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To be honest, it sometimes feels like genuine madness descends in the studio when our three anti heroes arrive for recording. But then, like this week, even their disorganised journey through life looks structured compared to what the actual racing dishes up. After another mad and unpredictable weekend it's a mad and unpredictable episode of the Greatest Motorcycling Podcast In The Universe. Borrie has a poem but he's trying a new style (Banjo Patterson...that's bold big man. Very bold), Freido is Asianing again so his connection is rubbish and the Moto PG Race Team are in studio for the entire episode. It's as crazy as it sounds and it all starts as soon as you press play. IMPORTANT: Below you will find a list of our sponsors. We expect you to support them by buying stuff from them. This is a team game and we've done out part, time for you to do yours. NEW SPONSOR ALERT: PRESTIGE MOTORBIKE TRANSPORT (http://www.prestigemotorbiketransport.com.au). Click the link or call Paul on 0499 222 500 TRACK ACTION RIDE DAYS (https://www.trackaction.com.au/) ​ AMX SUPERSTORES (https://www.amxsuperstores.com.au/?gad_source=1&gclid=Cj0KCQjwm7q-BhDRARIsACD6-fWr4t6vDftgfCxcIM-wrAZPgbvnPrTTf4RRKS7r5SxGwpgtj_LZTLgaAphVEALw_wcB) ​ MONGREL BOOTS (https://www.mongrelboots.com.au/) ​ MIG MOTORRAD & HELD AUSTRALIA (https://www.migmotorrad.com.au/) ​ SC-PROJECT OCEANIA (https://sc-project.com.au/) ​ SAVIC MOTORCYCLES (https://www.savicmotorcycles.com/?gad_source=1&gclid=Cj0KCQjwm7q-BhDRARIsACD6-fV4WwUbrkAVVKzRfcHbvUMG_P8Db5yG6fpoZhJS9MEK22qFJuMblZ4aAm2cEALw_wcB) ​ GREY GUM INTERNATIONAL CAFÉ (https://greyguminternationalcafe.com.au/) ​ MOTOTCYCLE TYRE OUTLET (https://www.motorcycletyreoutlet.com.au/) ​ BMW MOTORRAD (https://www.bmw-motorrad.com.au/en/home.html#/filter-all) ​ CFMOTO (https://www.cfmoto.com.au/) ​ HARLEY-DAVIDSON (https://www.harley-davidson.com/au/en/index.html?gclsrc=aw.ds&gad_source=1&gclid=Cj0KCQjwm7q-BhDRARIsACD6-fVMFul6rhQgzL7wZ2bA-662ku7DlytkzYx5zw2T4YQthjQmEcp1JGkaAgVfEALw_wcB) COMPASS EXPEDITIONS (https://compassexpeditions.com/)

When you put the word 'French' in front of other words (like 'sex' or 'kissing' or 'fries') magic happens. But when. you put it in front of the sentence 'victory in their home Moto GP for the first time in history' things go to a whole other level. Johann Zarco became an instant national hero when he made history as the first French rider to win the premiere class at Le Mans and the team at The Greatest Motorcycling Podcast in the Universe are here for all of it. Boris, Tug and Freido are joined by special in studio guest Pete Vorst of Compass Expeditions as they break down one of the most memorable race wins in years. There's also Boris' poem (an ode to Zarco), Freido's horoscope (also about Zarco...there's a pattern emerging here) and the 'Simone Flatterson Man Boobs and Grid Girl Critique' (which isn't about Zarco but is still magnificent) and the rest of the puerile nonsense you've come to expect from these three reprobates. Hit the play button and enjoy the gloriousness of it. It will make you laugh, it will make you cry and it it will make you irresistably attractive to the opposite sex. You've been warned.

Franky's lady parts are bruised? Seriously? Yes people, THIS is the level of analysis you can expect from The Greatest Motorcycling Podcast In The Universe. And that's some of the best of it. Regular listeners already know this, of course, but if you're new around here stay with us because somehow, it actually makes sense. The best way to find out how it manages that is to press play but don't do that until AFTER you buy one or all of Borrie's books. You can get them at Shock'n'Awe (https://www.shocknawe.com.au) but if you don't feel your'e making a significant enough contribution by doing that then head over to Patreon and give us more money, every month, by signing up for the Pit Crew (https://www.patreon.com/MotoPG). Oh, and don't forget to press play. Off you go now. IMPORTANT: Below you will find a list of our sponsors. We expect you to support them by buying stuff from them. This is a team game and we've done out part, time for you to do yours. NEW SPONSOR ALERT: Prestige Motorbike Transport (https://www.facebook.com/prestigebiketrans/). Clink the link or call Paul on 0499 222 500 TRACK ACTION RIDE DAYS (https://www.trackaction.com.au/) ​ AMX SUPERSTORES (https://www.amxsuperstores.com.au/?gad_source=1&gclid=Cj0KCQjwm7q-BhDRARIsACD6-fWr4t6vDftgfCxcIM-wrAZPgbvnPrTTf4RRKS7r5SxGwpgtj_LZTLgaAphVEALw_wcB) ​ MONGREL BOOTS (https://www.mongrelboots.com.au/) ​ MIG MOTORRAD & HELD AUSTRALIA (https://www.migmotorrad.com.au/) ​ SC-PROJECT OCEANIA (https://sc-project.com.au/) ​ SAVIC MOTORCYCLES (https://www.savicmotorcycles.com/?gad_source=1&gclid=Cj0KCQjwm7q-BhDRARIsACD6-fV4WwUbrkAVVKzRfcHbvUMG_P8Db5yG6fpoZhJS9MEK22qFJuMblZ4aAm2cEALw_wcB) ​ GREY GUM INTERNATIONAL CAFÉ (https://greyguminternationalcafe.com.au/) ​ MOTOTCYCLE TYRE OUTLET (https://www.motorcycletyreoutlet.com.au/) ​ BMW MOTORRAD (https://www.bmw-motorrad.com.au/en/home.html#/filter-all) ​ CFMOTO (https://www.cfmoto.com.au/) ​ HARLEY-DAVIDSON (https://www.harley-davidson.com/au/en/index.html?gclsrc=aw.ds&gad_source=1&gclid=Cj0KCQjwm7q-BhDRARIsACD6-fVMFul6rhQgzL7wZ2bA-662ku7DlytkzYx5zw2T4YQthjQmEcp1JGkaAgVfEALw_wcB) COMPASS EXPEDITIONS (https://compassexpeditions.com/)

One Marquez taunting Borrie by winning everything is painful but two of them in the mix? Somebody might get hurt. A weekend of some of the best 'men riding motorcycles fast in 2025' means a Wednesday of 'The Greatest Motorcycling Podcast In The Universe' with LOTS to talk about. Yes, Borrie is upset but as all professionals do he makes the difficult look easy by tackling the Marquez issue head on. He even wrote a poem about it. It's so good he had to 'apologise to all humanity' in advance. Also, Freido's horoscope checks Jorge Martin's astro charts (it doesn't look good) and the Simone Flatterson Gird Girl Critique and Man Boob Care segment finds Qatar 'disappointing'. There's more, but why would you need it? Just press play and listen for yourself. And while you're at it show your appreciation by buying Borrie's excellent books here (https://www.shocknawe.com.au) and also signing up for the Patreon Pit Crew (https://www.patreon.com/MotoPG) .

Trump in the White House, Elon Musk running Doge and Alex Marquez leading the Moto GP championship? These are, indeed, chaotic times. But never fear, the Greatest Motorcycling Podcast in the Universe is here to make sense of it all as Boris, Tugs and Freido break down the bizarre weekend that was the Grand Prix of the Americas. The boys also solve listener problems in the new Dear Bitches segment plus there's plenty of the usual nonsense wth Freido's Horoscope, Borrie's Poem and some smug 'We Told You So' offerings. It's hard to believe sometimes that we give this stuff away for free so do your bit to change that by signing up for the Patreon Pit Crew and/or buying one or all of Borrie's books. This is a win/win because you get to give us money and we get to keep it. Clever, eh? But enough of this, hit the play button now and revel in the madness of episode 159 of the Moto PG Podcast. IMPORTANT: Below you will find a list of our sponsors. We expect you to support them by buying stuff from them. This is a team game and we've done out part, time for you to do yours. COMPASS EXPEDITIONS (https://compassexpeditions.com/) TRACK ACTION RIDE DAYS (https://www.trackaction.com.au/) AMX SUPERSTORES (https://www.amxsuperstores.com.au/?gad_source=1&gclid=Cj0KCQjwm7q-BhDRARIsACD6-fWr4t6vDftgfCxcIM-wrAZPgbvnPrTTf4RRKS7r5SxGwpgtj_LZTLgaAphVEALw_wcB) MONGREL BOOTS (https://www.mongrelboots.com.au/) MIG MOTORRAD & HELD AUSTRALIA (https://www.migmotorrad.com.au/) SC-PROJECT OCEANIA (https://sc-project.com.au/) SAVIC MOTORCYCLES (https://www.savicmotorcycles.com/?gad_source=1&gclid=Cj0KCQjwm7q-BhDRARIsACD6-fV4WwUbrkAVVKzRfcHbvUMG_P8Db5yG6fpoZhJS9MEK22qFJuMblZ4aAm2cEALw_wcB) GREY GUM INTERNATIONAL CAFÉ (https://greyguminternationalcafe.com.au/) MOTOTCYCLE TYRE OUTLET (https://www.motorcycletyreoutlet.com.au/) BMW MOTORRAD (https://www.bmw-motorrad.com.au/en/home.html#/filter-all) CFMOTO (https://www.cfmoto.com.au/) HARLEY-DAVIDSON (https://www.harley-davidson.com/au/en/index.html?gclsrc=aw.ds&gad_source=1&gclid=Cj0KCQjwm7q-BhDRARIsACD6-fVMFul6rhQgzL7wZ2bA-662ku7DlytkzYx5zw2T4YQthjQmEcp1JGkaAgVfEALw_wcB)

So, people, what did we learn from Argentina? Anything? Apart from things we already knew like Marc Marquez intending to personally torture Boris all year by winning everything all the time, that Senna Agius is REALLY hard to find a decent nickname for or that Baby Jeebus must surely find a new home soon for his extraordinary talent. It's hard to say. And after you listen to this you will still be no closer to an answer. But on the up side, you will get to hear Borrie's poem, Friedo's horoscope and some fun new sound effects. So there's that. Of course, if you sign up for our Patreon Pit Crew your life will improve immeasurably (as will ours) because we will take the money you give us and use it to buy beer and other fun stuff. A true win/win. Enjoy. Below you will find a list of our sponsors. We expect you to support them by buying stuff from them. This is a team game and we've done out part, time for you to do yours. HARLEY-DAVIDSON (https://www.harley-davidson.com/au/en/index.html?gclsrc=aw.ds&gad_source=1&gclid=Cj0KCQjwm7q-BhDRARIsACD6-fVMFul6rhQgzL7wZ2bA-662ku7DlytkzYx5zw2T4YQthjQmEcp1JGkaAgVfEALw_wcB) COMPASS EXPEDITIONS (https://compassexpeditions.com/) TRACK ACTION RIDE DAYS (https://www.trackaction.com.au/) AMX SUPERSTORES (https://www.amxsuperstores.com.au/?gad_source=1&gclid=Cj0KCQjwm7q-BhDRARIsACD6-fWr4t6vDftgfCxcIM-wrAZPgbvnPrTTf4RRKS7r5SxGwpgtj_LZTLgaAphVEALw_wcB) MONGREL BOOTS (https://www.mongrelboots.com.au/) MIG MOTORRAD & HELD AUSTRALIA (https://www.migmotorrad.com.au/) SC-PROJECT OCEANIA (https://sc-project.com.au/) SAVIC MOTORCYCLES (https://www.savicmotorcycles.com/?gad_source=1&gclid=Cj0KCQjwm7q-BhDRARIsACD6-fV4WwUbrkAVVKzRfcHbvUMG_P8Db5yG6fpoZhJS9MEK22qFJuMblZ4aAm2cEALw_wcB) GREY GUM INTERNATIONAL CAFÉ (https://greyguminternationalcafe.com.au/) MOTOTCYCLE TYRE OUTLET (https://www.motorcycletyreoutlet.com.au/) BMW MOTORRAD (https://www.bmw-motorrad.com.au/en/home.html#/filter-all) CFMOTO (https://www.cfmoto.com.au/)

