We Don't Have a Podcast Yet

Got an idea for a podcast? Call us at 702-PODCASP and leave us a voicemail.If you like We Don't Have a Podcast Yet go check out www.whitehouse.boats for exclusive content and weekly bonus episodes!SHOW NOTES:We Don't Have a Podcast Yet Babies - that's what faith is all aboutPodcast 2000 - this is a slightly different ideaExtended Podcast Universe - “don't tread on me”The Pulitzer Wurlitzer - I've immediately broken my “no drone strike” promiseThe Mopstar - it's Spanish for “Joseph Butter”Mortgage in the Time of Video Games - much like a little Italian plumberCamp Monsterson - it's just Westworld BabiesFree Beer and Hot Wind - Jackie Chan and Owen Wilson are back

Got an idea for a podcast? Call us at 702-PODCASP and leave us a voicemail.If you like We Don't Have a Podcast Yet go check out www.whitehouse.boats for exclusive content and weekly bonus episodes!SHOW NOTES:How to Remember Things - lowrider Santa is here to help you get your wife's prescriptionThe Idle Invisible Hand - not now, ghost!Superpresident Lab - who will get to the stovepipe bra first?The Rain Stick Podcast- just like in the BibleBottoms Up! Wingo Akimbo - you'll be saying it on your deathbedCall Your Killers - grandpa knows how to say PokemonLost Idiot - great now we got sleestaksSore Histories - moon vs whale

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Got an idea for a podcast? Call us at 702-PODCASP and leave us a voicemail.If you like We Don't Have a Podcast Yet go check out www.whitehouse.boats for exclusive content and weekly bonus episodes!SHOW NOTES:Taboocast - we're being bullied by SpotifyTop Ten Take Two - “YOU'RE GETTING DUMBER”Our Next Comedy Album: All Crowd Work - do you want any faberge eggs?Lil Ron Hubbard's Cupboard of Peculiarities - he's eight inches tall rising up out of the drawer like DraculaStrangerTalk - “comedian stalks and murders heckler”This is No Ears Podcast - OJ Sampson?The Osteoporosis Chronicle - we're getting into the brittle mindsetThe Armchair Sneetch - “The Three-Goatse Problem”

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Got an idea for a podcast? Call us at 702-PODCASP and leave us a voicemail.If you like We Don't Have a Podcast Yet go check out www.whitehouse.boats for exclusive content and weekly bonus episodes!SHOW NOTES:The Test of Time: Clock's Ticking - it's just one femurWhat's Next After AI and Beyond? - Gold 4 CashMister Critical - check out my Wallace Shawn action figureShock jocks for kids - The Grub loves his baby poopDr. Demand - shall I compare thee to a cherry pie?Covertown - more like Worse CompanyToo Gross & Too Close to Fucking Crazy - Slimer? That's real Italian.When Thoughts Kill - we're taking the Papa down with us

It's Hot Dog Week and we're inventing a whole week's worth of new hot dogs and we're gonna make them and eat them.

Got an idea for a podcast? Call us at 702-PODCASP and leave us a voicemail.If you like We Don't Have a Podcast Yet go check out www.whitehouse.boats for exclusive content and weekly bonus episodes!SHOW NOTES:The Controversial Hall of Fame - this is well within the parametersThe Interview, by Proxy - hanging out at the clown judge coffee shopPodcast for the Treatment - I saw the sweaty boys on the elevatorFunny Podcast Games - we're your grandsonsNot So Funny Podcast - we're members of the pressThis Week In Creepville - “please Spider-Man I'm shy”Weenie Boy Special - I call it Nathan's InfamousUnfuck the Real Illusion - he's the best lawyer in Space Boston

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Got an idea for a podcast? Call us at 702-PODCASP and leave us a voicemail.If you like We Don't Have a Podcast Yet go check out www.whitehouse.boats for exclusive content and weekly bonus episodes!SHOW NOTES:You Matchmaker You, America - slime the new king and queenPodsaurus - John Thomas?Never Don't Get It Again - Megasoreass, of courseI Wish I Could Give Less Than One Star - it's a truly unfair systemTugboat - he's too cuteHave a Nice Beard - Burt Wonderstone didn't have a beardLate Guy Radio Hour - it's like this every dayMellow Andy - dogs with sunglasses only want one thing

