Motherfunk

This week, the long Shirley recommends some non-alcoholic drinks (to the short Shirley's bewilderment), the ladies predict the potential prospects of a posh new patisserie and discuss the triumphant return of Topshop. Link to aid Salam and Mohammed's family in Gaza:https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-salam-mohammeds-children-survive-and-evacuate-gazaEmail your questions to motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com!Edited by Kez Sol Owens @kezsolmediaFollow us on Instagram @thetwoshirleys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, the Shirleys reflect on (almost) 30 years of friendship, discuss the dubious deeds of some middle-class couples and the short Shirley has some strong feelings about shoes in the household.Link to aid Salam and Mohammed's family in Gaza:https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-salam-mohammeds-children-survive-and-evacuate-gazaEmail your questions to motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com!Edited by Kez Sol Owens @kezsolmediaFollow us on Instagram @thetwoshirleys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, the Shirleys discuss their Easter escapades, getting the star treatment at a swanky corporate gig and the short Shirley gets a well deserved night on (strictly) champers! Link to aid Salam and Mohammed's family in Gaza:https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-salam-mohammeds-children-survive-and-evacuate-gazaEmail your questions to motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com!Edited by Kez Sol Owens @kezsolmediaFollow us on Instagram @thetwoshirleys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, the Shirleys talk intriguing new food trends, the long Shirley hits the jackpot on Mother's Day and the ladies discover the confusing new lingo being used by the youth-dem. Link to aid Salam and Mohammed's family in Gaza:https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-salam-mohammeds-children-survive-and-evacuate-gazaEmail your questions to motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com!Edited by Kez Sol Owens @kezsolmediaFollow us on Instagram @thetwoshirleys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, the Shirleys find out what happens when you mix Cèline Dion with a maritime disaster à la 'Titanique', the short Shirley reflects on her 'Butt Patrol' days and who has earned the top spot for this year's Mother's Day?Link to aid Salam and Mohammed's family in Gaza:https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-salam-mohammeds-children-survive-and-evacuate-gazaEmail your questions to motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com!Edited by Kez Sol Owens @kezsolmediaFollow us on Instagram @thetwoshirleys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, the Shirleys discuss the hit new show 'Adolescence', explore what fashion goodies are up for grabs at the local evidence lockup and compare their 2025 Mother's day plans. Link to aid Salam and Mohammed's family in Gaza:https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-salam-mohammeds-children-survive-and-evacuate-gazaEmail your questions to motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com!Edited by Kez Sol Owens @kezsolmediaFollow us on Instagram @thetwoshirleys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, the Shirleys discover they share a hidden talent, break down the latest and greatest on the live-theatre scene, and the short Shirley tackles a chaotic trip to A&E. Link to aid Salam and Mohammed's family in Gaza:https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-salam-mohammeds-children-survive-and-evacuate-gazaEmail your questions to motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com!Edited by Kez Sol Owens @kezsolmediaFollow us on Instagram @thetwoshirleys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, the Shirleys compare their (very) contrasting reactions to Bridget Jones: Mad About The Boy, talk International Women's Day, the short Shirley goes full Momager, and are comedy clubs really BANNING botox?Link to aid Salam and Mohammed's family in Gaza:https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-salam-mohammeds-children-survive-and-evacuate-gazaEmail your questions to motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com!Edited by Kez Sol Owens @kezsolmediaFollow us on Instagram @thetwoshirleys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, the Shirleys talk an eventful half-term, the short Shirley's son becomes the new resident bread-maker, Eastenders turns 40 and is Peppa Pig's mum having a THIRD child??Link to aid Salam and Mohammed's family in Gaza:https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-salam-mohammeds-children-survive-and-evacuate-gazaEmail your questions to motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com!Edited by Kez Sol Owens @kezsolmediaFollow us on Instagram @thetwoshirleys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, the Shirleys talk seeing Cyndi Lauper live, recommend some half term treats for the kids and Madonna tries stand-up comedy for the very first time! Also, a cake causes chaos in a cab...Link to aid Salam and Mohammed's family in Gaza:https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-salam-mohammeds-children-survive-and-evacuate-gazaEmail your questions to motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com!Edited by Kez Sol Owens @kezsolmediaFollow us on Instagram @thetwoshirleys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, the Shirleys talk about a special kind of mushroom (found commonly in Brighton), the long Shirley fundraises like an absolute Motherfunker and are skinny-jeans BACK??Link to aid Salam and Mohammed's family in Gaza:https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-salam-mohammeds-children-survive-and-evacuate-gazaEmail your questions to motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com!Edited by Kez Sol Owens @kezsolmediaFollow us on Instagram @thetwoshirleys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, the Shirleys talk about one tumultuous trip to Venice, whether women are flogging their babies on eBay and the long Shirley reviews her particular parenting style.Link to aid Salam and Mohammed's family in Gaza:https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-salam-mohammeds-children-survive-and-evacuate-gazaEmail your questions to motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com!Edited by Kez Sol Owens @kezsolmediaFollow us on Instagram @thetwoshirleys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, the Shirleys talk about crashing Keira Knightley's crib, Chappell Roan and the long Shirley happens upon an unwelcome visitor in the washing machine.Link to aid Salam and Mohammed's