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Hey there, listener, long time no see! How about a giant disembodied head? ... Well, how about an episode about a giant disembodied head, then, with guest host Ziva (@lovessmallsong)? We're talking about Mystics in Bali this week, an Indonesian horror movie and cult classic. RECOMMENDATIONS: Higurashi no Naku Koro ni kai Umineko no Naku Koro ni Intro music done by people you meet outside of bars. You can find more of their work at gaygothvibes.online. Episode edited by Blair Kitsch, who can be found on twitter @blairkitsch.

What if zombies were pets? And what if they could make your calves cramp? Erin is here to help us answer these questions and so many more that Fido raises! In addition to zombies, we also go long about Mortal Kombat, Flicka for boys, and experience a surreal school reunion! Intro music done by people you meet outside of bars. You can find more of their work at gaygothvibes.online. Episode edited by Sara, who is currently

This week on the show we've brought on Ducky (@duckyaisha) to talk about Sinister (2012)! Topics include pre-divorce vibes, a police force of Redditors, perilous cycling, Midna Pixie Dream Girl, and MORE!! RECOMMENDATIONS: First Reformed Octavia Butler's Xenogenesis ntro music done by people you meet outside of bars. You can find more of their work at gaygothvibes.online. Episode edited by Blair Kitsch, who can be found on twitter @blairkitsch.

Welcome to Sunday school, kids, it's time to learn about Catholicism! Or, at least, a fun comic book version of it. Don't worry, there's no strange wafers that will leave a taste in your mouth for the rest of the service or any sort of communal goblets of wine or anything like that. No, no, we watched Constantine (2005) this week, and we brought along Jo (@FriendOfDaShow) for the ride! Join us as we discuss Alan Moore, angel gender, mythologization of Christianity, and MORE!!! RECOMMENDATIONS: Taskmaster Higurashi (again) Intro music done by people you meet outside of bars. You can find more of their work at gaygothvibes.online. Episode edited by Blair Kitsch, who can be found on twitter @blairkitsch, and who is also apparently the Undertaker of Podcasts.

Look, up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's Superman if he were fucked up and Jokerfied! Well, no, more specifically, it's a Fearbaiting episode about Brightburn (2019) with returning champion Morgan (@cursegoat). Join your hosts this week as they discuss Mary Elizabeth Winstead's filmography, Nuclear Man, thematically relevant school lectures, the diner at the center of the universe, and MORE!! RECOMMENDATIONS: The Brood (1979) Challenge yourself! Hard but fun! Intro music done by people you meet outside of bars. You can find more of their work at gaygothvibes.online. Episode edited by Blair Kitsch, who can be found on twitter @blairkitsch.

Fearbaiting is back for the new year! We had Eliott (@kaibaliker) journey with us to the Gnome Hut, AKA 2020's Come True! Join us as we do everything in our power to not talk about this godforsaken movie, and instead talk about goatse, our deadnames, how much you'd have to pay us for the knowledge of when we beeped it, and so much more. RECOMMENDATIONS: Half-Life: Alyx But the Gnome is TOO AWARE Disco Elysium Intro music done by people you meet outside of bars. You can find more of their work at gaygothvibes.online. Episode edited by Sara, who is just so delighted to be back!

Ho Ho Ho! Merry.... December 27th! It's time for our annual tradition... that is both starting and stopping this year... of reviewing the seventh installment into the Saw franchise... Saw 3D! Now, you might be saying to yourself... Fearbaiting, didn't you already do an episode on Saw 3D? And to that we say... holy hell what a memory you have! But have no fear, this time is different.... because we've brought resident Saw-head, Morgan (@cursegoat) on with us to break this shit down once and for all. Topics include: Potential Matrix: Resurrection spoilers, Roberta Bobbification, Linkin Park, special boys, cuckoldry, and MORE! RECOMMENDATIONS: Eggnog Romaplasm Disembodied (1998) Theme music done by Max Knightley. You can find more of her work at pastelhandgrenade.bandcamp.com. Editing for this episode done by Blair Kitsch, who can be found on Twitter @blairkitsch.

