The Girls Who Cried B-Horror

Aine and Alex ride on the back of an animatronic dinosaur as they discuss one of b-horror's greatest love stories Tammy and the T-Rex. With the director of Mac and Me behind the camera, the girls cover everything from problematic character tropes to Aine's Children of the Corn resemblance. So beware of lion attacks and believe in love again for the fifty-eighth episode of The Girls Who Cried B-Horror!

Aine and Alex get their heads stuck in a record press with special guest, Rachel Baldwin, as they discuss Brian De Palma's box office flop Phantom of the Paradise. With Beef on the brain, the girls cover everything from the films connections to Carrie to Rachel's insane Halloween franchise ranking. So don't sing Winslow's cantata and give us that crowd again for the fifty-seventh episode of The Girls Who Cried B-Horror! You can find Rachel's music on all major streaming platforms, the 31 songs she released in October and her merch on rachelbaldwin.bandcamp.com, and her music videos and live performances @rachelkbaldwin on YouTube. You can also follow her @rachelkbaldwin on Instagram.

Aine and Alex take a look back at 2024 as they discuss some of their favorite horror films of the year. With the Smile 2 soundtrack in their Spotify wrapped, the girls cover everything from Scooby-Doo (2002) body swaps to monster romances. So get your Dan Stevens freak on and celebrate a great year for movies with The Girls Who Cried B-Horror!

Aine and Alex can't get their car to start as they discuss the parking garage nightmare P2. With guard dog Rocky chasing after them, the girls cover everything from spotting incel behavior to the perfect holiday double feature. So call a cab and don't get locked in your trunk for the fifty-sixth episode of The Girls Who Cried B-Horror!

Aine and Alex put on their lowest cut tops and beehive wigs as they discuss the MOTHER of b-horror Elvira: Mistress of the Dark. With a himbo movie theater owner looking out for them, the girls cover everything from unwanted teenager plot lines to containing multitudes as a spooky girl. So hide that recipe book and put that baby in drag for the fifty-fifth episode of The Girls Who Cried B-Horror!

Aine and Alex return to the Halloween franchise 40 years later with special guest, Greg Vellante, as they discuss David Gordon Green's Halloween trilogy. With Michael Myers riding on the back of their motorcycle, the girls cover everything from massive character personality shifts to poorly written Heathers fan-fiction. So think of cherry blossoms because evil dies tonight for the fourteenth Tangential Terror minisode! You can follow Greg @InfiniteFrames on Letterboxd.

Aine and Alex have dreams of their mothers on white horses as they discuss Rob Zombie's polarizing remakes of Halloween and Halloween II. With a cast of horror icons to choose from, the girls cover everything from preferred Laurie Strode characterizations to casting your wife in all your movies. So sell out for a book deal and work a late shift at the hospital with an Oscar winner for the thirteenth Tangential Terror minisode!

Aine and Alex channel the power of Danielle Harris' amazing child acting as they discuss the original 7 films in the Halloween franchise. With Michael Myers inexplicably behind the wheel of a car, the girls cover everything from CGI eyebrows to the worst way to die in Haddonfield, Illinois. So grab that big kitchen knife and watch Dr. Loomis have an epic meltdown for the twelfth Tangential Terror minisode!

Aine and Alex harness the power of Stonehenge as they discuss the Michael Myers-less Halloween III: Season of the Witch. With the Silver Shamrock jingle stuck in their heads, the girls cover everything from the one dimensional portrayal of women to how they would design their own line of Halloween masks. So STOP IT and suck some titty for the fifty-fourth episode of The Girls Who Cried B-Horror!

Aine and Alex dance naked on tombstones as they discuss Dan O'Bannon's first directed feature The Return of the Living Dead. With Tarman begging for brains, the girls cover everything from the film's greater influence on the zombie genre to the logistics of walking a split dog. So burn your rabid weasels and don't let the rigor mortis set in for the fifty-third episode of The Girls Who Cried B-Horror!

