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In Episode 47, Mark Graban and Jamie Flinchbaugh attempt another experiment in format, covering a range of quick-hit topics in the news rather than a single deep dive. As always, we welcome feedback. Before we got to that, however, our whiskey theme was also new, or new to us: we each picked a whiskey we hadn't tried before. Jamie's pick was Four Walls Irish American Whiskey, a celebrity whiskey from a group of stars from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, including Rob McElhenney, who famously co-owns Wrexham AFC, a 3rd tier football club in the UK, along with Ryan Reynolds. Mark's pick was inspired by his My Favorite Mistake podcast with the founder of Jeptha Creed with their Bloody Butcher's Creed 4 Grain Bourbon Whiskey, made from Bloody Butcher red heirloom corn grown on their own farm. In the news, we covered four topics. First was Kentucky's decision to decriminalize medical errors, which allows healthcare providers to focus on providing care the best method possible and not going to jail just for a mistake, lessons from the RaDonda Vaught case in Tennessee. Next, while not really news, we discussed Jamie's Forbes article about Hanlon's Razor, including what a razor is, what it has to do with the lean principle of Respect for People, and how it can help choose a more productive path of action. Third we explore the Labor Notes' article declaring the end of lean production. Of course, we disagree, although both motivation and validly bad lean practices both contribute to their perspectives. Finally, we cover a Wall Street Journal article titled The Jiggle Is Up, about how companies are defeating attempts to manipulate work with mouse jigglers. There is so much wrong here, from culture to process to metrics, that we start to unpack. We finally end, with July being so hot seemingly everywhere, with our favorite summer refreshing non-whiskey cocktails. But, you'll have to either listen to or skip to the end of hear our choices. Jamie's pick: Four Walls Irish American Whiskey Mark's pick: Jeptha Creed Bloody Butcher's Creed 4 Grain Bourbon Whiskey My Favorite Mistake podcast featuring Jeptha Creed founder
Blake and David explore the intersection of AI, remote work, and accounting technology. They take a look at the phenomenon of "mouse jiggling," examine various AI tools reshaping the accounting industry, and analyze a survey showing widespread adoption of AI in the workplace. There's also a review of different AI chatbots, highlights on new AI-powered accounting startups, and a brief look at the U.S. government's online passport renewal system. This wide-ranging conversation offers valuable insights into the evolving landscape of work and technology in the digital age.SponsorsLiveFlow - http://accountingpodcast.promo/liveflowRightRev - http://accountingpodcast.promo/rightrevMakers Hub - http://accountingpodcast.promo/makershubChapters(01:14) - Mouse Jiggling Scandal at Wells Fargo (05:28) - Pig Butchering Scams and Synapse Bankruptcy (09:20) - Return to Office Mandates and Employee Turnover (12:55) - AI Tools in Accounting: Zapier Central Demo (18:18) - Impact of AI on Freelance Jobs (21:49) - Private Equity and Audit Board Acquisition (26:05) - AI Co-Pilot for Accounting Firms: Materia Raises $6.3 Million (30:04) - Technology Maturity and Firm Revenue (36:10) - AI Adoption in the Workplace (38:15) - AI Tools Revolutionizing Financial Reporting (40:42) - The Rise of Chatbots: A Wall Street Journal Analysis (42:08) - Comparing Chatbot Performance Across Different Tasks (50:13) - The Future of AI in Accounting Firms (59:42) - Innovations in Government Services (01:02:08) - Wrap-Up and Announcements Show NotesMeet Zapier Central's Chrome extension: Work with your personal AI bots anywherehttps://zapier.com/blog/zapier-central-chrome-extension/The Great AI Challenge: We Test Five Top Bots on Useful, Everyday Skillshttps://www.wsj.com/tech/personal-tech/ai-chatbots-chatgpt-gemini-copilot-perplexity-claude-f9e40d26Numeric secures $10m in Seed funding to revolutionise accounting automationhttps://fintech.global/2024/05/08/numeric-secures-10m-in-seed-funding-to-revolutionise-accounting-automation/Finaloop secures $35 Million in Series Ahttps://www.finextra.com/pressarticle/101198/finaloop-secures-35-million-in-series-aJune 2024 Update: Beta Release of an Online Passport Renewal Systemhttps://travel.state.gov/content/travel/en/passports/have-passport/renew-online.htmlCalifornia Board of Accountancy CPANext Surveyhttps://www.linkedin.com/posts/cbanews_we-want-to-hear-from-you-this-weekend-is-activity-7212584294232285184-25saNeed CPE?Get CPE for listening to podcasts with Earmark: https://earmarkcpe.comSubscribe to the Earmark Podcast: https://podcast.earmarkcpe.comGet in TouchThanks for listening and the great reviews! We appreciate you! Follow and tweet @BlakeTOliver and @DavidLeary. Find us on Facebook and Instagram. If you like what you hear, please do us a favor and write a review on Apple Podcasts or Podchaser. Call us and leave a voicemail; maybe we'll play it on the show. DIAL (202) 695-1040.SponsorshipsAre you interested in sponsoring the Cloud Accounting Podcast? For details, read the prospectus.Need Accounting Conference Info? Check out our new website - accountingconferences.comLimited edition shirts, stickers, and other necessitiesTeePublic Store: http://cloudacctpod.link/merchSubscribeApple Podcasts: http://cloudacctpod.link/ApplePodcastsYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@TheAccountingPodcastSpotify: http://cloudacctpod.link/SpotifyPodchaser: http://cloudacctpod.link/podchaserStitcher: http://cloudacctpod.link/StitcherOvercast: http://cloudacctpod.link/OvercastWant to get the word out about your newsletter, webinar, party, Facebook group, podcast, e-book, job posting, or that fancy Excel macro you just created? Let the listeners of The Accounting Podcast know by running a classified ad. Go here to create your classified ad: https://cloudacctpod.link/RunClassifiedAdTranscriptsThe full transcript for this episode is available by clicking on the Transcript tab at the top of this page
Do romantic relationships at work need to be disclosed? Can you trust a ‘mouse jiggler'? How do you manage time off or flexibility around major sporting events? Join the conversation with David D'Souza, CIPD Director of Profession, Gemma Dale, Senior Lecturer at Liverpool Business School, and David Balls, Chief People Officer at Newcross Healthcare Solutions, as we unpack the topical stories over the past fortnight and look at how HR can consider their impact for their own organisations.
Suzie's Showers By LiminallySpaced. Listen to the Podcast at Explicit Novels. For more about Suzie's adventures, 'Suzie's Maltese Barter' is at Steamy Stories Podcast. Slowly my sanity returned, and my breath calmed down. I looked at the sizable amount of cum I just shot into Suzie Travino's shower, and turned the faucet spray on to wash away the evidence. Taking a long, deep breath of satisfaction, I stepped back, cock still protruding high and proud from my pants, rested on the edge of the sink and shut my eyes for a moment.It was short lived. "That's a great-looking cock," the voice said. My eyes burst open and my head snapped toward the door. Standing in the doorway, wrapped in only a towel was Stephanie's mom, Sarah. Her hair was ruffled in that sexy just-been-fucked kind of way, and she had a certain glow about her pale skin. "I can see why she likes you." My heart practically stopped. The fact that I had no idea who the "she" was in that statement was concerning. Did it reference Tara? Did Sarah know what my relationship with Tara was like? Did she know what I had just seen? "But then again Stephanie's always had an eye for, talent." she said with a smirk. Stephanie. Of course she meant Stephanie. Jesus, this was all sending my mind in circles. Coming back to earth, I frantically stuffed my softening cock back into my pants. "You can leave the shower on," Sarah said as she slowly walked towards me. I awkwardly shuffled past the girl of my dreams, who was about to shower my best friend's cunt juice off her face and body. "Tim?" she called toward me as I reached the door, "I won't tell if you don't." She offered me a wink and a sly grin, and I just nodded like an imbecile and hurried out the door. Floating down stairs I scanned the party for Mike. I needed to get out of there and clear my head, but I didn't want to abandon my friend. On the other hand, he was a big boy and could take care of himself, so after a quick once over of the crowd I headed out. Walking towards the car, my mind was reeling. I felt a buzz in my pocket. Pulling out my phone I saw a message. From Tara. "Are you ok? I'm sorry I didn't tell you. Please don't hate me" it read. I paused. I searched my feelings; I definitely didn't hate her. I didn't know what I felt, honestly. Was I ok with it because it wasn't a guy? Was I ok with it because I could live vicariously through my best friend? I needed time to process. "Yeah I'm ok," I finally wrote back, "I don't hate you, I just need time to process." Bubbles appeared then disappeared on her end. I could tell neither of us quite knew what to say. "That was fucking wild" I finally offered, breaking the ice "Yeah I know, lol; I definitely didn't plan for you to find out like that, " "It was definitely a, stimulating experience." I offered back. A quick "lol" popped up from her, then a pause. Bubbles. No bubbles. Bubbles, then eggplant emoji, water droplets, question mark. I laughed. It was funny, but it was also more timid than I expected from Tara. I think she was a little embarrassed. But not so embarrassed that she didn't want to know. I sent her back a gif that expressed the excited affirmative, and was quickly responded to with another "lol." Then bubbles, then "good :)" My cock stirred. Not sure where to go from there I started a sign off text when I was greeted by another message from Tara, one that took all the weight from my shoulders: "Let's get lunch tomorrow." I was ecstatic. I missed her friendship so much, and somehow the craziness of tonight seems to have set us on a path to mending things. Thank God. I immediately wrote back an affirmative, then signed off pleasantly with "get some sleep" and headed off once again toward my car with a smile on my face. As I walked down the long shadowy driveway thoughts of the evening's events were dissipated by low moans and grunts. Low moans and grunts that were coming from my car. My ears, and cock, perked up. I stealthily approached my vehicle, peering over the hood of the next nearest car. Through the backseat window I saw two bodies. Specifically two heavenly bodies; the luscious, fat globes attached to the chest of Mike's girlfriend Kerri. Her low cut top had been pulled down, and her glorious, Greek melons were free to the night air, jiggling and bouncing with the rhythm of love. They were different than I had expected. Surprisingly perky for their size, they reached outward and arched to the point of her nipples, as opposed to being more round and falling to the side. Oh yeah, Mike was there too, his head hung back in pleasure as Kerri impaled herself on his cock. Those tits, though. My God. plump and full, pressed together in a delightful bouquet by her arms as she gripped Mike's shoulders. Her nipples were screaming to be sucked, but were disappointingly dry. I was transfixed by their jiggle and bounce so much so that I didn't even realize Kerri was looking directly at me. My stomach dropped in slight embarrassment when we made eye contact, but there was no shame on her breathless, lusty face. The corners of her open, gasping mouth turned upward into a smile at the recognition, and she turned back toward the activity at hand as a shock of pleasure passed over her. I think being watched might have turned her on. "Yes, that's it, baby, that's it!" She moaned as her eyes shut. She was getting close. She bounced hard and fast on Mike's cock, angling toward orgasm, but apparently it was too much for the young man. "Fuck, baby, I'm gonna cum, I'm gonna cum!" Mike bellowed out, gripping on to Kerri tightly. "Not yet, baby, just hold on, just a little longer," Kerri pleaded through gasps, both of them too far gone to change strategies. "I'm gonna cum, baby, I'm gonna cum, I'm; uh" Mike exclaimed as his balls started rocketing sperm up into Kerri. I had no idea if they were using a condom, but something was definitely getting filled with hot love at that moment. "Yeah, take that cum, baby, take that cum," Mike gasped out in a very porny display. Kerri was a good sport, though, and rode him like a champ through his orgasm at the expense of her own. "Fuck, that was so fucking good," Mike said as he came down. I saw Kerri look back over at me, tits still exposed and heaving up and down with labored breaths, and give me a look that said "agree to disagree." I chuckled, and held up my open hand and mouthed "five minutes?" then cocked my head to the side indicating a desire to get going. Her smirk returned and she nodded in the affirmative as she pulled her blouse back up over her bulbous breasts. I chuckled and shook my head, sitting down out of sight in order to give them the time they needed to get decent. What a night. What a fucking night. Alexa has her horny secrets As Tim slowly learns he's not the only horny person in the building, Alexa's diary adds some more racy details. "Yeah, that's it, that's