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we're releasing the fennell files! i've read your messages... i went and saw the movie... and unsurprisingly, i have a lot of thoughts! and my criticism spares no one lol lovers and haters of this movie alike, i have some words for you! we're also chatting about divaphobes, mormon soaking as foreplay, and walking the line between indulging in beauty and accepting yourself as you are.   TIME STAMPS: 00:00 – so many divaphobes! 18:55 – let's talk about wuthering heights... 41:21 – mormon soaking as foreplay 44:28 – beauty, comparison, and self-acceptance

in today's episode, we're watching the wheels slowly start to fall off and by that i mean, jax is breaking up with laura leigh at her AA meeting, stassi's on the verge of being fired from jobs she's barely even doing, and sandoval isn't vabbing but god, he wishes that he could. i mean surely, this qualifies jax taylor to be in the worst man hall of fame? (he has hundreds of submissions, he holds a world record maybe)   TIME STAMPS: 00:00 – tom sandoval WISHES he could vab 06:25 – getting your first big girl job and realizing you actually have to show up when things suck 11:16 – laura-leigh and jax are at a sauna shop? 18:07 – stassi has a new dog and her and frank? OFFICIALLY done. 19:41 – why do we care about what jax is doing? 21:05 – laura-leigh thanks jax for helping her stay sober... 26:03 – lisa is throwing a dinner party and needs her best servers! 27:04 – the girls are at the pool and the tension is HIGH 28:15 – scheana wants to be liked more than she wants to breathe 29:57 – the most passive aggressive friend group you've ever met 32:21 – jax breaks up with laura-leigh at alcoholics anonymous 41:10 – lisa and pandora are threatening stassi... 46:36 – da boys are at the park? maybe working out? and talking dating with leading expert, jax taylor 53:00 – stassi and laura-leigh go head to head at SUR 58:35 – sandoval playing dress up for 2 minutes 59:50 – scheana can't work the party because brandy's gonna be there... 01:02:40 – jax wants to win stassi back... 01:05:25 – laura-leigh WILL NOT BE GHOSTED

relationship ragebait! being abducted by mormons! the perils of being an emotionally available dater! in today's episode, we're hitting so many hot topics and i'm DYING to hear your thoughts...   CREATORS AGAINST ICE FUNDRAISER: https://tiltify.com/@creators-for-peace/creators-against-ice   TIME STAMPS:  00:00 – i'm back from vacation!  03:40 – "do any of you even like each other?"  08:35 – i was abducted by mormons  13:03 – emotionally available daters have it the hardest  29:22 – the ethics of telling your partner your besties secrets  37:37 – judging your own hobbies  48:44 – stop telling us about your loser husband

THEY DID WHAT??? WHERE??? Lisa girl, surely there will be consequences... correct? Who knows!! In today's episode, we're talking peterpalooza, giving a customer an atomic wedgie, having sex at work with the bathroom door unlocked, and bringing your unemployed situationship of 2 weeks to meet your parents because everything makes so much sense in this show. I love it here!!! TIME STAMPS:00:00 – have you ever known someone who got an atomic wedgie?08:25 – the ACTORS are running lines09:35 – peterpalooza!!!11:50 – frank does not respect stassi's fashion collumn14:18 – HR crisis! jax and laura-leigh fucked AT sur?!?17:02 – stassi and scheana break bread19:35 – jax and laura-leigh are fucking at MULTIPLE LA restaurants23:45 – skinny people free yourself challenge26:50 – katie wants stassi to take responsibility28:40 – lisa confronts jax and laura-leigh32:46 – stassi and katie are friends again34:37 – why isn't frank on the schedule today?38:18 – how long until you introduce a partner to your family?39:39 – LISA FIRES FRANK!44:36 – unemployed frank meets stassi's parents50:23 – ken bought a pink car for lisa51:14 – the toms, katie, and kristen are at brunch chatting about the atomic wedgie that rocked SUR53:02 – THE SECOND BREAK UP OF THE SUMMER59:00 – maddie dated a frank...

