The First Hour

This week there are 5 big, lovely, beautiful, great men plat F-Zero GX. Jarin has picked a racing game!? Matt educates us on the perspective of flies, we discuss claw grips, and the humor gets a little edgy at times. Joel introduces a new segment - Pros vs Joes! Or is it Proels vs Joels?Send us a textSupport the showhttps://linktr.ee/thefirsthourpodcast

I hope your computer made a great start up noise this morning. The boys sweep for mines, grab their hearts, and soli-tear this operating system apart. How many games are there buried in these 175 MB of fun? Listen now, find out, thanks.Send us a textSupport the showhttps://linktr.ee/thefirsthourpodcast

Your favorite podcasting (insert number of people taking part in this week's episode) are back. And they're on a rampage. Topics of discussion range from rat tails, what animals would win in a fight against each other and who's Matt's Rampage soulmate. Joel considers arrows moving on a screen as story while also managing to spend an hour playing the wrong game. Send us a textSupport the showhttps://linktr.ee/thefirsthourpodcast

Hoo boy, saddle up little doggy. This podcast is taking you out west for a little hootenanny. High-tail it over and listen to these greenhorns learn a thing or two from the master prairie schooner, Sabs. Join these bunch of saddle tramps as they explore the world of horses in the hit mobile and PC game, Horse World. Does the game live up to its name? Do we get one Jacob confused with the other? Would we make great horse caregivers? Give it a listen, cityslicker.Send us a textSupport the showhttps://linktr.ee/thefirsthourpodcast

Jacob and Matt dive straight into their review of Easter Feaster 4: The Final Feast. No banter or malarky, but plenty of distractions fill this very special episode. We take a quiz on Easter lore. Classic Easter pranks are discussed. If you found any of this offensive hopefully you were at least amused.Send us a textSupport the showhttps://linktr.ee/thefirsthourpodcast

What's in today's episode? Jill's sandwich, Joel's balls, Jarin's homeownership, and Jacob's bias. Treat your ears to over 1 hour of your favorite smooth voices and the most comprehensive review for Resident Evil 5 that you could ever ask for. Send us a textSupport the showhttps://linktr.ee/thefirsthourpodcast

We are not kidding around about this game selection. Could this be the GOAT game of the season? A very special friend returns!  Alex has a furry awakening and discovers his true fursona, you will not believe what he gets. Joel tries hard to keep us on the rails, but this episode is over an hour and a half long. And of course more story score arguments - what else is new? Tune in for this thick-thighed episode NOW!Send us a textSupport the showhttps://linktr.ee/thefirsthourpodcast

A Flash game?! That's right dear listeners, your favorite random assortment of podcasts hosts is back this week with one of our members favorite Flash game. So sit back, relax, and find out what Joel's blood and mud type are.Send us a textSupport the showhttps://linktr.ee/thefirsthourpodcast

Join Jacob, Matt, Jarin, Joel, and Alex as we explore a cult classic Xbox game, Phantom Dust. We decide which yearly November event we are each participating in and reminisce on trouble making in high school. Does Matt make valid comparisons to Magic the Gathering that aren't fully appreciated? Tune in and FIND OUT!Send us a textSupport the showhttps://linktr.ee/thefirsthourpodcast

Hey everyoen, this weak we play princess Persia and the sand of time. Hmm... something doesn't look right. *rewinds time cutely*Hey everyone, this week we played Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time!Is Roocifer banned from Wikipedia? Do we rewind time at any point during the episode? This weeks episode holds the secret to both these answers and more! Listen. NOW!Send us a textSupport the showhttps://linktr.ee/thefirsthourpodcast

The boys discuss the second entry in this VIEWtiful series! Should G4 TV return to cable? Has it already? What is Jarin's special foot-based home maintenance technique? Does Roocifer ever stop fact checking? Don't let that stop you from tuning in! Before listening make sure to do your research on Tommy Talarico.Send us a textSupport the showhttps://linktr.ee/thefirsthourpodcast