The racing's back (mercifully) which means there should be something meaningful to talk about on the Greatest Motorcycling Podcast in the Universe. But if you've been here before you know that's not how we roll so instead you will be getting the usual juvenile humour, poorly thought out analysis and a healthy dose of profanity. Thank god some things never change!. So sign up for th Patreon Pit Crew (https://www.patreon.com/MotoPG) (code for 'give us money') and enjoy! IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT None of this would be possible without our magnificent sponsors. They support us, so it's only good manners you should support them. Visit their websites, try and buy their products, sign up for their newsletters, and tell them WE SENT YOU. And we would be really pleased if you bought Borrie's books. They're a great read, they make great gifts, and it helps him to feed his family. If he can feed his family he tends not to rob people. All four of his masterpieces are here (https://www.shocknawe.com.au/)… • Compass Expeditions (https://compassexpeditions.com/) ​ SAVIC MOTORCYCLES (https://www.savicmotorcycles.com/) CF MOTO (https://www.cfmoto.com.au/) AMX SUPERSTORES (https://www.amxsuperstores.com.au) MONGREL BOOTS (https://www.mongrelboots.com.au/) MADE IN GERMANY (https://www.migmotorrad.com.au/) SC-PROJECT (https://sc-project.com.au/) Harley Davidson (https://www.harley-davidson.com/au/en/index.html) BMW MOTORRAD (https://www.bmw-motorrad.com.au/en/home.html#/filter-all) • Grey Gums Cafe (https://greyguminternationalcafe.com/) • Simon Crafar's Riders For Dogs (https://www.facebook.com/p/Riders-For-Dogs-100093614162628/?paipv=0&eav=AfaTLpwgAXgkNJn0H4pewS10dMuN4GuDt4_g2hVdTu35PkAACM4hlblVNyQn8lyl-j4&_rdr) Facebook Page

Ladyboys, Gaza Strippers and some pointless masturbation...it can all mean only one thing. That's right bitches, The Greatest Motorcycling Podcast In The Universe is back for 2025 with a bunch of new segments but the same three lunatics at the helm. Find out what's new for the show for 2025 while enjoying some old favourites like We Told You So and Borrie's poem. Plus, why signing up for the Patreon Pit Crew (https://www.patreon.com/MotoPG) is the correct life choice to make. It's the same madness it's always been but with some new music. Marketing 101, people. If you haven't pressed 'play' yet you may do so now. Did we mention you can join out Patreon Pit crew (https://www.patreon.com/MotoPG)? It's very profitable (for us, not you).

Welcome to the Indian Summer Sessions. The world's greatest podcast has placed its feet upon the warpath of joy, disclosure, and insight. Not ours, of course. That would be unseemly. We will instead place the Indian war bonnet upon our oddly-shaped heads and chat to interesting people. And ride Indian motorcycles (https://www.indianmotorcycle.com.au/offers/?gad_source=1&gclid=CjwKCAiA6aW6BhBqEiwA6KzDc8BpHO2oKBbtLbv_RzfQ2JIpwx8oTg6B8ygR44IdK2DM4E5RPQ_MxBoCgjQQAvD_BwE). And summer the shit out of ourselves.

Welcome to the Indian Summer Sessions. The world's greatest podcast has placed its feet upon the warpath of joy, disclosure, and insight. Not ours, of course. That would be unseemly. We will instead place the Indian war bonnet upon our oddly-shaped heads and chat to interesting people. And ride Indian motorcycles (https://www.indianmotorcycle.com.au/offers/?gad_source=1&gclid=CjwKCAiA6aW6BhBqEiwA6KzDc8BpHO2oKBbtLbv_RzfQ2JIpwx8oTg6B8ygR44IdK2DM4E5RPQ_MxBoCgjQQAvD_BwE). And summer the shit out of ourselves.

Welcome to the Indian Summer Sessions. The world's greatest podcast has placed its feet upon the warpath of joy, disclosure, and insight. Not ours, of course. That would be unseemly. We will instead place the Indian war bonnet upon our oddly-shaped heads and chat to interesting people. And ride Indian motorcycles (https://www.indianmotorcycle.com.au/offers/?gad_source=1&gclid=CjwKCAiA6aW6BhBqEiwA6KzDc8BpHO2oKBbtLbv_RzfQ2JIpwx8oTg6B8ygR44IdK2DM4E5RPQ_MxBoCgjQQAvD_BwE). And summer the shit out of ourselves. There's no racing so what could our intrepid hosts possibly find to talk about? Tug not turning up for one (thankfully Simmo was ready to step in) and Indian motorcycles for another. Will Freido ever get to ride one? Not on Boris' watch, it seems. That plus gossip plus some stuff the lads just made up for fun all awaits in episode 152 so press play and get it in your ears now. Oh, and go sign up for the Patreon Pit Crew where you can watch the madness unfold (including some extra stuff that didnt make it into the audio version).

Welcome to the Indian Summer Sessions. The world's greatest podcast has placed its feet upon the warpath of joy, disclosure, and insight. Not ours, of course. That would be unseemly. We will instead place the Indian war bonnet upon our oddly-shaped heads and chat to interesting people. And ride Indian motorcycles (https://www.indianmotorcycle.com.au/offers/?gad_source=1&gclid=CjwKCAiA6aW6BhBqEiwA6KzDc8BpHO2oKBbtLbv_RzfQ2JIpwx8oTg6B8ygR44IdK2DM4E5RPQ_MxBoCgjQQAvD_BwE). And summer the shit out of ourselves.

Welcome to the Indian Summer Sessions. The world's greatest podcast has placed its feet upon the warpath of joy, disclosure, and insight. Not ours, of course. That would be unseemly. We will instead place the Indian war bonnet upon our oddly-shaped heads and chat to interesting people. And ride Indian motorcycles (https://www.indianmotorcycle.com.au/offers/?gad_source=1&gclid=CjwKCAiA6aW6BhBqEiwA6KzDc8BpHO2oKBbtLbv_RzfQ2JIpwx8oTg6B8ygR44IdK2DM4E5RPQ_MxBoCgjQQAvD_BwE). And summer the shit out of ourselves.

Welcome to the Indian Summer Sessions. The world's greatest podcast has placed its feet upon the warpath of joy, disclosure, and insight. Not ours, of course. That would be unseemly. We will instead place the Indian war bonnet upon our oddly-shaped heads and chat to interesting people. And ride Indian motorcycles (https://www.indianmotorcycle.com.au/offers/?gad_source=1&gclid=CjwKCAiA6aW6BhBqEiwA6KzDc8BpHO2oKBbtLbv_RzfQ2JIpwx8oTg6B8ygR44IdK2DM4E5RPQ_MxBoCgjQQAvD_BwE). And summer the shit out of ourselves.

Welcome to the Indian Summer Sessions. The world's greatest podcast has placed its feet upon the warpath of joy, disclosure, and insight. Not ours, of course. That would be unseemly. We will instead place the Indian war bonnet upon our oddly-shaped heads and chat to interesting people. And ride Indian motorcycles. And summer the shit out of ourselves. Check out the Indian range here (https://www.indianmotorcycle.com.au/offers/?gad_source=1&gclid=CjwKCAiA6aW6BhBqEiwA6KzDc8BpHO2oKBbtLbv_RzfQ2JIpwx8oTg6B8ygR44IdK2DM4E5RPQ_MxBoCgjQQAvD_BwE)

Welcome to the Indian Summer Sessions. The world's greatest podcast has placed its feet upon the warpath of joy, disclosure, and insight. Not ours, of course. That would be unseemly. We will instead place the Indian war bonnet upon our oddly-shaped heads and chat to interesting people. And ride Indian motorcycles. And summer the shit out of ourselves. Check out the Indian range here (https://www.indianmotorcycle.com.au/offers/?gad_source=1&gclid=CjwKCAiA6aW6BhBqEiwA6KzDc8BpHO2oKBbtLbv_RzfQ2JIpwx8oTg6B8ygR44IdK2DM4E5RPQ_MxBoCgjQQAvD_BwE)

And so another year of Moto GP comes to a close and what a season it was. But as always the boys have no time for looking back and it is only the road ahead that has their attention. Will 2025 bring new features and segments to the show? Will the loyal souls of Patreon finally get something worthwhile from these three miscreants? Will 2025 be even bigger and better than 2024? Who knows, but the banter along the way should be a bit of sport t least. So go join the Patreon Pit Crew then come back and hit the 'Play' button. And if you concentrate, you'll be able to feel how much better your life is and how much more attractive people find you just because you're a Patreon Pit Crew member. IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT None of this would be possible without our magnificent sponsors. They support us, so it's only good manners you should support them. Visit their websites, try and buy their products, sign up for their newsletters, and tell them WE SENT YOU. And we would be really pleased if you bought Borrie's books. They're a great read, they make great gifts, and it helps him to feed his family. If he can feed his family he tends not to rob people. All four of his masterpieces are here (https://www.shocknawe.com.au/)… • NOISEGUARD (https://www.noiseguard.com.au/) SAVIC MOTORCYCLES (https://www.savicmotorcycles.com/) CF MOTO (https://www.cfmoto.com.au/) AMX SUPERSTORES (https://www.amxsuperstores.com.au) MONGREL BOOTS (https://www.mongrelboots.com.au/) MADE IN GERMANY (https://www.migmotorrad.com.au/) SC-PROJECT (https://sc-project.com.au/) Harley Davidson (https://www.harley-davidson.com/au/en/index.html) BMW MOTORRAD (https://www.bmw-motorrad.com.au/en/home.html#/filter-all) TROOPER LU (https://trooperlu.com.au/) Compass Expeditions (https://compassexpeditions.com/) • Grey Gums Cafe (https://greyguminternationalcafe.com/) • Simon Crafar's Riders For Dogs (https://www.facebook.com/p/Riders-For-Dogs-100093614162628/?paipv=0&eav=AfaTLpwgAXgkNJn0H4pewS10dMuN4GuDt4_g2hVdTu35PkAACM4hlblVNyQn8lyl-j4&_rdr) Facebook Page

