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The FFF crew dishes on the most awkward, hilarious, and downright questionable first date meals we've ever had. We're covering all the red flags, green lights, and gut bombs of dating while eating.

Buckle up for our March Madness special as we fiercely debate, defend, and devour our way through a bracket of our favorite foods! From shocking eliminations to heated arguments and delicious twists, only one snack reigns supreme.

Brandon's diet went off the rails, so we're exploring the best (and most humiliating) ways to get back on track. Meanwhile, Andy's dieting strategy is simple: catch COVID and watch the pounds melt away—it totally works!

Stressed? Anxious? Happy? We've got a snack for that. We confess our ultimate comfort foods based on mood—because nothing says “I'm fine” like demolishing a pizza solo.

Think you need a gym membership to burn calories? Think again. We break down the everyday activities that secretly torch those extra fries you ate.

Brandon spiraled at a Brazilian steakhouse, hitting the salad bar like a rookie and pounding skewers until he was one bite away from losing it all. Andy & Danielle roast his lack of self-control and debate if therapy can fix whatever is broken inside him.

We tackle the absurdity of food cravings, from the seductive pull of Jimmy Dean sandwiches to the culinary wonders of factory-grade preservatives. Processed foods might kill us, but hey, at least we'll die full.

Brandon, Andy, and Danielle dig into the dad bod phenomenon—a physique so unremarkable it's become a cultural icon. Is it a badge of middle-aged mediocrity, a trap of societal complacency, or a beacon of hope for the slightly doughy and perpetually tired?

What starts as a tale of chocolatey heartbreak quickly devolves into a chaotic game of “Would You Rather?” featuring scenarios so graphic, gross, and absurd you'll laugh, gag, and question your life choices all at once.

From mogul to mug shot, we're debating whether the man who once dined on gold-crusted lobster is now bartering ramen packs for sexual favors. Are we cancelling Ciroc and burning our Sean John sweatpants in solidarity, or is it just a matter of time before Diddy's ‘making the band' with his cellmates? And the million-dollar question: Will Diddy Epstein himself? #PDiddyArrest #PrisonGourmet #CancelCiroc #PrisonLife #DiddysDownfall #CelebrityScandal #PodcastComedy #MogulMugshot #FitFatFluctuating

This week on Fit, Fat & Fluctuating, we're talking pets—those fuzzy freeloaders draining our wallets. Is your cat really worth that $500 vet bill? Should you adopt that stray, or just let nature take its course? We debate the best (and worst) pets, throw around some exotic pet ideas, and ask if these furballs really need gourmet kibble when you're barely feeding yourself. #Pets #PetSpending #AdoptDontShop #PetDebates #ComedyPodcast #FitFatFluctuating #PetLife #PetChoices

We dive deep into how our weight affects our closest relationships—from our partners to our kids and even our friends. Whether it's the struggle of syncing diets with your spouse or the joy of bonding over greasy takeout, sometimes the heaviest parts of our relationships have nothing to do with the scale. #Relationships #FoodieBonds #EatingTogether #ComedyPodcast #FitFatFluctuating

Grab your slap bracelets and fire up the dial-up, because we're traveling back to the 90s—a decade where snacks were bold, the colors were loud, and our metabolism actually gave a damn. #90sSnacks #NostalgiaBinge #Doritos #Slurpee #SnackAttack #ComedyPodcast #FitFatFluctuating #Foodies

Looking for the perfect spot to watch the sun dip behind a smog-filled skyline while gnawing on a baguette and sipping on an overpriced cocktail? We've got you covered! Plus, Danielle reveals her roots in Normandy, France, and suddenly everything makes sense. #ComedyPodcast #BeachFood #OutdoorDining #NormandyRoots #FitFatFluctuating #FoodieTalk #SatiricalHumor

Join Andy, Brandon, and Danielle as they take a fatalicious trip down memory lane, reminiscing about the foods that defined their childhoods. #ComedyPodcast #FoodNostalgia #ChildhoodMemories #FitFatFluctuating #FoodTalk #HealthAndHumor

