Talking Crass

Hey people, In this episode Beat and I answer all the questions you didn't want to know about Nolan's latest blockbuster TENET. We also discuss R. Pats break out of typecast, the new Batman and Suicide squad. Hope you enjoy and any questions about the film, feel free to message us on Twitter @TalkingCrass Sources - Cloudy TV 'CHECK HIM OUT!' https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kq48BO_Ml-E IGN - https://www.ign.com/articles/tenet-ending-explained

Hey People, In this episode we discuss Ghosts, Ghouls and the brilliant 80s film Ghostbusters. Can I convince the rather sceptical Beat that the paranormal exists? Drop us a like and a follow! Cheers for listening, Talking Crass

Hey People, In this episode we discuss arguable the greatest sporting documentary we've ever seen, 'The Last Dance'. We implore you all to watch it. As well as this we discuss Tenet, the Justice League reboot and weird eating habits. Cheers, Talking Crass

Hey People, In this episode Beat and I go through our, 'Not Necessarily Top 5' Films and TV you have to watch, as well as various other ways to conquer boredom during Covid-19. Expect the usual, fun, stupidity and CRASS. Support the NHS and check out https://www.thecalmzone.net/. Cheers Talking Crass

Hey People, After an absolute film binge we are back! From Hitler to Adam Driver and a few other films in between, we dissect each one in true crass style. Cheers Talking Crass

Hey People, In this episode Beat and I eulogise Disney+'s, The Mandalorian. We also discuss The Oscars, Amsterdam and future. Cheers Talking Crass

Hey people, We are back with a force sensitive topic... The end to the Skywalker saga! Did JJ Abrams do it justice? Can this trilogy be salvaged and how the hell did the emperor survive a nuclear ball of fire. All will be answered in yoru go to north east film podcast! Hope you enjoy, Talking Crass

Hey People, Here we get into politics and Star Wars. Both up in the air, both hold little hope but we will see! Give it a listen to hear our thoughts. Cheers Jon

Hey people, In this episode we discuss the new Joker film. Are people laughing at Todd Phillips or laughing with him? Give a listen! Also check out... https://www.thecalmzone.net/ let's tackle male suicide together! Cheers Talking Crass

Hey people, In this episode we dissect one of our favourite films of all time, James Cameron's 'Aliens'. There's some true of false trivia, not necassarily top 5 and fan questions to boot. Enjoy, Talking Crass

Hey people, We are back and working alongside CALM, a cause that is close to our hearts. In this episode we discuss Spider-man leaving the MCU, the current situation in Star-wars and the highly anticipated Joker film. Take a minute to browse the link below! https://www.thecalmzone.net/ Cheers Talking Crass!

Hey People, This episode centres around the new Spider-Man and Marvel film Far From Home. We also discuss the talk of a new 007, describe our experience at the new Odeon Luxe cinema in Durham and How brilliantly diverse the UK is. Cheers Talking Crass

Hey, Topics of discussion for this episode include... Netflix's brilliant Love/Death and Robots, the new series of Black Mirror and of course John Woo's 1997 action classic Face/Off. The film centres around a cop having a face operation with his mortal enemy, a load of explosions and a speedboat sequence. I mean if you know us, you'll probably guess how this one goes. Cheers People, Talking Crass

Hey people, We are back after a lengthy lay off! In this episode Beat and I dissect the final instalment of the first stage Marvel Universe. As well as that we discuss the Keto diet, Batman, films we would like to eradicate from the universe and the excellent One Punch Man. Hit us up on Soundcloud or the Twitter with your thoughts on the episode! Cheers Talking Crass!