it," I said between ragged breaths, "cum on me; I want you to cum on me!" Gripping the edge of my friend's bathroom sink, my reflection a foggy haze thanks to my hot breath pouring over it, I had only one thought in my mind: I'm in big trouble. To be clear, at that exact moment I wasn't in big trouble, no, at that exact moment I had my skirt bunched up, my panties around my ankles, and my body was awash with the lovely sensations of a perfectly adequate cock sliding in and out of my satisfactorily wet cunt. It felt nice, it was, fine. College was out for the summer, so I, along with many other 18 and 19 year olds from the area, had two semesters-worth of new life experiences to share, and four hot months to share them with as many friends, or other able-bodied, willing participants as possible. This meant only one thing: house parties. It's funny how a few short months can change things. That night I was at the house of a girl I went to high school with, Sasha, who I honestly can't remember ever saying two words to while we were in school together. My step-brother Tim's high school graduation had been earlier that day, and we had run into each other at the ceremony; she was there in support of her younger brother as well. We exchanged overly enthusiastic pleasantries for two people who spent four years together and barely ever spoke, but it ended with an invitation to a party at her house. I gladly accepted. I had a lot of things on my mind, and desperately needed some distraction. My first year at college had brought a lot of new experiences into my life, but at the top of that list was the loss of my virginity. It was my nineteenth birthday, and my roommate sneakily set me up with a handsome bartender that, unbeknownst to me, she had personally vetted the night before. His name was Brian, and he was an older man, gorgeous and charming, a total breath of fresh air compared to the college boys I had fooled around with up to that point. We chatted, we kissed, and by the time we got up to his apartment, I was literally drooling for this man's cock. And what a cock it was; easily the biggest I had ever seen; and I was desperate for it to be the first cock inside me. And boy was it. He made me cum twice, practically sawed me in half with his perfect penis, and when he finally pulled out and showered my body with his hot semen it felt like a coronation. I had arrived. I was a woman, a sexual woman, and I had pleased this Man with my body. I felt amazing. The following morning we both fell into the shower. Our kisses came hot and heavy, lips on lips, lips on necks, hands roaming over bodies, and as the warm water began to cascade down on us I felt him slide his hand down between my legs and dip his finger between the already slick lips of my cunt. I grabbed onto him to steady myself as my legs almost buckled. His fingers glided around my lips and clit, sending shocks of pleasure pulsing through my body, but it was when he curved his finger and slipped it up inside that I really began to vibrate. I needed more of him inside me. I could feel his cock begin to harden against my leg as I gasped into his ear. His big, thick cock. I needed it. Slipping down to my knees on the tile floor of the shower, the water poured over my thick black hair as I came face to face with the object of my lust. My fingers gripped it, felt its girth; I couldn't believe I had fit this entire thing inside me the night before. I held his heavy balls in my hand, then, done with my admiration, I opened my lips and took it into my mouth. I would have worshiped this idol all day if I could, but this wasn't about worship, this was about getting more of that amazing new feeling I had last night, so I sucked. I bobbed my head hard and fast, determined to get that beautiful cock as hard as possible. I felt it grow. I felt it stiffen, and soon it was too much for me to fit in my mouth. I pulled off, looking at the hard pleasure baton before me, and quickly stood up. I kept one hand on him, stroking, encouraging. We kissed again, and then, like a whirlwind, Brian spun me around and bent me over toward the wall. I braced myself, the warm water pouring down my back, felt his hand grip my hip tightly, and then felt the bulbous head of his hard cock inch between my lips. I gasped. He pushed. I stretched. He entered. There it was again. That full, enveloping feeling. At first it was short, slow thrusts; he had only managed to get in the first couple inches; It felt amazing, but I wanted more. He grabbed my hips with both hands, repositioned the angle slightly, and pushed again. This time he didn't stop, and I let out a loud, pleasureful " Uh, as I took the full length of his cock. I lost my breath immediately, and was in a euphoric state of shock as he bottomed out inside me. Pulling back slowly, and pushing in again, my body began to get used to this erotic intruder, sending cascades of cunt juice down my walls to welcome him. As he began to saw back and forth, I became lost in the sensation. Short, high-pitched grunts escaped my lips on each inward thrust; he was so deep inside me. His hands hooked into my hips, I felt my fat, wet asscheeks ripple and shake with each slap of his hips as he started to fuck me harder. My moans got louder as his thrusts got faster. My whole body was buzzing. His groans of exertion just got me hotter and wetter, and I reveled in the pleasure my young body was giving this older man. All I could do was say "more, more, " In response, one of his hands left my hip and snaked further around to the front of my body, slipping back down between my legs. His fingers touched my clit and I almost screamed. Fucking me hard from behind, pushing my body against the slick wall of the shower as his cock drove so deep inside me, my body began buzzing as his fingers strummed my throbbing clit. My arms started to wave, trying desperately to find something sturdy to hold on to, doing my best to brace myself as a tsunami of pleasure began to crest over me. The pressure began in my cunt, swirling inside me, tightening, tensing up. His cock drove into me again and again, racing me toward climax. My walls gripped his shaft tightly, squeezing desperately to stop him from leaving on every outward stroke. His hand not on my clit reached up, grasping my shoulder trying to steady himself, and as a passionate cry escaped his throat, I knew. I knew he was racing toward heaven as quickly as I was, trying not to get there before me, and that was it. It put me over the edge. The spring of pleasure inside me released, and electricity shot through me. My cunt started to spasm and pulse around his thick, manly cock, and he pushed into me once more and held himself there. His arms grabbed my shaking body tight, and he held me as his cock sent me spiraling through the cosmos. It seemed like all systems inside me did a hard reboot, and suddenly I was back on earth being soothed by warm water, bosom heaving with ragged breath, in the arms of a man whose cock was deep inside me. I smiled as I remembered where I was. I shimmied my ass against him to signal I was present and accounted for, and I felt his thick meat throb inside me. His breath was loud in my ear, and as I reached up and felt for the short stubble on his face, I breathlessly asked him "did you cum?" He shook his head no, croaking out "No. Very close." I felt his hands gripping my slick body, his cock pulse inside me with the desperate need for release, his hot, labored breathing, and something unexpected came over me. Earlier in the year I had been at a party. It was the end of the first semester, and after a long period of finals and papers, it was our chance to blow off a little steam while we waited for grades to be posted at midnight. The drinks were flowing, and I was in a conversation with a few fellow female classmates that was quickly turning dirty. "And that's why I always swallow," Jane said, raising her glass in a mock salute, eliciting a laugh from us all. Jane was very tall, almost six feet, and very gorgeous and put together. Her hair was perfectly sandy blonde, her skin always seemingly flawlessly tanned; it was frankly difficult for me to imagine someone as in control as her letting a guy shoot off in her mouth. Then again, they say it's the most efficient way to deal with clean up, so maybe it made sense after all. "ALWAYS?" Said Meera, across from me. Meera was a curvy Indian girl with long black hair, wide hips and big breasts. Breasts she wasn't shy about putting on display tonight beneath her tight, low cut blouse. "Always," Jane said, confidently, "It's efficient, it's quick, and guys fucking love it." Everyone laughed in agreement again. "Why, you don't?" She said, tossing the question back to Meera. "I mean I do," Meera began, "I love swallowing, but sometimes I like to spice it up, you know?" She said through arching eyebrows as she pushed her breasts together with her arms and shook her cleavage at us as we all laughed. Jane shook her head in disagreement. "If that's what you do with spice, remind me never to try your cooking!" We all laughed again. "Oh come on," Meera said with a tone of disbelief, "It's good, clean, dirty fun, and the guys get off on marking their territory. Besides, what else are these honkers good for?" She said, grabbing her bulging breasts with both hands. "Alexa knows what I'm talking about, right, Alexa?" She gestured toward me, "You've got a nice big pair over there; sometimes it's fun to put 'em to work, right?" All eyes were on me as I shifted uncomfortably. "Actually,” I began timidly, “ no." "So you swallow, then." Jane stated more than asked. I pursed my lips in a pained smile and shook my head no. "So what do you do when a guy's gonna cum, just jerk him off?" Meera said, legitimately intrigued. "I just sorta,” I offered with an embarrassed tone “ let him finish it off, usually." "REALLY?" Jane said, surprised. All the girls were very engaged with me now, and I was starting to turn beet red. "Yeah, I mean, I'm still kinda new to it all," I said in defense of myself. "Don't get me wrong, I love giving blowjobs and I love giving handjobs, but I just haven't yet gotten used to, the spice." "Fair enough," Jane said tilting her cup at me, "You'll get there soon, I'm sure." "I just don't see what the big deal is," I offered back with a shrug, "I mean it's kinda fun to watch it shoot out, but it's just you know, goop. And if I'm not having sex, why would I want to use anything other than my hand our mouth to get it?" "It's so much more than just goop, girl!" Meera proclaimed, "It's the pleasure; it's the reward. And sex, any sex, is about using your whole body for pleasure, not just tongues and fingers and cocks and pussies." "I'll drink to that," Jane said, and we all laughed and drank. Later on, as the clock neared midnight, I paced in the kitchen, anxiously awaiting my grades. "I don't know, M," I said to Meera, who leaned on the counter nearby with a near total calm, "I tanked that final. I TANKED it. If I fail that class, I don't know what I'm going to do." "It's gonna be fine, Alexa, you took that class to try something new, and when the time came you knew that stuff inside and out. I saw you in class; you were relaxed, you were confident, you just gotta trust me." "I don't know, it didn't feel like I knew what I was doing, " "Just trust me, girl," she said, taking a drink from her cup. My pacing didn't abate, and I watched as an idea formed in her head. "Tell you what: I'm so confident that you have nothing to worry about, that if you get anything less than an A-, I'll buy you lunch every day for the next semester." My pacing stopped. That was quite an expensive bet she was making. One that she seemed extremely confident she was going to win. "And what if I Do get an A- or above?" I said with suspicion in my voice. Meera walked over to me and pointed across the room at a guy named Kyle, who was playing a drinking game with some of our classmates. He and I were friends, and occasional hook up partners. "I know how hard you've been studying, and I know how long it's been since you and Kyle had some alone time." "He was so sweet during finals; he didn't try to push anything, he even brought me dinner a few nights when I was studying for that damn test." I smiled at the memory. "Well now's the perfect time to show how much you appreciate that," Meera continued, "so for this bet, if you get an A or above on your final,” she leaned in and whispered the stipulations into my ear. I instantly turned beet red. Maybe she had a point though. Maybe it was time for me to broaden my horizons. "Ok," I said, nodding, "I'll do it." "That a girl!" The clock turned over to the midnight hour, and almost on cue everyone began checking their phones for their grades. There were some sighs of relief, some groans of disappointment, but for me, thanks to the bet I made with Meera, there was an increasing wetness in my panties as I waited for the page to load. The wheel spun over and over, and then my eyes widened as I saw my grade. "Let's see it!" Meera cawed, and my cheeks grew red as I gave her the phone, revealing a big, bright A next to my final grade for the class in question. A big smile spread over her full lips, she raised her eyebrows and said "Well? What are you waiting for?" Pocketing my phone, face hot with anticipation, I made my way over to Kyle. He wasn't as joyous as some of the others. "Hey Ry," I opened, "what's wrong?" "Eh, things just didn't go the way I hoped," he said