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Dive into a chaotic snow day where Opie battles blizzards and near-death ice plunges, while Ron shares his puking Patriots celebration gone wrong. From hilarious shoveling woes and emotional movie breakdowns to fiery takes on sports rivalries and government gaslighting, this episode packs witty banter with co-host Ron the Waiter. Also some great inside stories about Guy Fieri and Carl Ruiz. Tune in for raw laughs and eye-opening insights that'll make you rethink winter woes and current chaos—subscribe now for more irreverent real talk!
Jackie The Joke Man Needs WELLNESS CHECK?!https://youtu.be/1mwQ1v4gkLEOpie battles a savage flu with DayQuil disasters and Z-Packs while Ron the Waiter unleashes savage roasts on Patriots hype, Bills tears, and playoff upsets that could flip the script. From Jackie the Joke Man's epic dementia-level meltdown to Trump exhaustion rants and Songwriters Hall of Fame bombshells (Taylor Swift? Kiss?!), this wild morning rant delivers the unfiltered, gut-busting laughs you crave—hit play before the next snowstorm hits!
On this podcast episode, we have Kaela, a returning guest to discuss common customer requests that make servers cringe. As veteran restaurant servers, we dive into what servers hear when customers say these lines. Learn about the nuances of customer requests and how they're often interpreted in the restaurant industry..#Restaurant, #ServerLife, #ServiceIndustry, #Hospitality, #ServerStories #RestaurantComedy Follow Me On Social Media:Instagramhttps://www.instagram.com/themodernwaiterpodcast/TikTokhttps://www.tiktok.com/@themodernwaiterMore Info https://www.themodernwaiter.com/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Join Opie and Ron the Waiter for raw, irreverent NYC stories—spotting Al Pacino, Yoko Ono, Rick Moranis, and more—plus sledding fails, dog-licking confessions, savage roasts of old sitcoms and Spaceballs, sports drama, and pansexual celeb buzz. Laugh along with their no-filter nostalgia and chaos. Hit play for the real talk you didn't know you needed.
VIDEO Version https://youtube.com/live/1YllXkTubyM?feature=shareDive into the raw agony of the Buffalo Bills' gut-wrenching overtime loss as Opie and oldest friend Buzzy curse the refs and relive controversial calls that robbed fans of a dream matchup. Joined by Patriots fan Ron the Waiter, the trio trades hilarious barbs on NFL rivalries, from ancient Super Bowl droughts to Buzzy's epic memorabilia cave and college origin stories. Tune in for unfiltered laughs and football therapy that'll make your sports heartaches feel less lonely.
How the new chair of the Maricopa County Board of Supervisors wants to try to bring down the number of evictions. Plus, a group of Peoria neighbors tries to track down a beloved waiter at a local restaurant.
Trippin is a SUPERCUT of the Opie Radio podcast LIVE at Gebhards!Dive into the chaos of Opie Radio's live supercut from Gebhards Beer Culture, where Opie, Matt, Ron the Waiter, Tony P and Little Foot unleash hilarious tales of double fender-benders, one-night stands turned lifelong loves, and Marine myths that'll have you questioning everything. From Eagles bashing and revenge plots to belting out Neil Young's “Down by the River,” this episode packs unfiltered banter and unexpected twists that expose the wild side of everyday life. Tune in for laughs that heal the soul and stories that stick—perfect for anyone craving raw, irreverent comedy.
Discover the 10 AI trends transforming the restaurant industry in 2026. This is the first episode in the series: Restaurant and Hospitality Trends of 2026. Marlon Joseph (The Modern Waiter) and Danny Davila break down how artificial intelligence is reshaping everything from drive-thru ordering to dynamic pricing, inventory management, and even robot chefs in the kitchen. With over 30 years of combined experience in the service industry, we've seen trends come and go, but AI is here to stay. Learn how 82% of restaurants are already using AI technology and what it means for customers, employees, and business owners alike. Follow Me On Social Media:Instagramhttps://www.instagram.com/themodernwaiterpodcast/TikTokhttps://www.tiktok.com/@themodernwaiterMore Info https://www.themodernwaiter.com/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Ever wondered if Trump's latest rant could outlaw your favorite drink? Opie and Ron the Waiter dive into a fake tweet sparking alcohol vs. marijuana debates, NFL playoff drama between Bills and Patriots, and Hollywood's podcast takeover by Amy Poehler. Tune in for witty irreverence that uncovers surprising truths on health hacks, movie sequels, and ICE chaos—perfect for staying sharp amid winter woes.
