Ilana and Jacquelin spill the cosmic tea on all the Zodiac Signs--the good, the bad, the feisty, and of course, the sexy. Whether you’re an astro-genius or just astro-curious, this is the podcast you’ll love to hate. Presented with love by The Just Girl
It's Pisces Szn! ♓ You're ruled by Neptune, God of the Sea - the planet that governs creativity, dreams… and of course illusions and escapism. It's the planet of inspiration, psychic receptivity, spirituality and all things subtle. This planet urges to excel and exceed boundaries, rejecting any and all limitations. This water signis deeply emotional, empathic, curious and curious. Known for their creativity, they're often labeled as being a dreamer or flighty. Yes, they have trouble showing up on time, but they swear they have a good reason for it! Listen now
It's Aquarius Szn! ♒️ You're ruled by Uranus- Innovative, unpredictable, resourceful, imaginative, idiosyncratic and experimental. Uranus rules creativity and scientific genius. This planet's job is to break rules and demolish established patterns or structures, creating sudden-even radical-change. This air sign is eccentric, intellectual, futuristic, the humanitarian. Known for their independence, they don't like to be told what to do. Yes they are social, but they won't socialize unless they want to. Aqua are *idea people*, and they're always inspired! Check out our new book of astrology: https://www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/706847/the-just-girl-project-book-of-astrology-by-harkavy-ilana/ Don't forget to follow us on our socials: www.instagram.com/theviciousvirgos www.tiktok.com/@theviciousvirgos
OMG - we're having a quarter life crisis
Happy new year Woo Woo Crew! Jack & Ilana are still enjoying a sweet Winter vacay, so we're re-releasing one of their faves from 2022! Don't worry, they'll be right back at it next week
It's the holiday szn y'all - and Ilana and I decided to take just a LITTLE bit of a break from recording. But don't worry - we'll be back with some new shit rolling into 2023. Let us BREATHE for a minute!
It's Capricorn Szn! ♑ You're ruled by Saturn (which is why we call Saturn, Daddy) - the planet of wisdom, discipline… and our favorite, karma. It's all about long term planning, being responsible - you know, sometimes Saturn just has to ground you (we mean that in the teenager sense when our parents would ground us, btw) This earth sign gets a lot of flack for being such a workaholic, know-it-all, ungrateful and tbh… a little greedy. But they're called the
Have you ever looked at your S.O. and thought, “why are you the way that you are?”
It's Sagittarius Szn! ♐ You're ruled by Jupiter - the planet of expansion, growth, abundance and good fortune. Hell, Jupiter is named after “King of the God” in Roman Mythology - so it's fair to say, you've got it pretty good. This fire sign gets a lot of shit for their wanderlust, but the reality is - we're all just jealous of their truth-seeking lifestyle. I mean, is this why they're so happy? Learn about all things Sagittarius: traits, relationships, compatibility, and more… and don't forget, if you have any Sag placements in your chart, this one's for you too
We don't know about you, but eclipse szn had us thinking
Call it a cosmic cluster F - Stelliums ⭐ You've heard of it, you know it has something to do with 3️⃣signs or houses, but you're still not 100 sold on what it actually means and how it affects you. Stelliums push us toward a type of mastery through repeated trial and error. Depending on where you have it, this will change the theme for what you need to learn and how strong these features show up for you in your personality. Some food for thought on this episode as well. If you don't identify with your sun sign, take a deeper look at your chart - it's likely you've got a Stellium
It's Scorpio Szn! ♏ Time to talk about the ruler of Sex, Death, and the Underworld - the smoldering Scorpio One of Jacks favorite signs, of course
Time to get a little woo-woo for a sec✨ We're talking about mental health because we all need it RN, let's be honest. What do you fear? What makes you anxious? How do you overcome it? And what's the deal with trauma?! Yah today's episode is heavy but we've been feeling it lately so we thought we'd bring you a little support
It's Libra Szn lovers! We love our Libras, but damn are they hard to read. They're charming AF, gorgeous, and have such a perfectly curated aesthetic… and personality - it's like, HOW did you get to be this way The biggest flirt in any room, but don't hate them for it - just wish you were better. Regardless of their self-indulgent ways, they still manage to... You guessed it - find balance to EVERYTHING Learn about all things Libra: traits, relationships, compatibility, and more…and don't forget to tap into your inner bad-bitch & refresh that fall wardrobe while you're listening. After all, it's Libra season Listen now. Don't forget to follow us on our socials: www.instagram.com/theviciousvirgos www.tiktok.com/@theviciousvirgos
Y'all have just been absolutely AMAZING the last few weeks - but we'd expect nothing less from our #woowoocrew. We're releasing 2 episodes this week, so be ready. We've been navigating a sh*t storm since the end of August, and it was WAY too heavy for us to do our usual life-updates that we attach onto the beginning of our episodes - so we actually recorded an ENTIRE other episode explaining where TF we've been. It's heavy - like, really heavy. But that's REAL life. This is a shorter episode, but it's packed with info. Keep an eye out for our next episode later this week and as always, Stay Vicious! Don't forget to follow us on our socials: www.instagram.com/theviciousvirgos www.tiktok.com/@theviciousvirgos
Ok, these retrogrades are getting serious! We are currently in not 1, not 2...but 5 retrogrades at once! And so, Ilana & Jacquelin are still unable to get together for an "official" recording. Luckily Jack gave a quick update, before the re-airing of Mercury, The Communicator. Don't worry, all will be well next week. Listen now! Don't forget to follow us on our socials: www.instagram.com/theviciousvirgos www.tiktok.com/@theviciousvirgos
Mercury's back in Retrograde. And in true Astro-fashion, Jack & Ilana are both under the weather and unable to record this week. So we're playing an oldie! Time to go back to a previous Mercury in Retrograde so you can catch up on anything you may have missed and make sure you're ready for this one.