Rev up your engines, folks! We've got a two-hour biker extravaganza with Roy (@bnuuy) as we cover 1999's Murdercycle! We dive DEEP onto this strangely anti-CIA practical effects extravaganza from the turn of the century, and also talk about a few silly cars. RECOMMENDATIONS: Thirteen Ghosts Commissioning @punkieheart for crochet reasons Doing something you once thought was cringe The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System Intro music done by people you meet outside of bars. You can find more of their work at gaygothvibes.online. Schlocktober cover art made by @blairkitsch!! Episode edited by Sara, who is going to lay down for a very long nap.

Welcome, listener, to 1-800-SCHLOCKTOBERWEEK4, dial 69420 NOW in order to enjoy an episode starring BLAIR and SARA and joined by lovely return guest JÁNOS (@janoskapuvari). After the tone, please select from one of the following topics: Steve Sinner, jockpilling, the youngest oldest man in the world, Boy George, deviled egg sandwiches, and MORE! RECOMMENDATIONS: Squid Game Kaiji Seasons of the Story Dune (2021) Intro music done by people you meet outside of bars. You can find more of their work at gaygothvibes.online. Editing and Schlocktober promo art done by Blair Kitsch. You can find him on Twitter @blairkitsch.

Have you heard the good news? It's Schlocktober week three! And this time around, we've invited Fearbaiting powerhouse Morgan (@cursegoat) back on again to help unpack Flatliners (2017)! Get on this hospital bed so we can stop your heart and bring you on a magical journey where we discuss Christian cinema, NOT the weather, autumn watches, little blonde bitches, house boats, and MORE!! RECOMMENDATIONS: Citations Needed False Swipe Gaming Retro Pals Intro music done by people you meet outside of bars. You can find more of their work at gaygothvibes.online. Editing and Schlocktober promo art done by Blair Kitsch. You can find him on Twitter @blairkitsch.

No, it's not that Q - Schlocktober continues with this jumbo sized spicy BIG episode on Q: The Winged Serpent with returning guest John (@FlourishCaster_)! We talked for a LONG while about Michael Moriarty and David Carradine's Chrysler building escapades - enjoy!!! RECOMMENDATIONS: V/H/S/94 TrueAnon Hacking Your 3DS Intro and outro music provided by people you meet outside of bars, check out more of their music at gaygothvibes.online! Episode edited by Morg, who can be found on twitter @hauntingthemorg!

Come on in, spend the night, weary listener. Oh, my, you're soaking wet! You'll catch your death of cold... oh, what's that? The large oak doors slamming suddenly behind you as soon as you stepped through the threshold? Don't worry about any of that! Welcome to SCHLOCKTOBER MANOR!!!!! thunder lightning thunder lightning We've got a spoooooooooky episode for you this week! Blair sticks with us to help kick off Schlocktober 2021, and along with him we have returning champion Alex (@alexthevirgo) to talk about Eli Roth's Cabin Fever (2002)! And talk, do we... topics include pancakes, blueberries, camping, friendship, locals, personal hygiene, and MORE! :) wholesome stuff RECOMMENDATIONS: AOKOHIO - WHY? Midnight Mass No Blues - Los Campesinos! Intro music done by people you meet outside of bars. You can find more of their work at gaygothvibes.online. Editing and Schlocktober promo art done by Blair Kitsch. You can find him on Twitter @blairkitsch.

Hoooooo boy! Do we ever have a doozy for you this week. Sara and Morgan (@cursegoat) bring poor old Blair on in for a jigsaw trap of his very own: Saw VI! Join us as we round off the gore- and crime-procedural-filled extravaganza of Sawptember and discuss topics such as the intricacies of satire, Dr. Roberta Bobby, hot girl shit, microwave dinners, level design, and MORE!! RECOMMENDATIONS: The Story Must Be Told Cathode TV Rediscovering some old favorites! Special Sawptember theme music done by Max Knightley. You can find more of her work at pastelhandgrenade.bandcamp.com. Special Sawptember cover art and editing for this episode done by Blair Kitsch, who can be found on Twitter @blairkitsch.

Strap yourself into your rack trap, listeners, because we've got a doozy for y'all this week! Sawptember continues to lurch forward, and Sara and Morgan (@cursegoat) are lurching along side it as they dive into perfectly coherent and linearly-constructed Saw V! Join them as they discuss Solid Snake, the avengers of sex, flashbacks within flashbacks within flashbacks, basic utilization of narrative devices, and MORE!! Recommendations: Fumble Dimension Demon Slayer Special Sawptember theme music done by Max Knightley. You can find more of her work at pastelhandgrenade.bandcamp.com. Special Sawptember cover art and editing for this episode done by Blair Kitsch, who can be found on Twitter @blairkitsch.