When Ron the Waiter completely loses it—baiting the room, unleashing savage roasts, and spiraling into wild tangents—this episode erupts into glorious chaos with Indonesian comedy legend Pandji watching the meltdown in stunned amusement. From improvised ads for Pandji's bold Kopi Mensrea coffee and brutal sports beefs to unhinged prison porn fantasies, Trump conspiracies, and outrageous breakup stories, the tension builds until Ron is fully unhinged and the laughter is nonstop. Grab your brew, hit play, and experience the most unpredictable, irreverent roast session yet—bad intentions never tasted so good.
Etiquette, manners, and beyond! In this episode, Nick and Leah tackle apologizing in Mongolia, speaking for other people, lying to waiters, and much more. Please follow us! (We'd send you a hand-written thank you note if we could.)Have a question for us? Call or text (267) CALL-RBW or visit ask.wyrbw.comEPISODE CONTENTSAMUSE-BOUCHE: Apologizing in MongoliaA QUESTION OF ETIQUETTE: Email etiquette basicsQUESTIONS FROM THE WILDERNESS: Is it rude to tell an old colleague I said "Hi" when I did not? What is the expectation of buying gifts for people back home when you're traveling? Is it OK to lie and say you've eaten at a restaurant before to avoid having the concept explained?VENT OR REPENT: Snow on cars, Return address stickersCORDIALS OF KINDNESS: Thanks to our listeners, Thanks for the holiday cardsTHINGS MENTIONED DURING THE SHOW"A wizard should know better" from "Lord of the Rings"YOU ARE CORDIALLY INVITED TO...Support our show through PatreonSubscribe and rate us 5 stars on Apple PodcastsCall, text, or email us your questionsFollow us on Instagram, Facebook, and TwitterVisit our official websiteSign up for our newsletterBuy some fabulous official merchandiseCREDITSHosts: Nick Leighton & Leah BonnemaProducer & Editor: Nick LeightonTheme Music: Rob ParavonianADVERTISE ON OUR SHOWClick here for detailsTRANSCRIPTEpisode 292See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Tucker and JJ return to familiar territory—Applebee's—to discuss chain-restaurant loyalty, imaginary (but very tempting) Applebee's credit card perks, and the long-term psychological impact of good ranch dressing. Along the way, JJ pitches a Wikipedia project cataloging Applebee's limited-time cocktails, debate restaurant bathroom strategy, relive questionable waxing decisions, attempt to flesh out the lore of Principal Pamplemousse, and then they close with an unexpectedly philosophical breakdown of Humpty Dumpty. As always, it's food, culture, discomfort, and ideas—served generously. 00:00 – Applebee's traditions and chain-restaurant loyalty 02:00 – Ranking Applebee's cocktails & the Wikipedia idea 06:00 – Imaginary Applebee's credit card perks (and why they'd work) 10:30 – Waiters, managers, and long-term Applebee's relationships 15:00 – Nose and ear waxing: results, pain, regret 21:00 – Ranch dressing as a culinary equalizer 22:30 – Why great bathrooms build better businesses 25:00 – Principal Pamplemousse: appearance, values, Frenchness 28:00 – Stainless steel cookware, knives, and egg philosophy 33:00 – Eggs, international confusion, and American excess 36:00 – Humpty Dumpty theories, memes, and unanswered questions For more episodes of JJ Meets World, or to find out how you can support this podcast, visit http://www.jjmeetsworld.com/ Patreon – https://www.patreon.com/jjmeetsworld Merch Shop – https://shop.spreadshirt.com/jj-meets-world Apple Podcasts – https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/jj-meets-world/id1367045742 Spotify – https://open.spotify.com/show/0L9IGvJuUjFK0UOR9AIF5u YouTube – https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCh1WZrpC-XE57mRzi1bzPow Google Play – https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/Iwnpufw6f5qromxbbw6pq32rsya Facebook – https://www.facebook.com/jjmeetsworldpodcast/
How do everyday skills translate into massive success in property investment?
