Poster Boys

The Rover is a lot like Lady Gaga's ARTPOP, in that it could mean anything. Some of our guesses: it's about the Mars Rover; it's about a dog; it's about both the Mars Rover and a dog. But it turns out that The Rover is actually about Guy Pearce and Robert Pattinson both refusing to enunciate their lines while shooting their way through post-apocalyptic Australia on what IMDB very charitably refers to as a "road trip".Plus, Harry questions why admin still exists in the post-apocalypse, Stacey wonders if we're going be doing the podcast for the rest of our lives, and we both kind of just turn on each other.Don't forget to subscribe to Poster Boys, and leave us a comment and rating!Keen to see our beautiful faces? You can watch every episode on YouTube @posterboyspod!Get in touch with us at posterboyspod@gmail.com Follow Poster Boys onInstagram @posterboyspodTikTok @posterboyspod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's finally happened: we're living in a post-Twilight world! Hopefully, we're also starting to live in a post-mediocre films starting Robert Pattinson world. Unfortunately, we are watching another film directed by David Cronenberg, which does not bode well, and Robert Pattinson is once again in a car, but this time it's not even a limo, it's just a regular car. And his character isn't even rich! What's even the point? This film also contains an alarming amount of what we might call... intra-family romance. Also ghosts. Also Julianne Moore.Plus, we debrief about Laneway Festival, Stacey gets very upset about a dog, and Harry won't stop talking about films that are not the film we are currently watching.Don't forget to subscribe to Poster Boys, and leave us a comment and rating!Keen to see our beautiful faces? You can watch every episode on YouTube @posterboyspod!Get in touch with us at posterboyspod@gmail.com Follow Poster Boys onInstagram @posterboyspodTikTok @posterboyspod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Well, it's finally happened. Not only have we reached the conclusion of the Twilight Saga (and what a saga it's been!) but we have also reached the exact halfway point of Robert Pattinson's filmography. Or we will have, once we get through this film, which seems to mostly consist of a creepy little girl touching people's faces.There's also a fight scene that lasts for maybe 40 minutes and you will simply not believe how little of that 40 minutes is actually relevant to the plot.Plus, Harry is baffled by how the Volturi functions, Stacey gets genuinely quite angry at Stephenie Meyer, and we just can't work out what Jacob is still doing in these films.Don't forget to subscribe to Poster Boys, and leave us a comment and rating!Keen to see our beautiful faces? You can watch every episode on YouTube @posterboyspod!Get in touch with us at posterboyspod@gmail.com Follow Poster Boys onInstagram @posterboyspodTikTok @posterboyspod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Robert Pattinson stars in a "horror/thriller/fantasy/mystery" from acclaimed body horror auteur David Cronenberg! You'd be right to think that this is a riveting, no-holds-barred, wall-to-wall splatterfest! Except you'd actually be wrong to think that. Harry thought that, and he ended up issuing an apology. Luckily for us, we have an eerily accurate (maybe? we wouldn't know) impression of David Cronenberg on hand to explain what went wrong.Plus, Stacey has no interest in money, Harry begs for some violence, and we both try to work out what the spectre haunting society is (the spectre might be capitalism, but that feels too obvious...)Don't forget to subscribe to Poster Boys, and leave us a comment and rating!Keen to see our beautiful faces? You can watch every episode on YouTube @posterboyspod!Get in touch with us at posterboyspod@gmail.com Follow Poster Boys onInstagram @posterboyspodTikTok @posterboyspod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's finally here: the very first Poster Boys video episode! Harry is wearing a nice shirt, Stacey has moved all of her household mess out of frame, and we're feeling very loose. It's the perfect environment to watch a French Robert Pattinson get very rich very quickly and make out with many beautiful women, including Uma Thurman, Christina Ricci, and more! Unfortunately what follows is less about Robert Pattinson making out and more about Robert Pattinson getting cheated on and handling it poorly. And, for some reason, Morocco.Plus, Stacey has questions about the French alphabet, Harry has questions about if he is coming off as suitably ironic, and we try to finish the episode before our food arrives.Don't forget to subscribe to Poster Boys, and leave us a comment and rating!Keen to see our beautiful faces? You can watch every episode on YouTube @posterboyspod!Get in touch with us at posterboyspod@gmail.com Follow Poster Boys onInstagram @posterboyspodTikTok @posterboyspod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Every child dreams of running away and joining the circus, of finding like-minded freaks and outcasts and joining with them in a complex polyamorous relationship model. And dreams can come true! All you need is for your parents to die in a horrible car crash and you too can join the circus family. In this case the family is a vet that can speak Polish, an alcoholic carny who can speak Polish, an elephant who can speak Polish, and Reese Witherspoon.Plus, Stacey wishes she was a trapeze, Harry