In this episode of "Fit, Fat & Fluctuating," hosts Andy and Danielle delve into the world of buffets, while Brandon is mysteriously "unavailable" (probably eating in his car). Join us as we unravel the buffet experience, venturing into everything from the eclectic mix of clientele to the fine art of the "bang bang" (because why settle for one restaurant when you can conquer two?). #fitfatfluctuating #comedypodcast #buffets #bangbang

While Andy's off on his snack run, our intrepid hosts Brandon & Danielle dive into the labyrinthine world of diet apps, where the digital playground meets the nutritional minefield. #FitFatFluctuating#DigitalDiet #CalorieComedy #DietApp #LaughingOffThePounds

As Danielle performs an involuntary exorcism on her gastrointestinal tract, Brandon and Andy valiantly steer the gravy train through the choppy waters of the toothfish (aka the illustrious Chilean seabass), explore a daring rebranding campaign for bologna, and waxing poetic about 7-11 tequitos. Clutch your hams tightly and hold onto your sweatpants for a quick and dirty episode of Fit, Fat & Fluctuating! #FoodieFunnies #toothfish #FitFatFluctuating #seabass #tequitos #Podcast #FoodAdventures #CulinaryComedy

Who said ordering a meal was easy? Brandon, Andy and Danielle debate everything from brand identity to desserts through the perplexing menus of iconic eateries like Cheesecake Factory and Outback Steakhouse. #FoodieFunnies #MenuMayhem #FitFatFluctuating #CheesecakeFactory #OutbackSteakhouse #Podcast #FoodAdventures #CulinaryComedy

Brandon, Andy, and Danielle serve up another deliciously candid episode about the struggles of resisting their food fantasies, and how these cravings spill over into real life.

Brandon and Andy are on a mission to redefine the meaning of indulgence. Armed with an insatiable appetite for culinary chaos and a complete disregard for their waistlines, they embark on a quest to discover the most outrageous splurges imaginable. From epic trips to McDonald's to foraging foodcourts, they push the boundaries of cheat day glory!

In a world where diet culture can cast a shadow over even the most joyous munching moments, Brandon, Andy, and Danielle fearlessly tackle the issue of snacking and snack shaming. Join them for a candid conversation as they unapologetically confess their deepest, darkest snacking secrets.

Hold on to your elastic waistbands, folks, because the culinary cocksmen are back with a brand-new episode of TNTL Podcast! Join us as we dive headfirst into the thrilling and tumultuous world of yo-yo dieting! Brandon, our lovable food enthusiast, embarks on yet another dieting adventure. Will he succeed this time? Or will the alluring call of meatloaf and pizza lure him back into the delicious abyss? Andy is practically sprinting toward that coveted summer dad bod. Will Brandon be able to catch up? Or will he be left panting for breath in Andy's calorie-free dust? From our insatiable love for cheesecake, to the elusive quest for the perfect death-row meal, we leave no plate unturned! Warning: Listening to this podcast may induce uncontrollable cravings. Enjoy responsibly, and remember, summer dad bods are made with equal parts sweat, laughter, and tacos! #FluffyTitansRace #SummerDadBodsShowdown #FoodieFunniesPodcast #DietDisasterChronicles #YoYoDietingComedy #BattlingTheBulge #HilariousFoodAdventures #WeightLossWars #IndulgenceAndRegret #LaughingThroughDietStruggles

Brandon and Andy delve into the enigmatic realm of dreams in episode SIXTY NINE! Armed with theories and a truckload of caffeine, these two self-proclaimed dreamologists embark on a quest to uncover sleep-related issues, how much sleep is really enough and what do these visionary escapades actually mean?! www.tntlpodcast.com #TNTLPodcast #ComedyPodcast #SleepComedy #InsomniacLaughs #FunnyDreams #PodcastHumor #DreamWorldLaughs #InsomniacHumor #ComedyDreams #DreamyPodcast #TNTLPodcast #PodcastInsomnia #DreamyComedy #SleepIssuesLaughs #InsomniacPodcast

