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Just a couple of friends bringing you the satire of true crime, historical oddities, and other mind boggling nonsense while having a few beers. Pull up a chair and pour a pint with us.

Monte Morgan, Terah Styles, Matt Gibson, And Tabitha Sparks


    • Aug 20, 2021 LATEST EPISODE
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    Richard Chase - He Took a Sh*t

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 20, 2021 70:05


    Richard Trenton (Dick) Chase was a serial killer that cannibalized his victims, drank their blood, and shat on children's beds. The Pints bring you their most twisted story yet - necrophilia, dog shit, rape, cannibalism, mutilated cats and a mother's love all spread like mayonnaise on top of gory murder and brain pudding. Buckle up. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/pintsoftheroundtable/message

    Windsor Murders - Roo Boys in the Mild Mest

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 17, 2021 56:46


    This special episode is brought to you ad-free by our good friend Chase. He's a badass. Frederick Bailey Deeming, aka the Windsor Murderer aka Albert Williams aka Mr Drewn aka Mr Duncan aka Baron Swanston aka maybe Jack the Ripper but probably not, killed both of his wives and his four children and stole rain gutters. He was also very annoying when he opened his mouth. We also talk about the true origins of Canadian bacon; Sir, that's a dick and all the ways we love Chase and didn't even know. Thanks for listening and extra special big thanks again to Chase. Love you buddy. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/pintsoftheroundtable/message

    Sherry Shriner's Cult

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 13, 2021 61:44


    Today the Pints crew brings you Sherry Shriner, an alarmingly crazy person with an anti-alien reptile shapeshifter supersoldier succubus vampire society cult. Yeah, I know. That's what I said. This one is as crazy as it gets, folks. Support us here at patreon.com/pintsoftheroundtable visit us at pintsoftheroundtable.com --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/pintsoftheroundtable/message

    The Neptune Murders - Pt 2 - Minus the Carrots

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 6, 2021 63:41


    In this final part 2 of Fred Cowan's Nazi rampage shooting, you'll hear the end of the biggest loser in the planet who wasn't even good at that. You'll also be able be to hear about the shittiest mementos, how science is Matt's enemy, the 1977 version of Nintendo 64 and of course Nazi witchcraft. Thank you all for listening - join us on the website! Support us here at patreon.com/pintsoftheroundtable visit us at pintsoftheroundtable.com And a very big thank you to our new producer Kurtis Goodwolf for taking us on, making us sound good, and putting up with us. Find him here at http://www.kurtisgoodwolf.com/ --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/pintsoftheroundtable/message

    The Neptune Murders - Pt 1 - Your Slobber Suggests Consent

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 30, 2021 61:27


    Frederick Cowan was a stupid nazi that went on a rampage in 1977, killing several people at a warehouse in New Rochelle, NY. Join the Pints as we bring you his horrible story - as well as Matt's gyro girl, how blowrys work, and wokkarowns. Support us here at patreon.com/pintsoftheroundtable visit us at pintsoftheroundtable.com Once again big thank you to our new producer Kurtis Goodwolf for taking us on, making us sound good, and putting up with us. Find him here at http://www.kurtisgoodwolf.com/ --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/pintsoftheroundtable/message

    Cayetano Godino - El Petiso Orejudo

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 23, 2021 70:27


    Today the Pints bring you the tale of 16 year old Cayetano Godino, a big-eared broccoli-brained boy that murdered at least 4 young children (probably more), attempted to kill several more, set a whoooooole bunch of fires, and killed all kinds of pets and small animals. Also you can hear an exclusive sneak peak into tracks from Matt's upcoming atomic 12 string bass guitar album, Terah further solidifies her plans to trap a firefighter, and Monte tells us about being triple roasted, so we roast him. Thanks for being here and sharing a drink with us. Check us out at patreon.com/pintsoftheroundtable to support us, hear extra content and listen ad-free! Visit us at www.pintsoftheroundtable.com Also please check out our new producer at www.kurtisgoodwolf.com --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/pintsoftheroundtable/message