Aine and Alex do what's in best interest of the Weyland-Yutani Corporation with returning guest, Abigail Baldwin, as they discuss the entirety of the Alien franchise. With their chests bursting with love (and baby Xenomorphs), the girls cover everything from the importance of having a female protagonist to the idea that your God may hate you. So grab a flamethrower and be wary of synthetics for the eleventh Tangential Terror minisode! . . You can follow Abby @grimyhag on Instagram and Twitter. And make sure to check out her zine Slutty Garage on Instagram @sluttygarage for your feminist reading pleasure!

Aine and Alex wrangle a beach ball in an elevator shaft as they discuss John Carpenter's first feature Dark Star. With a shared fear of the vastness of space, the girls cover everything from early signs of Dan O'Bannon's Alien script to Tom Cruise skydiving at the Olympics. So don't bother reasoning with the bomb and tap away on your ice-cube trays for the fifty-second episode of The Girls Who Cried B-Horror!

Aine and Alex try on several different Mission Impossible masks with special guest, Jonah Puskar, as they discuss the 90s hidden gem Popcorn. With The Possessor lurking behind a giant mosquito puppet, the girls cover everything from 4DX cinemas to possible influences on the Scream universe. So buy a bag and go home in a box for the fifty-first episode of The Girls Who Cried B-Horror! You can follow Jonah @jonahp97 on Letterboxd and @jon_ahhhh on Twitter. And make sure to visit him at The Coolidge Corner Theater in Brookline, MA!

Aine and Alex pick up plenty of roadkill as they discuss the remaining entries in The Texas Chainsaw Massacre franchise. With several different timelines to make sense of, the girls cover everything from legacy character disrespect to how sexy Matthew McConaughey is as a psycho. So heed the warnings and stay the hell out of Texas for the tenth Tangential Terror minisode!

Aine and Alex celebrate 50 main episodes of the podcast as they discuss Tobe Hooper's 50-year-old classic The Texas Chain Saw Massacre and his tonal shift of a sequel The Texas Chainsaw Massacre Part 2. With Nubbin's marionetted corpse dancing to Oingo Boingo, the girls cover everything from portrayals of disabilities in film to the slashers they could most easily seduce. So eat some head cheese and rev up your chainsaw dicks for the fiftieth episode of The Girls Who Cried B-Horror!

Aine and Alex show off their "rizz" as they discuss the rockabilly musical slasher Slumber Party Massacre II. With a member of the Little Caesars dynasty brandishing a guitar, the girls cover everything from A Nightmare on Elm Street similarities to a possible French spin-off. So don't pop that pimple and skip band practice for the forty-ninth episode of The Girls Who Cried B-Horror!

Aine and Alex do it all for Damien as they discuss the entirety of The Omen franchise. With The First Omen currently playing in theaters, the girls cover everything from the desecration of women's bodies to Alex's new favorite child actor. So sit in front of a roaring fire and stay out of church for the Season Four Finale Special of The Girls Who Cried B-Horror! [TW: SA is discussed in this episode]

Aine and Alex become "the most high" as they discuss the 1982 Best Low-Budget Film Saturn Award winner Fear No Evil. With an insane listing of needle drops backing them, the girls cover everything from fanfiction tags to the banning of dodgeball in public schools. So don't baptize that baby and start having Lucifer sex dreams for the forty-eighth episode of The Girls Who Cried B-Horror!

Aine and Alex send the dead back to their graves with returning guest, Cornelia Bendel, as they discuss the horny Italian horror Cemetery Man. With their trusty sidekick Gnaghi tagging along, the girls cover everything from the best horror boobs to Woody Harrelson eating ass in True Detective. So don't listen to the Grim Reaper and stop stealing our murders for the forty-seventh episode of The Girls Who Cried B-Horror! You can follow Cornelia @humancorduroy on Twitter. [TW: Sexual violence is discussed in this episode.]

Aine and Alex go into the forest as they discuss the Irish folklore horror The Hallow. With a changeling swaddled in their arms, the girls cover everything from The Last of Us similarities to the squonk. So cover your eyeballs and pick up that scythe for the forty-sixth episode of The Girls Who Cried B-Horror!

Aine and Alex wanna know if you've got any money as they discuss the last of the big three Henenlotter horror comedies Frankenhooker. With pretzels on the brain, the girls cover everything from unrealistic beauty standards for women to Frankenzaddies. So grab a date and don't smoke that super-crack for the forty-fifth episode of The Girls Who Cried B-Horror!

