The Fetch A Pail Podcast is hosted by Jack (Queer, Non-Binary, They/Them) and Jill (Cis, Hetero, Ally, She/Her). We're a weekly friendship podcast about life, culture, and definitely NOT US. Join us for segments like, Queer Qorner, Current Obsession, Q&A, and Guilty Googling!
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Listeners of Fetch A Pail that love the show mention:The Fetch A Pail podcast is an absolute gem in the world of podcasts. As someone who spends a significant amount of time driving for work, this podcast has been a true lifesaver. Hosted by Jack and Jill, it never fails to keep me entertained, awake, and laughing throughout my long journeys. I cannot recommend this podcast highly enough.
One of the best aspects of The Fetch A Pail podcast is its ability to provide laughter and insight simultaneously. Jack and Jill have an incredible chemistry that translates effortlessly through the audio medium. Their humor is often clever and witty, resulting in numerous laugh-out-loud moments. But what truly sets them apart is their ability to weave insightful commentary into their discussions. They tackle relevant topics with intelligence and thoughtfulness, offering a unique perspective that keeps listeners engaged.
Another standout feature of this podcast is its consistency in delivering quality content. With each new episode, Jack and Jill continue to bring their A-game, ensuring that there is never a dull moment. Their dedication to providing entertaining and informative episodes is truly commendable, as it can be challenging for podcasts to maintain such high standards over time.
While The Fetch A Pail podcast is undeniably fantastic overall, there are a few minor aspects that some listeners might find less appealing. For instance, the occasional use of strong language may not be suitable for all audiences. However, it should be noted that these instances are infrequent and do not detract from the overall enjoyment of the show.
In conclusion, The Fetch A Pail podcast has become an essential part of my life and has brought immeasurable joy to my daily commutes. From their hilarious banter to their thought-provoking discussions, Jack and Jill have created something truly special with this podcast. If you're looking for a delightful blend of laughter and insight while on the road or simply need something that will lift your spirits, I wholeheartedly encourage you to tune in to The Fetch A Pail podcast. You won't be disappointed.
Happy Jill's Birthday Month!!! We recorded this a couple weeks ago and it was fun as ever, from wacky nightmares to totally sober pinball wins pretty please do enjoy and have a very happy holiday season and all of the good things. Email questions to fetchapailpodcast@gmail.com Follow us on Instagram: https://instagram.com/fetchapail
I'm just going to stop making excuses about how we record once a month now and then the beautiful, smart, perfect, angel of an editor (Jill who is definitely not also who writes the show notes just like how this podcast is definitely not about us) takes another 2 weeks to make very few changes before we make it to distribution. The truth is we are busy and often tired and generally scared and overwhelmed and doing our best. That's probably how a lot of us feel right now, and it's likely to get worse before it gets better. I left in several clips of us chatting between and after segments which I would usually cut out because I love how we talk to each other when no one's listening. It's mostly the same as when we're recording but it's just so sweet to hear us being great friends to each other and I really want to share all the sweetness I possibly can. We are grateful for community, kindness and humor and hope to keep bringing those things to share with you all come what may.
How long were we off since the last episode? When did we first start recording Fetch a Pail? Is it Bad Rap or Bad Rep, or either? MDITF? Is gazpacho the only other cold soup? Is coffee soup? Is hottub soup? All these questions and more were written down hastily as Jill edited the episode but none of them are answered in this week's FAP. Tune in to find out why she asked them, but not what the answers are! It's like Jeopardy except instead of the questions being answers and the answers being questions, everything is just questions. Is questions soup? Email questions to fetchapailpodcast@gmail.com Follow us on Instagram: https://instagram.com/fetchapail
If Jill's show notes are counting right, this is episode 75!!! Happy Third Quarter Quell to us and may the odds be ever in our favor (it's from Hunger Games, Jackie just google it!) I wrote a new intro song, sorry Nate. It goes like this “Jackie and Jill catchin up on the latest, talkin bout food and stuff they like and stuff they did and other stuff too and lots of jokes are comin at you!” And before you tell me to immediately quit my dayjob and become a jingle writer - I'm way ahead of you *lights computer on fire* Email questions to fetchapailpodcast@gmail.com Follow us on Instagram: https://instagram.com/fetchapail
Jackie and Jill have been DOIN STUFF! For legal reasons we won't disclose exactly what that stuff might have been. But being busy is the real truth of it! In classic Jill is in charge of editing fashion, this episode is coming out 9 days after we recorded it! But the good news is we are avoiding commenting on current events with all of our might so it's actually timeless. Jackie is getting ready to go to her 20 year High School Reunion (take that, Peter Pan syndrome!) and Jill is trying to clean her house to prepare for Jackie's visit even though Jackie DGAF about that. Scott Wilkins Rock Videos on Youtubehttps://www.youtube.com/@spwinaustin Email questions to fetchapailpodcast@gmail.com Follow us on Instagram: https://instagram.com/fetchapail