Sometimes it's hard to do justice to the magnificence that is Moto GP racing and, as you'd expect, our three hosts generally fail in the endeavour. But like a plain girl at a party, if you give them a chance they'll show you that what they lack in looks and grace they make up for in enthusiasm for the task and a willingness to try pretty much anything. Sure, Borrie is no Shakespeare but his poem somehow always finds the mark. Freido's horoscope is, mathematically, implausible. And yet it entertains, and at the end of the day that's all we hope to do. Well that and get rich. So give the plain girl a chance and hit play. Even better, buy her a metaphorical drink first by signing up for the Patreon Pit Crew. Guaranteed she will appreciate it and you'll feel better about yourself, too. It's a win/win IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT None of this would be possible without our magnificent sponsors. They support us, so it's only good manners you should support them. Visit their websites, try and buy their products, sign up for their newsletters, and tell them WE SENT YOU. And we would be really pleased if you bought Borrie's books. They're a great read, they make great gifts, and it helps him to feed his family. If he can feed his family he tends not to rob people. All four of his masterpieces are here (https://www.shocknawe.com.au/)… • Compass Expeditions (https://compassexpeditions.com/) ​ NOISEGUARD (https://www.noiseguard.com.au/) SAVIC MOTORCYCLES (https://www.savicmotorcycles.com/) CF MOTO (https://www.cfmoto.com.au/) AMX SUPERSTORES (https://www.amxsuperstores.com.au) MONGREL BOOTS (https://www.mongrelboots.com.au/) MADE IN GERMANY (https://www.migmotorrad.com.au/) SC-PROJECT (https://sc-project.com.au/) Harley Davidson (https://www.harley-davidson.com/au/en/index.html) BMW MOTORRAD (https://www.bmw-motorrad.com.au/en/home.html#/filter-all) TROOPER LU (https://trooperlu.com.au/) • Grey Gums Cafe (https://greyguminternationalcafe.com/) • Simon Crafar's Riders For Dogs (https://www.facebook.com/p/Riders-For-Dogs-100093614162628/?paipv=0&eav=AfaTLpwgAXgkNJn0H4pewS10dMuN4GuDt4_g2hVdTu35PkAACM4hlblVNyQn8lyl-j4&_rdr) Facebook Page

A week unsupervised at the Island followed by a studio session with the only grown up member of the team missing. What could possibly go wrong? As soon as you've signed up for patreon, come back and press play to find out. Did Borrie's poem go off the rails? Yes. Is Rossi's weekly email one of the best yet? Also yes. Is the entire episode a disorganised shambles because Tug isn't here? Sort of yes. But if Moto GP seen through a profanity laden, puerile and childish lens is your thing then this is the show for you. Enjoy. IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT None of this would be possible without our magnificent sponsors. They support us, so it's only good manners you should support them. Visit their websites, try and buy their products, sign up for their newsletters, and tell them WE SENT YOU. And we would be really pleased if you bought Borrie's books. They're a great read, they make great gifts, and it helps him to feed his family. If he can feed his family he tends not to rob people. All four of his masterpieces are here (https://www.shocknawe.com.au/)… • TROOPER LU (https://trooperlu.com.au/) • Compass Expeditions (https://compassexpeditions.com/) ​ NOISEGUARD (https://www.noiseguard.com.au/) SAVIC MOTORCYCLES (https://www.savicmotorcycles.com/) CF MOTO (https://www.cfmoto.com.au/) AMX SUPERSTORES (https://www.amxsuperstores.com.au) MONGREL BOOTS (https://www.mongrelboots.com.au/) MADE IN GERMANY (https://www.migmotorrad.com.au/) SC-PROJECT (https://sc-project.com.au/) Harley Davidson (https://www.harley-davidson.com/au/en/index.html) BMW MOTORRAD (https://www.bmw-motorrad.com.au/en/home.html#/filter-all) • Grey Gums Cafe (https://greyguminternationalcafe.com/) • Simon Crafar's Riders For Dogs (https://www.facebook.com/p/Riders-For-Dogs-100093614162628/?paipv=0&eav=AfaTLpwgAXgkNJn0H4pewS10dMuN4GuDt4_g2hVdTu35PkAACM4hlblVNyQn8lyl-j4&_rdr) Facebook Page

No man is an island BUT no island is a man, either. Even if it has a man's name. Like Philip. Which, when you think about it, is a great name for one of the best motorcycle racing circuits in the world, one that dished up another magnificent weekend of racing. Many of you would have had the frankly terrifying/exhiliarating experience of meeting one or more of the boys at the race but here is a taste of what they were getting up to when they weren't talking to you. Warning: includes a healthy dose of actual analysis thanks to the presence of none other than Simon Crafar. If that doesn't tempt you perhaps you might need to find another hobby. IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT None of this would be possible without our magnificent sponsors. They support us, so it's only good manners you should support them. Visit their websites, try and buy their products, sign up for their newsletters, and tell them WE SENT YOU. And we would be really pleased if you bought Borrie's books. They're a great read, they make great gifts, and it helps him to feed his family. If he can feed his family he tends not to rob people. All four of his masterpieces are here (https://www.shocknawe.com.au/)… • BMW MOTORRAD (https://www.bmw-motorrad.com.au/en/home.html#/filter-all) • TROOPER LU (https://trooperlu.com.au/) • Compass Expeditions (https://compassexpeditions.com/) ​ NOISEGUARD (https://www.noiseguard.com.au/) SAVIC MOTORCYCLES (https://www.savicmotorcycles.com/) CF MOTO (https://www.cfmoto.com.au/) AMX SUPERSTORES (https://www.amxsuperstores.com.au) MONGREL BOOTS (https://www.mongrelboots.com.au/) MADE IN GERMANY (https://www.migmotorrad.com.au/) SC-PROJECT (https://sc-project.com.au/) Harley Davidson (https://www.harley-davidson.com/au/en/index.html) • Grey Gums Cafe (https://greyguminternationalcafe.com/) • Simon Crafar's Riders For Dogs (https://www.facebook.com/p/Riders-For-Dogs-100093614162628/?paipv=0&eav=AfaTLpwgAXgkNJn0H4pewS10dMuN4GuDt4_g2hVdTu35PkAACM4hlblVNyQn8lyl-j4&_rdr) Facebook Page

Do you want the good news or the bad news first? OK, we'll start with the bad. There's no Boris on the Greatest Motorcycling Podcast in the Universe this week. Tragic, we know, but there's good news, too: the big fella still sent in a poem! That's just one of the highlights as Freido and Tug pick up the slack and talk all things motorcycle racing - and plenty of stuff that's not - including The Captain's Letter, Rossi's Instructions, correspondence from Jorge and more. And if you miss Boris make sure to head over to Patreon and sign up for our Pit Crew so he can afford the petrol to attend the next recording. You'll be doing all of us a favour. Now press play and enjoy. IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT None of this would be possible without our magnificent sponsors. They support us, so it's only good manners you should support them. Visit their websites, try and buy their products, sign up for their newsletters, and tell them WE SENT YOU. And we would be really pleased if you bought Borrie's books. They're a great read, they make great gifts, and it helps him to feed his family. If he can feed his family he tends not to rob people. All four of his masterpieces are here (https://www.shocknawe.com.au/)… • Harley Davidson (https://www.harley-davidson.com/au/en/index.html) • BMW MOTORRAD (https://www.bmw-motorrad.com.au/en/home.html#/filter-all) • TROOPER LU (https://trooperlu.com.au/) • Compass Expeditions (https://compassexpeditions.com/) ​ NOISEGUARD (https://www.noiseguard.com.au/) SAVIC MOTORCYCLES (https://www.savicmotorcycles.com/) CF MOTO (https://www.cfmoto.com.au/) AMX SUPERSTORES (https://www.amxsuperstores.com.au) MONGREL BOOTS (https://www.mongrelboots.com.au/) MADE IN GERMANY (https://www.migmotorrad.com.au/) SC-PROJECT (https://sc-project.com.au/) • Grey Gums Cafe (https://greyguminternationalcafe.com/) • Simon Crafar's Riders For Dogs (https://www.facebook.com/p/Riders-For-Dogs-100093614162628/?paipv=0&eav=AfaTLpwgAXgkNJn0H4pewS10dMuN4GuDt4_g2hVdTu35PkAACM4hlblVNyQn8lyl-j4&_rdr) Facebook Page

A change is as good as a holiday they say so for episode 141 we're going to switch things up. Normally, we ask for money in this section AFTER we tell you what's on the show. But this week, we're asking for money BEFORE we tell you. Innovative, huh? If you want to give us money - or even if you don't - head over to Patreon (https://www.patreon.com/MotoPG) and sign up for our Pit Crew. Karma will then ensure your enjoyment of this free episode (including Borrie's Poem, Rossi's Instructions, the Captain's memo and more) will be that much more intense. If you don't believe us, give it a try. We dare you. IMPORTANT ANOUNCEMENT None of this would be possible without our magnificent sponsors. They support us, so it's only good manners you should support them. Visit their websites, try and buy their products, sign up for their newsletters, and tell them WE SENT YOU. And we would be really pleased if you bought Borrie's books. They're a great read, they make great gifts, and it helps him to feed his family. If he can feed his family he tends not to rob people. All four of his masterpieces are here (https://www.shocknawe.com.au/)… • SC-PROJECT (https://sc-project.com.au/) • Harley Davidson (https://www.harley-davidson.com/au/en/index.html) • BMW MOTORRAD (https://www.bmw-motorrad.com.au/en/home.html#/filter-all) • TROOPER LU (https://trooperlu.com.au/) • Compass Expeditions (https://compassexpeditions.com/) ​ NOISEGUARD (https://www.noiseguard.com.au/) SAVIC MOTORCYCLES (https://www.savicmotorcycles.com/) CF MOTO (https://www.cfmoto.com.au/) AMX SUPERSTORES (https://www.amxsuperstores.com.au) MONGREL BOOTS (https://www.mongrelboots.com.au/) MADE IN GERMANY (https://www.migmotorrad.com.au/) • Grey Gums Cafe (https://greyguminternationalcafe.com/) • Simon Crafar's Riders For Dogs (https://www.facebook.com/p/Riders-For-Dogs-100093614162628/?paipv=0&eav=AfaTLpwgAXgkNJn0H4pewS10dMuN4GuDt4_g2hVdTu35PkAACM4hlblVNyQn8lyl-j4&_rdr) Facebook Page

Nobody asked for it. Nobody wanted it. And yet, somehow, one can't look away when they see/hear it. Ep 140 of The Greatest Motorcycling Podcast In The Universe will go down in history as the day the Pee Gees were born. Calling on all the lack of self awareness that has somehow brought them the success they currently enjoy, our three hosts decide today is the day they sing. Together. Is it awful? Yes. Yet somehow compelling. But we'll let you be the judge. In other news there's also some interesting chat about motorcycles and motorcycle racing plus a special guest drops into the studio. You know the drill from here. Press play and all that. Then send money. Lots of it. IMPORTANT ANOUNCEMENT None of this would be possible without our magnificent sponsors. They support us, so it's only good manners you should support them. Visit their websites, try and buy their products, sign up for their newsletters, and tell them WE SENT YOU. And we would be really pleased if you bought Borrie's books. They're a great read, they make great gifts, and it helps him to feed his family. If he can feed his family he tends not to rob people. All four of his masterpieces are here (https://www.shocknawe.com.au/)… • MADE IN GERMANY (https://www.migmotorrad.com.au/) • SC-PROJECT (https://sc-project.com.au/) • Harley Davidson (https://www.harley-davidson.com/au/en/index.html) • BMW MOTORRAD (https://www.bmw-motorrad.com.au/en/home.html#/filter-all) • TROOPER LU (https://trooperlu.com.au/) • Compass Expeditions (https://compassexpeditions.com/) ​ NOISEGUARD (https://www.noiseguard.com.au/) SAVIC MOTORCYCLES (https://www.savicmotorcycles.com/) CF MOTO (https://www.cfmoto.com.au/) AMX SUPERSTORES (https://www.amxsuperstores.com.au) MONGREL BOOTS (https://www.mongrelboots.com.au/) • Grey Gums Cafe (https://greyguminternationalcafe.com/) • Simon Crafar's Riders For Dogs (https://www.facebook.com/p/Riders-For-Dogs-100093614162628/?paipv=0&eav=AfaTLpwgAXgkNJn0H4pewS10dMuN4GuDt4_g2hVdTu35PkAACM4hlblVNyQn8lyl-j4&_rdr) Facebook Page