Dive into the explosive Minneapolis ICE shooting that exposes America's toxic divide, where a tragic video fuels endless debate on justice and protocols. Opie and comedian Ron the Waiter break down the facts, from Limp Bizkit's raw take on frustration to wild tangents on Kristi Noem's allure and cop stories. Tune in for unfiltered insights that cut through the noise and challenge your views on today's polarized world.
Are restaurants and bars secretly refilling liquor bottles? Are they pouring off brand alcohol when you ordered premium? In this week's podcast, we reveal the truth behind shady bar practices like substituting cheaper liquor for top-shelf brands and refilling premium bottles with lower-cost spirits. Is this illegal? We breakdown the red flags, the risks and how you can protect yourself. If you've experienced a suspicious pour or a sketchy bill, share your story in the comments. Support honest businesses and help others stay informed.Disclaimer: This video is for educational purposes and is not legal advice. Laws vary by state/country.#RestaurantScam #BarScam #Liquor #ConsumerProtection #Fraud Follow Me On Social Media:Instagramhttps://www.instagram.com/themodernwaiterpodcast/TikTokhttps://www.tiktok.com/@themodernwaiterMore Info https://www.themodernwaiter.com/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
On this very special Opie Radio episode Ron the Waiter goes after EVERYBODY!Here's the Jim Norton Sandwich video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUgfLT_k7PIHere's the Howard Stern playing basketball BADLY video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3sSEX4fhrs
Dive into Ron the Waiter's raw struggle with seasonal layoffs and endless unemployment calls that expose New York's broken system. From Trump's no-tax-on-tips promise thwarted by Governor Hochul, Ron is saying exactly what everyone else is thinking. Also, quirky global New Year's rituals and deadliest animals, this episode unpacks economic chaos with irreverent banter. Hit play for a dose of "rage-laughter" and the unfiltered truth about the economic grind.
Opie and Ron the Waiter go off on Ryan Seacrest and toxic childhoods! Ever wondered why Ryan Seacrest dominates the airwaves while the rest of us scramble for scraps? In this end-of-year special, Opie and Ron dive into Seacrest's multimillion-dollar success, hilarious New Year's Eve rivalries with Anderson Cooper, and Ron's wild family tales—from dumping ashes in a muddy lake to childhood beatings over bagels. Tune in for raw laughs and insights that might just inspire you to build your own unbreakable hustle in 2026.
This week we're checking out some podcasts that are doing slightly better than WATP and Who's Right on Patreon. This is the most petty podcast episode yet. Lil Stinkers is a show that features Mike Rainey, his unfunny friend, and a bean bag chair. The jokes are flying and they're rhyming so it must be clever. Doug from Who's Right (aka Mean Doug) is back on the show to analyze the podcast that's ranked right above his show on Patreon. The Muckrake Political Podcast is hosted by two liberal zilches who really want to sound smart and say important things. Trump bad, am I right? Opie is back from Christmas break with nothing to say as he relies on Tony P and Ron the Waiter to carry the show with tales of crapping and vomiting. Stuttering John reacts to the news that his youngest son changed his last name to his stepfather's name. Ouch, that's gotta be very tough. We finish up with Internet News and your voicemails. Doug's podcast - https://whosrightpodcast.com/ Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
We've been covering Bill Burr's podcast since his meltdowns following the backlash from the Riyadh Comedy Festival. Adam Busch and Christian Bladt went to see Bill perform standup comedy last week and Adam had an epiphany. He explains why Bill's podcast is so pedestrian and unfunny. Christian joins us with a notebook full of notes. Lucy Tightbox is in studio and I discuss the previous weekend in Vegas at “Pulperfest.” John DiCaprio was the guy who was picked to organize the event and instead he talked a bunch of shit from his hotel room while keeping all of the money. Ron the Waiter used his special day to dunk on Opie and it's brilliant. Richard Marx and his wife, the very drunk Daisy Fuentes, livestreamed during the pandemic and embarrassed themselves spectacularly. Miss Judy joined Lucy on her show to break down some of the more ridiculous elements of Stuttering John's LOLsuit. Stuttering John has decided once again it's time to run away from the bullies. Megan and Annie join the show for a round of “Is It Gay?” and “To Poke A Dabbler.” We finish up with comments, reviews, and voicemails. Watch this episode here: https://youtube.com/live/vVhkAI0cWSY More Lucy Tightbox: https://www.youtube.com/onceoverwithcayley Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Ever tried donating holiday goodies only to end up chauffeuring a toothless stranger through NYC? Opie recounts his hilarious, heartfelt misadventure from a snooty church rejection to a blessed drop-off in Harlem, with Ron the Waiter chiming in on lottery woes, creepy Christmas classics, and Ronica Day antics. Tune in for laughs that remind you why giving back is worth the chaos—perfect for holiday spirits needing a boost!