Basically, Ilana + Jack got into a huge f*cking fight, but don't worry - they fixed it and they DEFINITELY made sure to bring it up this episode - because.. It's that time of year again
We're talking friends! No, not the show, that's another podcast. Ilana + Jacquelin know you want them, you've got them, and they're back to help you figure out and understand your relationship with them. Tune is as we break down how each sign shows up for their besties and how you can be the BFF you were born to be. Oh, and we all know you want the dirt on that Frenemy you keep insta stalking. Don't forget to follow us on our socials: www.instagram.com/theviciousvirgos www.tiktok.com/@theviciousvirgos
It's Virgo Season B*tches! We're starting off our Sun Sign series with the best sign in the zodiac, obvi. The notoriously critical overthinker - Virgo...A.K.A. the Virgin. Like, who else has a motto that says, "I Analyze"? Learn about all things Virgo: traits, relationships, compatibility and more. And don't forget to be productive while you're listening. After all, it's Virgo season ;) Don't forget to follow us on our socials: www.instagram.com/theviciousvirgos www.tiktok.com/@theviciousvirgos
How can astrology help you better understand your family?
Hey Woo Woo Crew! Welcome to The Vicious Virgos. This isn't your average astrology podcast. Sassy, unfiltered, and filled with lots of newbie material. Every week, hosts Ilana and Jacquelin give you the 411 on all things astrology. Tune in for lots of laughs, some drama, and of course, some much-needed cosmic advice. The astrological big sisters you never knew you needed!
Ok but honestly heartbreak is part of life, it's universal, it's common, but it's absolutely one of the most painful things we'll ever experience
Midheaven (n): The point of the ecliptic on the meridian. The middle part of the sky. The midst of heaven. AKA: MC, Medium Coeli
Oh hey Woo Woo Crew! This week we're taking a little trip to a place we like to call the ✨magical woo woo land of the unknown✨ Yes - that's right, we're pivoting off course from the usual astrology shit to bring you something new, something fresh, but don't worry - it's still something weird… auras
What's in store for our dear Woo Woo Crew this Summer? A LOT
In the words of the great RuPaul, “If you don't love yourself, how are you gonna love somebody else!?”
You asked, we answered ⭐ And this time we have A LOT to cover babes, so we're doing a two-part series. From Libra and Taurus's rom-com chemistry, to Virgo and Aries competitive bestie energy, we're covering all your burning relationship questions. Thank you to everyone who submitted questions. Listen and see if we featured yours
Y'all have been BEGGING us to do this one, so we FINALLY did
2022 is a hot bed of energy as we go through FOUR Mercury Retrogrades, and these ones are weird, they start in one sign, and end in another
Y'all know we saved the best for last. All about water signs is the closing up our elements series and it came in like a flood
If you've been paying attention, you know Ilana + Jack have been DYING
In proper Virgo fashion, we are committing to our plan and giving you all the next episode in our elements series: Air
Earth signs are pleasure weeks who delight in matters of the flesh
We're talking change and abundance baby! ⏲️Take this time to focus on your finances, step back for some self-care, or get over any hurdles you've been dealing with in your love life. These transitions are inevitable and we're here to give you just enough guidance to make sure these changes don't hurt… too much
Episode 32 is on FI-YAH (we gagged writing that, so cheesy)
Astrology is bullsh*t. Everything you've been hearing from us is B.S. Okay... but not really...this episode isn't what you think
What does 2022 have in store for your luv life? Like, a lot... This year will bring EPIC love! Soulmate love. The kind of love that will change you. But, of course, there will be plenty of breakups too ...So will you find the one, have your life shattered, or float on a romantic dream? We're diving into romantic predictions for the signs Plus, as always, some much needed advice! Cause, you know you need it.
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