Join an unlikely group of friends as they explore what it means to be a Black Ops member, searching for the truth deep behind enemy lines. The boys discuss the game, struggling with personal illness, selling items on eBay, and the proper way to hug your friend. Do you have what it takes to listen to this episode?Send us a textSupport the showhttps://linktr.ee/thefirsthourpodcast

We go all out on production for this season's Year in Review. Jacob, Matt, Jarin, Visor, Joel, Alex, AND James all reminisce and celebrate this amazing accomplishment. Our parents couldn't be more proud. This year's topics include:Examples of 0s and 10sNew Segment SegmentLover/Hater Awardsand much more!Send us a textSupport the showhttps://linktr.ee/thefirsthourpodcast

Once again, we play a Sonic game with a banger soundtrack. We also discuss lip syncing and Jarin's mortality. What other outlandish topics can we fit into one episode? You'll just have to listen and find out!NOTE FROM ROOCIFER: I apologize for the opinions of my co-hosts. Any low scores given during the episode belong solely to those who gave them and do not reflect the podcast as a whole.Send us a textSupport the showhttps://linktr.ee/thefirsthourpodcast

Ty the Tasmanian Tiger makes his debut this week. The gang is given the c-word pass while they explore the elegance and nuances of the Australian culture and dialect. Jacob talks about saving a life with a sugary treat. Alex plays the game live during recording. Lots of hedgehog facts and not the Sonic kind. Hop over to this week's episode of The First Hour podcast live from down unda.Send us a textSupport the showhttps://linktr.ee/thefirsthourpodcast

We take you back to the 90s with this dinosaur filled episode. How much did a game cost back then? Who has PTSD from dinosaurs? Matt uses his patented technique to find out. You don't want to miss this one! rawr XDSend us a textSupport the showhttps://linktr.ee/thefirsthourpodcast

Does this game hold up to be the highest rated game that we've ever had on our podcast? Which Jacob had a good multiplayer experience, which one didn't talk for an hour while playing the game? And whose arms are we returning? You'll have to listen to this week's episode to find out.Send us a textSupport the showhttps://linktr.ee/thefirsthourpodcast

Join 5 lucky boys on this weeks episode of Super Auto Pets! We get an update on Joel. Is he winning the war? Does he care? Is it animal cruelty if the animals aren't real? Find out on now!Send us a textSupport the showhttps://linktr.ee/thefirsthourpodcast

The boys discuss another franchise video game adaptation. More cartoon lore discussions, Jacob defends one of his favorite IP's. How much should you get paid for voicing 10 plus characters in TV show. How many times can we say "bite my shiny metal ass"? Listen to our intern level voice acting and find out!Send us a textSupport the showhttps://linktr.ee/thefirsthourpodcast

The gang's all here, minus Jacob, plus James for this Bomberman installment on the Gamecube. Jarin puts on his hosting hat and manages to wrangle all the boys in Jacob's absence. Come join these grandma stirrers on this wacky and wild adventure.Send us a textSupport the showhttps://linktr.ee/thefirsthourpodcast

Where do I even start? For the first time this season we spin the brand new Wheel of Gimmicks. Jacob takes his shirt off and Alex takes his pants off. Matt attempts the 'try not to cry challenge'. Jarin gets political and we cut it out so you won't even hear about it. Jacob tells more childhood stories. Oh, and we review Biker Mice From Mars as well.Send us a textSupport the showhttps://linktr.ee/thefirsthourpodcast

Join us in a fantasy land where Shadow still has his second amendment rights, where we play Shadow the Hedgehog for the Gamecube! Another episode that's not Sonic Adventure 2. The boys play casting director for various sonic characters. Did Alex secretly voice Shadow the Hedgehog? Roocifer manages to abuse the soundboard again. Is this story any good? Receipts are checked.Send us a textSupport the Show.https://linktr.ee/thefirsthourpodcast

