The Nerd Blitz w/ Doom And Fitz

In This Episode, stuff is happening and we're atalkin' about it in the only way we know how, exhaustively, in depth, and with tangents aplenty, so yell at your neighbors to listen, gather round the internet radio yourself, and prepare for...fun? We update a topic from our recent .5, which somehow leads us to talking about TVs we owned, and maybe even just saw, 20 to 30 years ago (don't ask because we can't track it either), also cop chases and almost getting run down during them! We finally talk about the live-action Scooby-Doo series on Netflix, in detail, then we tackle our other favorite past time and talk about going to see Revenge Of The Sith again and dive into some good old Star Wars talk in this latest episode of your favorite wacky jacky...holes...just go with it! Get over 200 hours of more great Nerd Blitz Audio by joining us on Patreon @ http://Patreon.com/NerdBlitzPod.

In this episode, SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKERS, the boys are on the road and gonna see a Star War, gonna see a Star War as they head to see the best of the best, the cream of the crop, the greatest of the prequels and, arguably, the whole bunch, Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith! Listen live to digital tape as we travel to the theater for the 20th anniversary screening of Episode 3, count flaming pieces of shit as they go, dodge crazy ass drivers, get caught in and ignored by a parade or car show (we still aren't quite sure), and react to all the fun! Hear our snap reactions to the first 3 episodes of Star Wars: Andor and if it's getting a little too "our worldy", hear the reaction one of us has seeing this on the big screen for the first time ever, find out what we noticed this time after having seen this flick a billion times, and we talk about the fallout from Celebration Japan! Get over 200 hours of more great Nerd Blitz Audio by joining us on Patreon @ http://Patreon.com/NerdBlitzPod.

TNB Special Commentary: Andor S1E1 by The Nerd Blitz

In this episode, we are celebrating NINE WHOLE YEARS of this wacky adventure known as The Nerd Blitz with all the overcompensated fun you have come to know, dread, endure, and maybe even in some weird, self-hating, Stockholm Syndromey way, possibly enjoy? if you're into that sort of thing, so buckle the fuck up cause it's gonna be a ride, gang! The fellers start off with a dark turn explaining a childhood accident, they them dove tail that into a one-two punch of a dream smashing sandbag, following it up with a double dose of a dire warning you'd all do well to heed, and then we catch them talking about a thing that may or may not happen, nobody quite knows at this point, they also spend a good amount of time inducting the 2025 class into The Nerd Blitz Hall Of Fame. Then we wrap up by getting a bit more serious and talking about the long struggle to finish this episode and all of the bumps in the road, Doom unveils a super secret project he's been producing on with SteBoost and Josh, then Fitz is arm twisted into listening to a pitch for a show that will never happen, all the while we Some Kinda Monster this bitch, so if you've been here from the start or you just joined us last week, thanks for hangin' around, now let's get this party rollin'!

Doom Does...The Last Of Us S01E01 by The Nerd Blitz

Please turn off your cellphones and journey with us way down to Columbia for the thrilling conclusion of the seventh installment of THE GREATEST EVENT IN PODCASTING HISTORY, B-MOVIE MAAAAAAARCH!!! For our 81st commentary, we rub the wrong rhubarb and get shipped back to 2011 for this TV Movie starring, the King himself, Bruce Campbell, Pedro Pascal, Ilza Rosario, Kiele Sanchez, and RonReaco Lee. Things get Groovy as the fellers run into the biggest of technical difficulties, officially announce their third book, and ponder if they should start watching more Burn Notice? Join us as all of this and more is discussed on the last stop before The Nerd Blitz 9th Anniversary!

Please turn off your cellphones and journey with us to Mars or some shit, maybe, look, we can't hear half of what they said in this unfantastic continuation of THE GREATEST EVENT IN PODCASTING HISTORY, B-MOVIE MARCH!!! For our 80th commentary, we pool noodle stretch all the way back to 1993/1994 for this ill fated flick starring Alex Hyde-White, Rebecca Staab, Jay Underwood, Michael Bailey Smith, and Joseph Culp. Listen with us as out of nowhere somebody says "I love you", we find out that everybody is the hero of this flick, wonder just what the fuck, and try our best to take in all this flick has to offer, because it was never released, but it certainly escaped!

