Schitt List

Well Frans, it's the end of an era as we've reached the end of our journey together. In this FINALE episode of Schitt List Podcast, Katie and Stephanie will determine their ultimate "Simply the Best" episode of Schitt's Creek, as they score the seasons' winners and reminisce over the last 2.5 years of this incredible journey with you. We hope you enjoy this final episode, and are so appreciative of your support. CAW CAW!

Well frans, we are counting on YOU to decide our fate for one final time as we duke it out for Simply the Best of Season 6! Katie defends her choice, episode 06.05 The Premiere against Stephanie's pick, episode 06.07 Moira Rosé. Your votes decide the winner, so listen to our lively debate and vote this week on our final head to head!

Bonus Episode: Sponsor Ad Spectaculár! Hello and Happy New Year bébés! As a celebration for unpacking the entire series run of Schitt's Creek, this week we present you with a very long but very silly montage of all of our sponsor ads throughout the Schitt List saga. Please enjoy reminiscing over some of our most iconic weekly sponsors, and be sure to tune in next week for the Season 6 Simply the Best Debate! Full List of our Beloved Weekly Sponsors Season 1 1.01 - Schitt's Creek Motel 1.02 - Ray Butani Real Deal Real Estate 1.03 - Brebner's Grocery 1.04 - Wayne's Thrift Shop 1.05 - Cafe Tropical 1.06 - Herb Ertlinger Winery 1.07 - Janine's Spa 1.08- Allez Vous Cosmetics 1.09 - Ted Mullens Veterinary Clinic 1.10 - Schitt's Creek General Store 1.11 - Schitt's Creek Town Council 1.12 - Pat's Bakery 1.13 - Roberts Family Shelving Season 2 2.01 - Miriam's Amish Butter 2.02 - Johnny Rose TBD LLC 2.03 - Jazzagals 2.04 - Blouse Barn 2.05 - Bob's Garage 2.06 - Ray Butani Podcast 2.07 - The Wobbly Elm 2.08 - Jocelyn Schitt for Town Council 2.09 - Avid Trust Bank 2.10 - The Women's Business Association 2.11 - Moira Rose for Town Council 2.12 - Blouse Barn Australia 2.13 - Jake's Wood Shop Season 3 3.01 - Cal's Antivirus 3.02 - Elmdale Chronicle 3.03 - Bainbridge Auto 3.04 - Elmdale Vehicle Department 3.05 - Dr. Miguel: Animal, Lover. 3.06 - Elmglen Golf Club 3.07 - Ivan's Muffins and Baked Goods 3.08 - Ray Butani Business Licensing 3.09 - Regional Association of Municipalities Conference (RAMC) 3.10 - Sebastien Raine Photography 3.11 - Moira Rose Playhouse in Pasadena 3.12 - Rose Apothecary 3.13 - Little Towns Big Voices Festival Season 4 4.01 - Lawrence's Funeral Home 4.02 - Elmdale College 4.03 - Asbestos Fest 4.04 - Rose Chauffeur and Valet Services 4.05 - Warner Farms Artisanal Cheese 4.06 - Rosebud Motel 4.07 - Rose Video 4.08 - Crystal Elms Resort and Spa 4.09 - Alexis Rose Communications 4.10- M.A.D.L.Y. 4.11 - Elmdale County Court of Justice 4.12 - Single's Week 4.13 - Ray Butani Christmas Trees Season 5 5.01 - Major Lady Magazine 5.02 - Elmdale County Police 5.03 - Emir Kaplan Travel Vlog "The Road Less Traveled" 5.04 - Elm Valley Botanical Garden 5.05 - Ron and Linda Couple's Massage 5.06 - Elmdale Casino 5.07 - Zumba ZumBill 5.08 - Ronnie's Tiles and Floors 5.09 - Schitt's Creek Co-Ed Sports League 5.10 - Wendy's Marketplace 5.11 - Annual Soap Expo 5.12 - Charles Darwin Research Center 5.13 - Tarot by Twyla 5.15 - Season 6 6.01 - Elmbridge Manor 6.02 - Interflix 6.03 - Larry Air 6.04 - Tuxedo Tailors 6.05 - The Crows Have Eyes 3: The Crowening 6.06 - Morning Live with Barb and Lizzie 6.07 - Elevation 6.08 - Rosebud Motel Group 6.09 - Bazongas Gentlemen's Club 6.10 - Penelope's Catering 6.11 - Elmdale Escapes 6.12 - Advantage Capital Association 6.13 - Twyla's Cafe Tropical 6.14 - Ray Butani Wedding Videography Thanks again to all our sponsors!

