Emotionally Online

hi lover girls! i'm in greece at the time of this upload so here's a patreon exclusive episode from april for your listening pleasure! these are two episodes, recorded one week apart from each other that i thought kind of blended together well– it was a conversation topic i didn't want to talk about on the main pod back then but feel comfortable sharing with you now :) if you like what you hear, come join lover girls hq on patreon! i do bonus episodes every week, there's 22 for you to go catch up on in my absence. love ya! see you next week!

Go to https://www.Zocdoc.com/EMOTIONALLYONLINE to find and instantly book a top-rated doctor today!In today's episode, we're talking the superior love island franchise, men with bulldozers, trading bitterness for hope in seeing other people in love, and how to deal with your friends/family members set on using AI as therapy... sheesh! Big ep! Get in your slumber bags!!!!AI therapy TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8rSkmDa/

i need to yell! this week, we're chatting about biphobia and some comments i got on last weeks episode before diving into my rage segment about the state of politics and basic respect in the US this week– and we'll end the episode on a more lighthearted note taking some audience submissions about shaving for summer and dealing with feeling sexualized as your body changes. we've got a range of emotions this week so lock in!

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH!!! today, we're talking about bisexual awakenings!!! music videos that made me bisexual!! movies that made me bisexual!!! moments that feel significant to me when taking a trip down memory lane on my journey to becoming comfortable with my sexuality. love you all and extra love to the queer community this month, so happy you're here :)

in this weeks episode, we're chatting about my latest reality tv obsession VANDERPUMP RULES before jumping into some propaganda that i am absolutely not falling for including the normalization of AI, coconut water, and anything beyond a net 30. i missed you last week! let's catch up!nyc! volunteer to support zohran in the mayoral primaries: https://www.zohranfornyc.com/

Go to https://www.Zocdoc.com/EMOTIONALLYONLINE to find and instantly book a top-rated doctor todaymeg is back!! returning for her third appearance, we have the illustrious MEG RUOCCO joining me to chat about 28 year old prom, planning a flirting party, and the hot girls getting ghosted epidemic before answering some audience submissions about cheating with your friends bf and anxious attachment rearing it's head because a listeners bf hasn't said "i love you" yet. MUCH TO DISCUSS and even more in the after show on Patreon! So let's GET INTO IT!!meg's links:✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/megruocco✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@megruocco✨ substack: https://whatareyouupto.substack.com/

in this week's episode we're talking about some foster farewells, my reflections on being a "solver" and why that's not always helpful before diving into some AITA posts from reddit about a friend causing the collapse of an engagement, fiance's threatening to cheat if sex drives aren't matched, and more stories bound to make you feel gratitude for your singlehood. the gossip corner of the sleepover has COMMENCED!!!

lover girls assemble! in today's episode, i'm talking about some updates to my passionate opinions about dating apps and why i think we should maybe just use them incorrectly? then, i jump into some audience submissions about falling out of love, polyamory, and when it's okay to start being friends with someone you previously went no contact with. get in your slumber bags (lol), it's time!!

Use code MADDIE for 60% off the yearly pass at Beducated: https://beducate.me/bg2514-maddie robbie's back again! and this time, we're talking about his 600 crushes, AI therapy, fighting for babies in a movie theater, and answering some audience submissions about stealing from your friends, having experience in the bedroom, and falling out of love. main show and post show are juicy this week folks! strap in! TIME STAMPS:00:00 – rip brat summer 04:46 – almost to masturbation may 07:39 – free fun!! coupon summer!! 09:39 – pizza tour drama 12:38 – senior assassin 17:05 – robbie is anti-prank 18:35 – more free fun ideas 22:54 – AI therapy ads all over bushwick 31:09 – insane public interactions i witnessed recently 38:09 – the purple supremacy is spreading 43:00 – robbie has a secret 47:09 – listener can't stop stealing from their friends 56:57 – falling out of love with your significant other 01:03:11 – how important is having experience in the bedroom? 