Get Headdy, get set, GO! Wait. That's how the saying goes right? Anyway, we play Dynamite Headdy for the Sega Genesis and bring our headds together to discuss how it went. Send us a Text Message.Support the Show.https://linktr.ee/thefirsthourpodcast

Clear vent, the boys are breaking all the rules this episode. This week we played Jet Set Radio Future. What kind of chefs were we when we were children? Does Alex get angry this episode? Who best understands the concept of love? Does Matt end up having to edit all the editing requests he requests during the episode? Yes, I did.Send us a Text Message.Support the Show.https://linktr.ee/thefirsthourpodcast

Those wacky boys are back at it again. This time discussing one of the most beloved PC games of all time. The game that started the most popular PC store, will they love it or hate it? Who knows. Probably not even them. Send us a Text Message.Support the Show.https://linktr.ee/thefirsthourpodcast

Send us a Text Message.The boys discuss simping and simping culture. Which cartoon for grownups corrupted each member at an early age? How many times does Ned Flanders get boot kicked before the cops are called? Is today just a continuation of yesterday?For those of you that requested the time stamp for when Matt leaves: 56 minutes 52 seconds. You're welcome.Support the Show.https://linktr.ee/thefirsthourpodcast

Send us a Text Message.The boys have a special surprise for you to start this one off! Visor trauma-dumps his childhood memories of the game. New Justin lore is unlocked. What is it called when you are nostalgic for something you didn't experience? Join Jacob, Matt, Jarin, Visor, and Alex in this weeks review of Donkey Kong 64!Support the Show.https://linktr.ee/thefirsthourpodcast

Hey Ryan!They gang is back with your favorite survival horror game of all time, Resident Evil 4. Will people make good points or will they scream at each other about the story from a video game that came out two decades ago? You'll have to listen to find out.Support the Show.https://linktr.ee/thefirsthourpodcast

Another story based game to piss off Jarin. The podcast solves crimes and finds ties in this weird episode about Disco Elysium. Will this game get the highest scores this season? Do we value the sound of silence? Come listen to our voices in your ear and pretend we are telling you how to proceed in this wacky world.Support the Show.https://linktr.ee/thefirsthourpodcast

Jacob, Matt, Jarin, Visor, and Alex simulate a childhood furry awakening in this weeks episode of Star Fox Adventures. Can the boys get Crystal off their mind? Will we use a fake language too much? Have you ever wondered who Fox McCloud voted for in the 2000 US presidential election? Listen in now and learn answers to all these questions and more!Support the Show.https://linktr.ee/thefirsthourpodcast

We finally hold up our promise and discuss Rocket League. It may take over a year for us to finally do what we say we're going to do, but we still do it. Jacob, Matt, Jarin, and Alex talk about their favorite car soccer game.Support the showhttps://linktr.ee/thefirsthourpodcast

Get up off your keester.He doesn't reward a sleeper.You can't take a breather.Become the number one seeker.This is Jesus's easter feaster.Christ Games Ltd. has commissioned the crew to create a theme song for Jesus's Easter Feaster 3. Matt dusts off the AI song creator and joins Jacob, Jarin, and Alex in creating the ultimate telling of Easter.Support the showhttps://linktr.ee/thefirsthourpodcast

This podcast is here to kick ass and chew bubble gum and we're all out of ass. Tempers flare in this epic alien-filled adventure.  Come see who has the best Duke Nukem voice. Roocifer buys another 8MB of ram and upgrades the sound board. Are Duke quotes a form of art? When will gaming get back to letting you use in-game toilets? Does this game even have a story? Is this Alex's final episode?! Listen now and find out answers to most of these questions!Support the showhttps://linktr.ee/thefirsthourpodcast

Five participants and not a single one is Roocifer. This week we played Kirby Super Star for the Super Nintendo. The boys flaunt their sucking abilities in head to head battle, winner takes all. Visor is put on tribunal for his insidious beliefs of candy corn. Roocifer is absolutely cooked, flipped, and grilled, all while not being present to defend himself. Jacob and Jarin share a household, but do they share a vacuum? Listen in and find out!Support the showhttps://linktr.ee/thefirsthourpodcast

