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In world where nothing makes sense and the bar for what is considered entertainment is at all time low, comes yet another idiot friend simulator podcast.

Galen Watts,Aaron Mahaley


    • Jan 1, 1970 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 1h 4m AVG DURATION
    • 38 EPISODES


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    Episode 12: the brother Negotiations

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 50:34


    Me and brother in a less hum filled environment getting down to brass tax. The sort of conversation fit only for kings. Topics discussed: Portland Chaz, Police negotiation techniques, Pure cringe, Trapin and Trapping

    Episode 11: GET OUT of the Gooncave it's crumbling

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 59:04


    We're finally learning what 2020 is all about. The light is outside are you going to go for it or wallow in your coom? Topics discussed: Pornhub BTFO, Chinese art, The works of Jordan Peele, Beat em up games.

    Episode 10: The Hum of Brotherhood

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 58:53


    Listen to that sweet sweet heater run. Me and my brother talking about some good old days and some not so good old days. Topics discussed: School buses, Norway, Covid testing, Maintaining never staining.

    Episode 9: The Jizzisode

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 65:39


    We're back, you can stop worrying. Send headshots to Aaron. Topics discussed: Tributes, streamers and their tribulations, my educational background, finer points of culture in the modern era.

    Episode 8: The Burger King

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 66:53


    No one cared who he was till he put on the crown. A couple of Knights around the table just talking about current state of chivalry and the world. Real regal stuff. Topics discussed: Escape from Jamaica BK edition, PUBG CCP snipers, the endless coof, DC butt brawl.

    Episode 7: Civil War Comedy Celebration

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 65:51


    We've been threatening the audience with a political episode for a while now, it goes about as well as you'd guess. Topics discussed: Civil War, VOOTS, Kamala brand reeducation camps, pointy objects.

    Episode 6:New equipment same dumb shit.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 56:47


    We're fancy now, expect fluctuating audio levels. Just talking about some dumb stuff. Topics: Vampires, Civil War, Sean Connery, Weezy f baby, Joe exotic way late to the party, Aaron's German Dungeon.

    Episode 5: Cock Dippers

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 63:00


    Mask off, Knuckles cracked, Lip packed, it's podcast time. Topics discussed: R. Crumb, Dipjobs, Please give us money, Public freak outs, phasmophobia.

    Episode 4: Hypothetically I'm Blooded

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 61:37


    Trump catching me Brackin on these streets got me going Brazy. Two dudes try to hash out the finer points of quarantine while losing their minds. Enjoy. Topics discussed: Brump, Ben Bhaprio, Bcotish Beople, Basks.

    Episode 3: Please lower the price of recording equipment.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 55:55


    It's a wild, wild world but don't worry because it's gonna get a whole lot worse. Tits? In my Lord of the Rings? Black and Yiddish i've been with it. Please don't come kill us hotep style. Topics discussed: Black Israelites, Lord of Bezos, Assassinations, Corn.

    Episode 2: There's a lot of y'all in this coffeeshop

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 54:07


    Some Monday java to put a little pep in your step. Relaxing overtones of degeneracy. Topics discussed: Piano man, Comped sushi, Real ladies men, other gems.

    Episode 1: For the love of the game

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 55:54


    A couple of real cinema buffs go toe to toe about only the finest of film and the world that surrounds it. Topics discussed: Knock Knock, the insanely long intro, vintage wanks, uncle Teddy, etc.

    Episode .09

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 54:59


    So this is pretty rough but we're looking forward to doing more. Topics discussed :gooncaves, kanye, life. I'll try to say the word like less next time.

    Episode 37- SleepyBoyz

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 58:55


    It's not low energy is lo-fi. Topics discussed: birth/fatherhood, seatbelts, heartbreak in the snow, whip its

    Episode 36- MLK Dating Sim

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 66:25


    I have a cream. Topics discussed: fortnite dances for civil rights, history of hentai, mk ultra nut busting, lunar cycles.

    Episode 35- Taliban Cosby Sweaters

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 63:39


    Topics discussed: Chris Chan update, WBS middle east edition, Blizzard studios, Heavy Metal and similar art forms

    Episode 34- Chris Chan: Cwcville's Most Wanted

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 71:31


    Two titans of legal knowledge and sociology discuss what will soon be the court case of the century. Topics discussed: Chris Chan, The Bard situation, This wayyyy more important than the Olympics, Proper elderly care.

    Episode 33- I keep it HOOPED

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 61:53


    Will the prison pocket be the new post-covid method of safe storage? Topics discussed: Head injuries, hidey holes, halloween attractions, smoking indoors.

    Episode 32- Pour one out for McAfee. Real pirate shit

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 55:34


    We're saluting a legend and chopping it up about whats been going on with us. Come sail the high seas of stupidity.Topics discussed: McAfee getting the epstein treatment, Aarons oceanic ethnostate, Tariq blocked us.

    Episode 31: Buck Breaking Review- Buckem fuckem and dick whitey linked up

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 67:22


    I watched the Tariq Nasheed film Buck Breaking so you don't have too. We didn't set out to make this episode just a giant movie review but it turned into that and we had a lot fun, enjoy. Topics discussed: IceAggers, Weed making you gay, Wash yo ass, crab men

    Episode 30- This one for The Troops

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 69:07


    POV: you're 30+ hours deep into this podcast and now it's ascending to the best use of your time ever. Topics discussed: A team janitors, A certain conflict in the middle East, CGI Biden, No more pork on the podcast.

