Stuck In Traffic

This one is all about alliteration, with BBB Big Boned Ben's Big Bald Boner. Send us your B alliteration and we will add to it. We also talk to the world's happiest couple.

Sam and Eli talk about St. Paddy's day, going to Ireland with Grandma, buying nerf guns for a 30 year old party. We also drink Jameson Black Barrel.

Samuel and Eli talk about weddings, the new batman movie, along with Samuel's new activity stand-up. They also try Brouwerij West which is a West Coast IPA. Thanks for listening and sharing.

Sam and Ash are the only two here. They talk about fun Zoom would you rather, and find dirty jokes that the internet has to offer. This one is a short one and it ends fast. Stupid Covid making it hard to feel motivated to put stuff together. Enjoy this random pod.

The start of California shut down and the stay at home order. How it’s weird to now sneeze in public. What happens if animals really hate us. Why the ring of heart is the worst one ring to have out of the planeteirs. What is the animal of your soul, not the animal you want to be but the animal that best represents you. Living in LA has too many that are into weird crystals, numbers, and where the moon is in the sky. Derrick talks about where he is where he is with the break up, it’s been 6 month period. How hard it is being productive durning the lock down. Bushmills Irish Whiskey-very traditional Irish whiskey good flavors, sweet whisky, great on the rocks just a little on the expensive side One out of Five (5 being the best) Derrick - 4 Samuel -4 Ashley - 3

Samuel sits down with Jermey Scharf; actor, skateboarder, and one of the founders of Ten Minute Play. They dive into all things skateboarding, why he has his head on Instagram, where to skate in LA, and is going to school for something in the arts worth it. After Jermey is kick out of the studio an LA apple farmer sits down to talk about why his apples are so good, where the hell he lives and much more. Ten Minute Play: 2020, March 27th starting at 7:00pm at 4000 W Burbank Blvd, Los Angeles CA, the place is called the Tomb. Be sure to check out www.stuckintrafficpodcast.com, make sure to like us and leave a review. You can write to Samuel on Samuel_P_Cooksey on Instagram, or the podcasts Instagram at samuelcookseyproject we would love to hear from you. If you want us to try your drink go to the website and shoot Samuel an email. The Samuel Cooksey Project is a story telling podcast where people talk about things that happened to them or just crazy observation that they see. They always try a new drink and rate it with a 1-5 rating systems. 1 being the worst, 5 being the best. Thank you for listening to The Samuel Cooksey Project!

Samuel and Eli are off to Bakersfield to leave all of Chirs's lights on. As Chirs talks more he turns his hat around giving him the power of radio. Chirs is asked to sing a song which he does, Samuel is running to become the new Santa Claus, and Eli is doing great. Eli sits done with Jo Jo Star a work-out mogul who is selling work-out plans to people in the city of Santa Clarita. Ashley and Samuel do the news and here are the news articles they talk aboutA 14 year old girl was kidnapped by three men in California. She met Albert Vasquez age 55 who gave her drugs that made her incapacitated. He then called his two friend 34 Antonio Salvador and 31 Heriberto Avarenga to move her into their vehicle. They drove her to a motel in San Jose where they sexually assaulted her. In the hotel she used Snapchat on her phone to let her friends know she was kidnapped and that she did not know where she was. Her friends used the app to find her location and they called 911. The police arrested all the of men. On January 13th in Sacramento California a mom was pulled over because her teenage girl who was holding up a sign that said “help me she’s not my mom!! Help!!” When pulled over the girl said she made it all up and thought it was a fun thing to do. The chiefs bet the Titans 35 to 24 and the 49ers bet the packers 37 to 20 . Which mean The San Francisco 49ers and the Kansas City Chiefs are going to the super bowl. Feb 2 China is banging plastic bags in major cities at the end of 2020 and all cities and town by 2022. Malaysia has just send back 4,100 ton of plastic waste back to rich countries. Saying they won’t be the rubbish dump of the world

