Never Thought I'd Say This

In the final episode of Season 5, Jodie and Celia record the show in front of a very special live audience: international Never Nationers Gemma and Didi! It is only appropriate for the ladies to read Never Nationers fan mail, but does this show ever stay appropriate for long? Celia makes sure it does not by stripping down to the promised pasties from episode 20. And the inappropriate continues with the “nevers” sent from all of you! From pig nipples to period hats, this season ends with a cloaca of crazy! YouTube: Never Thought I'd Say This  Instagram: @neverthoughtidsaythis Facebook: @neverthoughtidsaythis Email: neverthoughtid@protonmail.com

Jodie and Celia are joined by Tammin Sursok and Roxy Manning of the “Women On Top” podcast this week! The ladies talk about child disappearing acts, intrusive parenting thoughts, and eating their young. Literally. Then, the show boldly goes where it's never gone before. Sort of like Star Trek, but not at all. YouTube: Never Thought I'd Say This  Instagram: @neverthoughtidsaythis Facebook: @neverthoughtidsaythis Email: neverthoughtid@protonmail.com

Jodie and Celia get some therapy on this week's episode… Recess Therapy, that is! Recess Therapy is the viral Tiktok/Instagram account where Julian Shapiro-Barnum takes to the streets of NYC and interviews New Yorkers aged 2 to 9 on a variety of wild topics. These mini citizens do an excellent job of reminding the ladies about the importance of staying weird at any age. Not that either of them have completely forgotten. But all parents know the power of being validated by a child given how soul crushingly honest they are. Then, because good things happen in New York, Celia shares a universey-vibrationy-meeting-the-right-person-at-the-right-timey kinda story. YouTube: Never Thought I'd Say This  Instagram: @neverthoughtidsaythis Facebook: @neverthoughtidsaythis Email: neverthoughtid@protonmail.com

This week, Jodie and Celia do their best to process SCOTUS overturning Roe vs Wade in part by breaking down which women will be most affected. They then discuss Jodie's recent activism landing her in the news, the importance of using privilege as a platform, the diaper and formula shortage currently happening in the US, and various ways to be of service.  Plus, Celia discloses how her love of WHAM! factored into the ultimate future feminist fashion faux pas. YouTube: Never Thought I'd Say This  Instagram: @neverthoughtidsaythis Facebook: @neverthoughtidsaythis Email: neverthoughtid@protonmail.com

This week Jodie and Celia provide salvation for parents and kids who are hardcore struggling with Common Core math: the phenomenal Kyne! Kyne is the magical Canadian Drag Race contestant who began her drag career while studying mathematics. During the pandemic, she realized that her mathematical prowess multiplied by her fabulousness could be used for good by helping parents and students tacking “new” aka nonsensical math. The result is her wildly popular TikTok @kyneonline that makes math fun, relevant, and incredibly creative. All this, plus the Never Thought Theorum: (chonuts+cockroaches)*mummified cats = insanity YouTube: Never Thought I'd Say This  Instagram: @neverthoughtidsaythis Facebook: @neverthoughtidsaythis Email: neverthoughtid@protonmail.com

Happy Pride Month! This week the ladies are joined by Lance Bass and Michael Turchin! This past October the couple welcomed twins making them new dads smack in the middle of the pandemic! Together, the four parents talk about IVF, surrogacy, birthdays, and Bar Mitzvahs. Plus, the men share a “Never Thought I'd Say This” that we never thought we'd hear.  YouTube: Never Thought I'd Say This  Instagram: @neverthoughtidsaythis Facebook: @neverthoughtidsaythis Email: neverthoughtid@protonmail.com

Jodie and Celia find a kindered spirit in Emily Haswell courtesy of TikTok. Emily has been sharing her own version of all the things she never thought she would say prior to having a baby. Not to be out done, the ladies take these observations and level up with stories of mother-in-laws, inappropriate touching, and silence of the lambs references.  YouTube: Never Thought I'd Say This  Instagram: @neverthoughtidsaythis Facebook: @neverthoughtidsaythis Email: neverthoughtid@protonmail.com

Welcome to Deux U, a weekly podcast from the anonymous creator of the pop culture and entertainment news Instagram account @deuxmoi. On every episode, “Deux" - along with insiders and expert guests - takes a look at the juiciest celeb stories of the week and shares exclusive details that haven't been revealed on Instagram.

