Married, Divorced & Dating

Dreaming of free travel around the world? We've got the scoop! Rachel introduces an amazing app that lets you globe-trot for free!   Our anonymous guest recounts how a failed date night unexpectedly turned into one of the best and longest sexual experiences of their life.   Finally, Carl shares his top dating tips and tricks, helping Rachel keep the spark alive in her first long-term relationship post-divorce.   Instagram: instagram.com/marrieddivorcedanddating/ Rachel's Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/ Carl's Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/ Fly Me Out App: https://flymeout.io/ Feeld App: https://feeld.co/   Want to email us a story, we know you've got one? mddtales@gmail.com   Intro Music: Neill Fraser - Married Divorced & Dating Theme instagram.com/neillfraser/   P.s  If you want to get 10% off the next addition to your bedtime toy box, use code MDDTALES10  here: https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/   And if you don't know where to start? We've left a few of our suggestions here for you: https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/affiliate/mddtales/   Happy loving  

Let's chat about marriage!  This week we welcome one of Rachel's longest friends who shares her unique journey of being the last single friend at 24 and the magical twist that followed! Which leads Rachel into her theory of why so many marriages end in divorce these days!    Plus, Carl has discovered the Swingathon festival! $550 for tent sex – would you attend?? And speaking of Carl, let's just say he's been spending more time on the throne than the king himself!    Instagram: instagram.com/marrieddivorcedanddating/ Rachel's Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/ Carl's Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/ Alice Instagram: instagram.com/Alice Want to email us a story, we know you've got one? mddtales@gmail.com   Intro Music: Neill Fraser - Married Divorced & Dating Theme instagram.com/neillfraser/   P.s  If you want to get 10% off the next addition to your bedtime toy box, use code MDDTALES10  here: https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/   And if you don't know where to start? We've left a few of our suggestions here for you: https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/affiliate/mddtales/   Happy loving

Our anonymous guest this week, shares their story around finding their identity, sexual exploration, and everything in between. From scissoring to extensive toyboxes Carl, the self-proclaimed lesbian porn conisure, gets excited because he finally gets to ask every question about lesbians in the bedroom he's ever dreamed of.    Story time! We had a listener write in after listening to episode 87 around 50/50 in a relationship and had a question around guilt in the relationship, so we thought why not bring in a professional to help answer!  So we asked Rachel's lovely therapist to give some guidance and advice, and Carl takes the opportunity to find out what is going on in Rachel's noggin! Want to book some time in with Lauren? Get in touch here: https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/therapists/lauren-kurstin-deerfield-beach-fl/308842     Instagram: instagram.com/marrieddivorcedanddating/ Rachel's Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/ Carl's Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/ Want to email us a story, we know you've got one? mddtales@gmail.com   Intro Music: Neill Fraser - Married Divorced & Dating Theme instagram.com/neillfraser/   P.s  If you want to get 10% off the next addition to your bedtime toy box, use code MDDTALES10  here: https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/   And if you don't know where to start? We've left a few of our suggestions here for you: https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/affiliate/mddtales/   Happy loving  

  London's heat wave has gotten into Rachel's brain and the 3am wake ups are messing with Carl's! The wheels are turning, words are flowing, and we turn up the chat!    Carl would love to masturbate with a corn cob, Rachel want's to put botox into her butthole, and someone hes felt what they would describe as an anal rail gun.   Rachel's story this week is an oldie but a goodie. One she kept just between her friends at the start, but as the divorce was so long ago, and no more feelings are involved, Rachel peels back the curtain on what happened with her ex-husband after they had separated and both started dating. The irony is amazing, and thankfully Rachel has always had thick skin!   Instagram: instagram.com/marrieddivorcedanddating/ Rachel's Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/ Carl's Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/ Want to email us a story, we know you've got one? mddtales@gmail.com   Intro Music: Neill Fraser - Married Divorced & Dating Theme instagram.com/neillfraser/   P.s  If you want to get 10% off the next addition to your bedtime toy box, use code MDDTALES10  here: https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/   And if you don't know where to start? We've left a few of our suggestions here for you: https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/affiliate/mddtales/   Happy loving https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/therapists/lauren-kurstin-deerfield-beach-fl/308842   Also I work at Therapeaceofmind in South Florida. Here is that website https://www.therapeacemind.com/

Dirty sweaty sex anyone? Are you a pre-sex showerer, or just get in there and do it kind of person?    We have another amazing anonymous guest story, where they get a first hand experience at saying grace around the dinner table while enjoying a happy meal.   Carl has some questions about ‘fanny' that he really wants to ask Rachel as a ‘fanny' owner. Frontal wedgies, clit tingles, fanny flutters we cover it all!    Happy Listening!    Instagram: instagram.com/marrieddivorcedanddating/ Rachel's Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/ Carl's Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/ Tessa's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tessapaisan   Want to email us a story, we know you've got one? mddtales@gmail.com   Intro Music: Neill Fraser - Married Divorced & Dating Theme instagram.com/neillfraser/   P.s  If you want to get 10% off the next addition to your bedtime toy box, use code MDDTALES10  here: https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/   And if you don't know where to start? We've left a few of our suggestions here for you: https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/affiliate/mddtales/   Happy loving

Ever wondered how much protein and vitamin C is in a load of semen? Don't worry, we've got you!  Glory hole roulette or a pussy eating buffet, wondering what goes on at a sex party? Thankfully, we are joined again this week by our good friend Tessa who can fill us in about attending an alien space-themed sex party, where she got to have a lesbian orgy in a spaceship, making girls cum right in front of their boyfriends!  We then touch on self value and not accepting anything below the bare minimum! A nice reminder from Carl and Rachel to value yourself, and give and take the bare minimum! If you want longevity in a relationship, you NEED to give 50/50 Instagram: instagram.com/marrieddivorcedanddating/ Rachel's Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/ Carl's Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/ Tessa's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tessapaisan   Want to email us a story, we know you've got one? mddtales@gmail.com   Intro Music: Neill Fraser - Married Divorced & Dating Theme instagram.com/neillfraser/   P.s  If you want to get 10% off the next addition to your bed time toy box, use code MDDTALES10  here: https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/   And if you don't know where to start? We've left a few of our suggestions here for you: https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/affiliate/mddtales/   Happy loving  