pitches #MeanManAugust, and we both consider what could have been if only we were vets who knew polish.Don't forget to subscribe to Poster Boys, and leave us a comment and rating!Get in touch with us at posterboyspod@gmail.com Follow Poster Boys onInstagram @posterboyspodTikTok @posterboyspodYouTube @posterboyspod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Gird your loins, deck your halls, and jingle your bells: it's the Poster Boys Christmas Spectacular! After a few weeks of well-deserved (and honestly accidental) break, Harry and Stacey are back in action to reflect on the year that was, reflect on the year that is to come, spread Christmas cheer, and speculate wildly on the Grinch's ovarian situation.Don't forget to subscribe to Poster Boys, and leave us a comment and rating!Get in touch with us at posterboyspod@gmail.com Follow Poster Boys onInstagram @posterboyspodTikTok @posterboyspodYouTube @posterboyspod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's the proudest day of any parent's life: their only daughter, aged 18, marries a weird pale man, aged 100+, whose entire family may or may not be dating each other, and whisks her away to a private island, only to return two weeks later, no longer a virgin, somehow eight months pregnant, and looking hollowed like a Halloween pumpkin. Wow, love really does win ❤️Plus, Harry mistrusts teens and what mischief they may be up to, Stacey wishes her apartment was haunted, and no one can tell any of these depressed single werewolves apart.Don't forget to subscribe to Poster Boys, and leave us a comment and rating!Get in touch with us at posterboyspod@gmail.com Follow Poster Boys onInstagram @posterboyspodTikTok @posterboyspodYouTube @posterboyspod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We have one more bonus cut for time episode until we return to our regularly scheduled Robert Pattison-based programming! Key points of discussion include: how tall is Robert Pattinson? What awards did Twilight win? Does Stacey have to shop in the dolls section? And so much more...Don't forget to subscribe to Poster Boys, and leave us a comment and rating!Get in touch with us at posterboyspod@gmail.com Follow Poster Boys onInstagram @posterboyspodTikTok @posterboyspodYouTube @posterboyspod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

So far, our experience with the Twilight films has... not been great. Maybe Eclipse is where it all changes! You have Bryce Dallas Howard leading an army of twinks, all made out of porcelain, the reveal that Jasper was in fact a Confederate soldier, and Robert Pattinson looking more and more fed up with these films by the day. Our hopes may not be high, but they are not yet dead.Plus, we try to work out the mechanics of vampire coitus (does it shrivel up and drop off like a lizard's tail?)Don't forget to subscribe to Poster Boys, and leave us a comment and rating!Get in touch with us at posterboyspod@gmail.com Follow Poster Boys onInstagram @posterboyspodTikTok @posterboyspodYouTube @posterboyspod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, in honour of Harry being on a job and not having time to record and edit an episode, we present to you a special bonus episode containing everything that was Too Good and/or Too Off Topic to be included in Episodes 1-5. We have pre-episode recording tidbits! We have David Attenborough impressions! We have large quantities of uncooked chicken lying on the street! Listen to find out more...Don't forget to subscribe to Poster Boys, and leave us a comment and rating!Get in touch with us at posterboyspod@gmail.com Follow Poster Boys onInstagram @posterboyspodTikTok @posterboyspodYouTube @posterboyspod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tragedy brings people together. By extension, national tragedy should bring a whole bunch of people together, right? In Remember Me, Robert Pattinson both stars in and executive produces a decent romantic drama right up until the point where it becomes potentially the most poor-taste film this side of John Waters. But damn, if he doesn't look good doing it.Plus, Stacey gets emotional despite herself, Harry wonders what the point of this film even is, and we campaign for bigger desks for legal secretaries.Don't forget to subscribe to Poster Boys, and leave us a comment and rating!Get in touch with us at posterboyspod@gmail.com Follow Poster Boys onInstagram @posterboyspodTikTok @posterboyspodYouTube @posterboyspod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The only thing worse than watching a terrible film is being forced to watch a terrible film because you are recording a podcast about Robert Pattinson and Robert Pattinson happens to be in a terrible film. The only thing worse than that would be if Robert Pattinson was only in the film for about 30 seconds and never seen in full lighting. The only thing worse than that would be if the terrible film was actually an anthology of five terrible short films. But that would never happen, right?Plus, Stacey is fed up with Octavia Spencer and Harry yearns for his phone.Don't forget to subscribe to Poster Boys, and leave us a comment and rating!Get in touch with us at posterboyspod@gmail.com Follow Poster Boys onInstagram @posterboyspodTikTok @posterboyspodYouTube @posterboyspod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

