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Every day I talk to myself like a lunatic, so why not embarrass the future me by recording what I say. This is also to make traffic more fun (if that’s even possible)... Also this podcast is a Bill Burr ripoff wannabe Monday Morning Podcast, so there’s th


    • Aug 12, 2022 LATEST EPISODE
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    NBA Talk - Old episode that I never Published

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 12, 2022 16:54


    I'm back, kinda! Here's more of my bs. Extremely late and outdated podcast. I'll post something new soon.

    Best Weekend So Far

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 1, 2021 16:42


    Celebrating

    Yelling at Cupcakes

    Play Episode Listen Later May 20, 2021 18:26


    Tried to do something nice on my mother's birthday, but it went sideways! Waking up extremely early to then know it was kinda pointless…

    50 Million Dollar Fast Lane towards TRAFFIC

    Play Episode Listen Later May 7, 2021 22:24


    It's finally open! Bill Gates Divorce! A headache that turned out to be another headache. Babbling / ranting about new highway, Bill Gates and something about HomeDepot

    Grandpa with Huge Testicle

    Play Episode Listen Later May 3, 2021 15:28


    Ranting about a boxer that kill his pregnant girlfriend, need money to make money and athletic injuries without being an athlete.

    Black Market goes Hardcore with PLANTS

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 30, 2021 15:28


    Babbling about illegal succulents underground marketplace, people being fired and millionaire designer trees

    Super Homeless Oscars League

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 28, 2021 17:20


    Ranting about the new soccer league in Europe, the Oscars 2021 kicking out the homeless and nothing else

    TikTok : Jiggling your JUNK

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 23, 2021 13:51


    TikTok first impressions. Might do videos there someday idk

    Morning Wood: a Tiger Woods Documentary

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 18, 2021 23:14


    This is just an idiot talking about Tiger Woods documentary on HBO, while driving to get my nose f**ked, to know if I got the pandemic juice

    Corona Coin

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 16, 2021 14:20


    Well f-me... lost money, time and plans. This is a rant about the latest losing of crap

    Cookie Dough Monster

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 14, 2021 13:40


    Babbling about the horrible things I ate last night, Johnson & Johnson vaccines, and hugging in Covid times.

    Crap I Deal with On the Daily

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 13, 2021 23:47


    Ranting about everything kinda, old ladies making me fat, fighting in the office space, money hungry government whores that seek contracts that don't fix anything, and looking gay as that's ok.

    BitClout

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 9, 2021 10:25


    Ranting about BitClout, new crypto currency based on human social status. Logan Paul, David Dobrik and Elon Musk, all new coins you can invest on

    One Child Nation / The Operation

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 7, 2021 23:48


    Trigger Warning and what not: this episode is about abortions and the sterilization of women, so do with that what you will. Documentaries mentioned in this podcast: One Child Nation and The Operation.

    The Key to a Useless Condom

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 6, 2021 17:55


    Woman caught sleeping at her cubicle. What a Scandal! Babbling about condoms at work, leaving my house keys

    The CURE for your BALD Ass

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 31, 2021 15:45


    I look like a dork mixed with a geek mixed with a nerd who married an incel. Gotta change my style. Ranting about Instagram inspirational posts and some random guy who won't shave his almost bald head!

    Loving Mother One Egg

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 30, 2021 18:02


    This fat ass rants about burning a hole in his pocket because all the money he spent on a fudging car and how a loving parent fights with others.

    FISH are CANCELED... apparently

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 29, 2021 36:30


    Deep dive on the new documentary about the fishing industry, Seaspiracy on Netflix. Also rant about other future docs that will be released on Human Destruction, getting rid of the news and negative positivity. BTW this is a special rooftop episode, so you might hear odd real world stuff.

    Girlfriend sleeping with her DOG

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 25, 2021 13:28


    At War with my gf dog! Ranting about my embarrassment MacDonalds breakfast meal, gym bros and fat co workers.

    Fight in an Abandoned School

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 24, 2021 18:49


    Ranting about depressing news in the mourning and that fight I had in high school over a girl that I didn't care about.

    8th Grade EX with ROBOT ARM

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 23, 2021 22:47


    Girlfriend RED as a clowns nose. Sun almost killed her drunk ass. She is awesome, so lets talk about how to manage nervousness, a terrible science fair and my 8th grade

    NAKED Tourists at my HOME Town

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 19, 2021 10:52


    WTF is going on with cheap airline tickets and people going CRAZY drunk where I live?!? I kinda like it. Seems like fun, but locals are freaking out. Ranting about Justice League movie and my radiator explosion!