Please turn off your cellphones and grab your Corny Butts as THE GREATEST EVENT IN THE HISTORY OF POCASTING returns for its 7th installment, that's right, gang, it's... B-MOVIE MARCH! For our 79th Commentary we space travel back to space 1980 for this mish mashed and cheese soaked flick starring Dorothy R. Stratton, Stephen Macht, Avery Schreiber, and James David Hinton! We thank The Idol Cast for bringing this flick space crashing onto our radar, as we contemplate just what the space hell is going on here, why doesn't it makes sense, and how it took so long for a Butt Baby joke, so join us as we kick-off the only event that matters! Show your support for The Nerd Blitz @ linktr.ee/NerdBlitz

Please turn off your cellphones and join us as we head back to the time of Mary Jane candies, Pyrex, and Soda Jerks for the return of this amazing event known unconfusingly as JANUARY JONES!!! For our 78th commentary, we whip swing our way back to 1992/1993/1996/1999 for this reedited TV Movie starring Sean Patrick Flannery, Robyn Lively, Ronny Coutteure, and Vic Tablian. Listen with us as we watch Indy's balls drop while meeting Edward Stratemeyer, Thomas Edison, and Pancho Villa, he also chases hookers, screams NANCY completely idioticly, and jerks for dudes, so gather round, gang, cause adventure is upon us!

In this episode, the boys are back in town and you ain't ready for the onslaught of nerdery and rage that's about to step off in your asses, so buckle the fuck up, gang, we're going for ride and a half and it's about to get bumpy as hell! Oh! Fitz has been watching a villain in the spotlight and tells you all about it before Doom lays out a Super recommendation that can't be missed, then one of us shares a recent musical experience that just felt so good. Then a beloved segment makes a return to lay into billionaires, corporate greed, and the general transformation of entertainment toward the collector market, so come on in and have a laugh, you just might learn something in this thrilling new episode of your favorite underground podcast-a-roonie!

In this episode, we're celebrating the Holidays with a gift exchange in this extra special Christmas themed in-between episode! We know this time of year can be difficult and we hope this surprise drop helps you all get through the season. What do The Addams Family, Escape From New York, The Orville, Scooby-Doo, and Coca-Cola all have in common? This fuckin' episode, gang! Listen as we explain how and why we did what we done and got what we getted. A special shout-out goes to the one and only Diddy Bow for her assist in making part of this episode possible, and thanks to each and every one of you for continuing to hang with us. If you like this and you want more, be sure to check out our patreon at http://Patreon.com/NerdBlitzPod.

In this episode, we gather round the electronic hearth and take a peak at the first trailer for the brand new cape you don't tug on. James Gunn's Superman is knocked ass first onto the scene and we analyse every brightly colored damn frame of it and try to figure out who and what is happening! Are we more excited now than we were before this trailer? Listen and find out as your favorite wacky jag-offs tell you all how we feel about it.

In this episode we reach the thrilling climax of Clown in a Cornfield by Adam Cesare, wherein villains will monologue, mysteries are revealed, and people get made dead AF. Join us as we wrap up the 9th series of The Nerd Blitz Book Club!

Hey gang, welcome back to The Nerd Blitz Book Club! In this episode we continue with the penultimate section of Clown in a Cornfield by Adam Cesare, wherein the tale becomes bloody as hell and no one is safe! Follow us back into the cornfield and find out why kids are scared of clowns! This has been a feature of TS-D/JA Productions and JJ2E Media

Hey gang, welcome back to The Nerd Blitz Book Club! In this episode we continue with the next section of Clown in a Cornfield by Adam Cesare, a tale of corn and clowns and douchey asshole kids. Will anything start happening this week or is it another 80 pages of nothing? Join us as we find out! This has been a feature of TS-D/JA Productions and JJ2E Media

Hey gang, welcome back to The Nerd Blitz Book Club! In this episode we dive into the first part of Adam Cesare's Clown In A Cornfield. This has been a feature of TS-D/JA Productions and JJ2E Media

In this episode, guess who just got back today...the boys are back in town and boy howdy are they in rare form, so buckle the fuck up cause you ain't even ready for the wacky shit we're about to drop all up in your faces. We start off with a fever dream that has been hiding for damn near two whole years and recently came back around like a wacky little elf in the night, all creepy and shit, watching us sleep, before we get into the meat of the show. Fitty Man and Diddy Bow recently went to a con and met living legends and you get the exclusive scoop right in your hungry little ear holes, we also have a freshly baked brand new Pimp Spot, so spread the word around and get excited for a brand new episode of your favorite wacky jackholes!