Hello, listeners. We want to play a game with you. In your podcatcher you will find one nearly two hour long episode with Sara and Morgan (@cursegoat) back in the saddle again to shlep their confused, exhausted brains through the entirety of Saw IV, where they discuss lizard upkeep, Bonkus of the Klonkus, wax cassette treats, The Homophobic Dick Sucker, and more.................. Can you make linear sense of this plot line? Can you unscramble this horrifying matroishka doll of a movie series? We can't certainly, so, uhhh, good luck and let us know what you find out! RECOMMENDATIONS: OpenRCT2 In the Aeroplane Over the Sea Special Sawptember theme music done by Max Knightley. You can find more of her work at pastelhandgrenade.bandcamp.com. Special Sawptember cover art and editing for this episode done by Blair Kitsch, who is actually going to plug himself this time @blairkitsch on twitter.

WEE-WOO WEE-WOO red alert!!! Red alert idiots!!! It's time for freakin' Sawptember!!!!!! Put on your complementary reverse bear trap and join Sara along with Morgan (@cursegoat) for the entire month of September to watch some of the horror movies of all time, the Saw franchise! We start off this hallowed month with Saw III, and, as though trapped in a twisted and devious jigsaw contraption of our very own, spend the next ninety minutes discussing the amazing sport of golf ;), Donny Wahlberg the glizzy GOAT, tickleification, Jigsaw Memorial Children's Hospital, the hog-swallower, and MORE!!!! RECOMMENDATIONS: Dead by Daylight Halloween H20 Special Sawptember theme music done by Max Knightley. You can find more of her work at pastelhandgrenade.bandcamp.com. Special Sawptember cover art and editing for this episode done by Blair Kitsch, who is actually going to plug himself this time @blairkitsch on twitter.

In this final episode before we go deep on Sawptember and Schlocktober, friend Leah (@leah_unofficial) makes her podcasting debut as we talk about Princess Mononoke! We also talk about T4T protagonists, funny little guys with butts, and an exciting new sponsor opportunity! RECOMMENDATIONS: Higurashi No Naku Koro Ni We Know the Devil Intro music done by people you meet outside of bars. You can find more of their work at gaygothvibes.online. Episode edited by Sara, who went into the forest four days ago and hasn't been seen since!

This week on Fearbaiting, we take a look at a movie that was daring enough to ask: what if the slasher sucked you dry? Returning guest Val (@flightcubb) is here to talk about Brendan Fraser's turn as Indiana Jones in The Mummy!! We also talk about Rachel Weisz's Y: The Last Man contract rider, putting the pussy in a scarmophogoghs, the Blueverly Hillbillies, and a brand new Pokemon move that's sweeping the meta. RECOMMENDATIONS (that we didn't actually get to in the show but trust us this is what we're recommending) Higurashi No Naku Koro Ni New Pokemon Snap! Intro music done by people you meet outside of bars. You can find more of their work at gaygothvibes.online. Episode edited by Sara, who is really hoping you'll drop something off the dinner table for her to eat!

Wolves! Lions! Cicadas! Beasts of the Mr. and the LA variety! We've got all that and more on this weirdly-formatted episode about a movie that just completely slid off the hosts brains. We had Niamh (@nickelwolf) on to talk about Brotherhood of the Wolf, as we try to decipher what the French were doing in the early 2000s. RECOMMENDATIONS: CUTIEMARKS (And The Things That Bind Us) - Vylet Pony Durarara!! Intro music done by people you meet outside of bars. You can find more of their work at gaygothvibes.online. Episode edited by Sara, who can be found chasing a ball around your backyard.

Grab your tiny plasticine figurines, everyone, because this week Sara is joined by animator Nick (@nickrvern) to talk about Paranorman, and all the complicated emotions that come along with a film like that. Join us as we largely unpack its technical strengths and storytelling weak spots, as well as discuss gripping topics such as dump truck asses, QAnon dads, ghosts whom are made of farts, and so much more. RECOMMENDATIONS: Alita: Battle Angel (2019) I Think You Should Leave Season 2 Intro music done by people you meet outside of bars. You can find more of their work at gaygothvibes.online. Editing done by Blair Kitsch, who would love if you found him, because he's currently trapped on a canoe in the middle of a lake.