Titty mic sucking ASMR, pashing Carls wife, shaved butt holes and fart porn…. After our discussion on cuckholding last week, Rachel just so happened to go out for brunch with a friend who had a story to tell about his experience about a once in a lifetime opportunity involving cuckholding with an incredible view in on of the tallest buildings in London that he stumbled across on grinder! Instagram served us an incredible video around self value which is so important, and especially for all the females out there to hear so we thought we should share this with you all to share with all the females in your life!  Episode 86, let's go!!   Instagram: instagram.com/marrieddivorcedanddating/ Rachel's Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/ Carl's Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/   Wanna email us a story, we know you've got one? mddtales@gmail.com   Intro Music: Neill Fraser - Married Divorced & Dating Theme instagram.com/neillfraser/   P.s  If you want to get 10% off the next addition to your bed time toy box, use code MDDTALES10  here: https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/   And if you don't know where to start? We've left a few of our suggestions here for you: https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/affiliate/mddtales/   Happy loving

Roly poley blowy, 15min wank gap, and everything in between! Another life and sex catch-up with Carl and Rachel before we head into the good stuff! We are joined by the incredible Tessa from LA who opens up about marching to the beat of her own drum, and is so open to all things sexual, plus challenges the status quo! She's got plenty of stories to tell, however this week she kicks it off with a bang - or two!  She delivers an amazing story from her last trip to London and how she really got down and made the most of her time, right to the last minute!  We are blessed with another DM from a listener wanting to know some advice on a scenario she is having with her boyfriend at the moment, have you been in the same situation? What have you done? Or what would you do? Instagram: instagram.com/marrieddivorcedanddating/ Rachel's Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/ Carl's Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/ Tessa's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tessapaisan Wanna email us a story, we know you've got one? mddtales@gmail.com   Intro Music: Neill Fraser - Married Divorced & Dating Theme instagram.com/neillfraser/   P.s  If you want to get 10% off the next addition to your bed time toy box, use code MDDTALES10  here: https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/   And if you don't know where to start? We've left a few of our suggestions here for you: https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/affiliate/mddtales/   Happy loving

We recap on last weeks dirty talk to see how much Rachel learnt from Carl and see how it went in the bedroom in real life   After another week of digging into the archives, we bring up an old chat with award-winning comedian, Nick Rado where the tables turn and he ends up interviewing us! We touch on Carl's journey to parenthood, self-love, anal, and new lessons in every relationship passing, and how to be the best person you can be! Its very insightful!    Plus this week we receive another anonymous letter from a listener asking for some advice on wanting to get with a women before getting married. We're not experts, but we give our 10c on what to do if we were in this situation!   Instagram: instagram.com/marrieddivorcedanddating/ Rachel's Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/ Carl's Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/ Nick's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nickradocomedian   Wanna email us a story, we know you've got one? mddtales@gmail.com Intro Music: Neill Fraser - Married Divorced & Dating Theme instagram.com/neillfraser/   P.s  If you want to get 10% off the next addition to your bed time toy box, use code MDDTALES10  here: https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/   And if you don't know where to start? We've left a few of our suggestions here for you: https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/affiliate/mddtales/   Happy loving  

The grapefruit method has made its way back form the youtube grave! Have you tried it? Will you try it? Rachel needs some help with her dirty talk so turns to ChatGPT to help! Does the robot or Carl help more?  We have also dug into the archives and found an amazing story from our friend Emma about dating in Dubai! How would you find this date?!    Instagram: instagram.com/marrieddivorcedanddating/ Rachel's Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/ Carl's Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/ Emma's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/emflamingo   Wanna email us a story, we know you've got one? mddtales@gmail.com Intro Music: Neill Fraser - Married Divorced & Dating Theme instagram.com/neillfraser/ P.s  If you want to get 10% off the next addition to your bed time toy box, use code MDDTALES10  here: https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/ And if you don't know where to start? We've left a few of our suggestions here for you: https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/affiliate/mddtales/   Happy loving  

Welcome back and thank you for joining us in 2024! We're so happy to kick this year off back in the studio together as Rachel has been flown back to the country for two months of work, and to tour with her boyfriend

#81  - Roadhead hunting How long should you be dating someone before you enter their family chat?  We would love to hear your thoughts!    This weeks guest, another listener submitted a very adventurous roadhead story, which is absolutely classic! But please, don't try this at home!    Then we go way back down memory lane to Rachels's wedding where one of the grooms friends tries to fight her dad! What a yarn!    And until next year… alright, seeyaah! Happy holidays everyone

You are in for a TREAT with this episode! We are joined by the insanely amazing Morgan Penn, a certified Somatic Sexologist who gives us the best step-by-step guide to easing your way into anal for beginners. She shares some insightful tips and tricks to make this experience a lot less daunting.   But first, we are treated to an incredible remix of a song from Rachel's boyfriend which we really need the world to hear and we need your help to get this songs out there!  Plus we are blessed with another anonymous guest story, how far would you travel for sex?    Instagram: instagram.com/marrieddivorcedanddating/ Rachel's Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/ Carl's Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/ Morgan's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/morganthesexologist Wanna email us a story, we know you've got one? mddtales@gmail.com   Intro Music: Neill Fraser - Married Divorced & Dating Theme instagram.com/neillfraser/   P.s  If you want to get 10% off the next addition to your bed time toy box, use code MDDTALES10  here: https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/   And if you don't know where to start? We've left a few of our suggestions here for you: https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/affiliate/mddtales/   Happy loving 

Welcome back to another week of unfiltered shit chat!  Carl has come up with a twisted game for all the voyagers out there! Could be a bit of fun! Let us know if you're up for it!  Rachel has also found a way to really kill the mood when about to get down and dirty,  But luckily Carl has put the boots and underwear test to use, and saved the sexy.   Our guest Dan this week shares the great length he went into for a one-night stand when on a holiday with the boys - luckily he packed his iPod touch….    We then tap into more Icks, this time in reverse to last week - hear Carl's input!    Instagram: instagram.com/marrieddivorcedanddating/ Rachel's Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/ Carl's Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/ Dan's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/the.dan.experience Wanna email us a story, we know you've got one? mddtales@gmail.com   Intro Music: Neill Fraser - Married Divorced & Dating Theme instagram.com/neillfraser/   P.s  If you want to get 10% off the next addition to your bed time toy box, use code MDDTALES10  here: https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/   And if you don't know where to start? We've left a few of our suggestions here for you: https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/affiliate/mddtales/   Happy loving

