Kayallscope

After a long time gone, having COVID-19 thrice, and due to a series of events, Jordan returns to talk with special guest, Denise about her time spent at an Evangelical Christian Church franchise called Calvary Chapel. Denise reminisces on her younger years of being born again, when she fell into a church and religion that was seemingly a perfect fit. Listen as we get an inside look into what really goes on (the good and the bad), in the confined walls of Calvary Chapel.

Apolonia (AKA Apple), joins me to talk about conspiracies, government greed and manipulation, the many uses of marijuana, chasing little boys on foot, astrology, spiritual poo, Star Seeds, and how she very well may be an alien. Apolonia's business is 210 Double, which can be found at www.facebook.com/210double   and www.instagram.com/210_double    If you have questions for Apolonia, contact us on the Kayallscope facebook page, Instagram page, or call our number and leave a message.   -She will be back to answer them all and you can be on the show, if you send us a recorded voice message or simply call the number.       www.facebook.com/kayallscope      www.instagram.com/kayallscope      Kayallscope phone: 240-428-8336      You may have noticed that I haven't been putting out Kayallscope episodes very frequently, that's because I'm spending most of my time on my new history podcast "This Year In History". I will still release episodes here, but check out my new, educational history podcast with my good friend Merisa (from episode 25) on all podcast platforms. It's fun, easy to digest, short, (30 minutes episodes) and if you're not careful, you just might learn something. The new podcast is titled  "This Year In History" by Merisa and Jordanwww.linktr.ee/thisyearinhistory        

101 days in quarantine and I'm feeling the same symptoms I did in March. This is audio from a Facebook live video I did. I made this my first "bonus" episode because there is no topic in particular, just me having a one way conversation to people on my Facebook live video. I discuss COVID-19, and my experience with it in March. I talk about the Black Lives Matter movement, and my experience at the first San Antonio protest for George Floyd. I talk about policies for police officers and my experiences, both positive and negative which involved being pulled over by police or interacting with police. Here is something rather than nothing. Enjoy, or not. This is just a unedited bonus episode, so there's no song at the end. The video version will be available on YouTube.

Richard Wilmore of The Richard Wilmore Show, joins me in my third online quarantine episode to talk about the online entertainment frenzy, coffee farms in a bathroom window box, and aging parents. Check out The Richard Wilmore Show on YouTube in the link below. (I'm on Season 3 Episode 8 if you want to know my secrets). Hilarity prevails. The Richard Wilmore Show YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCK7kX2oJOdsDKw3eNuiclegClosing music is "Reverbs" by BaumCheck out my new, educational history podcast with my good friend Merisa (from episode 25) on all podcast platforms. The new podcast is titled  "This Year In History" by Merisa and Jordan

In this episode I speak with stand up comedian Tanveer Arora about him being Sikh, Bollywood, Punjabi, diet, comedy, woke culture, and the 40+ days of quarantine.  You can find out more about Tanveer and his work on his website www.tanveerarora.com YouTube  www.youtube.com/tanveerarora Facebook https://www.facebook.com/tsacomedian/ Featured song is "One" by The FanaticsI'd post their links but they're all dead links. (They must not exist anymore)Follow Kayallscope on Instagram and Facebook for pictures and more info. www.facebook.com/kayallscopeIG: @kayallscope

In this very special episode Jordan and Merisa (from the Dirty Purse Podcast) host each other to give you a combined episode to give you a two shows in one. Jordan interviews Merisa about her apocalyptic team, whilst Merisa interviews Jordan about his possible COVID-19 disease experience. The yellow liquid leaks in this unique episode and there will be a part 2 of this episode next week. Follow Kayallscope on www.facebook.com/kayallscope  www.instagram.com/kayallscope    This episode's ending song is "Too Gone - (featuring Tamara Moore)" by [pseudonym] instagram.com/iampseudonym https://open.spotify.com/user/1244563113/playlist/23xolJGHIXe8wBpL6J4Tcm?si=0XUs4NTQTeWhOshUVoFJFAiampseudonym.bandcamp.comsoundcloud.com/themusicofpseudonym     

