Two unlikely best friends Dave Weasel and Brandon Collins fight about everything. One is a cuckservative douchebag, the other a liberal comedian & handsome devil & writer of this bio.
The Valley Boys Podcast is a show that exudes authenticity and humor, making it an enjoyable listen for those seeking a light-hearted and entertaining podcast experience. With their funny views and seamless banter, Dave and his co-host keep the energy high throughout each episode. From the moment I started listening, I felt like I was part of a conversation between friends, which made the podcast incredibly relatable and engaging.
One of the best aspects of The Valley Boys Podcast is the genuine chemistry between the hosts. It's clear that they have a great rapport and enjoy bouncing off each other's jokes and ideas. This dynamic creates a natural flow to their conversations, allowing for plenty of hilarious anecdotes and witty exchanges. Their sense of humor shines through in every episode, leaving listeners entertained from start to finish.
Furthermore, this podcast stands out thanks to its consistency in delivering quality content. The hosts consistently bring their A-game, ensuring that each episode is filled with interesting topics, amusing stories, and insightful discussions. This dedication to providing engaging material keeps me coming back for more episodes week after week.
While The Valley Boys Podcast offers many positives, there are also a few areas where improvements could be made. One aspect that could use some polish is the audio quality. At times, it can be slightly inconsistent or unbalanced between the hosts' voices or guest interviews. However, given the podcast's overall charm and content quality, this minor issue doesn't detract significantly from the listening experience.
In conclusion, The Valley Boys Podcast is an authentic gem within the podcasting landscape. Dave and his co-host offer a refreshing blend of comedy, relatability, and camaraderie that makes every episode highly enjoyable. While some technical aspects could be refined in terms of audio quality on occasion, these minor hiccups are easily overshadowed by the show's hilarious banter and engaging content. I wholeheartedly recommend giving The Valley Boys Podcast a listen for a guaranteed dose of laughter and entertainment.
Dave talks about a 'dick detector' his childhood friend found, pornbot names, red/green flags, the latest crazy headlines, and pretending to be Danny Glover on Yahoo Answers Sponsor: Green Chef - greenchef.com/60valleyboys and use code 60valleyboys to get 60% off, plus 20% off your next two months
Dave talks about the lack of a War on Christmas this year, Starbucks drinks testing his waistline, pro athlete salaries being justified, and some truly crazy headlines from the last week
Dave talks about Twin Flames and the dumpster fire types of people to get involved in that, Blackberrys, recent crazy headlines, and how religions with sex rules are sex cults.
Dave declares he's already over Christmas, talks about the ineffectiveness of voicemail, horror movie nudity, Boxing Day vs. Black Friday, the gong show of his first job, and the Rife rage
Dave discusses Black Friday, how a French Bulldog ruined Thanksgiving and not him, the creepy older guy in small towns that hang around teenagers, and people pooping in line at Disneyland (yes really)
Dave talks about karate dorks, the Punk in the Park Festival, etiquette for falling down, unfortunate nicknames, and if cereal box prizes came with trashy liquor
Dave speculates on the superior being; the Sega Kid or the Super Nintendo Kid. Also talks about Bill Burr's movie Old Dads, 23andMe letdowns for white people, and first-time unsupervised internet access. Sponsors: Factormeals.com/valleyboys50 and use code valleyboys50 to get 50% off PrettyLitter.com/VALLEYBOYS and use code VALLEYBOYS to save 20% on your first order.
Dave describes his recent disastrous trip to San Diego, naked people urinating on subway trains, and a police officer who was recognized by one of her OnlyFans subscribers during a traffic stop Sponsor: Hellofresh.com/50VALLEYBOYS and use code 50VALLEYBOYS for 50% off plus free shipping
Dave talks about OJ Simpson avoiding LA (and reflective surfaces) as to not meet 'who did it', GoPuff delivering 'adult toys', and getting caught vandalizing his own desk with disparaging remarks about his teacher Sponsors: HelloFresh.com/50valleyboys and use code 50valleyboys for 50% off plus free shipping! PrettyLitter.com/VALLEYBOYS and use code VALLEYBOYS to save 20% on your first order.
