forth. We're analyzing the episode in general as well as touching on themes that are subdued but thematically related, especially the chosen artworks included throughout the episode and series. #PortiaPortiaPortia

Back at it this week discussing Season 2, Episode 3 of “The White Lotus” airing on HBOmax. The episode's title “Bull Elephant” alludes to the anecdotal story Daphne shares on her perception of male-hood, which opens up an interesting foreground for understanding male species across the board. Hosts Sam and Maddy discuss the parallels between humans and the animal kingdom relating to complexities regarding sexual politics, as well as talking about the show's overall themes that are developing around sexual behaviors, especially in different types of commitments.

Discussing season 2, episode 2 of 'The White Lotus', Italian Dream, and what a dream it was! Go to Sicily, get on a Vespa and choke on a bug, that is the Italian dream baby. Join hosts, Sam and Maddy as we get into social nuances, building tensions and overall themes forming.

All the hoes are back, including the Sicilian ones! Benvenuti Lucia e Mia! Murder mystery, group dilemma, inherited trauma + uninherited trauma, and unconcerted hotel manager all scream one thing and that's 'WHITE LOTUS'! Join us with our reactions and discussions about the premiere of season 2.

Pick a side, pick a side; a family divided; green versus black. Jump back into HBHOES with hosts Sam and Maddy as we discuss the final episode of House of the Dragon's premiere season. Chatting all things spoilers and waiting in agony with everyone else for Season 2.

We got feet porn, we got the Red Queen, we got adolescent cage matches, we got death by marble, we got LIFE from this week's episode of 'House of the Dragon'!Join us as we talk about all the happenings and fap-enings in HotD S01 E09!Scheduled spoiler warning reminder - turn the eff around if you haven't seen ALL of the episodes in this season of 'House of the Dragon'.

Hello and farewell to Middle Earth.. for now. Today we're discussing the season finale 'Alloyed' of 'The Lord of the Rings: Rings of Power'. It was a truly bittersweet end to this season but fck are we excited for what's gonna happen.Friendly spoiler warning for all things ROP & LOTR - do not continue unless you have seen the ENTIRE season of ROP.See all of you hoes soon

Wowowowow, GOT has finally made an appearance in this crazy. fcking. episode. Join us as we deep dive into all the good, and really heckin' bad from HOTD S01 E08 - Lord of the Tides. *This episode contains spoilers for S01 E08 of House of the Dragon, as well as spoilers from what we've seen in the show thus far. We sometimes reference the book Fire and Blood by George R. R. Martin. You've been warned.

Black Hands Bitch, Staff Bitch, Helmet Head are most definitely hoes - we're checking back in and covering all of Rings of Power, episode seven's ins and outs. It's doom, it's gloom, it's the aftermath of a big kaboom. Deep dive with us as we spoil the whole episode, reference Tolkien's books & the LOTR movies.