After the tragedy of miscasting that was Little Ashes, Harry and Stacey decide to pitch their own dream biopics for Robert Pattinson to star in, in case his team is listening. And if Zendaya's team, Janet Jackson's team, or Channing Tatum's team are also listening, we have potential roles for them as well.Don't forget to subscribe to Poster Boys, and leave us a comment and rating!Get in touch with us at posterboyspod@gmail.com Follow Poster Boys onInstagram @posterboyspodTikTok @posterboyspodYouTube @posterboyspod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to Conversation Corner. Come in, take a seat (on the bed, we don't have chairs here), and get comfortable (unless you want back support because, again, this is actually just a bed). This is a place where everything can be discussed, and anything could happen. Maybe you have a conversation with your vampire boyfriend. Maybe you have a conversation with your werewolf boyfriend. Maybe you accidentally touch your podcast co-host's knee and you don't know how to feel about it. Anything goes! Except for intimate relations outside of the bonds of marriage, obviously.Plus, Stacey thanks Grandmother Moon, Harry does not want to live forever, and Bella Swan runs for public office.Don't forget to subscribe to Poster Boys, and leave us a comment and rating!Get in touch with us at posterboyspod@gmail.com Follow Poster Boys onInstagram @posterboyspodTikTok @posterboyspodYouTube @posterboyspod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What pleasures await Harry and Stacey this week, as they continue their journey into the rich world of the Twilight Saga (and it is a saga, never forget that!)? If the online synopsis is to be believed, this entire two hour film is just Bella Swan having a birthday party, which sounds really nice! Surely, this 18 year old who is dating a vampire literally 100 years older than her won't enter a full existential spiral about the fact that she has grown one single solitary year older? Right? Right?Plus, Harry and Stacey try to work out what Bella is missing her life (hint: it's therapy and/or female friendship), get into multiple arguments about what does or does not constitute a metaphor, and after a certain point just keep talking, well after they could have already ended the episode. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Salvador Dalí was a lot of things: he was an artist, a writer, an eccentric, a philanderer. He was also apparently (possibly) involved in a love triangle with Federico García Lorca (does it count as a love triangle if there are two men in love and one of them just has a beard?). Why, that sounds like it could be the makings of a fascinating film! Emphasis on "could"...Plus, Harry and Stacey continue their campaign for an EGOT.Don't forget to subscribe to Poster Boys, and leave us a comment and rating!Get in touch with us at posterboyspod@gmail.com Follow Poster Boys on Instagram @posterboyspod and TikTok @posterboyspod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Twilight Original Soundtrack is an indelible cultural artefact second in importance only to the film itself. In this bonus episode, we conduct a thorough (and academically rigorous!) analysis of this landmark album. We compare the relative loads shouldered by Hayley Williams and Matt Bellamy, think fondly on our memories of Linkin Park, and talk about all the Truffaut films we have seen (which is none).Don't forget to subscribe to Poster Boys, and leave us a comment and rating!Get in touch with us at posterboyspod@gmail.com Follow Poster Boys on Instagram @posterboyspod and TikTok @posterboyspod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Great cinema references great cinema. Great art draws on great art. As we embark on the final half of the cinema classic Twilight a realisation dawns on us... the lines between worlds are very thin... and there is little difference between the sensual vampire that is Edward Cullen, the black void of personality that is Bella Swan, and the groovin' and dancin' duo that is Ryan and Chad, most notably of High School Musical 2.Plus, Stacey is incredibly underwhelmed by cinema's most iconic sports scene, Harry simps for Rosalie, and we spice things up with a bit of roleplay.Don't forget to subscribe to Poster Boys, and leave us a comment and rating!Get in touch with us at posterboyspod@gmail.com Follow Poster Boys on Instagram @posterboyspod and TikTok @posterboyspod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's here. The day has finally come... Stacey, the last person on Stephanie Meyer's green earth to have never seen Robert Pattinson's star turn as Edward Cullen in the 2008 motion picture Twilight, has now begun the journey that every young woman must. And let me tell you, she is... whelmed.Plus, Stacey fixates on a Golden Onion, Harry tries out a new character voice (he has the range!), and we yet again find ourselves surrounded by bad wigs.Don't forget to subscribe to Poster Boys, and leave us a comment and rating!Get in touch with us at posterboyspod@gmail.com Follow Poster Boys on Instagram @posterboyspod and TikTok @posterboyspod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this special bonus episode, Harry and Stacey look back on the journey so far and workshop some ideas on how to rebrand the podcast if things go south.Don't forget to subscribe to Poster Boys, and leave us a comment and rating!Get in touch with us at posterboyspod@gmail.com Follow Poster Boys on Instagram @posterboyspod and TikTok @posterboyspod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We