Boners of The Heart Podcast

Snedheads and Matafans rejoice - Rose and Alice have taken the stage for this one-off episode, recorded in front of the live studio audience. Luckily, in the last two years since the last episode not a whole lot has happened so it's only the important issues in this one. Liam Hemsworth's too long hair, Ellen Degeneres I-Told-You-So and The Top Celeb Couples of 2022. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Alice and Rose discuss the anatomy of a dinner fight about mental development for about 10 minutes followed by Rose having a moment of either self-reflection or self-doubt which Tim has decided to leave in. Then, it's essentially couples' therapy with an acknowledgment that despite all the fighting and bickering - this is the very closest to a relationship Rose has ever experienced with another person. Meanwhile Alice's co-dependent relationships abound and some light ruminations on fears about marriage. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Alice and Rose get the microphones out after watching the 2016 romantic comedy 'How To Be Single'. They talk about love, life, relationships and the subliminal reinforcement of white supremacy through a lack of onscreen representation. Aussie Annie makes an unwelcome return. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Alice bought a microwave and it may have led to a fuse blowing in the Airbnb. The discussion quickly devolves into a full examination of Rose and Alice's particular brands of anxiety. Not many laughs in this one but sometimes you have to get heavy, y'know. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Alice and Rose are back in the UK, back in a quarantine and absolutely back on form. The two plan their imaginary weddings and get into a lengthy and somewhat boring argument about open marriages. Both Alice and Rose recorded this episode lying down and Alice is currently on her period. Email bonersoftheheart@gmail.com See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

A episode of Boners start with donuts, continues with Alice's vape struggle, rounds the barriers to both gals potential political careers and ends with a realisation that having to stand by your own opinions is too hard. Why does anyone do it? Also - Chris Martin is hot and no correspondence will be entered into on this matter. Thank you. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Alice and Rose are back in lockdown together and that can mean only one thing - more Boners of The Heart! Alice is claiming vehemently that this show passes the Béchamel Sauce Test. Rose is under pressure to figure out whether she's getting too famous to lust after celebrities, and worse still, if it's still a valid podcast premise in 2020. Greg The Egg gets a good, strong look in and Russell Crowe is very much off the list. May not have ever actually been on it! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Alice defends Kelly Clarkson despite Rose not bringing her up or having any opinion about her. Alice attacks Rose for her choice to be a strong, independent woman who doesn't reply to texts. Have you noticed that Rose writes these descriptions? I wonder if she'll ever know (she won't). See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

On today's episode! We discuss: regretful covid purchases, depression, optimism and sleep. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The gorgeous girlies speak on their frequency of showers, memories of sex and Rose continues to campaign for the podcast to end for good. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Alice and Rose have finished their travel isolation and have been legally separated. Will their natural chemistry still translate over Zoom? No. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

A little trailer letting people know what's up now for The Boners of The Heart from here on. TL;DL Rose and Alice are parting ways but will still be recording episodes. Thanks to the Sneddens and bonersoftheheart@gmail.com is still the email aadress for all your late night drunk messages! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Alice and Rose talk at length about what they find attractive in a person. Alice paints a picture of an egg while Rose lies on the couch in the sun. They round it out with an unhinged act out of Dolly Parton meeting Holly Hunter in the bathrooms of the 2002 Hurricane Katrina fundraiser. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

An extra long episode recorded from Alice's bed. Alice and Rose talk Ellen, argue about Alice's lack of hobbies but mostly talk about the downsides of capitalism. It's a long one so we honestly won't be offended if you don't listen to the whole thing. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Alice and Rose tease their live debate on Friday re: How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days and reassure you that their friendship is intact. At one point Alice has to go down to turn the garden tap off for her dad, and they critique Florence Pugh's instagram salad. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Alice and Rose have an incredibly heated discussion over who is more in the wrong in the 2003 film 'How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days'.P.S. They remain friends for now. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Alice and Rose have a heated debate over manners. That's the whole episode. Expect nothing more. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Rose j'accuses Alice of looking at her underarm hair for too long. They tackle large philosophical problems with very little knowledge on the subject. Rose barely talks Alice out of getting fillers. Alice's dad fills the compost bin quite noisily. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Alice and Rose bicker over who has done the ‘bulk of the cooking’ in the flat. They talk ideal celeb isolation buddies, as well a new foray into a segment they will invariably forget to keep doing, “How is Elio masturbating today in isolation?” See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