Ring sting, DIY Sherbert, Icks and Carl naked in Timberlands - welcome back to another week!    We are joined by one of our good friends, Dan Webby from the Edge Breakfast show and he shares an interesting story about playing Cops and Robbers with his friends in a loin cloth while having his first sexual awakening. He keeps oversharing about another time he gets stuck up a tree, naked…    Rachel then shares part 3 of her journey to being in a relationship, and this is the wholesome story we did not expect to hear come out of her mouth in 2023!    Instagram: instagram.com/marrieddivorcedanddating/ Rachel's Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/ Carl's Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/ Dan's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/danwebby Wanna email us a story, we know you've got one? mddtales@gmail.com   Intro Music: Neill Fraser - Married Divorced & Dating Theme instagram.com/neillfraser/   P.s  If you want to get 10% off the next addition to your bed time toy box, use code MDDTALES10  here: https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/   And if you don't know where to start? We've left a few of our suggestions here for you: https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/affiliate/mddtales/   Happy loving 

We are opening this episode as wide as our legs this week and touch on Manscape Monday - let's all get behind it!    We are then treated to an incredible story submitted to us from one of our listeners recounting their first experience stumbling upon an unexpected orgy.   Rachel then shared part two of her journey to her relationship, which includes ticking another wild ‘fuck-it-list' item off her chart!    And that's not all! Get ready for the festive season with fantastic Christmas gift ideas for both yourself and your loved ones from the Adult Toy Mega Store. Remember to use our exclusive code MDDTALES10 for an exciting 10% discount!   Join us for an episode bursting with daring stories, unmissable experiences, and some delightful surprises along the way.   Instagram: instagram.com/marrieddivorcedanddating/ Rachel's Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/ Carl's Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/ Wanna email us a story, we know you've got one? mddtales@gmail.com   Intro Music: Neill Fraser - Married Divorced & Dating Theme instagram.com/neillfraser/   P.s  If you want to get 10% off the next addition to your bed time toy box, use code MDDTALES10  here: https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/   And if you don't know where to start? We've left a few of our suggestions here for you: https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/affiliate/mddtales/   Happy loving 

Despite a few technical hiccups and a thrilling touch of global separation, WE ARE BACK and up to our usual bullshit! Catch up with our adventures of the past few months and brace yourself for Rachel's massive life update that promises to shake things up! We also tap back into Rachel's "fuck-it" list to see what she achieved before leaving to London.   But that's not all; our amazing guest, Patty shares a tale about a romantic ‘friends with benefits' that includes some incredible sexual encounters that almost seem too good to be true….   Welcome back to the fold! We're thrilled to have you here with us

It's no longer a pie in the sky, Rachel has booked her flights and is leaving for London. Naturally, Carl wants to make sure she ticks off a few more things on her ‘Fuck It List' as well as figuring out a way to cover the cost of her flights! Hear the list and what she has less than a month to achieve!    But first, we are joined by Troy, who shares a recent story where he definitely clocked Tinder!   We think we could say Ménage à trois.  Putting hope into the hearts of many guys on dating apps; ‘If a scrawny, white, nerdy guy from Greymouth can do it, you can too!'   Join us for our last ‘Alright Seeyah' together in the same studio

  Rachel has taken the deep throat tips from last week and put them into practice and you do not want to miss this voice message she left Carl!  We are then joined by The Edge Breakfast show host, Dan Webby where he talks about one of the sexual enconters he had with a partner where he agreed to try out a new kink to see if it was something he is in to.  Rachel then talks about one of the favorite dates she has been taken on, which reminds Carl of one of the first dates he took his wife on. Let's open the discussion, what makes a great date? Lets start putting some more effort into dates!    Instagram: instagram.com/marrieddivorcedanddating/ Rachel's Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/ Carl's Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/ Dan's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/danwebby Wanna email us a story, we know you've got one? mddtales@gmail.com   Intro Music: Neill Fraser - Married Divorced & Dating Theme instagram.com/neillfraser/   P.s  If you want to get 10% off the next addition to your bed time toy box, use code MDDTALES10  here: https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/   And if you don't know where to start? We've left a few of our suggestions here for you: https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/affiliate/mddtales/   Happy loving

We're hitting it at both ends this episode!    First, the self-proclaimed deep throat queen joins us to teach us step-by-step on giving the perfect deep throating blowjob! Grab yourself a fallic object and join us in the very detailed training session on going to town on dick.   We then explore an incredible top 10 list of things have gotten stuck in their butts!   Also, Is Rachel using Chat GPT for relationship advice?!    Instagram: instagram.com/marrieddivorcedanddating/ Rachel's Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/ Carl's Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/ Wanna email us a story, we know you've got one? mddtales@gmail.com   Intro Music: Neill Fraser - Married Divorced & Dating Theme instagram.com/neillfraser/   P.s  If you want to get 10% off the next addition to your bed time toy box, use code MDDTALES10  here: https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/   And if you don't know where to start? We've left a few of our suggestions here for you: https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/affiliate/mddtales/   Happy loving 

Blowjobs, Botox, and baaaanter really kick the episode off this week.   We are then joined by our guest, Ruzbeh, who wanted to come in to talk about situationships, however we got onto an incredible tangent onto the ins and outs of arranged marriages.   Then, Rachel has struck in what she found in a time capsule box under her bed!  A gift a former boyfriend made for her for her 15th birthday. Luckily for you, this is an audio treat and she has bought it in for everyones listening pleasure!    Instagram: instagram.com/marrieddivorcedanddating/ Rachel's Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/ Carl's Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/ Ruzbeh's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ruzbeh_thebawa Wanna email us a story, we know you've got one? mddtales@gmail.com   Intro Music: Neill Fraser - Married Divorced & Dating Theme instagram.com/neillfraser/   P.s  If you want to get 10% off the next addition to your bed time toy box, use code MDDTALES10  here: https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/   And if you don't know where to start? We've left a few of our suggestions here for you: https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/affiliate/mddtales/   Happy loving