Please turn off your com link and prepare to join us for the kick-off of a new TNB Commentaries sub-series where we take a look at every single episode of Star Wars: The Mandalorian, in order! Make the jump to hyperspace with us on this ambitious episode by episode journey through the very first Live-Action, lore expanding, technologically ground breaking, Star Wars series from Lucasfilm.

Hey gang, welcome back to The Nerd Blitz Book Club! In this episode we give a short prologue to our next title and discuss how we discovered this book and what we hope to find inside!

TNB Special Commentary: The Mandalorian Chapter 7 by The Nerd Blitz

In this episode, prompted by a pitiful Joke Corner, we sit in a circle and talk about our feelings in our most therapy-esque Podcast-A-Roonie yet, so prepare for revelations and tears. After we clean ourselves up, we talk about the recently announced anime inspired Scooby-Doo series Go Go Mystery Machine and our thoughts on it, plus we speculate on what the next Star Wars animated series could be. All that and oh so much more in this self-reflective and rather chill episode of your favorite goofy jackholes that are just too damn stupid to quit!

Geezil comes to in a hut and begins a search for anything helpful, things quickly go down hill! Stream Welcome To Wildemount on Youtube or wherever you get your music!https://youtu.be/XhlOti3H6L0

In this episode, we're talkin' giant lovable dog news and a fun related experience what one of us done went and had, so buckle up, gang, cause we're earning our title tonight! Scooby-Doo Blu-Rays a plenty have dropped in our laps the last few months, from the old Scrappy specials to the dawn of the Mook era, as well as a potential video game tease from Matt Lillard? Fitty man went and saw the Transformers 40th Anniversary screening and brings us all the details, then we talk about the major announcement from Netflix of a Live-Action Scooby-Doo series, all this and so much more is comin' atcha in this extra special ep, gang!

In this episode, grab your lightsabers and summon your midichlorians because we're making the jump to hyperspace and traveling through all eras of that snazzy galaxy far far away! We get all gabby about Tales Of The Empire and how it has and will impact the Wars going forward, which leads us to jabbering about the upcoming Star Wars: The Acolyte and our hopes for it. We finish out talking about the impeccable recently ended Star Wars The Bad Batch, that all happens as we slip in and out of our fancy suits and relitigate the case that is The Sequel Trilogy, so buckle the hell up, gang, we got a fun one for ya.

Please turn off your com link and prepare to join us for the kick-off of a new TNB Commentaries sub-series where we take a look at every single episode of Star Wars: The Mandalorian, in order! Make the jump to hyperspace with us on this ambitious episode by episode journey through the very first Live-Action, lore expanding, technologically ground breaking, Star Wars series from Lucasfilm. This has been a feature of TS-D/JA Productions and JJ2E Media

In this episode, we gather to celebrate 8 years of blitzin' about all things nerd in the way that only we can, so strap in for over three hours of anniversary fun, gang! We open the show by inducting the 2024 class into the prestigious and hallowed Nerd Blitz Hall Of Fame, and introduce two brand new categories to really spice things up. After that, we kick back for some chill chat about children's birthing day festivities, a surprise Star Wars trailer, the Game Of Thrones, and even take a question from the legendary SteBoost! So, whether you first joined us yesterday or 8 years ago, thanks for joining us in celebrating this anniversary, gang, now let's start poppin' bottles up in this piece!

Please turn off your com link and prepare to join us for the kick-off of a new TNB Commentaries sub-series where we take a look at every single episode of Star Wars: The Mandalorian, in order! Make the jump to hyperspace with us on this ambitious episode by episode journey through the very first Live-Action, lore expanding, technologically ground breaking, Star Wars series from Lucasfilm.