They said we'd never make it and to be fair, that seemed a reasonable analysis at the time. But five years to the day and 138 episodes since the Greatest Motorcycling Podcast in the Universe was launched and we're still here in all our glory. Is the show infantile? Yes. Is it puerile? Yes. Is it so laced with profanity that the 'C' word often makes an appearance before the intro music even starts? Also yes. Moto PG is all of those things but more importantly than any of them is that it's popular, and that's thanks to you, the listeners. We don't know why you listen and we don't really care. To be honest, we're just here for the money. So go join our Patreon Pit Crew then come back and press 'Play' and enjoy the madness. IMPORTANT ANOUNCEMENT None of this would be possible without our magnificent sponsors. They support us, so it's only good manners you should support them. Visit their websites, try and buy their products, sign up for their newsletters, and tell them WE SENT YOU. And we would be really pleased if you bought Borrie's books. They're a great read, they make great gifts, and it helps him to feed his family. If he can feed his family he tends not to rob people. All four of his masterpieces are here (https://www.shocknawe.com.au/)… • MONGREL BOOTS (https://www.mongrelboots.com.au/) • MADE IN GERMANY (https://www.migmotorrad.com.au/) • SC-PROJECT (https://sc-project.com.au/) • Harley Davidson (https://www.harley-davidson.com/au/en/index.html) • BMW MOTORRAD (https://www.bmw-motorrad.com.au/en/home.html#/filter-all) • TROOPER LU (https://trooperlu.com.au/) • Compass Expeditions (https://compassexpeditions.com/) ​ NOISEGUARD (https://www.noiseguard.com.au/) SAVIC MOTORCYCLES (https://www.savicmotorcycles.com/) CF MOTO (https://www.cfmoto.com.au/) AMX SUPERSTORES (https://www.amxsuperstores.com.au) • Grey Gums Cafe (https://greyguminternationalcafe.com/) • Simon Crafar's Riders For Dogs (https://www.facebook.com/p/Riders-For-Dogs-100093614162628/?paipv=0&eav=AfaTLpwgAXgkNJn0H4pewS10dMuN4GuDt4_g2hVdTu35PkAACM4hlblVNyQn8lyl-j4&_rdr) Facebook Page

Few Moto GP podcasts tackle the real issues like the three intrepid hosts of The Greatest Motorcycling Podcast In The Universe. Sure, they're issues unrelated to Moto GP racing but that doesn't mean they're not real issues. Episode 138 is a fabulous example. Not only did it spawn the episode title (yes, somebody actually said this on the show) but includes Freido dialling in from Europe, Borrie reciting his poem, Rossi's instructions and a deeply philosophical edition of The Captain's letter. It's good stuff. Or at least, it's the sort of stuff you miscreants seem to enjoy. So go join the Patreon Pit Crew if you haven't already then press play on this week's offering. It's literally the least you could do. IMPORTANT ANOUNCEMENT None of this would be possible without our magnificent sponsors. They support us, so it's only good manners you should support them. Visit their websites, try and buy their products, sign up for their newsletters, and tell them WE SENT YOU. And we would be really pleased if you bought Borrie's books. They're a great read, they make great gifts, and it helps him to feed his family. If he can feed his family he tends not to rob people. All four of his masterpieces are here (https://www.shocknawe.com.au/)… AMX SUPERSTORES (https://www.amxsuperstores.com.au) • MONGREL BOOTS (https://www.mongrelboots.com.au/) • MADE IN GERMANY (https://www.migmotorrad.com.au/) • SC-PROJECT (https://sc-project.com.au/) • Harley Davidson (https://www.harley-davidson.com/au/en/index.html) • BMW MOTORRAD (https://www.bmw-motorrad.com.au/en/home.html#/filter-all) • TROOPER LU (https://trooperlu.com.au/) • Compass Expeditions (https://compassexpeditions.com/) ​ NOISEGUARD (https://www.noiseguard.com.au/) SAVIC MOTORCYCLES (https://www.savicmotorcycles.com/) CF MOTO (https://www.cfmoto.com.au/) • Grey Gums Cafe (https://greyguminternationalcafe.com/) • Simon Crafar's Riders For Dogs (https://www.facebook.com/p/Riders-For-Dogs-100093614162628/?paipv=0&eav=AfaTLpwgAXgkNJn0H4pewS10dMuN4GuDt4_g2hVdTu35PkAACM4hlblVNyQn8lyl-j4&_rdr) Facebook Page

'Rich Germany' delivered the most boring race of the year but just because the riders let you down doesnt mean the Greatest Motorcycling Podcast In The Universe will. Siftng through the smouldering ashes of the dumpster fire that was the weekend, our three dashing podcasters offer up analysis (a stretch), stupidity (standard), profanity (mandatory) and the usual peurile nonsense that you've come to know and love. Borrie's Poem (an outstanding 'Ode to Grid Girls'), Rossi's Instructions, Freido's Horoscope, The Captain's Memo...it's all in here waiting for you to press play. You can do that by cashing in on our altruism (look it up) OR you could do what's right (and profitable) and sign up for our Patreon Pit Crew. So go and do that now then come back and enjoy. You can thank us later. IMPORTANT ANOUNCEMENT None of this would be possible without our magnificent sponsors. They support us, so it's only good manners you should support them. Visit their websites, try and buy their products, sign up for their newsletters, and tell them WE SENT YOU. And we would be really pleased if you bought Borrie's books. They're a great read, they make great gifts, and it helps him to feed his family. If he can feed his family he tends not to rob people. All four of his masterpieces are here (https://www.shocknawe.com.au/)… CF MOTO (https://www.cfmoto.com.au/) • AMX SUPERSTORES (https://www.amxsuperstores.com.au) • MONGREL BOOTS (https://www.mongrelboots.com.au/) • MADE IN GERMANY (https://www.migmotorrad.com.au/) • SC-PROJECT (https://sc-project.com.au/) • Harley Davidson (https://www.harley-davidson.com/au/en/index.html) • BMW MOTORRAD (https://www.bmw-motorrad.com.au/en/home.html#/filter-all) • TROOPER LU (https://trooperlu.com.au/) • Compass Expeditions (https://compassexpeditions.com/) ​ NOISEGUARD (https://www.noiseguard.com.au/) SAVIC MOTORCYCLES (https://www.savicmotorcycles.com/) • Grey Gums Cafe (https://greyguminternationalcafe.com/) • Simon Crafar's Riders For Dogs (https://www.facebook.com/p/Riders-For-Dogs-100093614162628/?paipv=0&eav=AfaTLpwgAXgkNJn0H4pewS10dMuN4GuDt4_g2hVdTu35PkAACM4hlblVNyQn8lyl-j4&_rdr) Facebook Page

The racing wasn't as spectacular as we might have hoped but the soap opera that is Moto GP always delivers drama whether it's on or off the track. Joel Kelso did the job on the track and the rest of the cast did their bit off the track with infighting galore as riders and teams jostle to sort out who will be going where next year. There's also Friedo's horoscope, the Captain's Memo, Rossi's instructions and Borrie's poem. Just the usual assortment of analysis and profanity that makes Moto PG the greatest motorcycling podcast in the universe. IMPORTANT ANOUNCEMENT None of this would be possible without our magnificent sponsors. They support us, so it's only good manners you should support them. Visit their websites, try and buy their products, sign up for their newsletters, and tell them WE SENT YOU. And we would be really pleased if you bought Borrie's books. They're a great read, they make great gifts, and it helps him to feed his family. If he can feed his family he tends not to rob people. All four of his masterpieces are here (https://www.shocknawe.com.au/)… SAVIC MOTORCYCLES (https://www.savicmotorcycles.com/) ​ CF MOTO (https://www.cfmoto.com.au/) ​ AMX SUPERSTORES (https://www.amxsuperstores.com.au) ​ MONGREL BOOTS (https://www.mongrelboots.com.au/) ​ MADE IN GERMANY (https://www.migmotorrad.com.au/) ​ SC-PROJECT (https://sc-project.com.au/) ​ Harley Davidson (https://www.harley-davidson.com/au/en/index.html) ​ BMW MOTORRAD (https://www.bmw-motorrad.com.au/en/home.html#/filter-all) ​ TROOPER LU (https://trooperlu.com.au/) ​ Compass Expeditions (https://compassexpeditions.com/) NOISEGUARD (https://www.noiseguard.com.au/) ​ Grey Gums Cafe (https://greyguminternationalcafe.com/) ​ Simon Crafar's Riders For Dogs (https://www.facebook.com/p/Riders-For-Dogs-100093614162628/?paipv=0&eav=AfaTLpwgAXgkNJn0H4pewS10dMuN4GuDt4_g2hVdTu35PkAACM4hlblVNyQn8lyl-j4&_rdr) Facebook Page

Techincal and medical issues mean a late drop this week but it's still the Greatest Motorcycling Podcast in The Universe and for the price you bitches should be down on your knees worshipping us. On Ep 135 we have Borrie's Poem, Rossi's Instructions, The Captain's musings, and more plus a breakdown of all the racing across the weekend. OK you can press play now. IMPORTANT ANOUNCEMENT None of this would be possible without our magnificent sponsors. They support us, so it's only good manners you should support them. Visit their websites, try and buy their products, sign up for their newsletters, and tell them WE SENT YOU. And we would be really pleased if you bought Borrie's books. They're a great read, they make great gifts, and it helps him to feed his family. If he can feed his family he tends not to rob people. All four of his masterpieces are here (https://www.shocknawe.com.au/)… NOISEGUARD (https://www.noiseguard.com.au/) SAVIC MOTORCYCLES (https://www.savicmotorcycles.com/) CF MOTO (https://www.cfmoto.com.au/) AMX SUPERSTORES (https://www.amxsuperstores.com.au) MONGREL BOOTS (https://www.mongrelboots.com.au/) MADE IN GERMANY (https://www.migmotorrad.com.au/) SC-PROJECT (https://sc-project.com.au/) Harley Davidson (https://www.harley-davidson.com/au/en/index.html) BMW MOTORRAD (https://www.bmw-motorrad.com.au/en/home.html#/filter-all) TROOPER LU (https://trooperlu.com.au/) Compass Expeditions (https://compassexpeditions.com/) Grey Gums Cafe (https://greyguminternationalcafe.com/) Simon Crafar's Riders For Dogs (https://www.facebook.com/p/Riders-For-Dogs-100093614162628/?paipv=0&eav=AfaTLpwgAXgkNJn0H4pewS10dMuN4GuDt4_g2hVdTu35PkAACM4hlblVNyQn8lyl-j4&_rdr) Facebook Page

The racing at Assen was fire and s is episode 133 of Moto PG. Borie' Poem, Rosies lettter and more, its all here so get it in your ears now. IMPORTANT ANOUNCEMENT None of this would be possible without our magnificent sponsors. They support us, so it's only good manners you should support them. Visit their websites, try and buy their products, sign up for their newsletters, and tell them WE SENT YOU. And we would be really pleased if you bought Borrie's books. They're a great read, they make great gifts, and it helps him to feed his family. If he can feed his family he tends not to rob people. All four of his masterpieces are here… SAVIC MOTORCYCLES CF MOTO AMX SUPERSTORES MONGREL BOOTS MADE IN GERMANY SC-PROJECT Harley Davidson BMW MOTORRAD NOISEGUARD TROOPER LU COMPASS EXPEDITIONS Grey Gums Cafe Simon Crafar's Riders For Dogs Facebook Page

