Creepy Kids Radio

On this episode of Creepy Kids Radio, I continue my reality TV deep dive with Mikayla. Hot tea ONLY. My girlfriend is cooler than yours! TRACKLIST: 1. Gulch - Eco Terror 2. Marvin Sease - Condom On Your Tongue 3. Rogue Wave - Lake Michigan 4. The Strokes - Gratisfaction 5. Wes Montgomery - Full House 6. Pharcyde - Runnin' 7. Unknown DJ Set by Noirre - Various Artists 8. Germ - BOUT IT

On this episode of Creepy Kids Radio, Mikayla joins the podcast to spill tea on Bravo TV's latest drama, talk Olive Garden, girlbossing, long term relationships and much much more. Put your curlers in, sip a G&T and enjoy a clear victory for the girliessssssssss TRACKLIST: 1. Sam Evian - Dark Love 2. Miles Davis - Sivad 3. Travis Scott ft. The Weeknd - wonderful 4. Stuck - Serf The Web 5. Palehound - Cinnamon 6. Tom Sandoval and the Most Extras - Wish You Were Here (Incubus Cover) 7. WAR - Slippin' Into Darkness 8. Brutus - Hypnotized 9. Yung Nudy, Pierre Bourne - Mister 10. Ross From Friends - Champagne 11. Machine Girl - Ghost (FootMerc Remix) 12. Urge Overkill - Girl, You'll Be A Woman Soon

On this episode of Creepy Kids Radio, I make my (third) return to the podcast with one of many unhinged stories from my time spent as a sound guy. If you like hearing about grown men failing on the job, truck meat middle-man conspiracies and "dancing bear" porn, then this one's for you! We're back. I'll never die. TRACKLIST: 1. Toro Y Moi - Say That 2. Death Grips - Government Plates 3. Dena Deadly - Raise Your Glass ("Vanderpump Rules" Theme) 4. Barrage - 800MG 5. Hotline TNT - Stampede 6. The Growlers - Dull Boy 7. Tim Baker - Year of the Dog 8. Ceremony - Turn Away The Bad Thing 9. Blue Hawaii - Get Happier 10. The Rolling Stones - Moonlight Mile 11. Mednokusai - Amiga Breaks 12. A1 - Kwansy 13. Boz Scaggs - Jojo 14. 311 - Amber 15. Alice In Chains - Them Bones 16. Thouxanbanfauni - Flyin 17. Wacko - Ol' Dirty Leach 18. NxWorries, Anderson .Paak, Knxledge - Wngs

On this episode of Creepy Kids Radio, I celebrate the release of "Best Friend" by slamming 24oz Tacate's and reading some of my most unhinged movie reviews. Why? I think I tried to convince you all that it's a clever connection to me filming a (no budget) music video, but I really think that I just wanted to pop off online and needed an alibi. I also talk about seeing "The Northman" and explore what it means to be a "man". And then, yes... read more reviews. BUT: There is most definitely unreleased Noirre songs at the end of this episode if that's your type of thing! Cheeeeeers. CHAPTERS: 1:06 - ....Shit Was A Movie, Bro. 2:37 - "Airplane" Review 3:40 - "Swingers" Review 4:39 - "Initial D" Review 6:00 - Letterbox Draft Kings 7:03 - "T2: Judgement Day" Review 10:15 - "Jason X" Review 15:03 - COLD OPEN / SHOUTOUTS 21:21 - Release Day Tecate's 24:19 - The Northman Ritualistically Fucked Me 26:30 - Who's Finding God At Coachella? 28:31 - What It Means To Be A Man 31:04 - Azealia Banks Type Magick 36:53 - Puberty... OR DIE! 41:23 - *worst episode moment easter-egg 44:06 - "Leprechaun" Review 46:48 - "Employee Of The Month" Review 48:13 - "Poseidon" Review 50:52 - "The Ringer" Review 52:49 - Suckin' Ass Aint Easy 55:34 - UNRELEASED NOIRRE TRACKS TRACKLIST: 1. Putrid Stu - Finna Get You High 2. Airplane Main Theme - Elmer Bernstein 3. Dean Martin - You're Nobody "Till Somebody Loves You 4. Chan Kwong-Wing - Initial D Opening 5. Brad Fiedel - T2: Judgement Day Theme 6. Harry Manfredini - Jason X Theme Song 7. Weast - Cocola 8. The Hellp - Vertigo (Noirre's Up It's Gutz Remix) 9. Stussko - Space Funk 10. Robin Carolan - The Northman Theme 11. Crystal Castles - Vanished (SLOWED DOWN) 12. Travis Scott - sweet sweet 13. Phish - Stash 14. Death Grips - Thru The Walls 15. Fleetwood Mac - Gypsy 16. Azealia Banks - Count Contessa 17. Byron Metcalf - Heart Warriors 18. Fortunate Youth - Jah Music (Feat. Matt Liufau) 19. The Growlers - Dull Boy 20. Kevin Kiner - Leprechaun Theme 21. Teddybears - Cobrastyle (Feat. Mad Cobra) 22. Klaus Badelt - Poseidon OST 23. Jamiroquai - You Give Me Something 24. Karaoke Stars MP3 - Celebration (Instrumental) 25. Dave Mathews Band - Ants Marching (Live 1995) 26. Noirre - Best Friend 27. Noirre - Have You Ever Seen? (UNRELEASED) 28. Noirre - Cheap 'N Easy (UNRELEASED)