This week, we bring Helga (@hindsightee) along with us to dive deep under the depths to see what horrors we can find under there... such as our movie this week, the Kristen Stewart vehicle Underwater! Come along with us as we taxonomize paradoxes, contemplate Slenderman, discuss gamer keyboards, and MORE!! RECOMMENDATIONS: Higurashi Hub gears on bikes An Army Like No Other Intro music done by people you meet outside of bars. You can find more of their work at gaygothvibes.online. Editing done by Blair, who you can find scurrying around in your rafters.

There's a lizard on the loose, and as such we had to bring in fellow lizard expert Su (@mossappreci8or) for Aberration! Come for the reptile talk, stay for the discussion of the true horror of this movie: having a shitty guy fall in love with you. RECOMMENDATIONS: Oddtaxi Interaction of Color by Josef Albers Chromatic Intro music done by people you meet outside of bars. You can find more of their work at gaygothvibes.online Episode edited by Sara, who is currently asleep beneath a tree on a nice spring day.

Ooohh, we're a lil naughty, aren't we? Dropping an episode with Ryan (@cursegoat) talking about Saw II three whole months before Sawptember? What a tasty little tease we are!! We've hidden a key behind your eyeball... and if you can dig it out in the next ninety seconds... you get to listen to us riff about Noob Saibot, Woke Freddie, Jigsaw quotes, jokerification, and MORE! RECCOMENDATIONS: Fist of the North Guilty Gear -Strive- ntro music done by people you meet outside of bars. You can find more of their work at peopleyoumeetoutsideofbars.bandcamp.com. Editing done by Blair Kitsch, who you can find standing upright in a coffin like a Dracula waiting to make his dramatic entrance.

This week, your host invites back Matt (@mattgcn) to ask the most important question ever posed in Fearbaiting history: what if you played calvinball with a fucked up guy? As a means of serious, peer reviewed research, we watched Psycho Goreman, a lovingly made schlock-homage that seeks to answer that very query. RECOMMENDATIONS: The "conception" of taking walks Qanon Anonymous Guilty Gear -Strive- Intro music done by people you meet outside of bars. You can find more of their work at peopleyoumeetoutsideofbars.bandcamp.com. Editing done by Blair Kitsch, who you can find lounging luxuriously in a silk robe on your fainting couch.

You heard about anime? We sure have! In addition to prolonged anime talks, we also find some time in this jumbo-sized episode to talk about Stoker! Returning guest János (@janoskapuvari) joins us as we ask the age old question: what if there was a sexual uncle? And what if he had awful vibes? RECOMMENDATIONS: Franchouchou The Straight Story Intro music done by people you meet outside of bars. You can find more of their work at peopleyoumeetoutsideofbars.bandcamp.com. Episode edited by Sara, who is currently in the fetal position atop a bed full of shoes.

This week, we've been sucked into the gamer zone yet again alongside the hardened employees of Mystery Inc, as well as our very good friend Moose (@EmilyHammersley). Listen to what we have to say about null representation, nude podcasting, and hacking the matrix to give yourself some juicy cheeks! RECOMMENDATIONS: Becoming Horses Making a Pokesona Intro music done by people you meet outside of bars. You can find more of their work at peopleyoumeetoutsideofbars.bandcamp.com. Episode edited by Sara, who is currently crushing a beer can on her head.

This week, Sara invites returning guest John (@FlourishCaster_) back on to talk metaphor, symbology, representation, and g_rld_ck as they discuss Brandon Cronenberg's sophomore film Possessor. RECOMMENDATIONS: ALEXKANSAS To Your Eternity Theme music done by people you meet outside of bars. You can find more of their work at peopleyoumeetoutsideofbars.bandcamp.com Episode edited by Blair Kitsch, who you can find doing evil dances.