with a dour tone, "I worked really hard, too, but,” He just shrugged. "Hey," I said, reaching down and taking his hand, "why don't you come with me and we can, talk about it." Kyle's eyebrows raised up high, a smirk began to form at the edges of his lips, and he made his way off with me. Drawing him into an upstairs bedroom, I pulled him close, kissed him long and deep, and then sat him on the nearby bed as I went to lock the door. Walking back over to him I stood between his legs. I could tell by the bulge in his pants that he was already starting to get hard in anticipation of what might happen next. I reached for his belt, and in turn he reached out for the button to my jeans. "No," I said, gently pushing his hands away from my admittedly wet cunt, "tonight this is for you." Kyle smiled, and shifted closer toward the edge of the bed as I worked open his belt and pants. I gripped either side of the fabric, and as he lifted his hips I slid his pants and underwear down his legs, sinking to my knees in front of him as I did so. I hadn't seen that many cocks at this point in my life, but I was pretty sure Kyle's was a good one. Decent length, decent girth, I had never had a problem fitting it into my mouth, but it was also big enough to make sure my hands could get in on the action too. Kneeling there in front of him, his cock arched toward the sky, fully hard and straining. Leaning forward I opened my mouth, taking his tip between my lips. A loud, long sigh rose out of his chest. I swirled my tongue around the wide head of his cock, generating as much lubrication in my mouth as I could manage. I was going to need it. I put my hands up on his bare thighs and began to pull him deeper. My head bobbed up and down along the length of his shaft, every pulse and twitch in my mouth making my cunt wetter and wetter. Not usually one for sloppy blow jobs, tonight was decidedly different. Each slip of his cock into my mouth left him slicker and more covered with my saliva, and each outward stroke brought a loud slurping noise from me. "Jesus, Alexa, this is fucking amazing!" Kyle groaned as his breath began to shorten. I felt his cock grow even harder in my mouth; He was getting close. With a wet pop I pulled my mouth off his cock, making sure to leave an extra helping of wetness on him. Kyle reluctantly snapped out of his building pleasure, a confused look on his face. I stood up. Reaching down I grasped the hem of my blouse and pulled it up and over my head, revealing my bare stomach and bra-encased breasts to the low lamplight. I unclasped my black bra, feeling the joy of release as I pulled the big cups away from my large, full breasts. Kyle looked on in amazement. My nipples were hard as rocks. Taking his hand again, I stood him up, and we switched places. I sat on the edge of the bed now, and Kyled stood between my legs, his hard, glistening rod mere inches from my naked chest. It was time to keep my end of the bet. "I want you to fuck my tits," I said, looking him in the eye. His mouth hung stupidly open at this request. He asked no questions, just nodded excitedly. I grasped each of my large breasts in my hands and instinctively gave my nipples a quick pinch, sending a spike of pleasure through my body. Kyle stepped forward. I pressed my tits together, making a long, seductive runway of cleavage. His fat head slid into the tight space between my tits. It was a new and exciting feeling as his full length slid between my breasts, and I couldn't help but give my nipples another tweak as an accent. Kyle groaned as his tip crested out through the top of my cleavage ever so briefly, then pulled back down between them. Jesus, it was fucking hot. I wasn't expecting that. I drooled some saliva down to help aid his way, and I felt a hand grasp my bare shoulder as he began to thrust. Pump after pump he slipped his length between my sweet, pillowy tits, and every time the tip popped out between them it turned me on more. His cock head was a deep purple, blood straining against spongy skin just dying for a release. I looked up at Kyle; he was in pure heaven. I never in a million years would have thought to do this, but now I was thinking I might need to make it a regular thing. My breasts, my body, was bringing him immense pleasure in ways I had never appreciated it could outside of a mouth, or hands, or a cunt. It was if my whole body was a sexual organ. I think this is what Meera had been getting at. Then a sudden cry erupted from Kyle's mouth and he began to shake. He gripped my shoulder tight. His eyes flew open and looked directly at me with wanton desperation. He might not have had the power of speech at that moment, but I knew immediately the question he asked with his eyes. I nodded. He cried out again, quickening his pace. He thrust himself between my plump tits harder and more erratically now. Suddenly the unintelligible cries turned to gasps of "Oh fuck, Oh fuck," and I felt his other hand grasp tightly at my arm. I kept my balance, leaning into him as two final, hard, frantic thrusts burrowed between my swollen tits. Then, as his cockhead surfaced out of the deep ocean of my cleavage for the final time, it shook, it flared, and then suddenly the first rope of hot cum seared the cool flesh of my chest. I gasped. Holding my tits together tight so as to not lose any of the delicious pressure around his spurting cock, I held my breath excitedly as the second, third, and fourth stream of hot joy leapt from his tip and spread all over me. I felt it hit me under the chin, I felt it grasp at the nape of my neck; it was Kyle's total, full body release and relief, spread like exploding fireworks across my chest. I had never experienced the male orgasm like this before. I had never experienced cum like this before. It was exhilarating. We both began to regain our breath as his cock dribbled out the last dregs of his supremely emptied balls, and with a thick slurp, Kyle slipped his cock out from between my cum-covered tits. I leaned back onto my elbows to take in the moment. My chest glistened with sloppy white pools of diamond. "God damn, Alexa," Kyle wheezed, "that was so fucking hot." I looked at him as he took in the semen-glazed sight before him. There was a new look in his eye I didn't recognize. It was at once both a look of conquest, and a look of satisfaction at a job well done. Kyle padded off to the en suite bathroom to get us both towels, leaving me to bask in the moment. Meera was right; there was a certain kind of magic to it. It was then I remembered the final part of the bet. Reaching into my pocket, I retrieved my phone, opened up the camera. Making sure to get the whole spread of the x-rated painting on my chest while cropping out my face, I took a single photograph, snapchatting it to Meera with the caption "you were right :)" I laid there on the bed in silence thinking about that look on his face. It was a special, special look. Standing beneath the falling rain of the shower, feeling Brian begin to slowly-but-anxiously feed his cock in and out of my cunt again, I thought about that look on Kyle's face that night. I wanted to see it again. Slipping off his long, straining cock I turned to face him, then sank to my knees once again. I gripped firmly at his large balls, pulled up tight to his body in anticipation of the coming release, and took the huge head of his cock into my mouth once again. Sliding it deeper, I bobbed my head with purpose, sucking long and deliberate strokes, desperately milking his climax to the forefront. Brian began to shake. His gasps came quicker and deeper. I felt his rock-hard dick swell up even firmer, giving me my final warning. With one last languid drag of my lips along his shaft, I popped his cock out of my mouth. Brian looked down at me with a ferocious hunger. Never taking my eyes off his, I leaned back onto my heels and put my hands on his wet thighs. He reached his hand to his straining, bobbing manhood. I closed my eyes, tilted my head back, and opened my mouth. I felt his body shake as he pumped his cock with abandon, and then, after a final grunt of exertion, I felt the first rope of his hot cum drape itself across my face. Another on my lip A third from my chin into my open mouth. A fourth against my neck. Feeling no more lashes from the most erotic of whips, I opened my eyes just in time to see him milk the final pulses of cum out of his cock and over his knuckles. He let go of his spent cock, and I leaned forward, taking it into my mouth again. Suckling on the head, I looked up at him again, and there, on my knees, painted with this man's cum, I saw the look. Conquest. Ownership. Satisfaction. I had never planned to see Brian again, but I wanted him to know that for at least this one day, everything I had belonged to him. You can imagine my surprise the weekend I came home from school and discovered he was dating my mother. It was a complete and total coincidence, he had no idea she was my mother, but coincidence or not, we had a huge problem on our hands, hence the huge trouble I was currently in. School was now over for the year, and I was going to be home a lot more, and I had no idea how I was going to handle seeing my mother being affectionate with this man I had experienced so intimately. That's why at Sasha's party I did whatever I could to get my mind off the trouble at hand, which on this particular night meant fucking this kid Trevor I knew from honor's math class in Sasha's upstairs bathroom. He was cute enough, and I had had enough drinks to feel pleasant and flushed, so after a short round of catching up and flirting we made our way upstairs. I wasn't looking for love, I was looking for distraction. As I mentioned, his dick was perfectly adequate. Sucking dick always got me very wet, and I desperately needed to get fucked soon, so I slipped his cock into my mouth and bobbed away as I waited for the juices to start flowing inside me. I quickly got wet, alright, but the problem was every time I closed my eyes it was Brian's huge cock I was sucking, not Trevor's. I tried to shake off the thoughts, so I slid my panties off, hiked up my skirt, and bent over the sink. I heard the tear of a condom wrapper, and then I felt Trevor's hand on my ass as he quickly fumbled with his cock to find my wet opening. I thought about how I had fucked Brian bareback. Twice. Trevor pushed clumsily and after a few tries I felt my cunt walls stretch to welcome him. My mind drifted to how expertly Brian had warmed me up and fed my body his massive cock. How it split me wide. Trevor's cock was nice, but it wasn't, that. Trevor humped and fucked at me, his hips slapping against my ass as his cock drove up into me. It felt good, but it was nowhere near good enough to get me to cum, or to drive the thoughts of Brian's magnificent cock from my mind. Pleasant as this experience was, It wasn't working, so I was ready to move on. Stealing a trick from my roommate Claire, I called out in my sexiest moan "Cum on me; I want you to cum on me!" This was a command that seemingly no man could resist, and instantly drove them to the brink. I had only given this command once before, to Brian that first time he fucked me, and for him it wasn't a shortcut, it was an honest request to be showered in his seed. The thought triggered something inside me and I felt my orgasm start to build, but the shortcut worked before I could wrangle it. Suddenly my cunt was empty of Trevor's cock and I heard the snap of a removed condom. He gripped my wide ass with one hand, trembled and shook as he jerked his cock with the other, and then with a gasp and a groan I felt his hot cum spurting out and lashing the flesh of my ass. It was, fine. Trevor's cock, his cum, while nice, did nothing to remove the memory of being properly fucked and claimed by the man who was now my mother's boyfriend. Trevor and I cleaned up, he kissed me, thanked me, and exited, leaving me alone with my thoughts. I looked at myself in the mirror and sighed heavily. "What the fuck am I going to do?" Chapter 14: Stephanie gives Tim an explosive graduation present. The sunshine sneaking through the cracks in my window shades told me it was Saturday morning. The hardon between my legs told me I was awake. Last night was a whirlwind, and I honestly wasn't even sure it all really happened. After losing my virginity the night before, yesterday had begun with me emptying my balls into the slick womb of my step-sister's best friend, followed by my high school graduation, all leading to a mega party at my classmate's house where I seemingly made up with my best friend Tara, found out she was dating Sarah (my next door neighbor and longest crush), watched them fuck, and then ended with me shooting my nuts off into an empty shower right before Sarah walked in on me and told me I had a "great-looking cock." Oh yeah, and then I got caught peeping by my friend Mike's girlfriend Kerri as they fucked in the back of my car, which I'm pretty sure turned her on. It had been a wild 24 hours. Still hard from the magic of the morning and the memories of last night, I pulled the covers back, fished my cock out of my pajama shorts, and examined it while I let it breathe. Sarah called it "great-looking." Stephanie called it "gorgeous." Tara called it "fantastic." I had looked at it before, but I had never really LOOKED at it. As the teenage guy I was, I always worried that my dick would be inadequate, that it would be too small, that it wouldn't be able to get hard, but up until very