Aine and Alex take a look back at 2023 as they discuss some of their favorite horror films of the year. With Russell Crowe following along on a moped, the girls cover everything from puppet cuteness aggression to Nicolas Cage as Dracula. So be thankful for slashers and ring in the new year with The Girls Who Cried B-Horror!

Aine and Alex check in at the Grand Island Hotel as they discuss their first New Years Eve horror Bloody New Year. With a Scooby-Doo seaweed monster ready to attack, the girls cover everything from fatal stomach punches to an aversion to being upside down. So put on your best 50s dress and fuck Spud for the forty-fourth episode of The Girls Who Cried B-Horror!

Aine and Alex foreclose on the local farms as they discuss what is possibly their least favorite film they've ever covered Blood Harvest. With Tiny Tim dressed in a clown suit, the girls cover everything from the SpongeBob pilot episode to Peter Krause's film debut. So don't go into the barn and tiptoe through the tulips for the forty-third episode of The Girls Who Cried B-Horror! [TW: SA is discussed in this episode]

Aine and Alex make sure to follow all the rules as they discuss the best Halloween movie ever made Trick 'r Treat. With precious baby Sam following behind them, the girls cover everything from the film's strengths as an anthology to bicon Anna Paquin. So don't blow out your jack-o-lanterns and always check you candy for the ninth Tangential Terror minisode!

Aine and Alex make a deal with the Raven as they discuss Mike Flanagan's Succession-esque miniseries The Fall of the House of Usher. With the jingling of bells behind a brick wall, the girls cover everything from their favorite deaths to their differing opinions on the series overall. So listen for the ticking of a heartbeat and don't go to your brother-in-law's orgy for the fourth Bone-Chilling Binge minisode!

Aine and Alex venture to where the ground is sour with returning guest, Elizabeth Lally, as they discuss Mary Lambert's Stephen King adaptation Pet Sematary. With nothing but baby Gage on their minds, the girls cover everything from differences in the book to Elizabeth's Pascow nightmares. So watch out for Windigos and tell Ellie to quit whining for the eighth Tangential Terror minisode! Vote for Aine in the Face of Horror competition here: https://faceofhorror.org/2023/aine-geraghty

Aine and Alex wheel in on their tricycles with returning guest, Roberto Guevara, as they discuss Billy the Puppet's return in Saw X. With 81-year old Tobin Bell back in the saddle, the girls cover everything from surprisingly heartfelt storytelling to Aine's controversial series ranking. So strap in for Roberto's rant and start sawing your leg off for the sixth Big Screen Scares minisode! You can follow Roberto @roboglamjam on Instagram and Letterboxd. Vote for Aine in the Face of Horror competition here: https://faceofhorror.org/2023/aine-geraghty

Aine and Alex seek revenge in a witch's cottage as they discuss the Halloween monster flick Pumpkinhead. With daddy Lance Henriksen taking care of them, the girls cover everything from Pet Sematary parallels to an imagined Guillermo del Toro remake. So watch out for dirt bikes and bask in the perfect spooky atmosphere for the forty-second episode of The Girls Who Cried B-Horror! Vote for Aine in the Face of Horror competition here: https://faceofhorror.org/2023/aine-geraghty

Aine and Alex say "I let you in" to returning guest, Cornelia Bendel, as they discuss the biggest A24 horror film Talk To Me. With Crazy Frog ringtones, the girls cover everything from It Follows similarities to a possible Grimace spin-off. So think of your digital footprint and get those toes out of your mouth for the fifth Big Screen Scares minisode! You can follow Cornelia @humancorduroy on Twitter. Vote for Aine in the Face of Horror competition here: https://faceofhorror.org/2023/aine-geraghty

Aine and Alex wear wet robes in the basement as they discuss the toilet bowl classic Ghoulies. With the powers of Law and Order: SVU on their side, the girls cover everything from undeserved Rotten Tomatoes scores to numerous Gremlins comparisons. So put on your sunglasses and start fasting for the forty-first episode of The Girls Who Cried B-Horror! Vote for Aine in the Face of Horror competition here: https://faceofhorror.org/2023/aine-geraghty

Aine and Alex get back to their baking roots as they discuss the bizarre 90's cannibal horror Auntie Lee's Meat Pies. With bedrooms that look like mini-golf holes from Hell, the girls cover everything from ANOTHER adult baby to the depiction of women in charge of their sexuality. So keep a lookout for New York boys and praise Lucifer for the fortieth episode of The Girls Who Cried B-Horror! [TW: Sexual violence is discussed in this episode.]