Ep. 6.14: Happy Ending. Well frans, we've reached the end of the creek, and this bittersweet episode has us feeling all the feels as David and Patrick celebrate their wedding day....but not without a few hiccups first. Katie and Step talk all things weddings, play keep or toss with a few of the boys' personal wedding details, and bid farewell to Schitt's Creek in this happy ending of an episode.

Ep. 6.13: Start Spreading the News. Merry Christmas Eve everyone, and welcome to the penultimate episode of Schitt List! (Well, at least of our regular format episodes.) In this episode the gals do an etymology search to find out just what exactly makes this episode "penultimate," and talk about the almost-good bye that we are all approaching. Katie and Steph talk about their own big moves as the family makes plans to head out of Schitt's Creek, mourn one last time over Moira's return to the Hollywood life and Sunrise Bay, and rejoice over the big growth that the Rose children have made over these last six seasons. We've all got something to celebrate as we near the end of Schitt's Creek and The Schitt List, so grab a pizza (or two) and some CHAMPAGNE, and settle into your Christmas jammies to listen to this week's episode!

Ep. 6.12: The Pitch. It's a big week for the Schitt and the Rose families, as the fate of their entire lives lies in the hands of Johnny, Roland, and Stevie and their trip to The Big Red Delicious. The gals are on edge this week as they await the big news and fret over what's going to happen with David and Patrick. Suit up an settle in as we find out if Advantage Capital will say deal or no deal to Rosebud Motel Group!

Ep. 6.11: The Bachelor Party. It's an inescapable episode this week, as the Rose family tackles Elmdale's finest and only escape room. The gals discuss their own ability to escape, and Steph proves that she'll be the strongest link when it comes to riddle-solving. And Katie will be there at the very end to suggest the most important step, "Try it in the door!" It's a team effort, after all.

Ep. 6.10: Sunrise, Sunset. This week it's the elder Roses who need a little uplifting, and the kids are all on hand to help their parents through some trying time. Alexis helps Moira find her value and avoid a sell-out, while David and Stevie help put Johnny's money woes to ease. This week the gals talk about selling organs on the black market and hypothesize about what their bizarre deaths would be on a soap opera...things are getting a little dark as the sun sets, but rest assured, it will rise again.

Ep. 6.09: Rebound. We're all on the rebound with Alexis this week, as she vies for the only rose on an episode of Golden Bachelor. Steph and Katie discuss petty vandalism and how Steph's never been in trouble in her life, talk about sleezy salesman, and treat you to a private jazz session. So skippity-pap and bippity-boop, frans, we're nearing the end of season 6!

Ep. 6.08: The Presidential Suite. It's time to cast your ballots for who does the best impression of JFK - Johnny, Roland or Katie! This week the gals discuss mixing business with pleasure, ward off their seasonal depression with a hint of sun-kissed spray tan, and commiserate over the only episode of Schitt's Creek to leave us desperately heartbroken. Grab your tissues!

Ep. 6.07: Moira Rosè. Smell those tannins and taste the groundfruit this week as David and Moira go on a wine tasting rampage, trying to find a decent blend for Herb Ertlinger's newest wine collab. Alexis has the townie ladies elevating towards an unknown gateway while Johnny and Patrick unexpectedly bond over some regular-crust 'za. The gals discuss workout clothing preferences, defunct fitness equipment trends, and relive their visit to the infamous Herb Ertlinger Winery!

Ep. 6.06: The Wingman. It's date night 3 ways this week ala Skype, the Wobbly Elm, and Jake's Magical Massage Circle Party, so pick your poison on this spooky and special Halloween episode of Schitt List! The gals are back after a 3 week hiatus and are ready to forge through to the bittersweet end of Season 6, so grab yourself a whiskey or whatever, and saddle up!

Ep. 6.05: The Premiere. Moira Rose is finally getting her spotlight, as the town of Schitt's Creek celebrates the premiere of The Crows Have Eyes 3: The Crowening! This week the gals discuss their fantasies of attending a red carpet event, Uber Driver ratings, and the physics of wisdom teeth. Top it all off with bookend surprises beginning and end, and it's an episode you surely won't want to miss!

Ep. 6.04: Maid of Honour. It's say yes to the dress, tuxedo style this week, as the youngsters head out in search of the perfect wedding get-up for Patrick, and Alexis tries not-s- subtly to assume the Maid of Honor role after it's already been given to Stevie. Meanwhile Johnny and Roland scope out their new big purchase, while Moira shows her Crows trailer to her throngs of fans around town. Wedding bells are ringing all season, and this week the gals discuss maid of honor duties, bachelorette parties, and Steph's own over-achievement in wedding planning, with 200+ days to go until her own. Slap on those cummerbunds and top hats and settle in!