recently I never had any independent commentary done on it. I had to say I was a fan of the results. And looking at it now, I could see what they saw in it. It was thick, it was hard, it was a good length, it was, proud. My fingers passed over it gently and I briefly thought of replaying the scenes of the previous day and jerking off, but I was meeting Stephanie later this evening for my "graduation present," and I wanted to stay at the ready just in case the evening went the way I hoped it would. Stephanie. She was an enigma. We had fucked twice, and she had finally opened up to me a bit, but she was still playing games. I needed to get to the bottom of why she was acting weird about us, hopefully after I got to the bottom of her cunt again with my "gorgeous" cock. My cock stayed hard as I showered, but I resisted the urge there too, even as my dirty mind circled back toward Mike's girlfriend Kerri. I knew it was wrong, but, damn she had nice tits. The way they bounced as she fucked was intoxicating. It was a shame that Mike wasn't giving that girl everything she needed and then some. Heading downstairs for a coffee before I left to meet Tara, I cheerily greeted my step mom Kelly, but was met with a distracted "mmhmm," which was decidedly out of character for her. She sat at the kitchen table nursing her own coffee, staring wistfully out the window. Something was up. "What's up, Kell?" I said, sitting down to join her. "Nothing, honey, it's fine," She begged off, stirring her coffee idly. "Come on, Kelly," I said, not buying the front she was putting up, "you always said I could talk to you about anything, so you should be able to do the same with me!" "You're so sweet, Tim," she smiled. She let out a big sigh, and leaned backward against the back of her chair. "It's Brian, my, friend." she finally let out. The pause before "friend" spoke volumes to me. I don't know what they had been doing with each other, but they were clearly more than friends. "What about him?" I said, filling the space of her pause. "I don't think I'm going to be seeing him for a while." "No? Why, what happened?" Kelly began to answer but before the words came out, my step sister Alexa came bouncing into the room. "Morning," she said, flatly, not registering the vibe in the room. Her mom's less than enthusiastic response gave her pause the same way it did me, and she turned her attention toward us. "What're you guys talking about?" "Brian broke up with her," I blurted out bluntly, looking Alexa dead in the eyes. I watched the color leave her face, and her body tensed up. Unbeknownst to Kelly, Brian had been the one to take Alexa's virginity, which created a conflict of interest to say the least, but Brian made Kelly happier than I had ever seen since my dad passed away; I was really hoping this wasn't all because of something Alexa had said to him. Maybe it was, or maybe the knowledge that he had pushed his dick into his girlfriend's daughter was just too weird for him, who knows. "We didn't break; I mean we weren't,” Kelly stammered, “ I don't know what we were. He said he had some stuff he had to deal with, and that he needed some space, so he's not going to be around for a while, that's all." "Jeez, mom, I'm sorry," Alexa said, sitting down at the table now. There was still a slight sense of panic on her face. She reached out and touched her mom's hand lovingly. "Yeah, he seemed nice," I added, still staring at Alexa. "Thanks, you guys," Kelly said warmly. She basked in our love for a moment, then snapped out of it. "Anyway, it is what it is. I need to get going - Sandy and I are going shopping. What're you kids up to today?" "I'm getting lunch with Tara," I said, bringing some lightness back to mind. "That's great, honey!" Kelly beamed, "I like her; I miss seeing her around." "Yeah, me too," I said, smiling back at her. Alexa remained silent, but the positive energy of my plans with Tara seemed to be enough to get Kelly moving. "Well you two have fun," she said, "I don't know what time I'll be back, shopping might turn into drinks after shopping, who's to say" she chuckled. Getting up from the table she made her way around, kissed us each on the forehead, and went off on her way. Alexa and I sat in silence. "What did you say to him?" I whispered bluntly. "Nothing!" She loudly whispered back "I haven't even seen him since he was here the other night!" "Well the timing is pretty damn convenient," I grumbled. We sat in silence for another moment, both thinking through the scenarios. "Listen," I finally said, "I know it's weird that you two, you know, but you don't see how happy she is when he's around. She needs this. I think you should go talk to him and try to smooth this all out." I couldn't believe what I was saying. Not only had Brian fucked Alexa (twice!), but I also knew from first hand experience that he had some kinky shit going on with Sandy and her husband Don. It was for the first time, in that moment, that I realized all of that took a backseat to Kelly's happiness. I wanted it for her. She deserved it. "Fine," Alexa said, exasperated, "I'll see if I can find him and I'll, talk to him. I'll try and make this all right." "Good." I said with a sigh. "You're doing the right thing." I had no idea if that was true. "I gotta go meet Tara," I said, finishing my coffee as I stood up. "By the way," I snorted as I made my way past Alexa, "you might wanna take a shower, you smell like a beer hall." I had no idea where she had been the night before; I'd have to remember to ask Stephanie for the details later. "God, Ridley and Ms. Dorman?" Tara said in disbelief as she took a pull from her soda. "I still can't believe it." "Yeah, me neither," I replied with a chuckle. Lunch with Tara had been great so far. We slipped right back into our old rhythms, joking and laughing as we gossipped and caught up. Somehow the pressure was gone, at least for the moment, and the warm glow I felt in her presence had returned. It didn't hurt that she looked great today, too. Even on days like today, when she wasn't trying to impress anyone, Tara couldn't help but bring a certain smolder. Short gym shorts and knee high socks showed off her thick thighs, and the bra she wore under her loose tank top had extra straps that draped across the top of her tits, accenting them while not being overly flashy. "What was his dick like, did you see it?" She said, leaning in, munching on a french fry. That was the Tara I knew and loved. "Curved and kinda small," I responded with stifled glee. I was certain I had a nicer cock than the resident lothario of the local educational system. "Jesus, Miller, you're becoming quite the experienced peeping tom, huh" She joked, smiling wryly. She was sure right. A couple weeks ago Tara and I had witnessed my next door neighor Sarah get fucked in full view of her bedroom window, then a couple days ago I caught my favorite teacher fucking the gym teacher in a classroom, and last night, God, last night. Last night I had watched Tara and Sarah eat each other out at a graduation party. My best friend and my biggest crush fucking each other. "Yeah, I'll say," I responded. A long pause hung in the air between us as we both remembered what happened last night. It had been a hell of a way to find out about Tara and Sarah's relationship, but somehow it also seemed to diffuse the tension between us. That being said, it was still another highly erotic experience we shared despite neither one of us ever touching the other. My cock twitched in my pants at the memory. All of a sudden my attention was brought back to the here and now as my gaze fell across the outdoor patio we relaxed in. Two new patrons had entered, and just been seated. It was a medium height, skinny African American guy about our age, and a tall, thick-thighed strawberry blonde with two of the biggest tits I had ever had the pleasure of seeing, that sat beneath a modest, knee-length sundress. "Hey," I said to Tara, breaking the silence finally, trying not to stare at the couple across the way, "See that girl over there?" I slyly flicked my eyes in their direction as I spoke. "Who, the redhead?" Said, looking right over with no such attempt at conspicuousness. "Strawberry blonde," I corrected her, "or at least that's what she likes to say." Tara rolled her eyes. "That's Rachel." Tara's eyes went wide. "The one from the prom, who, you know,” she whispered at me now, making a slight "jack off" hand motion for emphasis. "Jesus, stop that," I chuckled, swatting at her hand before Rachel could see. "Yeah, that's her," Tara side-eyed her as she and her companion settled in with their menus. She looked good. Big tits straining against the front of her dress, neckline low enough to show off her collarbones and a hint of her deep cleavage but high enough to remain decent, thick thighs crossed over each other stemmed out from the flare of her dress, cute, conservative, white sneakers on her feet. "She looks pretty uptight," Tara said dismissively, "I'm sorry she got grossed out by your cum, but frankly I'm not really surprised; she seems like the 'dry handy under a thick blanket' type." My eyes went wide, at first in disbelief that Tara would use that kind of language in a public setting, but then because I couldn't believe she remembered the "ew, gross!" story. It had been pretty hurtful to me at the time, and she remembered, and was even now trying to make me feel better about it. We sat in a small silence again as we both side eyed Rachel now. It was good to have my friend back. "Man, redheads just seem to always have the best tits, don't they?" she said finally. All I could do was nod. I remembered those tits, fat and wide, bursting through my fingers as I squeezed them; Jiggling seductively as she stroked my cock; lashed with a thick line of my hot semen. Semen Tara didn't think was gross. Redheads always have the best tits. Sarah was a redhead. Sarah had fantastic tits. I had seen Tara's hands and lips ravage them just last night. This conversational segue could not be avoided. Clearly we weren't sure how to broach the subject, so Tara employed a tried and true method: she batted her eyes back towards me and said "truth or dare?" I smiled; those three words were comforting coming from her, even if our conversation was about to get potentially awkward. "Truth," I offered back. "Do you,” she began. She paused momentarily to think through her words. "Are you ok with everything that happened last night?" "Am I ok with watching two gorgeous women eat each other out, feet from my face?" I chuckled, deflecting the question, "yeah I'd say I'm ok with that!" Tara looked away with slight embarrassment, her cheeks flushing red ever so slightly. "No, I mean, are you ok with me and Sarah?" she said as she picked nervously at her fingers. "I know how much you like her, but you never made a move, and you seemed to be, preoccupied, with Stephanie, so I just,” she paused again, a slight grimace on her face. “ are you ok with it?" "Honestly, yes, I am," I told her. It wasn't a lie. "I'm happy you're happy, for real." I thought back to last night before adding "and I mean, if I get to live vicariously through you, who am I to complain?" We both chuckled as Tara's blush began to return. "You know me, Miller," she said, meeting my gaze with her bright, sparkly eyes, "I'm an open book." Our eye contact lingered. "Truth or dare," I said, actively ending the moment. "Truth," she quickly responded I asked the one question I was dying to know the answer to: "How the hell did you two get together?" Tara smiled and looked a way a moment. "Well," she began, "oddly enough, she actually approached Me. I wasn't prepared for it, but honestly, after that day you and I watched her, I couldn't get her out of my head. That body of hers was amazing, she was so hot, I had no idea!" "Yeah, join the club," I joked. "She started flirting with me after school, and you had told me she and Stephanie had hooked up, so I knew she was 'open to suggestion,' so once things went the way they went with Bud, I just, went for it" She smiled a coy smile. "And she went for it right away?" I asked, breaking the rules of the game. "It took some convincing," Tara said with a smile, "she's not totally comfortable with people knowing about that part of her sexuality yet,” Her eyes drifted wistfully and she licked her lips “ but we agreed to go on a date, and, well let's just say I got a hard yes after I convinced her under the bleachers with my fingers and tongue." My cock immediately went from six to midnight. Under those bleachers was where Sarah told me she had a very unsatisfying loss of her virginity, so it was extra arousing to hear Tara worked some real magic on her in that very same spot. Good for her. Fuck I wish I could have seen that too. "So wait," I said as my mind cued in on a detail, "are you guys like going out? Like not just fooling around, actually going on dates and stuff?" It was an important distinction. Tara had been with plenty of people, but she never had a steady boyfriend (or girlfriend) as long as I had known her. "Yeah," she said, with another coy smile, "we've gone out a couple times, and it's, really nice." She was starting to almost glow as she spoke of Sarah, now. I had never seen her like this. "I think she, "she paused excitedly as she was about to cross a threshold totally new to her. “ I think she's my girlfriend!" I had a smile on my face that matched hers. I was so happy to see her happy. "That's amazing, Tara, really." "Thanks, Miller," she