soooooo you have two crushes at once? there are worst problems to have! in today's episode, i'm putting on my casting director hat and indulging you in all of my top picks for the next season of traitors before diving into some audience submissions and getting into an emotional post show over on patreon! lock in lover girls!CREATORS AGAINST ICE FUNDRAISER: https://tiltify.com/@creators-for-peace/creators-against-ice TIME STAMPS:00:00 – creators against ice!05:24 – my dream traitors cast30:06 – cowboy aesthetic being stolen by the left33:40 – two many crushes! 

truly one of the most iconic moments to happen within the sur walls methinks... jax has a NEW GIRL and there is IMMEDIATE beef as stassi has a mean girl arc for the history books and scheana finally steps into the spotlight! TIME STAMPS:00:00 – what's the worst performance you've ever done? 07:53 – lisa scolds jax post-vegas 15:47 – stassi and her mom goss about vegas 19:00 – scheana is performing at the roxy! 22:26 – peter confronts jax about the rumor that he's seeing a NEW sur waitress 24:37 – laura-leigh moving at lightspeed in the dating world 29:04 – stassi CAN NOT work in these conditions 30:28 – i thought you loved stassi yesterday jax? what's going on? 34:01 – tom and kristen are throwing a party 36:14 – stassi rage texts laura-leigh 39:29 – THE INFAMOUS SUR STAFF MEETING 55:23 – post-staff meeting 56:20 – stassi loves a violent metaphor 57:09 – scheana's roxy rehearsals are UNDERWAY 01:00:15 – stassi wants to go to the roxy just to bully scheana 01:01:27 – THE BIG SHOW! AT THE ROXY! WITH SCHEANA AND TINA! 

Try CHEEX for free for 7 days using my code MADDIE! Click here: https://bit.ly/MADDIE-CHEEX-TRIAL or head to getcheex.com now. The code applies when you select the CHEEX Plus plan as a new user, and you can cancel anytime during the 7 days! it's the top of the month and meg's here! today, we're yelling about the state of apathy in dating and my beef with the word casual being used in connection to intimacy in any regard. we're here! we're both in rare form! and we can not stop laughing, as usual! TIME STAMPS:00:00 – vanderpump gushing04:11 – why choose ethical c0rn?06:27 – meg almost got kidnapped on the way here12:00 – can i be a bitch for a second?17:18 – when a thin person asks where you got your clothes and it's from a plus size only brand20:37 – men stop bugging out over basic kindness challenge29:59 – is it ever casual?50:15 – doubting your intelligence? benched1:00:03 – content designed to make you uncomfortable? benched01:04:12 – hiding in our apartments from the spirit of michael jackson

we're feeling extra giggly today as we travel on over to LAS VEGAS to celebrate the birth of miss stassi schroeder and discuss all of the drama that ensues! jax will invite himself everywhere he shouldn't be! friendships will be broken! shirts WILL be taken off! and we WILL MISS SCHEANA THE WHOLE TIME. lock in!! TIME STAMPS: 00:00 – watching the new vanderpump rules series and rhoslc 06:57 – what was your worst birthday? 15:55 – the girls are packing for vegas! 19:22 – scheana and shay are getting cupcakes... aaaaaand action! 24:08 – over at SUR... the b squad requests time off 25:08 – stassi and katie discuss frank's intentions 30:27 – road trip! the gangs all here! including those who shouldn't be! 35:28 – the uninvited servers are under watch at SUR 39:15 – tensions rise as they check into the hard rock hotel 40:57 – stassi and frank's romantic vegas getaway is RUINED 45:21 – the girls make up and they're ready to have a good weekend 46:22 – peter confronts jax about the pregnancy rumors 51:45 – CHIPPENDALES! 56:35 – back to sur where lisa loves scheana 57:17 – stassi's birthday dinner gets JAXXXED 01:17:13 – hungover from shirtless fighting 01:24:15 – katie and kristen wish stassi happy birthday

in today's episode, we're chatting about what's happening in minnesota and how important it is to clock in, call your senators, and abolish ice. we've got some funny business up top, a joke i didn't find funny in the middle, and then we're getting into it. take care of yourselves, love you!!CALL YOUR SENATORS! https://www.5calls.org TIME STAMPS:00:00 – fmk: beating a dead horse, holding your horses, and getting off your high horse03:33 – a month of indulgence06:37 – men making jokes about labia is never funny14:50 – you are not a hero, you are brainwashed