Stress is a part of almost any job. When you are working in a restaurant that stress can feel like a trap. It does not have to control you. This podcast episode will give you fast and practical ways to manage stress in as a restaurant server. Learn how to reset your nervous system in 30 seconds, communicate under pressure, prioritize when everything feels urgent, and keep your mindset steady through rushes, complaints, and curveballs.#ServerLife #RestaurantLife #StressManagement #MentalHealth #ServiceIndustry #Hospitality Follow Me On Social Media:Instagramhttps://www.instagram.com/themodernwaiterpodcast/TikTokhttps://www.tiktok.com/@themodernwaiterMore Info https://www.themodernwaiter.com/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Think you can't create cash flow in this housing market? Think again! Today's guest will introduce you to a strategy that can take a regular rental property and maximize its profits. It's allowed him to net $5,000 each month and quit his W2 job in just 18 months! Welcome back to the Real Estate Rookie podcast! Just two years ago, Andres Martinez was waiting tables and saving every penny possible for a house. But when he was told he still couldn't qualify for a mortgage, he turned his attention to wholesaling in order to learn more about real estate investing and make some extra money. Little did he know that he would soon stumble upon a strategy that would change his life and give him financial freedom—co-living! After buying a couple of properties, Andres quit his job to go all-in on this strategy. This move paid off, as he's been able to scale his real estate portfolio to five properties (soon to be six!) and over $5,000 in monthly cash flow. The best part? He's been able to buy all of his properties using other people's money (OPM), seller financing, and subject to deals. Stick around as Andres tells you all about his buy box, how he analyzes rental properties, and why co-living might just be the next big thing! In This Episode We Cover Making $5,000 in monthly cash flow from five rental properties How Andres was able to quit his W2 job in 18 months with real estate The investing strategy that maximizes your rental property's profits Why co-living presents a huge opportunity for investors in 2025 and beyond The best real estate side hustles to fast-track your investing journey And So Much More! Check out more resources from this show on BiggerPockets.com and https://www.biggerpockets.com/blog/rookie-656 Interested in learning more about today's sponsors or becoming a BiggerPockets partner yourself? Email advertise@biggerpockets.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
This week we're recording at the Nobody Likes Onions studios in sunny Las Vegas. We start off with Opie who is in a very bad mood because Christmas costs money and Opie doesn't appear to have any cash on hand. But Ron the Waiter more than makes up for it by being in an amazing mood in anticipation of Ronakuh - the livestream where he'll get all of the superchats and Opie will deliver additional dollars (but not a 1 to 1 match because that's probably illegal). Patrick Melton cohosts the episode as we transition into Brendan Schaub claiming he finally “gets it.” His new strategy is to lean into the hate and he's absolutely terrible at it. He's somehow proud of his terrible special because he was new at comedy and his friends are very funny guys. Huh? Stuttering John is planning yet another lolsuit against Chad Zumock and Kevin Brennan; it couldn't be more of a nothing burger. We finish up with a round of “To Poke A Dabbler,” the Internet News, and your voicemails. Watch this episode here: https://youtube.com/live/wjFnnGVBzsc Patrick's show: https://www.nobodylikesonions.com/ Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Dive into the chaotic holiday madness as Opie unleashes a hilarious tirade on why Christmas is pure torture for procrastinators and adults, from gift deadlines to crushing taxes and city woes. Joined by Ron the Waiter and Tony P, the crew delivers irreverent FUs to everything from RFK Jr.'s voice to Taylor Swift's bonuses, blending political jabs at Trump's ego-driven rebrands with a surprising twist: maybe thinning the herd is nature's way. Tune in for witty banter that exposes the real holiday grind and leaves you laughing through the stress.