said, meeting me again with those sparkling eyes, "that means a lot." We smiled at each other with the love of two close friends, until the moment was ended by my buzzing phone. It was Stephanie. I turned my attention to my phone. "Important stuff?" Tara said dryly. I think she knew who it was even without asking. "It's Stephanie, I'm picking her up after work, she just wanted to confirm time and stuff. I barely registered Tara's languid nod before she excused herself to go to the bathroom. The stiffness in my pants had abated a bit, but I felt that rush return as I thought about tonight with Stephanie. My graduation present. Good God, what could it possibly be? Mind wandering idly, my eyes drifted across the patio, over to Rachel; I caught her looking right at me. Her eyes darted away quickly, but then, as her companion got up to presumably go to the bathroom himself, she allowed her eyes to meet mine for real. I smiled kindly and waved slightly. Unlike the last time I saw her, at church, this time she smiled back and matched my wave. Her eyes hung on mine a little longer, I saw her legs shift under her, and she looked away. I kept looking, however, and saw that same flush in her upper chest that I saw at church. She was remembering. "So, truth or dare, Miller," Tara said as she plopped back down into her chair. As she reached for her soda, I noticed something seemed different about her. It was subtle, but she had tied her loose tank top into a knot, pulling the fabric tight to her body, and somehow she seemed to be, bustier. Her tits sat a little bit higher, and those extra straps across the top of her globes seemed like they were getting put to work. "Truth," I said, as my cock twitched in my pants. "What's going on with you and Stephanie?" she said, somewhat reluctantly. "Honestly, I'm still not sure. Things are, progressing, but it's all still pretty weird. "Have you guys,” she couldn't bring herself to finish the question. "Yeah," I began, followed by a slight pause, "twice. First time the night before graduation, and then again the next morning." For a slight moment Tara's face turned cold. She looked down, stressfully picking her fingers for a moment, and then just as quickly she was back into the conversation like nothing had happened. "Where did you cum?" Tara said with a big inhale of breath. "Inside her. Both times." I watched Tara's legs shift slightly and caught her as her tongue slipped quickly along her lips. " And THEN, she tells me she's leaving for college in three weeks!" I just shook my head and we both laughed. "Sounds like you got a lot on your plate, Miller," Tara said with a far away lilt in her voice. "For real!" we both chuckled, and then the silence returned. I thought about that question. It wasn't out of the norm for Tara, but still, "Truth or Dare?" "Truth," Tara said, clearing her throat. "Why did you want to know where I came?" I saw her cheeks begin to blush again as she fumbled for an answer. "I, wanted to make sure she's treating you right," she said finally, looking me in the eye again, "I don't want to have to coddle you through another 'ew, gross' scenario," she said with a playful scrunch of her cute nose. Our eye contact lingered, and then my need to vent got the better of me. "She seems to enjoy playing weird power games with me though." "Power games?" Tara inquired, suddenly very interested. "Yeah like,” I leaned in, as to not broadcast the graphic story i was about to tell, “ I went to this party at The Spot, and was talking to this new girl, and Stephanie showed up and totally cock blocked me. Not that I was trying to bang this girl, but Stephanie totally shut it all down." "Weird," "And then this other time when I was driving her home, she pulls out my cock, starts jerking me off, and then says 'this belongs to me!' And she's totally weird about it all when Alexa is around, it's been a trip." I sighed. "I don't know what's going on. I don't hate it, but it's all very confusing. But since we've started having sex, well she seems to really like it, I think" Tara paused in contemplation for a moment. Suddenly an impish smile spread over her lips, followed by "Truth or dare?" The mischief in her sparkling eyes got to me. I chose "Dare." "You know, I'm glad things are getting back to normal, but I don't think we're even just yet, Miller," she said in mock offense, "you're going to see Stephanie tonight, right?" "Yes," I said suspiciously. "Well I say we level the playing field: I dare you to record yourself fucking Stephanie, and send it to me." My eyes burst wide, and my stomach sank. That was quite an ask. It made me extremely nervous, but it also made me extremely turned on. Tara wanted to wipe the slate clean by watching me fuck. This wasn't just a ceremonial request, right? Tara wanted to watch me fuck. My best friend Tara wanted a sex tape of me fucking Stephanie. Probably to masturbate to. "I don't know, I don't know if Stephanie would; " "Sarah didn't know you watched us last night," Tara said, cutting me off, "so why does Stephanie have to know?" She playfully bounced her eyebrows at me. I stared at her deep and hard. She was fucking serious. "Ok," I finally said. She smiled. Jesus, what were we doing? Stephanie and I had just gotten over the fact that I had secretly heard her orgasm sounds through the floorboards, and now I was going to secretly videotape her having sex? Whatever unspoken shit there was between Tara and me, it was going to get destructive, I could tell, but neither of us were willing to tear the bandaid off. And honestly, I think we both just found it really hot. "Good!" she said, "I look forward to it!" A sensual smile beamed at me below piercing, dark eyes. I could see her nipples pressing through the fabric of her bra and shirt. What the hell was I getting myself into? We settled our bill and parted with a hug, making plans to hang out later in the week. I felt good about us. We had told each other everything and made it through. Well, I hadn't told her about Christine, or Mike and Kerri, but ALMOST everything. And we were happy for each other. I wasn't sure how I was going to complete this dare, but that was for another time. After running a few other errands I had to pick up Stephanie from work, and see what her "graduation present" had in store for me. Leaving the cafe I took one glance back at Rachel, who I once again caught looking in my direction. Those glorious tits of hers raised high as she took in a breath. One reconciliation was ticked off on the list, so why not another? I should message her soon. Pulling up outside Stephanie's work, I immediately texted her to tell her I arrived. I was way over excited. My cock was already hard as a rock just thinking about what might come next. "Give me like 10 minutes, and then come in" popped up in reply. My cock throbbed. I was afraid I might just cum in my pants in anticipation, but that worry went away when I saw someone exit the coffee shop. It was that guy who drove Stephanie home the other night. That cold pang of jealousy dropped hard into my stomach. I didn't know this guy, I had absolutely zero reason to be suspicious of him, but that didn't stop me from hating his guts. My cock flagged a bit as I played over scenarios in my head between him and Stephanie that would make me angry. Dirty scenarios. But then my mind drifted to Christine. Here I was jealous about wanting to have Stephanie all to myself, but barely a week ago my cock was in the mouth of another woman. If I was going to be real about this, I needed to nip that in the bud, even though Christine Did mention there being a "next time." A next time where she wanted me to, "Ok come on in :)" popped onto my phone screen with a buzz. I shook the thoughts of other women and lascivious men out of my mind, and made my way inside the coffee shop. It was dark. The chairs had been put up, the floor had been swept, all the lights in
He told her that he used to be a stripper. She was fine with it, but now she's breaking things up because he used to be a stripper. Find out why!
The Two Bobs episode 242 for Monday, February 12, 2024: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Stacked Blueberry & Maple from Odd Side. https://untp.beer/5WXz4 Robert nursed a Blueberry Milk of the Murder Hornet from Hubbard's Cave. https://untp.beer/zG38d Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we'll show up at your home only wearing towels. This week's CRAZY NEWS can't be prosecuted because it has poor memory. A giant stuffed polar bear was stolen from a Canadian resort in freezing temperatures (probably July). https://www.businessinsider.com/canada-polar-bear-stuffed-stolen-resort-freezing-weather-2024-2 The world's sexiest couple led a police chase with a dog, cat and four chickens in a spray-painted car. https://www.wlbt.com/2024/01/30/bonnie-clyde-wannabes-couple-leads-deputies-chase-with-dog-cat-4-chickens-inside-spray-painted-car/ An elderly Florida Man® jiggled his balls in front of strangers. https://www.villages-news.com/2024/01/29/patient-lifts-gown-while-jiggling-genitals-at-entrance-to-the-villages-hospital/ Sauna patrons dressed only in towels led a water rescue. https://abcnews.go.com/International/wireStory/sauna-patrons-dressed-towels-pull-2-car-plunged-106895412 A man in California sued Disneyland for misleading advertising in calling it “The happiest place on earth.” https://babylonbee.com/news/local-dad-sues-disneyland-for-misleading-happiest-place-on-earth-advertising Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627) Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs. For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page. Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted. Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat.
Twitter self-DDoS, Flipper, Ethernet 50 years old, SCOTUS cyberstalking Twitter bug causes self-DDOS tied to Elon Musk's emergency blocks and rate limits Apple is a $3 trillion company — again. The Reddit app-pocalyse is here: Apollo, Sync, and BaconReader go dark. Twitch Star xQc Signs $100 Million Deal With Kick, a Rival Platform. Flipper hacking device on track to make $80M worth of sales. Padre talks all about the Vatican. An update on Canada's Bill C-18 and our Search and News products. Google accused of ripping off advertisers with video ads no one saw. Now, the expert view. YouTube tests restricting ad blocker users to 3 video views. Twitch adds new paid chat feature to rival YouTube's Super Chat. David Bohrman Dead: Former CNN Executive Was 69. Want to feel old? Ethernet just celebrated its 50th birthday. UK regulator may refer Adobe's $20 billion Figma deal to deeper probe. Supreme Court Rebuffs Apple in Billion-Dollar Caltech Patent Case. The FTC wants to put a ban on fake reviews. Supreme Court guts protections for cyberstalking victims. Supreme Court Rejects Lawsuit Accusing Google of Stealing Millions of Song Lyrics. SiriusXM to Shut Down Stitcher Podcast App. Pokémon Go Developer Lays Off 230 Employees, Closes LA Studio. Goldman Is Looking for a Way Out of Its Partnership With Apple. Scoop: TSA to expand facial recognition program to over 400 airports. Prigozhin-controlled Russian media group shuts after mutiny. UT Mourns Lithium-Ion Battery Inventor and Nobel Prize Recipient John Goodenough. Host: Leo Laporte Guests: Fr. Robert Ballecer, SJ, Iain Thomson, and Brianna Wu Download or subscribe to this show at https://twit.tv/shows/this-week-in-tech Get episodes ad-free with Club TWiT at https://twit.tv/clubtwit Sponsors: ziprecruiter.com/twit decisions.com/twit expressvpn.com/twit kolide.com/twit
Twitter self-DDoS, Flipper, Ethernet 50 years old, SCOTUS cyberstalking Twitter bug causes self-DDOS tied to Elon Musk's emergency blocks and rate limits Apple is a $3 trillion company — again. The Reddit app-pocalyse is here: Apollo, Sync, and BaconReader go dark. Twitch Star xQc Signs $100 Million Deal With Kick, a Rival Platform. Flipper hacking device on track to make $80M worth of sales. Padre talks all about the Vatican. An update on Canada's Bill C-18 and our Search and News products. Google accused of ripping off advertisers with video ads no one saw. Now, the expert view. YouTube tests restricting ad blocker users to 3 video views. Twitch adds new paid chat feature to rival YouTube's Super Chat. David Bohrman Dead: Former CNN Executive Was 69. Want to feel old? Ethernet just celebrated its 50th birthday. UK regulator may refer Adobe's $20 billion Figma deal to deeper probe. Supreme Court Rebuffs Apple in Billion-Dollar Caltech Patent Case. The FTC wants to put a ban on fake reviews. Supreme Court guts protections for cyberstalking victims. Supreme Court Rejects Lawsuit Accusing Google of Stealing Millions of Song Lyrics. SiriusXM to Shut Down Stitcher Podcast App. Pokémon Go Developer Lays Off 230 Employees, Closes LA Studio. Goldman Is Looking for a Way Out of Its Partnership With Apple. Scoop: TSA to expand facial recognition program to over 400 airports. Prigozhin-controlled Russian media group shuts after mutiny. UT Mourns Lithium-Ion Battery Inventor and Nobel Prize Recipient John Goodenough. Host: Leo Laporte Guests: Fr. Robert Ballecer, SJ, Iain Thomson, and Brianna Wu Download or subscribe to this show at https://twit.tv/shows/this-week-in-tech Get episodes ad-free with Club TWiT at https://twit.tv/clubtwit Sponsors: ziprecruiter.com/twit decisions.com/twit expressvpn.com/twit kolide.com/twit
