3 Friends And A Movie

Just in time for Batman V Superman Dawn of Justice we watch a film that has the caped crusader and the man of steel working together against the very real threat of gas lighting. It also happens to be oddly prophetic in showing what the United States would look like if a millionaire business man were to win the Presidency. Best of all there is also an Asteroid made of Kryptonite that needs to be stopped before it destroys mankind so you know that Aerosmith is going to be sung eventually

It's Mike's birthday so we let him pick the movie and he went with this seminal Dan Akroyd and Tom Hanks gem. Make sure you stay till the end because that's when the most amazing thing ever happens!

In honour of Will going to Australia we watched Kangaroo Jack so he wouldn't have to! The viewing is mostly peppered with us asking two very distinct and important questions. Who is this movie for? and Did Mike actually write the script?

We sit down to make good on our promise to force Nicki to rematch the nineties classic. Thrill as Devon says all of the lines mere seconds before they happen in the film, assuming you're properly synced up! Gasp in horror as Sam Rockwell plays the bad guy. Prepare to be amazed by all of the knowledge that the friends possess about the film and play along at home as they try to identify when all of the guys who are in the suits appear out of the suits in weird cameos. It's guaranteed to be better than that Michael Bay one from 2014...

Its a Just the Sequels week as we strap ourselves in for the sequel to 1997's Men in Black. Let's just pause for reflection on the fact that Will Smith was in Independence Day in 1996 a hyper serious film with aliens and then decided to follow that up with Men in Black... Of course none of that matters because we are watching the sequel, you know the one that inexplicably features Johnny Knoxville inexplicably! Next time a much better movie, hopefully....

We're not sure if it was Mike or Nicki who decides to watch Big Trouble in Little China, but we are 99.9% sure that Patrick Swayze isn't actually in it. Pretty sure it's Kurt Russell. For damn sure isn't Andrew McCarthy, no matter how much of a role Kim Cattrall does or doesn't have in this fine John Carpenter film.

Going way back to the third episode of our sister series "2 Friends on a Couch" we talked to Jeremiah about Brother Bear 2 and that we would one day force him to watch it. This is that day. To say more would ruin all of your potential enjoyment so strap on in and check out Brother Bear 2 with guest friend Jeremiah

Tom Cruise in all his messed up toothed glory and Ferris Bueller's future girlfriend (Mia Sara yells Devon's father from the background) are like Adam and Eve and Tim Curry is a horny bastard trying to tempt and corrupt them in a film that makes all 3 Friends first question who Billy Barty is and then his filmography! Perhaps the best bit is that Devon does his best to do a dramatic reading of the opening crawl, but you'll see how that turns out if you take the time to listen along. No wait, wait the best part is that we watched the original version with all of the beautiful synth music by Tangerine Dream!

Nicki still hates Christmas movies, thus it is decided that we will not be watching any Christmas movies next year. With that in mind, we picked a real doozy of a film to finish on with the Martin Freeman neoclassical Christmas gem "Saving Santa" It's about Time Travel you guys and Tim Curry is there, just watch it...

As much as we all love Jonathan Taylor Thomas on the couch (and legitimately we all do in fact LOVE Jonathan Taylor Thomas) this film takes all of the worst parts of Christmas and sprinkles in a sizable amount of questionable behavior. Even the fact that there is a lithe black Santa from the nation of Kenya wasn't enough to salvage this film for Devon and we all know that sort of thing is right in his wheelhouse. Still we have a good time making fun of some of the ridiculousness and if you need a new ringtone of a girl groaning in discontent then Nicki has got you covered!

After trying to find a good Christmas Movie on Netflix, Devon saw Mike’s copy of Gremlins on the shelf and it was decided that for the first time we would go back to a film that we had already Just The Sequel’d and give the, arguably Christmas themed, predecessor a watch. There's more talk about Mogwai rules and how they basically seem like bullshit. We attempt to calculate how many square feet of Gizmos could fit in the studio for before it becomes too much of a problem, We thank the world that Mike and Nicki don't have a Mogwai as a pet as they use a squirt bottle to keep Zook in line, and of course Corey Feldman is there (in the movie, but also in spirit, because he's in our hearts.) So grab a DVD of the film and your patented Bathroom Buddy and join us for Gremlins

Due to the wonders of digital recording we have for you today the fifth episode of 3 Friends and a Movie ever recorded. Unfortunately we recorded it last Christmas so by the time it was ready to post, it was already obsolete! Thankfully Christmas happens once a year and its coming around the bend so we get to share it with you now.

We finish up Netflix November with a movie that is just stupid. Seriously there is no earthly way it would have been that difficult to get home for Thanksgiving. On the plus side, Kevin Bacon is there... You're Welcome! #FatEyelids

Continuing Netflix November and the "Just the Sequels" train a rollin' we rejoin Samuel L. Jackson and Ice Cube as the new Triple X in a battle against a power hungry Willem Dafoe in a balls to the wall action fest that guarantees 1000% more attitude than its predecessor. Now if you think that us revealing Willem Dafoe as the bad guy is a spoiler then you are just plain wrong. Seriously folks name a film where he plays a good guy... you can't do it and #SamuelLJacksonAgreesWithMe.