Jodie and Celia get more serious than usual this week. They discuss parenting through heartbreak, loss, and love. Both ladies get way out of their comfort zone only to, ultimately, come crashing back to the place they feel most comfortable… in the land of badass vegetables where idiocy is always in season. YouTube: Never Thought I'd Say This  Instagram: @neverthoughtidsaythis Facebook: @neverthoughtidsaythis Email: neverthoughtid@protonmail.com

This week Jodie and Celia are joined by Nicole Alvarez. Nicole is a single mom who has been a staple in the alternative rock community and in LA radio for almost 2 decades, having grown up on air at the legendary KROQ! The ladies talk about mom guilt, birthday parties and, of course, LOL dolls. Plus Celia demonstrates some free counseling and Jodie shares that learning to stop hitting the tennis ball when you're not interested in playing is the ultimate game changer.

Jodie and Celia, having just watched the Netflix series Old Enough, chat about what kids are truly capable of doing. They discuss how kids are given autonomy in different cultures, how watching your child navigate the world is both wonderful and torturous, and how letting go of control is a never ending parenting battle. All this plus Jodie creates a new label for today's teen fashion and Celia is saved by the bundt cake at the Stamos house. YouTube: Never Thought I'd Say This  Instagram: @neverthoughtidsaythis Facebook: @neverthoughtidsaythis Email: neverthoughtid@protonmail.com

This week the ladies talk about the silent epidemic of teen depression. This is an episode that no parent should miss as the rate of depression in teens is now at an all time high. There are many reasons and many consequences for our kids so the more information parents have, the better. It's a serious topic for sure, but have no fear, somehow boobies still find their way into the conversation. YouTube: Never Thought I'd Say This  Instagram: @neverthoughtidsaythis Facebook: @neverthoughtidsaythis Email: neverthoughtid@protonmail.com

This week, Jodie and Celia talk about the role of a stay-at-home parent. What duties  that role should and should NOT include, and how one mom's story brought out a whole lot of their inner pettiness. Cause these two… they got alllll the time in the world to be petty. YouTube: Never Thought I'd Say This  Instagram: @neverthoughtidsaythis Facebook: @neverthoughtidsaythis Email: neverthoughtid@protonmail.com

This week the ladies go over some phrases that can be used to improve relationships with kids. Celia is a bit over-emotional and under-clothed, while Jodie gets into it about being called out. Plus, “Street Jodie” makes an appearance as does her stomach. YouTube: Never Thought I'd Say This  Instagram: @neverthoughtidsaythis Facebook: @neverthoughtidsaythis Email: neverthoughtid@protonmail.com

Jodie tells a harrowing tale of getting lost without her phone, Celia shares a new reason to wear a mask (at least around her), and they both talk about ways to love your kids even when you hate some stuff about them. Plus, Celia shares a little love about Dustin, and someone in Jodie's life is marrying into a “loud” family. No, it's not Celia. YouTube: Never Thought I'd Say This  Instagram: @neverthoughtidsaythis Facebook: @neverthoughtidsaythis Email: neverthoughtid@protonmail.com

This week, the ladies discuss the movie, Turning Red, how some critics were turned off by the plot, and why the two of them are pretty ticked off over their “critiques”. Celia, also, tells Jodie the latest term Lulu has been misusing which, ultimately, led to a parenting fail wrapped up in a Never Thought I'd Say This moment. YouTube: Never Thought I'd Say This  Instagram: @neverthoughtidsaythis Facebook: @neverthoughtidsaythis Email: neverthoughtid@protonmail.com