After recording amazing content for 25 minutes, Toby realised that one of our guest's microphones wasn't being recorded, so we started the conversation again, with better information. Take a listen for yourself to learn about "eating ass culture" as Ian gives you the history of the invention of eating ass. We talk about Indians and their delicious food smells, along with sugar babies paying for their daughter's day care with their great value price of $125 a day rate, to do whatever you like with them, with the first trial session being free. Hilarity prevails in this episode, as Ian and his wife Samantha explain these normalised millennial trends a second time. Music on this episode is Follow The Leader by SirDiamnd You can find their social pages on Instagram and Soundcloudhttps://www.instagram.com/sirdiamnd/  https://soundcloud.com/sirdiamnd

On another episode of Kayallscope, Stephon and Jasmine defend Kayne not being retarded. Karen Ross Garrett, known as "Rossy" in the Kayallscope TV show makes an audible appearance to contribute her knowledge and innuendos in the commentary. The Nars laughs in the background with a live audience and special musical guest Gee Tee talks about his luh for his luher, and presents his song "Love U Right".  www.facebook.com/kayallscope www.instagram.com/kayallscope #kayne #polygamy #retarded #chopin     Closing music is "Love U Right" by Gee Tee      

In this live recording of Kayallscope, Jordan interviews actor/director/singer/dancer/comedian Jade Esteban Estrada on his journey throughout his career in show business.  In this interview they discuss, how to choose a career as an actor and comedian, how to get started, and advice on making a career as a performer.   Song: "I Don't Eat Tacos" by Jade Esteban Estrada (live performance) Find and follow Jade at www.getjaded.com @jadeestebanestrada https://www.facebook.com/actingmasterclassseries/ https://www.facebook.com/jadeestebanestrada/   Kayallscope: www.facebook.com/kayallscopeTwitter & Instagram @kayallscope

This is the one year anniversary special with Jordan Kayall, featuring Joshua Wayne and Jazz Manhattan and this episode is curtains. They talk about different scenarios of possible apocalyptic happenings, the people that ruin everything for everyone, Ray Finkel and Cory Parkey's missed field goals, Jordan's Ancestry results, Conan O'Brien's Walker Texas Ranger clips, bi-weekly vs bi-monthly, Two Thousand and late-een, and a sprinkle of Cardi B. Join the fun, as this new episode introduces new ideas for future podcasts.  www.facebook.com/kayallscope www.instagram.com/kayallscope #measwell #kayallscope #fakenoise #curtains     Closing music is "Scourge" by Elusory https://www.facebook.com/Elusoryband/   Conan's Walker Texas Ranger Lever clipshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpIEyn9G6_8  

For best results, start this episode on 31st of December, 2018 at exactly 10:38:47pm (22:38:47) If you're all alone and depressed, countdown the new year with Jordan, Jazz Manhattan and Alyson Alonzo. Even if it isn't New Year's Eve, you'll enjoy this one, as they review the year of 2018, from The #metoo Movement, Netflix original movies, the queer folk, transracial people, Tim Duncan, LGBTQ, Patty Mills, Stonewall, sound effects with mouths, Lena Dunham, weed tours, life in the music business, and the people that will all die in 2019.Start this episode at exactly 10:38pm and 47 seconds (22:38:47) in your time zone to count down with them. @kayallscope on Instagram and FacebookThis episode's song is "Get Me High" by Alyson Alonzo www.facebook.com/alysonalonzomusic Find her album "The Romantic EP" on Spotify by searching for Alyson Alonzo

On this Holiday Special of Kayallscope, Jordan brings Jasmine back as they discuss Xmas, Festivus, the evolution of movie theatres into home theatres, Xmas movies, fat bus drivers, Santa Clause, and Forrest Whitaker. They call some people from past episodes who called the show at 240-428-8336. Follow Kayallscope on Facebook and Instagram @kayallscope for pictures and more information.  The song is Wanna Leave by Aryan Kumar@sanskritaryan on Twitter and InstagramFind him on Spotify, new album available 21st of December 2018        

After being gone for 10 episodes, Nars joins Jordan to talk with a personal trainer and owner of Total Body Fitness, Jean Carlos Gonzalez. In their two hours of conversation, they talk about how to be motivated and meet your goals, baby steps, nutrition, supplements, different styles of working out, fitting what works for you. Toby takes the day off to play video games, go cow riding, or whatever it is that Toby does outside of the studio.  You can follow Jean and his gym on Facebook www.facebook.com/totalbodytraining  Website http://totalbodytrainingtx.com/  Closing song: "Flowering" by Tides Away  Combining the music of the past, such as 80s and 90s electronica and synth-pop, with modern hard rock, metal, and electronic styles, Tides Away seeks above all to create something interesting. Formed in 2017, the band hopes to reach new audiences and to help other likeminded acts reach an audience as well.  Facebook https://www.facebook.com/tidesaway Listen to Tides Away's music here http://smarturl.it/tidesawaydissimilar

