The Stoned Prophet Potcast

This podcast is intended for immature adult audiences only. If you are under the age of 18 or have a giant stick shoved up your ass, please stop listening now. Show your love and support for the show by donating to help with production expenses at www.buymeacoffee.com/stonedprophet Don't forget to share on social! This show is only possible with your support motherfuckers. Episode Summary Tonight we discuss the Stoned Prophet's Colonoscopy experience chock full of rim jobs, explosive diarrhea, spelunking, and much more.  

email: stonedprophetpodcast@gmail.com Facebook: @stonedprophetpodcast This podcast is intended for immature, adult audiences only. If you are under the age of 18 or have a giant stick shoved up your ass, please stop listening now. Show your love and support for the show by donating to help with production expenses at www.buymeacoffee.com/stonedprophet Don't forget to share on social! This show is only possible with your support motherfuckers. Episode Summary My girlfriend cheated on me with the guy that sold me my couch. Ain't that some shit? Oh well, nothing a good old Chakra alignment won't fix.

email: stonedprophetpodcast@gmail.com Facebook: @stonedprophetpodcast This podcast is intended for immature, adult audiences only. If you are under the age of 18 or have a giant stick shoved up your ass, please stop listening now. Show your love and support for the show by donating to help with production expenses at www.buymeacoffee.com/stonedprophet Don't forget to share on social! This show is only possible with your support motherfuckers. Episode summary I'm a little concerned with my recent tongue fascination lately. 

contact: stonedprophetpodcast@gmail.com This podcast is intended for immature, adult audiences only. If you are under the age of 18 or have a giant stick shoved up your ass, please stop listening now. Show your love and support for the show by donating to help with production expenses at www.buymeacoffee.com/stonedprophet Don't forget to share on social! This show is only possible with your support motherfuckers. Episode summary Clearly, I was smoking on some good shit again tonight. Sit back and enjoy some Meat Pie and Mr. Rodgers.

contact: stonedprophetpodcast@gmail.com This podcast is intended for immature, adult audiences only. If you are under the age of 18 or have a giant stick shoved up your ass, please stop listening now. Show your love and support for the show by donating to help with production expenses at www.buymeacoffee.com/stonedprophet Don't forget to share on social! This show is only possible with your support motherfuckers. Episode summary I smoked some Bio Chem by Ozone tonight and well that shit turned me into a very chill flappy ballon man.

contact: stonedprophetpodcast@gmail.com This podcast is intended for immature, adult audiences only. If you are under the age of 18 or have a giant stick shoved up your ass, please stop listening now. Show your love and support for the show by donating to help with production expenses at www.buymeacoffee.com/stonedprophet Don't forget to share on social! This show is only possible with your support motherfuckers. Episode summary I may have smoked a little too much before recording this episode but in an effort to keep the show on track, I share a lovely story about the time I ripped ass in a Chevy Nova.

This podcast is intended for immature, adult audiences only. If you are under the age of 18 or have a giant stick shoved up your ass, please stop listening now. Show your love and support for the show by donating to help with production expenses at www.buymeacoffee.com/stonedprophet Don't forget to share on social! This show is only possible with your support motherfuckers. Episode summary Spring has sprung so that means a whole bunch of jobless motherfuckers are about to shack up with some BBWs. Thank you Uncle Sam for what you have done for our fat girls of the nation.

This podcast is intended for immature, adult audiences only. If you are under the age of 18 or have a giant stick shoved up your ass, please stop listening now. Show your love and support for the show by donating to help with production expenses at www.buymeacoffee.com/stonedprophet Don't forget to share on social! This show is only possible with your support motherfuckers. Episode summary I sit here fantasizing about high-priced escorts and considering a move to Canada.

This podcast is intended for immature, adult audiences only. If you are under the age of 18 or have a giant stick shoved up your ass, please stop listening now. Show your love and support for the show by donating to help with production expenses at www.buymeacoffee.com/stonedprophet Don't forget to share on social! This show is only possible with your support motherfuckers. Episode summary I broke a stranger's toilet today with the biggest shit that I have ever taken in my entire life. Luckily the problem was resolved thanks to Dale Rooter's big snake digging deep into the black hole of doo-doo.

This podcast is intended for immature, adult audiences only. If you are under the age of 18 or have a giant stick shoved up your ass, please stop listening now. Show your love and support for the show by donating to help with production expenses at www.buymeacoffee.com/stonedprophet Don't forget to share on social! This show is only possible with your support motherfuckers. Episode summary I learned about the love child of Corona and the Flu. Well isn't that just great? I guess I better stock up on adult diapers now. 