Samuel Cooksey talks to Brian Pribyl about Rogue Spirit's Dead Guy Whisky. And let me tell you if you get a chance to try it you should because it is amazing. You can find it at BevMo or Total Wine. Eli sits down with a famous comedian from Transylvania named Joe Cula. Samuel talks about how great it is about being an adult. Here is the news of this week Volcano in the Philippines Taal blow all the ash 62 miles north to the countries capital Manila now today it started spitting out lava too. Ten of thousand of people are being evacuated. No one knows if there are any deaths. Woman Michelle Carter was denied an early release Massachusetts parole board. She is serving a 15 month sentence for involuntary manslaughter. Wildlife officials dropped thousands of pounds of vegetables for starving animals that are affected by the brushfire in Australia. Joker is leading the Oscar nominations with 11 category. Yusaku Maezawa promised to give away 9 millions to his tweeter followers and he is one of Space X first payed customer. He is also looking for a young woman to take with with him. applicants must be single women aged 20 or over, with a "bright personality" and always positive, have an interest in going to space — and "wish for world peace." The deadline for applications is January 17, with the final decision scheduled to be made by Maezawa at the end of March. Episode brought to you by LAEventBartenders.Com If you need bartenders, mixologist, or waiter you can hire all your event staff with LAEventbartenders.com they have extensive knowledge on events and will be able to help you run an amazingly flawless event.

Join Samuel as Derrick Dubon goes in to deal about being three months into a hard break-up and how he is dealing with that. Samuel talks about how the pod is now the Samuel Cooksey Project, say good bye to stuck in traffic. The is the last pod that is the old format starting with 58 we will do all new format. Big thank you to all of you that has been with us from the beginning and hopefully you like the new Pod.

Samuel Cooksey hangs out with his brother as Samuel tries to tell the one story but keeps getting sidetracked. Samuel has become the option master and will make all of your dreams come true. They also try Our Vodka by Our Los Angeles and give it a very high rating of 4 out of 5. They took this as a straight shoot too no mixers or ice. Samuel -4 Elijah-4 Samuel talks about how he is going to be going to Thailand, Eli talks about how his trip to Thailand went. There is a little rebranding talk so if you have any ideas about what it should be called let Samuel know. Be sure to check out www.stuckintrafficpodcast.com, make sure to like us and leave a review. You can write to Samuel on Samuel_P_Cooksey on Instagram, or the podcasts Instagram at stuckintrafficpodcast we would love to hear from you. If you want us to try your drink go to the website and shoot Samuel an email. Stuck in Traffic Podcast is a story telling podcast where people talk about things that happened to them or just crazy observation that they see. They always try a new drink and rate it with a 1-5 rating systems. 1 being the worst, 5 being the best. Thank you for listening to Stuck in Traffic Podcast!

Samuel takes his mics on the road and ends up in Santa Barbara. In this pod they talk about where the picture in Samuel's wallet comes from, how little brothers should clean their old brothers throw up, and Samuel's long term memory vs his short term memory. If everyone could talk into the mics this would be a great sounding podcast but alas even Eli has a hard time being good at this one thing. The group tries Screwball Peanut Butter Whisky which has peanuts in the whisky. This is a great whisky that is a desert whisky. It's a whiskey that you would sever at the end of a dinner party. It's a great whisky if you are a new drinker and I doubt you would find someone who would not like this whiskey. This is a very high scoring flavored Whiskey. Samuel-5 Eli-5 Liam the Brit-4 Thomas-4 Be sure to check out www.stuckintrafficpodcast.com, make sure to like us and leave a review. You can write to Samuel on Samuel_P_Cooksey on Instagram, or the podcasts Instagram at stuckintrafficpodcast we would love to hear from you. If you want us to try your drink go to the website and shoot Samuel an email. Stuck in Traffic Podcast is a story telling podcast where people talk about things that happened to them or just crazy observation that they see. They always try a new drink and rate it with a 1-5 rating systems. 1 being the worst, 5 being the best. Thank you for listening to Stuck in Traffic Podcast!