This week, the ladies are joined by award-winning freelance journalist and author, Jason Sheehan. Jason is a book and video game critic for NPR, and has published three books for adults, but his new book, “Children of the Flying City,” is his first for young adults. Jason talks about his career path, the journey of fatherhood, and how unimpressed his kids are by any of his accomplishments. What parent can't relate to that? Also, Celia explains a predicament that left her neighbors inquiring about a certain pair of leggings depicting cats eating cheeseburgers. YouTube: Never Thought I'd Say This  Instagram: @neverthoughtidsaythis Facebook: @neverthoughtidsaythis Email: neverthoughtid@protonmail.com

This week, Jodie and Celia get a massive dose of reality when they dissect what it's like to raise mini versions of themselves. They discuss all of the best and worst qualities they've passed onto their kids, how proud (and terrified) they are of their girls' ever growing anonymity, and how unbelievably hard it can be to recognize that their struggles are their own. Then, the ladies speak of the magic that IS Xanadu, and share some April Foolery. A million lights are dancing in this week's episode of Never Thought I'd Say This! Instagram: @neverthoughtidsaythis Facebook: @neverthoughtidsaythis Twitter: @neverthoughtid  Email: neverthoughtid@protonmail.com

Jodie and Celia never thought that having kids would, also, mean having bouts of rage, or the fair amount of shame and self-judgment that follows that rage. They, also, never thought they would find out they are FAR from alone in those feelings. On this week's episode, the ladies open up about “mom rage,” share some stories of perinatal mood disorders, and how unnatural “natural” mothering can feel! And, of course, there's a pretty fantastic never-before shared parenting fail that will hopefully make anyone who has ever succumbed to the rage feel just a little bit less Joan Crawford-y YouTube: Never Thought I'd Say This Instagram: @neverthoughtidsaythis  Facebook: @neverthoughtidsaythis  Twitter: @neverthoughtid  Email: neverthoughtid@protonmail.com

We are all about the dramatic this week. A dramatic love of breadsticks, a dramatic reading of said love of breadsticks, a dramatic recount of, well, the drama of being dramatic in this Greek drama known as parenting. Jodie and Celia are talking about the viral TikTok from pregnant mama, Cassie Carter, who found herself a tad emotional over a carb craving. Plus, Jodie is freezing her tush off and, Celia shows off a new hairdo and creates a new game!  YouTube: Never Thought I'd Say This Instagram: @neverthoughtidsaythis  Facebook: @neverthoughtidsaythis  Twitter: @neverthoughtid  Email: neverthoughtid@protonmail.com

The ladies discuss women's sexual health, intimate relationships with the mammogram machine, and the “tsunami of crazy” that hormones can cause. Plus, Celia recruits a new listener in… well… an exposed state, and the word vagina is said A LOT. YouTube: Never Thought I'd Say This Instagram: @neverthoughtidsaythis  Facebook: @neverthoughtidsaythis  Twitter: @neverthoughtid  Email: neverthoughtid@protonmail.com

Jodie jumps into this episode with a parenting fail so epic that it almost renders Celia speechless. Almost. They, then, talk about the myriad of emotions they have while watching their daughters growing up in such unprecedented times. They delve into some parenting trends they don't understand, and judge the hell out of themselves for all the various ways they screw things up. And by “they”, we are referring to the squirrels who are to be blamed for everything. Plus, Jodie does an impression so accurate you'll swear she morphed into another being, altogether.

Jodie and Celia kick off the episode by discussing Jodie's project, Beyond The Edge, airing on CBS prime time, this month! Jodie spent weeks deep in the jungles of Panama while Celia spent weeks without her best friend, leaving her feeling pretty lonely. Not lonely enough to ever want to spend weeks in a jungle, but still. Jodie and Celia, then, talk about how the pandemic has left middle age moms (because they are BOTH middle age now. Ha ha.) feeling more lonely and isolated than ever. Plus, Jodie reflects on her pandemic breakdown, Celia introduces Jodie to Urine Therapy (the CONCEPT not the practice!), and some singing ensues. Yes, seriously. YouTube: Never Thought I'd Say This Instagram: @neverthoughtidsaythis  Facebook: @neverthoughtidsaythis  Twitter: @neverthoughtid  Email: neverthoughtid@protonmail.com