Jordan and Josh reveal how they're officially old men. They discuss their opinions on Millennials, and new smokers, and shitty clothing choices. Stephen Hillenburg (creator of Spongebob) has died, and Jordan and Josh pay tribute to cartoonists (Spongebob, Family Guy, South Park, Rick and Morty, and et cetera) and talk about the differences with the evolution of cartoons in their lifetime, from kids cartoons to modern adult comedy cartoons. Toby has a microphone on him now, but does he turn it on?  Follow Jordan Kayall on your favourite social media app: @jordankayallFollow Kayallscope for related images on Facebook and Instagram: @kayallscope Today's musical guest is Kelekam with the song Hype Talk (featuring XEN)You can find their music and social media here: YouTubehttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcjs5x_oD67RMNllgxDgqxA  Facebookhttps://www.facebook.com/Kelekam0/  Soundcloudhttps://soundcloud.com/kelekam0

World renowned chef, and newcomer stand up comedian, Ian Grant talks with Jordan and Toby about food, diet, diabetes, and life of being a chef. When a squirrel makes it's way into the studio, Toby catches it with a box and wraps it on a fleece blanket, tied to a broom. Jordan mumbles and complains about being sick all day and then discovers that Ian lived in the same dreadful/delightful city in North Carolina.You can find and follow Ian Grant at his handle @yaboibig on Instagram and Facebook.You can find and follow Jordan Kayall at his handle @jordankayall on Instagram and Facebook. You can find and follow Kayallscope at the handle @kayallscope on Instagram and Facebook.This episode's closing music is "Why Are You Here" by Rich YRFind out more about his music at www.therealrichyr.com His social media handle is @therealrichyr  

Jordan and Stephon speak with guest Gregory Valdez about marketing in social media. Toby scrolls through one of Greg's client's Facebook feeds to discover that she was always a woman. Jordan builds a moat around his house, and Stephon books a trip to India. Jordan steps in dog shit (the peanut butter kind), and smears it on his acceleration pedal on his car, leading to a Threes Company style situation which involves plastic bananas.    Jordan Kayall www.facebook.com/jordankayall  Instagram @jordankayallStephon Moore Instagram @thatoneninja_Gregory Valdez Instagram @advertisingdude www.facebook.com/kayallscopeInstagram @kayallscope   This episode's song is Bloodshed by 2RedLightswww.facebook.com/2redlightsofficial 

The first Kayallscope podcast recorded in front of a live audience at The Overtime Theater.Jordan and Stephon interview Street Epistemologist, Anthony Magnabosco on his methods and techniques of his learned skill of street epistemology. Anthony talks about street epistemology and shows a few clips from his YouTube channel to a live audience as they comment on the videos afterwards. Different members of the audience come up to the microphone to test their beliefs, as well as participate in the Q&A towards the end.There is a live performance from Alyson Alonzo at the end of the podcast. Call Kayallscope at 240-428-8336 to have your questions, comments or complaints aired in the next episode. Follow Kayallscope on Instagram www.instagram.com/kayallscope and Facebook www.facebook.com/kayallscope for pictures and videos from the podcast. @kayallscopeFollow Anthony Magnabosco and his YouTube channel.Twitter: https://twitter.com/magnabosco (follow)YouTube: https://youtube.com/magnabosco210 (tons of Playlists)Facebook: https://facebook.com/magnabosco210 (like his page)Website: https://anthonymagnabosco.com (contact him, appearances)Playlist of Street Epistemology Quick-Clips:http://tinyurl.com/PL-AM-SE-QUICKCLIPSMusical guest Alyson Alonzo can be heard on YouTube, Facebook and SpotifyFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/alysonalonzomusicYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzOwewB0K56U3QT9tSBsegwSpotify: https://open.spotify.com/artist/64ghDh5y6pE9k8VvolMvxz?si=1-dhJUbaTGeOZyKQ-t97Tw This episode was sponsored by The Fat Ass Ranch and Wineryhttps://fatasswine.com/and The Overtime Theaterhttp://theovertimetheater.org/