Jackie and Jill have been DOIN STUFF! For legal reasons we won't disclose exactly what that stuff might have been. But being busy is the real truth of it! In classic Jill is in charge of editing fashion, this episode is coming out 9 days after we recorded it! But the good news is we are avoiding commenting on current events with all of our might so it's actually timeless. Jackie is getting ready to go to her 20 year High School Reunion (take that, Peter Pan syndrome!) and Jill is trying to clean her house to prepare for Jackie's visit even though Jackie DGAF about that. Scott Wilkins Rock Videos on Youtube https://www.youtube.com/@spwinaustin Email questions to fetchapailpodcast@gmail.com Follow us on Instagram: https://instagram.com/fetchapail
We took another break! But don't worry, only some of it has been fun. This episode was recorded on 6/14/24 and Jackie and Jill have both been sick and/or working and/or packing and moving the better part of the last 2 weeks so getting the pod out kept getting pushed to the bottom of the list. Here's an overdue update on Jackie's Pinball Tournament results with some fun surprises! Also I've seen literally every queer person I know and even some of the straights post about Chappell Roan since we recorded this so I'mma sound extra dumb to you all haha, FORGIVE ME
A lil quickie for our loyal listeners because we missed each other and you
Hello. My name is Jackie. This is my first time writing the episode description. Is it going okay so far? So... in this episode, we talked about some stuff that's going on. There was a haircut that happened. And Jill did an awkward that made Jackie laugh. Then we had a half time. I fell asleep a little bit while editing. I think it's cuz I eepy, and not cuz the episode was boring. oh god. what if the episode is boring?! oh hi uggz. shes so sweet but kinda smelly because i never brush her teeth. oh! i should brush my teeth before i fall asleep again. ok gnight everybody! Email questions to fetchapailpodcast@gmail.com Follow us on Instagram: https://instagram.com/fetchapail --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/fetchapail/message
Jackie and Jill are doing super duper mega ultra hella okay-ish! Work is worky, life is lifey and they do be working and life-ing. We actually maybe didn't talk about work, but Jill clearly has it on her mind as she makes me write these words down for her. You can expect many mispronounced words, a few callbacks to previous episodes, and many of jokes. Here's the gist - Oatmeal Cookie Bars: Good / Licking Knives: Bad / Pinball: Good / Apartment Hunt: Bad / Shooting Your Shot: (Listen to find out
Jill has been sick and Jackie has been having a rough week, but despite Jackie's transcendental curse your fav friends finally got together to make jokes about it and ask the universe to cut us (but mostly Jackie) some dang slack! Jackie is still looking for a place to live in the Bay Area that better suits her needs (of not living next door to her Ex) and it's going so poorly the thought of moving to Bremerton has actually crossed her beautiful mind. Jill is not gonna get her hopes up (okay maybe just a little). Special surprise (to Jill) guest Adam joins us after the Cork Bork which special surprise (to Adam) is still a song written and performed by him. Alternate episode title: The One with All the (Parentheticals) Oatmeal Cream Pie Bars: https://www.kingarthurbaking.com/recipes/oatmeal-cream-pie-bars-recipe Email questions to fetchapailpodcast@gmail.com Follow us on Instagram: https://instagram.com/fetchapail --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/fetchapail/message
Jackie got sick but now she feels better, Jill's a little chilly so she's wearing a sweater. Okay so I guess it's more like a sweatshirt, but that's not the point let's teach Jackie how to flirt! If you want to know about fast food slogans you'll listen to Fetch A Pail (and NOT Joe Rogan). We are having so much fun getting back into the swing of recording the show and would love to hear from you, our lovely loyal listeners. How you all be doin? What do you like to hear about on the show? Email us or hit us up on dat ‘gram yo. Email questions to fetchapailpodcast@gmail.com Follow us on Instagram: https://instagram.com/fetchapail --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/fetchapail/message
*Join Jackie and Jill as they transverse life's greatest foibles! Expect to hear Jackie talking about some possible new relation“flips” while Jill has IBS (Irresistible Booty Shorts). Will our dynamic duo find the answers to life's biggest Qs? All of that and more on today's episode of the Joe Rogan Experience. *Disclaimer: Jill outsourced the show notes this week and let us tell ya, you get what you pay for. Fetch a Pail does not condone or support the production or consumption of any post News Radio Joe Rogan content. Email questions to fetchapailpodcast@gmail.com Follow us on Instagram: https://instagram.com/fetchapail --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/fetchapail/message
2023, amirite? We may have been off the podwaves for over a year according to Jackie (and calendars) but we never stopped recording in our hearts! Jackie and Jill are teasing their way into some kind of semi normal recording schedule and are so excited to be back at it! Please enjoy this tasty little morsel and keep your ears' tastebuds salivating for more to come soon! Thanks for being a friend
We accidentally took 2 months off (again) but we just can't quit each other! Or you :) I think I was supposed to put a link to something in the show notes but I didn't listen to the whole episode when I edited it so I can't be sure. I guess if you really want it, you'll have to send an email to fetchapailpodcast@gmail.com and tell me what it was supposed to be and then I can send it to you. While you're at it, ask a question or tell us about your life! Email questions to fetchapailpodcast@gmail.com Follow us on Instagram: https://instagram.com/fetchapail --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/fetchapail/message