On this episode of Creepy Kids Radio, I continue the thread of insanity from last weeks tirade about the "Will Smith Slap" and expand upon one more thoroughly unhinged conspiracy around the strange Oscars scandal. But, really I just quickly (and very fucking loosely) connect a weirdo theory to the slap incident as a way to offload my psychosis upon all of you and preach about multidimensional sludge. Maybe it'll be fun for you too! Who knows? We're living in a fucking infinite pool of reality my friends. You might just be living in a little slice of the universe where you un-ironically enjoy trash. Fingers crossed! CHAPTERS: @1:12 - "420 Cold Open" @12:51 - "How The Slap Cracked The Door" @13:48 - "What Is The Muti-Verse?" @14:36 - "You Are A Dimensional Traveler... Here's How!" @18:58 - "The Two Times That I Died" @33:39 - "Full Course Review" @35:59 - "Mandela FX" @ 37:53 - "CERN Higgs Boson Particle Collider" @49:11 - "Sip On That Wine, Boy" TRACKLIST: 1. Herbie Hancock - 4 AM 2. 1986 Omega Tribe - Older Girl 3. Sadistic Mika Band - Old Grey Whistle (Live On German Public Access TV, 1975) 4. Marjorie -W.C Sinclair - LuvPOemz4aNarcissist 5. Witch Egg - City Maggot 6. Frank Ocean - Sideways 7. Brainticket - To another Universe 8. Future - Draco 9. Daniel Lopatin - Mohegan Suite 10. Frank Gartner - Propulsion 11. Gandahar - Light Years 12. John Williams - Close Encounters of the Third Kind (Main Theme) 13. Mark Streitenfeld - David In The Orrery 14. Miles Davis - Bitches Brew 15. Guided By Voices - Hot Freaks

On this episode of Creepy Kids Radio, I dive deep into conspiracies surrounding “The Will Smith Slap” and end up uncovering ties to a little known investment, a possible elite-class shaming ritual taking place right before our eyes and even go as far as linking the incident to a possible multidimensional theory. This is the first of a two part episode, so check back next week for the rest of this truly psychotic junk-info dig! CHAPTERS: @8:55 - "Will Smith, Ayahuasca and a Broken Heart" @22:50 - "Jada's Nu-Metal Band live on Letterman / The Fresh Prince of Bel Air live at the 1990 Grammy Awards" @34:00 - "Trump Castle Casino" @38:14 - "A Haram in Trinidad: A Sexual Exploration" @43:42 - "Taking One For The Team... Well, For The Investors" @54:55 - "Closing Statements" TO BE CONTINUED... TRACKLIST: 1. Action Bronson - SubZero 2. The Sweet Enoughs - Cerberus 3. Death Grips - Feels Like A Wheel 4. Harald Grosskopf - So weit, so gut 5. Anadol - Gel Elimi Tut 6. 2Pac - Lost Soulz 7. Death In Vegas - Come On Over To Our side softly softly 8. Angel Rada - Panico A Las 5am 9. Alice In Chains - Angry Chair 10. Wicked Wisdom - Something Inside Of Me 11. The Fresh Prince of Bel Air & DJ Jazzy Jeff - I Think I Could Beat Mike Tyson 12. The Sydney Dale Orchestra - Soul Power 13. Frank Gartner - Nuclear Wash 14. Frank Gartner - Stella Control no. 1 15. CIVEROUS - LIVE PROMO MMXXI 16. The Jazz Architects - Tertius 17. Daft Punk & Paul Williams - Touch 18. Beach Fossils - Face It 19. Loods - Image Nation 20. Wacko - Nazi Dumb Shit Death Fuck Rodeo