Carl and Rachel have a massive apology to make to each other after their first-ever fight after Rachel is triggered and a trauma response kicks in   Rachel shares an experience she recently encountered which has killed off the last living eggs she may have had in her ovaries - Sorry mum, grandkids are fully off the cards now!    But first, we hear an amazing anonymous voice message about an interesting first date leaving our listener wet and dry after exploring some sexual desires in the back of a van.      Instagram: instagram.com/marrieddivorcedanddating/ Rachel's Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/ Carl's Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/ Wanna email us a story, we know you've got one? mddtales@gmail.com   Intro Music: Neill Fraser - Married Divorced & Dating Theme instagram.com/neillfraser/   P.s  If you want to get 10% off the next addition to your bed time toy box, use code MDDTALES10  here: https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/   And if you don't know where to start? We've left a few of our suggestions here for you: https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/affiliate/mddtales/   Happy loving

Brace yourself, because there is no foreplay this week! We are straight in there with squirting, Toblerone up butts, and eulogys.    Our special guest this week is Cam Mansel, who shares a tale about a night he invited a snapchat contact around and needed to switch the mood up. Surly everyone has been here before??    Then, Rachel opens up about her therapy journey and shares a helpful task her therapist gave her to help process the past and help to move on with the future. If you or anyone you know if going through a breakup make sure to listen and pass on this awesome piece of knowledge.    We are feeling really connected to therapy and looking after your mental health, more so than ever right now. If you feel like you would like to try, here is a referral link for 1x free session to online therapy if you would like to give it a go. There are soo many therapists available all specialising in different areas.  https://bit.ly/3Cd21Bw Instagram: instagram.com/marrieddivorcedanddating/ Rachel's Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/ Carl's Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/ Cam's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/cammansel/ Wanna email us a story, we know you've got one? mddtales@gmail.com   Intro Music: Neill Fraser - Married Divorced & Dating Theme instagram.com/neillfraser/   P.s  If you want to get 10% off the next addition to your bed time toy box, use code MDDTALES10  here: https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/   And if you don't know where to start? We've left a few of our suggestions here for you: https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/affiliate/mddtales/   Happy loving

Get ready to unleash your inner giggles and raise your maturity levels to an all-time high because it's our 69th episode! Wink, wink  We had an absolute blast recording this one, and we promise it's a fun ride!   In this special episode, we're joined by our friend Alexander Terblanche, a psycho sexologist who spills the beans on how to take your 69s to the next level in the bedroom. Get ready for mind-blowing (or body blowing hehe ) tips and tricks PLUS he shares a way to make the conversation a whole lot smoother too!   We also hear the thoughts, feelings, and emotions of our past guests and fans of the show when it comes to everyone's favorite number. Brace yourself for the juiciest revelations!   69 69 69 69 LESSSSGOOO 69 69 69 69    Instagram: instagram.com/marrieddivorcedanddating/ Rachel's Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/ Carl's Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/ Alexanders's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/alexander.terblanche/ Wanna email us a story, we know you've got one? mddtales@gmail.com   Intro Music: Neill Fraser - Married Divorced & Dating Theme instagram.com/neillfraser/   P.s  If you want to get 10% off the next addition to your bed time toy box, use code MDDTALES10  here: https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/   And if you don't know where to start? We've left a few of our suggestions here for you: https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/affiliate/mddtales/   Happy loving 

Want to know a bit more about what Carl and Rachel enjoy in the bedroom? (not together obviously) Carl has some questions where you can get to know us a little bit more.   Our guest this week is none other than our almost 4th member, Tracey, as she shares a great story about her steamy, unforgettable rendezvous with a daring fireman!    Carl and Rach then hilariously recount their experiences of going above and beyond on ill-fated dates. They'll share their tales of over-commitment and the amusing mishaps that followed.   Instagram: instagram.com/marrieddivorcedanddating/ Rachel's Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/ Carl's Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/ Tracey's instagram: instagram.com/traceysarahlydiard    Wanna email us a story, we know you've got one? mddtales@gmail.com   Intro Music: Neill Fraser - Married Divorced & Dating Theme instagram.com/neillfraser/   P.s  If you want to get 10% off the next addition to your bed time toy box, use code MDDTALES10  here: https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/   And if you don't know where to start? We've left a few of our suggestions here for you: https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/affiliate/mddtales/   Happy loving 

Looking for a fun and exciting first date experience, but don't know where to start? Well, we've got you covered! In this episode, Carl has found the top 10 questions to ask on a first date that will help you get to know your date better and make a lasting impression.   But that's not all! We're also excited to introduce you to the amazing owner of Kiss The Earth and their tantalizing Blue Lotus Tea. You won't want to miss this chance to learn about the ancient Egyptian tradition of group orgies and how you can experience it for yourself.   Aaaaaand save the date! Because we're only two episodes away from number 69!   Instagram: instagram.com/marrieddivorcedanddating/ Rachel's Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/ Carl's Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/ Kiss The Earth Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kisstheearthnz/   Wanna email us a story, we know you've got one? mddtales@gmail.com   Intro Music: Neill Fraser - Married Divorced & Dating Theme instagram.com/neillfraser/   P.s  If you want to get 10% off the next addition to your bed time toy box, use code MDDTALES10  here: https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/   And if you don't know where to start? We've left a few of our suggestions here for you: https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/affiliate/mddtales/   Happy loving   

This week we get distracted, as per, and you can hear all about our thoughts on being hungover with kids!    Then, we welcome the fabulous Allison Jane to the show to dish out some professional advice on how to handle being ghosted, and the answer may not be what you have thought! Don't worry, Rachel has you covered, asking the big question on how you can be the one to ghost if those tables were to turn!    Carl's got a spicy recommendation for a friend, but it's not your average link. We're talking NSFW stuff here. Would you send your mates porn?!   So, grab a drink and join us as we get another week closer to episode 69!  Instagram: instagram.com/marrieddivorcedanddating/ Rachel's Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/ Carl's Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/ Allisons Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/allison_jayne_goddess.maker   Allisons Website for your free e-book: https://www.learntodatelikeagoddess.com/   Wanna email us a story, we know you've got one? mddtales@gmail.com   Intro Music: Neill Fraser - Married Divorced & Dating Theme instagram.com/neillfraser/   P.s  If you want to get 10% off the next addition to your bed time toy box, use code MDDTALES10  here: https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/   And if you don't know where to start? We've left a few of our suggestions here for you: https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/affiliate/mddtales/   Happy loving 