Please turn off your cellphones and cone along for the ride that is us preparing for the conclusion of GREATEST EVENT IN THE HISTORY OF ALL PODCASTING by way of an anniversary blowout spectacular celebration 20 years in the making! For our 77th Commentary, we cruise the Mystery Machine back to 2004 for this colorfully groovy flick starring Matthew Lillard, Linda Cardellini, Freddie Prinze Jr, Sarah Michelle Gellar, & Neil Fanning as the world's greatest mystery solving crew. We look at 20 year old reviews for both of these unfathomably heady movies, talk about scandalous behind the scenes pay drama, connect it to a beloved TV series, and panic cause we may not have anything to talk about in this episode that is almost twice as long as the movie, so come along, gang, as we honor two decades of this particular Scoobage

In this episode, we convene for an emergency episode of your favorite Jakku jack-offs to talk about the most recent trailer for a long time agoy war in the stars! The very first trailer for Star Wars: The Acolyte has arrived and we're here to give our snap judgements, gang, so strap in as we speculate like a maguuggah, any maybe tell a joke or two. When is this set? Is that Takodana? Do those robes look funny to you? Is the High Republic just a retread? Does this look infected? All of these questions and more are addressed in the only way we know how!

Please turn off your cellphones and prepare for this rootin' tootin' continuation of the GREATEST EVENT IN THE HISTORY OF ALL PODCASTING as we nibble it up for our second fang fest this year! For our 76th Commentary, we echolocate our way to 2021 for this fangy flick starring Devon Sawa, Julian Sands, Kim Director, Eli Roth, and Glenn Danzig. We breakdown this slice of truly indie fried gold and learn that it has a nice curve to it, all while grappling with the crispness of a flick that looks like it was made by people that stopped watching movies in 1961, in the BEST possible way, so find a copy and come along for the journey, gang!

Please turn off your cellphones and kickstart your hogg as we launch the return of the GREATEST EVENT IN THE HISTORY OF ALL PODCASTING in motoriffically bitey fashion! For our 75th Commentary, we throttle our way back to 1990 for this flick starring Neil Morrissey, Amanda Noar, Michael Elphick, and the iconic Anthony Daniels as a priest. We debate this shining example of demonic possession transference while dealing with the bewilderment at just how long this flick is, so gather your club for a little under bridge sacrifice and let's kick off this exciting yearly event!

Please turn off your com link and prepare to join us for the kick-off of a new TNB Commentaries sub-series where we take a look at every single episode of Star Wars: The Mandalorian, in order! Make the jump to hyperspace with us on this ambitious episode by episode journey through the very first Live-Action, lore expanding, technologically ground breaking, Star Wars series from Lucasfilm. This has been a feature of TS-D/JA Productions and JJ2E Media

In this special holiday soaked episode, we deliver a three pronged assault of Nerd Blitztery that is sure to either get you in the holiday mood or fill you so full of cheer that you puke, so listen with the appropriate amount of seasonal caution. In Part One we talk on depth and spoilery about two legacy sequels that we've finally watched, Indiana Jones And The Dial Of Destiny & Clerks III. Where did they go right? Where did they go wrong? We're ready to talk about it and figure it all out! In Part Two we gather the office ner-do-wells for play our third semi-annual round of Telephone, and we have two brand new players! Live from Hollywood, we welcome Andy @Secunda, co-host of Star Trek: The Next Conversation & Co-Pilots: TV Writers On TV Pilots, for his first game with us. We also have first timer @JoshMM along for the ride with returning players @TESDGroupie, SteBoost, @LookingForEight, & @TheJSarge for a swiss cheesy edition of our favorite game. And we round out the show with Part Three, where Doom finds topics for a Christmas Party and it goes...awry... What did a beloved classic writer do to piss in Doom's cereal? Why is Fitz throwing people out of his party like an old west saloon fight? Did AI write this bullshit? Can we please buy a contraction? All of these questions and more are addressed in the most festive and filthy fashion imaginable, so grab some nog and settle in for this holiday spectacular, good Knights Of Nerd Blitz-Dom!