Twitter self-DDoS, Flipper, Ethernet 50 years old, SCOTUS cyberstalking Twitter bug causes self-DDOS tied to Elon Musk's emergency blocks and rate limits Apple is a $3 trillion company — again. The Reddit app-pocalyse is here: Apollo, Sync, and BaconReader go dark. Twitch Star xQc Signs $100 Million Deal With Kick, a Rival Platform. Flipper hacking device on track to make $80M worth of sales. Padre talks all about the Vatican. An update on Canada's Bill C-18 and our Search and News products. Google accused of ripping off advertisers with video ads no one saw. Now, the expert view. YouTube tests restricting ad blocker users to 3 video views. Twitch adds new paid chat feature to rival YouTube's Super Chat. David Bohrman Dead: Former CNN Executive Was 69. Want to feel old? Ethernet just celebrated its 50th birthday. UK regulator may refer Adobe's $20 billion Figma deal to deeper probe. Supreme Court Rebuffs Apple in Billion-Dollar Caltech Patent Case. The FTC wants to put a ban on fake reviews. Supreme Court guts protections for cyberstalking victims. Supreme Court Rejects Lawsuit Accusing Google of Stealing Millions of Song Lyrics. SiriusXM to Shut Down Stitcher Podcast App. Pokémon Go Developer Lays Off 230 Employees, Closes LA Studio. Goldman Is Looking for a Way Out of Its Partnership With Apple. Scoop: TSA to expand facial recognition program to over 400 airports. Prigozhin-controlled Russian media group shuts after mutiny. UT Mourns Lithium-Ion Battery Inventor and Nobel Prize Recipient John Goodenough. Host: Leo Laporte Guests: Fr. Robert Ballecer, SJ, Iain Thomson, and Brianna Wu Download or subscribe to this show at https://twit.tv/shows/this-week-in-tech Get episodes ad-free with Club TWiT at https://twit.tv/clubtwit Sponsors: ziprecruiter.com/twit decisions.com/twit expressvpn.com/twit kolide.com/twit
Twitter self-DDoS, Flipper, Ethernet 50 years old, SCOTUS cyberstalking Twitter bug causes self-DDOS tied to Elon Musk's emergency blocks and rate limits Apple is a $3 trillion company — again. The Reddit app-pocalyse is here: Apollo, Sync, and BaconReader go dark. Twitch Star xQc Signs $100 Million Deal With Kick, a Rival Platform. Flipper hacking device on track to make $80M worth of sales. Padre talks all about the Vatican. An update on Canada's Bill C-18 and our Search and News products. Google accused of ripping off advertisers with video ads no one saw. Now, the expert view. YouTube tests restricting ad blocker users to 3 video views. Twitch adds new paid chat feature to rival YouTube's Super Chat. David Bohrman Dead: Former CNN Executive Was 69. Want to feel old? Ethernet just celebrated its 50th birthday. UK regulator may refer Adobe's $20 billion Figma deal to deeper probe. Supreme Court Rebuffs Apple in Billion-Dollar Caltech Patent Case. The FTC wants to put a ban on fake reviews. Supreme Court guts protections for cyberstalking victims. Supreme Court Rejects Lawsuit Accusing Google of Stealing Millions of Song Lyrics. SiriusXM to Shut Down Stitcher Podcast App. Pokémon Go Developer Lays Off 230 Employees, Closes LA Studio. Goldman Is Looking for a Way Out of Its Partnership With Apple. Scoop: TSA to expand facial recognition program to over 400 airports. Prigozhin-controlled Russian media group shuts after mutiny. UT Mourns Lithium-Ion Battery Inventor and Nobel Prize Recipient John Goodenough. Host: Leo Laporte Guests: Fr. Robert Ballecer, SJ, Iain Thomson, and Brianna Wu Download or subscribe to this show at https://twit.tv/shows/this-week-in-tech Get episodes ad-free with Club TWiT at https://twit.tv/clubtwit Sponsors: ziprecruiter.com/twit decisions.com/twit expressvpn.com/twit kolide.com/twit
Twitter self-DDoS, Flipper, Ethernet 50 years old, SCOTUS cyberstalking Twitter bug causes self-DDOS tied to Elon Musk's emergency blocks and rate limits Apple is a $3 trillion company — again. The Reddit app-pocalyse is here: Apollo, Sync, and BaconReader go dark. Twitch Star xQc Signs $100 Million Deal With Kick, a Rival Platform. Flipper hacking device on track to make $80M worth of sales. Padre talks all about the Vatican. An update on Canada's Bill C-18 and our Search and News products. Google accused of ripping off advertisers with video ads no one saw. Now, the expert view. YouTube tests restricting ad blocker users to 3 video views. Twitch adds new paid chat feature to rival YouTube's Super Chat. David Bohrman Dead: Former CNN Executive Was 69. Want to feel old? Ethernet just celebrated its 50th birthday. UK regulator may refer Adobe's $20 billion Figma deal to deeper probe. Supreme Court Rebuffs Apple in Billion-Dollar Caltech Patent Case. The FTC wants to put a ban on fake reviews. Supreme Court guts protections for cyberstalking victims. Supreme Court Rejects Lawsuit Accusing Google of Stealing Millions of Song Lyrics. SiriusXM to Shut Down Stitcher Podcast App. Pokémon Go Developer Lays Off 230 Employees, Closes LA Studio. Goldman Is Looking for a Way Out of Its Partnership With Apple. Scoop: TSA to expand facial recognition program to over 400 airports. Prigozhin-controlled Russian media group shuts after mutiny. UT Mourns Lithium-Ion Battery Inventor and Nobel Prize Recipient John Goodenough. Host: Leo Laporte Guests: Fr. Robert Ballecer, SJ, Iain Thomson, and Brianna Wu Download or subscribe to this show at https://twit.tv/shows/this-week-in-tech Get episodes ad-free with Club TWiT at https://twit.tv/clubtwit Sponsors: ziprecruiter.com/twit decisions.com/twit expressvpn.com/twit kolide.com/twit
Twitter self-DDoS, Flipper, Ethernet 50 years old, SCOTUS cyberstalking Twitter bug causes self-DDOS tied to Elon Musk's emergency blocks and rate limits Apple is a $3 trillion company — again. The Reddit app-pocalyse is here: Apollo, Sync, and BaconReader go dark. Twitch Star xQc Signs $100 Million Deal With Kick, a Rival Platform. Flipper hacking device on track to make $80M worth of sales. Padre talks all about the Vatican. An update on Canada's Bill C-18 and our Search and News products. Google accused of ripping off advertisers with video ads no one saw. Now, the expert view. YouTube tests restricting ad blocker users to 3 video views. Twitch adds new paid chat feature to rival YouTube's Super Chat. David Bohrman Dead: Former CNN Executive Was 69. Want to feel old? Ethernet just celebrated its 50th birthday. UK regulator may refer Adobe's $20 billion Figma deal to deeper probe. Supreme Court Rebuffs Apple in Billion-Dollar Caltech Patent Case. The FTC wants to put a ban on fake reviews. Supreme Court guts protections for cyberstalking victims. Supreme Court Rejects Lawsuit Accusing Google of Stealing Millions of Song Lyrics. SiriusXM to Shut Down Stitcher Podcast App. Pokémon Go Developer Lays Off 230 Employees, Closes LA Studio. Goldman Is Looking for a Way Out of Its Partnership With Apple. Scoop: TSA to expand facial recognition program to over 400 airports. Prigozhin-controlled Russian media group shuts after mutiny. UT Mourns Lithium-Ion Battery Inventor and Nobel Prize Recipient John Goodenough. Host: Leo Laporte Guests: Fr. Robert Ballecer, SJ, Iain Thomson, and Brianna Wu Download or subscribe to this show at https://twit.tv/shows/this-week-in-tech Get episodes ad-free with Club TWiT at https://twit.tv/clubtwit Sponsors: ziprecruiter.com/twit decisions.com/twit expressvpn.com/twit kolide.com/twit
MONDAY HR 3 Happy Junteenth!! NO BRAS Sexy Minions? Taking L's eating cereal.
Dissecting 4 new songs! Guest song by Ansley Hendrix! https://ansleyhendrix.bandcamp.com/ Contact us! WeeklySongPodcast@gmail.com
On the Only Fans podcast, Dan makes a HUGE claim that he could become what seems like a professional boxer in only 6 weeks. Sean and Meg answer some of the hardest would you rather from the internet.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jiggling pickles could refer to pickles that are shaking or moving around, either due to being handled or due to external factors like vibrations. The term "jiggling" implies a somewhat rapid and rhythmic movement, which could also suggest that the pickles are being tossed or mixed in a container. Alternatively, "jiggling pickles" could also be used figuratively to describe something that is quirky, unusual, or unexpected. For example, a dish that combines pickles with an unexpected ingredient might be described as "jiggling pickles" to highlight its unique and interesting qualities. Overall, the term "jiggling pickles" can have a variety of interpretations depending on the context in which it is used. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
TUESDAY HR 3 MONS BEST The Monsters Support NO BRAS!! Comedian Whitney Cummings chops it with the guys. To The Top with Carlos - Redirect the rejection.
And the pickles are fermenting. More of Chick Hearn.
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The Mariners are one game away from clinching a place in the postseason for the first time in 21 years, and Luke and Andrew have a LOT to say about it!
The Mariners are one game away from clinching a place in the postseason for the first time in 21 years, and Luke and Andrew have a LOT to say about it!
The Fellers keep the streak going with TightKnits very own, Tommy Dyer! They discuss local music appreciation, the merits of Wiggling versus Jiggling and what it was like as a kid in the 90's, and how it was awesome!Check 'em out!http://www.tightknitbrewing.com/ orCheck out TighKnit Brewing Co. on Facebook!https://www.facebook.com/tightknitbrewing
Unicorns, it's time to have the summer of your dreams!!
Signe talks to Virgie Tovar about why anger is an integral part of self-acceptance, boundaries as the most powerful B-word, tips for bad body image days (BBIDs) and body positivity as a relationship value. Virgie Tovar is an author, activist and one of the nation's leading experts and lecturers on weight-based discrimination and body image. She holds a Master's degree in Sexuality Studies with a focus on the intersections of body size, race and gender. She is a contributor for Forbes where she covers the plus-size market and how to end weight discrimination at work. Tovar is the author of You Have the Right to Remain Fat,The Self-Love Revolution: Radical Body Positivity for Girls of Color, her new book The Body Positive Journal, and she's the host of the Rebel Eaters Club podcast, just starting season 3. Virgie has been featured by the New York Times, Tech Insider, BBC, MTV, Al Jazeera, NPR, Yahoo Health and the San Francisco Chronicle. She lives in San Francisco. To learn more about Virgie Tovar, visit https://www.virgietovar.com
It's the second episode of the night and that means it's time to get a little weird! The Notes: Monster Truck Nelson and his beard of motorcycles! Subtle hashtags help maintain your shocks! Jiggling down the highway of life! Sun Tzu hates jiggling! 70's Landlords! How jiggly is Matthew Herbert? We need a scientist with a map! Flumes for the living and for the dead! Scientist kits vs doctor kits! Anybody can be a scientist! Five most important items in a science kit! Pokemon child scientists! The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for the Pokemon children not to have guns! Winston Churchill re: jiggling! Don't jiggle while you science or your numbers will be off! Jiggling time is for jiggling while science time is for science! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We're on Apple, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his podcasts at Pink Jeans! Brought to you in part by sponsorship from Courtney Shipley, Official Superfans Stefan Rider & Molly Scanlon, and listeners like you! Join a tier on our Patreon! Advertise with us! Check out the Lawrence Times's 785 Collective at https://lawrencekstimes.com/785collective/ for a list of local LFK podcasts including this one!
Canada: Again! Ukraine: Again! Marx & “Jiggling the Variables,” Climate Change, “Die, Olympics, Die!” Covid Karen Comeuppance. Plus a new voice…Jay Guevara!
What game companies have you acquired?You can vote for a Lego set of the Taskmaster house.Sony is acquiring Bungie.The New York Times is acquiring Wordle.Moltz has tried and liked Wonderbox on Apple Arcade.Dan and Jason have some things to say about Workflows.Since Google will be charging for domains using Gmail, we discuss other alternatives such as Fastmail and Hover.Our thanks to Wealthfront. Wealthfront was designed by financial experts to help you turn your good ideas into great investments. To start building your wealth, and get your first $5,000 managed for free, for life, go to wealthfront.com/rebound without the hassle of doing everything yourself.If you want to help out the show and get some great bonus content, consider becoming a Rebound Prime member! Just go to prime.reboundcast.com to check it out!You can now also support the show by buying our EXCLUSIVE shirt! Tim says GOOOOD MORNNNNING to all listeners of The Rebound! (Prime members, check your email for a special deal on the shirt.)
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Tonight's Guest WeatherBrain is a Senior Meteorologist Investigator for the NTSB. He's been with the NTSB since January 2011, serving in the Office of Aviation Safety. He has served as a Meteorologist Investigator in more than 500 accidents including Spaceship 2, Flight 214 in San Fransisco, and the Caribbean Flight 523 in Guyana. He has a B.S. in Meteorology and M. S. in Atmospheric Science from North Carolina State University. Paul Suffren, welcome back to the show!
Rebecca & Laure talk about their latest adventure, entering into the Jell-O salad contest at the Clay County Fair!