JAX TAYLOR, ANSWER FOR YOUR CRIMES!!! today, we're talking about season one, episode 3 of vanderpump rules where things are heating up between stassi and frank, kristen loses her mind on a photoshoot with tom's ex hookup, jax is gonna be a FATHER, and somehow all of stassi's friends are still! rooting! for! him! WE HAVE WORDS... get ready to pump it babyyyyy!!!  TIME STAMPS:00:00 – bringing back fishtail braids02:26 – pov: you walk into a bar and it's jax taylor06:32 – meg wants to meet the cast more than maddie10:32 – girls brunch aka get stassi to give jax another chance challenge16:30 – lisa girl, we're with you even when we're not20:09 – we are very serious MACTORS, loan me your concealer21:40 – kristen and stassi are modeling and tom's ex hookup is here32:41 – scheaner slaying33:10 – jax confides in frank...37:07 – kristen confronts sandoval about his hooters roommate43:35 – we're at the dry bar and stassi's fucking frank?48:07 – DO NOT TRUST TOM SANDOVAL50:09 – why is jax out with katie and kristen?55:44 – stassi's at the club making out with frank and jax is on all fours1:00:58 – JAX GOT A GIRL PREGNANT IN VEGAS01:02:56 – the aftermath of the baby bomb

robbie's back at the sleepover! and today, we're talking about a kissing booth party that destroys friendships, robbie's initial thoughts on heated rivalry, implementing a no chat gpt household rule, and more importantly BRINGING BACK THIRST TRAPS (included for video listeners). p.s. go listen to loud about nothing!! robbie's links: ✨ podcast: https://open.spotify.com/show/587AvKFjvaitqJUKpf1Jh1?si=6bacf6ded0824959 ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/robbienunes  TIME STAMPS:00:00 – bringing back thirst traps with 201616:39 – robbie's watching heated rivalry and feeling sad about lebron27:33 – implementing a no chat gpt household rule39:00 – the kissing booth party that destroys everything 

we're here and we're discussing season one episode two of vanderpump rules! the sur pride float is READY and it's time to be SEXY in the SUN, except don't even THINK about asking anyone to help you apply sunscreen because that is CHEATING. stassi and jax are on the rocks, tom sandoval hates the mail, kristen isn't involved but she'll find a way to be, and ken todd is a worm? much to be discussed! TIME STAMPS:00:00 – the astrology of the cast04:50 – do you think you're gifted?08:29 – we need a SUR PRIDE FLOAT10:19 – stassi hates her loser boyfriend14:46 – assume the worst of jax, always17:14 – lisa has her own jax...19:50 – scheana gets a TATTOO and she doesn't CARE WHAT YOU THINK22:53 – jax, why aren't you sleeping at the apartment?26:22 – WE ARE VERY SERIOUS MACTORS31:24 – the pride float is DONE and it is FUGLY33:38 – spandex and KEN, what else do you NEED???37:11 – applying sunblock is CHEATING44:20 – this is the worst day ever47:02 – jax and stassi "squash" the beef49:35 – a brief sandoval palette cleanser53:25 – it's peters birthday!59:20 – LET'S RIP 7 SHOTS IN A ROW01:01:59 – this is a break up...