In love and need something to propose with?! We'll have we got a bargain for you!! You can own a special piece of history and Rachels ring. And we're not talking about her 2022 goals....IYKYK   This week we sit down with Terrease to explore the world of polyamory & open relationships as we delve into the intricacies of maintaining a healthy and balanced open relationship.    We then bring back *the wheel* and Rachel opens up about a juicy encounter she had with one of her friends ON A BLOODY PLAYGROUND!! Plus Carl lets us in on a cheeky little orgy he had back in the day.   Instagram: instagram.com/marrieddivorcedanddating/ Rachel's Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/ Carl's Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/ Terrease's Instagram: instagram.com/ginger_milkshake/ Wanna email us a story, we know you've got one? mddtales@gmail.com   Intro Music: Neill Fraser - Married Divorced & Dating Theme instagram.com/neillfraser/   P.s  If you want to get 10% off the next addition to your bed time toy box, use code MDDTALES10  here: https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/   And if you don't know where to start? We've left a few of our suggestions here for you: https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/affiliate/mddtales/   Happy loving 

We are back, and addressing the elephant in the room, discussing why we've been away. This will be an emotional episode, as Carl bravely shares a personal and emotional story of what he has been through the last few weeks. We're incredibly proud of Carl for opening up about this, and Rachel even gets a bit teary-eyed during the conversation.   We're also joined by media superstar Brodie Kane, who shares a personal story about a double encounter during her "slut era." Its FANTASTIC, you don't want to miss it!    This episode is dedicated to the legendary PT. You will be dearly missed by all x   If you want to skip ahead in the part Carl was talking to, you can skip to 34:45   Instagram: instagram.com/marrieddivorcedanddating/ Rachel's Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/ Carl's Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/ Brodie's Instagram: instagram.com/brodiejeankane/   Wanna email us a story, we know you've got one? mddtales@gmail.com   Intro Music: Neill Fraser - Married Divorced & Dating Theme instagram.com/neillfraser/   P.s  If you want to get 10% off the next addition to your bed time toy box, use code MDDTALES10  here: https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/   And if you don't know where to start? We've left a few of our suggestions here for you: https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/affiliate/mddtales/   Happy loving

Get ready for an electrifying new episode! You won't want to miss a second of the action as Carl unveils his brilliant plan to spice things up with your partner, all while keeping your wallet happy.   But hold on tight, because things are about to get even juicier! Has Rachel just had her very first lesbian encounter? You'll have to tune in to find out!   And that's not all - we're thrilled to welcome a special guest all the way from the USA. Michelle's incredible story of overcoming heartbreak and her shocking reveal about her ex-boyfriend's double life will leave you on the edge of your seat.   But the excitement doesn't stop there! Carl and Rachel will dish on their most vindictive hookups and share some wild tales of getting with someone purely out of spite. So buckle up and get ready for another unforgettable episode!   Instagram: instagram.com/marrieddivorcedanddating/ Rachel's Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/ Carl's Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/ Michelle's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/michelleyoung17/   Wanna email us a story, we know you've got one? mddtales@gmail.com   Intro Music: Neill Fraser - Married Divorced & Dating Theme instagram.com/neillfraser/   P.s  If you want to get 10% off the next addition to your bed time toy box, use code MDDTALES10  here: https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/   And if you don't know where to start? We've left a few of our suggestions here for you: https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/affiliate/mddtales/   Happy loving

This week! What is it about men and women, why do we communicate so differently?! We make no sense to each other! Rachel's been reading a book called Men are from Mars & Women are from Venus & we are discovering some truths.  Link to the video Carl was talking about here, watch it, it could save a relationship, or at least a fight and a slammed door.  It's Not About The Nail Plus, cream pies, do they feel like anything, is this a thing? Carl's curious and Rach has all the juicy answers. Our guest this week is a wild bloke from the UK & my god does he have some tales to tell.  We are then treated to Carl's hot wife Heidi joining us to spill some tea on Carl, but also share some really amazing insights into long-term relationships, icks, & decision making as a new parent for a baby who will become young Women growing up in a modern world.   Instagram: instagram.com/marrieddivorcedanddating/ Rachel's Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/ Carl's Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/   Wanna email us a story, we know you've got one? mddtales@gmail.com   Intro Music: Neill Fraser - Married Divorced & Dating Theme instagram.com/neillfraser/   P.s  If you want to get 10% off the next addition to your bed time toy box, use code MDDTALES10  here: https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/   And if you don't know where to start? We've left a few of our suggestions here for you: https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/affiliate/mddtales/   Happy loving

What's the weirdest place you've had a wank? This was quite revealing.    Just when you thought you'd heard the end of the "Rachels summer fling" saga, we get on the other half of the duo and finally find out who he is and hear things from his side. It's a bit emosh, so grab a tissue.   We hear from new mate Liv, who ended up having a one-night stand with a 6'9" baby. But she got some nice poached eggs out of it so it wasn't all bad.              Instagram: instagram.com/marrieddivorcedanddating/ Rachel's Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/ Carl's Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/ Olivia's Instagram: instagram.com/oliviajanemorgan/ Jono's Instagram: instagram.com/jono_hansen/ Ekko and Sidetrack's instagram: instagram.com/ekkoandsidetrack Ekko and Sidetrack's Music:  Spotify   Wanna email us a story, we know you've got one? mddtales@gmail.com   Intro Music: Neill Fraser - Married Divorced & Dating Theme instagram.com/neillfraser/   P.s  If you want to get 10% off the next addition to your bed time toy box, use code MDDTALES10  here: https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/   And if you don't know where to start? We've left a few of our suggestions here for you: https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/affiliate/mddtales/   Happy loving 

Welcome to Episode 60!!!!  Rachel's latest attempt to catch the attention of a celebrity by sliding into Harry Styles' DMs. Will she get a reply? Carl's daughter is entertained by what non-child toy!? Next, we sit down with a Backstreet Boys super fan who shares the story of the time he took a date to one of the best nights of his life - a Backstreet Boys concert. Was it worth it, and will he do it again? Listen as he discusses the lessons he learned from his first experience. Finally, we catch up on some of the stories from the Burger Burger Bline Dates singles night that we hosted. Were you there? Listen as we share some of the highlights and memorable moments from the event. Join us for another fun-filled episode of Married Divorced and Dating!   Instagram: instagram.com/marrieddivorcedanddating/ Rachel's Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/ Carl's Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/ Thomas's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/intheframemedia   Wanna email us a story, we know you've got one? mddtales@gmail.com   Intro Music: Neill Fraser - Married Divorced & Dating Theme instagram.com/neillfraser/   P.s  If you want to get 10% off the next addition to your bed time toy box, use code MDDTALES10  here: https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/   And if you don't know where to start? We've left a few of our suggestions here for you: https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/affiliate/mddtales/   Happy loving