    Episode 29: Just Do It

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 49:08


    Would you cut your balls off for sweet kicks? Topics discussed: Cults, Cuties in the 70s, Newgrounds gems, Catching the holy spirit.

    Episode 28- Menthol flavored Waffles with Jerry

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 52:12


    We manage to bang out another good episode in spite of our equipment fighting us the whole time. Topics discussed :Seinfeld can' cum, Good times smoking in waffle house, Redneck Gravel Voice, Bootleg pedo-stings.

    Episode 27- Buck in business

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 59:47


    After fumbling last week we're back with solid episode. Real quality big brain takes and chuckles to be had. Topics discussed: Three OD strikes, Buck Breaking, Medical shit, The fall of Rome, Building connections.

    Episode 26- 3 Men, 2 Mics, 1 Dolphin lost in the hood

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 81:21


    After almost of year of just the two of us talking nonsense at you we finally have a guest. Alex stops by to help drive this thing and drop knowledge. Topics discussed: More dolphin love, Cleaning shit before you eat it, How fast do you need to run to leave the hood?, Alex gets the 411 on my status as a soon to be dad.

    Episode 25- Cool it man, you don't want to fuck up our summer.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 61:18


    We're showing up late to trial but it's okay. My boy said it's taco time and she was like "YEAH I KNOW". Topics discussed: Late night court room analysis, movie choices of a king, peacocking, dropping chuckpills, WBS, putting some wings on this bird.

    Episode 24- Lazy Suez Canal Jazz

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 57:27


    Sit back and relax we're going nowhere. Topics discussed: Stuck cargo ships, snorts, huffs, proper parking, dog health.

    Episode 23-Blackbeard's Sick Dong:The Search for ill Willy

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 81:30


    All the stuff they should of told you in school. A brief rundown of the happenings in our lives as well as intellectual discussion of history in media. Topics discussed: Free Rachel D, Twilight Zone vs Butt Mirror, Your tax dollars hard at work, Roommates, Sick wieners, People who are wiener sick.

    Episode 22- Did you ever dream you could do anything?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 60:29


    Do you wake up feeling alert? Topics discussed: Dreaming for the best, Martin the real insta king, the Super community, don't roll your eyes i'm talking about the lord.

    Episode 21- Cia-tifiably Horny by Dr. sus

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 82:16


    A roller coaster ride of childish yelling and intellectual chess. We dig deep into foundation of what is to be entertained even if you're ugly. Topics discussed: Adamn Hotler, Rabbit love, The mild west, sacred texts and toons, rage games.

    Episode 17- The Lead Standard

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 69:46


    We're talking about how taken advantage of and abused these poor hedge funds are. Seriously though Fuck Robinhood, Fuck Hedgies. A light hearted chat. Topics discussed: Stocks, Invest in bullets, Invest in pants wine, Capital raid E girl.

    Episode 16- Dirty Jobs: He will nut divide us.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 91:37


    We're back on a rainy days to discuss the History Channel's exploitation of real blue collar dudes like us, damn it! Another conversation filled with weird old stories, dumb jokes and vague hypotheticals. Topics discussed: Hard working tv men, We will literally fight any other podcast, Jizz Biden, working grills, Aarons mac game.

    Episode 15- The pussy fog of war: an anti drug PSA

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 84:32


    The podcast get's back to roots with embarrassing and embarrassingly stupid jokes. Topics discussed: That thang smokin, Good times are hood times, DUDE, never been a thinking man.

    Episode 14: Qew Qear Qew Qopes

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 63:51


    It's been a little bit but we're back, and things got a little black eyed peas retarded while we were gone. It's gonna be a fun year. Topics discussed: Absolutely dangerous levels of copium, True crime doc, expanding the brand, valuable ebay items.

    Episode 13: That's enough BOOMers, settle down.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 77:50


    The boys are back in town to help you get ready for the new year. Topics discussed :Christmas Boomers, All shapes and sizes of earth from flat to hollow, Good old fashion Disney, 2020.

    Episode 20-Urban Radio for Dolphins

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 70:07


    A rainy day conversation about your favorite CIA bands and rappers. Dewy the party dolphin and the vanilla gorilla are untouchable. Topics discussed: Grateful for trigger words, 3 generations of Mane, The dangers of smarties.

    Episode 19- Anime Waifu Dating App-The two days post Valentines love episode.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 71:43


    Snuggle up by the fire and light some candles for the dumbest takes on modern day romance and tales of stupidity. When Terminator comes it's going to be in form of girl bearing tendies. Topics disucssed: Make a wish refugee dating, Dating app for sleepy people, Japan is on some cuties shit, Terry A Davis would not enjoy that Valentines shout out.

    Episode 18- How does Art work?: make it do something, it's just sitting there.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 70:29


    Aaron can't understand paintings. We can't understand sports. A free formed boost of pure artistic goodness. Topics discussed: God, Art, Memory holed stuff, Bad dumps; revenge of the shuke.

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