In episode 54 Samuel sits down with Ashley and they talk about going to see Hal Sparks and spilling things on to the stage. Ashley went on a hike and saw them shooting AHS. Samuel does a lot of complaining about Los Angeles traffic and how the city makes it hard on the people to use public transportation. He also complains about going to Kaiser and them trying to give him 5,000 flu shots. The two talk about Ashley’s nasty candy choices and Samuel tells a red vines story that is pretty gross. They also try Paddy’s old Irish Whiskey check out their website at https://www.paddywhiskey.com/#1 Samuel gave this whiskey a 4 and Ashley gave this whiskey a 4. This is a great whiskey and if you find it at the store you should pick it up. It’s a great buy! Episode brought to you by LAEventBartenders.Com If you need bartenders, mixologist, or waiter you can hire all your event staff with LAEventbartenders.com they have extensive knowledge on events and will be able to help you run an amazingly flawless event. Be sure to check out www.stuckintrafficpodcast.com, make sure to like us and leave a review. You can write to Samuel on Samuel_P_Cooksey on Instagram, or the podcasts Instagram at stuckintrafficpodcast we would love to hear from you. If you want us to try your drink go to the website and shoot Samuel an email. Stuck in Traffic Podcast is a story telling podcast where people talk about things that happened to them or just crazy observation that they see. They always try a new drink and rate it with a 1-5 rating systems. 1 being the worst, 5 being the best. Thank you for listening to Stuck in Traffic Podcast!

Follow Samuel at a Halloween edition podcast where he talks about two very true scary stories that happened to people he knew, who may or may not be with us anymore. Samuel also talked about great Halloween costumes as a child like super pig and ninja chicken. What the most coveted candy adults take from their kids, children make sure you hide this one. Samuel tries Primrose Gin and gives it a three but if there were decimals he would give it a 3.5. He believes with as much flavor as this Jen has that it would be great in a gin and tonic.He believes with as much flavor as this Gin has that it would be great in a gin and tonic. If you like Gin be sure to pick this one up at the local grocery store. Be sure to check out www.stuckintrafficpodcast.com, make sure to like us and leave a review. You can write to Samuel on Samuel_P_Cooksey on Instagram, or the podcasts Instagram at stuckintrafficpodcast we would love to hear from you. If you want us to try your drink go to the website and shoot Samuel an email. Stuck in Traffic Podcast is a story telling podcast where people talk about things that happened to them or just crazy observation that they see. They always try a new drink and rate it with a 1-5 rating systems. 1 being the worst, 5 being the best. Thank you for listening to Stuck in Traffic Podcast!

This is the second part of episode 51 where Derrick and Samuel talk about the most random stuff. This one they talk about horny goat weed aka the sex pills at the gas station. Then they talk about drugs and how Samuel is too big of a wimp to do drugs. This obviously opens the floor to racism in California and not seeing it in Los Angeles. Then they cap it with C.O.P which is the city of Palmdale lifeguards which is where Samuel met Derrick. Be sure to check out the website www.stuckintrafficpodcast.com for all podcast related stuff. If you want to follow Samuel you can on Instagram at Samuel_P_Cooksey. Be sure to let him know what you like and don't so he can make the pod better. We are always working on the sound quality so if you know how to make it better let us know.

Samuel talks to Derrick about his music, how he had to start over when his computer died. The also talk about sex education, how the dating life has changed so much in LA. Samuel brings up the fact that being high educated makes it harder to start a family. This one is so long that it is broken into two parts. Both try Suntory Whisky, Samuel gives it a 4, Derrick gives it a 3, but he said it is a high 3. Too bad you can not give decimals. Be sure to check out www.stuckintrafficpodcast.com, make sure to like us and leave a review. You can write to Samuel on Samuel_P_Cooksey on Instagram, or the podcasts Instagram at stuckintrafficpodcast we would love to hear from you. If you want us to try your drink go to the website and shoot Samuel an email. Stuck in Traffic Podcast is a story telling podcast where people talk about things that happened to them or just crazy observation that they see. They always try a new drink and rate it with a 1-5 rating systems. 1 being the worst, 5 being the best. Thank you for listening to Stuck in Traffic Podcast!

This is Samuel's first one by himself. He talks about trying to be self motivated, how hard it is to focus at home. Why no one thinks you are working. He goes down a crazy rabbit hole with Da Vinci's painting of the last supper, why stories can make people believe in crazy things, and how Jesus might be from space and how the church is covering it up. Who would you bring with you on your five person space team? Samuel tries Kirkland Canadian Whiskey which he gives a 2 out of 5. Believes it would be a great mixture for coke but has not tried it yet. Spread the love and let me know what you think.