This podcast is intended for immature, adult audiences only. If you are under the age of 18 or have a giant stick shoved up your ass, please stop listening now. Show your love and support for the show by donating to help with production expenses at www.buymeacoffee.com/stonedprophet Don't forget to share on social! This show is only possible with your support motherfuckers. Episode summary Happy New Year, well except for Betty White and Brad at Zen Leaf Buchanan. 

This podcast is intended for immature, adult audiences only. If you are under the age of 18 or have a giant stick shoved up your ass, please stop listening now. Show your love and support for the show by donating to help with production expenses at www.buymeacoffee.com/stonedprophet Don't forget to share on social! This show is only possible with your support motherfuckers. Episode summary A strange encounter at a McDonald's has led me to believe that they are secretly cloning Chick-fil-A employees in a secret lab somewhere. Beware America. Beware.

This podcast is intended for immature, adult audiences only. If you are under the age of 18 or have a giant stick shoved up your ass, please stop listening now. Show your love and support for the show by donating to help with production expenses at www.buymeacoffee.com/stonedprophet Don't forget to share on social! This show is only possible with your support motherfuckers. Episode summary I have been evicted from the trailer which has set me off on a wild tangent about Virginia Slims and middle-class American men's enslavement. This outta be interesting.

This podcast is intended for immature, adult audiences only. If you are under the age of 18 or have a giant stick shoved up your ass, please stop listening now. Show your love and support for the show by donating to help with production expenses at www.buymeacoffee.com/stonedprophet Don't forget to share on social! This show is only possible with your support motherfuckers. Episode summary I need your help on ideas for taking this podcast to the next level. I call upon the help from an old friend, GI Joe, a real American hero and we drop some woke bombs on them, commie bastards.

This podcast is intended for immature, adult audiences only. If you are under the age of 18 or have a giant stick shoved up your ass, please stop listening now. Show your love and support for the show by donating to help with production expenses at www.buymeacoffee.com/stonedprophet Don't forget to share on social! This show is only possible with your support motherfuckers. Episode summary Tonight I figured we'd get a little more serious and talk about self-improvement. Of course, this is difficult after indulging in the pot brownies.

This podcast is intended for immature, adult audiences only. If you are under the age of 18 or have a giant stick shoved up your ass, please stop listening now. Show your love and support for the show by donating to help with production expenses at www.buymeacoffee.com/stonedprophet Don't forget to share on social! This show is only possible with your support motherfuckers. Episode summary Do not smoke the Jehovah's Witnesses bud. I did and now they want me dead.

This podcast is intended for immature, adult audiences only. If you are under the age of 18 or have a giant stick shoved up your ass, please stop listening now. Show your love and support for the show by donating to help with production expenses at www.buymeacoffee.com/stonedprophet Don't forget to share on social! This show is only possible with your support motherfuckers. Episode summary I'm feeling very white tonight after watching Taken. It was all fun and games until Lukas Black showed up.

This podcast is intended for immature, adult audiences only. If you are under the age of 18 or have a giant stick shoved up your ass, please stop listening now. Show your love and support for the show by donating to help with production expenses at www.buymeacoffee.com/stonedprophet Don't forget to share on social! This show is only possible with your support motherfuckers. Episode summary I have the worst song I have ever heard stuck in my head but at least there is still space enough to recall the cave pussy I encountered.

This podcast is intended for immature, adult audiences only. If you are under the age of 18 or have a giant stick shoved up your ass, please stop listening now. Show your love and support for the show by donating to help with production expenses at www.buymeacoffee.com/stonedprophet Don't forget to share on social! This show is only possible with your support motherfuckers. Episode summary All I wanted is some juicy white meat in my mouth while I dipped my biscuit in some creamy brown gravy but no KFC had to fuck it all up. Thanks for nothing Colonel Sander's!

This podcast is intended for immature, adult audiences only. If you are under the age of 18 or have a giant stick shoved up your ass, please stop listening now. Show your love and support for the show by donating to help with production expenses at www.buymeacoffee.com/stonedprophet Don't forget to share on your timeline! This show is only possible with your support. Episode summary Some of ya'll need to keep your private parts in your pants. Seriously quit making all these badass children. And why is it we don't see more obese people on reality television?

This podcast is intended for immature, adult audiences only. If you are under the age of 18 or have a giant stick shoved up your ass, please stop listening now. Show your love and support for the show by donating to help with production expenses at www.buymeacoffee.com/stonedprophet Don't forget to share on your timeline! This show is only possible with your support. Episode summary God created Adam and Eve and they smoked his cannabis plant of knowledge, while God killed the dinosaurs on earth, thus fucking it up for all of us incest babies.  Jake Paul has a miniature golf pencil dick. God's bud is as big as a horse cock. Plus lots of unnecessary sexual references.