We start off this week checking out Jerry Seinfeld on We Might Be Drunk with Mark Normand and Sam Morril. Seinfeld doesn't give AF while Mark and Sam nervously try to get him to say something, anything interesting. Aaron Imholte from Steel Toe missed the goal by $140 on Tuesday and tried to act like he wasn't upset about it. On Wednesday's show we find out he was very, very upset about it. Bill Burr has life figured out; he even knows how to have fun at Disneyland now. Amazing! Howard Stern announces three more years at SiriusXM. He claims his entire staff didn't know until he said it live on the air. If that's true that's pretty messed up. These are all adults who have financial obligations to their families. Why would Howard want to stress these people out right before the holidays? Opie announces that Thursday is “Ron Day” and that all superchat money will go to Ron the Waiter. We'll see about that. Miss Judy returns to Stuttering John's show and he's never been hornier or more hard-up. Megan and Annie join us for another round of “Is It Gay?”, the Opie or Burr game, and Cardiff's “To Poke A Dabbler.” We finish up with Spotify comments, reviews, and your voicemails. Watch the episode here: https://youtube.com/live/KBu_5BJRdKM Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
The Third Growth Option with Benno Duenkelsbuehler and Guests
Are you looking for a Third Growth Option ℠ ? Growth can stall even when the product is loved, pricing is right, and teams deliver on time. The blocker is mixing pre-sale and post-sale decisions in the same conversation. Our Sherpas use a simple pattern to untangle it: The Chef and the Waiter Framework.Dining room = pre-salePositioning, messaging, pricing, sales assets.Kitchen = post-saleManufacturing, logistics, inventory, fulfillment.In one factory case, a small design upgrade unlocked a larger market at a higher price. Fear around costs and delays froze progress. By running pre-sale testing and post-sale capacity planning in parallel, momentum returned.The target was $10M in new revenue over three years. The result: $14M delivered, compounding into $100M+. Not luck—clear roles, fast feedback, and simultaneous execution.If your revenue needle won't move, audit your process. Split pre-sale and post-sale work. Stop mixing meetings. Clarity accelerates the climb.Always growing.Benno Duenkelsbuehler CEO & Chief Sherpa of (re)ALIGN reALIGNforResults.com benno@realignforresults.com
VIDEO Version https://youtube.com/live/JRRWz7OvEe8?feature=shareOpie kicks off the morning with the most disturbing Christmas gift ever: Gary Busey, looking straight out of a horror flick, proudly demonstrating goose honks like it's high art. Things spiral fast – from Ron the Waiter's wild sun-staring experiment revealing monkey-to-alien morphs and hieroglyphic code downloads, to raw debates on Eskimo intimacy, stolen packages (104 million a year?!), and whether prison needs make it “not gay.” They also break down the WOLD Vanity Fair interview from Trump's highly regarded Chief of Staff, Susie Wiles! Buckle up for unfiltered, irreverent rants 500 feet above NYC that'll leave you laughing, disturbed, and questioning reality.