Ashley makes Eli and Samuel do a podcast so she can drink. Being on her diet sucks and she is desperately looking for a loop hole. The group talks about full names, news, and they play a game.

What is up everyone! Samuel Cooksey sits down with Lone Stamper who is his danish aunt and they talk about riding motorcycles and stories that some up a persons life. Samuel does make them play a trivia game he found online and boy is his reading skills bad. And yes before you write me something happened to the recording right in the middle of Samuel's story so you never get to finish it. The drink today is Koloa Rum! Lone-4, Samuel-3, Emily-3.

Cooksey sits down with the one and only Eli. They both remember the good old days of being punched my mom, and talked to for days by dad. They explain how one hard it was to get money out of mom but how easy it was from dad. They play the game radio, Cooksey talks about the new sound equipment. Both try John Barr and both give it a three.

Cooksey sits down with his youngest sister Emily. Both of them deal a lot with saving people's lives so they talk about doing CPR and having people die on them. They also try screwdrivers with Prairie vodka. Both of them give it a four out of five.

Cooksey makes the same people from SIT 44, stay for 45 which they complain about because they want a break. NO breaks here! They start off by looking at Hedef_the_Chef's body parts which you can go to the instagram for pics. Followed by stories of brothers almost kissing each other and a sister trying to stick their hands down their brother's pants. The gang plays one word story, Eli sings the opening to Bring it on, they talk about snapchat filters, and they watch the music video of Like a Baby. The vodka is still Prairie, which they try in a vodka tonic. Everyone gives it a 5, it's the highest scoring drink so far.

Cooksey sits down with his brother Elijah Cooksey, writer of 700 Gentlemen, to talk about using Spotify and how it's fun to make others listen to bad music. Cooksey sings I got bitches by A2M. Hidef_the_chef stops by to show off his sunburns. The group talks about movies and plays a movie quiz. They all try Prairie Organic Vodka and love it, one of the best vodkas they have had so far.

Cooksey sits down with Miss Art World and Tyler to talk about a new program that is taking place at Cooksey's elementary school, Cool is Kind. Cooksey can't help but grit his teeth at the over the top after school special this is, but Tyler has a good point about it. The group tries to play "previously on" but fails horrible at it. The drink they try is 101 vodka. Cooksey's rule of thumb with 101 vodka is buy it if its under $20, its great cheap vodka but don't pay over 20 for it.

Samuel Cooksey sits down with comic, writer, and actor King Hassan. He talks about wearing many hats, how he is in love with stand up, and how he was fat when he was younger. King eats no horse food! Ashley does the news and tries to get the group to eat popcorn even though its a loud food, and King eats no horse food dam it!

Samuel Cooksey sits down with Andrew Orozco who is a musician and a podcaster. Andrew's podcast is called Tomorrow Man and can be found on youtube. Samuel has a new co-host for this pod, her name is Ashley Heuer. The group tries Jim Beam Black Extra-Ages Bourbon and Samuel learns that he has been saying it wrong his entire life. We talk about listening to Michael Jackson's music after watching the doc. They play would you rather. Samuel once again talks about true love, gross. And the song at the end is Young by Vallis Alps.

Samuel Cooksey is having a house party and thought that he could do a full podcast with Austin Gelfman before people started showing up. Samuel was wrong, Elijah was the first to drop in, followed by Matt, and last to show up and hardest to hear is Nathan Shore. Austin talks about moving to LA and how he never feels embarrassed by anything he does. Samuel realizes that he might not actually know any of the words to any song he signs in the car. The drink they try is jagermeister. The featured artist is Lorne and the song is Oil and Water.

Samuel Cooksey sits down with Caryn Stark to talk about her journey to becoming an actor. Caryn founds out quite quickly how talking to Samuel becomes a shit show, literally! We find out why Caryn quite her full time job to move out the LA, and about how she has never peed in a pool. Samuel makes her do a little singing, which in turn Caryn makes Samuel do a little singing. The two talk so long that they are only able to go over one news story and of course it the college scandal. The song at the end of the pod is In My Head by the great Far Places. Be sure to check out Far Places on any where music can be found and find Caryn Stark on the Gram @caryn.star

Samuel Cooksey sits down with Andrew Shore, a childhood friend who has the longest jokes in the world. Eli is also there to add approximately three and half words of wisdom. Samuel makes them play everything is made up and forces them both to go on a date to a tapas. Samuel tells them about his crazy Thursday where The League of Crackers hand out cracker passes to the other kids at school, he goes to a mexican tapas and paid way too much for tacos, and them comes home to a drunk naked roommate. The song at the end is by Sunwhoa Love and the song is Black Samurai.