After a weekend off podcasting, ALice and Rose are back and so is Rose's period - at the stoke of midnight. Like a church bell. Your hosts rate the cast of Succession, tell a dog to be quiet a lot and have approximately 3 - 5 mini fights in this episode. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Alice's worst day in lockdown yet and she's resorted to shopping for sex toys. Meanwhile, Rose is going OK. Hates running. Bit bored. Stalking ex-boyfriend's ex-girlfriends. You know what? Maybe not OK. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Rose "Actually Very Affectionate" Matafeo gets into her love language and let's us know she is NOT pregnant (unless there's some kind of period miracle going on here). An actual call and an actual dog on this episode. We find out Alice's kink and a return of How Would Ross F***. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Rose is getting her period soon and has f***ed her back. Alice has too much on, despite being in isolation. The productivity trap has entrapped us all and your hosts have had a big fight. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Alice has left her boxing gloves in the rain and Rose is not feeling great and that's fine! The phones are running hot. But do not rely on these gals. Some #CovidCrush's, some emails and no responsibilities. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Your pals are on day two of quarantine and Rose would bone Billy Bob Thornton. Alice loves Angelina Jolie AND Jennifer Aniston – she is a true bicon. A decision is made to record in the morning away from whiskey and what's Harry Styles up to? See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Rose and Alice are back, together, in lock down because of certain global events. Trapped together for the next two weeks (at least), the pair rip into celebrities responses to what's happening and predict an end to celebrity at large. Rose is focused on when she's next going to get to have sex and Alice has dramatically ended her relationship with See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Alice and Rose are turning the podcast into an advice show so please tweet your questions to @BonerOfTheHeart or email them to bonersoftheheart @ gmail.com. This decision was recorded live from an airport in Athens, Greece where Alice is waking Rose up with questions about killing chickens. In this impromptu episode; What's wrong with Henry Cavill? Why are there so many Burger King crowns around? And Does EVERY relationship have an expiry date? See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Rose is having a bit of trouble in Edinburgh, Scotland - too much weed. Alice, a former weed great, has taken charge and ordered an ambulance. On a less dramatic note; Music videos are back in style, some potential libellous content about Robbie Williams is in this ep and Rose and Alice pose the question Why aren’t the NZ Edinburgh crew all fucking? See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

See details for the upcoming live shows here.Your gals are BACK! Alice rules at Devil Sticks, Rose is off masterbation but and teenaged Simba is hot! Several minutes of this rare Boners episode (recorded in front of a live London audience) is dedicated to the pronunciation of meghan markle, Louis Theroux, Matthew McConaughey and more. Plus, the phone lines are open... See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Hollywood Power Couples are under the microscope in this episode and there’s a lot of hits (and a few misses). Rose and Alice interrogate whether slashing men’s tyres is acceptable for anyone who isn’t Pink and discuss their desire to spend a lot of time at the Clooneys’ beach house in Cabo but zero time with the Clooneys. Rose looks into marriage and Alice doe a deep dive on Brené Brown’s research into happiness. Plus – Will and Jada; Are they open?!Boners of the Heart Live Soho Theatre - 15 July, LondonAlice at Soho Theatre - 22 & 23 July, LondonRose at Leicester Square - 25 & 26 July, London See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Alice is ready to cry and wants to know how Rose processes emotion (and where she's at in her cycle). Rose hates confrontation and maybe Alice should try that. Why is there so much fragility and raw emotion? Because these two podcasters have had a bit of a party night. Alice recalls a memory of herself on eccies(sp?) that makes her physically sick and a birthday cake on the d floor incident which legitimately makes the pair question what life is all about.LIVE SHOWS:Boners Of The Heart at Soho, London, 15 Jul Alice Snedden, Soho, London, 23 JulyRose Matafeo, Horndog, London, 25/26 July See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Alice and Rose are live in front of a live audience in Melbourne. Alice's parents come to Melbourne and it turns out she may have an Oedipal complex. And also be in love with Rose? Turns out smokers are cool, bicycles may not have been around in the 1920s and Ask.FM is a great way to generate questions for your live podcast episodes. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Make sure you’ve done your kegels for this ep (and for the love of God, don’t listen if you’ve ever been in a relationship with Alice or Rose, or might one day potentially pursue them). There’s a lot of questions and a few regrets, mainly this whole episode and possibly the live shows. Is rejection kinda funny? Are we supposed to be monogamous? What do you get from f***ing and do you actually believe in love? Let’s try answer at least 50% of those. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which Rose Matafeo and Alice Snedden discuss the attractiveness of humour in a partner and try to assess whether Alive has been pouring her heart out too much. And whether Alice has been a good friend to anyone in the last four months. Also a frank discussion on the bonability of Peter Davidson, a special appearance from producer Tim weighing in on the the fragility of comedians and a phone call from Kate Beckinsale. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Performed live at London's Soho Theatre, Rose and Alice end the Woke War in an armistice and visit Madame Tussauds to reconcile. Alice is trying to figure out if every Instagram DM means they want to sleep with you and how to go down on women. Rose ponders Kevin McLeod’s bone-ability in the face of his arrogance and dream-crushing tendencies. A brave audience member offers James Corden to assessment and the Joseph Pilates maybe got dirt kicked in his face as a kid or something? See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