Hey People, In this episode we talk about Game of Thrones and what to expect going into the new season. We Dissect the new Star Wars trailer before episode 9 and finally give our thoughts on Jordan Peele's, Get Out. Sorry its been a while and we hope you enjoy the episode! Cheers Talking Crass

Hey people, In this episode Beat and I dissect yet another comic book film, Captain Marvel. We also talk about, X-men Dark Phoenix, Hellboy and Game of Thrones. Also includes a special guest appearnce from our dad! Hope you enjoy and give a like! Cheers talking Crass

Hey people, We are back! Again! In this episode we discuss M. Night Shyamalan's new film Glass. Does it match up to one of our favourites 'Unbreakeable'? As well as that we talk about the MGS film, Star Wars and what is on our bucket list. hope you enjoy! Cheers Talking Crass

Hey people, We thought we'd return with an absolute banger in dedication to the brilliant Black Dog band (follow them on soundcloud). This episode revolves around Spielberg's classic Jaws (1974). We also discuss Birdbox, The Terror, Gillette's recent ad campaign and the Ghostbuster's reboot. Hope you enjoy and all views are Beat's haha. Cheers Talking Crass

Hey People, In this bonus episode we try to salvage the voice over of Spice World without ruining our podcasting careers. I hope you Enjoy. Cheers Talking Crass

Hey people, In this episode we discuss consumerism, whether cinema is dying and the latest Spider-man outing into the Spider-verse. Jon's poetry corner returns and there is some true or false trivia also in the mix. We hope you enjoy! Make sure you follow us on Twitter and Soundcloud, subscribe to our Youtube and leave us that 5* review on iTunes if you like our content. Cheers Talking Crass

Hey People, In this episode Beat and I discuss Quentin Tarantino and his film Django Unchained. We also ask you to give up something you love, discuss which animals have the biggest brains and end up answering some of your questions. Do you love Tarantino or loathe him? Let us know! If you like our stuff leave us that 5* review on iTunes and give us a follow on Twitter and Facebook. Cheers, Talking Crass.

Hey people, In this episode we thank the great Stan Lee. We also discuss comic books, our favourite Marvel films, who would win between Prf. X and Captain Picard then analyse Iron man (2008). If you like our stuff leave a like and a 5* review on iTunes. Cheers Talking Crass

Muahahaha, Hows things people!? We are back with our second Halloween special... Oh how time flies eh? In this episode we talk about the newest Rockstar juggernaut, Red Dead Redemption 2. We also share a few ghost stories, give our favourite horror films and answer the questions posed by you! Talking Crass Remember to follow us on Twitter - @TalkingCrass and leave us that 5* review on iTunes if you like our stuff!

Hey people, In this bumper episode we discuss mental health, I read my favourite poem, Keanu Reeves, The Walking Dead and then give our thoughts on Sony's Venom. Has Tom Hardy done our favourite character justice or is the film a poor host, give it a listen and let us know your thoughts! Many Thanks, Talking Crass! Be sure to leave us a 5* review on iTunes if you enjoy our content! Subscribe to our Youtube and give us a follow on Twitter!

Hey people, What a time to release an episode! As you know Henry Cavill has just stepped down from his role as the beacon of hope! Here we discuss his Superman, whether Americans use kettles, Hans Zimmer's greatest tracks and pick apart our guilty pleasure... Man of Steel! If you like the episode and our other content then please give us a like, download and 5* review on iTunes. Love the kind words! Many thanks, Talking Crass

Hey people, In this episode we review the latest Marvel film Ant-Man and The Wasp. It's a rare occasion where Beat and I have polarising opinions! We also discuss Beat's unbreakable laptop, why peoples houses have a unique smell and how in gods name does Michelle Pfeiffer look that good at 60! Make sure to follow us on Twitter, Soundcloud and also leave that review on iTunes! Have a blast! Talking Crass

Hey people! In this bumper episode we discuss The latest Ethan Hunt escapade Mission: Impossible Fallout. We also talk about Alex Jones and free speech, Aquaman, Shazam, The Tom Cruise sequels no one wants to see and a video game we have fell in love with. Your mission should you choose to accept it... Is to just bloody have a listen! Lots of love, Talking Crass

Hey people, We are back after a little hiatus! We fancied a summer 'blockbuster' and Skyscraper caught our eye. Whats not to like? Starring the highest paid actor of all time, includes enough explosions to sink a battle ship and contains an overly hammed up bad guy. Sounds like a Talking Crass special... Lets see. Give us a follow on Twitter and a review on iTunes! Cheers Talking Crass