today, i'm angry! because things are getting really bad and too many people are too indifferent about it for my liking!! so today, we're chatting about the golden globes, corporate greed and it's impact on the movie watching experience, a small palette cleanser to talk about nipple piercings and dating, before hopping into yet another AI rage fueled rant. lock in lover girls!!! we're yelling at the sleepover!!! TIME STAMPS:00:00 – make out propaganda is SPREADING02:00 – the heated rivalry boys were born in the 2000s??????04:55 – golden globes recap20:26 – CORPORATE GREED IS RUINING MOVIES30:20 – hair pulling, spanking, choking in the bedroom38:35 – nipple piercings... thoughts?42:13 – why every day chatgpt use is NOT IT 

welcome to the PUMPCAST! your new favorite vanderpump rules rewatch podcast where week by week, we're going through and talking about the best reality show to ever exist, episode by episode. today, we're chatting about season one, episode one where we're introduced to our sur-vers before diving into affair allegations, sleeping with the devil (aka your bitch girlfriend), the genesis of freak bitch, and being hazed by your 23 year old coworker.  TIME STAMPS: 00:00 – welcome to the PUMPCAST 06:40 – introducing the cast and initial drama 20:07 – the sur uniforms... 25:01 – the jax and stassi age gap 29:45 – miss scheana marie gets in the mf STU 38:16 – stassi being a hater with kristen and katie 45:00 – how is stassi still employed? 46:37 – EVERYONE CLOCK IN TO YOUR SHIFTS 48:32 – the decoration of sur... let's talk about it 51:20 – the hazing of scheana 57:34 – brunch with the DEVIL

we're back and better than ever, lover girls! welcome to the new set of our show! today, we're talking about my ins and outs for 2026 before jumping into some marty supreme discourse and how truly wild some of the takes floating around on tiktok are.

last episode of the year and we're talking about the gay hockey tv show, gifting getting out of control, a critique on people's lack of care when talking about weight changes, luck in love and AI in indie filmmaking... really an episode tackling many of my favorite topics on this show to round out the year lol. love u so much and see u in 2026!!

bean soup theory! what about me-ism! parasocial behavior at its finest! this week, i'm tired of tip toeing and i'm yelling about it! because the kind of content people thiiiink they want? would actually fucking suck! down with qualifiers and caveats! down with assuming the worst of people we don't actually know! we have brains and we can use them!

ALERT!! we have an UPDATE because meg and i caught someone we know HATING LIVE IN THE ACTION and we NEEEEEEEEED TO TALK ABOUT IT!! we're also talking about what those mormon ladies are up to (piss play), flirting hard, and the prison of the instagram respost button. lock in lover girls!! last meg episode of 2025!!

i'm passionate about ragebaiting chatgpt bros... this is my truth and i wear it loud and proud! today, we're talking about the response to last weeks episode, my hot take on secret lives of mormon wives, an AI art scandal out in bozeman, montana and having to watch your ex move on while you're still processing the breakup. get in those slumber bags lover girls!

a shorter episode today but she PACKS A PUNCH! today, we're talking about having a hot mayor, learning my limits, and most importantly, the vogue article that everyone can't stop talking about titled IS HAVING A BOYFRIEND EMBARRASSING??? i have answers and i plan to get to the bottom of this once and for all!

my face is stained red from makeup, i'm hungover as hell, BUT AT LEAST I HAVE MY FRIEND MEG HERE WITH ME TO HAVE A LITTLE GIGGLE!!! today, we're talking toilet selfies, beating male loneliness, bald bugonia screenings, and the joy of mispronouncing wagyu beef. happy november!!! lock in!!!

in this week's episode, we're talking about self-optimization and the impact of luck in finding love! MAJOR… THEY DON'T WANT YOU TO KNOW THIS!!! and we're also chatting about surveillance culture and the impact of find my friends on the whimsy of surprises and dealing with regret around a friendship ending.

today, we're talking about living in they grey area baby!! after stumbling across a video talking about policing your friends/looking for a gotcha moment, i have some thoughts to share that got me some heat when i've said it in the past. but it's okay because this episode has RANGE and we're also talking about fake bushes, the right for parades to exist, and bouncing back after someone has shot down your creative confidence. LOCK IN LOVER GIRLS! IT'S TIME!!