Dave speculates the scene if Taylor Swift did the 'Tomahawk' at the Kansas City Chiefs game, if sports teams had 'insensitive' team names about western culture, when drinking in the morning is socially acceptable, and pre-planned excuses for dates. Sponsor: Factormeals.com/valleyboys50 and use code valleyboys50 to get 50% off tryfum.com and use code VALLEYBOYS to save an additional 10% off your order
Dave talks about Lauren Boebert's husband whipping it out at a bowling alley and picking up where she left off with her new date, giving a tour of LA, and getting kicked out of Canadian Idol Sponsors: Shopduer.com and use promo code VALLEYBOYS for 15% off EveryPlate.com/podcast and enter code 49VALLEYBOYS for just $1.49 per meal
Dave recounts his drunk friend at an NFL game, the mommy blogger arrested for not being such a good mommy, the aliens presented in Mexico, religious polygamy, and legalized prostitution. Sponsors: HelloFresh- HelloFresh.com/50valleyboys and use code 50VALLEYBOYS for 50% off plus 15% off the next 2 months! DraftKings - Get in on the NFL week two action with DraftKings Sportsbook! Download the app NOW and use code VALLEYBOYS to sign up. New customers can bet $5 and take home $200 instantly in bonus bets
Dave describes the hellscape of driving in San Francisco, his new cat having stinky butt drama, growing older, and stages of alcoholism Sponsors: tryfum.com/VALLEYBOYS and use code VALLEYBOYS to save an additional 10% off your order today DraftKings- Download NOW and use code VALLEYBOYS to sign up! New customers can take home $200 in bonus bets instantly just for betting $5.
Dave goes back to Disneyland and encounters more Disney Adults ruining it for the kids, gas station daycares, drunk grandmothers, and rural America
Dave recalls getting to swear in front of a teacher, a man identifying as Christian yelling about food stamps, warns about guys who own swords, vocal fry, and lightly brushes on the Trump arrest
Dave talks about what a Racist Conversion Camp would be like, original Nintendo cheat codes, and how a kid publicly freaked out thinking Dave was a leprechaun during a horrible time in life he wore a fedora with a chin strap beard. SPONSOR: EveryPlate - go to http://everyplate.com/podcast and enter code 49valleyboys to get started for $1.49
Dave gives advice on what NOT to do when cancelling plans, escaping a SiriusXM trial, which TV dads would vote for Trump or Biden, how every kid has a traumatizing hamster story, stealing furniture from venues that owe you money, and the Nickelback documentary. Sponsor: HelloFresh.com/VALLEYBOYS50 and and use code VALLEYBOYS50 for 50% off plus free shipping!
In what is technically the 100th episode, Dave goes through some of the wildest FLORIDA MAN news stories. Meth, nudity, alligators, and a whole lot of booze. sponsor: EVERYPLATE: go to https://everyplate.com/podcast and entering code valleyboys49 to get started for just $1.49
Dave describes a recent encounter of people doing their nasty business in broad day light public, DoorDash creeps, and how to handle your women stinking up the bathroom
Dave talks about why he doesn't go to parties at famous people's houses, a disastrous story where he was invited to try out for a school hockey team because they confused him with an NHL prospect, and voting against your own interests to stick it to the libs. SPONSOR: FACTOR MEALS go to https://factormeals.com/valleyboys50 or use code VALLEYBOYS50 for 50% off your first box
Dave gets into an Uber driver randomly spurring her right wing beliefs like it's a game of bingo, road trips in the 90s, how we've all been the accidental creep, and why you shouldn't drunk dial past age 30
Dave talks about the Disney Adult's cousin the Vegas Voyager, religions had logos someone had to design, judging someone based on their name, and the glory days of flip phones and MySpace SPONSORS: DUER: Get 15% off storewide at https://shopduer.com MANSCAPED: Get 20% plus free shipping at https://manscaped.com/valleyboys
Dave plots a sickening way to get revenge on a rental increase, his hatred for Trader Joe's, and makes a list of the type of guys who "whip out their hog" at inappropriate times SPONSOR: FACTOR - go to https://factormeals.com/valleyboys50 to get 50% off your first box
Dave talks about how his friend got engaged to a woman he met while doing cocaine together, how the Kardashians can fart in a jar and you'd still buy it, feral barn cats, and Dry May
Dave is back talking about recent live performance blunders, banning drag shows, Easter Jesus, and how anyone saying they're 5'10 is lying
Dave goes into great detail about Disneyland's villain for children; Disney Adults. Also discussed is a school superintendent leaving his gun on the toilet for children to find, influencers, an Ai writing Dave Weasel jokes, and Madonna the Lizard Queen SPONSOR: FACTOR https://factormeals.com/valleyboys50 for 50% off your first box
Dave is back to discuss when it's appropriate to start farting around your partner, fast food CEOs, and how beards make double chins look like 1.5 chins Sponsor: FACTOR - get 50% off your first box at https://factormeals.com/valleyboys50
Dave Weasel expresses how he can't believe he can't go to Vegas and to an NFL game there without catching the Roni. Despite the disease, he talks about the 11.5 hour drive back to LA, Mrs. Coconuts, all while sounding like he's underwater (that's just his voice, not a technical difficulty)
Dave goes over the weird things he would do if he were Elon rich, gifts to give people you hate, and how men don't get smarter, they learn to control their stupidity. Sponsor: Valley Boys Podcast is sponsored by BETTERHELP get 10% off your first month at http://betterhelp.com/valleyboys Manscaped - manscaped.com/VALLEYBOYS for 20% OFF + Free Shipping
Dave talks about the benefits of arranged marriages, swearing in kindergarten, and dishes horror stories about a crazy Winnipeg family Sponsor: Valley Boys Podcast is sponsored by BETTERHELP get 10% off your first month at http://betterhelp.com/valleyboys
Dave Weasel discusses using your filth for revenge, parents casting their kids for ugly roles, and plays Aspergers or CTE Sponsor: Manscaped - manscaped.com/VALLEYBOYS for 20% OFF + Free Shipping Fitbod - Get 25% off your subscription or try the app FREE at Fitbod.me/VALLEYBOYS.