Samuel Cooksey and @callthepolisa sit down with Lisa's good friend Nick M who is a Professional bird watcher. He spys on big birds, small birds, and medium birds. He does not discriminate when it comes to birds. Both Nick and Samuel roast Lisa for most of the pod. Samuel learns a lot about fraternities and sororities since both Nick and Lisa where in then at the same time. The group tries Deep Eddy Ruby Red Vodka which they all seem to enjoy. Plus the song at the end of the Pod is Feel this by Far Places, please check them out on soundcloud!

Samuel and @CallThePoLisa sit down with Matt Alexander; dancer, actor, choreographer, and dungeon master. Hidef the Chef is back is this one and he as brought a college friend named Tony. Tony is a Street Walker who can be found in the valley. All three are forced to play Oracle, Samuel makes them talk about elementary school. There is only one news story for this one which is about Smallett. The group also tries Jack Daniel's Rye. Ameen the life coach stops by and he may not ever be invited again because of what he said.

We sit down with Mike Welch this week. Mike is a actor, writer, and comedian in Los Angeles. He also may be a serial killer! Elijah Cooksey also stops by to add to the fun. Callthepolisa gets satisfaction after hearing that her handle is the best. You are in for a treat because this is by far our longest podcast to date.

Samuel Cooksey and @CallthePoLisa sit down with filmmaker, comedian, and rapper Henry Drayton aka Hidef the Chef. Henry is known for his songs "Shit on Donald" and "Everybody Makes Mistakes". Samuel brings up how long his CSV receipt is, and ask the important question on everyone's mind, would you rather have a picture of you in black face or in a Klan robe. The group tries Do Good Nighthawk Bourbon Whisky which is a rye bourbon whisky. Samuel once again is wrong about something and Gary Cooksey lets him know. Lisa and Samuel make Henry play new choice and we always end it on the news.

Samuel sits down with Lisa Potvin who is a social media influencer with @callthepolisa. Lisa tries her hand at coming up with a good opener, they talk about who would be good to have in a heist to steal the crown jewels, and embarrassing stories they had when they were little. Both play made up movie, and Lisa gets to ask Ameen the Life Coach a question. She gets an answer but Lisa is not a big fan of the hard truths. They also try Jameson Caskmate IPA and you will have to listen to find out how they rate this whisky.

Samuel sits down with Miss Art World and her husband to talk about her art. We learn what the difference between a sex sleeve and a sex doll. Miss Art World talk to Big Mamma about sex advice. And we try 8 Neighbors Vodka and find out that it is a pretty good vodka, which the group was surprised about. We talk about the government shutdown, how you might die hiking in a bikini, and the gas lines in Mexico.

Samuel joins his brother in bed, wink, wink, and a good time was had by all. They try Jameson Caskmates Stout Edition and give it a rating. Elijah talks to Ameen the lifecoach and learns about eye STDs. Then the two break down the news and how disappointed it must to get fast food at the White House. The two also talk about toilet water backsplash, gross as it is, but on the bright side Elijah learns how to wipe his butt the right way.

Samuel Cooksey is back in a whole new way, ok maybe his back in the same old way. New year same crazy fun. In this episode Samuel's guest is Milk the Day's milk man Andrew Klinkhammer. He talks about his brand Milk the Day and where you can find his media. We play the game "new choice", talk about Impov, online dating, and of course we drink. This is the first time they have vodka on the show. Its Reyka Vodka and dam it's good.

We talk about the weirdest places we have peed in public and the difference between guys and girls. Kyle talks about the hardest thing he has ever done (literally no pun intended). We play Sam's favorite game Porn or No. JK Rowling twitter story.

We talk about our awkward sex stories and our first times having sex. Kyle talks about if he has ever been caught master bating. Hayley creates a horrible game. Stan Lee news.