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in today's episode, we're doing some catching up on kind strangers, the 3 kinds of best friends, and dealing with reading the comments... in any comments section on the internet.

thank you for being gentle with me as i navigate a loss that feels more monumental than i know how to put into words right now. i hope in sharing my grief, it can make your own grief feel a little easier to carry. you are not alone and neither am i. love love love you.

it's the top of the month so i'm joined yet again by my dear friend, meg ruocco! today, we're chatting about meg's venture into the vanderpump rules cinematic universe, the swag recession that's sweeping the nation, and why being a bitch has been crowned the top of the pyramid this summer.

i saw lady gaga at MSG this week and i have A FEW MESSAGES for the dark spirits i ran into in the crowd... then we're talking audience submissions about when to exchanges socials when dating, how to be a better support system to your people, and undercutting yourself with the belief that you're too young and dumb to trust your intuition. LOCK IN!!!

Go to https://www.Zocdoc.com/EMOTIONALLYONLINE to find and instantly book a top-rated doctor today. #sponsored SUBMISSION-PALOOZA! Today, we're catching up on some audience submissions about diverging paths from people you love and the fear of being left alone in your pursuit towards your dream life, how to respond to a text that leaves you in the middle, and choosing between love and your ambitions!

renee rapp released a new album... and people have thoughts! luckily, so do i! in today's episode, i'm talking through my critique for some popular critiques of renee's sophomore album, recapping my family's white water rafting trip, and getting into some audience submissions about the illusion of intimacy after a long first date and how to deal with a judgmental friend.

MEG IS BACK ON THE POD AND SHE COMES BEARING THE MEG SEG! in today's episode we're talking about our icks, why i want reality stars to be terrible, what's on the top of the pyramid this month and what we're benching... MUCH to discuss whenever meg comes around!!!

i saw a psychic... and she affirmed everything i already knew. LOVER GIRLS, we need to be nicer to ourselves on a subconscious level!! today, i'm talking about realizing the subconscious ways i've been reinforcing to myself that i'm "difficult to love" and why that needs to end TODAY, sharing my hot take about labubus, and jumping into some audience submissions about confusing flirty friend dynamics and how much grace we should really be giving our friends when they disappoint us. much to discuss! get in those slumber bags!!!

Go to https://www.Zocdoc.com/EMOTIONALLYONLINE to find and instantly book a top-rated doctor today. #sponsoredin today's episode, we're talking about having a flirty summer or what i'm calling my i like it by enrique iglesias summer! i'm feeling hot, i'm feeling sexy! i still have so many opinions! and today, we talked about marriage a coincidentally large amount – from the new trend of live posting your wedding online to watching your ex get married on your old anniversary... we've got things to unpack, lover girls... strap in!

in this weeks episode, we're talking fake photos on dating profiles, self-sabotaging when your current partner has less bedroom experience than you do, feeling distrusting of genuine calm and comfort in a relationship when it's unfamiliar to you and so much more!! it's my 15 year youtube anniversary, let's party!!

i'm back from greece! and i've discovered something truly sinister over on reddit so strap in for more ranting about the state of AI and how it's starting to impact interpersonal relationships and dating... spoiler alert: it's not good!

hi lover girls! i'm in greece at the time of this upload so here's a patreon exclusive episode from april for your listening pleasure! these are two episodes, recorded one week apart from each other that i thought kind of blended together well– it was a conversation topic i didn't want to talk about on the main pod back then but feel comfortable sharing with you now :) if you like what you hear, come join lover girls hq on patreon! i do bonus episodes every week, there's 22 for you to go catch up on in my absence. love ya! see you next week!