In this episode, Jordan, Stephon, and Josh discuss if blackface is ok, if it is applied accidentally. Why does everyone suddenly like the same style of clothing at the exact same time? Why do the best athletes have the worst feet? How is wiping one's ass with dry toilet paper acceptable? Why do people leave price tags on their clothes and that sticker hologram on their hats? Why do rappers get the monopoly on fashion for the masses? Can Jewish people wear bolo ties? Are dad hats normal hats to people like Josh and Jordan because they're the age of a dad? Why was Soulman a Blockbuster hit? Did Stephon raid Mr Rogers' wardrobe after Mr Rogers died? Why hasn't Jordan's feet evolved in the past 100,000 years? Is brownface more acceptable that blackface? Find out all of these answers and more in this latest episode of Kayallscope.Follow the @kayallscope Instagram for images from this episode. https://www.instagram.com/kayallscope/Like the Facebook page www.facebook.com/kayallscopeLeave your comments, questions, and angry complaints at 240-428-8336 The song in this episode is "Plasticity" by Bleep Attack!  Hear more of their music at https://www.reverbnation.com/bleepattackLike their Facebook page at https://www.facebook.com/bleepattackfanpage

In this episode, Jordan talks with Stephon about his trip to New Mexico and the information he gathered about "The Roswell Incident" and other secrets of the US government. The YouTube clip link is: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBOY5jrOGwA&t=184s The closing song is "Bile" by HVXVN   https://www.facebook.com/hvxvn666/  

We are back with a new co-host Stephon. In this episode we talk about our time away from the podcast, movies, Twilight, new projects, new ideas for future episodes, racism, stand up comedy experiences, Texas being hot, hair loss, a recap of past episodes, the struggles of being PC, 2018, Martin Luther King being an adulterer, grandparents 8 millimetre racist porn, New Mexico, death, dick pics, life, love, live podcasts, black face, LACTATE, along with lots of other nonsense.  Follow us on social media, search Kayallscope. Go to our Instagram for pictures related to the show. 

Jordan continues his conversation about transgender people with another transgender woman. Leela Ross is a firefighter in Australia who shares her experiences being transgender as a child, and how life is with her wife and family members. 

Jordan asks questions about transgender people and the transgender community, and is schooled by second time guest, and podcast host, Callie Wright.  Toby falls asleep on the job. Nobody would have known that if it wasn't written in this description, so there is really no reason to even mention it in the first place. I could just simply highlight all of this and delete it from the description, but something is telling me that we need to keep things honest and mention that Toby fell asleep on the job and he let this podcast record for 3 hours and 32 minutes. In the raw footage you can hear Jordan talking about a co-worker of his named Albert Anderson, and how he peed on the floor of the bathroom because he was texting whilst peeing. At the 2 hour and 53 minute mark of the raw podcast footage, you hear Toby wake up, come out of his booth and ask Alexa, "Alexa, what time is it?". He leaves the room and returns about 40 minutes later and says "oh shit, it's still recording". When Jordan found out about this, he really wanted to put it in the show, but Toby threatened to quit if his voice is ever recorded and put on the edited version of the podcast. Now you may be wondering, "well who the hell is writing this then, since it's not Jordan or Toby?" I could leave it a mystery, but I'll just say that it is me, Jordan. Your next question might be, "why, the hell is Jordan talking about himself in third person?" Well, I didn't really have a plan, but since we couldn't put Toby's voice on the podcast, I thought I would talk about how we were going to put his voice on the podcast but couldn't, and the three day struggle of me and Toby going back and forth about adding the little part of him saying "oh shit, it's still recording". I wanted to put it at the very end of the show after about 8 seconds of silence. Kind of like those CD's that have that hidden track that lasts 48 seconds, but you have to let that last track play for 8 minutes before you get to hear it. You wonder why the track is 16 minutes long, then it all makes sense once you hear the hidden track. Callie Wright is a fucking fantastic speaker. I wish I could speak so graceful and choose the perfect vocabulary that she does, instead of mumbling and stuttering over my words trying to get my brain to get my thoughts past my fucking tongue. Maybe I'll do vocal exercises for episode 10. This was such a good interview. Follow Callie Wright on her podcasts. www.gaytheistmanifesto.comwww.thequeerside.comTwitter- @gaytheistcallieMaybe I'll write these descriptions from here on, since Toby likes to sleep. Enjoy the show. -Jordan Kayall