On this episode of Creepy Kids Radio, we introduce the podcast's first ever Halloween special: TREEHOUSE OF HORRORS! It's a parody of a parody inside of multiple other dumber parodies as I sample and spoof well known movies, TV shows and online content to tell you spoOoOoOky, SCARY, semi-true fables. This is some truly low-brow shit for you all to just come home from your (surely disappointing) holiday parties and listen to while you spin out in your beds, cold sweating through what is most certainly alcohol poisoning. But, stay calm. Just keep those fucking Air Pods in your ears and eat your Jack in the Box tacos. These stories will take you far far away... and maybe never bring you back. Saw: @3:34 - 25:04 It Follows: @25:05 - 54:46 American Psycho: @54:47 - 1:00:26 Tracklist: 1. Huey Lewis And The News - Hip To Be Square 2. Danny Elfman - The Simpsons Theme (Treehouse Of Horror Version) 3. Tom Tom Club - Who Feelin' It 4. Mike Oldfield - The Exorcist Theme 5. Goblin - La Villa Della Droga 6. Charlie Clouser - Hello Eric 7. Charlie Clouser - Hello Zepp (Overture) 8. Charlie Clouser - Fix Me 9. Seborrheic Keratosis - (HIS DEO IS GONE) 10. Disasterpeace - Jay 11. Disasterpeace - Detroit 12. Disasterpeace - Playpen 13. Disasterpeace - Heels 14. Disasterpeace - Title 15. Aamon Animations - "Ben Shapiro DESTORYS Cancer Patient" 16. 80HD - Violence, Waiting For You 17. John Cale - American Psycho Theme 18. John Cale - Monologue I 19. Death Grips - Cut Throat (Instrumental)

On this episode of Creepy Kids Radio, I craft a hearty Autumn Beef Stew with an Apple Cider based Rum Punch for this second edition of GUZZLE 'N GULP. The perfect type of meal to soak up dangerous levels of Jose Cuervo after drunkenly wiggling around at a Phish show, the night prior. This one's a slow burn and honestly more of a vibe than a riff home run derby like most weeks >;) hehehe so just sit back and catch it, dummy!!! Tracklist: 1. Bill Evans Trio - Live at Molde Jazz Festival 1980 2. Phish - Stash 3. Hoff Twins - TWINS EXOTIC 4. CIVEROUS - From The Crypt To The Cavern (LIVE PROMO MMXXI) 5. Pharoah Sanders - Harvest Time 6. Gil Scott Heron - We Almost Lost Detroit 7. Future - Draco 8. Route 8 - A Walk In The City 9. The Growlers - One Million Lovers

