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Married and living life on the road in a 224 square foot toy hauler with two dogs and a motorcycle!

mpratley@live.com


    • May 8, 2022 LATEST EPISODE
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    • 48m AVG DURATION
    • 74 EPISODES


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    Episode 75: East Bound & Down

    Play Episode Listen Later May 8, 2022 39:46


    We're on the road! Come hang out with us for a short update.

    Episode 74: Origami Genitals & Border Patrol

    Play Episode Listen Later May 1, 2022 33:20


    WE'RE ON THE ROAD. Today we covered 300 miles and are back in TX.

    Episode 73: We're LIVE!

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 24, 2022 1:39


    Check out my Facebook page to see this week's LIVE interactive podcast! Search Morgan Ward.

    1000 Ways to Have Sangria

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 17, 2022 53:25


    Join is for a lovely little Sunday ramble about our early morning desert breakfast and a top 10 review of Spike TV's 1000 ways to die.

    An Atltl & Some Caribou Dung (plus, find put our next destination)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 10, 2022 41:04


    We're heading out in 3 weeks! Check out our YouTube for videos of our adventures.

    Episode 70: Open Arm Pits & The Slap Heard 'Round the World

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 3, 2022 52:13


    Another Sunday of random rambles.

    Episode 69 (nice): Crowlers & Cloned Threesomes

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 27, 2022 53:55


    Enjoy the soothing sounds of our neighborhood in New Mexico. Dogs barking, buzzed hosts, dog chains. We talk guns, booze, and menage a trois.

    Episode 68: Chicken Wings & a Cow Hide

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 24, 2022 55:02


    Sorry we're late! We took a rest day Sunday and some of you let us know about it. We have decided to stay in NM for 3 more weeks. Stay tuned for the next big adventure ✨

    Episode 67: Pit-toks & Pineapple Coleslaw

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 14, 2022 23:47


    Good Morrow! Happy Sunday Funday to you all! It's a short one with poor sound quality because we're tired and we're social all weekend. Check out our YouTube (Wards on Wheels) and donate to our beer fund on Venmo to support our next road trip @wardsonwheels

    Episode 66: A Tale From Two States

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 6, 2022 84:17


    We have a very special guest on our podcast today!

    Episode 65: A Russet Potato Tat & Doomsday Prepping

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 27, 2022 107:44


    Today we have a special New England guest! Charlie & John grew up together and we discuss politics, food, and Doomsday Prep. Enjoy!

    Episode 64: Conspiracy Theories & Wild Game

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 20, 2022 67:14


    Happy Sunday! We're covering some conspiracy theories today, as well as the usual rambling and too many F words.

    Episode 63: We're Leaving; A Masturbation Episode

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 13, 2022 56:17


    Today we talk about why we left the KOA we had planned to stay at until April. Hold on to your seats! It's a WILD one.

    Episode 62: Predator vs. Corn Dip

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 30, 2022 49:57


    A shorter one this week! Not much happening on the ranch. We have 10 weeks left New Mexico and we are savoring every moment.

    A Lame Boner & Cigar Sickness

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 23, 2022 75:29


    It's Charlie's 35th Birthday so we rented a shipping container in the desert. Come listen to us rant about weight loss scams and cloaked men in the desert.

    Millenial Stereotypes & Peeing in the Pool

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 16, 2022 70:55


    Happy Sunday! Today, like always, we cover an array of topics from shallow to deep. We discuss stereotypes, Peeing in the shower, and is Arthur from PBS actually a mouse?

    Big Daddy Ross & a Smiolent Ending

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 9, 2022 79:36


    Enjoy this week's rambling as we dive into several topics including Dr. QUINN medicine woman and talking about spending the night in the woods, alone!

    Obsurd Existentialism & How to Build a Fire

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 3, 2022 51:43


    HAPPY NEW YEAR! We find ourselves pondering the actual impact of social media on our well-being and what it means to unplug.

    Twisted Antifreeze & A Wastewater Plant

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 25, 2021 53:17


    Merry Christmas! We are enjoying the warm weather in NM but missing the frosty sunrises of Maine. Join us for some rambling!

    The Ward's Get Fingered & a Pre-Christmas Ramble

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 19, 2021 63:46


    We're a little late on uploading today. As always we hope you enjoy. We love having you.

    14 Peaks & A Titty Bar Fight

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 12, 2021 58:28


    Just another week in Cruces! Join us for s)a conversation about Netflix docs and updates on the RV and what we did this weekend!

    Cringe Words & 34th Birthday

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 5, 2021 51:01


    We're hoping this episode will make you moist. But really, we name the top 12 most cringe-worthy words among other random ramblings.

    A Burger King Thanksgiving & Perpetual Dark Times

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 28, 2021 67:36


    No specific topic for today, just two people talking through life's nonsense. It does get a little dark for a few minutes but hang in there, we're still somewhat entertaining.

    A Vaxxer & Anti-vaxxer Walk Into a Hooter's

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 21, 2021 70:05


    You don't want to miss this one!! Talking vaccines, Rittenhouse and NM hikes.

    Craft Beer & A Holiday Plant Penis

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 14, 2021 43:33


    We totally had the giggles during this recording. It must be all the craft beer and sunshine we have been getting the last few weekends. 5 weeks down, 21 to go!

    Organic Human Centipede & Another 3 Months in New Mexico

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 7, 2021 52:33


    Hey! Hi! Hello! We'll be staying in NM until April and we're so pumped. We also talk creepy movies and politics. Enjoy!

    Day of the Dead & A Bowling Alley Massacre

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 31, 2021 42:32


    Three weeks down at this new assignment in Las Cruces and it's Halloween weekend! We talked about some local folklore and a local murder that happened right down the road from us 30 years ago.