Hey people, It's world cup season which only can only mean one thing... A football soccer episode! We also discuss Jon's past, try and decipher the periodic table and talk about your actor/football all time XI's. This ones a laugh! Hope you enjoy, Talking Crass

Hey People, In this episode we stray away from film to cover the biggest games of E3. Fear not though we are then getting back into known territory by giving you our thoughts on Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom. Beware, as we don't hold back on this one. Hope you enjoy! Talking Crass

What'up Crass Army!? Beat and I are back. In this episode we review the latest Star Wars film 'Solo'. Have Alden Ehrenreich and Ron Howard captured the beloved film character Han Solo, or has it all gone into the garbage compactor? Alongside this we discuss badly aged actors, throw in some Star Wars trivia and answer your questions and thoughts! Give it a listen! Cheers Talking Crass.

Hey people, We are one year old! Oh how time flies... In this episode Beat and I discuss our humble beginnings, apologise to Cliff Richard and give our thoughts on the new Deadpool film. Is it as good as the original? You'll have to give it a listen to find out! Here is the link for Charlie Creaser. He is a young boy with cerebral palsy who I and 11 others are doing the coast to coast for. https://www.gofundme.com/coast2coast-for-charlie Cheers Talking Crass

Hey people, In this episode Beat and I discuss our personal favourite scenes in film. We also incorporate a load of fan shouts and give our opinion on Brad Pitt’s acting, ghosts and whether a Zack Snyder movie can make it into the list. Cheers Talking Crass

Hey People! We are back with an absolute barnstormer. Here we give our thoughts on the latest jaunt into the Marvel cinematic universe, the 'Juggernaut' Avengers Infinity War. We also discuss sweet and savoury pancakes, give out some movie news that includes the #Venom trailer and also hit up some true or false trivia as well as a not necessarily top 5. Feel free to jump onto Sound Cloud and leave your thoughts of the film in the comments. We've left a link in the discription to Charlie Creaser's go fund me page that was mentioned. Every little helps! Cheers Talking Crass! https://www.gofundme.com/coast2coast-for-charlie

Friends, listeners and members of Crasshalla we are back! Here we give our thoughts on the all American action classic Rambo: First Blood. In the episode we also discuss the Deadpool 2 final trailer, the upcoming Infinity War film and what would happen if Rambo met John McClane. Be sure to follow us on Twitter, Facebook and subscribe to our YouTube channel for bonus content! We hope you enjoy! Cheers Talking Crass.

Hey People, Here we have a great time discussing your worst ever films! We also give our take on Wrestlemania, what makes a great film and who is the greatest director ever. Let us know what you think and thanks for the support! Talking Crass. Undertaker Picture -https://uproxx.com/prowrestling/heres-a-new-photo-of-the-undertaker-to-get-you-depressed-about-wrestlemania/

*** SPOILERS FOR THE FILM THROUGHOUT*** Hey people, Here we take on Spielberg's new jaunt in the CGI future 'Ready Player One'. We discuss Easter, the best cars in film and what we would do if given 30 minutes in the oasis. Let us know your thoughts and check us out on Twitter, Facebook, Sound cloud, PodBean and Youtube. Much Love Talking Crass. 3:12 - NNT5 Cars in film 10:10 - TOFT 18:40 - Beats Points 38:28 - Final Ratings 41:25 - Fan Questions

*** SPOILERS THROUGHOUT*** Hey People, Welcome to another episode of the Talking Crass Podcast. In this guest special we have a right laugh with boxing fanatic and CRASS guy Ben Riddle. The episode centres around the boxing cult classic Rocky IV. We also discuss best bromances in film, why the hell a robot gets more screen time than Adrian and answer some excellent fan questions. We had a great time with this one and hope you do too! Follow us on Twitter @TalkingCrass, give us a like on Facebook and find our stuff on iTunes, Podbean and Soundcloud. Cheers Talking Crass

*** SPOILERS FOR THE FILM THROUGHOUT*** Hey people, welcome to episode 24. In this episode we analyse the Oscar winning film 'The Shape of Water'. We also discuss weird romances in film, whether Beat would ever have a relationship with a fish person and what the hell Mr. Dobak is doing in this!? Cheers People

Hey people, We are back! In this episode we dissect the second Star Wars film from the prequels (we couldn't find The Phantom Menace DVD). We talk about wigs in film, Yoda's love interest and whether George Lucas really wrote all that God awful dialog. Give us a follow and a like! Cheers Talking Crass.