On this episode of Creepy Kids Radio, I prove that I am 100% the "Fedora Wearing Atheist Guy". But, crankier and more jaded. I also spend my day off from being an elderly person's caretaker (aka a keeper of the crypt) by attempting to be sober for more than an hour, failing, and then getting way too high and answering all of your online questions. Fun.. right? Idk. It was a weird week. This one's strange and sour and sometimes sweet! Tracklist: 1. Los Dos Grandes De La Sierra - Cruz De Mariguana 2. FLUIDS & PUTRID STU - Baby Daddys For Days 3. King Gizzard And The Lizard Wizard - Satan Speeds Up 4. Walker Hayes - Fancy Like 5. Thee Oh Sees - Crack In Your Eye 6. Lee Scratch Perry - Fisherman Dub 7. Mike Post - Law and Order Theme 8. Thundercat - Bus In These Streets 9. 21 Savage - Thug Life 10. FLUIDS - Injected 11. Downside - Nothing 12. Shigeru Suzuki - 砂の女 13. Tonto's Expanding Head Band - Bittersweet 14. Vince Guaraldi Trio - Linus and Lucy 15. Maruwa - 5AM Tool 16. Atomic Rooster - Vug 17. Hoodrich Pablo Juan - We Don't Luv Em (Chopped and Screwed) 18. Barrage - FEAR 19. Real Estate - Pool Simmers 20. Funkadelic - Good Thoughts, Bad Thoughts 21. *Unknown Artist - Ocean City 22. Mötley Crüe - Kickstart My Heart 23. Fortunate Youth ft Matt Liufau - Jah Music 24. Lil Loaded ft NLE Choppa (6lock 6aby Remix) 25. Drain - California Cursed 26. Christ Dillinger & Sam Hyde - FUCK ANTHONY (Anthony Fantano Diss 2021)

On this episode of Creepy Kids Radio, it's a classic " who done it" standoff. Who pooped at the Turnstile show? Was it an inside job? Have I actually just been the (now-famed) pooper this hole time? I mean... whole time. Find out on this exclusive poop conspiracy deep dive. Furthermore, I reminisce over the life changing event and admire the Hardcore scene while attempting to convince naysayers of the poop's undeniable force for good. I draw parallels between the Turnstile fecal fiasco and the (un-ironic, but ironic) fun had by all at a Grateful Dead show and the lessons that one might just absorb from the Deadhead community at large (but, probably doesn't because that "lesson" is, well, Stupid). But, the point is: Someone pooped. It's very funny. Hardcore fucking RULES. Tracklist: 1. Gulch - Impenetrable Cerebral Fortress (Live at RBS *audio recorded by 197 Media) 2. Mike Post - "Law & Order" Theme 3. BIB - The Face 4. John Carroll Kirby - Rainmaker 5. Turnstile - T.L.C (TURNSTILE LOVE CONNECTION) 6. Jerry Garcia Band - After Midnight (Live at Kean College, NJ: 2/28/80) 7. The Wiggles - Fruit Salad 8. Billy Strings - Thunder (Robert Hunter cover live at Red Rocks Amphitheater) 9. Mark Korven - Arrival 10. Klaus Badelt - He's A Pirate (Suite) 11. Khruangbin - August 10 12. Tatsuro Yamashita - Love Talkin' Honey, It's You 13. PUTRID STU & FLUIDS - Finger Fucker Named Tucker 14. Noirre - LOUDPACK 04 15. Steely Dan - Hey Nineteen 16. Mezigue - Tu Me Manques Mumu Change Pas Le Moteur (Kensous Mashup) 17. Drake - Girls Like Girls (10 Hour Loop Remix)

