McVenture Productions: Space Force

Alternate Title: The Long Road to NowhereThis one is for the birthday boy, and it's late because life isn't fair.

Alternate Title: Goodbye from The Goondocks.It's our last one for awhile. We watched The Goonies, which is one everyone knows about.

Alternate Title: Chipper ChefWe watched The Van because it's St. Partick's Day, I guess.

Alternate Title: In Love With The Ramen Women.This one's a Japanese movie about ramen. It's a rich bouquet, bold and inspiring.

Alternate Title: Punchin' DamesWe watched a movie called Streets of Fire, and oh boy, were those streets aflame.

Alternate Title: Hulk The Ripper.We watched a movie that Hulk Hogan and Vince McMahon did a bunch of cocaine and then rewrote in a hotel room. Someone decided to call it "No Holds Barred" despite all the punching.

Alternate Title: Clitpiercer.We watched Runaway Train. There's a train.

Alternate Title: Brimley BingeFor the New Years', we settled in to watch something with some old friends in it and watched The Thing. The year of the KvLT begins.

Alternate Title: Ho Ho Hobos.We cheated and watched something outside the wheelhouse this week. It's Tokyo Godfathers and it's great.

Alternate Title: Baby Yoda Prototype.We watched a true Christmas Classis this week - it's Gremlins. It's got everything, and if you don't like it, then you're a buttface.

Alternate Title: Clap Your Eyebrows, Say "Garbage Day!"We watched a sequel to a thing we watched last Chanukah season. This one is Silent Night, Deadly Nigh 2 and it tricked us into thinking we enjoyed the first one.

We're watching Netflix originals now. The first one is about "The Ridiculous 6" Find us wherever you download your Podcasts, we'll be under Content Sewer.

Alternate Title: Livin' in an X-Mas Town!We watched another Chuck Norris movie and we wish we didn't. Some Russians or something invade on Christmas or something... we think.

Alternate Title: I Dream of Fighting Dinosaur!We watched an adult centric animated feature, Fire and Ice. It's an Heavy Metal album come to life. There's no Batman, though - don't event suggest it.

This a peak are our new Podcast: It Came From VHS KvLT.Do we ramble too much on the movie Podcast? Do you want the ramble without the required viewing?It's out first ramble-only Pod.Topics Include:Our Top WesternsThe Bonze Age CollapseBarack Obama's a criminal and he wrote a book about itAmerican Horror Story and spastic writingTerrace HouseOther stuff...

Alternate Title: Let's Hear It For The Boys!We watched another Italian guy's movie, this one is kinda of famous - we think.

Alternate Title: CluedoWe watched Clue this week and talked election nonsense. Join us... or else.

Alternate Title: Gun Party Tonight.We watched John Woo's The Killer. There's guns and doves and slow motion melodrama. It's great.

Alternate Title: Samhain Spooktacular!No, not the 2007 one... Not that one from 1982 either! You wish. No, true torture awaits you this years. It's 1986 and the music is so hot you worship the devil about it.

Alternate Title: Drinkin' your own bootyjuice. For spooky season, we watched another Tim Burton movie. This one has less Batman. It's Beetlejuice time.

Alternate Title: Summer Soundtrack.We watched a made-for-TV joint this week. They call it the Midnight Hour. It's got LeVar Burton.

Alternate Title: When the Dead Come Dancing. It's spooky season so we watched a zombie one. This week it was Return of the Living Dead Part II.

Alternate Title: A Zombie Halloween.We're chugging along toward Halloween. This week it's C.H.U.D. II: Bud The CHUD. It's zombie time at the KvLT, apparently.

Alternate Title: VHS KvLT Does Nothing. We say "ciao" to Italy with "Suspiria", Dario Argento's movie about the horrors of dance. Newt week, we say hola to spooky season.

Alternate Title: This isn't The Money Pit! We're still strolling through Italy, this week it's The Beyond by Lucio Fulci. See Louisiana through Italian eyes.

