Asteroid G Podcasts

We're talking The Fly, the 1986 body horror masterpiece, in this week's episode of (Not So) Live from Asteroid G. Created by David Cronenberg, this film not only improves on the 1950s original, but is just a damn fine piece of horror cinema. We discuss it, and a lot more.

We're talking Arby's Quarter Pound Brisket Sandwich in this week's episode of (Not So) Live from Asteroid G. Done as a collaboration between Arby's and AC Barbeque, the sandwich was utterly disappointing, but the sauce... well... come in to find out.

We're talking Sinners, Ryan Coogler's 2025 Southern Black vampire film, in this week's episode of (Not So) Live from Asteroid G. Sinners came out a couple of months ago to rave reviews, and there's good reason for it too: the movie is incredible. We discuss it in detail...

We're talking the 2025 Wolf Man films in this week's episode of (Not So) Live from Asteroid G. Universal desperately wants to kick start their Monsters line for a modern era. This film is absolutely not the way to do it...

We're talking the Rambo films in this week's episode of (Not So) Live from Asteroid G. Sylvester Stallone had a winner with the first first Rambo film, First Blood, but every film since has managed to lose more and more of what made the character interesting...

We're talking Highlander 1 & 2 in a special Mini-Episode of (Not So) Live from Asteroid G. These movies have a great concept but, between them, can't manage to tell a coherent narrative. And it only gets worse as the film series goes on.

We're talking the Amazon purchase of James Bond in this week's episode of (Not So) Live from Asteroid G. EON Productions got paid a lot of money and now Amazon controls the 007 franchise. What does this mean for new movies, shows, and much more? We discuss...

We're talking the 1998 film Rounders in a special Mini-Episode of (Not So) Live from Asteroid G. This fantastic movie came out nearly 30 years ago, and since both of us on the 'cast are fans, we wanted to talk about it for a bit. It's a great movie. Go watch it.

We're talking The Monkey in this week's episode of (Not So) Live from Asteroid G. The new adaptation of a Stephen King work takes a number of big swerves from the source material, and from expectations, and we take a look at if it actually works (or not).

We're talking the two Nintendo Direct presentations to showcase the Nintendo Switch in this week's episode of (Not So) Live from Asteroid G. Nintendo showed off a lot of features, and a lot of games, but the biggest thing about the console may be its downfall: it's price. We discuss it all.

We're talking casting for Avengers: Doomsday in this week's episode of (Not So) Live from Asteroid G. Marvel released their cast list in the weirdest way possible, via a long video of empty chairs. But with list in hand we look at who is confirmed for the film, who isn't, and try to decide if we even care.

We're talking Heart Eyes in this week's episode of (Not So) Live from Asteroid G. This Slasher / Rom-Com mashup came out in time for Valentine's Day but failed to impress audiences or critics. We take a look at why...

We're talking the Nintendo 64 in this week's episode of (Not So) Live from Asteroid G. With a list supplied ("borrowed") from IGN, we take a look at a top 10 ranking of the best N64 games and see if we agree with the decisions made.

We're talking Mission: Impossible: The Final Reckoning in this week's episode of (Not So) Live from Asteroid G. The trailer for the film came out, but with M:I's prospects looking bleak, we look back on this franchise and try to figure out if it even has a future at all.

We're talking Captain America: Brave New World in this week's episode of (Not So) Live from Asteroid G. The new Cap movie came out, and what some hoped would be a big reset for the MCU ended up kind of a flop. So what happened, and why did it fail so hard? We discuss.

We're talking Alien Romulus in this week's episode of (Not So) Live from Asteroid G. The interquel / reboot / side-story for the franchise came and went, doing decent numbers but getting lambasted by critics. We take a look back at it to see if it really was that bad. Spoilers: it was.

We're talking the Sega Genesis in this week's episode of (Not So) Live from Asteroid G. With a list of the best games in hand, two Nintendo fanboys do their best to gush about the best games of the 16-bit Sega era. Also, bonus content: Sega Master System.