Go to https://www.Zocdoc.com/EMOTIONALLYONLINE to find and instantly book a top-rated doctor today. the little monster is jumping out in today's episode because we're talking about GAGACHELLA, parasocial reddit freaks, having a fulfilling solo sex life and the classic phrase, "rejection is redirection". love u sm! let's have a good day! TIME STAMPS: 00:00 – oh, to be back in a ROUTINE 07:09 – alamo striking workers won! 09:11 – lady gaga at coachella and being parasocial 26:48 – listener questioning how to have a healthy solo sex life 38:46 – thank god i didn't get what i thought i wanted

CHEEX is the ultimate platform for $ecsual empowerment! Click this link https://bit.ly/CHEEXFreeTrial-Maddie or head to g e t c h e e x . c o m and use my code MADDIE to get 7 days of free unlimited access to their platform full of ethically made and feel-good adult movies, audio er0tica, and educational tutorials in their Pleasure Academy(The offer applies when you select the yearly subscription option as a new customer, but you can cancel anytime or switch to the monthly plan during the trial period. After the trial, the CHEEX subscription starts at only $9.90 a month with their yearly plan!) welcome back, lover girls! in today's episode we're chatting about white lotus and loving a receding hairline, some comments i saw under my 1M+ view tiktok clip from last week's episode and why i find love bombers pathetic before diving into some audience submissions about living alone and a friend who suggested that a listener needed to "pick better" when confiding in them about their dating life. oof! let's CHAT!! TIME STAMPS:00:00 – walking to think clearer? how about walking to think about only the things i want to think about04:32 – spicy content reccs on CHEEX!!07:01 – white lotus and loving a receding hairline14:44 – reacting to our viral tiktok comments and chatting love bombers and love at first sight29:46 – is she desperate or are you sexist?34:06 – audience submissions! debating living alone!42:00 – guy asked to "hang out and read" for a first date45:47 – friend said they just need to "pick better" in dating 

ok FINE i'll rant again!! in this week's episode, i'm going off about one of my least favorite phrases passed around to any single person with ears, "it'll happen when you least expect it" and why i'm always airing on the side of caring too much and backing myself no matter what. intense girls forever!!! TIME STAMPS: 00:00 – routines and understaying your welcome 11:23 – let me free the nipple 14:34 – "it'll happen when you least expect it" 40:33 – building a "village" when moving out and going to college

in today's ep, we're talking all things being a better villager, inconveniencing your friends, and accepting that some people... just aren't interested in the same type of friendship that you are and that's okay. we'll finish up the episode with a fun little hypothetical on dating someone who makes "bad" art and if you could stomach it lol it's a fun one! strap in!  TIME STAMPS:00:00 – the perfect day itinerary05:59 – the JOY of friendship09:00 – how to be a better villager45:45 – could you date someone who you thought made "bad art"?53:55 – is it normal for friends to choose their partners over you?

WE HAVE SO MUCH GAGA TO TALK ABOUT... including an incredible story of my own adventures during Mayhem release weekend! Once we've sufficiently queened out, I have a defense of Disney adults to issue in as well as some slander against nappers, brief texters, and people who lack baggage claim etiquette. Lock in!!! TIME STAMPS: 00:00 – I SAW GAGA ON SNL and MAYHEM CHAT 24:54 – in defense of disney adults 36:34 – naps are disgusting 38:59 – don't text me "hey" and nothing else 42:17 – going to heaven would suck and my thoughts on the afterlife lol 52:30 – MY subway take

the oscars happened! and no, we did not witness the plot of the substance play out before us! today, we're talking about my reaction to the oscars and my reaction to the mindless internet discourse that followed and then we're taking a few audience submissions about men feeling entitled to objectification and an update to a submission over a year later! TIME STAMPS: 00:00 – i'm 28 and i feel different now 06:55 – my oscars reactions... 23:28 – mikey madison winning isn't the plot of the substance 32:24 – my admiration of sean baker 38:34 – anora slander and the inability to hold multiple truths 47:30 – submitters friend says "mens sexuality is demonized" 54:47 – bf saved pics of friends in bikinis, update a year later