    Season 2.3 Top 10 Alien Encounters

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 16, 2021 65:05


    Today the crew discuses the top 10 alien encounters but not before Monte explains terminal Bullshit and why the crew is bullying him. Matt's mommy issues continue but not in a threatening way. Never trust a walking frog unless it's us doing space frog racketeering. Support us here at www.patreon.com/pintsoftheroundtable visit us at www.pintsoftheroundtable.com Once again big thank you to our new producer Kurtis Goodwolf for taking us on and putting up with us. Find him here at http://www.kurtisgoodwolf.com/ --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/pintsoftheroundtable/message

    Harpe Brothers

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 9, 2021 61:57


    Americas first serial killers --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/pintsoftheroundtable/message

    Season 2.3 homework

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 2, 2021 79:00


    Our 2.3 season homework. Also this episode is with our new producer at kurtisgoodwolfproductions. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/pintsoftheroundtable/message

    The Stargazer Killer - Volvo Mack

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 25, 2021 55:07


    Today the Pints bring you Sean Patrick Goble, aka The Stargazer Killer. Goble was a long haul truck driver and also a murderer and rapist, working over 7 states and uncountable victims. Listen in to hear the twisted details of his kidnappings and also find out which host wants to be a lot lizard at the Flying D. There's bonus lessons on BJ math and investigative dick drawing; not appearing in this episode is voice actor Kevin Bacon. Thanks for being here and sharing a drink with us. Check us out at patreon.com/pintsoftheroundtable to support us, hear extra content and listen ad-free! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/pintsoftheroundtable/message

    Robert Berdella - Best Burgers Bossible

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 18, 2021 97:16


    Berdella, aka The Kansas City Butcher or The Collector ran rampant through the KC area from 1984 - 1988, kidnapping, torturing and raping his victims in continually more brutal fashions. Bleach in the eye, injecting unpronounceable chemicals and forcible fisting kind of brutal. Nonsense including but not limited to fork prongs, Satanism & cynicism, elbow pits, and the infamous Kansas City Plot Twist. Extended and ad-free versions available at patreon.com/pintsoftheroundtable - please come show us some love! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/pintsoftheroundtable/message

    The Doodler - Square Peg, Round Hole, Cadillac

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 11, 2021 76:26


    This week we're discussing an unidentified killer that lured his victims from nightlife venues by drawing cartoons and caricatures of them - charming and amusing them to horrible stabbing deaths. You can hear the 3 different responses to finding a dead body, and the 3 similar and only appropriate responses to midnight snacks. Which kitchen knife is best for sketching in public? What is a bathhouse? And which host made out with their mother? Pour yourself a cold one and have a drink with us, we'll tell you all about it. But first 1 last thing. If a police officer makes their best effort to show you their package from inside a squad car...just remember 1 thing. All Cats Are Beautiful. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/pintsoftheroundtable/message

    Anatoly Onoprienko

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 3, 2021 75:14


    Anatoly Yuryovych Onoprienko was a Soviet-Ukrainian serial mass murderer. He was also known by the nicknames The Beast of Ukraine, The Terminator, and Citizen O. After police arrested the 36-year-old former forestry student on April 16, 1996, Onoprienko confessed to killing 52 people. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/pintsoftheroundtable/message

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    Mary Farmer Took an Axe

    Play Episode Listen Later May 28, 2021 70:34


    This week's outing into Pints' true crime shenanigans is Mary Farmer, a woman who wanted her neighbor's home and would stop at nothing to get it. And then keep it. Theft, identity fraud, increasingly convoluted lies to your family, infant landlords, murder... all just part of the pre-Depression Era homeowning experience. You can also hear exclusive information from a couple of expert dairy selenographers and our plans for *REDACTED* porn, but don't steal our idea. As always head over to patreon.com/pintsoftheroundtable to check out our ad-free & extended content. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/pintsoftheroundtable/message