Mattress Stuffing, Car Handle Jiggling, Alderman Tom Oldenburg – July 16th 2021, Hancock and Kelley 9-10am See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Simply ASMR - Liquid Triggers for Endless Tingles Pt. 7 - No Talking Autonomous sensory meridian response (ASMR), sometimes auto sensory meridian response, is a tingling sensation that typically begins on the scalp and moves down the back of the neck and upper spine. ASMR can be a whisper, tapping, moaning, and even erotic. Simply ASMR is dedicated to helping improve your sleep and relaxation. We are focused on bringing you raw ASMR for your listening, please. Think of us like an ASMR Darling of the podcast world. If you like our ASMR, please give us a review
Simply ASMR - Liquid Triggers for Endless Tingles Pt. 6 - No Talking Autonomous sensory meridian response (ASMR), sometimes auto sensory meridian response, is a tingling sensation that typically begins on the scalp and moves down the back of the neck and upper spine. ASMR can be a whisper, tapping, moaning, and even erotic. Simply ASMR is dedicated to helping improve your sleep and relaxation. We are focused on bringing you raw ASMR for your listening, please. Think of us like an ASMR Darling of the podcast world. If you like our ASMR, please give us a review
Simply ASMR - Liquid Triggers for Endless Tingles Pt. 5 - No Talking Autonomous sensory meridian response (ASMR), sometimes auto sensory meridian response, is a tingling sensation that typically begins on the scalp and moves down the back of the neck and upper spine. ASMR can be a whisper, tapping, moaning, and even erotic. Simply ASMR is dedicated to helping improve your sleep and relaxation. We are focused on bringing you raw ASMR for your listening, please. Think of us like an ASMR Darling of the podcast world. If you like our ASMR, please give us a review
Simply ASMR - Liquid Triggers for Endless Tingles Pt. 4 - No Talking Autonomous sensory meridian response (ASMR), sometimes auto sensory meridian response, is a tingling sensation that typically begins on the scalp and moves down the back of the neck and upper spine. ASMR can be a whisper, tapping, moaning, and even erotic. Simply ASMR is dedicated to helping improve your sleep and relaxation. We are focused on bringing you raw ASMR for your listening, please. Think of us like an ASMR Darling of the podcast world. If you like our ASMR, please give us a review
Simply ASMR - Liquid Triggers for Endless Tingles Pt. 3 - No Talking Autonomous sensory meridian response (ASMR), sometimes auto sensory meridian response, is a tingling sensation that typically begins on the scalp and moves down the back of the neck and upper spine. ASMR can be a whisper, tapping, moaning, and even erotic. Simply ASMR is dedicated to helping improve your sleep and relaxation. We are focused on bringing you raw ASMR for your listening, please. Think of us like an ASMR Darling of the podcast world. If you like our ASMR, please give us a review
Simply ASMR - Liquid Triggers for Endless Tingles Pt. 2 - No Talking Autonomous sensory meridian response (ASMR), sometimes auto sensory meridian response, is a tingling sensation that typically begins on the scalp and moves down the back of the neck and upper spine. ASMR can be a whisper, tapping, moaning, and even erotic. Simply ASMR is dedicated to helping improve your sleep and relaxation. We are focused on bringing you raw ASMR for your listening, please. Think of us like an ASMR Darling of the podcast world. If you like our ASMR, please give us a review
Simply ASMR - Liquid Triggers for Endless Tingles Pt. 1 - No Talking Autonomous sensory meridian response (ASMR), sometimes auto sensory meridian response, is a tingling sensation that typically begins on the scalp and moves down the back of the neck and upper spine. ASMR can be a whisper, tapping, moaning, and even erotic. Simply ASMR is dedicated to helping improve your sleep and relaxation. We are focused on bringing you raw ASMR for your listening, please. Think of us like an ASMR Darling of the podcast world. If you like our ASMR, please give us a review
The only thing bigger then Chris' feet is Shawna's butt and they will both get you injured See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Simply ASMR - Soft Gentle Sounds For Sleep - No Talking Autonomous sensory meridian response (ASMR), sometimes auto sensory meridian response, is a tingling sensation that typically begins on the scalp and moves down the back of the neck and upper spine. ASMR can be a whisper, tapping, moaning, and even erotic. Simply ASMR is dedicated to helping improve your sleep and relaxation. We are focused on bringing you raw ASMR for your listening, please. Think of us like an ASMR Darling of the podcast world. If you like our ASMR, please give us a review
TikTok first impressions. Might do videos there someday idk
Simply ASMR - Foamy Ear Massage - No TalkingAutonomous sensory meridian response (ASMR), sometimes auto sensory meridian response, is a tingling sensation that typically begins on the scalp and moves down the back of the neck and upper spine. ASMR can be a whisper, tapping, moaning, and even erotic. Simply ASMR is dedicated to helping improve your sleep and relaxation. We are focused on bringing you raw ASMR for your listening, please. Think of us like an ASMR Darling of the podcast world. If you like our ASMR, please give us a review
Simply ASMR - ASMR Triggers - No TalkingAutonomous sensory meridian response (ASMR), sometimes auto sensory meridian response, is a tingling sensation that typically begins on the scalp and moves down the back of the neck and upper spine. ASMR can be a whisper, tapping, moaning, and even erotic. Simply ASMR is dedicated to helping improve your sleep and relaxation. We are focused on bringing you raw ASMR for your listening, please. Think of us like an ASMR Darling of the podcast world. If you like our ASMR, please give us a review
Simply ASMR - Slime Time - No TalkingAutonomous sensory meridian response (ASMR), sometimes auto sensory meridian response, is a tingling sensation that typically begins on the scalp and moves down the back of the neck and upper spine. ASMR can be a whisper, tapping, moaning, and even erotic. Simply ASMR is dedicated to helping improve your sleep and relaxation. We are focused on bringing you raw ASMR for your listening, please. Think of us like an ASMR Darling of the podcast world. If you like our ASMR, please give us a review
Simply ASMR - Endless Deep Tingles - No TalkingAutonomous sensory meridian response (ASMR), sometimes auto sensory meridian response, is a tingling sensation that typically begins on the scalp and moves down the back of the neck and upper spine. ASMR can be a whisper, tapping, moaning, and even erotic. Simply ASMR is dedicated to helping improve your sleep and relaxation. We are focused on bringing you raw ASMR for your listening, please. Think of us like an ASMR Darling of the podcast world. If you like our ASMR, please give us a review
Simply ASMR - Tingling Sensations - No TalkingAutonomous sensory meridian response (ASMR), sometimes auto sensory meridian response, is a tingling sensation that typically begins on the scalp and moves down the back of the neck and upper spine. ASMR can be a whisper, tapping, moaning, and even erotic. Simply ASMR is dedicated to helping improve your sleep and relaxation. We are focused on bringing you raw ASMR for your listening, please. Think of us like an ASMR Darling of the podcast world. If you like our ASMR, please give us a review
Simply ASMR - Refreshing Sound Of Water - No TalkingAutonomous sensory meridian response (ASMR), sometimes auto sensory meridian response, is a tingling sensation that typically begins on the scalp and moves down the back of the neck and upper spine. ASMR can be a whisper, tapping, moaning, and even erotic. Simply ASMR is dedicated to helping improve your sleep and relaxation. We are focused on bringing you raw ASMR for your listening, please. Think of us like an ASMR Darling of the podcast world. If you like our ASMR, please give us a review!
Simply ASMR - Jiggling Jelly Balls - No TalkingAutonomous sensory meridian response (ASMR), sometimes auto sensory meridian response, is a tingling sensation that typically begins on the scalp and moves down the back of the neck and upper spine. ASMR can be a whisper, tapping, moaning, and even erotic. Simply ASMR is dedicated to helping improve your sleep and relaxation. We are focused on bringing you raw ASMR for your listening, please. Think of us like an ASMR Darling of the podcast world. If you like our ASMR, please give us a review!
Ooh la la! Episode 21 has arrived and we are JIGGLING with excitement. Katy and Kayla have reunited this week for a good bloody chat about 'Flubber' The stakes are high in this one with miracle experiments, forgotten weddings and some pretty loveable thugs. This one may be a rotten tomato for some, but it sure left us warm and gooey inside. Featuring: Horny robots, short term memory loss and a PG movie rating AKA pudgy goo
Join Laurie and Ben this week as they speak about humans ability to judge weigh and it's impact on early bronze age trade, the discovery of a new cursus on the Isle of Arran that's reshaping neolithic Scotland, and what we can learn from dental plaque about the earliest milk consumption in Africa. Enjoy! Hungry for more? Don't forget Stay up to date on the past, with new episodes out every Monday! Links To The Stories Bronze Age Jiggling https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2021/01/210120151015.htm A Cursus on Arran https://www.scotsman.com/heritage-and-retro/heritage/new-stone-age-discovery-massive-island-ritual-site-3105420 Things You Learn When You Don't Brush Your Teeth https://www.nature.com/articles/s41467-020-20682-3
I believe Trump is using misdirection like he has before to win in SCOTUS. Jiggling keys in front of the "crying baby" Lunatic Left.
In Which we start creating the universe and get introduced to our primal forces. A short episode as next time we get into the Begets! Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/mythtrans)
This week on the show, streamer Andy, “Davion Mtrx Gaming” joins the gang to talk games, theories about Dr. Disrespects departure from Twitch, play Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon and find out who came out on top of the backlog challenge. If you want to connect with the show: Follow us on Twitter Follow us on Instagram Follow us on Youtube Follow us on Twitch Join our Discord! You can follow Davion MtrxGaming Follow him on Twitter Follow Him on Twitch --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
Deep in your watch is a small piece of quartz, which creates your clock's ticks and tocks.
In this episode, I talk about trust, not getting any sleep, and the mysterious wiggling of a coffee mug.
Good day to you all and welcome to another episode of Stacey's Pop Culture Parlour! Joining me in the Parlour this month is friend to both myself and the show; Neil Morris! As you can imagine, Neil & I have had quite a lot of time for sticking movies and TV shows into our eyes of late, so listen in as Neil weighs in on new Red Dwarf, I have a possibly unpopular opinion of Empire Records, and we both lose our minds over Matt Berry. Spoiler warning for Red Dwarf and Swallow (and possibly other things that I've forgotten, sorry...) Twitter: @StaceysParlour Stacey's Bookworm Challenge Donation Page: www.justgiving.com/BookwormStace Neil's music can be found on Spotify and other music-getting places. Episode music by Starbomb
Anne decided to take a break from being a teacher when she had her children. Then she started a lovely, community-minded, now-thriving business. She's got a lot of drive and guilt and expertise and a cracking ability to be open about parenting being a tough gig. We also talk, Claudia Winkleman, the wisdom of ‘not smiling until Christmas' and about monster trucks needing to just calm down a bit. Seriously, is there a more aggressive vehicle out there?!
Latest Coronavirus news. China's numbers inaccurate. Florida has a cruis-ship standoff. New York Collects its dead. Whatcha Watching Wednesday. Checking in with Justin Worsham. Whats Happening. Update for Gavin Newsom. #Smallbusinessshoutout with Vom Fass. LA County Update with Dr. Barbara Ferrer.
Sunday - March 15, 2020 - Dr. David Russell
One of several reasons I like making my Lady Wonder Wench giggle is how she...looks when she giggles. This podcast is also about the terrors of actually going to a gym, as opposed to just taking a gym membership. One way around that is instead of calling your bathroom a John, change the name to your Jim. That way you can always say, "Yeah, I went to my Jim early this morning".
One of several reasons I like making my Lady Wonder Wench giggle is how she...looks when she giggles. This podcast is also about the terrors of actually going to a gym, as opposed to just taking a gym membership. One way around that is instead of calling your bathroom a John, change the name to your Jim. That way you can always say, "Yeah, I went to my Jim early this morning".
Time, Eug and Delta talk about Fainting Pizzas, Li’l Mecks, Ads are Trash, Paranoia is So Dumb, Military Bird Calls, Jiggling the Hose, And A Word From Our Sponsor during this roller coaster ride episode. (Story starts 21:05)
Time, Eug and Delta talk about Fainting Pizzas, Li'l Mecks, Ads are Trash, Paranoia is So Dumb, Military Bird Calls, Jiggling the Hose, And A Word From Our Sponsor during this roller coaster ride episode. (Story starts 21:05)
Brendan Barone and I talk about area 51, spirituality, ethics, dreams, sleep terror, the bible, shitting in your pants, and other things...
The march of technology never stops, and sometimes institutions have trouble keeping up with the changes. This week we're looking at possible future crimes committed via technology that's already with us: brain-computer interfaces, which enable things to happen in the physical world by means of neural impulses – thoughts and imaginings, rather than movements.
Philly's hockey team just unveiled their new mascot, and it is NOT getting the respect it clearly deserves. Plus, Luke and Andrew learn something amazing about the TV show Growing Pains. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Everlane. Visit Everlane.com/tbtl to get free shipping on your first order.