On this episode of Creepy Kids Radio, I introduce a brand new segment: "GUZZLE 'N GULP"! Each installment will be a (drunken and stoned, but, ultimately very utilitarian) guide to building a seasonal meal and pairing cocktail (or beer, wine / spirit). This is my chance to prove to you idiots that I do actually know about cool, smart-people things too. Bougie things. You know what the fuck I'm saying? I'm talking about things other than just weed strains and fuckin Death Grips factoids. Things other than just ass & titties. Fuckin TikTok kids and Jeff Bezos's space-dick joyride. Imagine that. Today, I'll be mixing up an ice cold, shaken Paloma and pairing that with a sweet and spicy Southwestern Chili. In addition, we'll be having Hot Red Andouille Sausage "Pigs in a Blanket"s as a stick to your cute little ass and ribs, less than humble side dish. This is a nice curveball to your normal summer grill-fare and is a perfect meal if you're lucky enough to catch a cool breezy evening or a Mid-July lightning storm. Just don't expect to fuck or eat pussy after downing this. I really do mean that. This is gunna fuck you up a little bit. But, thats never stopped you before, so, have at it. And to those of you who may be saying: "wtf haha what an asshole." Maybe you should be asking yourself if you can even count the amount of times that you acted too smart or cool to enjoy something simple and wonderful and unpasteurized by fucking Target Corporation or Coopted by Disney Plus or whatever and how many hours you've wasted away on preconceived notions instead of just living sensually and with fuckin childlike, playful instinct. And not in some Joe Rogan, "I'm right and you're wrong", Elk meat eating Republican idiot, doomsday "Prepper" pervert, kind of way. No, not like that at all. Fuck you. To you I am simply trying to say: Eat the chili. Drink the fucking delicious Paloma and shove a fucking dough wrapped hot dog down your stubborn too good for fun hole. >:) Paloma: Tequila (Blanco), Grapefruit soda, Orange Curacao, Limes (freshly squeezed) - Best served shaken with light ice in a "Highball" glass. Garnish with Grapefruit (sliced). Southwestern Chili: Ground Beef, Onion, Tomato, Garlic, Serrano Chili, Black Beans, Kidney Beans, Beef Broth, Tomato Sauce, Chili Powder (Seasoning Mix), CocaCola (optional) - The longer you let this one sit, the better. Keep it at a low temperature and get to smoking some weed, dumb dumb. Red Hot Andouille "Pigs in a Blanket": Louisiana Style Andouille Sausages, Cresset Roll (dough sheets), Sharp Cheddar Tracklist: 1. Fortunate Youth ft. Matt Liufau - Jah Music 2. Madvillain, MF DOOM, Madlib - Curls (Instrumental) 3. Dr. Dog - Engineer Says ("Midi Swamp" Version) 4. Junior Murvin - Police & Thieves 5. Together Pangea - Friend of Nothing (Acoustic) 6. Herbie Hancock - Lil' Brother 7. Prince - I Need A Man 8. Gary Smith - Black Orpheus 9. Action Bronson - Cliff Hanger 10. Bob James - Storm King 11. Medeski, Martin and Wood - The Dropper 12. Cheryl Lynn - Got To Be Real 13. 311 - Amber 14. SAINT PEPSI - dream supreme 15. Little Beaver - I Can Dig It Baby 16. Helvetia - Old, New Bicycle 17. Jonathan Richman & The Modern Lovers - California Desert Party 18. Barrage - Spirits 19. Trapland Pat - Big Business 20. Al Green - Let's Stay Together

On this episode of Creepy Kids Radio, I fall right into a retail hell rabbit hole. We're talking everything PacSun today as I reminisce over my first ever job being a grade A fuck boy. God damnit, I never had a chance. It was always gunna be "millennial pink" and "indie pop" for me... huh? Fuck. Tracklist: 1. Washed Out - Feel It All Around 2. Drake - Hotline Bling (Instrumental) 3. Malo - Sauvecito 4. Tom Jones - It's Not Unusual 5. Jamiroquai - You Give Me Something 6. Yacht - Psychic City (Classixx Remix) 7. $uicide Boy$ ft. JGRXXN, Black Smurf, RVMIRXZ - Greyscale 8. Arctic Monkeys - Hold On We're Going Home (Drake Cover) 9. Actic Monkeys - Do I Wanna Know? (Slowed Down Version) 10. Gulch - Accelerator 11. Empire of the Sun - Walking On A Dream (Slowed Down Version) 12. Noirre - LOUDPACK 05 13. tATu - All The Things She Said 14. Grant Turismo - Eshays In Laneway 15. Toby Keith - As Good As I Once Was 16. Karl-Lwe-St. Groove ft. Birol - Interstate 17. Grateful Dead - Estimated Prophet 18. Lil Nas X - MONTERO (CALL ME BY YOUR NAME) 19. Noirre - Prove To You 20. Sanguisugabogg - Menstrual Envy DISCLAIMER: Copyright Disclaimer under Section 107 of the copyright act 1976, allowance is made for fair use for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, scholarship, and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing.