    Top 10 Fairies

    Play Episode Listen Later May 21, 2021 59:02


    If you don't already know, you will soon. Some weird shit can happen when fairies are around. Add Pints to the mix and sure enough, things can get weirder. A few things to know, fairies come in all shapes, sizes, and colors. Some may twinkle while others have too much hair to shine. Rule number 1 if you encounter fairies dancing....don't approach, no matter how tempting. Join our journey of 10 real life fairy encounters, along with proper pool table etiquette, a lot about balls, and be sure to make it to the wonderful closing conversation. If you haven't already, check us out over at patreon.com/pintsoftheroundtable for that sexy ad-free and extended content. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/pintsoftheroundtable/message

    Vladimir Bratislav

    Play Episode Listen Later May 14, 2021 46:04


    This week's episode is about The Beast of Lysva, aka Interview with a Maniacal Titty-Biting Eye-Gouging Momma's Boy. He had dozens of victims before he was caught and the details of his crimes will make you shudder almost as much as our assortment of awful accents and even worse jokes. Grab a drink, pull up a chair and listen to us try to pronounce Poesjkinpark. While you're googling that, give us a visit at patreon.com/pintsoftheroundtable --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/pintsoftheroundtable/message

    Peter Kurten 2

    Play Episode Listen Later May 7, 2021 68:51


    Now we bring you Part 2 of Peter Kurten, the Dusseldorf Vampire. Part 2 is every bit as disturbing as the first, dog catchers not excluded. Kurten was a horrific human being and the second part of this episode will make it clear if part one didn't already. Bonus info includes which sock to lose in an emergency, which homemade peanut butter your choosey mom wants you to play with, and some completely inaccurate facts about incest. If you don't like ads feel free to check us out at patreon.com/pintsoftheroundtable --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/pintsoftheroundtable/message

    Peter Kurten Part 1

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 30, 2021 62:10


    For part 1 of Peter Kürten, a German serial killer, we will take you through a little information about him and details of some of his gruesome 1929 murders and sexual assaults, which took place in the city of Düsseldorf. Thank you Matt for teaching us German in the meantime. Over all Peter was a beast, the things he does to these women and children will bring you mixed emotions of rage or curiosity into the killer's brain. We're not not looking for a character actor. If you don't like ads feel free to check us out at patreon.com/pintsoftheroundtable --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/pintsoftheroundtable/message

    Ion Rîmaru-The Bigger The Fupa The Sweater The Chalupa

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 23, 2021 48:29


    First and foremost we have to Thank Chris Dries for the beautiful intros and outros he does for our shows. Ion Rîmaru was a Romanian serial killer dubbed "The Vampire of Bucharest"  or "The Blondes' Killer". He terrorized Bucharest between 1970 and 1971. Authorities had made over 2,500 arrests before he was apprehended. Ion Rîmaru killed four women and attacked more than 10 others. The women were attacked with an axe, bitten on the breasts and thighs and raped after they were already dead. We also discuss geometry and is plaid  a color or a pattern? You know the hard hitting topics of true crime.  --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/pintsoftheroundtable/message

    2.2 Homework-Fairies Wear Boots

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 16, 2021 92:35


    2.2 Homework is finally here! fairies wear boots or whatever Ozzy said. Fairy tales, Goblin tales, or pints tales. Like always we've each taken the task of bringing you a story for you the listener to pick a favorite from. Daddy brings us the tail of the baracca fairy aka the catfish fairy or the barbeque fairy. A fairy that is capable of sucking up all the water in a lake to catch it's victims, who consist of mostly unsuspecting fishermen. Like Daddy however this particular fairy is afraid of crabs. Terah tells of Bridget Cleary a homemaker turned entrepreneur by making hats for chickens. Her husband Micheal and her acquired the best house in the village however the house was said to be built on a fairy ring. As she began to fall ill people claimed she had been possessed by a fairy. What happened next? you'll have to listen and find out. Matt comes at us with something like a ganonkanok. Who apparently will steal your girl with his silver tongue and unlimited coin purses. A charming handsome fairy that has wooed the hearts of peasants and queens alike. However once he had that heart he would leave them destitute and starving and longing for his love until they died. Monte keeps it Tabitha.. Short and simple that is... Leaving you guys on a positive note with a story about family. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/pintsoftheroundtable/message