When there's no racing to review (and hence no associated bitch slapping that makes the whole circus so damn entertaining to watch) there's only one thing for it: to get serious. And if you want to get serious there is only one way these three miscreants can bring credibility to their ramblings and that's with the help of the legend that is Simon Crafar. So grab yourself a dose of proper analysis and be a better and more educated person when the pillow fighting gets back underway in Assen next week. Oh, and give us some money. Seriously. This stuff doesn't write or record itself. IMPORTANT ANOUNCEMENT None of this would be possible without our magnificent sponsors. They support us, so it's only good manners you should support them. Visit their websites, try and buy their products, sign up for their newsletters, and tell them WE SENT YOU. And we would be really pleased if you bought Borrie's books. They're a great read, they make great gifts, and it helps him to feed his family. If he can feed his family he tends not to rob people. All four of his masterpieces are here (https://www.shocknawe.com.au/)… COMPASS EXPEDITIONS (https://compassexpeditions.com/) SAVIC MOTORCYCLES (https://www.savicmotorcycles.com/) CF MOTO (https://www.cfmoto.com.au/) AMX SUPERSTORES (https://www.amxsuperstores.com.au) MONGREL BOOTS (https://www.mongrelboots.com.au/) MADE IN GERMANY (https://www.migmotorrad.com.au/) SC-PROJECT (https://sc-project.com.au/) Harley Davidson (https://www.harley-davidson.com/au/en/index.html) BMW MOTORRAD (https://www.bmw-motorrad.com.au/en/home.html#/filter-all) NOISEGUARD (https://www.noiseguard.com.au/) TROOPER LU (https://trooperlu.com.au/) Grey Gums Cafe (https://greyguminternationalcafe.com/) Simon Crafar's Riders For Dogs (https://www.facebook.com/p/Riders-For-Dogs-100093614162628/?paipv=0&eav=AfaTLpwgAXgkNJn0H4pewS10dMuN4GuDt4_g2hVdTu35PkAACM4hlblVNyQn8lyl-j4&_rdr) Facebook Page

It might be the greatest 'We told You So' of all time. Nobody could have predicted Jorge Martin moving to Aprilia and Marc Marquez joining Ducati unless they were possessed. But Tug did. And so it was that Boris and Freido fired up the Gregorian chanting and performed an exorcism, right there in the studio, to drive out the spirits that have taken over Tug's brain. It didn't work, of course, but it was good fun regardless and is just one reason that Moto PG is the greatest motorcycling podcast in the universe. Throw in Borrie's poem, the Captain's Letter, Rossi's instructions and the usual banter and its can't miss stuff. Again. So what are you waiting for? Throw us some money then press 'play' and feel your life improve immediately. IMPORTANT ANOUNCEMENT None of this would be possible without our magnificent sponsors. They support us, so it's only good manners you should support them. Visit their websites, try and buy their products, sign up for their newsletters, and tell them WE SENT YOU. And we would be really pleased if you bought Borrie's books. They're a great read, they make great gifts, and it helps him to feed his family. If he can feed his family he tends not to rob people. All four of his masterpieces are here (https://www.shocknawe.com.au/)… SAVIC MOTORCYCLES (https://www.savicmotorcycles.com/) CF MOTO (https://www.cfmoto.com.au/) AMX SUPERSTORES (https://www.amxsuperstores.com.au) MONGREL BOOTS (https://www.mongrelboots.com.au/) MADE IN GERMANY (https://www.migmotorrad.com.au/) SC-PROJECT (https://sc-project.com.au/) Harley Davidson (https://www.harley-davidson.com/au/en/index.html) BMW MOTORRAD (https://www.bmw-motorrad.com.au/en/home.html#/filter-all) NOISEGUARD (https://www.noiseguard.com.au/) TROOPER LU (https://trooperlu.com.au/) Compass Expeditions (https://compassexpeditions.com/) Grey Gums Cafe (https://greyguminternationalcafe.com/) Simon Crafar's Riders For Dogs (https://www.facebook.com/p/Riders-For-Dogs-100093614162628/?paipv=0&eav=AfaTLpwgAXgkNJn0H4pewS10dMuN4GuDt4_g2hVdTu35PkAACM4hlblVNyQn8lyl-j4&_rdr) Facebook Page

It's the end of an era with the Captain pulling the pin on Moto GP at the end of the season (insert foghorn sound effect here). Not only did the boys have the scoop on the announcement three weeks ago (We Told You So), but they have the Captain's own memo from Catalunya this past week revealing the skulduggery that ruined his big day. Of course The Captain is just one of the things that makes Moto PG the greatest motorcycling podcast in the universe. There's also Rossi's letter, Borrie's Poem, Freido's horoscope and even a little bit of chat about the actual racing. It's good stuff and your life will be better if you listen so press play now and watch the supermodels come running. Oh, and give us money. IMPORTANT ANOUNCEMENT None of this would be possible without our magnificent sponsors. They support us, so it's only good manners you should support them. Visit their websites, try and buy their products, sign up for their newsletters, and tell them WE SENT YOU. And we would be really pleased if you bought Borrie's books. They're a great read, they make great gifts, and it helps him to feed his family. If he can feed his family he tends not to rob people. All four of his masterpieces are here (https://www.shocknawe.com.au/)… NOISEGUARD (https://www.noiseguard.com.au/) SAVIC MOTORCYCLES (https://www.savicmotorcycles.com/) CF MOTO (https://www.cfmoto.com.au/) AMX SUPERSTORES (https://www.amxsuperstores.com.au) MONGREL BOOTS (https://www.mongrelboots.com.au/) MADE IN GERMANY (https://www.migmotorrad.com.au/) SC-PROJECT (https://sc-project.com.au/) Harley Davidson (https://www.harley-davidson.com/au/en/index.html) BMW MOTORRAD (https://www.bmw-motorrad.com.au/en/home.html#/filter-all) TROOPER LU (https://trooperlu.com.au/) Compass Expeditions (https://compassexpeditions.com/) Grey Gums Cafe (https://greyguminternationalcafe.com/) Simon Crafar's Riders For Dogs (https://www.facebook.com/p/Riders-For-Dogs-100093614162628/?paipv=0&eav=AfaTLpwgAXgkNJn0H4pewS10dMuN4GuDt4_g2hVdTu35PkAACM4hlblVNyQn8lyl-j4&_rdr) Facebook Page

Glorious. That's the only way to describe the French and the madness that is the paddock at Le Mans. And the racing lived up to the hype this past week despite the pre race malarkey being rubbish. The gods who walk among us put on a show for the ages in France and Boris, Tug and Freido bring their own unique 'analysis' to what unfolded at one of the world's most famous racetracks. There's also all your favourite regulars spots including Borrie's Poem, The Captain's Letter, Frieda's horoscope and Rossi's Instructions. And it's all free. The only way it could be a better deal is if we gave away a set of steak knives with every download (which we're not, so don't bother sending messages asking for a set). But if leaching off our goodwill makes you feel guilty then good. You can cleanse your conscience by giving us some money. Preferably a lot of money but we don't say no to any amount. You can press the play button now. Enjoy. IMPORTANT ANOUNCEMENT None of this would be possible without our magnificent sponsors. They support us, so it's only good manners you should support them. Visit their websites, try and buy their products, sign up for their newsletters, and tell them WE SENT YOU. And we would be really pleased if you bought Borrie's books. They're a great read, they make great gifts, and it helps him to feed his family. If he can feed his family he tends not to rob people. All four of his masterpieces are here (https://www.shocknawe.com.au/)… TROOPER LU (https://trooperlu.com.au/) NOISEGUARD (https://www.noiseguard.com.au/) SAVIC MOTORCYCLES (https://www.savicmotorcycles.com/) CF MOTO (https://www.cfmoto.com.au/) AMX SUPERSTORES (https://www.amxsuperstores.com.au) MONGREL BOOTS (https://www.mongrelboots.com.au/) MADE IN GERMANY (https://www.migmotorrad.com.au/) SC-PROJECT (https://sc-project.com.au/) Harley Davidson (https://www.harley-davidson.com/au/en/index.html) BMW MOTORRAD (https://www.bmw-motorrad.com.au/en/home.html#/filter-all) Compass Expeditions (https://compassexpeditions.com/) Grey Gums Cafe (https://greyguminternationalcafe.com/) Simon Crafar's Riders For Dogs (https://www.facebook.com/p/Riders-For-Dogs-100093614162628/?paipv=0&eav=AfaTLpwgAXgkNJn0H4pewS10dMuN4GuDt4_g2hVdTu35PkAACM4hlblVNyQn8lyl-j4&_rdr) Facebook Page

What's the title about, you ask? We don't understand it either but it was funny when Borrie said it, which you'll hear after you press play. But don't do that before you've worked out a way to give us money. We make it easy through our Patreon Pit Crew (https://www.patreon.com/MotoPG) or you can send it in the post. If you're having trouble, get in touch and we'll work something out. Now, back to the show. Hard to know what to say about one of the most entertaining weeks - both on and off the track - in recent memory. Was the highlight George calling out Danny for a boxing match? Or Pecco holding off a rampaging Marquez? Or is it Friedo's horoscope? Or Borrie's poem? All of the above? That's not for us to decide, friend, that's on you. So press play now and enjoy the madness. IMPORTANT ANOUNCEMENT None of this would be possible without our magnificent sponsors. They support us, so it's only good manners you should support them. Visit their websites, try and buy their products, sign up for their newsletters, and tell them WE SENT YOU. And we would be really pleased if you bought Borrie's books. They're a great read, they make great gifts, and it helps him to feed his family. If he can feed his family he tends not to rob people. All four of his masterpieces are here (https://www.shocknawe.com.au/)… Compass Expeditions (https://compassexpeditions.com/) TROOPER LU (https://trooperlu.com.au/) NOISEGUARD (https://www.noiseguard.com.au/) SAVIC MOTORCYCLES (https://www.savicmotorcycles.com/) CF MOTO (https://www.cfmoto.com.au/) AMX SUPERSTORES (https://www.amxsuperstores.com.au) MONGREL BOOTS (https://www.mongrelboots.com.au/) MADE IN GERMANY (https://www.migmotorrad.com.au/) SC-PROJECT (https://sc-project.com.au/) Harley Davidson (https://www.harley-davidson.com/au/en/index.html) BMW MOTORRAD (https://www.bmw-motorrad.com.au/en/home.html#/filter-all) Grey Gums Cafe (https://greyguminternationalcafe.com/) Simon Crafar's Riders For Dogs (https://www.facebook.com/p/Riders-For-Dogs-100093614162628/?paipv=0&eav=AfaTLpwgAXgkNJn0H4pewS10dMuN4GuDt4_g2hVdTu35PkAACM4hlblVNyQn8lyl-j4&_rdr) Facebook Page