Dive into the firestorm over Donald Trump's insensitive tweet blaming Rob Reiner's tragic murder on "Trump Derangement Syndrome," as Opie and Ron the Waiter unpack the raw hypocrisy, media madness, and why even shock jocks draw the line at dick moves. Discover how this controversy exposes America's empathy crisis, blending irreverent takes on vaccines, AI slop, and Ron's chilling eyewitness account of a 40-year-old school shooting. Get ready for unfiltered laughs and eye-opening truths that challenge your views on power, politics, and human decency.
f you are a server, you know double shifts, rude tables, inconsistent tips creates constant pressure. In this podcast, we break down proven, realistic strategies to avoid burnout in the service industry. You'll learn simple daily systems to protect your energy, set boundaries, and manage stress during rushes. It is important to handle difficult guests without absorbing the negativity, and build a support plan with your team and management.Follow Me On Social Media:Instagramhttps://www.instagram.com/themodernwaiterpodcast/TikTokhttps://www.tiktok.com/@themodernwaiterMore Info https://www.themodernwaiter.com/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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This week we're checking in on Stephen Baldwin's podcast about bad movies. Well, it's supposed to be about bad movies, but it's actually just an awkward conversation with Hollywood celebrities who are at the point in their career where they have enough free time to talk to Stephen Baldwin. Doug from Good Times Great Movies is appalled that Michael Madsen spent over ten minutes waiting for Stephen to show up. Jamarmalaid has a new Christmas song that is no Granny's House. Howard Stern talks retirement with fake callers and embarrassing phony prank phone calls. Opie does his FU Friday show with both Ron the Waiter and Tony P. Ron does the wrong homework assignment and Tony does the homework assignment wrong. Stuttering John performed a stand-up show in the midwest and comes to the sad realization that more Dabbleverse fans come out to see him than anyone else. We finish up with Net News hosted by Lucy Tightbox and your voicemails. Doug's YouTube channel - https://www.youtube.com/@GoodTimesGreatMovies Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Christmas is not just a story to celebrate; it's a pattern to imitate. In Luke 2, we see three kinds of people God chose to use in the arrival of Jesus: watchers, waiters, and worshipers—all who encountered Christ. Let this special Christmas message remind you that God still moves through people who will watch, wait, and worship.Be part of what God is doing at Mount Holly. To learn more about our ministries, our pastor, and to plan your visit, click here: https://www.mountholly.orgBecause of your generosity, we're able to continue leading people into the life-changing presence of God. If you feel led to give, click here: https://www.mountholly.org/give
Dive into a chaotic holiday showdown where Opie, Ron the Waiter, and comedian Tony P unleash irreverent rants on everything from allergic Christmas trees and Hanukkah bushes to why microwaving fish at work deserves jail time. Discover Trump's hilariously bizarre fix for the economy—cut back on pencils and dolls—plus a step-by-step guide to making prison hooch that might just save your next party (or land you in hot water). Get ready for unfiltered laughs, political jabs, and a surprising shoutout to Michael Jordan's monopoly-busting NASCAR victory that flips the script on racing revenue.
Thinking about leaving the restaurant grind for a 9–5? In this episode of The Modern Waiter Podcast, we sit down with former restaurant pro Mateo Rodríguez, who went from back-of-house and bartending to beverage manager and now works at a bank with true banker's hours. We unpack the real culture shock, lifestyle shifts, money differences, and whether the grass is actually greener outside the service industry.About the show:We've been sharing real talk from the service industry for 7+ years. This is episode 352 as we kick off Season 8. If you've lived the double-shift life, wrestled with weekends and holidays, or wondered whether a corporate role would cage (or free) you, this episode is for you.#RestaurantLife #Hospitality #Bartender #ServerLife #serviceindustry Follow Me On Social Media:Instagramhttps://www.instagram.com/themodernwaiterpodcast/TikTokhttps://www.tiktok.com/@themodernwaiterMore Info https://www.themodernwaiter.com/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Dive into the chaotic magic of Christmas in New York City as Opie and comedian Ron the Waiter roast the gridlock nightmares, overrated chestnuts, and tourist traps that turn the holidays into a hilarious pressure cooker. Discover surprising insider stories from Ron's medieval combat event at a beer garden and shocking revelations from the P. Diddy documentary that expose the dark side of fame. This witty, no-holds-barred episode reveals why embracing the madness might just save your sanity this season.
Opie, Tony P, and Ron the Waiter go full send on a polar-vortex FU Friday: bread bags as winter boots, pets about to get skinny shots, $300 NYC Christmas trees getting mulched, plastic rice melting in your frying pan, plane clappers, and why Kelly Osbourne suddenly looks like Ozzy's twin. Zero filter, maximum chaos — from Rockefeller Center rip-offs to wondering if your rice is actually made of melted Tupperware. The rawest, rudest morning show on the internet has to offer.