This week, your host puts on her little deerstalker cap and brings guest Ryan (@cursegoat) along across the pond to watch... 1992 British... pseudo reality horror quasi mockumentary (???) Ghostwatch! Hence the Sherlock Holmes look, sort of, like he was more of a private detective than a investigative reporter but— look, the point is we're in the UK and these BBC hosts really scared the shit outta a bunch of brits and we're gonna talk about what a good goddamn job they did. First, though, we speak at length about the Saw franchise, because we gotta, and cook up a new themed month. RECOMMENDATIONS: The Saw franchise, assumedly in its entirety Tokyo Revengers Theme music done by people you meet outside of bars. You can find more of their work at peopleyoumeetoutsideofbars.bandcamp.com Episode edited by Blair Kitsch, who you can find rubbing vaseline on his hands.

[New Kids on The Block's "You Got It (The Right Stuff)" plays faintly in the background through the duration of the episode description] There's not a joke here, I've just had that song stuck in my head for the entirety of the episode edit... but you know who else has the "Right Stuff"... Sara! Joined by this weeks guest Dan (@biggerchallenges) to talk about sci-fi horror-comedy The Stuff! There jokes about tf fetish, feederism, furries, you know, all the sweet sweet content that you tune into this show for! RECOMMENDATIONS: BBGunShow Zombieland Saga Intro music done by people you meet outside of bars. You can find more of their work at peopleyoumeetoutsideofbars.bandcamp.com Episode edited by Blair Kitsch, who you can find standing in his living room, slurping down his third mug of coffee this morning.

Shhh!!!! Shut up and use headphones if you have 'em, because this week Jim from The Office is leading Sara and guest Joe (@thetallestjew) through a desolate wasteland where the gimmick... er... alien, or whatever... anyway, the point is you have to be quiet and listen to your hosts script doctor this novelty horror film, or else we'll all get eaten by CGI monsters. RECOMMENDATIONS Drive to Survive FATT: _Sangfielle_ Intro music done by people you meet outside of bars. You can find more of their work at peopleyoumeetoutsideofbars.bandcamp.com. Episode edited by Blair Kitsch, who you can trying and failing to convince other people that he knows how to roll a joint.

We've gotten off the March Night Shyamalan train for this year, and now we're taking a little vacation in Russia! This week, we had Helga (@hindsightee) on the show to talk about Viy! The USSR's first horror film presents us with a menagerie of fucked up guys, and we couldn't be happier about it. RECOMMENDATIONS Lauren O'Connell - From Chambers Slow Columbo Intro music done by people you meet outside of bars. You can find more of their work at peopleyoumeetoutsideofbars.bandcamp.com. Episode edited by Sara, who is in hot pursuit of a red dot that just appeared on her floor.

TWO OH OH BABIES!!! WHOOOO!!!!!! This week it's just your old pals, the mom and pop of podcasting, Sara and Blair to talk about The Sixth Sense! It's a real good one, and they have a real animated conversation about it! Join us as we get back to our bread and butter: really just passionately analyzing and appreciating our favorite forms of art and writing. It's a good talk!! Thank you for joining us for 200 episodes!! We love you!!!! RECOMMENDATIONS: Q: Into the Storm Jujustu Kaisen Intro music done by people you meet outside of bars. You can find more of their work at peopleyoumeetoutsideofbars.bandcamp.com

Episode Notes where doing it man where MAKING THIS The Happening is a 2008 thriller written, produced, and directed by M. Night Shyamalan and the third installment in March Night Shyamalan! This week, Morg (@HauntingTheMorg) joins us to discuss another strange entry into the Shyamalan oeuvre. This one's about suicide, although deeply goofy and plant-controlled, so use discretion! RECOMMENDATIONS: Immortal Incantations: Heartspell Megaman Blair is sleep deprived and incredibly hungover and really just recommends taking a nap, which is what he does immediately after this recording. Intro music done by people you meet outside of bars. You can find more of their work at peopleyoumeetoutsideofbars.bandcamp.com

Scrunt. Narf. Apault Giabbaby. Since time immemorial, humankind has sought the meanings to these words. Now, after millennia, Fearbaiting is joined by Roy (@bnuuy) and János (@janoskapuvari) to deliver to you the meanings. Yes, you heard it true - these questions that have plagued our society since the dawn of time will be answered on this very episode. Since this is still March Night Shyamalan, though, we also have to spend most of the episode talking about Lady in the Water. RECOMMENDATIONS Purchasing and enjoying a Pokemon plush Can't Complain - Kill Lincoln The Ascension - Sufjan Stevens Undertow - Tool Higurashi: When They Cry - GOU Theme music done by people you meet outside of bars. You can find more of their work at gaygothvibes.online. Episode edited by Sara, who is currently deactivating your almonds.

