Low Budget Radio Show

Join Lee as he interviews Stephanie Greenquist and Sammi Lappin about their newly release indie film, Lemon Drop! "Desperate to step out of her famous mother's shadow and create her own legacy, an aspiring actress is taken under the wing of an eccentric film director who makes empty promises and surrounds her with reckless friends. An obsession with success leads her to a new, fast­paced lifestyle that eventually leaves her homeless, jobless and in the depths of a serious drug addiction."Lemon Drop is available to rent on Amazon Prime and Vimeo.

Granddaughters, Lucy and Stacy, find something that they shouldn't have in Grandma and Grandpa Miller's closet.Look, you've seen the title, and know who Sammi and Denise are. You can probably guess where this one goes. But, it's still a journey.Originally recorded on August 20th, 2019.

Shasta needs a ride to the hospital, so she calls a Lyft. Only to get Joanna as a driver. Do they ever make it to the hospital? Listen to find out!Also, Sammi knows weed. Like really knows weed. But, she does not know phone chargers.Originally recorded on August 20th, 2019.

Starla and Tansy can't seem to agree on what to name their new boat. Things quickly get heated, in more ways than one.Also, I play a bird in this one!Suggested by Ann Hurd (@follow_the_hurd on Twitter). Originally recorded on August 7th, 2019.

What is art? Is it just the artist's mind masturbation? Can ghosts even jizz? Who reads blogs nowadays? We answer none of those questions, but bring up a lot more!Also, try to figure out what accent Denise is doing. Because I have no idea.Originally recorded on August 7th, 2019.

Tanna and Caitlyn are sick and tired of superheroes and villains breaking all of their expensive wine! So, they hatch a plan to stop them! Raisins, bugs, wine, tiramisu, this episode has it all!Originally recorded on July 18th.

Regina just wants to finish the first episode of the new kids show, The Adventures of Orangey and Wooble. But, between Wooble being a prick, Orangey being a dumb kid, and her assistant Claudia's stupid ideas, the day just won't end....Steve is cool though.This episode features an unexpected special guest.Originally recorded on July 18th, 2019.

Mugsy and Bugsy somehow pulled of a great jewel heist. How? Who knows, because they're two of the stupidest criminals ever. Although, they do seem to invent pizza delivery. Which means they can't be all bad, right?Originally recorded on July 10th, 2019.

Zan is a producer, and Bianca is pitching a movie. Well, make that movies. Though, the pitches sound very familiar....Also, this episode has one of my favorite misunderstandings. I literally tried to leave, but couldn't. I was laughing so hard. Originally recorded on July 10th, 2019.

Jane and Donna aren't exactly the best parents to be chaperoning a Homecoming dance. In fact, they're probably two of the least qualified parents they could have asked. But, they are correct that you shouldn't mix vodka and tequila.Originally recorded on June 29th, 2019.

Yarrr! It be a pirate themed Low Budget Radio Show! Where Captain Leg-Beard and Captain Bush-Whack square off for a bit o' buried treasure! Also, Lee plays both crews, which doesn't make this confusing at all. Yarr!Originally recorded June 29th, 2019.

Marie and Janice need to study for finals. But, they're being a bit too loud in the library.That's it. That was the prompt.Somehow the Librarian became a vampire! How? I have no idea. Sammi and Denise are absolutely insane, and we're along for the ride.Originally recorded on June 19th, 2019.

Sara and Trish go to the local county fair. Just two best friends sure to have a great time! That is until Billy with his lobe fetish comes into the situation...Also, I would like to try jalapeño cotton candy.Originally recorded on June 19th, 2019.

What do you do when you're running a news station in a small town, and nothing of note is happening? Well, if you're Rachel, Pam, Lexi, or Christine (also known as Samantha), you make stuff up, and figure it out. Ironically the no news episode comes out on September 11th.Originally recorded on June 6th, 2019.

Sandy and Betty are just two normal house wives who decide to go on a fishing trip. However, it turns out they don't know much about how to fish. In fact they're idiots. Complete idiots.Fun fact, Sammi and Denise held their arms out as if they were holding the fishing rods the entire time....They did not have to do that. Originally recorded on May 31st, 2019.