How many Tremors movies are there? she asks. Not enough! comes the erudite answer. And with that, we begin Tremors 5: Bloodlines. It was as predictable as it was enjoyable. Featuring the Assblaster incarnation of the Graboid monsters in a new setting and copying shamelessly from other popular films, we had the plot figured out in about the first 20 minutes. But we watched till the end anyways to pat ourselves on the back for being able to figure it out so swiftly. Nicki prefers the native South African word for Assblasters; Impandulu. Enjoy!

Nicki apologizes. This is our fifth and final Falling for Geena Davis installment, but it's the second film to skip. The first, as you may recall, was A League of Their Own and that was due to a scratched library DVD. Tonight however, the DVD skips because Nicki accidentally nudges the remote with her foot. She's sorry. Devon insinuates that Nicki's entire personality is influenced by Winona Ryder's character, and who knows? Nicki's life has been One. Dark. Room. We compare Beetlejuice to Nightmare Before Christmas, specifically the character of Beetlejuice to Oogie Boogie in NBC. There's plenty to enjoy in tonight's episode of Beetlejui---

Despite Nicki explicitly saying we weren't going to watch this film... Here we are! Honestly though it's pretty great that we did because we got to see Geena at her most bad ass. Plus some how, some way, this is the first movie that we've watched featuring the one and only Samuel L. Jackson. So hunker down like you're an X-Man and watch this Foxy Bitch kick some serious Ass!

First an apology in 24 episodes of us being three friends watching movies we have never had a problem with the film skipping. This episode we break that streak. Still 25 episodes right that’s not nothing! Anyway we’re still Falling for Geena Davis and Baseball is winding down so this felt appropriate for our third installment. Devon goes ahead and proves that there IS crying in Baseball movies which means that there is probably also crying in baseball so take that Tom Hanks Oh and both women who played the president on Television are in it so that blows some minds!

We continue falling for Geena Davis by watching the single greatest musical about Aliens and getting laid ever made. Thrill as real life couple Geena Davis and Jeff Goldblum bring their sexual tension to the silver screen. Watch as Jim Carrey is covered in red fur which I can only assume is the reason he thought it would be a good idea to play the Grinch what stole Christmas. Revel as Julie Brown (the non-downtown variant) exclaims "Oh my god you're like totally black!" and then revel again when Damon Wayans repeats it! Finally you to can understand the benefits of being a blonde, if you take the time watch along with us as we learn why Earth Girls Are Easy!

Nicki has chosen our next series and has us "Falling For Geena Davis." It was decided we should start with one that Nicki, and probably the rest of the world, has best seen, 1992's Ne'er-Do-Well comedic drama "Hero." While Dustin Hoffman may be the main character Geena is front and center in the role of Gale Gayley, the hotshot reporter, looking to discover the identity of the titular hero who begrudgingly saved not only the day, but Gale's own life as well! You'll also get to see Andy Garcia fresh off his role of Gray Baker in "Dead Again" but it's probably still not far enough removed from the role of Vincent Mancini in the third part of The Godfather for you to have gotten that taste out of your mouth. It also features an uncredited Chevy Chase (which is probably my favorite brand of Chevy Chase is we're being honest). Finally it confronts a lot of the issues we have in the media today a full 23 years ahead of their time.

Do you like horror tropes? How about witty commentary? You're in luck! Even Nicki, who isn't the biggest fan of horror films, found this film thoroughly enjoyable. And not *just* because she loves Alan Tudyk. But it certainly didn't hurt. Also, gore. Lots of gore.

This movie is just not good at all. The plot is super confusing, the setting is difficult to ascertain, and there are literally ninjas dressed in stereotypical ninja garb that come from nowhere. The ninjas in this film make the Snyder's clan in "3 Ninjas" look like a top tier regime. Shredder would suddenly be proud of his foot clan if he had to deal with the ninjas from American Ninja 2 for just 23 seconds. Luckily the film is saved by Side Curtis Kick Jackson. The blackest, baddest, son of a bitch that ever stood beside his brother in the art of Mortal Kombat. All in all this is perfect fodder for the not only 3 Friends and a Movie, but the "Just the Sequels" series as well!

This movie has the titular heroes feeling like an afterthought as this film clearly only exists because Hulk Hogan lost a bet to Loni Anderson, with Ernest a.k.a. Jim Varney tasked as witness. Seriously, the only return character from the first three films is Grandpa, and you know that's just because he became accustomed to a certain standard of living after the monetary windfall that was the first three "3 Ninjas" films #Addiction #BeanieBabiesWereStillAThing You guys, Mike doesn't even like this movie and he likes everything, if the cereal commercials are to be believed. He even said that we should say we're sorry to our listeners... so very VERY sorry!