    Robert Christian Hansen

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 9, 2021 71:55


    Robert Christian Hansen (February 15, 1939 – August 21, 2014), known in the media as the "Butcher Baker," was an American serial killer. Between 1971 and 1983, Hansen abducted, raped, and murdered at least 17 women in and around Anchorage, Alaska; he hunted many of them down in the wilderness with a Ruger Mini-14 and a knife. He was arrested and convicted in 1983, and was sentenced to 461 years and a life sentence without the possibility of parole --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/pintsoftheroundtable/message

    Richard Francis Cottingham

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 2, 2021 57:41


    Richard Francis Cottingham (born November 25, 1946) is an American serial killer from New Jersey operating in New York between 1967 and 1980. He was nicknamed The Torso Killer due to his habit of dismembering his victims, usually leaving nothing but a torso behind. He was eventually convicted of murder in 1981, after being caught fleeing an attempted murder. Officially, Cottingham killed nine people, but he claims between 85 and 100 murders. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/pintsoftheroundtable/message

    Thai Foo Frank

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 26, 2021 89:20


    Thai foo or as some of you may know it Talko Brewsday. Ending our 2.1 with a pints family TIFU something we know all of you enjoy. So lets take minute to get away from the mundane murder and enjoy some Frank time. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/pintsoftheroundtable/message

    Luka Rocco Magnotta

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 19, 2021 60:48


    Luka Rocco Magnotta (born Eric Clinton Kirk Newman; July 24, 1982) is a convicted Canadian murderer. He was convicted of murdering and dismembering Jun Lin a Chinese international student, then mailing his severed limbs to different political parties and elementary schools. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/pintsoftheroundtable/message

    Eugenia Falleni

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 12, 2021 56:44


    Eugene Falleni (25 July 1875 – 10 June 1938) (born Eugenia Falleni, also known as Harry Leo Crawford and Jean Ford) was an Italian-Australian transgender man convicted of the 1917 murder of his first wife. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/pintsoftheroundtable/message

    Ashokas Hell

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 5, 2021 62:50


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    Charles Bernard--The Beauty Queen Killer

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 20, 2021 62:34


    All 4 of us are back again to bring you this Australian born killer. We manage to bring an information packed episode with equally as much shenanigans. Monte goes too far with the dad jokes, Tabitha learns and teaches us what a cougar is, does Matt know what's going on? And Terah breaks down some myth busters. Wild Bernard goes on a 6 week cross country killing spree. No one who goes to college or the mall is safe. He manages to hit, all 4 of our home states and many more. He will teach us important lessons, like if you stab someone, take their pants before you leave them to bleed to death. Wilders story ends in a jelly filled shoot out. And who the hell is Austin Powers. Pull a chair up to the table, grab a beer and find out. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/pintsoftheroundtable/message

    Top 10 Real Life Dungeons

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 12, 2021 60:04


    All four Pints royalty hosts are here for our Top 10 Actual Honest To Goodness Real Life Dungeons. Join us as we rant about modern dungeon security and Daddy finds out about Vlad and his 20s. We'll ride Enlarged Pomeranians into battle as we tell you all about history's most gruesome torture chambers and pass out informative pamphlets on Bill's wife and Matt's exclusive yet forgettable dungeon. Pull up a chair, relax and join us for a drink or four. Monte definitely said "email." --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/pintsoftheroundtable/message

    Dorian Corey

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 5, 2021 57:09


    Today we try to find out who's coming out of Dorian's closet. When a drag queen dies, what happens to her enormous wardrobe? 1 friend and 2 acquaintances walk into a dead woman's apartment. What happens next is an overly adjectived trunk with something unusual inside. Along with all this, Terah is scared of snake buttholes, Tabitha should just join porn already, Monte will bang anything with a 40 foot cape on it, Matt does ashtray magic, and no one actually knows what the hell window dressing is. Grab a drink, and pull a chair up to the table as we decipher what and why something is in the trunk. We're just hoping its booze and penis. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/pintsoftheroundtable/message