This podcast is intended for immature, adult audiences only. If you are under the age of 18 or have a giant stick shoved up your ass, please stop listening now. Show your love and support for the show by donating to help with production expenses at www.buymeacoffee.com/stonedprophet Don't forget to share on your timeline! This show is only possible with your support. Episode summary I have a sure fire business idea that will revitalize the economy and bring about world peace, one blowjob at a time.

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Steve from Pune Poona, India gave me a free trial of a new Artificial Intelligence podcast script writer. Quite the education friend. Share, like, sub, follow, or whatever the fuck you want to do. Please support my broke ass? Cashapp = $stonedprophetpodcast  Are you not entertained motherfuckers? Damn what a brother gotta do for a tip?

My Tinder date with Attila the Hun ended with me in a Mexican prison with Willie Nelson. Please support the show fuck heads. Cashapp = $stonedprofitpodcast

Today on the Stoned Prophet podcast, SP's good friend Jack Mehow stops by with his watercolors and graces us with the creation of his latest masterpiece, "Nina's Hoo Hoo".  Stop on by the YouTube channel to watch this work of wonder get painted. Contact Me: stonedprophetpodcast@gmail.com https://www.facebook.com/The-Stoned-Prophet-105344751423776 @stonedprophetpodcast on the Gram https://stonedprophetpodcast.podbean.com/ Contribute to the cause: https://www.patreon.com/stonedprophetpodcast Cashapp = $stonedprophetpodcast  

I'm lazy. No description tonight.

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For every episode you share, an ugly motherfucker gets laid. Please share this podcast, like me and the boys shared your mom. Did you know that for the price of a newborn on the black market, you could help this podcast grow and blossom like the rose that it is? That is right only 3 easy steps. Follow + Share + Cashapp me ($stonedprophetpodcast) with your donation of any size. Oh and for every person that donates at least $25 to my cashapp, I will personally jerk off in your honor. Contribute to the cause: https://www.patreon.com/stonedprophetpodcast Cashapp = $stonedprophetpodcast Contact Me: stonedprophetpodcast@gmail.com https://www.facebook.com/The-Stoned-Prophet-105344751423776 @stonedprophetpodcast on the Gram https://stonedprophetpodcast.podbean.com/

For every episode you share, an ugly motherfucker gets laid. Please share this podcast, like me and the boys shared your mom. Contribute to the cause: https://www.patreon.com/stonedprophetpodcast Cashapp = $stonedprophetpodcast Contact Me: stonedprophetpodcast@gmail.com https://www.facebook.com/The-Stoned-Prophet-105344751423776 @stonedprophetpodcast on the Gram https://stonedprophetpodcast.podbean.com/

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Did you know that for the price of a newborn on the black market, you could help this podcast grow and blossom like the rose that it is? That is right only 3 easy steps. Follow + Share + Cashapp me ($stonedprophetpodcast) a decent amount. That is it! Oh and for every person that donates to my cashapp, I will personally jerk off in your honor. Contact Me: stonedprophetpodcast@gmail.com https://www.facebook.com/The-Stoned-Prophet-105344751423776 @stonedprophetpodcast on the Gram https://stonedprophetpodcast.podbean.com/ Contribute to the cause: https://www.patreon.com/stonedprophetpodcast Cashapp = $stonedprophetpodcast

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Cardi B's little garage rusted my cars. I hope Jake can help me. Contact Me: stonedprophetpodcast@gmail.com https://www.facebook.com/The-Stoned-Prophet-105344751423776 @stonedprophetpodcast on the Gram https://stonedprophetpodcast.podbean.com/ Contribute to the cause: https://www.patreon.com/stonedprophetpodcast Cashapp = $stonedprophetpodcast #podcast #CannabisCommunity #comedy #WeedLovers #NeedALaugh #hightimes #PodcastandChill #TexasStrong  

They cancelled Mr. & Mrs. Potato Head, lots of offended sheeple, and why is today's society so damn soft? Contribute to the cause: https://www.patreon.com/stonedprophetpodcast Cashapp = $stonedprophetpodcast Contact Me: stonedprophetpodcast@gmail.com https://www.facebook.com/The-Stoned-Prophet-105344751423776 @stonedprophetpodcast on the Gram https://stonedprophetpodcast.podbean.com/  