in today's episode, we're chatting about being vacation famous, "fixing" singlehood (eye roll), timothée chalamet's sag award speech and the public response to him saying he wants to be one of the greats, and some daydream fuel like seeing your crushes bedroom as a teenager. TIME STAMPS: 00:00 – being vacation famous 10:58 – "fixing" singlehood and rolling my eyes 21:33 – alamo is on strike! don't cross the picket line! 26:59 – timothée chalamet and being "too ambitious" 45:36 – being "rude" to someone who cheated on you 52:18 – daydream fuel and seeing your crushes bedroom

a late episode! i was on vacation with my family last week and my wifi was just terrible so this is last weeks episode, a few days late now that i'm back home and on my own sweet, sweet, high-speed internet connection. in today's episode, we're chatting about the nasty marketing jobs of weight loss supplements, the pressure to be sexually active at all times, and the possibility vs. inability of being friends with an ex-something or other. lots to say! let's jump in! TIME STAMPS:00:00 – my oscars death race07:54 – almost dying during a cold plunge fr20:02 – hacking gym privacy24:11 – the nasty marketing jobs of weight loss supplements35:53 – the possibility vs. inability of being friends with an ex-something or other41:40 – do i like them or just the fantasy of them?47:13 – the pressure to be sexually active at all times

hi lover girls! apologies for the wonky auto focus in today's episode but TODAY, we're chatting about grand gestures and some reflections i've had around them and my type A personality this week lol then we're getting into submissions about feeling doubt in a relationship, when to know it's time to break up, and what counts as "talking shit". let's go!!! TIME STAMPS:00:00 – happy snow day!08:06 – grand gestures and chilling the f*ck out29:07 – what counts as "talking shit"36:40 – having doubts in a long-term relationship42:36 – should you break up with you high school bf? (yes)

this week, we're talking about snarkers, internet hot takes, and the idea of changing ourselves in the pursuit of love (and "friends" who convince us we have to be different in order to find that tenderness). it's a passionate episode! i've got things to say! strap in! TIME STAMPS: 00:00 – how lucky are we to be alive at the same time as LADY GAGA? 04:31 – snarkers are deranged 19:25 – friend told submitter they "needed to lose weight to date"

Go to https://www.Zocdoc.com/EMOTIONALLYONLINE to find and instantly book a top-rated doctor today oscar nominations are behind us... nothing but rage fills my body... today, we're joined by sunshine in human form, avary, to chat all things oscar noms, maintaining long distance besties, and the state of commitment in the current dating landscape. check out the post-show on patreon for an even longer chat about our pursuit for beauty and how it's making us lonelier as i chat through my thoughts on jordan theresa's latest youtube video! see you in the group chat!! TIME STAMPS:00:00 – welcome to the pod, avary!06:16 – oscar nominations26:20 – audience submissions!26:40 – jealousy and maintaining long distance besties42:19 – platonic touch in friendships49:00 – commitment-phobes and seeing the end from the beginning

fleeting flirting! living romantically! existing in a constant state of romancing your friends because life is short! and we should cuddle more! in today's episode we're talking about needing to be around more romantics, reacting to a follow up submission from TWO YEARS AGO following a bf that refuses to pleasure his gf, and chatting about post-adoption jitters and the use of AI in potentially oscar nominated movies... let's GO!!! TIME STAMPS:00:00 – take care of yourself pls06:30 – meet rock, paper, scissors!08:40 – fleeting flirting and living romantically20:27 – touch starvation and romancing your friends32:09 – bf won't go down on gf... or finger her... bc it's "gross"44:00 – the brutalist used AI51:38 – anxiety post-cat adoption