I mean, you've been waiting long enough. No need to waste time reading about the episode. *Does deep sultry voice* Just dive on in, the water's fine . Email questions to fetchapailpodcast@gmail.com Follow us on Instagram: https://instagram.com/fetchapail --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/fetchapail/message
Jackie had a pretty good Birthday and a decent Halloween but a fully trash-ass few days in between. Luckily we waited long enough to record this episode that she has recovered from her terrible horrible no good very bad weekend and everything in her life is somehow even more fabulous than usual! About 20 minutes in, Jackie does some accidental foreshadowing regarding her propensity to say offensive shit, so don't say you weren't warned! Jill is doing really exciting stuff like still not volunteering, doing puzzles and baking sometimes. Be sure to stick around after the Cork Bork if you wanna know what we've been putting inside us! It's funny because it sounds like sex things but it's just food. Get it? Modified Dolls Washington State: https://www.facebook.com/wamodifieddolls/ https://www.instagram.com/wamodifieddolls/?hl=en International: https://themodifieddolls.wordpress.com/ Blobfish https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/in-defense-of-the-blobfish-why-the-worlds-ugliest-animal-isnt-as-ugly-as-you-think-it-is-6676336/ Email questions to fetchapailpodcast@gmail.com Follow us on Instagram: https://instagram.com/fetchapail --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/fetchapail/message
Little known fact, Gerber Barker is actually German for "Jackie's Birthday!" So Happy Gerber Barker to all, but mostly to Jackie. Today your editor in chief and show noteser in... brief? is eating chicken that is too spicy, doing a puzzle and writing the show notes. It's an impressive juggling act, but one which requires more stamina and motivation than I possess so just like the ep, the synopsis be a shorty. Enjoy both! Email us! fetchapailpodcast@gmail.com Follow us! https://www.instagram.com/fetchapail/ --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/fetchapail/message
After an unplanned hiatus (THANKS COVID) your fav Fappers have returned! This episode has everything: Pinball, gay weddings, and cake pops. Not to mention very cool and hip obsessions (Jill) and several foods that are maybe actually just water (Jackie). Musical Mondays https://www.improvbroadway.com/musicalmonday.html https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHm_0On9O5s Email questions to questions@fetchapail.com Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/FetchAPail Follow us on Instagram: https://instagram.com/fetchapail --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/fetchapail/message
Jill is house sitting for (friend-of-the-show) her brother and his internet is just two snails yelling into tin cans. That means slow. She also has a cardboard cut from a Philadelphia Cream Cheese (not an ad) container on her left thumb as well as a paper cut from a Bank of America (not an ad) credit card envelope on her right index finger both of which transpired in the last 24 hours and yet HERE SHE SITS, typing for your pleasure. Okay for her pleasure because when Jackie texts her later to say the show notes were chef's kiss it's going to give her a lot of pride, a sense of accomplishment and a little tickle to the ole shego. See what I did there? We're all ladies here, right? It doesn't matter. The show notes are being written before the episode has been reviewed or edited because it's taking 5 ever to download the audio and it's already been over a week since the episode was recorded! Get over it!! Email questions to questions@fetchapail.com Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/FetchAPail Follow us on Instagram: https://instagram.com/fetchapail --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/fetchapail/message
The one where Jill learns that “kickflip” is one word and not two. Jackie catches us up on the twists and turns of her dating life and Jill can only relate everything to an episode of Star Trek but tbh that's growth for her because she used to relate everything to an episode of Friends (stares at the first sentence of these notes). Yes she knows that Friends is problematic (we're looking at you Fat Monica) it's called cognitive dissonance, people! Jackie hits the jack(ie)pot at Groce Out whilst Jill avoids the grocery store like the plague, ya know because of how there is one and no one cares anymore? Email questions to questions@fetchapail.com Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/FetchAPail Follow us on Instagram: https://instagram.com/fetchapail --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/fetchapail/message
On this shorty Jackie takes her sweet time getting to the good stuff, Jill rebrands Science, Bitch! and both of your hosts make a lot of jokes about official pinball points (WPPRs - pronounced "whoppers") being different kinds of candy and/or fast food items. Short ep, short notes! Email questions to questions@fetchapail.com Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/FetchAPail Follow us on Instagram: https://instagram.com/fetchapail --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/fetchapail/message