Welcome to episode 59 of Married Divorced and Dating! (only 10 more until 69 - nice!) In this episode, we are joined by the legendary Bryce and Sharyn Casey, the power couple who have been together for over a decade, to share their experience on how they keep their love alive alongside having children and hectic work schedules. Then we get Rachel's major love life update with her Perth DJ summer fling. Strap in.  Instagram: instagram.com/marrieddivorcedanddating/ Rachel's Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/ Carl's Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/ Bryce's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brycecasey Sharyn's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/sharyncasey   Wanna email us a story, we know you've got one? mddtales@gmail.com   Intro Music: Neill Fraser - Married Divorced & Dating Theme instagram.com/neillfraser/   P.s  If you want to get 10% off the next addition to your bed time toy box, use code MDDTALES10  here: https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/ And if you don't know where to start? We've left a few of our suggestions here for you: https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/affiliate/mddtales/ Happy loving   

Get ready for another Married, Divorced and Dating rollercoaster ride!    Carl has a shocking confession about what he saw in an adult film that he can't bring himself to tell his wife! Rachel went on a social media rampage. Was she being a Karen, or is there something more sinister afoot? We'd love to hear your thoughts! And if that's not enough excitement for you, we have a special guest joining us - the one and only Sophie Nathan, who will spill all the tea on her exclusive Raya dating app matches in Europe. From A-list celebrities to scandalous encounters, you won't believe what she has to share. And finally, we have an update on Rachel's long-distance love affair, which is heating up fast. Will they make it work, or is heartbreak on the horizon? You'll have to listen to find out.   Instagram: instagram.com/marrieddivorcedanddating/ Rachel's Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/ Carl's Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/ Sophie's instagram: instagram.com/sophie_nathan Wanna email us a story, we know you've got one? mddtales@gmail.com   Intro Music: Neill Fraser - Married Divorced & Dating Theme instagram.com/neillfraser/   P.s  If you want to get 10% off the next addition to your bed time toy box, use code MDDTALES10  here: https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/   And if you don't know where to start? We've left a few of our suggestions here for you: https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/affiliate/mddtales/   Happy loving 

We are back! 2023 Let' goooo!    We are joined by award winning comedian Nick Rado as he shares a story about the very interesting time he got the ick!  (Our catch up with Nick was so great we will have a bonus episode following!)   Carl has been busy so being a great father that he's lost his piss fitness!     Has Rachel has changed with a summer romance? - Is this the moment she settles down?!    Then find out your sex horoscope forecast for the year!    Instagram: instagram.com/marrieddivorcedanddating/ Rachel's Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/ Carl's Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/ Nick's Instagram: instagram.com/nickradocomedian Wanna email us a story, we know you've got one? mddtales@gmail.com   Intro Music: Neill Fraser - Married Divorced & Dating Theme instagram.com/neillfraser/   P.s  If you want to get 10% off the next addition to your bed time toy box, use code MDDTALES10  here: https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/   And if you don't know where to start? We've left a few of our suggestions here for you: https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/affiliate/mddtales/   Happy loving 

We are back and wrapping it up for another year, in more ways than one!  Carl returns after a horrible month of sickness & pain, so naturally, Rachel has been out gathering some stories and tying up some loose ends!    Carl has also brought some incredible knowledge and advice to the table on how to stay safe this festive season with making putting condoms on sexy! Making it a group activity, while keeping the session hot and heavy!  Tune in to stay safe.   This is us for the year, so until 2023, stay safe, have fun, tell your friends and family you love them, aaaaalllllllriiiiiiiggghhhtttttttt SEEYAH!  xox   Instagram: instagram.com/marrieddivorcedanddating/ Rachel's Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/ Carl's Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/ Wanna email us a story, we know you've got one? mddtales@gmail.com   Intro Music: Neill Fraser - Married Divorced & Dating Theme instagram.com/neillfraser/   P.s  If you want to get 10% off the next addition to your bedtime toy box, use code MDDTALES10  here: https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/   And if you don't know where to start? We've left a few of our suggestions here for you: https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/affiliate/mddtales/   Happy loving

Carl is back at it with his digging to what is happening with Rachel and her mystery man from another country who she has a matching tattoo with, however, she stays tight-lipped as she is afraid of the curse of the podcast!    We are joined again by our very close friend, Tyler Christie, who shares an intimate story of the time he and a hook-up were both absolutely soaked!    Then we chat messy break ups! Everyone is capable of the crazies! There's soo many good stories we will continue this topic next week! Got a good crazy breakup story?? Hit us up with it below!    Instagram: instagram.com/marrieddivorcedanddating/ Rachel's Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/ Carl's Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/ Tyler's Instagram: instagram.com/tyler_christie Show Sponsor: instagram.com/thats.quitegood Wanna email us a story, we know you've got one? mddtales@gmail.com   Intro Music: Neill Fraser - Married Divorced & Dating Theme instagram.com/neillfraser/  

Well what a doozy of a week!    What if you're in a long-term relationship but you've got a crush on someone else? After nearly 14 years together with his wife, Carl lets us in and shares his thoughts on how they handle this kind of thing.    We welcome back our anonymous friends Anna & Nina to tell the tale of the time they indulged in a full-fledged 5-person orgy. That's right, last week it was 3, they skipped 4 and when straight to 5!   Then, Rachel walks us through how one of her nudes ended up in the hands of hundreds of people when it was only meant for one.  Instagram: instagram.com/marrieddivorcedanddating/ Rachel's Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/ Carl's Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/ Show Sponsor: instagram.com/thats.quitegood Wanna email us a story, we know you've got one? mddtales@gmail.com   Intro Music: Neill Fraser - Married Divorced & Dating Theme instagram.com/neillfraser/   P.s  If you want to get 10% off the next addition to your bed time toy box, use code MDDTALES10  here: https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/   And if you don't know where to start? We've left a few of our suggestions here for you: https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/affiliate/mddtales/   Happy loving   