    Dennis Andrew Nilsen--Part-2

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 29, 2021 69:05


    Dennis Andrew Nilsen was a Scottish serial killer and necrophile who murdered at least twelve young men and boys between 1978 and 1983 in London, England. Convicted at the Old Bailey of six counts of murder and two of attempted murder, Nilsen was sentenced to life imprisonment on 4 November 1983, with a recommendation that he serve a minimum of twenty-five years. This recommendation was later changed to a whole life tariff. In his later years, Nilsen was imprisoned at Full Sutton maximum security prison. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/pintsoftheroundtable/message

    Dennis Andrew Nilsen--Part-1

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 22, 2021 68:23


    Dennis Andrew Nilsen (born 23 November 1945, Fraserburgh, Scotland) also known as the Muswell Hill Murderer and the Kindly Killer is a British serial killer who lived in London. Nilsen killed at least fifteen men and boys in gruesome circumstances between 1978 and 1983, and was known to retain corpses for sex acts. He was eventually caught after his disposal of dismembered human entrails blocked his household drains: the drain cleaning company found that the drains were congested with human flesh and contacted the police. Due to the similarities between their crimes, sexuality and lifestyle, Nilsen has been referred to as the "British Jeffrey Dahmer. Also be sure and support us here to get all the shows and show extras https://www.patreon.com/pintsoftheroundtable --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/pintsoftheroundtable/message

    Thierry Paulin-- Rambos not Rainbows

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 15, 2021 49:01


    Thierry Paulin (November 28, 1963 – April 16, 1989) was a French serial killer active in the 1980s. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/pintsoftheroundtable/message

    2.1 Homework

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 8, 2021 47:42


    Okay so our first attempt at a show with all four of us, aka the Cucumber mail squad. At the beginning of each season we've decided to do, the who can find the best story game. We will let you folks decide. Tabitha may or may not be a witch but she's certainly boner ready. We start with the Roman curse tablet which we've discovered is just a gypsy mad libs scheme for the most part. Matt brings us Sir Francis Drake the rapper... or drummer... or maybe he was just the five gum guy. protector of his precious Drakes Drum A man so humble that he embodied himself into a drum that all one needs to do is beat his drum in death to bring him back to the world. However it's shocking no one has yet to call upon this drum.. So it just beats itself. Terah brings us the Lance of Long-ginas. It's in 2 pieces, 3 pieces, or maybe one pieces. Either way it sticky sticky stab stabbed grown baby Jesus. Jerusalem claims to have the tip. Matt believes they are ready cut those off. Tabitha brings to us the tale of Binnorias Harp. Just a little story about a girl that was murdered and turned into Harp... Welcome aboard Daddy. Secksual Jolacity or jealosuy we don't know which is which anymore. Monte also puts a little extra in..... https://www.patreon.com/pintsoftheroundtable --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/pintsoftheroundtable/message

    Steven James Hunter

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 4, 2021 52:06


    It's not an infomercial for hammer knives as we get into the murder of Sara. We also learn that McDonald's is not a good enough bribe to bury a body especially when you don't even get invited to the party. We give you the recipe for Sara-coladas and if anyone has a stethoscope Monte can borrow Let us know. Support us here for hundreds of hours of extra content. https://www.patreon.com/pintsoftheroundtable --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/pintsoftheroundtable/message

    Christmas day 11 Gryla

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 28, 2020 30:48


    We're back again with Mel Damon and we're going to iceland. For our day 11, we bring you the beautiful Gryla, who likes to boil children like lobster. Is she a sheep? A troll? Does she have a beard or 300 heads? Not a circus we personally want to attend. Someone is sucking sheep nipples, and Chris won't be happy about it. Monte's nude stalker is back. This is one of our favorite Christmas stories yet! We hope you enjoy listening and have a merry christmas. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/pintsoftheroundtable/message