This week, Jodie and Celia are joined by John and Caitlin Stamos! Perhaps you've heard of them? Everything from keeping kids alive, to picking partners, how John and Caitlin met, and buttholes in faces are discussed. Those last two things are NOT related! And, of course, this episode would not be complete without a Bob Saget love fest, and a deep, raw, and heartfelt discussion about life, death, and grief. Also, let's just say that the Grateful AF cards picked on this show are more, well, revealing than usual.  YouTube: Never Thought I'd Say This Instagram: @neverthoughtidsaythis  Facebook: @neverthoughtidsaythis  Twitter: @neverthoughtid  Email: neverthoughtid@protonmail.com

It's the season of love, and the premier of Season 5! And while we certainly could have taken five hundred twenty five thousand, six hundred minutes to catch up on all the things that happened during our hiatus, we promise that we did not. We did, however, wax poetic about Valentine's Day, love, and breakups. That is, if you think frozen poop is poetic. Yeah… it's that kind of show! Plus, unsolicited advice on cold sores, Celia may have fallen out of a tree, and Jodie got engaged!!! Welcome back, Never Nation. We sure did miss you!  YouTube: Never Thought I'd Say This TikTok: @neverthoughtidsaythis Twitter: @neverthoughtid Facebook: @neverthoughtidsaythis Email: neverthoughtid@protonmail.com

Believe it or not, it's the final episode of Season Four (we'll be back soon, we promise)! Jodie and Celia cover holiday lists their kids have provided. One in a FAR more organized fashion than the rest. They then wrap up the season by unwrapping the best of some of the worst toys EVER created. Their rundown will likely leave you feeling like a turtle that just wants to hide in its shell. Not to be confused with a “Turdle” that wants to take a crap. Or, maybe both. Probably both.  YouTube: Never Thought I'd Say This  Instagram: @neverthoughtidsaythis Facebook: @neverthoughtidsaythis Email: neverthoughtid@protonmail.com Merch: www.unsweetined.com

This week, Jodie and Celia cannonball into a pool of Never Nation listener letters! They read a slew of “never thought I'd say this” moments from all of you, many of which are “Peniscentric”. Who's surprised? From "c$@nting bitches" in fast food lines, to how many people can sit on the toilet together, they hear all about it, and love every minute.  Merch: https://unsweetined.com/ Instagram: @neverthoughtidsaythis Facebook: @neverthoughtidsaythis YouTube: Never Thought I'd Say This Email: neverthoughtid@protonmail.com

Celia tells Jodie about the unexpected ‘treat' she found in her eldest daughter's Halloween candy and how said daughter tried to ‘trick' her into thinking it wasn't a…nicotine vape! Our fearless leaders then discuss how to handle such situations because, honestly, who the heck actually knows how to handle such situations?! Psychology Today, that's who. Lastly, the ladies become official official best friends. Merch: https://unsweetined.com/ Instagram: @neverthoughtidsaythis Facebook: @neverthoughtidsaythis YouTube: Never Thought I'd Say This Email: neverthoughtid@protonmail.com

Jodie and Celia do a Thanksgiving episode to “beat the band” (you'll get it when you listen) where they share some of their favorite Thanksgiving fails courtesy of the interwebs. They also debrief on a few of their own Thanksgiving memories (Celia's weirdly involve pets and their genitalia. No one knows why.) and Jodie creates a new word! Lastly, they play a round of Thanksgiving MadLibs which, goes exactly as you would expect.    Instagram: @neverthoughtidsaythis Facebook: @neverthoughtidsaythis Twitter: @ineverthoughtid YouTube: NeverThoughtIdSayThis Email: neverthoughtid@protonmail.com https://parenteducate.com  

The ladies discuss how to teach kids emotional intelligence and while also recognizing their own patterns and (ew) feelings. Then, Sabrina shares a story from her childhood which, in turn, gives Jodie and Celia a lesson on how to raise an army of femmebots. It's a whole education situation on NTIST this week! Instagram: @neverthoughtidsaythis Facebook: @neverthoughtidsaythis Twitter: @ineverthoughtid YouTube: NeverThoughtIdSayThis Email: neverthoughtid@protonmail.com