They actually did it. The gals have taken a romantic trip to France and are treating us to some ASMR courtesy of macaroons. Rose reveals she has an emotional, psychic gift and Alice has decided she’s moving to Paris. A pretty intense woke-off between is contained within the walls of this episode and a whole lot of intense acid reflux. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Alice remembers a time in her childhood when she thought her life would be sorted by now and guess what everyone, it kind of isn’t. This is basically half an hour of philosophical musings on life, death and linear time with a brief stop in from the concept of privilege. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

It’s 2019 and Rose and Alice are debating current web design and UI on porn sites. Snedden’s handing out some scorn and a hung over Matafeo just gave herself a blood nose. We got New Years goals, being loud (and stealing) in stores and lusting over Nathan Fillion, circa Two Guys and A Girl. Plus a call direct from Australia!Alice's Soho show: 18/19 FebRose's LA show: 13 Feb See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Turns out this podcast series has consequences after Alice's boss discovers misadventures from the last episode. Alice is trying to suppress her laugh but suppressing nothing during some newly-found frank dialogues with her mum about sex. Rose tried to plot herself on a social matrix of Shy, Confident, Extrovert, Introvert and redefines what it means to be an SJW. Then it’s time for the big questions, like Does Being An Alpha or Beta Depend On Your Hemisphere? Can You Change Your Nature After 30? What’s Your Star Sign? See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

This episode is sponsored by GoNative.co.nzAward winning comedians Rose Matafeo and Alice Snedden discuss hosts discuss nipples, visible areolas, crying at the ocean and being yelled at as an adult – And that’s just the first 10 minutes! The gals go deep on whether unrequited love exists and Rose has a legitimate break through on the show unpacking why she's emotionally repressed. A brief reference to whether Tim Allan is attractive ticks the box for fulfilling the premise of this podcast series and Rose wonders aloud whether if she even knows how to be a good friend.Buy tickets to Alice’s show at London’s SoHo TheatreBuy tickets to a live Boner’s show at Soho TheatreTweet/follow BonersThere is no ticket link for Rose's shows, by Alice’s request. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

This episode is sponsored by GoNative.co.nzAlice grabs some beers and cigs to settle in and remember a time when she had zero creativity. Rose teases out what her attraction to Daniel Day-Lewis in Phantom Thread means. The pair then try to suss out the difference between pursuing bad men and pursuing bad relationships and vie to the title of Boners of The Heart’s True Introvert. Get in quick: The phones are running off the hook.Tickets to the Boners Soho show & Tickets to Alice's Soho show See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

This episode is sponsored by GoNative.co.nzTweet/follow BonersAlice is on a 6-week cycle and it's driving her nuts. She’s even considering taking up acting. But first, she’s going to have to pull off a convincing British accent for Rose. Then, the gals compare notes on who they’d be DTF from Rolling Stone Magazine's top musicians list and the phone is ringing off the hook! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

This episode is sponsored by GoNative.co.nzTweet/follow Boners hereAlice's brain has turned to a 30 year old mush and she can no longer access pop culture. She can however discuss the changing nature of vaginas over the age and having sex in front of a mirror with her good friend, Rose. Josh Lucas and Patrick Dempsey from Sweet Home Alabama and Nic Cage in Moonstruck are under the hot, hot spotlight of objectification. Plus a special call from a famous aunt! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

This episode is sponsored by GoNative.co.nzThe cracks appear early in this episode. Forged in the different viewpoints of 2018's A Simple Favor. Henry Cavil serves as a further bone(r) of contention between Rose and Alice and what appears to be the final nail in the coffin of this friendship is Snedden's absolute podcast diss by teaming up with The Male Gayz for a several episode mini-series covering the A Star Is Born films. This may be it for the podcast. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.