Go to https://www.Zocdoc.com/EMOTIONALLYONLINE to find and instantly book a top-rated doctor today!In today's episode, we're talking the superior love island franchise, men with bulldozers, trading bitterness for hope in seeing other people in love, and how to deal with your friends/family members set on using AI as therapy... sheesh! Big ep! Get in your slumber bags!!!!AI therapy TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8rSkmDa/

i need to yell! this week, we're chatting about biphobia and some comments i got on last weeks episode before diving into my rage segment about the state of politics and basic respect in the US this week– and we'll end the episode on a more lighthearted note taking some audience submissions about shaving for summer and dealing with feeling sexualized as your body changes. we've got a range of emotions this week so lock in!

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH!!! today, we're talking about bisexual awakenings!!! music videos that made me bisexual!! movies that made me bisexual!!! moments that feel significant to me when taking a trip down memory lane on my journey to becoming comfortable with my sexuality. love you all and extra love to the queer community this month, so happy you're here :)

in this weeks episode, we're chatting about my latest reality tv obsession VANDERPUMP RULES before jumping into some propaganda that i am absolutely not falling for including the normalization of AI, coconut water, and anything beyond a net 30. i missed you last week! let's catch up!nyc! volunteer to support zohran in the mayoral primaries: https://www.zohranfornyc.com/

Go to https://www.Zocdoc.com/EMOTIONALLYONLINE to find and instantly book a top-rated doctor todaymeg is back!! returning for her third appearance, we have the illustrious MEG RUOCCO joining me to chat about 28 year old prom, planning a flirting party, and the hot girls getting ghosted epidemic before answering some audience submissions about cheating with your friends bf and anxious attachment rearing it's head because a listeners bf hasn't said "i love you" yet. MUCH TO DISCUSS and even more in the after show on Patreon! So let's GET INTO IT!!meg's links:✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/megruocco✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@megruocco✨ substack: https://whatareyouupto.substack.com/

in this week's episode we're talking about some foster farewells, my reflections on being a "solver" and why that's not always helpful before diving into some AITA posts from reddit about a friend causing the collapse of an engagement, fiance's threatening to cheat if sex drives aren't matched, and more stories bound to make you feel gratitude for your singlehood. the gossip corner of the sleepover has COMMENCED!!!

lover girls assemble! in today's episode, i'm talking about some updates to my passionate opinions about dating apps and why i think we should maybe just use them incorrectly? then, i jump into some audience submissions about falling out of love, polyamory, and when it's okay to start being friends with someone you previously went no contact with. get in your slumber bags (lol), it's time!!

Use code MADDIE for 60% off the yearly pass at Beducated: https://beducate.me/bg2514-maddie robbie's back again! and this time, we're talking about his 600 crushes, AI therapy, fighting for babies in a movie theater, and answering some audience submissions about stealing from your friends, having experience in the bedroom, and falling out of love. main show and post show are juicy this week folks! strap in! TIME STAMPS:00:00 – rip brat summer 04:46 – almost to masturbation may 07:39 – free fun!! coupon summer!! 09:39 – pizza tour drama 12:38 – senior assassin 17:05 – robbie is anti-prank 18:35 – more free fun ideas 22:54 – AI therapy ads all over bushwick 31:09 – insane public interactions i witnessed recently 38:09 – the purple supremacy is spreading 43:00 – robbie has a secret 47:09 – listener can't stop stealing from their friends 56:57 – falling out of love with your significant other 01:03:11 – how important is having experience in the bedroom? 

Go to https://www.Zocdoc.com/EMOTIONALLYONLINE to find and instantly book a top-rated doctor today. the little monster is jumping out in today's episode because we're talking about GAGACHELLA, parasocial reddit freaks, having a fulfilling solo sex life and the classic phrase, "rejection is redirection". love u sm! let's have a good day! TIME STAMPS: 00:00 – oh, to be back in a ROUTINE 07:09 – alamo striking workers won! 09:11 – lady gaga at coachella and being parasocial 26:48 – listener questioning how to have a healthy solo sex life 38:46 – thank god i didn't get what i thought i wanted