In this episode, Celia shares an especially hard momming moment: that she failed miserably at dealing with her emotions about her daughters having a new stepmom. Celia talks about how badly she reacted to a situation, she and Jodie discuss how overwhelming co-parenting with former partners can be, and how sharing your children with other people isn't always easy. Then, in an unprecedented moment, Jodie, Celia, and Sabrina all get the feels so seriously that strange, clear liquid leaked from their faces. Also - Jodie calls Celia out for being hormonal as only Jodie can, and Celia gives herself a new nickname. Merch: https://unsweetined.com/ Instagram: @neverthoughtidsaythis Facebook: @neverthoughtidsaythis YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/neverthoughtidsaythischannel Email: neverthoughtid@protonmail.com

Jodie and Celia are following the rules this week… the Vanderpump Rules! New mama, Lala Kent, joins the ladies for this week's show! Together they discuss how becoming a mom completely changes your life, your living space, and your relationship. Then they discuss Lala's new book, Give Them Lala, a hilarious, real, and brutally honest collection of essays exploring her “rocky road to fame, sobriety, and beyond.” Merch: https://unsweetined.com/ Instagram: @neverthoughtidsaythis Facebook: @neverthoughtidsaythis Email: neverthoughtid@protonmail.com

Celia and Jodie get down to the basics of being “basic” in this Halloween episode. They admit their love of all things pumpkin spice, share their VERY different experiences with Dorthy costumes, and get existential about candy. Speaking of candy, Jodie outs Celia for her “special” candy induced trip(s) to the grocery store which resulted in MORE pumpkin somethings. They then debrief on the blue pumpkin debate and breakdown some fun - and even crafty - Halloween ideas!  Merch: https://unsweetined.com/ Instagram: @neverthoughtidsaythis Facebook: @neverthoughtidsaythis Email: neverthoughtid@protonmail.com

This week, Jodie and Celia are joined by the fabulous, and far-more-stylish-than-either-of-them-will-ever-be, Shenae Grimes Beech! They, of course, talk all things Motherhood (boobies, periods, and vaginas… ya know, the usual), and also beg her to tell them how she always looks… So. Damn. Good! Plus, Celia's trip to Oklahoma earns Dustin a nutty new nickname, and Jodie is in Facebook jail. Again. *We tried to record this podcast while Mercury was in Retrograde. Spoiler alert: You can tell. Please forgive us for the sound issues. We blame everything. #technicaldifficulties #sorry #reallyreallysorry #blamemercury Merch: https://unsweetined.com/ Instagram: @neverthoughtidsaythis Facebook: @neverthoughtidsaythis Email: neverthoughtid@protonmail.com

Jodie and Celia have reached that inevitable point where they are having to go back into society and engage with other moms. And, by engage, we obviously mean offend. Well, at least that's what happened to Celia who WILDLY overstepped while trying to connect with one of Harper's friend's mom! Let's just say that there's no tone in text and, this b*%ch kinda forgot that. Together they talk about how tough it can be to find your mom tribe and the insanity that's their friendship. Plus, in a special twist, they get a little grateful. But don't worry, that #grateful comes with a heathy spoonful of sarcasm, of course. Merch: https://unsweetined.com/ Instagram: @neverthoughtidsaythis Facebook: @neverthoughtidsaythis Email: neverthoughtid@protonmail.com https://parenteducate.com 

Introducing... Who, When, Wow! A new Tinkercast original podcast from the creators of the #1 kids & family podcast, Wow in the World. Join host Rebecca Sheir on auditory journeys into the lives of history's unsung heroes and amazing humans who make us say "WOW!" This is just a preview of Who, When, Wow! But you can listen to the full episode at https://wondery.com/shows/who-when-wow/