The racing in Texas (or North Mexico as our trio like to call it) was next level. So were the grid girls. And after a weekend like that there's only one guest who can live up to the hype and that's the incomparable Mat Mladin. Straight off the toilet and hobbling on a leg held together with sticky tape and chewing gum, the legendary racer joins Boris, Tug and Freido to recap a brilliant weekend in the US where HRC went to die but the legend of BatMav was born. COTA was good. Ep 127 is better. Don't believe us? Hit the play button and judge for yourself. Then join our Patreon Pit Crew and give us money. You know we deserve it. IMPORTANT ANOUNCEMENT None of this would be possible without our magnificent sponsors. They support us, so it's only good manners you should support them. Visit their websites, try and buy their products, sign up for their newsletters, and tell them WE SENT YOU. And we would be really pleased if you bought Borrie's books. They're a great read, they make great gifts, and it helps him to feed his family. If he can feed his family he tends not to rob people. All four of his masterpieces are here (https://www.shocknawe.com.au/)… BMW MOTORRAD (https://www.bmw-motorrad.com.au/en/home.html#/filter-all) Compass Expeditions (https://compassexpeditions.com/) TROOPER LU (https://trooperlu.com.au/) NOISEGUARD (https://www.noiseguard.com.au/) SAVIC MOTORCYCLES (https://www.savicmotorcycles.com/) CF MOTO (https://www.cfmoto.com.au/) AMX SUPERSTORES (https://www.amxsuperstores.com.au) MONGREL BOOTS (https://www.mongrelboots.com.au/) MADE IN GERMANY (https://www.migmotorrad.com.au/) SC-PROJECT (https://sc-project.com.au/) Harley Davidson (https://www.harley-davidson.com/au/en/index.html) Grey Gums Cafe (https://greyguminternationalcafe.com/) Simon Crafar's Riders For Dogs (https://www.facebook.com/p/Riders-For-Dogs-100093614162628/?paipv=0&eav=AfaTLpwgAXgkNJn0H4pewS10dMuN4GuDt4_g2hVdTu35PkAACM4hlblVNyQn8lyl-j4&_rdr) Facebook Page

What do a white tiger, a Vegas casino act and Moto GP racing have in common? Nothing, obviously. But that doesn't stop our three intrepid analysts somehow weaving them together in one of the more bizarre opening narratives to an episode of the greatest motorcycling podcast in the universe. And from there, somehow, it goes downhill. Simmo is back for episode 126 as Freido runs through some horoscopes, Borrie gets in touch with his inner 12-year-old and Tug brings us up to speed with The Captain's instructions. All you have to do to access the madness is press 'play' and then give serious consideration to sending us some money. It's the least you could do. IMPORTANT ANOUNCEMENT None of this would be possible without our magnificent sponsors. They support us, so it's only good manners you should support them. Visit their websites, try and buy their products, sign up for their newsletters, and tell them WE SENT YOU. And we would be really pleased if you bought Borrie's books. They're a great read, they make great gifts, and it helps him to feed his family. If he can feed his family he tends not to rob people. All four of his masterpieces are here (https://www.shocknawe.com.au/)… Harley Davidson (https://www.harley-davidson.com/au/en/index.html) BMW MOTORRAD (https://www.bmw-motorrad.com.au/en/home.html#/filter-all) Compass Expeditions (https://compassexpeditions.com/) TROOPER LU (https://trooperlu.com.au/) NOISEGUARD (https://www.noiseguard.com.au/) SAVIC MOTORCYCLES (https://www.savicmotorcycles.com/) CF MOTO (https://www.cfmoto.com.au/) AMX SUPERSTORES (https://www.amxsuperstores.com.au) MONGREL BOOTS (https://www.mongrelboots.com.au/) MADE IN GERMANY (https://www.migmotorrad.com.au/) SC-PROJECT (https://sc-project.com.au/) Grey Gums Cafe (https://greyguminternationalcafe.com/) Simon Crafar's Riders For Dogs (https://www.facebook.com/p/Riders-For-Dogs-100093614162628/?paipv=0&eav=AfaTLpwgAXgkNJn0H4pewS10dMuN4GuDt4_g2hVdTu35PkAACM4hlblVNyQn8lyl-j4&_rdr) Facebook Page

And so it begins. The 2024 season is officially underway and the tone has already been set wth the episode title. It's a line drawn from Borrie's first poem of 2024 and if this effort is the measure then it's going to be a spectacular year all round. There's new segments, new music and new sponsors but - importantly - there's also the same old same old from our three intrepid 'analysts'. Hear the Gresini team meeting minutes, Rossi's letter, Freido's racer horoscope and much, much more. Oh, and give us money. Lots of it. Thankyou. IMPORTANT ANOUNCEMENT None of this would be possible without our magnificent sponsors. They support us, so it's only good manners you should support them. Visit their websites, try and buy their products, sign up for their newsletters, and tell them WE SENT YOU. And we would be really pleased if you bought Borrie's books. They're a great read, they make great gifts, and it helps him to feed his family. If he can feed his family he tends not to rob people. All four of his masterpieces are here (https://www.shocknawe.com.au/)… SC-PROJECT (https://sc-project.com.au/) Harley Davidson (https://www.harley-davidson.com/au/en/index.html) BMW MOTORRAD (https://www.bmw-motorrad.com.au/en/home.html#/filter-all) Compass Expeditions (https://compassexpeditions.com/) Grey Gums Cafe (https://greyguminternationalcafe.com/) TROOPER LU (https://trooperlu.com.au/) NOISEGUARD (https://www.noiseguard.com.au/) SAVIC MOTORCYCLES (https://www.savicmotorcycles.com/) CF MOTO (https://www.cfmoto.com.au/) AMX SUPERSTORES (https://www.amxsuperstores.com.au) MONGREL BOOTS (https://www.mongrelboots.com.au/) MADE IN GERMANY (https://www.migmotorrad.com.au/) Simon Crafar's Riders For Dogs (https://www.facebook.com/p/Riders-For-Dogs-100093614162628/?paipv=0&eav=AfaTLpwgAXgkNJn0H4pewS10dMuN4GuDt4_g2hVdTu35PkAACM4hlblVNyQn8lyl-j4&_rdr) Facebook Page

It might not be racing but it's still men riding motorcycles stupid fast so testing is worth talking about. Of course, if you're going to talk about a topic it's best to have a guest who knows what it all means and for that, we have Simon Crafar. Or Yoda, as we call him. As always, Simon delivers expertise and insight in a way few can and it makes for an engrossing conversation. In return for these gifts we give you we ask for only one small thing: money. You can give us some by joining our Patreon Pit Crew (https://www.patreon.com/MotoPG) or by buying Borrie's books (https://www.shocknawe.com.au). Or just send it in the post, we don't care. Either way, press play and get educated on what unfolded at Sepang at the weekend. IMPORTANT ANOUNCEMENT None of this would be possible without our magnificent sponsors. They support us, so it's only good manners you should support them. Visit their websites, try and buy their products, sign up for their newsletters, and tell them WE SENT YOU. And we would be really pleased if you bought Borrie's books. They're a great read, they make great gifts, and it helps him to feed his family. If he can feed his family he tends not to rob people. All four of his masterpieces are here (https://www.shocknawe.com.au/)… ​ And our sponsors:​ APRILIA (https://www.aprilia.com/au_EN/) MOTO GUZZI (https://www.motoguzzi.com/au_EN/models/v85-tt/) SAVIC MOTORCYCLES (https://www.savicmotorcycles.com/) SC-PROJECT OCEANIA (https://sc-project.com.au/) MADE IN GERMANY (https://www.mig.bike/) BMW MOTORRAD (https://www.bmw-motorrad.com.au/en/home.html#/filter-all) HARLEY-DAVIDSON (https://www.harley-davidson.com/au/en/index.html) Indo Insider Tours (https://indoinsidertours.com). NOISEGUARD (https://www.noiseguard.com.au/) MONGREL BOOTS (https://www.mongrelboots.com.au) HONDA (https://motorcycles.honda.com.au/) SUZUKI (https://www.suzukimotorcycles.com.au/) TRIUMPH (https://www.triumphmotorcycles.com.au/) WORLD ON WHEELS (https://www.worldonwheels.tours/) CMB Financial Services (https://cmbfin.com.au) or call 1300 262 346 AGV HELMETS (https://agvhelmets.com.au/) GREY GUMS CAFÉ (https://www.facebook.com/GreyGumCafe/) Simon Crafar's Riders For Dogs (https://www.facebook.com/p/Riders-For-Dogs-100093614162628/?paipv=0&eav=AfaTLpwgAXgkNJn0H4pewS10dMuN4GuDt4_g2hVdTu35PkAACM4hlblVNyQn8lyl-j4&_rdr) Facebook Page

Even though Boris kissed him last time they met in person Joel Kelso agreed to come back on the Moto PG pod but with one caveat: it had to be on Zoom. Smart lad. And you should be glad he did agree because as always this chat with the Darwin born racer was both entertaining and enlightening. He's back in Moto 3 in 2024 and as you'll hear he's confident it will be a successful season which is great news for Australian motorcycle fans. So go and join Patreon or send us money by some other means and then press play and enjoy. You're welcome. IMPORTANT ANOUNCEMENT None of this would be possible without our magnificent sponsors. They support us, so it's only good manners you should support them. Visit their websites, try and buy their products, sign up for their newsletters, and tell them WE SENT YOU. And we would be really pleased if you bought Borrie's books. They're a great read, they make great gifts, and it helps him to feed his family. If he can feed his family he tends not to rob people. All four of his masterpieces are here (https://www.shocknawe.com.au/)… And our sponsors: SAVIC MOTORCYCLES (https://www.savicmotorcycles.com/) SC-PROJECT OCEANIA (https://sc-project.com.au/) MONGREL BOOTS (https://www.mongrelboots.com.au) CMB Financial Services (https://cmbfin.com.au) or call 1300 262 346 MOTOR SPORT TRAILERS (https://www.motorsporttrailers.com.au) Simon Crafar's Riders For Dogs (https://www.facebook.com/p/Riders-For-Dogs-100093614162628/?paipv=0&eav=AfaTLpwgAXgkNJn0H4pewS10dMuN4GuDt4_g2hVdTu35PkAACM4hlblVNyQn8lyl-j4&_rdr) Facebook Page

Some questions don't have answers. Like how does somebody who knows as much about motorcycles and racing as Leon Camier end up on this podcast? Something is clearly amiss but again, dear listeners, it is you who benefits because Leon is a genius. He knows things that others don't know and he shares some of those things with us. It is enlightening and educational and everything this show usually isn't which, frankly, is a refreshing change. So listen and learn and enjoy. And then send us money, either by joining Patreon (https://www.patreon.com/MotoPG) or by buying Borrie's books (https://www.shocknawe.com.au) or just send us cash or cheque in the mail. Or deliver it by hand, we're not fussy. IMPORTANT ANOUNCEMENT None of this would be possible without our magnificent sponsors. They support us, so it's only good manners you should support them. Visit their websites, try and buy their products, sign up for their newsletters, and tell them WE SENT YOU. And we would be really pleased if you bought Borrie's books. They're a great read, they make great gifts, and it helps him to feed his family. If he can feed his family he tends not to rob people. All four of his masterpieces are here (https://www.shocknawe.com.au/)… And our sponsors: MOTOR SPORT TRAILERS (https://www.motorsporttrailers.com.au) SAVIC MOTORCYCLES (https://www.savicmotorcycles.com/) SC-PROJECT OCEANIA (https://sc-project.com.au/) MONGREL BOOTS (https://www.mongrelboots.com.au) CMB Financial Services (https://cmbfin.com.au) or call 1300 262 346 Simon Crafar's Riders For Dogs (https://www.facebook.com/p/Riders-For-Dogs-100093614162628/?paipv=0&eav=AfaTLpwgAXgkNJn0H4pewS10dMuN4GuDt4_g2hVdTu35PkAACM4hlblVNyQn8lyl-j4&_rdr) Facebook Page