CHEEX is the ultimate platform for $ecsual empowerment! Click this link https://bit.ly/CHEEXFreeTrial-Maddie or head to g e t c h e e x . c o m and use my code MADDIE to get 7 days of free unlimited access to their platform full of ethically made and feel-good adult movies, audio er0tica, and educational tutorials in their Pleasure Academy(The offer applies when you select the yearly subscription option as a new customer, but you can cancel anytime or switch to the monthly plan during the trial period. After the trial, the CHEEX subscription starts at only $9.90 a month with their yearly plan!) welcome back, lover girls! in today's episode we're chatting about white lotus and loving a receding hairline, some comments i saw under my 1M+ view tiktok clip from last week's episode and why i find love bombers pathetic before diving into some audience submissions about living alone and a friend who suggested that a listener needed to "pick better" when confiding in them about their dating life. oof! let's CHAT!! TIME STAMPS:00:00 – walking to think clearer? how about walking to think about only the things i want to think about04:32 – spicy content reccs on CHEEX!!07:01 – white lotus and loving a receding hairline14:44 – reacting to our viral tiktok comments and chatting love bombers and love at first sight29:46 – is she desperate or are you sexist?34:06 – audience submissions! debating living alone!42:00 – guy asked to "hang out and read" for a first date45:47 – friend said they just need to "pick better" in dating 

ok FINE i'll rant again!! in this week's episode, i'm going off about one of my least favorite phrases passed around to any single person with ears, "it'll happen when you least expect it" and why i'm always airing on the side of caring too much and backing myself no matter what. intense girls forever!!! TIME STAMPS: 00:00 – routines and understaying your welcome 11:23 – let me free the nipple 14:34 – "it'll happen when you least expect it" 40:33 – building a "village" when moving out and going to college

in today's ep, we're talking all things being a better villager, inconveniencing your friends, and accepting that some people... just aren't interested in the same type of friendship that you are and that's okay. we'll finish up the episode with a fun little hypothetical on dating someone who makes "bad" art and if you could stomach it lol it's a fun one! strap in!  TIME STAMPS:00:00 – the perfect day itinerary05:59 – the JOY of friendship09:00 – how to be a better villager45:45 – could you date someone who you thought made "bad art"?53:55 – is it normal for friends to choose their partners over you?

WE HAVE SO MUCH GAGA TO TALK ABOUT... including an incredible story of my own adventures during Mayhem release weekend! Once we've sufficiently queened out, I have a defense of Disney adults to issue in as well as some slander against nappers, brief texters, and people who lack baggage claim etiquette. Lock in!!! TIME STAMPS: 00:00 – I SAW GAGA ON SNL and MAYHEM CHAT 24:54 – in defense of disney adults 36:34 – naps are disgusting 38:59 – don't text me "hey" and nothing else 42:17 – going to heaven would suck and my thoughts on the afterlife lol 52:30 – MY subway take

the oscars happened! and no, we did not witness the plot of the substance play out before us! today, we're talking about my reaction to the oscars and my reaction to the mindless internet discourse that followed and then we're taking a few audience submissions about men feeling entitled to objectification and an update to a submission over a year later! TIME STAMPS: 00:00 – i'm 28 and i feel different now 06:55 – my oscars reactions... 23:28 – mikey madison winning isn't the plot of the substance 32:24 – my admiration of sean baker 38:34 – anora slander and the inability to hold multiple truths 47:30 – submitters friend says "mens sexuality is demonized" 54:47 – bf saved pics of friends in bikinis, update a year later

in today's episode, we're chatting about being vacation famous, "fixing" singlehood (eye roll), timothée chalamet's sag award speech and the public response to him saying he wants to be one of the greats, and some daydream fuel like seeing your crushes bedroom as a teenager. TIME STAMPS: 00:00 – being vacation famous 10:58 – "fixing" singlehood and rolling my eyes 21:33 – alamo is on strike! don't cross the picket line! 26:59 – timothée chalamet and being "too ambitious" 45:36 – being "rude" to someone who cheated on you 52:18 – daydream fuel and seeing your crushes bedroom