Hey gang, welcome back to The Nerd Blitz Book Club! In this meaty middle episode of a special 3 part series sandwich, we're celebrating Christmas in the off-kilter style that only we can. This week sees us discussing our second holiday themed Dan Shamble, Zombie P.I. story, titled Cold Dead Turkey, which can be found in the Services Rendered short story collection. How exactly does attorney-client privilege work? Does noone understand security these days?These questions and more are asked, pondered, and possibly even answered. So snuggle up to a cozy fire, grab yourself a copy of this story, put the kettle on for a nice cuppa, and follow along with us as we read and discuss the second of three holiday themed tales in this seasonally appropriate 8th series of The Nerd Blitz Book Club!

Hey gang, welcome back to The Nerd Blitz Book Club! In this meaty middle episode of a special 3 part series sandwich, we're celebrating Christmas in the off-kilter style that only we can. This week sees us discussing a holiday themed My Cousin Vinny prequel story, titled A Very Vinny Christmas Story, which can be found digitally on Amazon. Does this story break Vinny canon? Are we messing with a multi-Vinny-verse? These questions and more are asked, pondered, and answered! So snuggle up to a cozy fire, grab yourself a copy of this story, put the kettle on for a nice cuppa, and follow along with us as we read and discuss the second of three holiday themed tales in this seasonally appropriate 8th series of The Nerd Blitz Book Club!

Hey gang, welcome back to The Nerd Blitz Book Club! In this debut episode of a special 3 part series, we're celebrating Christmas in the off-kilter style that only we can. This week sees us discussing a holiday themed Dan Shamble story, Naughty & Nice, which can be found in Working Stiff. Is a fallen Elf that loves the King an allegory for a rain forest? Is it unethical to microchip your boy dog child? Does one of us have an Andy kink? These questions and more are asked, pondered, and answered! So snuggle up to a cozy fire, grab yourself a copy of this story, put the kettle on for a nice cuppa, and follow along with us as we read and discuss the first of three holiday themed tales in this seasonally appropriate 8th series of The Nerd Blitz Book Club!

TNB Special Commentary: The Mandalorian Chapter 2 by The Nerd Blitz

TNB Special Commentary: The Mandalorian Chapter 3 by The Nerd Blitz

In this special episode, boy howdy one of us is all pent up and in an angry mood, ready to suck all of the air out of the room as he gives studio execs both barrels. We cover the recent failings from the house that Bugs built (a decision that has since been reversed), before talking about the conclusion of both Hollywood strikes. What does the future of Hollyweird have in story for us? We have no idea, but we are more than willing to speculate in this brisk episode of your favorite guilty pleasure podcast!

In this episode, your favorite wacky jackholes are back and ready to unleash their nerdery all over your faces, necks, & chests, as well as deep in you hearholes! They kick off by talking about another anniversary that just passed them by and celebrate 10 years of Just Jump To The End, as well as a certain somebody celebrating a big hatching day, we then talk about Star Wars: Ahsoka in depth. We also do some cartoon maroonin', have technical difficulties that force us to lose about 20 minutes of the show, then wrap up by mourning all of the recent podcast platforms that have gone the way of the dodo in this meaty episode from your nerdy podcast pals.

Doom Does 4: Doom Does An Experiment by The Nerd Blitz

TNB Question of the Week: Episode 4 by The Nerd Blitz

Enjoy a taste of Patreon with this Doom Does selection where Doom attempts a live episode on Discord discussing the trailer for Evil Dead Rise Find this an more at patreon.com/nerdblitzpod

In this episode, we gather together on this most glorious of days to explain ourselves and try to make with the hahas, ya dig? So come listen and tell us you haha'd or we'll all be embarrassed. Where have we been? Without power, getting lied to by the man, and getting the run around from blood, ya know, all the not fun and responsible stuff ya gotta do. But hey, we're working on things to get the feed more regular, fiber helps, but if you really miss our mouth noises grab a crisp 5 dollar bill and head over to Patreon.com/NerdBlitzPod and get instant access to over 160 hours of additional audio!

In this episode, the lads are all over the place and ready to give everything both barrels in a show so packed you'd think it was twice as long! We lament the loss of "Twitter that was" under the thumb of a deranged billionaire, chat about Supreme Leader Snoke getting a pay bump, and just what happened to Free Comic Book Day? Also, we cover an Indy-verse show that went before it even came, complain about WB continuing to shit the bed, and oh so much more in this ep that may have birthed a new slogan!