Ep. 6.03: The Job Interview. Get your fly on this week, because Stevie and David are competing to see who would make a better flight attendant for a questionable new airline, while Johnny and Roland fly around trying to secure funding for the motel franchise expansion. Alexis and Ted give cyber dating a try, and things get turtley romantic. The gals discuss their thoughts on whether reptilian pets make, and rank the best and worst airlines!

Ep. 6.02: The Incident. Whip out the rubber sheets and your funeral blacks this week, as David's juiced up excitement causes a night time accident, while Johnny/Stevie/Roland accidentally turn a funeral into an episode of House Hunters: Motel Edition. Moira also learns the ins and outs of social media, thanks to her new hashtag Frans. The gals discuss bed-wetting statistics and whether it's good to know all of your partner's deep dark secrets.

Ep. 6.01: Smoke Signals. Is somebody vaping, or is that just the smell of the Season 6 premiere? This week Moira reaches a crossroads in her career, and ponders this decision as she and Johnny take a trip to the elusive Schitt's Creek where Johnny gets flagged for indecent exposure. Wedding planning is in full force as Patrick, David, Stevie, and a bothered Alexis check out a venue which seems too good to be true. The gals share their thoughts on skinny dipping, small lizards, and wedding expenses...speaking of which, be sure to tune in for some exciting matrimonial news!

It's a very special episode this week as we return for our sixth and final season! Come on a journey with us as we head to Schitt's Creek itself! We ventured east to Canada this summer, and we're so excited to share all of the details of our Canadian pilgramage with you in this special bonus episode of Schitt List.

Ep 5.15: Simply the Best of Season 5. The gals go head to head defending their "Simply the Best" picks for Season 5. It's episode 5.11 "Meet the Parents" vs. 5.14 "Life is a Cabaret". It's time to vote, so are you ready? Let's do it!

Ep. 5.14: Life is a Cabaret. It's the season finale of a very broadway-centric season, and it's opening night of Cabaret! The gals are diving deep into the history of Cabaret, breaking down Stevie and David's friendship, and Steph makes an important declaration. Maybe this time, she'll win!

Ep. 5.13: The Hike. A non-emergency medical emergency, an eerily-specific psychic experience, a romantic engagement round out the trifecta of emotional events in this week's episode. The gals discuss their own mystical beliefs, talk medical scares, and we hear about someone's lazy bowel. Hold the cheese, this episode's a doozy.

Ep. 5.12: The Roast. BOOM, Roasted. Johnny tries to prove his comedic talents, while Ted and Alexis face a tough relationship hurdle. This week the gals talk all scary things in Florida, and we don't just mean politics, muse over graphic design and the importance of font selection, and have a little roast of their own!

Ep. 5.11: Meet the Parents. It's a high-stakes episode this week as Patrick faces the tough task of coming out to his parents. The gals dive deep into this emotional roller coaster of an episode, and also find themselves once again talking about feet pics. How does this topic keep coming up? Stay in it for the long haul to hear Clint and Marci's reaction and a surprise of our own!

Ep. 5.10: Roadkill. It's a fever-dream-Texas-Chainsaw-Massacre of an episode, and the gals are back to break it all down. Once again we discuss the very uplifting topic of after-life plans, tsk-tsk public sex, and find ourselves yet again pondering body milk recipes...or 100% Gel Moist Liquid. What IS that?!

Ep. 5.09: The M.V.P. It's the finale of the baseball, and we're ready to name our V.I.P. Katie and Steph are back for an in-person episode this week, and we're talking all things baseball (and associated food), and stretching our improv acting muscles. So grab your favorite concessions and reserve your seat in the bleachers for this home run of an episode.

Ep. 5.08: The Hospies. Are you ready? It's the last day of auditions for Cabaret, and Alexis dazzles at her audition with her one-hit wonder, A Little Bit Alexis. The gals discuss the value of a good public bathroom, weigh in on the break up between Stevie and Emir, and Steph gives her acceptance speech for her unofficial best new podcast award. Let's do it!

Ep. 5.07: A Whisper of Desire. Shh! Do you hear that? It's a new episode of Schitt List! This week Johnny is feeling hot under the collar when Ted's mom comes to town, and David is stranded with babysitting Roland Jr at the store. At town hall, Jocelyn is kick-starting auditions for 'Cabaret', but Moira has a few directorial notes to give. The gals discuss organic foods, touchy feely acquaintances, and question why exactly was Gwen wearing a rubber dress when she cut those power lines...