A lesson in fish mating as we explore some motherfuckin' Finding Nemo porn.
Slice of Pie? Waist line. Do or die. Size for the Cut. Serving up seconds. Minutes turn to hours. Eating death. Not a morsel left. Never mind your heft. It is your personality that matters. Anyone cares? Shallow. Hallow eyes. Jiggling lies. Quietly judging you.
Alternative Fact of the Day— Jiggling is too serious to laugh about.
How do you become a light for others when you struggle with your own darkness? Kate Speer was misdiagnosed with bipolar disorder, and went through 21 psychiatric hospitalizations and countless medication trials. But after decades of shame, anxiety, hiding and self-hatred, Kate finally took back her life. Her weapon? A serious love of self— in all its silliness, vulnerability and dorkiness. Her move? Jiggling and dancing for joy, without a care in the world. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/sincerelyhueman/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/sincerelyhueman/support
Here we are, back again! How is everybody? We've been trotting about all summer, but are finally home in Copenhagen, and chomping at the bit to get going again. We have some new projects in the works, which we are excited to unveil for y'all in the coming months. But more importantly, we have Jesper Carlsen on the show today. His exhibition at Martin Asbæk Gallery unfortunately just came down, but we managed to grab him and hear about the show before it did. He has a diverse and forward thinking practice which utilizes many tools from the digital and technology worlds, and since we are big fans of the crossover between tech and art it was great to hear about his work. It's current, it's interesting and it's engaging. So let's get straight to it, enjoy our talk with Jesper Carlsen! www.undergang.net
Here we are, back again! How is everybody? We've been trotting about all summer, but are finally home in Copenhagen, and chomping at the bit to get going again. We have some new projects in the works, which we are excited to unveil for y'all in the coming months. But more importantly, we have Jesper Carlsen on the show today. His exhibition at Martin Asbæk Gallery unfortunately just came down, but we managed to grab him and hear about the show before it did. He has a diverse and forward thinking practice which utilizes many tools from the digital and technology worlds, and since we are big fans of the crossover between tech and art it was great to hear about his work. It's current, it's interesting and it's engaging. So let's get straight to it, enjoy our talk with Jesper Carlsen! www.undergang.net
The dudes try to imagine the future and mostly succeed at imagining the present. And the present is gross. Really gross.
Kristen Tsiamis with the top stories for Sunday January 29 See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
Featuring: Michael "Boston" Hannon, John "Knobs" Knoblach, and Paul “Moonpir” Carver-Smith Running Time: 1:28:21 Music: MegaMan 10 Livestream: YouTube This week we chat about Dead Rising 4, Samsung Gear VR, NES Classic, Gears Of War 4, Phase 10, Mad Max, Stardew Valley, Rocket League, Rayman Legends, Elite Dangerous, Monster Strike, Inside, Diablo 3, Binding Of Isaac Afterbirth+, Gears Of War 4. Mass Effect Andromeda finally has a release date Nvidia announces a pricey new streaming service
after the recording of Jiggling Cheeks, JohnnyVan suggests that we record some more during the actual boiling of our wort. So, the jet propulsion you hear is the outdoor burner whilst we brew our beer...an IPA in this case. This was recorded prior to being trumped. Boom.
we talk and brew some beer. we enjoy some absinthe and international beers and domestic beers and even some home brew.we eat brats. we talk smack. all that was missing was some gamemeats and a hairy man massage for the brewmaster...you'll have to listen to understand this episodes title and the hairy man jokes. lol. good times
Tom catches a Pidgey, he then impersonates an Onyx, Australian & a German, James struggles to work out some game's songs, Joshua proves Tom wrong, Gerinako sends us the history of in game jiggling effects & HJO1403 gets us talking about hard game levels. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/thatkingthing/message
Welcome back! This episode we briefly talk politics, the weather, and then we get into the future of jobs once the robots can think, how Ed is ready for the good life, and then we have a very special Welcome to Reddit. Check it out!
Oh, Merry New Winterval! As the Book Cycle Studios are locked down this week, we are unable to bring you your regularly scheduled episode of the PWU Podcast.Do not despair, however, as we have prepared for such an eventuality. Just in case you missed any episodes from the 2015/16 season, we have pasted together a Denis Norden-esque collection of mildly memorable clips and quips to help you catch up. Because we know it can be difficult trawling through almost 20 editions in search of those you forgot to download.Just how accurate are the panellists’ pre-season predictions at the campaign’s halfway point? What was Manny Flores feeding his son the night before he scored his first competitive goal? And why did the deplorable Phil Dowd ruin Paul’s Christmas?I’m sure you’d rather know the answers to those questions than hear us whine about the Fleetwood game, eh?Part two coming next week. Parts three and four to come in the summer of 2016.Add a description here.Contents - Intro to the new season (0:00), Holtmaster hopes (0:30) and predictions for 2015/16 (1:50);Coventry stadium review (4:30); ‘Friday Night’ Bury review with added milk (5:35); Smashin’ It: live from the Scunthorpe game (8:30) with a titillating Jiggling-ham story (11:00); Dan’s Crewe-cial preview (13:00); favourite Latics eras (14:30); Transfer Deadline Day dealings (19:10); who’s impressed so far (23:30); Port Vale flying steward (28:35); Mick’s infamous Fleetwood preview, mostly uncut (30:00); Manny Flores interview (37:35); Phil Dowd Ruined My Christmas (43:30); “we’re s***, we were better in the Prem” (45:20); Don’t you remember? We beat Man City (48:00)
The Joey Boots Show Episode: 14 Duration: 1:53:47 Size: 104mb iTunes RSS Summary: Joey and Gonzo discuss various topics. Ruffy Pup infiltrates the show once again, Ryan Lever gets pissed off at Joey, Joey tells a personal story about his brother. The post Episode 14 – Jiggling Thighs appeared first on Podtrash.
Get-Fit Guy's Quick and Dirty Tips to Slim Down and Shape Up
Discover the best exercises, workouts and lifestyle strategies to stop arm fat from jiggling and tone the back of the arms. Read the transcript: http://bit.ly/1pbGbPE
Ask The Personal Trainer - Your Burning Health & Fitness Questions Answered
Find out what exercises help you combat those bingo wings or wave goodbye muscles. Learn how to effectively get your body burning body fat and how you can improve your problem area. Discover all the best training techniques to get right into the backs of your arms so you can feel proud wearing a singlet. […]
The fans voted and for this year's annual Rotoscopers spook-tacular, they dive into the macabre world of Tim Burton's Corpse Bride. Highlights: ■ News: Demi Lovato version of "Let It Go" from Frozen; ■ Visit our friends over at TraditionalAnimation.com. Their facebook page is a great resource and has exploded over the past month. ■ Catch and Fire with Morgan! ■ Main discussion: Tim Burton's Corpse Bride (2005) ■ This is LAIKA? Really? ■ Film shot entirely on the Canon Mark II DSLR camera. Wow. ■ Explores the British social strata through the concept of Upstairs vs. Downstairs. ■ Unique character designs; what's with LAIKA and their busty, top-heavy women? Studio Jiggling, perhaps? ■ Marriage to the corpse bride; do you ever care or root for Emily? ■ What's with Burton and his dead/skeleton dogs? ■ Charming piano duet scene. Creates more of a bond between Emily and Victor. ■ The dead come upstairs; chaos sort of ensues. ■ Abrupt ending; significance of butterflies. ■ We rate it! ■ Voicemails: The Big 4, Meet the Robinsons comments. ■ Bloopers: Runtime: 1:17:17; 39.7 MB Links ■ Frozen Friday videos ■ Watch Corpse Bride: Blu-ray | DVD | Digital | Rent ■ Princess Profiles articles Where To Find The Rotoscopers Questions, comments, suggestions? Send us an email at therotoscopers@gmail.com. Send us a voicemail at rotoscopers.com/voicemail or call (406) 646-6575. Find us on the web: rotoscopers.com, twitter, facebook, YouTube, tumblr, instagram, hypable & Animated Views. Visit our sponsors: Audible, Amazon. Where To Find The Hosts Mason Smith: This Animated Life Blog; Twitter Morgan Stradling: Twitter, Instagram Chelsea Robson: Twitter, Facebook Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Kid Icarus: Uprising stage in the Smash Bros. Update, Xbox One's in-system dev kit, and Fez 2's cancellation! The post Episode 140: Jiggling Developments appeared first on Show Me Your News.
[audio:http://dingdabell.com/media/Ding-2009-07-16.mp3] :: download file :: listen on iPhone :: Our first LIVE show on http://Pride48.com. If you want catch us live, please follow us on Twitter http://twitter.com/DingDaBell Talking about our live show. Making coffee sent by Kichigai Mom from Hawaii. Label on her blouse. Jiggling muscles.
Excess belly fat? No energy? Try Laughing! Stress can manifest in the form of fat around your belly if you are constantly under severe emotional and/or physical stress. Jiggling bellies need a whole lotta love to aid in the reduction of the waist line in order to reduce your level of the stress hormone, cortisol! Your body NEEDS cortisol, however, too much can impair your physical and emotional health. Fridays are about squeezing and releasing several parts of your body with the goal of reducing the level of cortisol that exists naturally within you ~ Let's laugh! For the HEALTH of it!
Excess belly fat? No energy? Try Laughing! Stress can manifest in the form of fat around your belly if you are constantly under severe emotional and/or physical stress. Jiggling bellies need a whole lotta love to aid in the reduction of the waist line in order to reduce your level of the stress hormone, cortisol! Your body NEEDS cortisol, however, too much can impair your physical and emotional health. Fridays are about squeezing and releasing several parts of your body with the goal of reducing the level of cortisol that exists naturally within you ~ Let's laugh! For the HEALTH of it!
Excess belly fat? No energy? Try Laughing! Stress can manifest in the form of fat around your belly if you are constantly under severe emotional and/or physical stress. Jiggling bellies need a whole lotta love to aid in the reduction of the waist line in order to reduce your level of the stress hormone, cortisol! Your body NEEDS cortisol, however, too much can impair your physical and emotional health. Fridays are about squeezing and releasing several parts of your body with the goal of reducing the level of cortisol that exists naturally within you ~ Let's laugh! For the HEALTH of it!
Excess belly fat? No energy? Try Laughing! Stress can manifest in the form of fat around your belly if you are constantly under severe emotional and/or physical stress. Jiggling bellies need a whole lotta love to aid in the reduction of the waist line in order to reduce your level of the stress hormone, cortisol! Your body NEEDS cortisol, however, too much can impair your physical and emotional health. Fridays are about squeezing and releasing several parts of your body with the goal of reducing the level of cortisol that exists naturally within you ~ Let's laugh! For the HEALTH of it!
Excess belly fat? No energy? Try Laughing! Stress can manifest in the form of fat around your belly if you are constantly under severe emotional and/or physical stress. Jiggling bellies need a whole lotta love to aid in the reduction of the waist line in order to reduce your level of the stress hormone, cortisol! Your body NEEDS cortisol, however, too much can impair your physical and emotional health. Fridays are about squeezing and releasing several parts of your body with the goal of reducing the level of cortisol that exists naturally within you ~ Let's laugh! For the HEALTH of it!
Excess belly fat? No energy? Try Laughing! Stress can manifest in the form of fat around your belly if you are constantly under severe emotional and/or physical stress. Jiggling bellies need a whole lotta love to aid in the reduction of the waist line in order to reduce your level of the stress hormone, cortisol! Your body NEEDS cortisol, however, too much can impair your physical and emotional health. Fridays are about squeezing and releasing several parts of your body with the goal of reducing the level of cortisol that exists naturally within you ~ Let's laugh! For the HEALTH of it!
Excess belly fat? No energy? Try Laughing! Stress can manifest in the form of fat around your belly if you are constantly under severe emotional and/or physical stress. Jiggling bellies need a whole lotta love to aid in the reduction of the waist line in order to reduce your level of the stress hormone, cortisol! Your body NEEDS cortisol, however, too much can impair your physical and emotional health. Fridays are about squeezing and releasing several parts of your body with the goal of reducing the level of cortisol that exists naturally within you ~ Let's laugh! For the HEALTH of it!