Curious about having a threesome but don't know where to start? This week, we're joined by two anonymous listeners who are seasoned threesome professionals to explain the ins, outs, and all arounds of how to get into and enjoy a threesome!    Then we go into the controversial topic of being child-free with our friend Tracey! Rach and Trace chat about being single women in their 30s facing the societal pressure to have kids; not knowing if they even want them, and constantly having to explain if and why. Trace also talks about her journey with egg freezing (the female kind), for anyone curious about it.   We reckon it's time to retire the question, “So when are you having kids?”. Give it a listen and drop your thoughts below!    Instagram: instagram.com/marrieddivorcedanddating/ Rachel's Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/ Carl's Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/ Tracey's Instagram: instagram.com/traceysarahlydiard/  Show Sponsor: instagram.com/thats.quitegood Wanna email us a story, we know you've got one? mddtales@gmail.com   Intro Music: Neill Fraser - Married Divorced & Dating Theme instagram.com/neillfraser/   P.s  If you want to get 10% off the next addition to your bed time toy box, use code MDDTALES10  here: https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/   And if you don't know where to start? We've left a few of our suggestions here for you: https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/affiliate/mddtales/   Happy loving 

This week we are joined again by the incredible Julia-Ruth, who shares a story of the time she and her best friend get taken away on a mini getaway where a couple of incidents happen.   Carl and Rachel get matching tattoos! And after the fact we figure out Carl will be able to think of Rachel every time he has a wank now! It's beautiful!    We then deep dive into our love languages as Rachel navigates talking to someone in another country, however, the idea of the 5 languages is very interesting,  Take the test yourself here; https://5lovelanguages.com/quizzes/love-language?fbclid=IwAR1y6l-prN-dGCdIxE2_Lm6E09AvuYATMMN-tAy3-tBoUKTO9RqDhDnDfm4 Instagram: instagram.com/marrieddivorcedanddating/ Rachel's Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/ Carl's Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/ Julia's  Instagram: instagram.com/julee_aaah Show Sponsor: instagram.com/thats.quitegood Wanna email us a story, we know you've got one? mddtales@gmail.com   Intro Music: Neill Fraser - Married Divorced & Dating Theme instagram.com/neillfraser/   P.s  If you want to get 10% off the next addition to your bed time toy box, use code MDDTALES10  here: https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/   And if you don't know where to start? We've left a few of our suggestions here for you: https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/affiliate/mddtales/   Happy loving

This week we are blessed with the incredible love story of Sin Howard, Drive show host from George FM and Graham Matthews one half of Drum & Bass DJ/Producer duo Lee Mvthews!  We talk their friendship morphing into a romantic connection, their first time having sex, big ideas for a WEDDING and sooo much more!    We find out why Carls has been using alot of anal lube lately.   We then deep dive into PEGGING!  A topic that comes up weekly in our weekend confessions so we thoughts, why not dive into this a big more and get more people pegging!  We are joined by an anonymous listener who loves to get pegged, plus our good friend Emma from Adult Toy Mega Store to help you take the next step to get involved yourself!    Plus an awkward beginning where liquid comes out of Rachel's holes Episisode 51 Let's Go!!       Instagram: instagram.com/marrieddivorcedanddating/ Rachel's Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/ Carl's Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/ Sin's  Instagram: instagram.com/sinhoward Graham's Instagram: instagram.com/gmvtthews Show Sponsor: instagram.com/thats.quitegood Wanna email us a story, we know you've got one? mddtales@gmail.com   Intro Music: Neill Fraser - Married Divorced & Dating Theme instagram.com/neillfraser/   P.s  If you want to get 10% off the next addition to your bed time toy box, use code MDDTALES10  here: https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/   And if you don't know where to start? We've left a few of our suggestions here for you: https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/affiliate/mddtales/   Happy loving 

Would you look at that! We are celebrating the BIG FIVE OH!!! 50 Episodes in and we have JAM PACKED it with some chat!    We are joined by NZ Radio Royalty Jay-Jay Feeney and Dom Harvey, who chat very openly about their life after marriage.  However, it doesn't appear the love ever left. This is an amazing insight into how delightful a break-up can be, and some great chat on how they both integrate the new loves of their lives into an amazing, unique, evolved relationship.   Rachel then shares how hell has just frozen over! She met a guy on a Sunday, gets a matching tattoo on Friday, and then leaves him until further notice on Saturday as he lives in another country.  This is going to be fun following Rachel to see if she lets her walls down for the first time in a VERY long term.    Carl's fave memory, EP 21, Tay and The Toilet Seat: https://open.spotify.com/episode/0ewKNIT7IMEWqVLQAUZ7Mf?si=mu3tNOZWT56CsF4mPB1GDA   Rachel's Fave Memory, EP 22, We're Starting an Only Fans https://open.spotify.com/episode/0ZznQKezBrNPkdWGddAd3N?si=o1Y8G8K7T1e2Sug0niq55A   Dom's Podacast, Runners Only: https://open.spotify.com/show/3A9ahwqQO5Uxd4SUqlsIRL?si=e0dd1bc0d50f4c67      Instagram: instagram.com/marrieddivorcedanddating/ Rachel's Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/ Carl's Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/ Jay-Jay's Instagram: instagram.com/jjfeeneynz Dom's Instagram: instagram.com/domharveynz Show Sponsor: instagram.com/thats.quitegood Wanna email us a story, we know you've got one? mddtales@gmail.com   Intro Music: Neill Fraser - Married Divorced & Dating Theme instagram.com/neillfraser/   P.s  If you want to get 10% off the next addition to your bed time toy box, use code MDDTALES10  here: https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/   And if you don't know where to start? We've left a few of our suggestions here for you: https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/affiliate/mddtales/   Happy loving