Who are all these lunatics paying for porn and what makes OnlyFans.com so appealing to these affluent deviants? Subscribe to TNTL Podcast: Spotify Podcasts: https://open.spotify.com/show/3oqV46QyJF1Y53EGgozJkh?si=7618087a4bff4f6f YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@tntlpodcast9480/videos Follow TNTL Podcast: Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TNTLpodcast Twitter: https://twitter.com/TNTLpodcast Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/TNTLpodcast Visit TNTL Podcast: http://www.tntlpodcast.com

Money, greed & hot steamy backdoor action! We're going to figure out why banks like SVB fail and how to prevent it from happening again.

Are you in need of unsolicited business advice from two shifty know it alls? You've come to the right place! Whether you're purchasing a new car or a tiny home, you've got to invest wisely. Don't be a cock without balls. Check out this episode of TNTL Podcast with Brandon & Andy.

Our selfless dads did so much for us growing up and all we ever did was ask for rides and money. It's time we grow up and make that awkward call to say "Sorry I blocked your cock, dad".

Getting old sucks! We're losing our hair, getting fatter and (Brandon's) sex drive is toast!

BIG NEWS! All new episodes will be available on our fancy new YouTube page! Andy's Skyping in while on vacation. Brandon's still podcasting from his office - aka his bathroom and we're discussing chimps, BK Fish, Satl-n-Pepa and so much more on the all new TNTL Podcast.

It's not easy making friends in your 30's. Sometimes you need to take a mental inventory of the people you consider your "friends" and separate fact from fiction. Are they a school friend, work friend, online friend, drinking buddy or actual friend? We're exploring our own friendships and helping you decide whether you should even bother with these losers.

Sixty-seven percent of U.S. households, or about 85 million families, own a pet. Is it their puppy dog eyes? Could it be their quirky personalities? Let’s figure out why we burden ourselves with these little freeloaders.

Summer of 2020 is officially shot but that won't stop us from exploring new ways to stay sane and beat the heat (and our meat). Come along on a fantastic voyage, from the couch to the backyard and back again!

You may recognize Scotty Morris (lead vocals/guitar) and his swing band Big Bad Voodoo Daddy from their appearances in the movie Swingers, The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, Dancing with the Stars or the Halftime Show at Super Bowl XXXII alongside Ray Charles! We discuss his early years of playing punk and transitioning to swing music, what it was like to play the halftime show at Super Bowl XXXII and what's next for BBVD.

The general consensus says parents learned more than their stupid kids this year. So how do we prepare them for the fall? Create a new school system! Screw the non-essential classes. Forget about music, goodbye gym, so long lunch! We're getting back to basics and churning out America's next Fortune 500 CEO's.

Play a kryptonian supervillain in Superman 1 & 2? Check! Be inducted in the California Boxing Hall of Fame? Double Check!! Write a book about your father, a former boss of the Gambino crime family? Triple Check!!! We've all seen the Dos Equis commercial about "the most interesting man in the world" but Jack O'Halloran is by far the most interesting podcast guest in the world. Jack divulges some very interesting information about who killed JFK, AIDS, Hillary Clinton's love of the ladies and so much more! Check out Family Legacy on Amazon

If "Never Forget" becomes "Never Happened" we will erase the human experience that made us who we are. Do not appropriate cancel culture or totalitarianism. Let's see some real leadership take this country by the balls and get us all working towards a common goal.

One of Hollywood's most recognizable faces in the world of character actors. Larry Hankin (Seinfeld, Friends, Billy Madison, Home Alone, Breaking Bad... just to name a few) joins Andy to talk about his career and experiences working with Adam Sandler, Larry David and other noteable actors/directors. Website: thereallarryhankin.com Book: https://www.amazon.com/Loopholes-Dossier-satire-1/dp/1543978509/ref=tmm_hrd_swatch_0

Join us for our favorite meal of the day, breakfast! We're exploring origins, flavors, knock-offs, prizes and more. Prepare to be shocked and unusually turned on when we reveal the actual names of some of your favorite cartoon cereal icons and their cryptic back-stories.