Ep. 5.06: Rock On! Onward and upwards dear frans! This week the Jazzagals head out on a girls' night and Patrick heads out on a date night, while Johnny deals with an awkward workplace situation. Katie and Steph reminisce on movie days at school, discuss gambling strategies, and once again find themselves talking about dirty photos. Rock on with us!

Ep. 5.05: Housewarming. Slip into your coziest house coat and slippers, and get ready to spin the bottle as things get rowdy at Patrick's first (and maybe last) house-warming party! Back at the motel, Johnny tries to turn back time and prove that he could be a hands on parent while babysitting Roland Junior as Moira watches from the sidelines. The gals discuss party games, massages, and jello shots!

Ep. 5.04: The Dress. Grab your favorite car snacks and settle in for this week's episode, as Johnny tries to tackle some motel repairs by himself, and Stevie abducts David for a perverted excursion. This week the gals discuss expensive home repairs, take out mortgages to afford some luxury couture, and dive into the important topics of snacks, karaoke, and smoke breaks.

Ep. 5.03: The Plant. Bonjour and Voulez-Vous this week, as the motel staff hustle to impress a motel critic, setting up Stevie as a plant to influence a good review. David and Patrick go house hunting, but there's some confusion about who will be moving in, and whether there will be a door to the bathroom, and Jocelyn feels left of out the Jazzagals. Steph and Katie discuss kiflas, KIDZ BOP-ified song lyrics, and let out a few frustrations with each other that have been bottling up!

Ep. 5.02: Love Letters. Drama galore this week, as Moira tries to track down Johnny's secret admirer, and the Apothecary gets robbed...kind of. This week the gals talk past relationships, share some nostalgia over heart-shaped lockets, and discuss kinky collections and all things possible through the internet. And stay for the end to hear Steph share some sincere letters from her own past!

Ep. 5.01: The Crowening. Listen to me all! The crows and Roses are back for season 5! This season starts of with a bang as Moira finds herself feathered up in the hills of Bosnia with a less than enthusiastic film director on the set of her new acting gig. Back in Schitt's Creek, Johnny is missing Moira badly while David and Alexis take to the trees to compete for most electrifying relationship. The gals discuss being afraid of heights, relationship quizzes, debate the legitimacy of cream of mushroom soup as a soup, and announce the winner of Simply the Best Season 4!

Season 4: Head-to-Head Debate. It's Moira's favorite season, and the gals are duking it out for their very own award! It's the Season 4 debate for "Simply the Best", and this season it's Stephanie and Episode 4.06 "Open Mic Night" up against Katie and Episode 4.12 "Singles Week." Who will take home that golden microphone this season? Listen with your hearts and your parts, because your votes will decide!

Ep. 4.13: Merry Christmas, Johnny Rose. It's the Season 4 finale which turns into a Ho-Ho-Horrible time for Johnny as he struggles with his ghost of Christmas Parties Past and tries to create new holiday memories with the family in Schitt's Creek. Will everyone rally enough holiday spirit to make his Christmas wish come true, or will it be a silent night for Johnny and some day-old meatloaf? The gals discuss holiday traditions, mood boards, and surge prices on Christmas trees!

Ep. 4.12: Singles Week. The motel is booked and the town is buzzing with eager singles this week, as Moira and Alexis co-chair the kick-off to Singles Week! David is faced with big revelations from Patrick and Ted, and Roland runs errands without a phone while Jocelyn goes into labor! The gals discuss guess each other's Sex and the City characters, share "I love you" stories, and a big announcement is made!

Ep. 4.11: The Rollout. Hear ye, hear ye! This week's episode features a legal showdown as Jocelyn and Moira (unsuccessfully) audition to win a seat in the jury box. A mystery allergen wreaks chaos at the motel, leaving Stevie and David feeling very rashy, and Alexis finally confronts her feelings about Ted. The gals discuss jury duty, allergies, and ponder what exactly is the recipe for homemade artisanal moisturizer?

Ep. 4.10: Baby Sprinkle. Make yourself a soft cheese board, or maybe a branzino, and settle in for this week's episode. The gals are together in person this week celebrating the new year and talking baby showers, matchmaking, and horrible people. AND listen for details for our first ever giveaway!

Ep. 4.09: The Olive Branch. It's the Advent Season, and there's no better way to celebrate than with a plethora of "I'm Sorry" gifts from Patrick to David. Alexis makes strides in her career, launching her own business and taking on her first project thanks to her persuasive and humble mother. Katie and Steph give their elevator pitches for life, dish on gifts that didn't quite make the mark, and get vulnerable along side David as he serenades Patrick to our anthem song of the show, "The Best."