Go to https://www.Zocdoc.com/EMOTIONALLYONLINE to find and instantly book a top-rated doctor today welcome back for SEASON FOUR of EMOTIONALLY ONLINE!!! and this time... we've got a headquarters ready to be established... the patreon is live!! the group chat is HERE!! and the podcast after show is already kicking!!! in today's episode, we're catching up on our weeks apart, talking new years bad body image content, reclaiming the power of choice in our relationships, and remembering that you probably don't miss your ex... you miss yourself! california wildfire donation resources: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10gvOxituYvxxknoY9IQa-YEqfK8WvCjcLBcg4hsmME4/edit?gid=0#gid=0 https://www.pledge.to/altadena-girls?fbclid=PAZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAaaiAowaWijEJxGhZ-IYnGjHCEqO0ZD9-wuL2qBTqhsSrgqsOCViy0my__Q_aem_eQ5uaeEeZZ_qgjNe9p7KQQ TIME STAMPS:00:00 – i can't stop winning bingo10:05 – strangers stop commenting on my redness challenge16:37 – THE PATREON IS HERE!!!22:29 – new years bad body image content32:54 – gushing about my friends42:46 – reclaiming the power of choice in our relationships51:14 – you probably don't miss your ex 

welcome one and all to the first ever, LOVER GIRLS AWARDS!!! nominated by you, voted by you, announced by me (and a few special guests). thank you guys so much for such an incredible year, i'm living in a dream! and i never forget it! thank you for being here and letting me do what i love every single day of my life. let's do it again next year, shall we? season 4 returns on january 16th! 

in today's episode, we're talking about an app on my phone that's destroying my life, continuing to reflect on my desire to feel protected in relationships, and then! the politics of public friendship fall outs, a vague commentary on the brianna chickenfry x grace o'malley friend breakup that's been all over my for you page this week. let's chat!! TIME STAMPS: 00:00 – this app is ruining my life 04:30 – i didn't realize this was a hot take 09:20 – re: feeling protected in partnerships 30:27 – the politics of public friend fall outs

lover girls ASSEMBLE... today, we're being haters (and we're half joking but we're also so serious) and we're talking about relationship hoppers, the worst songs of all time, ex classmates chiming in a decade later, and then we're getting sweet and talking about queer discovery and some insecurities of mine that have popped up along the way lol we have range, mama! this is the beauty of the sleepover! 

For thousands of unique gifts & 15% off your first order, visit https://UncommonGoods.com/emotionallyonline in today's episode, we're offering a critique of babies on planes, an insight into becoming less tech savy post-internet breaks, a release after going off birth control, and a rant about the death of personal style... strap in! 

a mini episode! i had limited time this week with the holiday but still wanted to get an episode together for you guys to talk wicked, being type cast as a villain, and the difference between call outs and call ins. love u, hope ur all having a relaxing weekend with people you love

For thousands of unique gifts & 15% off your first order, visit https://UncommonGoods.com/emotionallyonlinelover girls worldwide assemble! today, we're talking spotify wrapped predictions, going through an emotionally chaotic time and taking several submissions about friendship breakups and how to navigate them. i hope you're relaxing this weekend! mwah! TIME STAMPS: 00:00 – spotify wrapped predictions 10:36 – eager for awards season 19:12 – inspired AND overwhelmed 24:21 – friendship breakups vs. romantic breakups 37:05 – dealing with envy within a friendship 52:11 – falling out with friends who center men

hope you've been taking care of yourself in the wake of well... everything. today, we're talking about all of it: the election, feminine rage, and why we're reprimanded for our lack of empathy towards misogynists (i'll give you a hint...