family in Gaza:https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-salam-mohammeds-children-survive-and-evacuate-gazaEmail your questions to motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com!Edited by Kez Sol Owens @kezsolmediaFollow us on Instagram @thetwoshirleys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, the Shirleys kiss their 2024 bad habits goodbye, discuss overly-traumatising tales for children and respect the comic timing of one potty-mouthed preschooler! Also the long Shirley's been washing her hair with Evian. Link to aid Salam and Mohammed's family in Gaza:https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-salam-mohammeds-children-survive-and-evacuate-gazaEmail your questions to motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com!Edited by Kez Sol Owens @kezsolmediaFollow us on Instagram @thetwoshirleys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, the Shirleys look back on their highs and lows of 2024, discuss what the nation have been goggling on their boxes and assess whether last year ended with as big a bang as the Gavin and Stacy finale!Link to aid Salam and Mohammed's family in Gaza:https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-salam-mohammeds-children-survive-and-evacuate-gazaEmail your questions to motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com!Edited by Kez Sol Owens @kezsolmediaFollow us on Instagram @thetwoshirleys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, the Shirleys recite a London cabby's 3 rules for a simple life, the short Shirley finally watches a TV show and find out what's tickling our country's fancy in the bedroom this year! Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year - see you all in 2025!Link to aid Salam and Mohammed's family in Gaza:https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-salam-mohammeds-children-survive-and-evacuate-gazaEmail your questions to motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com! Edited by Kez Sol Owens @kezsolmediaFollow us on Instagram @thetwoshirleys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, the Shirleys talk about crushing corporate gigs, how to brave the British winter and Christmas cheeseboard etiquette!Email your questions to motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com!Edited by Kez Sol Owens @kezsolmediaFollow us on Instagram @thetwoshirleys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, the Shirleys talk tantalising Temu gifts, a potty-mouthed pre-schooler predicament and Heaven may be closing, but there are Bears aplenty! Email your questions to motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com!Edited by Kez Sol Owens @kezsolmediaFollow us on Instagram @thetwoshirleys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, the Shirleys talk stressful school runs, Adele's retirement, there's gossip at the Groucho Club and who does the short Shirley's son love the most??Email your questions to motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com!Edited by Kez Sol Owens @kezsolmediaFollow us on Instagram @thetwoshirleys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, the Shirleys talk being the latest victims of a sweeping Lego scam, the long Shirley butchers a club classic and does Princess Elsa say f***??Email your questions to motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com!Edited by Kez Sol Owens @kezsolmediaFollow us on Instagram @thetwoshirleys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week the short Shirley pulls off a birthday extravaganza with a little help from Lily Allen. The Shirleys also discuss healthy morning routines and find out why on earth everyone's lining up to buy an old piece of fruitcake. Email your questions to motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com!Edited by Kez Sol Owens @kezsolmediaFollow us on Instagram @thetwoshirleys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, the Shirleys talk Trump's big win (and his even bigger son), compare the potency of their perfumes and the long Shirley finds out what Vagina really means.Email your questions to motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com!Edited by Kez Sol Owens @kezsolmediaFollow us on Instagram @thetwoshirleys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, the Shirleys peruse over premature present prep, pass-agg people at the pool and Pascale's pricey pallet is pulverised by pre-pubescent party goers! Email your questions to motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com!Edited by Kez Sol Owens @kezsolmediaFollow us on Instagram @thetwoshirleys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week the Shirleys talk scathing notes from Miriam Margolyes, inventing a fake husband, mysterious artefacts and the short Shirley's son becomes a proper human being!Email your questions to motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com!Edited by Kez Sol Owens @kezsolmediaFollow us on Instagram @thetwoshirleys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week the Shirleys talk sharing a cheeky glass with Boris, Lawrence Fox gets cancelled and one not-so-sweet 16!Email your questions to motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com!Edited by Kez Sol Owens @kezsolmediaFollow us on Instagram @thetwoshirleys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, the short Shirley is stuck in Jordan amidst international tensions, and the long Shirley is stuck in the rain back home. The Shirleys also discuss the possibilities of de-aging, and who hosted 100 weddings in one day? Email your questions to motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com!Edited by Kez Sol Owens @kezsolmediaFollow us on Instagram @thetwoshirleys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week the Shirleys discover if Lily Allen holds the keys to immense pleasure, discuss travel essentials and the long Shirley gets philosophical!Email your questions to motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com!Edited by Kez Sol Owens @kezsolmediaFollow us on Instagram @thetwoshirleys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week the Shirleys talk Dolly Parton Prosecco, pee-detecting blankets and business cards for kids! Congratulations to Jessica Gunning for her well earned Emmy win! Email your questions to motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com!Edited by Kez Sol Owens @kezsolmediaFollow us on Instagram @thetwoshirleys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week the Shirleys talk the return of the 90's, Davina McCall, Keanu Reeves on broadway and the ICON that is Jessica Gunning!Email your questions to motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com!Edited by Kez Sol Owens @kezsolmediaFollow us on Instagram @thetwoshirleys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week the Shirleys talk the best of Fringe Festival 2024, preparing for back to school season and catch up on 2 weeks of adventures apart!Content Warning: This episode contains discussion of sexual violence.Email your questions to motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com!Edited by Kez Sol Owens @kezsolmediaFollow us on Instagram @thetwoshirleys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week the Shirleys talk the Edinburgh Fringe, house parties and Guncles!Links to help aid in Gaza :https://www.gofundme.com/f/donate-to-support-and-evacuate-10-families-in-gazahttps://gofund.me/ba1bbf0dEmail your questions to motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com!Edited by Kez Sol Owens @kezsolmediaFollow us on Instagram @thetwoshirleys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week the Shirleys talk the Olympics, living the quiet life in Devon and stickers that help your children sleep!Links to help aid in Gaza :https://www.gofundme.com/f/donate-to-support-and-evacuate-10-families-in-gazahttps://gofund.me/ba1bbf0dEmail your questions to motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com!Follow us on Instagram @thetwoshirleys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week the Shirleys talk the best way to sip Rosè on the go, whether marrying men makes women happy and living in Lewisham!Links to help aid in Gaza :https://www.gofundme.com/f/donate-to-support-and-evacuate-10-families-in-gazahttps://gofund.me/ba1bbf0dEmail your questions to motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com!Follow us on Instagram @thetwoshirleys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week the Shirleys talk peculiar packed lunches, steep swimwear and is Shirley a trad wife? Links to help aid in Gaza :https://www.gofundme.com/f/donate-to-support-and-evacuate-10-families-in-gazahttps://gofund.me/ba1bbf0dEmail your questions to motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com!Follow us on Instagram @thetwoshirleys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week the Shirleys talk expensive weddings, steamy spa sessions and compare their birthday celebrations! Email your questions to motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.comFollow us on Instagram @thetwoshirleys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week the Shirleys talk football fever, raunchy reading and campsite chaos! Email your questions to motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.comFollow us on Instagram @thetwoshirleys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week the Shirleys talk about Janelle Monáe, cheery earrings and taxing Tuk Tuk travel!Email your questions to motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.comFollow us on Instagram @thetwoshirleys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week the Shirleys talk about Girls Aloud, underwhelming water parks and drunk-defying pills!Email your questions to motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.comFollow us on Instagram @thetwoshirleys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week the Shirleys talk about the Paddington Experience, ageing gracefully and a nail polish disaster!Email your questions to motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.comFollow us on Instagram @thetwoshirleys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week the Shirleys talk about Naomi Campbell, questionable bathroom tiling and lengthy sandwich orders.Email your questions to motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.comFollow us on Instagram @thetwoshirleys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week the Shirleys talk about fax machines, wedding etiquette and Dua Lipa. Email your questions to motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.comFollow us on Instagram @thetwoshirleys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week the Shirleys talk about rampaging children, the Chelsea Flower Show and Oliver Twist.Email your questions to motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.comFollow us on Instagram @thetwoshirleys(Apologies for the late upload of eps 119 and 120 - please blame our editor the birthday girl!) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week the Shirleys talk about Johnny Depp, Greek Rosé and armpits.Email your questions to motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.comFollow us on Instagram @thetwoshirleys(Apologies for the late upload of eps 119 and 120 - please blame our editor!) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week the Shirleys talk about natural deodorants, Football and bum exercises.Email your questions to motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.comFollow us on Instagram @thetwoshirleys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week the Shirleys talk about teachers, 'Feud' and hidden iPhone apps.Email your questions to motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.comFollow us on Instagram @thetwoshirleys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week the Shirleys talk about celebrity riders, going to the pub with kids and the Netflix series 'Ripley'.Email your questions to motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.comFollow us on Instagram @thetwoshirleys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week the Shirleys talk about unicorns, French cuisine and the new Netflix series 'Baby Reindeer'.Email your questions to motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.comFollow us on Instagram @thetwoshirleys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week the Shirleys talk about Beyonce's version of Jolene, Mamma Mia's 25th anniversary and the death of OJ Simpson.Email your questions to motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.comFollow us on Instagram @thetwoshirleys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week the Shirleys talk about the 'cute exhibition', Center Parcs and Taylor Swift becoming a billionaire. Email your questions to motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.comFollow us on Instagram @thetwoshirleys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week the Shirleys talk about conjoined twins Abby and Brittany, delicious salads and potentially becoming celebrants.Email your questions to motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.comFollow us on Instagram @thetwoshirleys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week the Shirleys talk about the Spring Equinox, subtitles on shows and home schooling.Email your questions to motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.comFollow us on Instagram @thetwoshirleys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.