Welp, I wrote the show notes but don't know how to use a Mac Book and accidentally went back instead of scrolling down and then the notes were gone and along with them my willingness to write any! Okay I'll try just a little. Join us this week for Jill's tales of nasty animal business as well as yucky Starby's bevs but more importantly for a personal Queer Qorner from Jackie with juicy juicers about her current dating sitch. THIS PODCAST IS NOT ABOUT US. #prayforkaren Email questions to questions@fetchapail.com Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/FetchAPail Follow us on Instagram: https://instagram.com/fetchapail --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/fetchapail/message
Jackie made a post on our Instagram (she was very active for about 30 hours and then forgot it existed probably) and said in the caption that the next episode would be recorded in person! That maybe wasn't a lie when she said it, but we certainly did very few of the things we planned to do when she came to visit. Jackie and Jill hung out IRL in their hometown of Bremerton, WA - don't doxx us!! And spoiler alert: JACKIE HAD FUN. Going home can do many things for people, many of us enjoy going home - some of us even live there right now and aren't mad about it. For others it brings the dreary weary sad bads and after years of experiencing the latter Jackie actually enjoyed a trip to B-Town! Which is the best news because all the greatest people live here said the unbiased writer of the show notes. Anyway I'm tired of typing so listen to the show already! Email questions to questions@fetchapail.com Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/FetchAPail Follow us on Instagram: https://instagram.com/fetchapail --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/fetchapail/message
Jackie is traveling out of county to rob locals of their pinball trophies while Jill remains steadfast in her commitment to do nothing and go nowhere. This episode your gals are obsessed with many forms of media and putting all kinds of delicious things inside them. Jackie is still mad at Jill for correcting her pronunciation of “Andouille” so she's putting Jill back in her place as the pleb she is by bringing it with the music and art recs. Jill counters with mention of a French salad and makes up some ground. It's a tight race and the only way to know who comes out on top is to listen to every episode of Fetch a Pail AND to tell all your friends to do the same! DJO https://open.spotify.com/artist/5p9HO3XC5P3BLxJs5Mtrhm/discography/album?pageUri=spotify:album:4v3LUnHL01HzJC6Jol6FCv Eleanor Rykener https://www.instagram.com/eleanor.rykener/ Jill's Salad Nicoise https://www.instagram.com/p/CfVSoYorKW80776dKJ36hkhwkqbhq1SUyce_2Y0/ Email questions to questions@fetchapail.com Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/FetchAPail Follow us on Instagram: https://instagram.com/fetchapail --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/fetchapail/message
Jackie and Jill are Back(y) and Still… talking about stuff! After a relaxing and productive half year hiatus Fetch a Pail is back with new episodes, hopefully a few of you never got around to unsubscribing and are very excited to see us? We recorded this episode 2 days before the Supreme Court (of the US) officially overturned Roe v Wade leaving it up to the states to decide whether or not safe abortions will be legal and available - spoiler alert a bunch of states immediately enacted restrictions, criminal penalties and outright bans. Our hearts break for every person with a uterus in these states who are no longer federally protected and we are grateful to live in Washington and California, both of which have our backs (at least for now). Everything feels heavy today, and though we've joked a lot about the dystopian hellscape we are living in over the last few years it seems like every day that passes it is less of a dramatization and more of a literal fact about our reality. We're not sure if it's good or correct to post a frivolous episode of a silly time podcast today, but we started this podcasts in the depths of lockdown, Trump's America and early waves of the deadlier stages of the pandemic and we continue to believe people deserve nice things and joy especially in times like these so we hope you agree and enjoy the escape. With love and solidarity
And we're baaack! After a VERY long hiatus, Jackie and Jill are back and excited to catch up with you! We've compiled all of our hilarious intros from Seasons 1&2 as a teaser episode for the upcoming 3rd season of Fetch A Pail. So prepare your ear balls for half an hour of nonsense and keep an eye out for our new episodes soon! Email questions to questions@fetchapail.com Follow us on Instagram: https://instagram.com/fetchapail --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/fetchapail/message
Bwehhh-bweh-bweh-bwehh!! JILL'S BDAY EPISODE! Jackie has had an amazing couple of weeks once again and nothing terrible happened to any of her windshields when it was raining. Jill actually did have an amazing birthday weekend and maybe had a nice time before that too but tends to not remember well more than 3-4 days in the past. Catch up with us and then stick around for the Cork Bork, Queer Qorner, a listener powered FAP Check, all of the other segments (we don't skip any anymore!!) and a very special game that was truly one of the best gifts Jill has ever received. Don't forget to email your questions to us and if you're listening on Spotify send us a voice memo or ask us a question there! Email questions to questions@fetchapail.com Follow us on Instagram: https://instagram.com/fetchapail --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/fetchapail/message