    Christmas day 10-- A bit more Chris for ya

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 25, 2020 33:54


    Support us here https://www.patreon.com/pintsoftheroundtable intro Credit De Yan-Key and Chris Dries Today we bring you a little murder and Christmas. A key tipp, always accept your gift, even if you don't like it. All I want for Christmas is a body under the tree....or in the meat department. Join us as we have a little Kill Bill Christmas special with a side of meth, were unsure if its holiday or hunting season, and Terah may try her hand at blood art. We truly hope you are all having an amazing holiday season and enjoying these 12 days. We love you all! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/pintsoftheroundtable/message

    xmas day 9-- Just drunk enough

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 24, 2020 35:46


    xmas day 9-- Just drunk enough. Chris Dries is back again for our Christmas Shit. For this day, we bring you some short Christmas crimes. Don't bring a gun to a Christmas party. Things always go terribly wrong. There's a good chance Santa has a flame thrower. We hope you guys are enjoying the 12 days a Christmas and having a happy holiday! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/pintsoftheroundtable/message

    Christmas day 8 Kentucky Chris--mas

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 24, 2020 58:10


    Support us here https://www.patreon.com/pintsoftheroundtable intro Credit De Yan-Key and Chris Dries. For day 8 we bring you the Ashland Tragedy. Terah gets her fire fighter Christmas wish. Leaving 3 teenagers home alone for the night usually ends in, eating food, staying up late, and maybe some prank calls...not this time. Crowbars, axes, rape, and murder were on the list instead. As detectives from out of town come in to help, there are wrongful accusations of the culprits. Along with the towns people coming together a few times, to take matters into their own hands. Our very own Australian, Chris Dries, speaks Kentuckyian and its something you don't want to miss! You will quickly learn all the fancy ways to say rape and that in the 1800's snitches get pitchforked. Bullets fly and a lot of people die. Come join us for this all American Kentucky Christmas story. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/pintsoftheroundtable/message

    Christmas day 6--Just stupids enough

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 21, 2020 35:44


    Zak with a Z.... Joins us for a Christmas crime extravaganza. Including the Gimpson family, one of which is an amputee, a couple wild shoot outs, and a Santa scandal with some Rouge elves. Dicks are festive if you put a wreath on them, Rudolph runs out of gas, and Scooby-Doo stops by. I hope you guys are enjoying some of our new voices Happy Holiday Orgy. We absolutely love you all! Support us here https://www.patreon.com/pintsoftheroundtable --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/pintsoftheroundtable/message

    Christmas day 5--The Name is In The Pudding

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 19, 2020 23:28


    Come join the Pints crew, along with some fantastic street buskers, who will wish you a Merry Christmas and a peppy new year. There's a possibility of cocaine stuffed dolls and Santa robbing a bank. Don't forget that Bath salts hit different for a Christmas gift. Jesus has GPS, Terah's dad reminds her she's going to hell and a quick guild on how to kidnap 18 kids at the same time. As far as it goes for Monte, he's hoping to finally get that dad he's been missing for Christmas, so all you lovely people adopt(Monte) don't shop. Support us here https://www.patreon.com/pintsoftheroundtable --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/pintsoftheroundtable/message

    Christmas day 4 granddaughter daughter

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 17, 2020 38:01


    Twas a Christmas slaying and all through the house no one was breathing not even his spouse. Join us as we talk about Gene Simmons granddaughter daughter, along with Terah almost getting Monted, our guest Mel Damon goes full dong for some Jehovah Mormons and so much more. Hop on our table for a wild day 4 Christmas ride. Support us here https://www.patreon.com/pintsoftheroundtable --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/pintsoftheroundtable/message