For thousands of unique gifts & 15% off your first order, visit www.UncommonGoods.com/EMOTIONALLYONLINE girl, it's emotionally online time girl... and this week, we're joined again by one of my favorite people, the illustrious MEG RUOCCO! i've been dying to have meg back on the podcast so we can talk about my venture back onto tiktok, why men aren't allowed to say they have a type anymore, and indulge in your audience submissions about hating your best friends boyfriend, watching your friends create "bad art", and assessing the difference in a love of solitude and an inclination towards avoidance. SO MUCH TO DISCUSS so enjoy this longer episode for all your sleepover needs this lovely friday. i love you all! please vote! we'll talk next week! mwah! mwah! mwah! meg's tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@megruocco meg's instagram: https://www.instagram.com/megruoccomeg's substack: https://whatareyouupto.substack.com/ TIME STAMPS:00:00 – meg is back!03:58 – my tiktok bully, hey girl10:50 – celebrities in tiktok comments16:02 – wtf is tiktok shop21:34 – uncommon goods23:03 – men aren't allowed to say they have a type54:50 – audience submissions!55:50 – hating your bff's romantic partner01:16:02 – my friend wrote a book... and it sucks01:31:16 – being bold in the search for connection, platonic and romantic01:45:00 – am i content being alone or am i being avoidant?

jury duty may have kept us separated for a week but NO LONGER, I'M BACK ON THE MIC! and we have so much to talk about! today, we're reminiscing on my teenage fangirl era and chatting about the loss of liam payne. we're talking about bringing back shame, being a girls girl, and rolling our eyes at people that ask the dreaded, "are you dating right now?" question. grab your snack and a little bev, the show is about to begin!! TIME STAMPS:00:00 – i survived jury duty08:59 – ladle was adopted!11:34 – influencers talking during movie premieres...17:31 – the end of a fangirl era + parasocialism gone wild39:04 – being a girls girl and having a crush on someone in a relationship48:56 – "so... are you dating anyone right now?" 

it's october! but are we feeling the fall season yet? today, we're chatting about halloween horrors of years past, i give my formal review of joker 2, and we dive into a long conversation about AI, the current state of the creator landscape, and the importance (or lack thereof) of popularity metrics. i'm on a train to go see one of my high school besties get married this weekend and celebrate love for 3 days straight. smooch your pets for me, mwah! xx TIME STAMPS: 00:00 – halloween trauma 17:18 – i saw joker: folie a deux… 32:51 – AI, the creator landscape, and popularity metrics

lover girls! we're gushing! mostly about lady gaga this week (deserved) but also about the substance, my sweet angel fosters, and choosing to be childless. i'm writing this description as i'm getting ready to go spend time with my parents this weekend while they're visiting new york. hug your people for me, mwah! xx TIME STAMPS:00:00 – kitty updates06:45 – shoutout to the lover gxrls09:12 – digitizing my closet14:43 – movie review: strange darling (SPOILERS + TW: SA)29:56 – the substance and ozempic37:33 – lady gaga's impact on my young self1:00:00 – biological timelines and the pressure to be a mother

cried while filming this and then cried again while editing it... WHY CAN'T I STOP TIME??? WHY IS IT ALL MOVING SO FAST??? today i'm chatting (crying) about getting older, mourning the eras where family and friends lived closer, and worrying about what the future holds and how we'll all remain intertwined when things get more different. from crying to my therapist, to crying to my dad, to crying for your listening pleasure... this is emotionally online baby! TIME STAMPS:00:00 – i would die for lady gaga07:13 – secret lives of mormon wives11:21 – getting older and choosing a different path than the people you love37:30 – submitters friends keep jokingly using the word "fatty"49:30 – becoming more securely attached

it's been a long september already folks, a month full of bad periods, reflections on friendship, and two of the cutest foster kittens the world has ever known. today, we're talking about some of your recent friendship conflicts, the ethics of having sex with someone who's anti-feminist, and what we've learned from witnessing chappell roan set boundaries with her audience. lots to discuss! strap in! TIME STAMPS: 00:00 – bad periods are haunting me 06:17 – submissions begin! 06:25 – my besties/roommates don't like my bf 15:31 – hooking up with a man with differing views on "modern feminism"... 20:09 – getting better at gift giving in a relationship 27:20 – dealing with a friend who won't communicate 33:26 – chappell roan and parasocial relationships