In this episode, which just so happens to be riddled with technical issues, we're celebrating Doom's 10 years as an online entertainer with an overcompensated, giant sized, mega length, self-suckin', extravaganza of an episode! We start off with a shocking Joke Corner, we then head to the foocher and talk about the recently concluded Star Trek: Picard Season 3, as well as the pros and cons of the entire body of the series, before welcoming Andy Secunda from Star Trek: The Conversation for his second visit where Doom tries to motivate him! After Andy leaves, Doom gets on his soapbox to motivate Fitz and then we talk about a recent Superman casting rumor as well as a breaking (at the time) update from James Gunn addressing said rumor, so come on in and celebrate 10 years of TS-D/JA Productions, the launch of our 2nd book, and our continuing attempts at Bitch Slappin' The Wind!

In this episode, we celebrate 7 years of making podcast-a-roonies together with a mega stuffed, giant sized, jam packed, record breakingly girthy, extra lengthed episode of your favorite guilty pleasure podcast that honors the past, present, and future of this 2 man circus known as The Nerd Blitz With Doom And Fitz! We kick off the show talking about Little House On The Prairie & Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman before we dive into the 2023 edition of The Nerd Blitz Hall Of Fame, then we dive into the final installment of our tribute to Kevin Conroy with a commentary for his final turn in animation as the Batman. In our middle segment we do the prep work for an upcoming Patreon 1st podcast, we follow that up with a commentary for the 2nd Chapter of The Mandalorian, and in our wrap-up we place 3 deserving inductees into The Nerd Blitz Hall Of Shame, so buckle the fuck up, gang, as this one is bursting at the seams with TNB goodness for listeners, both long time and newly minted! Thanks for continuing to take this journey through weirdness and wonder right along with us, gang.

In this episode, we are dealing with all of the news hot off the press from day 1 of Star Wars Celebration Europe 2023 in this surprise breaking news edition of The Nerd Blitz! We do a deep dive on the Ahsoka trailer and pick out some easy to miss, but awesome none the less easter eggs hidden within as well as deliver a healthy dose of speculation. Rey returns, Dave Filoni gets the hig chair, and a new era is unveiled as three new Star Wars movies are announced and we break it all down in this latest episode of your favorite guilty pleasure podcast!

Please turn off your com link and prepare to join us for the kick-off of a new TNB Commentaries sub-series where we take a look at every single episode of Star Wars: The Mandalorian, in order! For our 1st episode, we head back to the beginning and examine the introduction of this series from Star Wars geniuses Jon Favreau & Dave Filoni that stars Pedro Pascal as the titular Mando, Din Djarin, along side The Child, Grogu. Make the jump to hyperspace with us on this ambitious episode by episode journey through the very first Live-Action, lore expanding, technologically ground breaking, Star Wars series from Lucasfilm.

Please turn off your cellphones and strap a hang glider to your motorized bicycle because we're heading to cheese town for a belly full of camp and craziness that may just be unmatched by any other flick. For our 74th Commentary, we get launched out of the back of a van and sent over the side of a dam to 1979 for this televised motion picture starring Reb Brown, Christopher Lee, Connie Sellecca, and Stanley Kamel. The greatest event in the history of podcasting concludes for this year as we take a look at a flick that is bonkers, but some how Fitz comes loaded for bear with a pocket full of trivia, meanwhile Doom seems lost, so strap in for your favorite guilty pleasure podcast's signature dose of goofiness.

Please turn off your cellphones and join us for the perp walk as we head into the slammer, the big house, the joint, the pokie, and if that doesn't make it clear enough, we're headed to prison. For our 73rd Commentary, we get deloused and sprayed with a firehose back in 1986 for this soft-core flick starring Linda Carol, Wendy O. Williams, Pat Ast, Sybil Danning, and Sherri Stoner! The legendary event B-Movie March continues as we sit back to back and awkwardly watch this flick from Fitz's youth, make a bunch of questionable jokes, and just have a good time in this latest episode of your favorite guilty pleasure podcast!