Wee-woo-wee-woo-wee-woo NEW FORMAT ALERT! It's mostly all the same old s-h-i-t that you know (and we assume love) but there's even more of it! New segments, new takes on old segments, YOU NAME IT! Actually we named it. Or them I guess. Anyway it turns out after 2 weeks your fav cutie pie hosty babes have lots to catch up on and one or more of them may have watched too many movies. Cakes were both made and thrown out, dips were both made and eaten and then both of those over again! Jackie teaches Jill at least 2 new phrases and Jill gets no less than 1 of Jackie's Tik-Tok references. So, that's pretty impressive I think. Email questions to questions@fetchapail.com Follow us on Instagram: https://instagram.com/fetchapail --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/fetchapail/message
In lieu of witty and delightful show notes, please enjoy this lil bit of business. Here at Fetch a Pail we are all about ch-ch-ch-changes! First change to report is that we will be a Bi-Weekly Friendship podcast from now on. Every other Thursday we will be coming at ya with a familiar, but (hopefully) elevated format and some new/improved segments! The first year of Podcasting during the pandemic was largely during quarantine and down time which isn't exactly what life is like anymore so we hope that the new schedule will be more conducive to our gal about town lifestyles. Anyway this episode is not elevated and only has a little bit of new stuff but it's fun and great and you're gonna love it probably! Email questions to questions@fetchapail.com Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/FetchAPail Follow us on Instagram: https://instagram.com/fetchapail --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/fetchapail/message
Episode 50! This was meant to be a shorty aka Speed Run because Jackie had better things to do but we ended up talking so much that even though we skipped several segments it's actually just a regular length episode, not our PB. That's a speedrunner term, I am very cool for knowing it. Jackie has been pro being perceived this week and Jill had an… experience at the doctor that you're probably gonna wanna know about. We have a great listener question and a fun new segment where we get to help Jackie with her OK Cupes profile! Plus a genuinely upsetting FAP Check and a Quick Queer Qorner. You can listen to Fetch A Pail wherever you get your podcasts, but if you listen on Spotify you can participate in some weekly questions AND soon will be able to upload voice messages for us! That's some fancy future shit. Jackie's FFS GoFundMe Jackie's FFS & Recovery Fund Email questions to questions@fetchapail.com Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/FetchAPail Follow us on Instagram: https://instagram.com/fetchapail --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/fetchapail/message
Wow we actually recorded on time 2 weeks in a row, it's almost like we are professional podcasters! Episode 2 of Season 2 is a very special episode indeed because we recorded it on JACKIE'S BIRTHDAY! Do you know Jackie as well as Jill does? Play along with the special birthday quiz and give yourself however many points you feel like because no one will be there to hold you accountable to the truth! No science this week and a lot of Jackie judging Jill's media consumption but that's normal. Maybe we should rename the podcast to Jackie Judging Jill. Fetch a Pail of Jackie's judgments and dump them on Jill's head like that movie with the scary prom lady. Happy Halloween week! Jackie's fav song right now https://open.spotify.com/track/3QKKtAgmUkgt4uKpX5Hmlf?si=79a4417ad86948bd Rebecca Black video bbno$ & Rebecca Black - yoga (Official Video) Jackie's FFS GoFundMe Jackie's FFS & Recovery Fund Email questions to questions@fetchapail.com Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/FetchAPail Follow us on Instagram: https://instagram.com/fetchapail --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/fetchapail/message
Episode 48 aka Season 2 Episode 1: The Comeback! That's actually not what the episode is called but it is what we did. After a somewhat unplanned and certainly unannounced hiatus from recording Jackie and Jill return to the mics to catch you up on the latest! You ready for your favorite segments? I hope not because we skipped most of them. You tryin to laugh once or twice and feel warm and fuzzy in your heart and maybe your downstairs business? Well you are in luck because one of those things could theoretically happen! Tune in most Thursdays for the next however long we feel like to experience the twists, turns, joys and disappointments of Fetch A Pail Season 2. The critics are raving with reviews like: “It's almost as good as the first one” and “I forgot this podcast existed!” Jackie's FFS GoFundMe Jackie's FFS & Recovery Fund Email questions to questions@fetchapail.com Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/FetchAPail Follow us on Instagram: https://instagram.com/fetchapail
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Lil shorty action comin at ya this week, but what we lack in run time we make up for in actually good content so you're welcome! Jackie is living her best basic b word life via the Starby's PSL and Jill is trying to do more hobbies and succeeding medium-ly. Your gals ponder if the success of PSL is contingent upon its novelty, or if it would be more profitable to offer it year round. Same question regarding other LTOs at popular fast food type restaurants. No Science or FAP Check this week but we've got a wonderful Queer Qorner, Obsessions and a little Whatchya Watchin action. Short ep = short notes aka shnotes