Hope you're ready to celebrate… another epic birthday fail. That's right, Jodie and Celia are once again talking about craptastic birthday parties, but this time neither of them is responsible for one of the biggest, baddest, and most uncut birthday fails of all time! In fact, the word Big is built right into the fail, as well as the theme of the party, since it involves Big Foot. Because, of course it does. Then, Jodie casually admits to having one of the dorkiest birthday themes of all time! Meanwhile, Celia's story takes the (vomit) cake. Throw in a little pizza, pickles, and vampires and you've got the latest from the weirdos at NTIST! Merch: https://unsweetined.com/ Instagram: @neverthoughtidsaythis Facebook: @neverthoughtidsaythis Email: neverthoughtid@protonmail.com

Jodie and Celia welcome actress Diana Maria Riva to the show this week! And what a show it is – Diana is also a single mom of two kids and her “Never Thought I'd” moment basically secured her spot in the hearts of the ladies forever. They discuss everything from what type of peers your kid DOESN'T need to hang out with, to hanging out in a hammock. And, they dig into Diana's phenomenal career where she's constantly breaking barriers and taking on new challenges! Basically they talk about everything and a bag of

This weeks episode starts off a little panicked (even more so than usual). Toilets are overflowing, cars are on fire (no cats, luckily), the hosts are running late AND Producer Sabrina had to leave the ladies unsupervised this week. Celia has a "confessions of neurosis" moment where she tells on herself for losing it at a theme park. Something we're sure NO parent out there can relate to. At ALL. Plus, the ladies air their grievances about homework. Cause, homework. Hope you've stocked up on your "Mental Sticky Notes", because you're gonna need 'em!  IG/FB: @neverthoughtidsaythis YouTube: NeverThoughtIdSayThis TikTok: @neverthoughtidsaythis Show Merch: UnSweetined.com

This week, Jodie and Celia are joined by the fantastic Elisa Donovan! They discuss everything from magicians to metaphysical dreams and how it all fits into a psychic suitcase. If you just listen, it'll TOTALLY make sense. Plus, Elisa shares the story of how the death of her father inspired her new book, "Wake Me When You Leave: Love and Encouragement via Dreams from the Other Side". 

What do the Olympics, Cardi B, Jodie and Celia have in common? Not much… at all, BUT the ladies do discuss Cardi B, and how she shows that pregnant people, and moms in particular, can do ANYTHING!  Especially, in a leotard. Celia, however, found that putting on boots while extremely pregnant CAN be difficult.  She's definitely no Track & Field star, Allyson Felix (you'll just have to listen). Today's show is a big "F*&% YEAH" to the ladies out there running (sometimes literally) the world. *We know that this power can apply to Dads, and ALL parents, but today we're talking about some of the badass moms of the world, especially, in this Olympics! But we love ALL of our #nevernation family!

Jodie and Celia delve into the hell that is making school lunches and are in AWE of a TikTok mom that makes a gazillion sandwiches a day! They discuss just why it would be impossible for either of them to manage such a feat of super-human "mom-ness". Celia has some school lunch stories of her own, courtesy of none other than... her mother. Plus, things take one hell of a weird turn in a gondola down a VERY different type of canal. Oh boy.  FB, IG, TikTok: @NeverThoughtIdSayThis YouTube: Never Thought I'd Say This Merch: www.Unsweetined.com

Welcome to another week of NTIST! Jodie and Celia discuss some hot and, not so hot, toys that are out right now. Toys for kids, that is. Mostly. Plus, Jodie learns brand new information about John Stamos and how he's connected to Celia's favorite 'toy' of all! We promise, it's NOT what you think! Merch: https://unsweetined.com/ IG: @neverthoughtidsaythis FB: @neverthoughtidsaythis email: neverthoughtid@protonmail.com

This week's pod is out and we're re-capping summer with a little talk about good ol' camp! Not just ANY camp, but the ‘Fyre Festival' of kids' camps. Because they refuse to be outdone, the ladies talk about their own camp experiences and, let's just say, Celia's camp story sounds like something from the mind of the writer of ‘Porky's'. So much so, that even Jodie was shocked. That says a LOT.  Don't make us “John Cougar Melloncamp” you, just listen!! Merch: https://unsweetined.com/ Instagram: @neverthoughtidsaythis Facebook: @neverthoughtidsaythis Email: neverthoughtid@protonmail.com