Episode 53 - Brainy beefcake Sean Kanan (Studio City, Karate Kid Part III, General Hospital) joins TNTL Podcast to talk about his new show "Studio City" and book "Success Factor X". Studio City -> https://www.amazon.com/Studio-City/dp/B0831S9K6R Success Factor X -> https://www.amazon.com/Success-Factor-Inspirat…/…/1462136079

Whether you're making the world a better place or watching it burn. We can all agree that this tumultuous time in our history is not only alarming but it's given a platform to those who want to make a meaningful change. Our stance... Equality for FAT people! Whether they've gained 30lbs during quarantine or are bedridden due to their addiction to Bojangles and RedTube, we're going to change the way the world views these obtuse MF'ers. Yeah, we could've taken this episode in a serious direction but that's not our style. Go be misinformed somewhere else, crybaby.

You may know him as Coach Graham Lubbock. He's 80's sitcom dad and funnyman, Bill Kirchenbauer (Just the Ten of Us, Growing Pains, etc). Bill is an accomplished actor, stand-up comedian and Quora critic extraordinaire. Don't feel bad if he says your youtube channel sucks or you have a resting bitch face, he's just trying to help!

The economy is opening back up! Granted, it's in phases and will likely be delayed due to poor planning and inadequate leadership (mostly local government) but it's a step in the right direction! We're giving our expert opinions on how, where and when we'll be getting back to work and spending that hard earned money on crap we don't need. We'd also like to thank our listeners for their continued support. This episode marks the big 5-0 for TNTL Podcast. Who are these thousands of weirdos listening to us? Forget it... we don't want to know! Be sure to rate, review and share with your friend(s).

We're going Hollywood with our special guest and friend of the show, Bruce Vilanch! Enneagrams, fat shaming and masturbatory anthems are just some of the topics you'll find in this peculiarly funny hangout.

The most exclusive interview of the century has arrived and we got it! The world's most hated pathogen, Covid 19 joins us for a lengthy chat about what he hopes to accomplish during this wave of terror and why he's on a mission to divide and conquer.

Christopher Stolle is the owner/operator of Realm of the Mist Entertainment, a podcast network with over 20+ programs including his own show "Breaking the 4th Wall". These three goofballs talk video games, podcasting, Michael Jordan and eating exotic Australian animals. Visit Realm of the Mist Entertainment (realmofthemistente.wixsite.com/realmofthemistent)

She didn't bring a lasagna but she does have some great stories! The legendary Marilyn Ghigliotti of CLERKS gives us the scoop on how she landed her role in the cult classic, coping with fame and CLERKS 3!

Andy's on his best behavior when he interviews Rick Soetebier. A dating and relationship coach from Missouri who's helped thousands improve their relationships and themselves. This isn't your ordinary episode of TNTL Podcast. Who knows... you jerks may learn something! Check out ricksoetebier.com

Whether you're single, married or just want to bang other people; we can help! Get some expert advice from the not-so-expert, experts. We've got app suggestions, DIY makeover tips and a convincing list of reasons why you should or shouldn't cheat on your spouse. Don't come out of this quarantine lacking metabolism, libido or prospects. Get your shit together and let Brandon and Andy guide you through the weeds of online dating.

Tony and Sallie are a couple of kind-hearted comedians from Long Island who've turned their love of comedy into a successful radio station. Broadcasting daily from inside the world famous, Governor's Comedy Club! Visit GovsRadio.com and knockemdeadcomedy.com

The economy may be in the toilet but we’ve thoroughly reviewed an extensive list of greedy, publicly traded cartels to ensure that you finish today’s episode armed with the information you need to get out there and be the next Tom, Dick or Nunzio that bags our groceries or delivers our buttplugs in a discrete package. See you in eight to ten business days, you soon to be essential bastard!