We're talking the Candyman in this week's episode of (Not So) Live from Asteroid G. Having finally watched the 2021 reboot/sequel, which is excellent, we discuss what the film does, how it relates to the original movie, and why the sequels are awful.

We're talking the happenings at the Super Bowl in a special Mini-Episode of (Not So) Live from Asteroid G. Super Bowl LIX came and went and we get to see how our Tecmo Super Bowl predictions stacked up. Plus thoughts on the game, the halftime show, and the watchability of Curling.

We're talking the finally confirmed Switch 2 in this week's episode of (Not So) Live from Asteroid G. Nintendo's worst kept secret was revealed in a Nintendo Direct and we have thoughts about this system, it's games, and what Nintendo should do next.

We're talking the trashy Borderlands film in this week's episode of (Not So) Live from Asteroid G. The movie, locked in development hell for nine years, the film eventually came out to the disinterest of audiences. We examine why.

We're talking making a sequel to The Thing in this week's episode of (Not So) Live from Asteroid G. The Thing prequel was... fine, but we wonder if there's any way to actually make a sequel to the film that really works. Probably not, but let's find out!

We're talking football in this week's special presentation of (Not So) Live from Asteroid G. It's time for some Football as we use Tecmo Super Bowl on the NES to once again predict the upcoming football fiestas. We predict both conference championships, as well as the Super Bowl, and the games get pretty spicy.

We're talking Deadpool and Wolverine in this week's episode of (Not So) Live from Asteroid G. The MCU has one more crowd-pleasing nostalgia fest they've released, and we enjoyed the hell out of it. But just how many more times can the studio go to this well?

We're talking the 2024 U.S. Election in this week's episode of (Not So) Live from Asteroid G. Harris lost, Trump won, and those of us on the Blue Team are left figuring out just what the hell the rest of American was thinking. All we can feel is disappointment.

We're talking Beverly Hills Cop in this week's episode of (Not So) Live from Asteroid G. We're discussing the original trio of films, from the highs that helped define a genre, to the lows so bad they sank the series for thirty years.

We're talking Dancing for the Devil, and true crime shows, in this week's episode of (Not So) Live from Asteroid G. We sit down for a watch party of the documentary about a TikTok Dance Cult, which sounds like something fictional but really wasn't. So then we watch something fictional that feels far more real. Justice for Dylan!

We're talking the upcoming Deadpool & Wolverine in a special Mini-Episode of (Not So) Live from Asteroid G. The new movie is coming out and some are hailing it as the restart of the MCU. We shall see, but there's no denying the trailers for the new film are funny.

We're talking the Game Boy in this week's episode of (Not So) Live from Asteroid G. Nintendo's little hand held that could surpassed all expectations (including Nintendo's own) to become one of the longest lasting, and highest selling, consoles of all time.

We're talking the Joker in this week's episode of (Not So) Live from Asteroid G. He's the villain Gotham deserves, the one birthed from the very city itself, and he's had a number of on screen versions that we'll discuss.

We're talking Godzilla in this week's episode of (Not So) Live from Asteroid G. We look at the various eras of the big, green monster, from his early rubber suit days to the current run of CGI monsters, and discuss the best way to watch these films.

We're talking the best of the Super Nintendo in this week's episode of (Not So) Live from Asteroid G. We're looking at the top games for this 16-bit system in an era where Nintendo really felt like they could do no wrong.

We're talking the new Matrix sequel in this week's episode of (Not So) Live from Asteroid G. Warners announced they were making another Matrix film, spearheaded by Drew Goddard and without the involvement of the Wachowskis, and we just have to ask: why?

We're talking Aquaman and the Lost Kigdom in this week's episode of (Not So) Live from Asteroid G. The last film of the DCEU has come and gone and, man, was that a dissapointing end for a cinematic universe. We discuss, in great detail.