We recorded 2 days later than usual because on Tuesday at noon Jill was certain she was going to feel amazing after work and go to the hardware store and go grocery shopping. Instead she and her boyfriend both got migraines and she laid in bed and watched Real Housewives of Salt Lake City for 7 hours but she didn't talk about it on the episode because Jackie is very rude about reality television shows. Anyway something exploded in Jackie's caiylf and on the Bay Bridge which made for a real astrology is somehow to blame for this bad luck type of day. Despite this Jackie is in good spirits and has been doing well (that's our fav) and despite things being basically fine for Jill she still found plenty to complain about (classic!) The second half of the show is packed full of (most of) the best segments including actual questions from REAL listeners! Shout out to Melanie and Nardo, you da real mvps. Jackie's FFS GoFundMe https://gofund.me/8fd3d021 Email questions to questions@fetchapail.com Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/FetchAPail Follow us on Instagram: https://instagram.com/fetchapail
Well, Jill's back from vacation and she's just as sleepy and cranky as ever after several mishaps including but not limited to bad times sleeping while camping. Jackie thinks Jill should just be better at camping, and to be fair she is not wrong. Jackie has mostly been getting ready for her upcoming surgery, but she's also been talking to BOYS on the INTERNET! No Science this week but we got a great question from a real person who definitely listens to the show, although no one wrote in with names for Jill's vagina… Anyway we have plenty of Obsessions, Queer Qorner and movies to make up for it! Jackie's FFS GoFundMe https://gofund.me/8fd3d021 Scary Music Video The Woman Inside - The Golden Tree directed by Bart Hess Email questions to questions@fetchapail.com Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/FetchAPail Follow us on Instagram: https://instagram.com/fetchapail
This low energy ep is brought to you by a harrowing day of laser hair removal followed by a big beer and a tummy load of sushi. Tummy load sounds like a poop thing or a mouth sex thing, but it just means enough food to fill your tummy so get your head out the gutter already! Anyway the sleepy vibe is co-sponsored by Jill's tumble down the hill (wow I see what you did there) when she was attempting to be a good grown up and do terrible chores that she hates. Okay that's it the notes are over now. **No new episode next week, Jill is on vacation and will be out of town so Jackie's taking the week off as well. Next episode should drop August 12th-ish. Jackie's FFS GoFundMe https://gofund.me/8fd3d021 Email questions to questions@fetchapail.com Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/FetchAPail Follow us on Instagram: https://instagram.com/fetchapail
Strap in folks, this is a fast paced ride and there will be no slowing down and no stopping, not even if you have to pee real bad so empty them bladders and hop on! (That's what I said to your moms last night ohhhhhhhh!!) Okay you can pause it if it's urgent don't just not pee because I said so. Anyway this episode is a lil shorty because Jackie and Jill have had good but also very busy weeks which is pretty par for the course lately (see the last few episodes where you learn that Jill is really into Mario Golf right now so that turn of phrase is apropos). We hope you have as much fun with it as we did and we also hope you have a bunch of disposable income, some of which you might like to share with our friend Jackie so she can more safely and comfortably recover from her procedure in September. If you're broke like Jill is, don't fret! Just subscribe to the ole podcast and maybe share the GoFundMe link if you want to. Either way, thanks for bein' here and thanks for bein' a friend
Last week Jill was mostly down for the count but still manages to talk about all the nothing she did for at least several minutes. Jackie is busy planning for her big surgery and trip to visit friends at the end of the summer but at least she doesn't have to deal with that high maintenance dog anymore! This week's listener question has us laughing our ASSES off (do you get it? Oh probably not yet because you haven't listened to it. It'll make sense, it's a great joke) and Jackie comes at us with the Science! Plus a teenie tiny FAP Check, a couple FAP Check express(es?), Obsessies, Queer Qorner and Movies! Sohla El-Waylly - Succotash Pot Pie https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ol9GfFrg8w I'm in me mum's car https://youtu.be/hCM2qK8F9C0 Email questions to questions@fetchapail.com Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/FetchAPail Follow us on Instagram: https://instagram.com/fetchapail
It's back to school, b words! After a long (short), relaxing (very busy and somewhat stressful) summer vacation (one week hiatus from recording) your favorite gal pals (two people you listen to sometimes) are back and better than ever (except not better than episodes 32, 35 or 39 - probably). Actually, this episode is really good. There's some real talk and some feels talk and a very powerful weekly obsession segment (spoiler alert - not Jill's) that is heavy and important. Jackie has been playing a lot of video games and generally having a swell time doing it whilst Jill has been sweating and crying and generally being a whiny little baby. Don't worry, she approved that description! Anyway she's working on it. Enjoy a little extra catchin up plus Cork Bork, FAP Check, Double the Science (double the fun) and Queer Qorner of qourse. Arielle Twist https://arielletwist.com/ Disintegrate/Dissociate (non-Bezos) https://www.chapters.indigo.ca/en-ca/books/disintegrate-dissociate/9781551527598-item.html?ikwid=disintegrate%2fdissociate&ikwsec=Home&ikwidx=0 Disintegrate/Dissociate (Bezos) https://www.amazon.ca/Disintegrate-Dissociate-Arielle-Twist/dp/1551527596/ref=sr_1_1?s=apparel&ie=UTF8&qid=1534965427&sr=8-1&keywords=Arielle+Twist Sexy Beast Trailer (honestly, yikes) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJO5m6EFL6A Email questions to questions@fetchapail.com Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/FetchAPail Follow us on Instagram: https://instagram.com/fetchapail