Nars gives Firefighter P-Rod the day off when he discovers a frayed wire that nearly set his house on fire. Jordan and Nars discuss the evolution of the domestication of what is now pets. Also, male chimpanzees are not very nice to their females.  Find and follow Kayallscope on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and on your favourite podcast app. You just simply write "Kayallscope" in any social media app and follow us. Also, give us a call at 240-428-8336 and ask a question, leave a suggestion, make a request, or comment on what you've heard. If you're listening to this podcast on iTunes, rate this podcast a nice 5 stars and leave a review of your choice.

Jordan calls his sisters in England to discuss with them the differences in having a baby in the UK verses the US. They talk about midwives, delivery, finances, medical procedures, insurance and education in the UK whilst comparing them to the US. -Brexit, was it worth it and is England beginning to backpedal to try and reverse it? -Immigrants in the US vs the UK. -Education in the US vs the UK, is either worth the financial costs?-Taxes in the US vs the UK, how much is being spent and where?-The dangers of sugar.David Reimer is the name of the person that Jordan talks about at 21:25. (Some misinformation in this story, get the detailed facts for yourself)

Toby's uncontrollable drool gets on the soundboard and causes a short and ruins the entire show, that is until Firefighter P-Rod barges in and saves the day.  Firefighter P-Rod shares stories of being a firefighter in San Antonio, from shady people not paying rent and getting stabbed in the heart, to mothers that run out of buildings and leave their infant babies to burn alive, but not on Firefighter P-Rod's watch. Listen to some great stories and advice, especially if you're a Delawarian.     Follow Kayallscope on Facebook www.facebook.com/kayallscope Instagram www.instagram.com/kayallscope Twitter www.twitter.com/kayallscopeGet $50-$100 of rideshare credit when you use Lyft for the first time. www.lyft.com/invited/kayall  

When two special guests have to postpone their visit to the show due to unexpected circumstances, Jordan and Toby share a bottle of wine and try to come up with an emergency guest so Jordan doesn't have to host alone. Jordan shares the voicemails and messages from the people of Delaware who are both happy and angry to share their opinions. The origin story of Valentine's Day and Saint Valentine is told, and then Jordan gets an unplanned guest to talk with Valentine's Day along with other topics. Toby lays down some sexy beats for you to enjoy your Valentine's week.  Follow Jordan Kayall on all his social media sites  @jordankayallTwitterInstagramwww.facebook.com/jordankayalland now Snapchat@kayallscopeInstagramTwitterwww.facebook.com/kayallscope Follow special guest, Callie Wright on her podcasts; www.gaytheistmanifesto.comwww.thequeerside.comIf you got through this entire show, until the very, very end. We want to hear from you. 240-428-8336 Call us and complain.

Jordan brings The Nars on the show to discuss his updated poo schedule. They both discuss and predict, the future of artificial intelligence. Sofia the Robot has a message and Kayallscope will take your voice messages and play them on the air. Call 240-428-8336 Today's episode is brought to you by Lyft. Get your free ride credits here. www.lyft.com/invited/kayall

Jordan and Josh talk about poo scheduling, and the love and hate of bad films. They discuss purposely bad films that they've created over the years, along with the Hollywood films they've appeared in. They then play clips from their old online webisode show from 12 years ago and watch a compilation of Nollywood films.  The YouTube link to the bonus section of the podcast is:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JmkY3m34kA  This episode is sponsored by Lyft, get $50 in rideshare credits.   www.lyft.com/invited/kayall   

In this episode, Jordan shares his experience of the Dr Martin Luther King Jr march, whilst Jasmine and Nars try to find the line where stalking meets investigating. Jordan and Jasmine share some stories of victims of stalkers. This episode's sponsor; www.lyft.com/invited/kayall

An introduction to the newest podcast "Kayallscope". Meet your host Jordan Kayall and co-hosts, Jasmine, Nars, Josh (and producer/editor, Toby).In this short, introductory podcast, we discover that Toby has glossophobia, and Josh has cockophobia.