Hey People, In this episode we give you our thoughts on the latest Marvel instalment 'Black Panther'. Is it an absolute classic or does it flatter to deceive. Let us know what you think @TalkingCrass on Twitter or in the comments. Cheers, Talking Crass

Hey, In this episode Beat and I try to salvage our 'talk over' of Fifty Shades of Grey. It's basically a seven minute compilation of every time we were in hysterics. Let us know if you would like to hear and actual talk over. We hope you enjoy! Cheers, Talking Crass!

Hey people, in this episode we analyse M. Night Shyamalan's 'Unbreakable' (2000). We discuss Shyamalan's filmography, the new Venom trailer and how Bruce Willis looks better in 2018 than he did when this was made. Give it a listen and let us know your thoughts in the comments on Sound-cloud or tweet us @TalkingCrass. Much love, Jon and Beat. Tags - 09:24 – Not Necessarily Top 5 14:39 – True or False Trivia 25:23 - Beat’s Points 40:14 – Orange Man https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBRmNUxAVYs 46:18 – Final Ratings 49:45 – Man of Steel Black suit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxquS8JYUuY 50:05 – Fan Questions

***BLOODY SPOILERS THROUGHOUT*** In this episode we take on Brian De Palma's action class Mission: Impossible. We discuss Tom Cruise, Scientology and then jump into dissecting the film. Your mission... Should you choose to accept it... Is to listen and enjoy! Cheers peeps. 3:55 - Mission Impossible Fallout Trailer Opinions 7:10 - Tom Cruise on Oprah - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frI_BUkH5OY 11:50 - NNT5 Rats Used As Props In Film 18:47 - TOFT 24:33 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gr71tnP5TnQ&t=41s 26:04 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tk3EgDPZD0w 32:41 - Beats Points 01:02:29 - Final Ratings 01:05:45 - Fan Questions

***BE CAREFUL OF SPOILERS IN NOT NECESSARILY TOP 5*** Hey people! In this episode Beat and I discuss some of the best shocks we've had when watching film, try and guess the budget and then take on the age old debate of practical FX vs CGI. We've rolled this one straight out. Hope you enjoy and let us know what your thoughts are in the comments. Cheers Talking Crass.

***SPOILERS THROUGHOUT*** Brrrrrrr it's cold! Don't worry though, we've got the perfect remedy for your January winter blues... A trip to a remote Arctic research base. In this episode we dissect the cult classic horror 'The Thing' by John Carpenter. Alongside this we discuss the anatomy of a Lord of the Rings Ent, the best beards in film and finish with some excellent fan questions. Thanks for the support, Talking Crass Check out the awesome - https://printedinblood.com/artbook_thething.html for the photo artwork. Tags - 0:02:20 – Not Necessarily Top 5. 0:08:15 – True or False Trivia. 016:15 – Beat’s points. 0:33:30 – Final Ratings 0:41:50 – Fan Questions

***TOTAL SPOILERS THROUGHOUT*** Hey people, this episode centres around the cult classic Starship Troopers. Now this is a film that splits opinion, is it a load of schlock or is it actually a very intelligent satire? Give it a listen and let us know what you think. Oh, I forgot to mention... THEY SUCKED HIS BRAINS OUT! Cheers, Talking Crass Tags - 0:02:35 – Not Necessarily Top 5. 0:08:40 – True or False Trivia. 0:17:05 – Episode Discussion. 0:43:21 – Final Ratings. 1-2/10... Shit. 3-4/10 ... Keanu Reeve’s Acting in Bram Stoker’s Dracula. 5-6/10... Idris Elba’s acting skills. 7-8/10... We’ll Drink to That. 9-10/10... Enter the Halls of Crasshalla. 0:45:47 – Fan Questions.