Has hell frozen over? Rachel is in a gushing whirlwind, and we're not sure what's happening. BUT what we do know, Carl is VERY excited to bring in one of his fellow, 'night walkers' and one of Rach's most recent one-night stands in to debrief on what she is calling her last, as she claims, she is now in love…. What?!    Our guest Brayden joins us for the majority of the episode and you won't be disappointed!  We recap on his night with Rachel (if you want to know the first-hand review come on over!)  He then shares a story about a night of blood-stained sheets and the unfortunate following months.   Then don't go anywhere, as we finish our 2 part series on making head great again!  Brayden joins headmaster Carl to talk through the handy and mouthy tips to take your blow job game to the next level. There's an impressive list of additives in there that you may want to try next time you're bobbing your head around.   Instagram: instagram.com/marrieddivorcedanddating/ Rachel's Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/ Carl's Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/ Brayden's Instagram: instagram.com/brayden_wrd Show Sponsor: instagram.com/thats.quitegood Wanna email us a story, we know you've got one? mddtales@gmail.com   Intro Music: Neill Fraser - Married Divorced & Dating Theme instagram.com/neillfraser/   P.s  If you want to get 10% off the next addition to your bed time toy box, use code MDDTALES10  here: https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/   And if you don't know where to start? We've left a few of our suggestions here for you: https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/affiliate/mddtales/   Happy loving

Missed it, or remember it was so good you wanna hear it again? Go on, treat yourself. Follow us for more wild & wonderful   Instagram: instagram.com/marrieddivorcedanddating/ Rachel's Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/ Carl's Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/ Wanna email us a story, we know you've got one? mddtales@gmail.com   Intro Music: Neill Fraser - Married Divorced & Dating Theme instagram.com/neillfraser/  

Ok, we admit, we'd had a few drinks when we recorded this. But there's some good science here...You're welcome, we will accept our Nobel prize now.   Follow us for more wild & wonderful   Instagram: instagram.com/marrieddivorcedanddating/ Rachel's Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/ Carl's Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/ Wanna email us a story, we know you've got one? mddtales@gmail.com   Intro Music: Neill Fraser - Married Divorced & Dating Theme instagram.com/neillfraser/    

DTF? Would you rather, someone is honest with you about their intentions on while you're talking to them on a dating app? Or go the long way around?   We are joined by Gemma, a listener who has reached out wanting to share her brave story of escaping a religion she was bought up in feeling like a round peg in a square hole. A real inspiration to see how one can flip a traumatic experience into something beautiful, and share the light at the end of the tunnel to help inspire others.   We then start a two-episode training on making head great again!  After receiving shit head too often, we are going to give some tips and tricks! This week from two vagina owners. Tracey and Rachel give a little bit of insight to rev the vag up Loving what you're hearing? Follow us on socials!    Instagram: instagram.com/marrieddivorcedanddating/ Rachel's Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/ Carl's Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/ Rebekah's Instagram: instagram.com/thejayreeve/ Show Sponsor: instagram.com/thats.quitegood Wanna email us a story, we know you've got one? mddtales@gmail.com   Intro Music: Neill Fraser - Married Divorced & Dating Theme instagram.com/neillfraser/   P.s  If you want to get 10% off the next addition to your bed time toy box, use code MDDTALES10  here: https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/   And if you don't know where to start? We've left a few of our suggestions here for you: https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/affiliate/mddtales/   Happy loving

Vagina Owners! Ever wondered about the shape & feel of your insides?! - Yeah, Rach too  - luckily for us, Carl has the answers!    This week we're joined by Ok Cupid's head of global communications - Michael Kaye -  he helps people find love all over the world, and with this experience lets us in on some amazing tips and tricks on navigating online dating in 2022! Listen in for the do's and don'ts for success!    Rachel then opens up about navigating emotions and communication as she's confused on how to take casual dating to the next step for the first time post divorce!   Download OK Cupid and get your account upgraded to the premium version for free by emailing subscriptions@okcupid.com Just say you listened to this episode

Lads! Strap in and turn your taringas – and hopefully your ladies – on! Ladies, if you have a significant other, sit down with (or on) them and listen to the incredible relationship and sex advice Jay Reeve is bringing to this episode.    As one half a very successful 10yr+ marriage, Jay shares some words of wisdom, and tells us what he has learnt to keep his relationship and sex life alive, and even better than ever!    Then after another hiatus, Rachel returns with a stellar story from the archives – one that you might remember from the wheel – Lip Lady's son! The lesson that was learnt; knowing when you are or aren't ready to be in a relationship.    Loving what you're hearing? Follow us on socials!    Instagram: instagram.com/marrieddivorcedanddating/ Rachel's Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/ Carl's Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/ Rebekah's Instagram: instagram.com/thejayreeve/ Show Sponsor: instagram.com/thats.quitegood Wanna email us a story, we know you've got one? mddtales@gmail.com   Intro Music: Neill Fraser - Married Divorced & Dating Theme instagram.com/neillfraser/   P.s  If you want to get 10% off the next addition to your bed time toy box, use code MDDTALES10  here: https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/   And if you don't know where to start? We've left a few of our suggestions here for you: https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/affiliate/mddtales/   Happy loving

Are vegans strictly spitters?? We ask the BIG questions this week…   We are joined by Shortland Street actress, Rebekah Randell and get to know her spicy side! How much does she relate to her character Dawn on Shortland Street?  She also gives us a GREAT date tip which we will continue to use from now on!  You might want to too!    Then off the back of getting to know each other last week, we continue the games with a Never WILL I ever. Find out where our lines are drawn, and heck, grab a drink and play along with us!    Loving what you are hearing? Follow us on socials!    Instagram: instagram.com/marrieddivorcedanddating/ Rachel's Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/ Carl's Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/ Rebekah's Instagram: instagram.com/rebekah.randell  Show Sponsor: instagram.com/thats.quitegood Wanna email us a story, we know you've got one? mddtales@gmail.com   Intro Music: Neill Fraser - Married Divorced & Dating Theme instagram.com/neillfraser/   P.s  If you want to get 10% off the next addition to your bed time toy box, use code MDDTALES10  here: https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/   And if you dont know where to start? We've left a few of our suggestions here for you: https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/affiliate/mddtales/   Happy loving

Missed it, or remember it was so good you wanna hear it again… Go on, treat yourself. Follow us for more wild & wonderful   Instagram: instagram.com/marrieddivorcedanddating/ Rachel's Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/ Carl's Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/ Wanna email us a story, we know you've got one? mddtales@gmail.com   Intro Music: Neill Fraser - Married Divorced & Dating Theme instagram.com/neillfraser/   P.s  If you want to get 10% off the next addition to your bedtime toy box, use code MDDTALES10  here: https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/   And if you don't know where to start? We've left a few of our suggestions here for you: https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/affiliate/mddtales/