    Christmas Day 3 -- Nordic Folk Or Slam Poetry

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 15, 2020 23:35


    On the 3rd day of pints Christmas we give you the Yule cat. But also buck teeth or no teeth! Back to the meow meows, the only way to get the Yule Cat high, would be to burn a whole field of the devils lettuce in close proximity. This cat not only eats humans but takes poo the size of humans. If you love someone, buy them socks and panties for Christmas. As for us we may not get you clothes but we can definitely deliver the best worst poem in Johnskys terrible Icelandic accent. Support us here https://www.patreon.com/pintsoftheroundtable --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/pintsoftheroundtable/message

    Dr. Teet Harm

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 4, 2020 61:38


    Support us here https://www.patreon.com/pintsoftheroundtable --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/pintsoftheroundtable/message

    turkey day 2020

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 26, 2020 79:56


    Our Thanksgiving tifu. Support us here https://www.patreon.com/pintsoftheroundtable --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/pintsoftheroundtable/message

    Strijdom Square massacre

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 9, 2020 55:41


    On 15 November 1988, a man named Barend Strydom carried out a shooting spree at Strijdom Square in Pretoria, South Africa, near Johannesburg, killing eight people and injuring 16 others. Strydom was later convicted and sentenced to death for the attack. It was one of many shootings during the apartheid struggle. The square itself has since been renamed Lilian Ngoyi Square. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/pintsoftheroundtable/message

    Barbara Hernandez: A Victim of Trafficking

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 23, 2020 93:04


    Hey there! Thanks for listening and enjoying us. Our good buddy Matt Mel Damon joins in while I was absent from a dog bite (myself is Johnsky). While my lip was getting healed from stitches, Terah's face got a lot better. Email us at Pintsotrt@gmail.com if you know what episode we talked about Mel Damon and his creation. You can win some stuff! We love you guys and check out our patreon link for more extra content you filthy animals https://www.patreon.com/pintsoftheroundtable --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/pintsoftheroundtable/message

    Michael Lee Lockhart

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 9, 2020 75:04


    5,4,3,2.... whatever. Terah used to eat her lunch on the floor. It's a blessing she hasn't become who we talk about in this episode except female version. She's cunning, sly, and all around charming. Wait, i meant Michael Lee Lockhart. Let us know what you think, email us at Pintsotrt@gmail.com or hit us up on our website Pintsoftheroundtable.com. Also check out our Patreon https://www.patreon.com/pintsoftheroundtable --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/pintsoftheroundtable/message

    Donald Neilson

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 2, 2020 62:50


    5,4,3,2,1 We are here and we have intro music. We cover Donald Neilson, possibly the worst criminal, took a ride in the panda car and kidnapped someone who just wandered off and died. His poor wife was just as dumb too. Terah's lip resembles a turtle lip and hope she gets better. "Even when she laughs and smiles she looks like a turtle." Love you guys. Listen to us. We're your friends now. Check out our Patreon too https://www.patreon.com/pintsoftheroundtable --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/pintsoftheroundtable/message

    Elizabeth Bathory-- The retake

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 25, 2020 101:55


    ummm this is Johnskys job now --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/pintsoftheroundtable/message

    Ouija Board stories

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 18, 2020 100:06


    Today we're tossing around Ouija board stories with out brother Tim. As Terah is no longer with us.... Well until she gets our face fixed that is. We hope you all enjoy a little break from the dolphin screams. If you want two extra episodes a week and all the longer edits of the show check us out here https://www.patreon.com/pintsoftheroundtable If you love what here please help keep us alive and going. Want to donate without the monthly patreon or just drop us a line check us out here www.pintsoftheroundtable.com. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/pintsoftheroundtable/message

    Adolfo de Jesús Constanzo

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 11, 2020 84:55


    A Cuban American serial killer, drug dealer, and cult leader of an infamous gang. His nickname was The Godfather of Matamoros. Or as we know him the cocaine Gandhi. If you can please follow and support us here https://www.patreon.com/pintsoftheroundtable If you know anyone or have any suspicions on human/child trafficking please call 1-888-373-7888 If you or anyone you know is considering suicide please reach out here 1-800-273-8255 If you or anyone you know is a victim of domestic violence please get help 1-800-799-7233 --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/pintsoftheroundtable/message

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