Alternate Title: An Investigation of Gothic Architecture. Our month abroad continues with The Church ( La Chiesa), Most of it takes place in a church.

Alternate Title: Matinee of the Dead. In September, we're taking a tour of Italy. This one's about Demons... Dèmoni... D emônio. No zombies here.

Alternate Title: America in 2021. We watched George Romero's magnum opus, Day of the Dead. It's great. It's got zombies. It's probably not the future...

Alternate Title: Old Man Yells at Sky Castle. We watched a Hayao Miyazaki ( https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hayao_Miyazaki ) flick. Some call it Lupita, but it's Castle in the Sky.

Alternate Title: The Gals of Autumn. We watched out first Julia Roberts movie, and now that's all we're watching. This one's about Mystic Pizza.

Alternate Title: VHS KvLT Goes to Ernest. We watched Ernest Goes to Camp and it's not the first movie of my childhood to die a boring death.

Alternate Title: A Season for Dance. We watched Dirty Dancing. We don't put Baby in a corner.

Alternate Title: A Plastic Life. We watched Tourist Trap this week. There's a lot of life lessons in this one.

Alternate Title: Rob Riener presents Stephen King's The Body We watched Stand By Me this week. It hols up now and forever. Maybe -- Probably.

Alternate Title: Life in The Globe. Dellamorte Dellamore is a better title than Cemetery Man, we all agree on that. Whatever you want to call it, we watch it this week.

Alternate Title: Too Long in Gotham. We watched Tim Burton's Batman. There's also a lot of talking about the comic books too. Is this our longest episode? We don't keep track.

Alternate Title: The Vampire Who Couldn't Tell Time. We watched Near Dark, which some might say should be named Near Sunrise. This one's a Kathryn Bigelow thing, she's made a bunch of movies you probably know about, and this might be one of them.

Alternate Title: Nazi Pet Sounds. We watch Surf Nazis Must Die which is technically a movie and technically about surf Nazis dying so I guess they got us there.

Alternate Title: Abolish The Polizza. We watched a Spike Lee joint. Kyle claims it's been on the list for months. Though he should have no worries, how can this movie still be relevant 30 years later?

Alternate Title: Put The Wood Ax to Bed. We watched Friday the 13th. The first one, and maybe the last one we watch for this Podcast.

Alternate Title: No, this is Dirty Dancing.We watched another from that crazy cat, John Waters. It's Hairspray this time, but the good one. Sorry if you like the musical, we both know you're wrong.

Alternate Title: Humdrum Bonnie and Clyde.We watched a movie called Heathers. It's proto-Mean Girls but it's got Christian Slater... you've been warned.

Alternate Title: Harry Dean's a Mean Machine.We watched 1984's Repo Man. It's got Emilio. It's Alien. It almost had the greatest of all-time.

Alternate Title: Jungle Juicing.We might have gotten too drunk and watched the Predator. We're gonna find out how weird this one is together.

Alternate Title: Drunkin' Loves.We had too much to drink and watched Heavy Metal. That's all I have to say about that.

Alternate Title: Not So Super Cop.We watched the Violent Cop about a violent cop. It's got violence and cops.

Alternate Title: It's Like a Poem.We watched that Ramones classic featuring The Ramones. It's Rock 'n' Roll High School time.

Alternate Title: Luke Skinwalker Ranch.We watched Wolfen. It's about werewolves, or voodoo, or skinwalkers, or nothing at all...

Alternate Title: You Got Quarantined In Here With Us.We watched the remake of the Night of the Living Dead. No, not that one, the 1990s one; the one with Tony Todd... Candyman. **This one has some sound issues that should be fixed next time. We blame Zoom or anyone besides ourselves*

Alternate Title: TETSUOOO!We watched that movie what-about metal men, Tetsuo: The Iron Man. If you're looking for an escape in our trying times -- look elsewhere.

Alternate Title: PaddyWhackin'.We watched Waking Ned Devine. It's cute, it's fun, it's what you should watch as the world eats toilet paper.