Welcome to March Night Shyamalan, an entire months worth of filmed directed and typically written by famed navel-gazing twist-producer M. Night Shyamalan! Get yourself ready for a month of fun and deep artistic frustration, which we're kicking off with Signs (2002)! Blair is back with us for the month, bringing along with him for the week Summer (@stellarghost)! Join us as we discuss vibes, Gangnam Style, underutilized dead wives, and overutilized precocious children. RECOMMENDATIONS: The Tatami Galaxy No Dogs In Space Star Trek: The Next Generation Theme music done by people you meet outside of bars. You can find more of their work at gaygothvibes.online. Editing done by Blair Kitsch. You can find more of his work proudly featured on your mom's fridge.

Y'all hear about Overwatch 2? We sure have. We've got a particularly chaotic episode for you this week, and what better movie to watch than Phantasm for it! We've got friend of the show and fellow Noisespace podcaster Bean (@barriertrio) on to talk about it! RECOMMENDATIONS: VideoChess Kemono Jihen Intro/outro music provided by Satah, who makes music as People You Meet Outside of Bars at gaygothvibes.online. Episode edited by Sara who is just curled up in a little ball in the sun. It is naptime, friends.

Hey man, don't bogart the bowl, we all need to take a hit off the dummy thick bong. Lavender (@LavenderManna) returns today to talk to us about Evil Bong, and also a lot of Haikyuu. It's just par for the course at this point, Sara basically turns every show she's on into a Haikyuu podcast. Anyways, pass that shit dude!!! RECOMMENDATIONS: Robots of the Ancient World - Cosmic Riders Sleepless Domain Haikyuu!! Intro/outro music provided by Satah, who makes music as People You Meet Outside of Bars at gaygothvibes.online. Episode edited by Sara!! Who loves you!!!!!

How much would someone have to pay you to hotbox the house from The Grudge? We've got Caroline (@w1ntershouse) to answer that question, and also talk a LOT about Burn After Reading. Basically a mini-cast. Enjoy! RECOMMENDATIONS: Sk8 the Infinity Looking at some birds! Intro and outro music by Satah, who can be found making more music under people you meet outside of bars at gaygothvibes.online! Episode edited by Sara who took way too long to get this out, so she has nothing cutesy to say!!!

I'm Sunhat Zhenya. Author. Dreamweaver. Visionary. Plus podcaster. You are about to enter the world of my imagination. You are entering....my Darkplace. Also joining us in this venture into my darkplace is Ramona (@NONBlNARY), from online! We also talk about Rick and Morty, Evangelion, and the foreverial delitization of the denizens of Darkplace. RECOMMENDATIONS: Horimiya Scream Mio Flavored Water Enhancer Samia - The Baby Spelunky 2 HOLIDAYKISS - Once and Future Theme music thanks to Satah, you can find more of their work under people you meet outside of bars Episode edited by Sara! I love you!!!

Do you like Ludacris? Specifically, how do you feel about his 1999 hit What's Your Fantasy? Well, i hope you at least know it, because we talk about it a lot! Our friend Antigone (@antigoneprogone) is here to talk about the surprisingly promising adaptation of Fantasy Island from last year! We also talk about perfectly spherical frictionless horses and do a bit of singing! RECOMMENDATIONS: My Dinner with Hervé No Context 2000s Web (@NoCon2000s) Haikyuu!! Theme music thanks to Satah, you can find more of their work under people you meet outside of bars Episode edited by Sara, who is chasing a mysterious red dot that just appeared on the floor next to her and won't stay still!!