Aine and Alex babysit an adult man with returning guest and tiny eyebrow correspondent, Cornelia Bendel, as they discuss the unhinged nightmare The Baby. With prehistoric wigs on their heads, the girls cover everything from skin freaks to a possible jukebox musical adaptation. So get out your cattle prods and don't be afraid to kink shame for the thirty-ninth episode of The Girls Who Cried B-Horror! You can follow Cornelia @humancorduroy on Twitter.

Aine and Alex collect diamond geodes as they discuss the low budget horror classic The Giant Spider Invasion. With an intense love for puppets, the girls cover everything from creepy brother-in-laws to how much explaining a monster movie really has to do. So contact NASA and prepare to fight off big Halloween decorations for the thirty-eighth episode of The Girls Who Cried B-Horror!

Aine and Alex get in their pajamas and order a pizza as they discuss the feminist classic The Slumber Party Massacre. With a driller killer on the loose, the girls cover everything from writing multidimensional women to choosing to believe your horoscope. So put down that Playgirl and go on a snail hunt for the thirty-seventh episode of The Girls Who Cried B-Horror!

Aine and Alex unmask themselves as the biggest Kevin Williamson fans with returning guest, Roberto Guevara, as they discuss the entirety of the Scream franchise. With the release of Scream 6 on Paramount+ today, the girls cover everything from thespian Emma Roberts to why Cotton Weary should have been the killer at least once. So stream Sick (2022) on Peacock and get your own bubble-butt boyfriends for the Season Three Finale Special of The Girls Who Cried B-Horror! You can follow Roberto @roboglamjam on Instagram and Twitter. And make sure to check out Slutty Garage on Instagram @sluttygarage for Roberto's contributions to the coolest LA based zine!

Aine and Alex book a stay at the Bodega Bay Inn as they discuss the first Full Moon Features film Puppet Master. With a taxidermy dog under their arms, the girls cover everything from Charles Band's career to God being a Leech Woman. So channel your inner psychic and discover Ancient Egyptian alchemy for the thirty-sixth episode of The Girls Who Cried B-Horror!

Aine and Alex accidentally set fire to the caretaker as they discuss the summer camp slasher The Burning. With Jason Alexander in short shorts, the girls cover everything from H****y W*******n's involvement to Aine's desperate defense of Glazer. So embrace a flat ass and give thanks to Tom Savini for the thirty-fifth episode of The Girls Who Cried B-Horror!

Aine and Alex penny board through a giant mirror as they discuss the 1982 Boston slasher Pieces. With a Kung Fu professor on the loose, the girls cover everything from dying while looking hot to creating their perfect Frankenstein's monster of a lover. So cheer for the full-frontal male nudity and assemble your puzzles for the thirty-fourth episode of The Girls Who Cried B-Horror!

Aine and Alex wake up in desolate 1984 Los Angeles with special guest, Abigail Baldwin, as they discuss the feminist horror comedy Night of the Comet. With the Rapture on their minds, the girls cover everything from teenage girls being the ultimate taste makers to their choice fashion montage songs. So grab your Uzi and don't separate from your sister for the thirty-third episode of The Girls Who Cried B-Horror! . . You can follow Abby @grimyhag on Instagram and Twitter. And make sure to check out her zine Slutty Garage on Instagram @sluttygarage for your feminist reading pleasure!

Aine and Alex take a look back at 2022 as they discuss some of their favorite horror films of the year. With Jean Jacket looming in the sky, the girls cover everything from powerfully unsettling monologues to unpredictable plot twists. So don't spend the weekend at your new boyfriend's house and instead spend your final hours of 2022 with The Girls Who Cried B-Horror!