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Got an idea for a podcast? Call us at 702-PODCASP and leave us a voicemail.If you like We Don't Have a Podcast Yet go check out www.whitehouse.boats for exclusive content and weekly bonus episodes!SHOW NOTES:This Shouldn't be News to You Worms - giving Bezos way too much creditJust DON'T Add Water (The Great Mashed Potato Experiment) - wait, there's NOT a good one?Please Take My Seed - maybe this is the good oneThe Itty Bitty Hitty Subcommittee - we're expanding the Magic Mike franchiseDan Legends - sounding like Bob Dylan trying to get out of bedAaron Carter and Media and Media and America - “talk about a body count!”Shandar Get's Shit Dusted - move over, Cocaine BearIf Me Smarted - it's easy to research

Got an idea for a podcast? Call us at 702-PODCASP and leave us a voicemail.If you like We Don't Have a Podcast Yet go check out www.whitehouse.boats for exclusive content and weekly bonus episodes!SHOW NOTES:The Open Records Repodquest - ask the government if we should try chowderHear Ye, Hear Ye - what was Rax up to?Have You Heard the One About the AI That Writes Jokes? - he's just a shitty reddit guyHarbor Frieght Video Review Podcast - don't tell us how to run a cornfield, LeroyDeathpat - give the baby dummy a doorknob holeDip Your Own Balls - I'm a pervert for you guysWhat an Oral Dickstart This Is - there's a lady doing stuffNice Bird - we're revealing the government's blood secrets

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Got an idea for a podcast? Call us at 702-PODCASP and leave us a voicemail.If you like We Don't Have a Podcast Yet go check out www.whitehouse.boats for exclusive content and weekly bonus episodes!SHOW NOTES:Maybe It's Cancer - we're gonna have the coolest laser tag in townSmoke ‘em If You Get ‘em - these ones are the real Dutch MastersWokebait Studios - I regret this ideaBarely Scarely - wolf man is here to borrow your pinking shearsNo Show - slow it down and add the epic taiko drumsWhat Was a Hammer - I guess we're having sieve cakesBigfoot: Terror In Golf - he's mixing Hawaiian Punch and Coca ColaNBA Train - Joey Chestnut has eaten the power pellet

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Got an idea for a podcast? Call us at 702-PODCASP and leave us a voicemail.If you like We Don't Have a Podcast Yet go check out www.whitehouse.boats for exclusive content and weekly bonus episodes!SHOW NOTES:Montage Triage - tell us the story again grandpaThe Freakshow - as a man with a monkey face this is offensiveCloudbusters - their goal wasn't slimeNighttime prayers - Tom Cruise: Prayer WarriorBitch Guy Radio - Freddy has no classAntici…pant - there's an epistemological crisis of parachute pantsPartially Animal Podcast - they let the triffids have their own dayWe King It - don't eat that leftover burger Joe

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Got an idea for a podcast? Call us at 702-PODCASP and leave us a voicemail.If you like We Don't Have a Podcast Yet go check out www.whitehouse.boats for exclusive content and weekly bonus episodes!SHOW NOTES:“Lost” in the Mail - inmates please go across the streetWe Don't Have a Podcast Yet Miami - I'm gonna feed the alligator some of this sandwichCreamed Cream - no mention of the HunchbackInterview with the Umpire - he's sipping on that coconut full of bloodMy Face Serial Kill You - AJ doesn't like the evil eyeToday in True Crime in Techniques - I'm doing true crime over hereCrime All Town Dicks Podcast - Vincent Price has gathered them all hereWorking Death - did you guys hear about the gorilla?

It's that time of year again folks: 2022 has failed to defeat most of us and we're looking back at the predictions me made for last year, and making some educated guesses about what's in store for 2023. If you'd like to play along you can tag us in a photo of your 2023 bingo card on any of the social medias, we're @wdhapy

Oops! We did it again! Another collection of favorite goofs and gags for you to enjoy and reminisce about the good old days when you could hear AJ's chair audibly creaking all the time. If you want more great content go to www.whitehouse.boats and subscribe to our Patreon to get exclusive bonus episodes every week!

Hello friends! We took the rest of the month off to do holiday stuff and work on our upcoming Holiday Special, in the meantime here's a classic PREMIUM episode for free, The Time Garage: a Sleep Podcast.Subscribe to our Patreon and get great bonus episodes like this one every week at www.whitehouse.boatsHEE HAW AND MERRY CHRISTMAS!