come into How To Be expecting so many different things. It's Robert Pattinson first true leading role! What will we learn how to be? How to be a better person? How to be a worse person? It's unclear!Plus, Stacey decides what her own gravestone will say, and Harry feels his soul drain out of his body over the course of two hours.Don't forget to subscribe to Poster Boys, and leave us a comment and rating!Get in touch with us at posterboyspod@gmail.com Follow Poster Boys on Instagram @posterboyspod and TikTok @posterboyspod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Motherhood is a wonderful thing, but it can be so thankless sometimes, so it's understandable that hardworking Karen, the "pillar of her family" (of three people) wants to take a well-deserved holiday to Paris. But first she has to get a passport, tell her family she's going, find out that her mum has dementia, find out that she's adopted, find out that her teen daughter is pregnant, drink too much, get asked if she has an eating disorder, hook up with her boss, hook up with her ex, and let everyone know how much she resents them. Will she ever make it to Paris? It's inconclusive.Plus, Harry and Stacey are entranced by Robert Pattinson's series of thin scarves, compare being a parent to hosting a podcast, and try to work out why Catherine Tate agreed to do this film.Don't forget to subscribe to Poster Boys, and leave us a comment and rating!Get in touch with us at posterboyspod@gmail.com Follow Poster Boys on Instagram @posterboyspod and TikTok @posterboyspod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The 1940s were a simpler time (particularly if you ignored the war that was going on). It was a time when a man could be a man, when you could chain-smoke in hospitals, and when wounded RAF pilots were allowed (nay, encouraged!) to send wildly horny letters to their aunts. All in all, Robert Pattinson's first leading role is definitely one that he is incredibly proud of and fondly thinks about all the time.Plus, Harry and Stacey drink moscato, debate the merits of the Scary Movie franchise, and keep accidentally coming up with ideas for films that are better than the one they are actively watching.Don't forget to subscribe to Poster Boys, and leave us a comment and rating!Get in touch with us at posterboyspod@gmail.com Follow Poster Boys on Instagram @posterboyspod and TikTok @posterboyspod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Voldemort has waited 13 years for this moment, and he's not going to waste it. His skin? Glowing. Cedric Diggory? Murdered. His acrylics? Applied (hands AND feet!) Now all that's left is for him to take his revenge on Harry Potter and he'll be ready to film his Drag Race audition tape.Plus, Harry does some hungover micro-influencing, Stacey is scared to death by her own fiancé, and Dumbledore shows that he does not know how to relate to children.Don't forget to subscribe to Poster Boys, and leave us a comment and rating!Get in touch with us at posterboyspod@gmail.com Follow Poster Boys on Instagram @posterboyspod and TikTok @posterboyspod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In his second credited film role, Robert Pattinson dons a wizard's robe, ditches the mullet and finally begins his transformation into a bona fide poster boy! Sure, Cedric Diggory gets about as many lines as Giselher did, but at least there are fewer people telling him to shut up in every scene.Plus, Stacey gets to learn all about the wizarding world, Harry gets to learn about how messed-up owl legs look, and everyone gets to learn about the menstrual cycle of dragons.Don't forget to subscribe to Poster Boys, and leave us a comment and rating!Follow Poster Boys on Instagram @posterboyspod and TikTok @posterboyspod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Between fighting every eligible bachelor in Iceland, planning the world's grimmest joint wedding, and bragging about her magic belt, Queen Brunhild still has time to set up a hair salon in a castle of approximately three people, all of whom hate her. Who says women can't have it all? (She also does nails!)Plus, Robert Pattinson's character gets a name and one single line of dialogue.Don't forget to subscribe to Poster Boys, and leave us a comment and rating!Follow Poster Boys on Instagram @posterboyspod and TikTok @posterboyspod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

An incredible debut for both the podcast and Robert Pattinson's film career: Robert Pattinson has terrible hair and gets trashed-talked by his own pet bird, and Stacey finds out that Robert Pattinson isn't American (but she can spell the word "nibelung", so that's something!)Plus, an innocent dragon gets murdered by the world's most smooth-chested man.Don't forget to subscribe to Poster Boys, and leave us a comment and rating!Follow Poster Boys on Instagram @posterboyspod and TikTok @posterboyspod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Harry and Stacey are white millennials with arts degrees, so they are as surprised as anyone that it's taken them this long to start a podcast.Starting Wednesday March 27th, join them as they watch every single film that Robert Pattinson has ever appeared in, regardless of quality, availability, or if his character has any lines.Don't forget to subscribe to Poster Boys, and leave us a comment and rating!Follow Poster Boys on Instagram @posterboyspod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.