Okay, so, Oshi No Ko is like about this doctor guy who's like a huuuge fan of uh, you know what idols are, right? Like, Japanese idol culture, scene, thing— no, no, no, it's like... you know K-pop? Yeah, okay, yes, so it's sorta like that plus like... child actors and stuff. Right, right. Anyway, so, yeah, this doctor guy, really into idol culture, it's like a huge thing, and he lives out in the sticks, right? So it's a huge to do when his favorite idol ends up at his hospital gregnant— what? Oh, um, it's like an Internet thing, no, never mind, she's just pregnant. "With child," or whatever, yeah, but the thing is her fans can't know she's pregnant bc it'd totally kill the illusion of being an idol or whatever, like it's just bad for her reputation, they get into it, so he helps out but the thing is on the night she has the kids this doctor guy gets his throat slit— no, I know! That's not even the most— listen, ok, so, he's dead, except instead of dying he's immediately reincarnated into the body of one of the twins this idol just had! SO— Oh, hey, imagined third party in this made up conversation. Oh, right, yeah, so I guess we watched The Strangers this week. Remember that one? We had Lucy (@diplobrocus) on to talk about it! She's a hoot. You should listen! Glenn Howerton's in it. Yeah, yeah, they guy from— right, yeah, exactly. Anyway, as I was saying, so this dude's an infant, and you'd think they'd be weirder about it than they are, but— RECOMMENDATIONS: Elite Team Fortress 2 Thank you to Satah for providing the intro and outro music to our show. You can find more of their work under people you meet outside of bars. Editing done by Blair Kitsch, who you can find scraping ice off the windshield of his 2010 Volkswagen Jetta, fifteen minutes late for wherever he's meant to be already.

We're heading across the pond this week as our friend Niamh (@Nickelwolf) joins us to talk about the (upsettingly optimistic) Cornetto Trilogy debut, Shaun of the Dead! C'mon and take a listen as we talk about band feuds, hidden anglophile pasts, and all the tips and tricks you'll need to make it through Joe Biden's government-mandated Femboy Fridays! RECOMMENDATIONS: The Raven Cycle Moriarty the Patriot Theme music thanks to Satah, you can find more of their work under people you meet outside of bars. Episode edited by Sara, who loves you!!! Bye bye!!!!!!!!!!

Wanna play a game— Whoa, whoa, slow down there, cowboy, we've trapped you here in this toilet room this week so you'd be forced to listen to us talk with Nathan (@birddad_) about Saw! We'll let you go after the hour is up, promise, no sawing legs off to get to keys trapped in your bone marrow or poisoning your co-conspirator with toxic blood cigarettes or anything like that! Scout's honor. In the mean time, though... enjoy topics like: r/malelivingspaces, Cary Elwes, 6-hour doo-doo hand, and MORE!! RECOMMENDATIONS: Haikyuu! Smash Thru - nelward (feat. Adron) Thank you to Satah for providing the intro and outro music to our show. You can find more of their work under people you meet outside of bars. Editing done by Blair Kitsch, who you can find sitting on the living room floor, gingerly drinking a glass of room temperature water.

gnihtemos yrt emmel ,no dloH .noisnemid rorrim eht ni deppart neeb ev'ew ,kcuf hA...Okay, perfect, there we go. This week, we had friend of the show (and artist of the sister show Special Grade Snax) Ognjen (@slitherbite, @kaloliferart on to talk about Kiefer Sutherland's wacky reflection escapade, Mirrors! We talked about the scars this movie left on us as kids, anime, and Destiel (for like, WAY too long). Listen to Ognjen's Initial D podcast, Fujiwara Podcast Shop! RECOMMENDATIONS: Peg - Steely Dan Dungeon Meshi Theme music thanks to Satah, you can find more of their work under people you meet outside of bars. Episode edited by Sara, who loves you!

Gobble gobble, punks! It's (inter)national Fuck (American) Thanksgiving day! This year, your friends at Fearbaiting are not-celebrating this whitewashing of the grim legacy of colonialism by inviting friend of the show John (@_FlourishCaster) on to talk about Blood Quantum! Join us as we discuss... largely dumb bullshit (you can put a fucked up girl anywhere, decadent doobers, fuck-energy meals, you know the drill) peppered with conversations about the history of indigenous people in North America in order to contextualize this film about zombies. You can also find John on Instagram @_bedroompunk or on their CFMU radio show The Sound of Shadows Thursday nights at midnight. RECOMMENDATIONS Up Up Down Down NDND Wakusei Loop - Eve Thank you to Satah for providing the intro and outro music to our show. You can find more of their work under people you meet outside of bars.