check your voter registration, register to vote, and learn what's on the ballot for you: https://www.vote.org/ donate to operation olive branch: https://www.gofundme.com/f/operationolivebranch after being entrenched in american propaganda for a week, i'm happy to be home and deep in processing of all that i observed and all that i'm anticipating as we move through this election cycle. today, i'm chatting through some reflections being one of the creators invited to experience the DNC for myself and where my brain is at when thinking about how to approach the upcoming election when so much is at stake and an extremist like donald trump is on the ballot. we have a lot to discuss but first, let's start with something lighthearted and sweet: my new foster kittens and crushing this trivia season!TIME STAMPS: 00:00 – new foster kittens! 04:52 – lads on tour success and my biggest opp 13:54 – dnc recap and reflections

this week, we're catching up on my few weeks away! we're talking psychic grifters, being a mini golf prodigy, and getting ready to head to the DNC in just a few short days. in the submission box this week, we're digging into our insecurities, chatting big areolas, and whether or not it's a big deal to be so sentimental! love ya! thanks for being here! TIME STAMPS:00:00 – back from maine!01:46 – overheating04:55 – old women driving cybertrucks06:42 – mini golf champ09:02 – psychic grifters16:37 – heading to the DNC19:02 – insane p0rn i watched this week24:01 – sugar daddy bots piss me off25:20 – audience submissions begin!25:50 – diet culture making the rounds again, how are we coping?33:38 – big areolas, big boobs, and feeling comfortable and confident44:00 – partners keeping sentimental items from exes

i'm writing to you from york beach, maine!! watching the waves crash outside of my window for one final day before heading back to new york tomorrow. today's episode is all about red flag reflections, how audiences get caught up in delivering justice to collaborators of people like cody ko, the love island finale, and a farewell to miss moldy mae!!! TIME STAMPS:00:00 – foster life reflections09:34 – i've never been in a relationship, is this a red flag?21:55 – collaborators speaking out: cody ko follow up33:35 – awkward social interactions and social anxiety40:06 – LOVE ISLAND UK SEASON 11 FINALEEEEEE 

robbie's back on the pod to celebrate the hard launch of our latest favorite word: celibatuationships. today we're nailing down the boundaries of what it means to be in a celibatuationship, reminiscing on our former crushes that made it into our mount crushmores, and confirming that brat summer is a flirty summer.  join the email list for the crete trip: https://trovatrip.com/trip/europe/greece/greece-with-maddie-dragsbaek-jun-2025tickets to robbie's august and september shows: https://thepit.my.salesforce-sites.com/ticket/#/events/a0S8W00000mnFMqUAMfollow robbie on instagram: https://www.instagram.com/robbienunescheck out robbie's podcast: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJDx-B7JahTtOsoDHQdzG-A TIME STAMPS:00:00 – robbie's back!07:34 – an important announcement!12:20 – defining celibatuationships30:49 – every summer is flirty summer44:10 – spiritually helping robbie through brat summer46:25 – the war on extroverts52:13 – who's on your mount crushmore?01:16:32 – audience submissions!01:17:04 – bf caught with a folder of exes nudes01:35:17 – love island recap

after taking an unexpected hiatus to take care of some stuff in my personal life, i'm back and ready to talk about well... everything! some life updates from me, my opinions on the hottest horror movies of the summer, a breakdown of the cody ko situation and how the internet chooses to treat "unlikable women", followed by of course, some love island recap catch up. sorry for two weeks without the pod! go smooch your pets for me!  TIME STAMPS:00:00 – life updates03:51 – longlegs vs. maxxxine17:40 – the cody ko situation39:48 – an observation of karma at play50:38 – love island CATCH UP!!! CASA AMOR!!!!