We've done over 300 hours of recording and we still haven't got a podcast yet, but we're not giving up and neither should you. Here's a compilation of some of our favorite moments from our search for the world's greatest podcast.

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Got an idea for a podcast? Call us at 702-PODCASP and leave us a voicemail.If you like We Don't Have a Podcast Yet go check out www.whitehouse.boats for exclusive content and weekly bonus episodes!SHOW NOTES:Child Pawn - look out he's got a flaming dice tattooUncle Goose's War Stories - we've got too many HitlersTrue Noncrime - just got Starbucks, yum!The Instruction Manual - just make it into a LLANNGENMethod and Red - who's the Mister Drysdale?The Oranger Close West Wine True Crime Podcast - it's hitting all the notesIt's Deep Bro - is it my car yet?I Tell Show - the webbed feet! No Funny! - we're halfway there

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Got an idea for a podcast? Call us at 702-PODCASP and leave us a voicemail.If you like We Don't Have a Podcast Yet go check out www.whitehouse.boats for exclusive content and weekly bonus episodes!SHOW NOTES:Fortunes Told - look to your left, now look to your rightThe Podcast of Kings - who gets to eat the beagle?Who Were Those Masked Men? - now we got a German daddyRacism Rebooted: We're Changing the Rules and You Love It! - it's a tired trope, leave us aloneHuberman Dot Com - Andrew had to sell his black lightGame of Mario - do I get to heal people?Harvesting - look at me I'm Caleb GrossmanWhat Crashed: The Daily Stoic - don't tell George C. ScottThe Dollar Worth of Games - he was Hot Rod's dad

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Got an idea for a podcast? Call us at 702-PODCASP and leave us a voicemail.If you like We Don't Have a Podcast Yet go check out www.whitehouse.boats for exclusive content and weekly bonus episodes!SHOW NOTES:The Book Cover Awards - The Thiccness QuotientAndrew Estes's Pantry of the Paranormal - what if I told you that Englishman's bones are terrible for making bread?Powdered Hands, Chalky Balls - hurry up other people wanna knife fightBreaking News - don't mess with The Green Gable GangWorking Death - Gordon!Phoebe's Like Tyson - she's getting the face tattooGood Save It All - you think that's curds you're eating now?The Bill You - “for services rendered”

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GREETINGS DEAR LISTENERS Due to circumstances beyond our control we were unable to do any recording last week. We apologize and offer this classic bonus episode as our way of making it up to you. Please enjoy "Weekly Reviews in Review", the show where we review Amazon reviews.  

Got an idea for a podcast? Call us at 702-PODCASP and leave us a voicemail. If you like We Don't Have a Podcast Yet go check out www.whitehouse.boats for exclusive content and weekly bonus episodes! SHOW NOTES: Ewok Reconstruction - we mustn't enslave the Gorax Fairies Exist - Robin Hood defeats the aliens An Episode Where We're Enemies - we're bringing Kevin Pollak to justice Rushin' to the Russian Aisle - AJ doing his patriotic duty buying up faberge eggs Nancy Pelosi - dookie driveway for Mitch This Is Impeachment - thanks for the Franco, asshole Missed In Plain Sight: Ladybird Johnson - she gets to punch you twice for flinching Mental Illness Lab - went a little too hard on the banana haters Crime Cousin Sal - Mom says we have Jimmy Kimmel at home

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Got an idea for a podcast? Call us at 702-PODCASP and leave us a voicemail. If you like We Don't Have a Podcast Yet go check out www.whitehouse.boats for exclusive content and weekly bonus episodes! SHOW NOTES: The Breakfast Bunch - every bowl you eat stays out of Nazi buzz bombs Hi Grandma! - he's got himself a golf cart Become a Florida Man - Hulkamania has been scrubbed from the internet End By Me - new haunted car just dropped Getting Dead Cast - fill ‘em up with the goop Kickstarter Suck at Dating Game of The Oath Season 3: Miracle Matt Walsh Show - we brought him back from the grave, now we're bringing him back every week Extra Crenshaw - AJ is gonna spoil the whole experiment by giving them funnel cake Raising to Wrestle - all the big riverplane gamblers caught a cheat