The hit FPS that's taking the nation by storm. Krunkel Strikers is a Discord based FPS with blazing fast gameplay and graphics that ooze with attitude. Let these two veteran gamers, Roocifer_xx_n00bpwner and Jacobchef360xXx open your eyes to this underground FPS that you do NOT want to be caught sleeping on.This is also probably just us testing some new software, so consider it a bonus.Support the showhttps://linktr.ee/thefirsthourpodcast

Join four leather-clad grizzled veterans of the hog industry for a review of Full Throttle for the PC. This week we try out absolute hardest to keep our lips off of everything in sight. Who wins the Harley Davidson swag-off? Roocifer continues the season 3 musical theme with a rendition of Keith Urban's 'Old White-Yellow Pickup Truck'. To quote the editor: "Idk these guys kept talking about wet hogs and lip touches. You'll just have to listen to it on your own." -JacobSupport the showhttps://linktr.ee/thefirsthourpodcast

Four young men follow a dusty duck around the globe. Duck facts galore (and no, we don't share THAT duck fact). Will we find ourselves in a grocery store quandary? Could a car soccer game be on the horizon? Will Disney sue us? Migrate over to this episode of the first hour podcast as we take flight into QuackShot, starring Donald Duck.Support the showhttps://linktr.ee/thefirsthourpodcast

Don't play this one in church! Join Jacob, Matt, Jarin, Visor, and Alex as they combat the legions of metallic and organic demons of chaos, because this week we played Chaos Legion for the PS2!  Battle demons, summon legions,and embrace cosmic chaos.T̴̫̥̱̞̊͌̇͌̇̚ḩ̶̲̃́̂̾e̶͇͈̦͓̗͒ ̸̧̫͈̳̃̓̾̃ͅc̸̗̹̼̈́͛̋͛̽͠h̴̫̘̪̥̘̆͊́ạ̴̡͓̝̳̤̉͊̑́͝͝ơ̵͕̖̬̔͋̕͝ş̸̞̟̤̻̙̀̿͂ ̶̩͉͙̱̫͘͜l̶̛͍̳̰͎͑̈́̌ȩ̸̤̻̞̈́̓̌̈́̚g̶̪̼͈̿̈́͌̕͘͝i̶̡̬̭̳͘ó̸̢̤̹͜͝͝ͅn̷̩͒̏ ̷̡̲̹͓̰͓͊̋̀̏i̷̳̝̰̘̅͘̕͜ͅş̵̱̺͚͔͉̍͛̈́̈ ̶̭̲͝c̶̠̰̞̀̈́͐̌̃͝ò̶̯̍̃̒͝m̷̲̞̙̝͔̑̂̚ȉ̶̪̎ṋ̴͓̂̔̇̈́̚͝ͅg̵̠͎̝̠̘̅̓̓!̸̡̐Support the showhttps://linktr.ee/thefirsthourpodcast

The boys shot web into this new installment of The First Hour Podcast. Nobody attempts a Spiderman impression, nobody sings their favorite song from the Spiderman musical, and nobody is dressed up as Spiderman this episode. Hopefully Matt doesn't leave halfway through again for a soccer game or something. Support the showhttps://linktr.ee/thefirsthourpodcast

Grab your sword and armor for this knightly podcast episode! This week we played Lords of the Realm 2, a medieval-themed strategy game that combines resource management, tactical warfare, and diplomacy as players strive to build and expand their feudal empire. Will any of us be able to pull the sword from the stone? Is Pepé Le Pew Problematic? Has Matt been kicked out of movie theatre? Listen now and find out!Support the showhttps://linktr.ee/thefirsthourpodcast