Aine and Alex put on their best bakery aprons as they discuss the Charles Band holiday classic The Gingerdead Man. With Gary Busey doing his best Beetlejuice, the girls cover everything from Leonardo DiCaprio's shrunken face to punching cheesecakes. So break out your cookie cutters and get ready to wrestle for the thirty-second episode of The Girls Who Cried B-Horror!

Aine and Alex rent a room at a New Mexico boarding house as they discuss Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight. With Billy Zane whispering false promises in their ears, the girls cover everything from Christianity's place in horror to Jada Pinkett Smith's ultimate final girl status. So don't break the blood seals and don't step in that green glow stick for the thirty-first episode of The Girls Who Cried B-Horror!

Aine and Alex take a family vacation to Nilbog with some of their goblin friends as they discuss the best bad movie ever made Troll 2. With the help of Grandpa Seth, the girls cover everything from George Hardy's charm to b-horror's Steve Harrington (it's a reach). So don't eat that corn and grab a Molotov cocktail for the thirtieth episode of The Girl Who Cried B-Horror! . . Follow our goblin friends! Roberto Guevara: @roboglamjam Abigail Baldwin: @grimyhag Trevor Howell @metaltrowell Cornelia Bendel: @humancorduroy AJ Beltis: @ajbeltis

Aine and Alex dig a giant hole in the backyard with Aj Beltis and Trevor Howell as they discuss the 1987 kids' horror film The Gate. With little demon boys running around, the girls cover everything from older sister/younger brother dynamics to their child star recasts. So put that 97-year-old dog down and remember that Terry's mom is dead for the twenty-ninth episode of The Girls Who Cried B-Horror! . . You can follow AJ @ajbeltis on Twitter and @movietelevision on Instagram and Letterboxd. You can follow Trevor @metaltrowell on Twitter and Instagram and @thowell157 on Letterboxd. And make sure to check out their podcast The Old Kids Movies on Instagram @theoldkidsmovies, Twitter @oldkidsmovies, and steaming wherever you get your podcasts!

Aine and Alex express how much work is involved in making a podcast as they discuss the horror comedy whodunit Bodies Bodies Bodies. With a newfound Rachel Sennott obsession, the girls cover everything from himbo Lee Pace to nailing a twist ending. So cut the power and blast Azealia Banks' "212" for the fourth Big Screen Scares minisode! Aine's Short Film Campaign: https://seedandspark.com/fund/black-veil-short?fbclid=IwAR0Stv5YWJjbw0VbNRRUk6_pGuiHHCEb65dRZkWQ5JZkZRWCgEba0eaKANc#story

Aine and Alex get laid off as they discuss the supermarket slasher Intruder. With past work families in their hearts, the girls cover everything from the de-femininzation of the male scream to learning what short ends are. So look out for the Raimi brothers and go find Tim for the twenty-eighth episode of The Girls Who Cried B-Horror!

Aine and Alex try to avoid a flesh-eating virus as they discuss Eli Roth's directorial debut Cabin Fever. With a group of some of the most unlikable characters around, the girls cover everything from the horror love letter the film writes to Alex's honeymoon celebrity siting. So don't drink the water and don't sit next to Dennis for the twenty-seventh episode of The Girls Who Cried B-Horror!

Aine and Alex visit rural Georgia as they discuss the 1970s worm horror Squirm. With a shared hatred of house centipedes, the girls cover everything from Michael Shannon in Bug to how shallow they would be if dating in a small town. So watch out for Roger and don't order an egg cream for the twenty-sixth episode of The Girls Who Cried B-Horror!

Aine and Alex head back to Camp New Horizons as they discuss the third installment in the Angela Baker slasher franchise Sleepaway Camp III: Teenage Wasteland. With Aine constantly mispronouncing a character's name, the girls cover everything from the unexplainable attraction to summer camp owners to where they think Angela would be in 2022. So murder is okay but slut-shaming is a no-go for the twenty-fifth episode of The Girls Who Cried B-Horror!

Aine and Alex take a trip to Stephen King's Derry with special guest, Elizabeth Lally, as they discuss Bangor, Maine's SK Tours. With Alex's wedding only a month away, the girls cover everything from the advantages of audio books to the necessity for everyone to watch The Mist. So don't go to the ground beyond and take a Stand, because we all float for the Season Two Finale Special of The Girls Who Cried B-Horror!