Remy Gardner has spent his life surrounded by people who know motorcycles and motorcycle racing so one can only imagine his shock when he found himself on the other end of a Zoom call with our three blowhards just before Christmas. But the 25-year-old never flinched and proved himself to be intelligent, thoughtful and articulate with his takes on his career and motorcycle racing more broadly. So brace yourselves, listeners, because in the same way Simon Crafar lifts the tone of the show when he makes an appearance, Remy Gardner is well worth the listen. Enjoy. (And sign up for the Patreon Pit Crew, you tight a##es). IMPORTANT ANOUNCEMENT None of this would be possible without our magnificent sponsors. They support us, so it's only good manners you should support them. Visit their websites, try and buy their products, sign up for their newsletters, and tell them WE SENT YOU. And we would be really pleased if you bought Borrie's books. They're a great read, they make great gifts, and it helps him to feed his family. If he can feed his family he tends not to rob people. All four of his masterpieces are here (https://www.shocknawe.com.au/)… And our sponsors: CMB Financial Services (https://cmbfin.com.au) or call 1300 262 346 MOTOR SPORT TRAILERS (https://www.motorsporttrailers.com.au) SAVIC MOTORCYCLES (https://www.savicmotorcycles.com/) SC-PROJECT OCEANIA (https://sc-project.com.au/) MONGREL BOOTS (https://www.mongrelboots.com.au) Simon Crafar's Riders For Dogs (https://www.facebook.com/p/Riders-For-Dogs-100093614162628/?paipv=0&eav=AfaTLpwgAXgkNJn0H4pewS10dMuN4GuDt4_g2hVdTu35PkAACM4hlblVNyQn8lyl-j4&_rdr) Facebook Page

We don't yet have a nickname for him (feel free to make suggestions) but what a pleasure it was to chat with the popular and talented Sydneysider, Senna Agius. Senna heads to the Moto 2 World Championship in 2024 and somehow figured enduring an episode of Moto PG in the lead up would be good preparation. It'll be interesting to see how that pans out (hopefully really, really well!). There's also Borrie's poem and a few snippets from the Moto GP rumour mill so all in all worth pressing play. IMPORTANT ANOUNCEMENT None of this would be possible without our magnificent sponsors. They support us, so it's only good manners you should support them. Visit their websites, try and buy their products, sign up for their newsletters, and tell them WE SENT YOU. And we would be really pleased if you bought Borrie's books. They're a great read, they make great gifts, and it helps him to feed his family. If he can feed his family he tends not to rob people. All four of his masterpieces are here (https://www.shocknawe.com.au/)… And our sponsors: MONGREL BOOTS (https://www.mongrelboots.com.au) CMB Financial Services (https://cmbfin.com.au) or call 1300 262 346 MOTOR SPORT TRAILERS (https://www.motorsporttrailers.com.au) SAVIC MOTORCYCLES (https://www.savicmotorcycles.com/) SC-PROJECT OCEANIA (https://sc-project.com.au/) Simon Crafar's Riders For Dogs (https://www.facebook.com/p/Riders-For-Dogs-100093614162628/?paipv=0&eav=AfaTLpwgAXgkNJn0H4pewS10dMuN4GuDt4_g2hVdTu35PkAACM4hlblVNyQn8lyl-j4&_rdr) Facebook Page

You need to make a lot of good decisions to get to the top tier of motorcycle racing but even the best have the odd stumble. Jacob Raulstone has done everything right in his young career to date which is why he will be riding in Moto 3 in 2024 and you/we won't be. Given that, we can forgive him his poor judgement in agreeing to be part of this Summer Sessions madness and hope he can make a speedy recovery to common sense in time for the new season. In the meantime, we had a great chat and wish the young man nothing but the best and lots of success in 2024. Enjoy. IMPORTANT ANOUNCEMENT None of this would be possible without our magnificent sponsors. They support us, so it's only good manners you should support them. Visit their websites, try and buy their products, sign up for their newsletters, and tell them WE SENT YOU. And we would be really pleased if you bought Borrie's books. They're a great read, they make great gifts, and it helps him to feed his family. If he can feed his family he tends not to rob people. All four of his masterpieces are here (https://www.shocknawe.com.au/)… And our sponsors: SC-PROJECT OCEANIA (https://sc-project.com.au/) MONGREL BOOTS (https://www.mongrelboots.com.au) CMB Financial Services (https://cmbfin.com.au) or call 1300 262 346 MOTOR SPORT TRAILERS (https://www.motorsporttrailers.com.au) SAVIC MOTORCYCLES (https://www.savicmotorcycles.com/) Simon Crafar's Riders For Dogs (https://www.facebook.com/p/Riders-For-Dogs-100093614162628/?paipv=0&eav=AfaTLpwgAXgkNJn0H4pewS10dMuN4GuDt4_g2hVdTu35PkAACM4hlblVNyQn8lyl-j4&_rdr) Facebook Page

There are three categories of Motorcycle racer. There are gods (which is all of them, even the Captain) there are aliens (Marquez, Rossi, Jorge etc) and then there is our guest on Ep 118, Mat Mladin. There are no words that really capture the essence of Mladin though thousands have been used to try. This interview is everything you would hope for and more and while we say a huge thanks (again) to Mat for taking part it is YOU, the listener, who should be thanking US for making it happen. You can do that a number of ways like buying Boris's books, joining our Patreon Pit Crew, telling your friends about us or simply sending us money. Or all of the above. (But if you can only do one, choose sending the money). And don't forget to enter our incredible SC Projects competition to win up to $5000 worth of sex cannon godliness from our major sponsor and great supporters, SC Projects. IMPORTANT ANOUNCEMENT None of this would be possible without our magnificent sponsors. They support us, so it's only good manners you should support them. Visit their websites, try and buy their products, sign up for their newsletters, and tell them WE SENT YOU. And we would be really pleased if you bought Borrie's books. They're a great read, they make great gifts, and it helps him to feed his family. If he can feed his family he tends not to rob people. All four of his masterpieces are here (https://www.shocknawe.com.au/)… And our sponsors: SAVIC MOTORCYCLES (https://www.savicmotorcycles.com/) SC-PROJECT OCEANIA (https://sc-project.com.au/) MONGREL BOOTS (https://www.mongrelboots.com.au) CMB Financial Services (https://cmbfin.com.au) or call 1300 262 346 MOTOR SPORT TRAILERS (https://www.motorsporttrailers.com.au) Simon Crafar's Riders For Dogs (https://www.facebook.com/p/Riders-For-Dogs-100093614162628/?paipv=0&eav=AfaTLpwgAXgkNJn0H4pewS10dMuN4GuDt4_g2hVdTu35PkAACM4hlblVNyQn8lyl-j4&_rdr) Facebook Page

We love our fans and especially our Patreon supporters. We really do. But there's no diplomatic way to say this people - collectively, your'e not the sharpest tools in the shed. We are having a competition. A brilliant competition, actually. A competition so good even Trump would admit it's better than any competition he's ever held because the prize is sex cannons. Yes, you heard right, SC Project sex cannons to the value of $5000. You wouldn't think it would be hard to give away, would you? But it is. Because you've let us down, sadly. You either can't or don't read instructions and hence, we have a digital sack full of useless entries that don't answer the question. And that makes it difficult for us to give away the sex cannons. Do you see the problem? So because we are generous, here are some examples of how NOT to enter the competition. Listen to them. Then read the instructions. Then try to get it right. And if we do all that properly one lucky listener is about to be the sexiest bastard in their family/office/friend circle/the pub they drink at. etc. So get to it if you want that person to be you. IMPORTANT ANOUNCEMENT None of this would be possible without our magnificent sponsors. They support us, so it's only good manners you should support them. Visit their websites, try and buy their products, sign up for their newsletters, and tell them WE SENT YOU. And we would be really pleased if you bought Borrie's books. They're a great read, they make great gifts, and it helps him to feed his family. If he can feed his family he tends not to rob people. All four of his masterpieces are here (https://www.shocknawe.com.au/)… And our sponsors: Motor Sport Trailers (www.motorsporttrailers.com.au) SAVIC MOTORCYCLES (https://www.savicmotorcycles.com/) SC-PROJECT OCEANIA (https://sc-project.com.au/) MONGREL BOOTS (https://www.mongrelboots.com.au) CMB Financial Services (https://cmbfin.com.au) or call 1300 262 346 Simon Crafar's Riders For Dogs (https://www.facebook.com/p/Riders-For-Dogs-100093614162628/?paipv=0&eav=AfaTLpwgAXgkNJn0H4pewS10dMuN4GuDt4_g2hVdTu35PkAACM4hlblVNyQn8lyl-j4&_rdr) Facebook Page

There are few more knowledgeable, sensible or enlightened voices in Moto GP than New Zealand's Simon Crafar. And yet, for reasons unknown by mere mortals, he freely gives of his time to talk to a degenerate trio who spend the bulk of their time masquerading as podcast hosts and the rest of their time pretending they know something about motorcycles. The Lord works in mysterious ways and you, dear listeners, should be giving him praise tonight for he has bestowed upon you a great gift: Yoda talking testing and all other things Moto GP. So follow these instructions in order: buy Borrie's books at www.shocknawe.com.au; get down on your knees and thank your preferred higher power for delivering this episode to you (especially you non-Patreon leaches); press 'play'; enjoy. IMPORTANT ANOUNCEMENT None of this would be possible without our magnificent sponsors. They support us, so it's only good manners you should support them. Visit their websites, try and buy their products, sign up for their newsletters, and tell them WE SENT YOU. And we would be really pleased if you bought Borrie's books. They're a great read, they make great gifts, and it helps him to feed his family. If he can feed his family he tends not to rob people. All four of his masterpieces are here (https://www.shocknawe.com.au/)… And our sponsors: APRILIA (https://www.aprilia.com/au_EN/) MOTO GUZZI (https://www.motoguzzi.com/au_EN/models/v85-tt/) SAVIC MOTORCYCLES (https://www.savicmotorcycles.com/) SC-PROJECT OCEANIA (https://sc-project.com.au/) MADE IN GERMANY (https://www.mig.bike/) BMW MOTORRAD (https://www.bmw-motorrad.com.au/en/home.html#/filter-all) HARLEY-DAVIDSON (https://www.harley-davidson.com/au/en/index.html) Indo Insider Tours (https://indoinsidertours.com). NOISEGUARD (https://www.noiseguard.com.au/) MONGREL BOOTS (https://www.mongrelboots.com.au) HONDA (https://motorcycles.honda.com.au/) SUZUKI (https://www.suzukimotorcycles.com.au/) TRIUMPH (https://www.triumphmotorcycles.com.au/) WORLD ON WHEELS (https://www.worldonwheels.tours/) CMB Financial Services (https://cmbfin.com.au) or call 1300 262 346 AGV HELMETS (https://agvhelmets.com.au/) GREY GUMS CAFÉ (https://www.facebook.com/GreyGumCafe/) Simon Crafar's Riders For Dogs (https://www.facebook.com/p/Riders-For-Dogs-100093614162628/?paipv=0&eav=AfaTLpwgAXgkNJn0H4pewS10dMuN4GuDt4_g2hVdTu35PkAACM4hlblVNyQn8lyl-j4&_rdr) Facebook Page