The deeper we go into this franchise, the more I become convinced that these movies were systematically designed to stick in Nicki's craw... Let me give you a for instance, about seven minutes into the film three grown men harass and physically abuse an eleven year old girl in a crowded pizza parlor and literally not a single adult does a damn thing about it... but it does have a joke that has stuck with Devon for his entire like so I think that balances the scales?

Part two of the four part examination has Devon in a bit of a tizzy, since he can't believe he not only saw this film in theaters, but even after how bad it was he still happily rented the third one. That's right it's time for Devon to become disillusioned with the series, luckily guest Jeremiah is able to help keep the ship on course.

Your stock is huge following the sequel to a film that made you an action hero. Who cares about all the problems with the film about the burning mirrors, you're America's favorite put upon everyman! You want to make your opusabout a cat burglar who gets caught up in a conspiracy that reaches back through history all the way to the Renaissance? Sure! You also think that video games might be something worth looking into and want a tie-in on the NES?Of course! Sit back and join the Friends on a Coach as they watch the outcome of this trifecta brought to you by Tristar pictures... And remember if you get bored that it's only twelve and a half listens to "Freebird" long!

Jack Weston reprises his role from "Dirty Dancing" as the villain in "Short Circuit 2." Fisher Stevens reprises a brown-face role, because we didn't have any Indian actors in the US a the time(?) Rejoin the action with the newly named Johnny 5 in a large city of indiscriminate origin! This time, it's for profit! "Los Locos kick your balls into OUTER SPACE! So hold onto your butts as we wade into the fourth installment of "Just The Sequels"

It's exactly like the first "Mad Max" (right down to the stilted sidekick being named Goose) only with Bicycle Motor Cross instead of cars and a young Nicole Kidman instead of a young Mel Gibson... Oh it's also Wario's film debut!

Continuing in the grand tradition of "Just the Sequels" Our third excursion has us hunker down and watch Wayne's World 2 so you don't have to... but seriously you guys... you don't have to.

Who is your favoriteCare Bear? Mine is Brain Baby, his stomach logo was kind of freaky, but he was so erudite that I was able to overlook it. He was sort of like the Frasier of Care Bear, but Frasier from "Cheers," not Frasier from "Frasier" that guy was sort of a prick. Numero Dos in "Just The Sequels"

With guest: Dayle Decker The first episode in our series known as "Just The Sequels" brings up the still unanswered question: Why is it that the sequel always seems to be set in New York?

Did you know that Devon Decker used to play hockey?! If not then you will after listening to this... our first episode where we watch and make fun of or just plain talk over a movie!!!! You'll also probably get sick of Devon commenting that he and Aaron Schwartz have the same birthday. Still that's kind of part of the fun Quack... Quack... Quack, Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack... Goooooo Ducks!

We watch the seminal trapped in a tunnel film featuring everyone's favorite Italian Stallion (bum, Bum, BUM!) Viggo Mortensen As an added bonus the first hour or so is a crossover with our sister podcast 2 Friends on a Couch, so you can finally see what all the fuss is about... you know if somehow you've only listened to us make fun of movies

We're joined by guest Jeremiah as we watch a proto version of "Love Actually" Come to think of it I don't know why Nicki was complaining about never getting to pick the movie. Because I sure as shit didn't pick "Playing By Heart" and neither did Mike... It's got Ryan Phillippe in it though so it's got that going for it... which is nice

In preparation for Fury Road we sat down and watched the only Mad Max film Nicki and Devon had never seen. The results will surprise you... (Hint: One of the friends doesn't like this film at all.) Luckily the night was saved by judicious rooting for Mad Max's Helicopter flying sidekick Chopter Copter!

In this, our final installment of April Showers Bring Swayze Hours, we go right for the figurative jugular with-- Dirty Dancing. Nicki has the time of her life, and she owes it all to Scoo. (That's somebody's nickname for Mike.) Anyways, have a listen and enjoy! Oh, yeah, and Devon has an afterthought.

In this episode featuring guest Dayle Decker, we find ourselves watching a lot more than talking, but that's fine because its still a Patrick Swayze film and its just so delightful. Seriously, this is one of those films you should just watch, pithy remarks be damned!

with guest Jeremiah Continuing the series of "April Showers bring Swayze Hours" we go on a 100% Pure Adrenaline thrill ride with Johnny Utah and the great Bodhi riding the wave, jumping out of airplanes, and robbing banks! This is the kind of episode where we give you two but you're gonna wish you asked us to get three!

Beginning a brand new series it's April Showers bring Swayze Hours! Starting with Dalton at the Double Deuce, we visit Mr. Swayze in four of our favorite of his feature films. If you liked Bloodsport, you'll LOVE Road House! Also Sam Elliott steals several scenes and there's a fair bit of 80's-tastic T&A. Hellllooo Doc.

With this we begin our first series. As "3 Ninjas" is the first of a Four Part interlude wherein we watch all of the films in the series. All of the friends agree this is the least infuriating of the bunch! #4StrandsOfRope

With guest: Katy "KUMITE!" 'Nuff Said

Totally fetch, a real Baldwin of an episode... Plus Nicki sings some of the tv spinoff's theme song... INCONCEIVABLE!