    Spicy Drug Dealers & A Halloween Shat

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 24, 2021 41:53


    Happy Sunday! Enjoy the easy listening of poop stories, drug dealer stories and listening to my very poor Spanish. It's week 2 in New Mexico and we're feeling spicy.

    A Weekend Hike and Life Update

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 17, 2021 23:19


    Buenos Dias! A quick life update and a recap of our Saturday hike. Short and sweet!!

    How Long is your..... Q&A?

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 3, 2021 45:19


    It's a good old fashioned q&a with questions taken from Facebook and Instagram. We address questions such as "Are you ever coming back to Maine?". We also give you a little insight into our travel plan.

    Psychedelics & Facebook Woes

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 26, 2021 44:00


    This is a two part episode as we felt compelled to record on two separate occasions.

    Pinedale Bar Farts & Murder Mysteries

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 19, 2021 38:05


    We're back! Today we're on our way back to Rock Springs from Pinedale and are passing the driving time by talking about our weekend.

    The Tits of Enlightenment & Gun Talk

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 29, 2021 50:00


    WE'RE BACK. We took a brief hiatus because we had a lot going on but now we are here to talk about weird adventures, missing people, being braless at Applebee's, and much more!

    Vaccine Ethics & Masturbation Calories

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 8, 2021 78:00


    HAPPY 40TH EPISODE!! We have officially carried this podcast to full term. This episode gets....heavy. We spend the first 15 minutes arguing about the Appalachian Trail, talk about vaccine ethics, and end by seeing how many calories you burn while masturbating.

    An Olympic Sky-nami & A Hollow Man Joke

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 1, 2021 47:09


    Goulash 101 & Some Busy Cheeks

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 25, 2021 57:40


    We have been in Wyoming for 6 weeks and we may be going a little nutty! We talk about Charlie's new RV cookbook that he has been working on; we may have to tweak the title. Come have some laughs with us this week!

    Defending Applebee's & A Pilot Butte

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 18, 2021 56:40


    This week we are a bit more motivated to chat about our recent adventures. We both feel Wyoming had been kicking our "Buttes". From poison ivy, to two sprained ankles, and getting attacked by an older woman at the pool, you never know what will happen on the road!

    A Boring Week with a Nap Finale

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 12, 2021 23:51


    Not much is happening in the big state of Wyoming. We're settled and taking advantage of all this new location has to offer! Come lay in bed with us and prepare to take a nap!!

    An Ancient Lake & A Bonneville Bickering

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 4, 2021 66:44


    Happy 4th of July!! We're in Utah for the weekend and made a day trip to the Bonneville Salt Flats AND Nevada! Join us for the car ride!!

    A Squirrel Launcher & A Mystery Guest

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 27, 2021 26:49


    Today's episode is a short one! We are still settling in to Rock Springs and currently have a guest staying with us!

    Square Holes & Rastafarians

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 20, 2021 58:41


    One week down in Wyoming and we are loving the vibe. There are tattoo shops, liquor stores, and despite the 100 degree weather, we are settling in!!

    Devil's Tower & Mount Rushmore

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 13, 2021 59:05


    We made it to our final destination for the next 16 weeks! Our travels this week have been EPIC to say the least. High elevation, winding roads, and a good test of our engine power and brakes. We are super stoked to invite all that the Green River area has to offer!!

    Minnesota Facts & Ninja Turtles

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 6, 2021 50:02


    This week we are traveling from Oelwein, Iowa to Rock Springs, Wyoming where we will be until October. First stop, Minnesota! When we talk to you next we will hopefully have seen Mt. RUSHMORE and DEVIL'S TOWER on our way to our final parking spot.

    Memorial Day

    Play Episode Listen Later May 30, 2021 2:04


    This week we recorded a video version of our podcast! You can find it on our Patreon, and for just $5.00 per month (the price of ONE coffee) you can also gain access to double the YouTube videos and extra content of us traveling the USA. Help us fund our drinking habit! Venmo - @Morgan-Ward-87 PayPal - morg.elisabeth (mpratley@live.com) Patreon - www.patreon.com/wardsonwheels

    Episode 30

    Play Episode Listen Later May 23, 2021 49:04


    It's our 30th Episode! We made a list of 30 things we have learned since traveling and living in a toy hauler for the last 8 months. We're onto Wyoming in 2 weeks and plan to make a lot more memories on the way. Donate to our beer fund Venmo - Morgan-Ward-87 PayPal - morg.elisabeth Find us on Patreon www.patreon.com/wardsonwheels

    We're Getting a Visitor!

    Play Episode Listen Later May 16, 2021 75:04


    We blow through a variety of topics today - we also repeat some stories from previous podcasts. We also talk a little about our visitor who is driving all the way from Maine! As usual, rambling on, drinking a beer (or 3), and having some fun!

    Antique Archeology & A Three Inch Gooch

    Play Episode Listen Later May 9, 2021 56:53


    Sitting by Oelwein Lake in Iowa, talking about taints, Jim Carrey, and armored trucks. It's just as strange as it sounds, and we're barely half a beer in to the discussion. Join us!

    Vegan Hitman Onlyfans

    Play Episode Listen Later May 2, 2021 56:51


    Just another Sunday of random rambling in Iowa. We always have the best time sitting and chatting about absolutely nothing.

    Jolly Rancher Teeth & Catching up with our favorite Mainers

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 25, 2021 40:06


    Fancy a FaceTime call with our favorite Mainers?! This week is a shorty but a goody.

    Bears, masturbation and Bruce Willis.

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 21, 2021 60:59


    Happy 4/20! This is one of our best podcasts yet.

    Random Rambling & Problem Solving

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 13, 2021 54:42


    Today we sit down and talk about our week, as well as problem solve our next destination!

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