We're talking the best sci-fi films ever in this week's episode of (Not So) Live from Asteroid G. We found a list online of the Top 10 Best Sci-Fi films and, well, we have some serious thoughts about the films on this list and just what the people making it were thinking...

We're talking Wednesday in this week's episode of (Not So) Live from Asteroid G. We take a look again at the first season of the show to see if it holds up and, when it inevitably doesn't, why?

We're talking Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes in a special Mini-Episode of (Not So) Live from Asteroid G. With the fourth moving coming out soon, we discuss the third and final trailer and our hopes for the franchise.

We're talking with friends in this week's episode of (Not So) Live from Asteroid G. We have Oslodo and JShydell, the co-hosts of "The OJ Power Hour" on the FFR channel on Twitch to talk chat shows, music, food, and, yes, O.J. Simpson.

We're talking the best NES games (again) in this week's episode of (Not So) Live from Asteroid G. From Mario to Mega Man, Tetris to Castlevania, we take a look at a top ten list to see if we agree with the decisions made... and why not.

We're talking Scream (again) in this week's episode of (Not So) Live from Asteroid G. With the news that Neve Campbell has signed on for the seventh film in the Scream series, after the firing og Melissa Barrera, we discuss the possibilities for the franchise going forward and just where these stories could go from here.

We're talking Taco Bell in a special Mini-Episode of (Not So) Live from Asteroid G. It's bonus content time and we were feeling hungry, so it's a bit of a Tex Mex fiesta in this short discussion of food.

We're talking Suqare Enix in this week's episode of (Not So) Live from Asteroid G. With a producer in the company asking what the fans wanted in a Chrono Trigger remake, we have to ask: "shouldn't you know? Isn't that why we give you our money?"

We're talking the Alien franchise in this week's episode of (Not So) Live from Asteroid G. With Ghoul Mike in the booth, we revisit a sci-fi classic, it's fantastic sequel, and all the crap that's come out in the series since.

We're talking Die Hard and Home Alone in this week's episode of (Not So) Live from Asteroid G. We've talked about Die Hard before, because they're great movies and fun to watch. But now we raise the really important question: is Home Alone a Die Hard movie?

We're talking streaming services in this week's episode of (Not So) Live from Asteroid G. Netflix is king and everyone else is just trying to keep afloat, so we'll look at the state if streaming in 2024 and lament the situation we're all in.

We're talking politics in this week's episode of (Not So) Live from Asteroid G. We start with the return of Jon Stweart to the Daily Show, and then cover the propaganda mouth piece that is Tucker Carlson, all before tackling the fight for 2024, Biden v. Trump. Again.

We're talking Disney villain songs in this week's episode of (Not So) Live from Asteroid G. There are a number of villains that have had great songs, or good songs about them, but, let's be honest: the best Disney villain song is "Be Prepared".

We're talking football in this week's special presentation of (Not So) Live from Asteroid G. It's time for some Football as we use Tecmo Super Bowl on the NES to predict the upcoming football fiestas. We predict both conference championships, as well as the Super Bowl and, well, the results actually kind of align with reality...

We're talking Star Trek in this week's episode of (Not So) Live from Asteroid G, with special guest commentator LordFizzlebeef. We cover the frachise, from the campy early days to the highs of the TNG era, up through the lows of Enterprise, Discovery, and Picard. We find the best movie, the best show, and why Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker is awful. There's a lot to unpack, so let's dig in...

We're talking The Dark Tower in this week's episode of (Not So) Live from Asteroid G. Hollywood has been trying to adapt Stephen King's biggest opus, the seven (technically eight, and a short story) series of novels that spans his entire collected universe. The end result in 2017 did not go well...

After a longer than expected break, (Not So) Live from Asteroid G returns and we're talking the best horror movies ever in this week's episode. We try to narrow down to the best ten films in the genre, and, naturally, end up with twenty-seven total. That's close enough, right? Vampires, lab-creates monsters, slashers, and aliens from outer space populate or list. Who's on yours?