Ep. 4.08: The Jazzaguy. This week things get jazzy as Johnny adds his baritone vocals to Moira's Jazzagals group, which doesn't sit well with the former soap-opera star. Stevie drags David out of his cave of depression and into a love nest at a nearby hotel, and Alexis tries her hand at online dating. The gals discuss free upgrades, vocal warmups, and men taking profile pics in their bathrooms. Join us puh-leeeaasssee, you won't im-po-ho-ho-hose!

Ep. 4.07: The Barbecue. When the bow breaks, the cradle will fall....and down will come everyone, as Patrick drops a bombshell on David, and Alexis realizes that Ted's not thinking about her as much as she'd hoped. The barbecue turns into an epic disaster this week, and the gals dive into their own barbecue skills, talk first time meeting the parents of their significant others, and Katie jumps on a steak-cooking soap box. Grab a slider...or two...and some potato salad...and a smattering of other sides...and settle in!

Ep. 4.06: Open Mic. We're mid-way through the season, and things are really steaming up as the gals gush over the thought of Noah Reid in a solo fringe vest. Katie and Steph discuss second hand embarrassment by way of open mic nights and failed comedy routines, and talk gender reveal details for possible future babies. And stay 'til the end for a special announcement from Steph!

Ep. 4.05: RIP Moira Rose. Grab some cheese and settle in for this week's episode as the gals dish over some familiar topics, death and food! The gals drool over chicken and waffles, charcuterie, and the latest butter board trend. We're also talking Godfathers - in real life and the movie...it's an episode you can't refuse!

Ep. 4.04: Girls' Night. We're back after a few weeks off and ready to plunge in to this week's episode! The gals talk Sandra Bullock flicks, effective sales strategies and aesthetics, and Katie torments over not choosing this episode as her Simply the Best for this season. And we hope you're ready to be assaulted by plungers next to your produce. INCORRECT.

Ep. 4.03: Asbestos Fest. Shield your lungs and keep a close watch on your facial cleansers, because this week the town is fighting back against asbestos and teenage shoplifters! Moira causes Jocelyn a world of headache as her headliner for the annual Asbestos Fest, and realizes her acting days may be behind her. Johnny and Stevie hire a new employee at the motel, and Alexis helps David and Patrick confront some loitering teens who may be stealing from them! The gals take a mini-deep dive into The Patty Hearst story, ponder what exactly asbestos is, and treat the audience to a special impromptu performance of "The Number."

Ep. 4.02: Pregnancy Test. Ew! Johnny finds a positive pregnancy test in the kid's bathroom, Alexis tours a less than impressive Elmdale College campus, and David and Patrick spend some alone time at Stevie's apartment, which results in a surprise revelation! The gals dive deep into prophylactics, college campus experiences, and rant on the cost of daycare, despite the fact that neither one of them has children.

Ep. 4.01: Dead Guy in Room 4. Welcome back to Schitt List as we dive headfirst into Season 4, which kicks off with a bang as a dead body quickly spoils the Roses' good mood from the end of Season 3. As Johnny and Stevie scramble to deal with their deceased guest, David and Patrick try to discuss the next steps in their romantic relationship which results in some miscommunication. The gals discuss first kisses, oily braids, and reveal the winner of Simply The Best Season 3!

Season 3: Head-to-Head Debate. The gals go head to head defending their "Simply the Best" picks for the season, debating in 5 categories. It's episode 3.07 "The General Store" vs. 3.13 "Grad Night". Who will take home the mirror ball trophy? Oh wait, that's a different show...

Ep. 3.13: Grad Night. The gals dust off their high school diplomas and mortar boards for the Season 3 Finale! This week the Rose Family is in celebration mode as Johnny and Stevie sell out the motel for the night, Alexis graduates high school, and David goes out on a very special birthday date! Katie and Steph discuss cake fails, restaurant dress codes, and a special announcement is made!

Ep. 3.12: Friends & Family. Exciting news all around this week as Alexis "aces" her exams, Johnny revisits the life-sized ghosts of his former family, and Patrick and David open the store, softly. The gals discuss Groupon deals, family portraits, and unpack the conspiracy surrounding how the hell Johnny could possibly fit that giant painting through the motel door!

Ep. 3.11: Stop Saying Lice! Tune in for another head-scratchingly fun episode as Ted cozies up with Alexis's scalp and David cozies up with Stevie and some hard boiled eggs. In town, Moira begrudgingly lets Johnny dedicate a rose garden in her name, minus the roses. The gals discuss slumber parties, head massages and school lice checks!