i'm back in brooklyn and boy do we have things to catch up on! i've got some reflections for me and some questions for you when it comes to the community we're building over here and i'm dying for your input!! then we're chatting about coming out as bisexual while in a relationship, dating someone with opposing political views, and how your fear of singlehood is holding you back!! topping it off, of course, by discussing the last 2 weeks of love island... CAN'T WAIT BABES TIME STAMPS:00:00 – catching up! next years lover girls retreat? patreon? group chat?17:05 – coming out as bisexual while in a long-term relationship with a man24:02 – can you date someone with opposing political views?34:30 – your fear of singlehood is making you settle46:45 – love island CATCH UP......

writing this to you as i'm FINALLY sitting back at my desk in brooklyn! i was in spain, then i got home and immediately went off to a friend's bachelorette so my time to edit has been limited but I'M BACK! and i've been filming so much content for y'all so strap in!! this week, we're talking about my joey chestnut fixation, the line between what your partner should intuitively know and what you should tell them, sharing a bed with friends while in a relationship, and how to be a good friend to your plus-size friends as a straight sized person. we've got a mini love island recap at the end but full disclaimer, we're talking about episodes that have long passed at this point... i'm gonna get us fully caught up on friday's episode but for now! let's feast on this! love ya! TIME STAMPS:00:00 – so true bestie05:26 – spain vibes are through the roof10:46 – into the chestnutiverse23:14 – submissions begin!23:27 – is he not doing enough or am I not communicating my needs well enough?31:58 – update on jealous of my bf's girl best friend submission40:38 – supporting your plus-size friends when you're not plus-size01:05:01 – love island recap!!! i'm behind!!! 

hi besties!!! bit of a shorter episode today because i've gotta get my booty on over to SPAIN to hang out with some of y'all for a week hehehe but i'm here and we're talking about jealousy, conditional love, and OF COURSE, love island season 11 week 1. let's get into it!!! TIME STAMPS:00:00 – cat therapy 10:00 – submissions begin!10:10 – reopening doors previously closed13:35 – jealous of my boyfriends girl best friend22:05 – girlfriend said her love was conditional on my weight33:26 – LOVE ISLAND IS BACK BABY!!! 

summer is HERE, the weather is HOT, and i am SQUASHING THE DAILY PENETRATION RUMORS ONCE AND FOR ALL. today, we're correcting the record, talking about how often you should be having sex in a relationship, reductive advice like "if he wanted to he would" and the pressure to pursue a "wedding bod". lover girls assemble!!! TIME STAMPS:00:00 – fostering updates12:24 – traveling to spain with some of the lovers soon :)16:48 – yearning girls worldwide playlist is HERE!!!17:53 – brits vs. americans beef expansion23:11 – how often should you have sex in a relationship?39:56 – reductive advice from friends post break-up52:18 – pressure to pursue a "wedding bod"

bumble... count your days... this week, i'm talking about bumble's insane anti-celibacy rebrand, making the mistake of recommending challengers to my parents, getting into a groove with the right therapist, and a follow up to the recent karaoke fiasco! oh also... i'm a foster mom now! which is the reason for my mysterious absence last week (i really thought i was gonna be able to plan, film, edit, and upload all in the same day... she was ambitious for sure) anyways! enjoy! and follow me on ig to see the foster babies! TIME STAMPS:00:00 – i'm a foster mom!03:05 – new billie album05:00 – don't tell your parents to see challengers14:57 – yearning girls worldwide playlist!!!!19:44 – bumble, count your days44:45 – audience submissions!45:09 – karaoke follow up50:26 – really resistant to therapy + finding the right therapist