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Got an idea for a podcast? Call us at 702-PODCASP and leave us a voicemail. If you like We Don't Have a Podcast Yet go check out www.whitehouse.boats for exclusive content and weekly bonus episodes! SHOW NOTES: Therapy for Men - how did getting sand kicked in your face make you feel? Beyond the Valley of the Action Figures - what you do is disgusting  to me Nut Gallery - Snoopy saw some stuff in the war  Excuses! Excuses! - you're far too trusting Freakdown - gimme a sip of that Bjork soda Female Criminology - Miranda Cosgrove with a lazy eye Game of The Only Child - lets see how the ants like this cologne Paul Final Warfare - it's a fairly common name in Cambodia

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The Academy of Fart and Boner Arts & Sciences - the fart that launched a thousand boners Mister Re-Mxyzptlk - is this what he sounds like? Yoakam If You Got ‘im 2: Get Me Yeezus On the Line - I didn't even get my own fart award Nathan and AJ's New Nightmare - Chopcorp Worst Places to Intern for and Why - take a couple pulls off the dookie hose The Leviathan Life - hobbes taking a shit on a nurse born in february Million Demand -   My Face Serial Kill You -  True Criminology: Fair Expert -

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Got an idea for a podcast? Call us at Call us at the Podcasp Hotline and leave us a voicemail. If you like We Don't Have a Podcast Yet go check out www.whitehouse.boats for exclusive content and weekly bonus episodes! SHOW NOTES: Welcome Back - no doctors are allowed to listen to this Robin's Report Card - Barack Obama said what? The Banality of Evel - I have to learn about She Hulk Roadies Aren't Toadies - please send us the fan art That Time in High School and other Remember Whens - home of the Fightin' Mujahadeen An Oral History Class - Fred thinks he too cool for sex with monkeys Pod Save Form - Joe Namath heel turn Imaginary Talk - Salacious Crumb Halkias Bird Johnson Podcast - pretzel bones in cadbury cream

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Got an idea for a podcast? Call us at 702-PODCASP and leave us a voicemail. If you like We Don't Have a Podcast Yet go check out www.whitehouse.boats for exclusive content and weekly bonus episodes! SHOW NOTES:  Queen Elizabeth III: Parabellum - we're doing a romantic yojimbo on american politics We ARE Big In China - the NBA has won the Korean War Yoakam If You Got Him -  plain spaghetti with a little melted butter Pinball Wizards - the pissing bandit has ruined our tournament Logging Out - Madonna's “Sex” keeps falling in the toilet Donkey Don's American History of The Splendid Table - King Arthur's gamer chair goes in the middle Dr. Death, Sex, & Money - he's just getting his beak wet How I Built This from the Show for Kids of All Ages - I say I say hooah Mommy Sports Illness - bunions should be seen and children should not be heard

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If you like We Don't Have a Podcast Yet go check out www.whitehouse.boats for exclusive content and weekly bonus episodes! SHOW NOTES: Stony Cajones: an in-depth history of MTV's Rock N' Jock Programming - Mike Score showed up wearing jeans The House Ways and Means Podcast - bro you gotta get down here Go-Go-Go-Karts: The Annotated Podcast - show up to school looking like the Chinese Ghostbusters Ripped TO the Headlines - I learnt the most wonderful thing at school today, Mother We Can Do Harm - you go, Jonathan Washington Inside Friends Lip Service - I got my magical sex pests confused No Fuck Your Hands Together, My Bro -

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SHOW NOTES: Your Prayers Have Been Answered - its a glowing hot borscht Voice of the Voiceless - “A COYOTE NURSES HER PUPS” Samson - it's a sad Baba Booey Rural Legends - we're tracking down the pig men Dumb Ben NBC - you've heard the rumors about Cuyhaoga Falls Crime Up - we're holding our own Men In Black tryouts Cover Show - doing mutual aid out of the Gallaghermobile Podcass - it's gonna be one helluva grave site

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SHOW NOTES: Hey Guest - Cortana, Malenko, Boobo, Dingle… Digital Dumpster Divers - AJ's town got hit by the pornado The Jack Chick Audio Tract - he's up on top of Cocaine Mountain Above the Octagon: A Pacifist's Guide to America's Favorite Bloodsport - we're gonna need a blues riff Don's Is A True Room - set your goals higher than Weenie Whistle Donut Morbid: The Rised Save USA - reviving the old fashioned art of conversation  Fall Bloodcast - oh Dookie Huberman.com - see the famous cow

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