Happy New Year people! Welcome to the CRASStas. The one and only celebration of 2017's best films, well the ones Beat and I could think of. In this episode we discuss Beat's first time back in the gym for six months, come up with our shoddily organised awards ceremony; consisting of 'Best CGI', 'Best Practical Effect' and 'Best Film' to name a few! So dust off your tuxedo, fill the hip flask, sit back and enjoy! You're invited to The CRASStas. Big thank you to Black Dog for providing us with the music for our outro. And thank you to everyone who listens to the podcast, heres to a great 2018! All the best, Talking Crass 09:50 – Not Necessarily Top 5 15:45 – True or False Trivia 20:30 – CRASStas 44:00 – The Rock Pain and Gain 52:45 – Insert Drum roll 54:00 – Fan Questions 1:01:00 - Outro

*** SPOILERS THROUGHOUT*** Hey people, In this episode we give our thoughts on the latest Star Wars film, The Last Jedi. We also run through the previous instalments, discuss iconic weapons in film and what is the best way to cook a Porg. We hope you enjoy and let us know what you thought of the latest Disney blockbuster through our Twitter and Soundcloud! Twitter - @TalkingCrass SoundCloud - TalkingCrass All the best, Talking Crass Tags - 0:02:15 – Not necessarily Top 5 0:07:42 – True or False Trivia 0:11:58 – Quick Rundown of Our Thoughts on the Previous Films 0:18:35 – Jango Fett’s Bomb Sound... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ME5jhsgmB4 0:20:10 – George Lucas Infamous showing... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KseqzmcqQBQ 0:34:00 – The Last Jedi Discussion 1:11:00 – Final Ratings 1:17:00 – Fan Questions

Hello people! Welcome to our Christmas special! In true Talking Crass style we have picked everyone's favourite Christmas film, Die Hard. In this episode we argue to the death that Die Hard is Christmas, whether dogs have feet or hands, what The Disaster Artist was like and our predictions for the new Star Wars film: the Last Jedi. Kick back, pour that eggnog and enjoy! Make sure you follow us on Sound cloud and twitter. Also, if you enjoy our content, leave us that sweet 5* review on iTunes. Happy holidays, Jon and Beat. Tags... 0:01:30 – Not Necessarily Top 5 0:09:29 – The Disaster Artist Talk 0:11:15 – True or False Trivia 0:20:54 – Die Hard Discussion 0:25:32 – Die Hard Trilogy (The Game) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmGDz0F8e94 0:42:30 – Xmas References in Die Hard 0:45:50 – Final Ratings 1-2/10 – Shit. 3-4/10 – Keanu Reeve’s acting in Bram Stoker’s Dracula. 5-6/10 – Idris Eba’s acting skills. 7-8/10 – We’ll drink to that. 9-10/10 – Enter the halls of Crasshalla. 0:49:43 – Star Wars: The Last Jedi, Predictions 0:55:18 – Fan Questions. 1:00:17 – Who would win? Ethan Hunt or John McClane

Stop or there will be trouble! We are back, and this week we're getting in the Christmas spirit, reviewing the cult classic Robocop. So sit back, eat that baby food and get ready for explosions, blood and gore on an 80s non PG level. Hope you enjoy people! Fllow us on Twitter - @TalkingCrass and leave us a review on iTunes if you enjoy our content! All the best, Talking Crass. Tags - 0:03:00 - Necessarily Top 5 0:11:40 - True or False Trivia 0:18:45 - Film Discussion 0:36:00 – Robocop The Robot Discussion 0:37:00 – Does Robocop Shit? https://www.reddit.com/r/AskScienceFiction/comments/3409kj/robocop_does_robocop_shit/ 0:39:10 - Final Ratings 1-2/10... Shit. 3-4/10 ... Keanu Reeve’s Acting in Bram Stoker’s Dracula. 5-6/10... Idris Elba’s acting skills. 7-8/10... We’ll Drink to That. 9-10/10... Enter the Halls of Crasshalla. 0:39:50 - Fan Questions 0:44:00 – Robocop statue. http://uk.businessinsider.com/robocop-statues-still-coming-to-detroit-2016-2?r=US&IR=T/#heres-our-first-look-at-the-bronze-head-1