This week we explore Amazing Island. What's so amazing about it? Join Jacob, Roocifer, Jarin, and Alex and find out! Someone may claim it's a mix of Pokemon and Mario Party, but they may be wrong. We also talk about what animals we would or could beat in a fight for 15 minutes at the end. Please don't hurt animals.Support the showhttps://linktr.ee/thefirsthourpodcast

The hosts of this episode have their own CONTRAversial opinions that do not reflect on The First Hour Podcast, The First Hour Podcast LLC, The First Hour Podcast Inc., The First Hour Podcast Trust, or any other The First Hour Podcast subsidiaries or "sister" companies. Support the showhttps://linktr.ee/thefirsthourpodcast

An episode without Jacob - will he POP in anyway?  In this episode, we explore a rhythm game, where you can dress up, dance, and dazzle your way to stardom. Is Jarin the prettiest K-pop princess? We also make a special call to a special listener this episode. If anyone says this game is just for little girls, then recommend them this episode where we debunk that myth.  Backflip over to the episode and take a listen!Support the showhttps://linktr.ee/thefirsthourpodcast

Will Matt make it through an entire episode without leaving halfway through this week? Join him as well as Jacob and Jarin as they page through the world of Yoshi's Story. Jarin recalls one of the sweetest smells in life that we have all forgotten.  We also get in-depth training on some tongue work. There's a process, you'll see.Support the showhttps://linktr.ee/thefirsthourpodcast

The gang's all here, except for Jacobs, and including Sabrina in this Star Wars special episode. Will Matt's Star Wars bias get in the way of his review scores? Does Jacob leave special messages for Matt to play on the soundboard? Is Alex Sabrina's baby from the future? Find out all of the answers to these questions on this week's episode of The First Hour Podcast.Support the showhttps://linktr.ee/thefirsthourpodcast

You'll never guess which cowboy returns from the dusty trail. The trail may be dusty but this game is squeaky clean. Who has the best toad voice? Does peach have the soulless eyes of a shark? Journey with The First Hour Podcast to the tropical island of Super Mario Sunshine for the Nintendo Gamecube!Support the showhttps://linktr.ee/thefirsthourpodcast

It's 1996. Bill Clinton just won re-election. NASA launched the Mars Global Surveyor. Mother Teresa received honorary U.S. citizenship. And Mindscape pushes AI development to its absolute limits with the release of Creatures for the PC.  Will this weeks members appreciate one of the most important events of their lives? What's a grendel? Find out this week on the First Hour Podcast!Support the showhttps://linktr.ee/thefirsthourpodcast

Jacob, not that one, the other one, is out this week but the gang bands together to discuss one of Jarin's favorite Gameboy Advance games. Learn about snowball fights, FF lore, and which class some of your favorite hosts might be. Note from editor aka Jacob, I messed up some soundboard stuff and I apologize. Again, still learning new software, but I have realized my mistake and I will not let it happen again. Support the showhttps://linktr.ee/thefirsthourpodcast

Surprise guest?!? This is BEARly even a podcast about video games this time. Jarin lets a trade secret slip. The crew shares their best bear stories. Matt gets scared in a tent. Alex learns that there are certain forbidden letters for this podcast.  Come out of hibernation and listen as we discuss Bear and Breakfast!Support the showhttps://linktr.ee/thefirsthourpodcast

The 5 amigos play Resident Evil 3. Way too much of this episode is spent imagining Nemesis as a dom daddy. What safe word does each podcast member prefer? Who's Playstation has been dropped by their dad the most? Join Jacob, Roocifer, Jarin, Visor, and Alex on this weeks episode of The First Hour podcast and find out!Support the showhttps://linktr.ee/thefirsthourpodcast

How many new people can you fit in a podcast? Two. Join the usual boys, Jacob, Roocifer, Jarin, and Visor, as well as a second appearance from Alex. We are also graced with the first famous guest, Skorch. You may know him as the world first level 30 player in the World of Warcraft Classic beta, but you probably don't.  What happens when these star-crossed lovers meet? Find out now!Support the showhttps://linktr.ee/thefirsthourpodcast