Opie, Ron the Waiter, and new co-host Tony P turn Gebhards into absolute chaos celebrating the 20th anniversary of the legendary “Baby Bird” puke bit from Opie and Anthony, swapping stories of getting naked on birthdays, Long Island bar fights, and one-leg-up sweatpants fashion while Tony triggers everyone with red-hot MAGA rants, Trump pardons, and Puerto Rican paper-towel throws. Zero filter, 100% unhinged, and somehow we still didn't get kicked out… yet. If you miss old-school Opie & Anthony bar streams, this one will ruin your pants.
Ron the Waiter wrecks the bar in 3 seconds flat, Joyce saves the day with homemade mac & cheese on a hot plate, then drops bombs: she tore down every mirror because spirits drain you at 3 a.m., admits the mystery handprints on her bedroom ceiling are NOT from her husband, Opie cries watching Christmas Vacation, Ron's Aunt is now mud, Sean is Vietnamese and we go nuclear on Trump pardoning George Santos while keeping the millions. Wild stories, hot food, zero filter—welcome to the funniest dinner you'll ever crash.
Opie and Ron the Waiter torch Jimmy Fallon's fantasy-land Holiday Seasoning channel while confessing the real holiday chaos: midnight gift-wrapping marathons, kids figuring out Santa way too early, and Tooth Fairy inflation hitting twenty bucks a pop. From savage takes on pickleball Christmas movies to Trump pardoning narco-terrorists and the scary truth about wireless earbuds frying your brain—this irreverent, high-energy rant is the unfiltered holiday episode you didn't know you needed. Grab your eggnog and hit play before you lose your mind this December. Kidding about grabbing the egg nog! Who does that unless you're Jimmy Fallon!
Trippin is a SUPERCUT of the Opie Radio podcast LIVE from Gebhards.VIDEO VERSION https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXd_Gd4cdsMThe most insane Trippin yet.Ron drops the full story of his Russian-Jewish mafia enforcer uncle who snapped arms like twigs and got thrown out of a Cadillac doing 85 mph.Tony P defends his “nipple rings forever” life choice.The crew debates the official prison rule: 10 days = WHAT ARE YOU DOING?, life sentence = still straight.Plus degenerate gambling disasters, mom betting on which greyhound takes a dump first, and the legendary Verrazano Bridge pee-blowing-back-in-my-own-face finale.Classic no-filter Opie Radio madness with Opie, Tony P and Ron the Waiter, Matt and Millie.
Join Opie for a wild live session at Gebhards just before Thanksgiving, packed with irreverent banter on turkey debates, fart-filled bus rides, and bizarre bar finds that will have you laughing out loud. Featuring comedians Ron the Waiter and Tony P dishing outrageous stories, plus musicians Michael G Potter and Interstate Johnson adding tunes to the mix, this episode uncovers surprising twists like why Rocky tops Thanksgiving movie lists. Opie's obsession with hating olives, wildest thing Tony P found in a tirlet and Matt's 3 year old wants what for Christmas!?! Tune in for the ultimate dose of witty holiday escapism that'll make your family gathering feel tame by comparison.
VIDEO VERSION https://youtube.com/live/sUsFwc-spiM?feature=shareIn this powerful and unfiltered episode, Opie opens up about the complicated passing of his 89-year-old mother—who died alone on November 22nd, the exact date of both his wedding anniversary and his Dad's first marriage anniversary. With Ron the Waiter by his side, Opie talks estrangement, toxic parenting, OCD, narcissism, childhood trauma, walking on eggshells, setting boundaries, and the dark family secrets that shaped his life. Raw, honest, and heavy—sometimes there's no sugarcoating it.