The racing in Valencia was brilliant but not a patch on Borrie's final poem of the year. Or the Captain's final instructions for 2023. Or even Rossi's final letter for the year. All that (plus a brief appearance from special guest Simon Crafar before recording a seperate end of year episode with him) is inside. But before you press play, a reminder that Christmas is coming up and there is no better time than now to buy Borrie's books as a stocking stuffer. Or a paper weight. Or whatever. Frankly, the big man doesn't care what you do with them as long as he gets your money. You can even just send him some money if you prefer. It will make both your festive seasons better. NOW you can press 'play'. IMPORTANT ANOUNCEMENT None of this would be possible without our magnificent sponsors. They support us, so it's only good manners you should support them. Visit their websites, try and buy their products, sign up for their newsletters, and tell them WE SENT YOU. And we would be really pleased if you bought Borrie's books. They're a great read, they make great gifts, and it helps him to feed his family. If he can feed his family he tends not to rob people. All four of his masterpieces are here (https://www.shocknawe.com.au/)… And our sponsors: TRIUMPH (https://www.triumphmotorcycles.com.au/) APRILIA (https://www.aprilia.com/au_EN/) MOTO GUZZI (https://www.motoguzzi.com/au_EN/models/v85-tt/) SAVIC MOTORCYCLES (https://www.savicmotorcycles.com/) SC-PROJECT OCEANIA (https://sc-project.com.au/) MADE IN GERMANY (https://www.mig.bike/) BMW MOTORRAD (https://www.bmw-motorrad.com.au/en/home.html#/filter-all) HARLEY-DAVIDSON (https://www.harley-davidson.com/au/en/index.html) Indo Insider Tours (https://indoinsidertours.com). NOISEGUARD (https://www.noiseguard.com.au/) MONGREL BOOTS (https://www.mongrelboots.com.au) HONDA (https://motorcycles.honda.com.au/) SUZUKI (https://www.suzukimotorcycles.com.au/) WORLD ON WHEELS (https://www.worldonwheels.tours/) CMB Financial Services (https://cmbfin.com.au) or call 1300 262 346 AGV HELMETS (https://agvhelmets.com.au/) GREY GUMS CAFÉ (https://www.facebook.com/GreyGumCafe/) Simon Crafar's Riders For Dogs (https://www.facebook.com/p/Riders-For-Dogs-100093614162628/?paipv=0&eav=AfaTLpwgAXgkNJn0H4pewS10dMuN4GuDt4_g2hVdTu35PkAACM4hlblVNyQn8lyl-j4&_rdr) Facebook Page

If you're wondering what the title of this week's show is about, try hitting the play button. (Advertising voice: The Play Button. Your key to MotoPG glory.) Among this week's gems/disgraces depending which side of the woke fence you sit on are some hints and tips for the best ways to cook a puffin, the Captain's latest missive, Boris' Serbian interpretation of Mr Nine Times' thoughts on the week and a poem that Mrs Borrie called time on halfway through Boris' test reading. In Moto PG land that's called 'quality control' and it works as well as you'd expect because you, dear listener, will be getting the full text. So try the Play button. It's way better than this rubbish. IMPORTANT ANOUNCEMENT None of this would be possible without our magnificent sponsors. They support us, so it's only good manners you should support them. Visit their websites, try and buy their products, sign up for their newsletters, and tell them WE SENT YOU. And we would be really pleased if you bought Borrie's books. They're a great read, they make great gifts, and it helps him to feed his family. If he can feed his family he tends not to rob people. All four of his masterpieces are here (https://www.shocknawe.com.au/)… And our sponsors: SUZUKI (https://www.suzukimotorcycles.com.au/) TRIUMPH (https://www.triumphmotorcycles.com.au/) APRILIA (https://www.aprilia.com/au_EN/) MOTO GUZZI (https://www.motoguzzi.com/au_EN/models/v85-tt/) SAVIC MOTORCYCLES (https://www.savicmotorcycles.com/) SC-PROJECT OCEANIA (https://sc-project.com.au/) MADE IN GERMANY (https://www.mig.bike/) BMW MOTORRAD (https://www.bmw-motorrad.com.au/en/home.html#/filter-all) HARLEY-DAVIDSON (https://www.harley-davidson.com/au/en/index.html) NOISEGUARD (https://www.noiseguard.com.au/) MONGREL BOOTS (https://www.mongrelboots.com.au) HONDA (https://motorcycles.honda.com.au/) WORLD ON WHEELS (https://www.worldonwheels.tours/) CMB Financial Services (https://cmbfin.com.au) or call 1300 262 346 AGV HELMETS (https://agvhelmets.com.au/) GREY GUMS CAFÉ (https://www.facebook.com/GreyGumCafe/) Simon Crafar's Riders For Dogs (https://www.facebook.com/p/Riders-For-Dogs-100093614162628/?paipv=0&eav=AfaTLpwgAXgkNJn0H4pewS10dMuN4GuDt4_g2hVdTu35PkAACM4hlblVNyQn8lyl-j4&_rdr) Facebook Page

Tug's away but The Dirty Badger brings the boys up to speed with all the news from the paddock over the weekend at Sepang where the Captain surpassed Cal Crutchlow for the number of falls in Malaysia. Rumours are flying about who'll replace Marc Marquez at HRC and the lads wonder who might be the next alien in the sport? There's Rossi's instructions, the Captain's debrief, Borries's poem and plenty more so press the play button and start living life right. IMPORTANT ANOUNCEMENT None of this would be possible without our magnificent sponsors. They support us, so it's only good manners you should support them. Visit their websites, try and buy their products, sign up for their newsletters, and tell them WE SENT YOU. And we would be really pleased if you bought Borrie's books. They're a great read, they make great gifts, and it helps him to feed his family. If he can feed his family he tends not to rob people. All four of his masterpieces are here (https://www.shocknawe.com.au/)… And our sponsors: HONDA (https://motorcycles.honda.com.au/) SUZUKI (https://www.suzukimotorcycles.com.au/) TRIUMPH (https://www.triumphmotorcycles.com.au/) APRILIA (https://www.aprilia.com/au_EN/) MOTO GUZZI (https://www.motoguzzi.com/au_EN/models/v85-tt/) SAVIC MOTORCYCLES (https://www.savicmotorcycles.com/) SC-PROJECT OCEANIA (https://sc-project.com.au/) MADE IN GERMANY (https://www.mig.bike/) BMW MOTORRAD (https://www.bmw-motorrad.com.au/en/home.html#/filter-all) HARLEY-DAVIDSON (https://www.harley-davidson.com/au/en/index.html) NOISEGUARD (https://www.noiseguard.com.au/) MONGREL BOOTS (https://www.mongrelboots.com.au) WORLD ON WHEELS (https://www.worldonwheels.tours/) CMB Financial Services (https://cmbfin.com.au) or call 1300 262 346 AGV HELMETS (https://agvhelmets.com.au/) GREY GUMS CAFÉ (https://www.facebook.com/GreyGumCafe/) Simon Crafar's Riders For Dogs (https://www.facebook.com/p/Riders-For-Dogs-100093614162628/?paipv=0&eav=AfaTLpwgAXgkNJn0H4pewS10dMuN4GuDt4_g2hVdTu35PkAACM4hlblVNyQn8lyl-j4&_rdr) Facebook Page

The racing was glorious and the grid girls were spectacular. What more could a Moto GP fan want, I hear you ask? How about a poem? Or a behind the scenes look at Rossi's team instructions? Or the Captain's debrief of the week? Well you've come to the right place because there is all that and more in episode 112 of the greatest motorcycling podcast in the universe. Boris, Tugs and Freido dish it up like nobody else in the business and all you need to do to be a better person is press play and listen to the madness. And give them money, of course. But press play first if you like. Or just give money. Either/or. You still here? IMPORTANT ANOUNCEMENT None of this would be possible without our magnificent sponsors. They support us, so it's only good manners you should support them. Visit their websites, try and buy their products, sign up for their newsletters, and tell them WE SENT YOU. And we would be really pleased if you bought Borrie's books. They're a great read, they make great gifts, and it helps him to feed his family. If he can feed his family he tends not to rob people. All four of his masterpieces are here (https://www.shocknawe.com.au/)… And our sponsors: HARLEY-DAVIDSON (https://www.harley-davidson.com/au/en/index.html) HONDA (https://motorcycles.honda.com.au/) SUZUKI (https://www.suzukimotorcycles.com.au/) TRIUMPH (https://www.triumphmotorcycles.com.au/) APRILIA (https://www.aprilia.com/au_EN/) MOTO GUZZI (https://www.motoguzzi.com/au_EN/models/v85-tt/) SAVIC MOTORCYCLES (https://www.savicmotorcycles.com/) SC-PROJECT OCEANIA (https://sc-project.com.au/) MADE IN GERMANY (https://www.mig.bike/) BMW MOTORRAD (https://www.bmw-motorrad.com.au/en/home.html#/filter-all) NOISEGUARD (https://www.noiseguard.com.au/) MONGREL BOOTS (https://www.mongrelboots.com.au) WORLD ON WHEELS (https://www.worldonwheels.tours/) CMB Financial Services (https://cmbfin.com.au) or call 1300 262 346 AGV HELMETS (https://agvhelmets.com.au/) GREY GUMS CAFÉ (https://www.facebook.com/GreyGumCafe/) Simon Crafar's Riders For Dogs (https://www.facebook.com/p/Riders-For-Dogs-100093614162628/?paipv=0&eav=AfaTLpwgAXgkNJn0H4pewS10dMuN4GuDt4_g2hVdTu35PkAACM4hlblVNyQn8lyl-j4&_rdr) Facebook Page

Eventful might be underselling the week at Phillip Island but in the end it was all worth it when we finally got to see the Johann Zarco backflip. The flying frenchman climbed out of his dumpster round the back of what passes for team buildings at the Island and grabbed his first victory in a crazy weekend of racing at the circuit at the end of the earth. Two of the three MotoPG reprobates were there and the third can't decide if he's glad or sad that he didn't go. Anyway, enough of this rubbish press play. Now. IMPORTANT ANOUNCEMENT None of this would be possible without our magnificent sponsors. They support us, so it's only good manners you should support them. Visit their websites, try and buy their products, sign up for their newsletters, and tell them WE SENT YOU. And we would be really pleased if you bought Borrie's books. They're a great read, they make great gifts, and it helps him to feed his family. If he can feed his family he tends not to rob people. All four of his masterpieces are here (https://www.shocknawe.com.au/)… And our sponsors: BMW MOTORRAD (https://www.bmw-motorrad.com.au/en/home.html#/filter-all) HARLEY-DAVIDSON (https://www.harley-davidson.com/au/en/index.html) HONDA (https://motorcycles.honda.com.au/) SUZUKI (https://www.suzukimotorcycles.com.au/) TRIUMPH (https://www.triumphmotorcycles.com.au/) APRILIA (https://www.aprilia.com/au_EN/) MOTO GUZZI (https://www.motoguzzi.com/au_EN/models/v85-tt/) SAVIC MOTORCYCLES (https://www.savicmotorcycles.com/) SC-PROJECT OCEANIA (https://sc-project.com.au/) MADE IN GERMANY (https://www.mig.bike/) NOISEGUARD (https://www.noiseguard.com.au/) MONGREL BOOTS (https://www.mongrelboots.com.au) WORLD ON WHEELS (https://www.worldonwheels.tours/) CMB Financial Services (https://cmbfin.com.au) or call 1300 262 346 AGV HELMETS (https://agvhelmets.com.au/) GREY GUMS CAFÉ (https://www.facebook.com/GreyGumCafe/) Simon Crafar's Riders For Dogs (https://www.facebook.com/p/Riders-For-Dogs-100093614162628/?paipv=0&eav=AfaTLpwgAXgkNJn0H4pewS10dMuN4GuDt4_g2hVdTu35PkAACM4hlblVNyQn8lyl-j4&_rdr) Facebook Page