    FML Car Exploded

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 16, 2021 8:49


    Ranting about Biden being old, Bill Burr at the Grammys, God not taking more time off during the creation of the earth and stimulus checks

    How NOT to FLIRT with Someone

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 12, 2021 17:24


    Ranting about one of the most embarrassing event of my life, stereotypes of men & women, and what did I do while I was gone

    Lying about COVID to get out of Work

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 9, 2021 15:58


    Ranting about all the times I lied to get out of work and relationship problems. Alternative title for this episode Time Capsule filled with Regret and Despair

    4 Screens for WHAT? Samsung / Money Rant

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 8, 2021 16:49


    Have you ever wiped your behind with money? Ranting about new TVs, money

    Dove Chocolates are NOT Inspiring

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 5, 2021 9:36


    Ranting about the multiple times I started the podcast, meditation and Dive Chocolate

    River, Piss, Parasites

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 4, 2021 16:18


    Ranting about some girls that are not that interesting as they think they are, being afraid to pee in a river, babies inside womb are parasites, people who honk their cars for no reason andJoe Biden “you know the thing”.

    WORST thing about Time Travel

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 3, 2021 20:31


    Why don't we get payed every day??? Why wait for the end of the week or every 2 weeks or any specific day that's not today??? Plus I rant about the 2002 movie The Time Machine with Guy Pearce and the stupid look on his face

    Car is a piece of

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 1, 2021 19:53


    How would you react in a robbery? Probably not like the guy in the video last night. I also rant about my old car

    Quit your job in the FUTURE

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 26, 2021 17:11


    Ranting about my wish to change jobs, end my masters degree and some baseball athlete calling out a reporter

    Giving Up on MEAT

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 25, 2021 16:24


    Last night saw Okja on Netflix and it f me up. Let's talk about it

    I can't grow a beard...

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 24, 2021 26:47


    What a disgusting podcast cover photo! That's a chin btw. Ranting about nipple hair world records, how I can't grow a beard, and bird

    How much

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 24, 2021 11:52


    Money talk

    Crypto Hot Balloon Mess

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 23, 2021 18:29


    Ranting about my crypto

    Farts Against Humanity

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 22, 2021 22:53


    Rant about ugly COVID people, tai food destroys gut bio, girlfriend doesn't say thanks you, and nobody wants to work...

    Relaxing to Lose Weight

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 22, 2021 14:35


    Talking a lot of poop, skip this one if you care to be entertained

    No more Negativity

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 19, 2021 15:06


    Mars exploration, no negative nonsense and hating my regular working shift

    Changing my Shift RANT

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 18, 2021 20:56


    All out blazing on my change of shift

    Excited Space Travel

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 17, 2021 15:42


    I feel good, it will probably let 2 weeks... oh well!

    Happy and Privileged

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 16, 2021 14:32


    Ranting about how being rich isn't as sad as they want you to think!

    Valentine NUTELLA

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 12, 2021 17:23


    Screaming about the Valentines Gift exchange, my bro's dick Nutella bj story, Rubik's cube need and that woman in the office no one likes. BTW 224lb. Is my Friday Weight in. That's a 1.5 loss. My guess, the scale is wrong... we will see next week.

    For the love of God, DON'T TALK TO ME

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 11, 2021 23:51


    God is a betting man, Co-worker's being annoying and loosing my patience while enjoying my Job

    Bayblade for Poor People

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 11, 2021 11:00


    Bayblade rip-off, who is Bugs Bunny and never trending!

    Like Wearing High Heels

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 10, 2021 17:38


    The Great Cat War

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 10, 2021 14:47


    Bla bla bla enter description here, something about cats

    No Butt Cheeks Butt

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 9, 2021 17:19


    Elbows in the air pee man, plus O+ blood

    Online Shopping

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 9, 2021 15:05


    I have no idea, what I talked about in this episode

    Mystery CONDOM Murder

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 8, 2021 13:03


    Today we join Special detective triple oh 77, on a discovery of unfortunate tragedy.... enjoy...

    Ice Cream Whore

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 5, 2021 20:57


    Ranting about a lady that is low key judging me for asking for ice cream

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