On this episode of Creepy Kids Radio, I get horny. No, like... really fucking horny. Like, fuck. I'm fucking like in heat right now I'm so horny. Is it the "Real Housewives of Bel Air", The Casamigos Blanco Tequila that's in my system or is it really just you looking fine as all fucking HELL in that god damn little get-up all about to get literally eaten the fuck up and shit... *licks lips ... fucking delicious right about now. Bet you all thought that I'd be on my weirdo pandemic depression celibacy bullshit forever. Huh? Think again... Tracklist: 1. KFC Murder Chicks ft. Diet Tea Other Cola - I Don't Give A Fuck 2. Jimmy Buffet - Margaritaville 3. OutKast - SpottieOttieDopaliscious 4. Caramella Girls - Caramelldansen 5. DESINTEGRACIÓN VIOLENTA - DESINTEGRACIÓN VIOLENTA (Side A) 6. Boz Scaggs - Lowdown 7. Playboi Carti - Shake N' Bake 8. 80HD - 80HD 9. Liquid Crystal - You Got Me (The Renegades Mix) 10. Royal Crown Revue - Hey Pachuco 11. Various Artists - Slow Heavy Dub Vol. I 12. Tinariwen - Oualahila ar Tesninam 13. DOMi & JD Beck - Sniff (Live) 14. Red Hot Chili Peppers - Around the World (Karaoke Version) 15. DJ Sabrina The Teenage DJ - All The Beautiful Things U Do 16. Noirre - LOUDPACK 08 17. REMBLE - Gordon Ramsey Freesyle DISCLAIMER: Copyright Disclaimer under Section 107 of the copyright act 1976, allowance is made for fair use for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, scholarship, and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing.

On this episode of Creepy Kids Radio, I'm joined by The Usual Haunts for a classic puff puff scenario. We talk about nothing important in the slightest and have fun to the fullest. Will you? I also open up this episode by giving a brief oral history of the band. Listen in for such chapters as: - Grateful Dead Goo-Balls - "Spirit House" - XO Tour Life ...OH! and, fuck. Also: - my neighbor setting fire to a literal hoard pile (as seen on TLC's Hoarders) in the middle of the night. ... I wish that I was kidding. Hope you all had a good week! Have fun and awayyy weeee gooooo! Tracklist: 1. Grateful Dead - Scarlet Begonias / Fire on the Mountain (Live at Nassau Coliseum 1979) 2. Phish - Stash 3. Die Antword - Beat Boy 4. Osees - Weirdo Hairdo 5. Osees - Don't Blow Your Mind 6. Osees - Tear Ducks 7. The Usual Haunts - Tides of Times 8. Various Artists - Slow Heavy Dub Vol. I 9. Prison Affair - Masturbation DISCLAIMER: Copyright Disclaimer under Section 107 of the copyright act 1976, allowance is made for fair use for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, scholarship, and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing.

On this episode of Creepy Kids Radio, I'm joined by my sexy, bad ass and absolutely hilarious partner in crime / partner in life “Mikayla” to recount a night out drinking tequila with some college bros and babes in an attempt to understand the Full Send psychology. We also examine my unemployment, receding hairline and anxiety disorder (in a fun way). We even end up dodging gunshots at our new house while attempting to explain the recent move. This episode is best consumed after two or three margaritas, alongside somebody that you love dearly... Idk. Do what you will friends! :) Tracklist: 1. Army of One - Drain 2. Dull Boy - The Growlers 3. Umoja - Skinshape 4. Shakedown Street - Grateful Dead 5. I Know What I Want - Kali Uchis 6. Face It - Beach Fossils 7. Times Square - Destroyer 8. How Long Must I Wait - Dr. Dog 9. Older Girl - 1986 Omega Tribe 10. Nangs (Vocal Only) - Tame Impala 11. Runnin' - The Pharcyde 12. Necessary Evil - Unknown Mortal Orchestra 13. LOUDPACK 02 - Noirre 14. Gnosis Oozing - Fire Toolz 15. Bite Back - WACKO 16. Hot In Here (Vocal Only) - Nelly 17. Bitches Brew - Miles Davis 18. Hyperlips - Com Truise 19. Join The Brick Throwers' Union Today - ZHUKOV DISCLAIMER: Copyright Disclaimer under Section 107 of the copyright act 1976, allowance is made for fair use for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, scholarship, and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing.