Dave Weasel discusses getting a woman fired from Lyft, San Francisco, And gaining so much weight he'll need an MRI at the zoo. Sponsor: Valley Boys Podcast is sponsored by BETTERHELP get 10% off your first month at http://betterhelp.com/valleyboys
Dave Weasel reviews the Union Station bathroom, suspects a dog is the mayor of Reseda, and clarifies meat clowns vs dirt farmers Sponsor: Visit Manscaped.com and use code VALLEYBOYS for free shipping and 20% off Get 25% off your subscription or try the app FREE at Fitbod.me/VALLEYBOYS
Dave Weasel discusses the Kanye West mutiny, Jehovah's Witness Halloween, your own body betraying you, Orange County, and other people's boring work stories. Sponsor: go to Betterhelp.com/VALLEYBOYS for 10% off you first month of therapy
Dave gives a rundown on some unique fetishes, Lizzo and the crystal flute uproar, Davante Adams, and what Michael Myers would possibly be doing between all the murdering Sponsor: go to Betterhelp.com/VALLEYBOYS for 10% off you first month of therapy
Dave Weasel discusses true crime interest vs. serial killer interest, Mormon sexual loopholes, and replacing zodiac signs with which Ninja Turtle you liked Sponsor: Get 25% off your subscription or try out the app for FREE when you sign up now at Fitbod.me/VALLEYBOYS
We are back! Dave talks about his time as a college mascot, illustrates how there's no such thing as a free lunch, speculates on what the Pig People from the reality shows REALLY do, and the cast of characters you see at the DMV
Dave Weasel is joined by comedians Kenan Kaya and Hector Resendez to talk about everything from incest in Iowa to sharting in the bed, and getting kicked out of a concert as a Canadian vs. a Mexican.
Dave Weasel is joined by Kenan Kaya and Hector Resendez to talk about everything from incest in Iowa to sharting in the bed, and getting kicked out of a concert as a Canadian vs. a Mexican
The boys speculate on how spontaneous orgies would be started in real life, carjackings, and how Dave suggested to a new NHL owner the dumbest team name possible.
The boys discuss Brandon's new back-length mullet, the term 'slut' being gender neutral, and what Roe v. Wade means for these poor, poor men
With Brandon back after surgery, the boys discuss getting fatter, if farts can be racist, Elon Musk, and Dave's idea to use GoFundMe for all his life expenses.
In an other solo episode, Dave Weasel tells wild stories from his band days, growing up Jehovah's Witness, and a man who gave a cop meth instead of his license and registration.
In a solo episode while Brandon recovers from surgery, Dave talks about Elizabeth Holmes and The Dropout, the crazy pastor casting out "witches", and embracing your filth but not like the guy caught masturbating four times on one flight did
The boys speculate on what some honest company slogans would be, including for Victoria's Secret and dollar stores that sell pregnancy test, their first time cussing in front of their parents, and a man with no arms who stabbed someone
The boys finally address Brandon cutting a remote episode short because he had to take a dump in a 711 cup in his truck, a woman hospitalized for holding in farts, and a man who shot off his own penis breaking into cars
The boys give advice on what to wear if you want people to avoid you, Nazis, and an assault with a bag of used needles
With Brandon back in LA, the boys talk about a fat Olympics, the trashiest places to get kicked out of, Love is Blind, and fatfishing.
Dave goes over the wildest headlines about divorce including a marriage destroyed by farting, Mormon gay/straight marriages, Kim/Kanye/Skete, and a wife who slept with the entire WuTang Clan
Hector Resendez joins Dave to talk about how toilet plungers are a form of currency in Iowa, Los Angeles vs Orange County comedians, and a pregnant stripper named "Skunky" crying
In a solo episode, Dave goes over some recent headlines including an anti-vaxxer leading the "urine therapy" movement, Neil Young, a woman trying to buy a baby at Walmart, and a real life Weekend At Bernies