This episode scenario was suggest by Ann Hurd (@follow_the_hurd) on Twitter! We join Medea and Joan of Arc having dinner at an Olive Garden in Hell. Their waiter is the lovely English fellow, Brad, who is from a previous Low Budget Radio Show.Thank you Ann for the suggestion. Don't worry, we added Hitler on our own accord.Originally recorded on June 6th, 2019.

Stacy and Tiffany join Jane's glass blowing class. Seems simple and innocent enough. Except, Stacy and Tiffany think that it's actually a class to learn blowing a different thing. This one isn't subtle, folks!Originally recorded on June 6th, 2019.

Welp, you're in for a weird one! But, you probably could have guessed that by looking at the title. Buffy and Suzie run an auto-mechanic shop! They think they're the best mechanics out there! Until one day a car comes in, the type of which has never been seen before!Originally recorded on May 31st, 2019.

Do you get what I was going for? It's like The Disaster Artists, but with pop-star. Get it! This is high quality comedy, folks!Anywho, pop-star Xney is recording her latest album, and Janet just wants it to finally be done! But, Xney kinda sucks. Also, I got Sammi to sing in this one! Haha! Also, the title makes me want Pop-tarts. Originally recorded on May 24th, 2019.

...and get outta here! Back to the Future reference! *self five*What? You're not here for Back to the Future references? You're here for Low Budget Radio Show? Ok, fine.Susan and Aimee are a couple of hippies who want the oldest tree to be saved! Unfortunately, they have to deal with Agent Johnson and Agent Smith....and Bill who owns the bulldozer. Who will win in this battle of will? Originally recorded on May 24th, 2019.

Ever wonder how wine gets made in a wine factory? (what? of course that's the term for it!) Well, follow Sara and Gretchen as they work on their amazing wine! But, wait, they seem to have a terrible secret about their wine. The wine in the wine factory.Originally recorded on May 15th, 2019.

What's better than puppies and science? Nothing! Just don't trust Beatrice and Frankie with either. Also, bonus points if you can figure out who was Holly and who was Molly.HollyAndMolly! HollyAndMolly! Originally recorded on May 15th, 2019.

Doesn't going to the DMV just suck? It's always seems like everybody is against you, and is stupidly stressful! Follow Amber and Kate as they try to figure out just what to do at this DMV, which is an extra stupid one. I do hope that some of this doesn't bring back awful memories for you.Originally recorded on May 15th, 2019.

A couple of bartenders are taking way too long on their break! But, they really need to talk about Blaze, the handsome male bartender who took Sara back to his place to....flip cocktails? But, what does that mean? Also, how scary is Maude? No, we didn't steal a metaphor from the vastly more popular, Schitt's Creek! How dare you suggest that!Originally recorded on May 8th, 2019.

It's a school field trip, and a group of friends are waiting in line for Thunder Mountain! Surely they're really good friends and don't end up talking shit to each other, right? Also, prepare yourself for the rootinest, tootinest, wildest accent in the west!Originally recorded on May 8th, 2019.

Bird law is in full effect in this episode of Low Budget Radio Show! If you're on trial for punching a bird, call Pam! A bird. Look, this one makes very little sense. We were all very exhausted that day.Originally recorded on April 28th, 2019.

What happens when you have two students planning prom? Find out with Sandy and Jane! Wait....are they students? Or are they teachers? Do they know? Who cheated on who? Find out on this week's episode of Low Budget Radio Show!Originally recorded on April 28th, 2019.

Kim and Michelle are shopping at Michael's for a cape! But, what happens when they run into their rivals, Gia and Cecilia? Do they find the perfect fabric for their cape? Is there possibly the worst Cockney accent in this episode? Are the accents offensive? Maybe!Originally recorded on April 19th, 2019.

Welcome to the first episode of Low Budget Radio Show! While not the first to be recorded, this one showcases just how weird Sammi and Denise can be.What was supposed to be an ordinary haircut goes awry, when the barber decides to do things their own way. How will Patty and Amy handle this? Logically? No, probably not.Originally recorded on May 8th, 2019.