On this episode of Creepy Kids Radio, things come straight off the fuckin rails as I... well.. uh, I guess, live through a good bit of trauma into a microphone while fueled up like a 747 on drugs and alcohol (who could blame me, though). Oh yeah, and it's another "TV Party" so you know we're watching cultured content such as "Killer Clowns from Outer Space", a livestream of someone playing "Dance Dance Revolution", and even an episode of Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie's hit reality TV series, "The Simple Life". I don't really know what else to say about this one hahaha fuck. It almost didn't get released. But, against my better judgement... uh lol here it is! Fatty, greasy, nasty bits and all. Eat it up piggies. Welcome back.

On this episode of Creepy Kids Radio, I'm up before the sun for A-VERY-RARE morning edition of the pod. I drink wayYy too much Yerba Mate™️ & go directly into a sleep deprived & wax induced Indie Pop “confessional”. That's right. Everything's on the table today as I lay my guts right the fuck out in front of you all. Eat from me... Drink from me... Get me while I'm (kinda) hot!

On this episode of Creepy Kids Radio, my clone interrupts the pod and forces me to divulge some deep dark information. I also talk through why I finally joined TikTok (the “Wave House” in particular), I go into a rant about MagCon and end up reminiscing over memories of KLUB KHAOS: The World's Premier Under 18 Nightclub.

(Recorded on January 6, 2020) On this episode of Creepy Kids Radio, I dissect the MAGA coup and try to understand the implications of an Axe Body Spray being at the scene of the crime. Why was it there? Who paid for the placement? ... Was "Q" correct? Also, we bring in the new year by celebrating the fact that we're all "2020 Survivors" while pondering what life after the pandemic might look like. Hmm!

(Recorded on October 31, 2020) On this episode of Creepy Kids Radio, I kick off the pod's fist ever "TV Party", the mini-series where I... watch TV. Listen to this if hearing clips of Rob Zombie's 2003 Gore-Bang-Murder-Fest, "House of 1,000 Corpses, while I cough is your thing and/or sounds cool to you. Also, I skim through an unknown WWE match and an infomercial for a "Wicked Whoopy" after spiraling into a bout of deep self-loathing that sloOowly but surely leads into a God-like level of drunken self-discovery. This one is a lot and I understand if this is the end of the line for some of you. Kind of. DISCLAIMER: Copyright Disclaimer under Section 107 of the copyright act 1976, allowance is made for fair use for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, scholarship, and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing. Featured Music: T.V Party - Black Flag Chameleon - Herbie Hancock Christmas Vacation Theme - Barry Mann and Cynthia Weil

On this episode of Creepy Kids Radio, I survive a game of “C******** Mario Cart", explore the Bad Neighbors page on Facebook and hunt down pedophile gym teachers. I also react to Ben Shapiro's cover of WAP, make bad jokes about the California wildfires and I maybe, just MAYBE, shove an entire Travis Scott cheeseburger meal up my own ass... Maybe. Enjoy this week's cringe!

On this episode of Creepy Kids Radio, I announce my upcoming album "Banana Land" as well as propose even more excuses as to why it's not already out. I open up an unsolicited package from China, become the Joker and even find time to start up a Rock & Roll beef with Grammy Award winning band, Green Day (... and quite possibly the entire "Radical Right"). // OUTRO SONG: "Weak Die First" by Sunami // BUY IT HERE: https://sunami408.bandcamp.com/track/weak-die-first

On this episode of Creepy Kids Radio, I address the recent murder of George Floyd as well as propose legislation in favor of d*sing donuts for police consumption (?). I also point out the many benefits of moving in to an "over 55" community, offer a deep dive into Doomer psychology, and even come clean as to why I lost my (sort-of-lucrative) CD distribution deal in 2016 (quite possibly resulting in a passionate distain for my own album Nostalgia, sparking a three year downward spiral and eventually leading to the record's quiet removal off of all streaming platforms). Happy apocalypse, y'all! 

On this episode of Creepy Kids Radio, I premier an unreleased song called, "Nights Like This...". We also explore the many upsides to an "endless summer", why Papa Murphy's Pizza might just be 100% responsible for my stress induced Eczema and, I even wrap up the show by DYING? Tune in to find out!

On this episode of Creepy Kids Radio, I discuss "TikTok Kids", eating your neighbors (FOR FUN?) & why music sucks now more than ever.