Who has Hollywood connections? Man to I have a real hum-ding-dong of an idea. Don't miss this episode and please share on social yo! Contact Me: stonedprophetpodcast@gmail.com https://www.facebook.com/The-Stoned-Prophet-105344751423776 @stonedprophetpodcast on the Gram https://stonedprophetpodcast.podbean.com/ Contribute to the cause: https://www.patreon.com/stonedprophetpodcast Cashapp = $stonedprophetpodcast #podcast #CannabisCommunity #comedy #WeedLovers #NeedALaugh #hightimes #PodcastandChill #TexasStrong  

I may have punched a kid with Down Syndrome and stole his headset from Wish. Don't call the cops, I'm not cut out for prison. Contact Me: stonedprophetpodcast@gmail.com https://www.facebook.com/The-Stoned-Prophet-105344751423776 @stonedprophetpodcast on the Gram https://stonedprophetpodcast.podbean.com/ Contribute to the cause: https://www.patreon.com/stonedprophetpodcast Cashapp = $stonedprophetpodcast #podcast #CannabisCommunity #comedy #WeedLovers #NeedALaugh #hightimes #PodcastandChill #TexasStrong    

Man those fools at YouTube flagged my last episode as Medical Misinformation. WTF? Gary Vaynerchuk and I need to team up and create a the all new Gary's Tube. Lastly wtf is up in Texas. They don't know what snow is. Stay #TexasStrong Contact Me: stonedprophetpodcast@gmail.com https://www.facebook.com/The-Stoned-Prophet-105344751423776 @stonedprophetpodcast on the Gram https://stonedprophetpodcast.podbean.com/ Contribute to the cause: https://www.patreon.com/stonedprophetpodcast Cashapp = $stonedprophetpodcast

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Please follow and share so no more kittens die unnecessarily. On today's episode we talk Vagina Day, as well as the need for marijuana bars in the USA. I'd love to start one but I need me a friend like David Dobrik. Contact Me: stonedprophetpodcast@gmail.com https://www.facebook.com/The-Stoned-Prophet-105344751423776 @stonedprophetpodcast on the Gram https://stonedprophetpodcast.podbean.com/ Contribute to the cause: https://www.patreon.com/stonedprophetpodcast Cashapp = $stonedprophetpodcast

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On tonight's episode we talk about old men curiosity and why they are on Grinder. We also discuss the fact that marriage is a conspiracy. And men, sorry to tell you but women will always win and pretty much rule the world. Oh and do a brother a favor and share this mofo'ing podcast. Contact Me: stonedprophetpodcast@gmail.com https://www.facebook.com/The-Stoned-Prophet-105344751423776 @stonedprophetpodcast on the Gram https://stonedprophetpodcast.podbean.com/ Contribute to the cause: https://www.patreon.com/stonedprophetpodcast Cashapp = $stonedprophetpodcast

Holy shyte this one is quite the trip. You all's guess as good as mine. Contact Me: stonedprophetpodcast@gmail.com https://www.facebook.com/The-Stoned-Prophet-105344751423776 @stonedprophetpodcast on the Gram https://stonedprophetpodcast.podbean.com/ Contribute to the cause: https://www.patreon.com/stonedprophetpodcast Cashapp = $stonedprophetpodcast

I am a serial killer. Hear is my confession. Contact Me: stonedprophetpodcast@gmail.com https://www.facebook.com/The-Stoned-Prophet-105344751423776 @stonedprophetpodcast on the Gram https://stonedprophetpodcast.podbean.com/ Contribute to the cause: https://www.patreon.com/stonedprophetpodcast Cashapp = $stonedprophetpodcast

Today is your lucky day because episode 47 is here. Today I talk about my vision from God who has called me to Make Mexico Great Again. We also converse upon Dick Taters and THC. Contact Me: stonedprophetpodcast@gmail.com https://www.facebook.com/The-Stoned-Prophet-105344751423776 @stonedprophetpodcast on the Gram https://stonedprophetpodcast.podbean.com/ Contribute to the cause: https://www.patreon.com/stonedprophetpodcast Cashapp = $stonedprophetpodcast

Be whoever you want to be! Fuck 'em if they throw shade on you. We are all just hot, steamy pies in the bakery of life. We are all sliced differently but still taste good as fuck. As always, my apologies for anyone I offended this evening. I wish I could say it won't happen again. Meh! Contact Me:stonedprophetpodcast@gmail.comhttps://www.facebook.com/The-Stoned-Prophet-105344751423776@stonedprophet podcast on the Gram Contribute to the cause:https://www.patreon.com/stonedprophetCashapp = $stonedprophetpodcast