This week on Never Thought I'd Say This, Jodie recaps her family vacation where she was able to unplug, reboot, and realize it is, in fact, possible for everyone to enjoy each other's company! Celia, on the other hand, shares that her uterus is on its way toward a permanent vacation and introduces a new royal title that both moms embrace and run with in the exact way you suspect they would. Plus, an airing of grievances from them both to a certain boyfriend that managed to put both of his feet directly down his throat.  

    On this week's episode things kick off with Celia REEEALLY making an “ass” of herself, as Jodie tries to introduce their new producer Sabrina, who's sole job is steering the crazy NTIST ship. You know, as much as anyone can steer a ship filled with cursing pirates! More importantly, the ladies pull back the layers on the "Queen MILF" and her "MILF Mobile,” which has caused quite the stir in the state of Maine. By the way, Maine's got some WILD laws for the ladies to tell you about too! Get the full story as the ladies talk about how they feel about the "MILF Mobile." They also share their MILF encounters and debate what exactly qualifies one as MILF material. It's obviously a very "heated" discussion, and some official definitions are debated. Where do YOU stand?  Find out more on this week's episode of "Never Thought I'd Say This." Merch: https://unsweetined.com/ Instagram: @neverthoughtidsaythis Facebook: @neverthoughtidsaythis Email: neverthoughtid@protonmail.com

This week the ladies of Never Thought I'd Say This make it through technical difficulties to be joined by America's TV Dad, Bob Saget! He comes to share some laughter and wisdom and even some insight as to how Little Richard may have had a "hand" in Jodie being constantly forgetful.  Things get deep when they talk life, love, boundaries and how all of the above spares no one from heartache. But of course, things end with a "hug" (as best as one can over Zoom) and a family, feel good vibe. IG: @neverthoughtidsaythis FB: @neverthoughtidsaythis Merch: Unsweetined.com

Jodie and Celia talk about peer pressure on this week's episode of Never Thought I'd Say This after Celia's kids (and Dustin) tried to use their powers of pressure on her to no avail. They then examine the different types of peer pressure and reminisce about some peer pressure-y situations they were involved in once upon a ‘forking' time. But, the tour de force comes when they reveal the latest creation from Celia's parents… Elegant Geezer. What IS an Elegant Geezer, you ask? Oh, don't worry, you'll find out on this week's episode.

Celia and Jodie read "Never Nation" emails from fans in this weeks' episode of Never Thought I'd Say This! Resulting in a “Fan Funk Phenomenon" if you will (Jodie deeply apologizes for that one). As you can imagine, the subject lines of these emails are WILD. But more importantly, they provided great (amazingly terrible) inspiration for future band names!  BTW... did you know that 'leftist nudist colonies' are a thing?! Well, you will after you listen to this episode.  Finally, Celia and Jodie try to figure out exactly how much information is TOO much for the kids.  Especially since, chances are… they already know too much.

Jodie and Celia are BACK (and finally in the same room!) for the Season 4 Premiere of Never Thought I'd Say This! They also have a new producer at the helm... and let's just say being rude to her would be a REAL bad idea! Plus, they share their feral-cat-like feelings about slowly re-entering society now that restrictions have eased and they're both vaccinated; Jodie dabbles in some evil-genius parenting and LA Dodger, Albert Pujols, becomes central focus in the Behar household. 

Imagined Life Family immerses you in the surprising moments and challenges that shaped someone’s life before they became successful-- but there’s a catch. You won’t find out who you really are until the end of the episode, unless you follow the clues along the way! In this episode, you long to go to Africa and have adventures like Tarzan. But everyone tells you girls aren’t supposed to do things like that. You’ll just have to prove them wrong. Take a journey with Imagined Life Family and see the world through someone else’s eyes.  LINK: http://wondery.fm/ILF_NeverThought