For 50% off your first Care/of subscription order, go to https://TakeCareOf.com and enter code emotionallyonline50! thirst season is upon us and i have no thoughts in my brain except for horny screaming and things i remembered to write down in my notes app... needless to say, this episode is a grab bag of topics ranging from my solution for resolving the brit vs. american beef, the man vs. bear debate ending relationships, and whether or not birthdays are a burden. strap in, happy friday! love ya! TIME STAMPS:00:00 – internet celebrities are welcome04:43 – THIRST SZN IS UPON US08:40 – brits and americans handshaking over reality tv12:12 – people who fly southwest do not have anxiety15:56 – "birthdays are a burden"25:31 – care/of27:37 – submission box opens!28:03 – man vs. bear debate ending relationships37:03 – no contact camaraderie 

mango and i are back in the stu and today, we're talking about the latest in bisexual wins: challengers (sans spoilers!) and the latest in bisexual losses: me getting ketchup foot at the alamo drafthouse. then we're hitting some juicy audience submissions and handing out some tough love where necessary because hey! you asked for it!  TIME STAMPS:00:00 – mango's in the stu!01:47 – bisexual world domination04:03 – challengers thoughts (no spoilers!)08:31 – people pleasing at the alamo drafthouse21:59 – audience submissions!22:34 – AITA for making a joke (?) about my friends husband30:42 – should we be forcing ourselves to move on post-break up?42:08 – dating app guy uninterested after seeing more photos of me48:22 – navigating intimate friendships post-breakup

we're rambling today, folks! today, i'm chatting about how rewatching some old videos of myself from when i was a teenager made me feel reminiscent for a time i wasn't constantly aware of other people's judgement! yes, we're talking about how to stop caring what everyone thinks of you but truthfully, i don't have any concrete answers yet! the sleepover is getting these thoughts straight off the dome so this is the first draft mama!! then i hop into an audience submission about healing your relationship with movement and detaching your self-worth from aesthetics. it's a big episode! give yourself some love for me!! TIME STAMPS:00:00 – balcony fomo04:55 – youtube recommends... ur 2011 camp counselors cover of wonderwall08:23 – feeling inspired by my teenage self16:36 – reflections on how to stop caring what everyone thinks of you38:14 – healing your relationship with movement and detaching your self-worth from aesthetics

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for 50% off your first Care/of subscription order, go to https://TakeCareOf.com and enter code emotionallyonline50!the besties are back! ashley and micha are joining me this week from boston where we're chatting about the hiring procedures at lovers international, a secret that i've held deep within my spirit for years out of sheer embarrassment, and my phobia of vomit paired with some gross college drinking stories (check those timestamps if you wanna skip that section lol).apologies for the peaking audio and some excessive talking over each other in this one, we were clearly very excited to be reunited since we all live in different cities lol okay love ya! enjoy the episode! TIME STAMPS:00:00 – the besties are reunited04:20 – catching strays at trivia10:45 – lovers international is hiring30:11 – care/of31:46 – my deepest darkest secret (butt naked at the dermatologist)41:14 – why is my underwear on the floor of my college classroom?45:48 – TW vomit! my phobia of vomit and college drinking stories55:46 – survey: did he take his shirt off before or during the makeout?01:01:50 – we love davis clarke, linkedin's final boss

at tonight's slumber party, i am joined by the one and only meg ruocco! and boy did you guys come in with the JUICE for today's episode... we've got some listener beef to settle first and foremost but we've also got lots to talk about when it comes to dating as a fat person and dealing with fetishization, libido shifts, trusting in the universe vs. taking action, ricky stanicky, and the importance of periods of prolonged singlehood! let's do it baby! meg's tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@megruoccomeg's instagram: https://www.instagram.com/megruocco TIME STAMPS:00:00 – meg is here!02:02 – march madness and theater as sport09:35 – ricky stanicky12:28 – theatre camp and high ropes27:59 – audience submissions!28:25 – relationship behavior but wants casual39:34 – how long to stay single post break-up46:52 – feeling fetishized as a fat woman in dating01:13:13 – i know what you did with my boyfriend01:27:34 – trusting in the universes timing vs. taking action in dating01:52:45 – libido changes and needing an emotional connection