The curtains draw closed on another wonderful Schlocktober as your friend and mine Roy, from online, joins us to talk about Gremlins 2: The New Batch. Join us as we say au revoir to the season and talk about decadent coffee choices, the Runescape gremlin, presidential prescience, Gremlins 2 crimes, and Hulk Hogan's nutty sex tape. Listen to Nonna Roy's Nightmarinara! RECOMMENDATIONS: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood Pokemon Sword/Shield (Crown Tundra DLC) AlphaVulpeculae Theme music thanks to Satah, you can find more of their work under people you meet outside of bars. Episode edited by Sara who has done far too much math today. Too much of it!

The Schlocktober curse has struck us yet again, folks! Delayed by a flat tire on the car of your intrepid editor, interrupted by the computer of your intrepid editor crashing halfway through recording, also I think Sara spills water on her powerstrip at some point, idk, or perhaps... there's a man in all of our walls causing this mayhem! For the answers to these queries and more, join us and our guest this week, Sylvia (@sylvisurfer, suspiciously unmarred by the aforementioned and absolutely previously established Schlocktober curse), as we peer behind the dry wall and dive headlong into The Boy (2016). Topics include: and extended aside about Supernatural, emotional masochism, human foible, accidentally getting Too High, and MORE! RECOMMENDATIONS: Jujutsu Kaisen (the manga this time) NeoScum Ethereality - PASTEL GHOST Theme music thanks to Satah, you can find more of their work under people you meet outside of bars. Editing done by Blair Kitsch, who you can find digging a hole in your backyard to hibernate.

You heard about phones? And e-mails and shit? Fucked up. This week, Brooks and Eddy of Funpoint, 5 Grams of Iron, Yare Yare Boys, and other podcasting enterprises are here to take a few swings at the digital hellscape that is The Internet as we watch and talk about two very different versions of Chain Letter. We also pour up a gloop - that's a gloop and a splurgy. RECOMMENDATIONS: One bad gloop and she do what I yoinky Jujutsu Kaisen Behind the Bastards Hell Like Heaven Intro and outro music by Satah, and more music of theirs can be found under people you meet outside of bars! Head to gaygothvibes.online to hear it!!! Episode edited by Sara, who needs a nap.

And lo, as the sun sets across the horizon, a chill shivers down your spine - you know, undoubtedly, that Schlocktober has descended upon you yet again, and there is nothing you can do to impede its ceaseless march. For you're fully aware that any attempt to do so would be an extreme breach of the terms of service. Y'know, like an app? Like in the movie Countdown, where there's an app that kills you? We had the Noisespace king Matt (@mattgcn) and queen Stephanie (@ageofoddish) on to talk about the movie whose elevator pitch was certainly nothing more than someone walking into a production meeting and saying the words "killer app." SCHLOCKTOBER RIDES AGAIN! Recommendations: Muesli Machine of Death Taking a nice walk Pokemon Masters Intro and outro music by Satah, and more music of theirs can be found under people you meet outside of bars! Head to gaygothvibes.online to hear it!!! Episode edited by Blair, who is too tired to be summoned into your pentagram right now.

Whoof!! Time to strap in, folks, because this week Sara is joined by Blair (@blairkitsch) once again, in prep for Schlocktober, to dive headlong into a film that has more difficult needles to thread than a seventh grade Home Ec class. So, pull on your surgical gloves and consider the implication of a horror movie tackling young adult psychosexual fantasies as we discuss Excision! Topics include: r/childfree, Protestantism, a discussion about surgery with a real human nurse, and really more intellectual work than you should sincerely expect from your hosts, so, c'mon, be grateful. RECOMMENDATIONS Hades The Venture Bros. Theme music thanks to Satah, you can find more of their work under people you meet outside of bars. Editing done by Blair Kitsch, who you can find... on this freakin' episode, my man!!!!!!

Welcome, welcome, to the 1804 edition of Fearbaiting! It's pretty similar to current podcast, but we recorded this into a gramohpone instead of computers, because it's 1804! Luca (@minervasden) comes back to complete the Ginger Snaps trilogy with Ginger Snaps Back: The Beginning, as we also spend a frankly unforgiveable amount of time talking about Final Fantasy XIV because this movie didn't really give us a lot! Oops!!!! RECOMMENDATIONS: Blowback Final Fantasy XIV Episode edited by Satah, who also provided the intro and outro music! They make music as people you meet outside of bars, and you can check out more of their stuff by going to gaygothvibes.online! REFERENCED MEDIA: how they use shotguns in movies