Join us for this week's mystical adventure from Dog Psychics to the life hack of your DREAMS (that involves eggs). Jackie has been a real lucky b word the last couple of weeks and would appreciate some pennies thrown into wishing wells and four leaf clover discoveries on her behalf to avoid the impending changing of tides. Really the only thing you'll learn about Jill this week is that she's a real whiny baby when it gets hot. It was only like 79 today and she's fully wrecked. Something else gets wrecked (Jackie's b hole) but you'll have to stick around past the Cork Bork to find out why. Jill finally watched Bo Burnham's gosh dang Netflix special and only has 36 viewings to go to get on Jackie's level. The second half is missing some of the usual segments but don't worry it still slaps. Can you say that about stuff that isn't songs? I'm gonna! We didn't have any listener questions this week which is technically your fault but we also forgot to mention the questions email address again so I guess just click the link in the dang show notes already!! Considering the questionable nature of this content, I bet you can think of something *winky face emoji* Jackie's Virus https://www.tiktok.com/@jvck13tv/video/6975261802342993158 The other Tik-Tok video we explained in detail https://www.tiktok.com/@saint.josie/video/6976302382594477317 ATK Hard “Boiled” Eggs https://youtu.be/RV9nz1qlY64 Email questions to questions@fetchapail.com Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/FetchAPail Follow us on Instagram: https://instagram.com/fetchapail
Sometimes an episode really speaks for itself and you don't even need notes about it. Is this one of those episodes? You tell me. I mean yes, it's very good and needs no introduction. It's packed full of all of your favorite segments (except your actual favorite segment we skipped that one this week). Anyway you're only reading these to get the link to Jackie's TikTok so without further adieu- Jackie's TikTok https://www.tiktok.com/@jvck13tv Email questions to questions@fetchapail.com Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/FetchAPail Follow us on Instagram: https://instagram.com/fetchapail
Once again your hosts find themselves trapped and confused in a temporal anomaly and lack the necessary tools to free themselves. After a week of Jackie's insides falling out her butt she's back and feeling better than ever! Jill seems to have used her AirPod microphone instead of her studio mic, so that's not ideal and she is sorry but Jackie's not worried about it so neither should you be. After catching up on the latest, Jackie proves once and for all that she is the best at answering listener questions (like that was up for debate) and Jill wastes everyone's time talking about the new season of the Bachelorette. Plus a teenie tiny FAP Check, a personal Queer Qorner, a brief Science, Bitch! that is weirdly specific to one of Jill's obscure (but not interesting) pastimes. Plus movies and a tinder profile with a twist! Jackie's Twitch Channel https://twitch.tv/jvck13 Email questions to questions@fetchapail.com Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/FetchAPail Follow us on Instagram: https://instagram.com/fetchapail
*ASMR whispers* For this week’s episode, we invite you to light a candle, run a bath or snuggle up by the fire, pour a glass of something warm or bubbly (probably not both, piping hot Dr. Pepper is not recommended) and just lean back and relax. Starting at the top of your head and working your way slowly down your body, untense your muscles and imagine a warm, bright wave radiating through you inch by inch until it reaches your toes. Take a deep breath from your diaphragm, hold it for a moment, and then exhale. Now you’re ready to melt into the soothing sounds of your favorite podcasters on a super chill low energy day. If you came for laughs, you won’t be disappointed, but also you might be. Jill literally had a therapeutic massage a few hours before recording and never quite recovered from the sleepy jelly state where it left her. Also Jackie thinks sleepyjelly™ is a good Instagram handle but don’t take it it’s trademarked now ™ ™ ™ After being released from Poor Prison and then locking herself back up, Jackie introduces us to a brand new segment that even has its own theme song! Plus a listener question, a FAP Check Section, current obsessions AND more. Amolë https://www.amolekitsap.com/ Saint Josie - Inheritance https://open.spotify.com/track/0AGzMl9TZk67VW5Hx2Oxk6?si=e28d8d890d6141d1 Email questions to questions@fetchapail.com Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/FetchAPail Follow us on Instagram: https://instagram.com/fetchapail
What. An. Episode. To be honest, it’s a bit of a whirlwind but it felt like in a good way so don’t worry too much about it. Jackie has learned that money CAN buy happiness or at the very least not money can buy not happiness. Or more like not money can by nothing and that’s boring? Jill has been feeling all overwhelmed by things opening up and getting back to semi normal and trying to get her job done and also make and keep plans so she’s taking a mid-week one day-cation and is PUMPED about it. She also forgot to mention it’s her brother and friend of the show Jeff’s birthday tomorrow. HAPPY BIRTHDAY JEFF all we got you was a surprising and embarrassing transition to the Cork Board! Apparently yelp reviews are dead (RIP RUN) but we have all the best segments left over even if Jill only picked her obsession one second in advance and even if the new segment is more upsetting than funny! Listener emails are on fleek this week (I brought it back for the rhyme don’t @me) and at some point Jackie invents a new word but does not provide the definition so as to force listeners to come back next week. I think that might be entrapment, but I don’t know what entrapment is. Don’t correct me though just let me have this one. Jackie’s Twitch Channel https://www.twitch.tv/jvck13 Olympic Foraged Crafts (Maker of Jill’s fav herbal tea) https://instagram.com/olympicforagedcrafts Email questions to questions@fetchapail.com Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/FetchAPail Follow us on Instagram: https://instagram.com/fetchapail