Ashley Hesseltine and Rayna Greenberg host a show that sounds like it's about over-eating but it's actually about hooking up with guys, their shoes, and liberal politics. Their guests include a woman who wrote a book about how great it was to cheat on her husband and a male feminist who wrote a thesis on hate crimes in the video game World of Warcraft. Johnny the Audio Engineer makes his WATP debut to laugh at Ashley's reaction to Trump winning the 2024 election. Chad Zumock livestreamed himself across the street from Mersh's house to prove he's a tough guy. On Opie's show Ron the Waiter is very optimistic about AI, which is a technology developed by aliens that will provide unlimited free energy and food. Frenchie Hana eats an empanada and tries to read her receipt. Stuttering John admits to Clay Dabbler that he's a sexaholic. We finish up with a round of To Poke A Dabbler, Internet News, and your voicemails. Johnny's crazy social media findings - https://www.patreon.com/cw/JohnnysBrainRotCorner Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Opie, Ron the Waiter and Tony P rip into Elon Musk's jaw-dropping claim that AI and humanoid robots will make all traditional work—and eventually money itself—obsolete in 20–30 years. From Verizon already firing 13,000 people for “AI efficiency” to wild visions of unlimited free energy, free food, and a post-scarcity utopia… they debate if this is humanity's golden age or the fastest way to obliterate the middle class. Plus: extraterrestrials controlling Earth, 11 elite families, why casinos are coming to NYC neighborhoods, the secret Trump-Mamdani meeting with no cameras, Epstein files blackmail theories, and Opie's epic rant about women's 47 mystery shower products. Raw, chaotic, hilarious FU Friday—no topic off limits. Hit play before the robots take your paycheck.
VIDEO VERSION https://youtube.com/live/RLNInokN4Ps?feature=shareOpie goes full chaos-mode live from Gebhards Beer Culture with owner Matt, Ron the Waiter, Tony P, and wildman Wavy McGuire in a no-holds-barred bar session that instantly explodes into Thai ping-pong stories, alien anal probes, narcissistic aunts and stealing corpses, and why some dads literally melt after death. Writing “Hi Opie” with their cooz, anal probes, plump celebrity crushes and why Ron's family tree is pure dumpster fire. Expect savage roasts, Harley breakdowns, Thanksgiving horror stories, and the filthiest laughs you'll hear all week. Smash play and thank us when you're crying from laughter – this is the Opie Radio podcast at its most unhinged.
VIDEO VERSION https://youtube.com/live/nfzUXvLUnqM?feature=shareComedian Ron “The Waiter” Berman joins Opie for a no-BS breakdown of the Epstein “release” circus—Trump's sudden flip-flop, the damning new emails that blindsided MAGA, and why the whole thing reeks of controlled theater. We also rage about $9 eggs, $2,000 NYC closet-rooms, and why turkey and pumpkin spice deserve to be canceled forever. Also Tics that make you allergic to meat, fleas will drive you crazy, bedbugs that crawl in your chest hair. You'lll be surprised what Barry Manilow's biggest hit was! Raw, hilarious, and brutally honest—hit play before they memory-hole this one.
Trippin is a SUPERCUT of the Opie Radio podcast LIVE from Gebhards.Opie, Matt and comedians Ron the Waiter and Tony P. unleash the most deranged childhood stories you'll ever hear: virginity lost to a girl with a full back-hair mane, eating baby birds and raw sugar eggs, caddying for Trump, beach sex disasters, free spaghetti buffets at skanky strip clubs, and the insane claim that a 400-pound neighbor in tight Daisy Dukes triggered Karen Carpenter's anorexia. If you like your comedy filthy, wrong, and screamingly funny, this episode is pure chaos napalm, hit play before it gets you divorced.
Why Old Jewish Ballsacks Are the Ultimate Fountain of Youth! Ron Ron celebrates his birthday swimming naked at NYC's most exclusive JCC, surrounded by saggy octogenarian nutsacks, immaculate circumcisions, and widowed grandmas eyeing him like chocolate gelt. What starts as a hilarious locker-room horror show turns into a wild ride through Jewish health-club security, mushroom bars, Epstein's bombshell emails, and the real reason politicians disappear. Hit play for raw, unfiltered FU Friday chaos—you'll laugh so hard your balls will tighten (or sag… depending on your age). Thanks to Ron the Waiter and Tony P for the laughs!