Oh crap dang it they recorded on Monday again so everything feels different, plus Jackie is MAD! She says it like how a cute baby would say it but really she actually is pretty mad. *sings to the tune of It’s My Party by Lesley Gore* You would be too if it happened toooo youuuuuu. We should talk more about that song and how it had a sequel on the same album. Can you even think of any other songs that have sequels? Another time. Jill is doing normal pre-pandemic type things like making plans and then not even cancelling them! Who even is she? This week’s Cork Bork is oh-so-special with an expert guest brought in to compete with Jill in what can only be described as “a game, technically” and to tell us all about his work compiling resources for the LGBTQ+ community in little bb Kitsap County where Jill lives (and where Jackie grew up). On the back nine (that’s what Jill just decided to call the part of the show after the Cork Board, it’s a golf reference - keep up!) Jackie learns something brand new and definitely super endearing about his co-host of 6 months and friend of more than 15 years. It might not be the best episode ever (it’s well documented that #32 holds that title) but it’s honestly very good. If you agree, slap 5 stars on us - won’t you? Nils’ LGBTQ+ Non-Prof info https://www.rainbowcrewnw.org/ https://instagram.com/rainbowcrewnw?igshid=a1wgcfh8o5kx F9 Trailer 2 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEE4RO-_jug How Did This Get Made breakdown of F9 Trailer 2 https://open.spotify.com/episode/7pDDLxdUPHZ3uFucVQIcnA?si=R4BR5X9EQhanSPryTBJnJQ Email questions to questions@fetchapail.com Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/FetchAPail Follow us on Instagram: https://instagram.com/fetchapail-+
If you’re looking for the perfect podcast episode, look no further… than last week’s episode. If you’re looking for something pretty good that you haven’t listened to yet, then you’ve found it! Jackie ate nice food and drank nice drinks and now she remembers that is an expensive thing to do. Jill let other people cook for her because she still doesn’t believe in spending money. Something confusing happened and Jackie isn’t obsessed with anything and Jill is obsessed with everything now I guess. This week Jill managed to connect with the listeners via Instagram and proved definitively that she’s allowed to do whatever she wants when recording videos of herself including but not limited to gazing directly into the camera. Obsessions is a little sciency, Queer Qorner and FAP Check exist, albeit briefly, and Jill is getting really good at Yelp reviews. At some point Jackie and Jill become sisters and unrelatedly try to high five via two separate video recordings. Is that a cool thing to do? That guy from that boy band’s new video: https://youtu.be/vcwu4OjPfdo Email questions to questions@fetchapail.com Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/FetchAPail Follow us on Instagram: https://instagram.com/fetchapail
Happy Thursday, lovely listeners! What are our listeners even called...Fappers? Lol good one, Jill. Jackie and Jill are both in good spirits this week after very successful (though wildly different) weekend activities. Jackie debuts she/her as a new pronoun option and despite her best efforts remains firmly un-cancelled. Jill put in a few extra hours for the man and also worked overtime this weekend. Somehow that’s supposed to be a joke about her brother being “the man” because she babysat her nephew but whomever is writing this couldn’t figure out quite how to execute that attempt and is leaving you with this wordy explanation instead. Who would do that? Jill learns a new word (trepanning) and gives a fragmented and some might say incoherent report on it for Science, Bitch! even though she literally read about it for a full hour and had comprehensive notes. Queer Qorner is Quick because white people get enough press as it is and Jackie comes through with the assist after Jill leaves a very important FAP in the bag during the FAP Check. Plus, obsessions! Movies! And other stuff! Article written by the woman who had a voluntary trepanation performed in 1996 https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/health-the-hole-story-of-my-life-1601605.html Email questions to questions@fetchapail.com Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/FetchAPail Follow us on Instagram: https://instagram.com/fetchapail
This week Jill tries to say that she’s pretty nice gal number one when everyone knows if there were assigned numbers Jackie would be #1. Jackie has so much fun news about big and little changes and just general merriment. Jill enjoyed a lovely little birthday get together for mom and friend of the show Allisa Ner and then also had a bunch of moody sad girl moments which made her question her hormonal birth control choices. Speaking of questionable choices Cork Bork presents us with a real head scratcher of a listener question. Jill is just obsessed with Jackie this week and Jackie is obsessed with a BOOK! We don’t believe in science anymore and Jackie definitely didn’t watch a movie, but we’ve got some FAPs to check and reviews to… well, review I guess. You’re gonna love it! Email questions to questions@fetchapail.com Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/FetchAPail Follow us on Instagram: https://instagram.com/fetchapail