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Out of desperate need for fresh comedy in these frightening times, Audio Up presents FAKE NEWS from a REAL COMPANY. Hosted by Zach Selwyn (Comedy Central, Attack of the Show!, ESPN), we scour the headlines each day for funny takes on serious subjects.


    • Aug 25, 2021 LATEST EPISODE
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    Introducing: A Special Episode of Occupational Therapy with Nile Rodgers

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 25, 2021 49:42


    Iconic producer, writer, and artist, Nile Rodgers, walks Jared through his connection with the recently launched NAS x Audio Up NFT and how the project tracks back to a deep connection Nile has with Nelson Mandela. He explains the origin of some of his most well known songs, including David Bowie's Let's Dance. The two also chat about the impact Nile has had on scoring in the world of film. Enjoy this very special episode of Occupational Therapy.

    Season Finale with Kelly - singer of "Shoes" and "Masks!"

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 4, 2020 33:31


    Zach and Liam welcome Liam Kyle Sullivan, creator of "Shoes" - who was one of the world's first viral stars! They discuss Kelly's opinion on the news...

    Why Movie Theaters Suck

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 2, 2020 6:41


    Zach hates the movies, Joe Exotic has new underwear and we interview an Elvis Impersonator about violence at Graceland Learn more about your ad-choices at https://news.iheart.com/podcast-advertisers

    Kinky Friedman meets ZACH !

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 31, 2020 6:54


    Legendary artist and writer Kinky Friedman and Zach Selwyn join wits... Learn more about your ad-choices at https://news.iheart.com/podcast-advertisers

    Cancel Girl Scout Cookies

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 28, 2020 31:41


    Liam and Zach gather their thoughts on Girl Scout Cookies, How high Scooby Doo was and Sean Connery Learn more about your ad-choices at https://news.iheart.com/podcast-advertisers

    Zach Interviews Jerry Falwell's POOL BOY!

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 26, 2020 7:39


    In an exclusive interview for AUNN - Zach asks Jerry Falwell, jr.'s Pool boy the tough questions. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://news.iheart.com/podcast-advertisers

    They Cured Herpes!

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 24, 2020 6:01


    Herpes Cured! Whats next? Zach talks why Kanye used Kirsten Dunst in his "Vision Board" and how hard it is to home school Learn more about your ad-choices at https://news.iheart.com/podcast-advertisers

    It's Friday. So we took GHB.

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 21, 2020 43:48


    Liam and Zach talk GHB experiences, new glass toilets in Japan and why Zach thinks weed should be illegal. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://news.iheart.com/podcast-advertisers

    Zach's MOM'S AUNN DEBUT!

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 19, 2020 7:35


    Zach's mom stops by to talk about her hatred of Trump... Learn more about your ad-choices at https://news.iheart.com/podcast-advertisers

    PRINCE WILLIAM vs. PRINCE HARRY! It's on!

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 17, 2020 5:57


    Tosser. Wanker. Daft Cow. Bender. Uphill Gardner. Birk. Chuffer. OH BLIMEY! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://news.iheart.com/podcast-advertisers

    Smashmouth Tickets: $360

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 14, 2020 18:41


    Liam Farrell joins Zach to discuss skin tags, Kamala, Smashmouth and G4 Learn more about your ad-choices at https://news.iheart.com/podcast-advertisers

    Dafuggouttahere

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 12, 2020 6:35


    New Yorkers are leaving at an alarming rate... McAfee sniffs a thong & Zach Selwyn DROPS BARS Learn more about your ad-choices at https://news.iheart.com/podcast-advertisers

    Cancel Uranus

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 10, 2020 5:27


    NASA announces that they are chainging offensive names for stars and galaxies, Colleges cancel parties and WTF is Chelsea Handler doing? Learn more about your ad-choices at https://news.iheart.com/podcast-advertisers

    If You're Dying in Canada, You Can Take Shrooms

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 7, 2020 24:51


    Liam and Zach take it from Brooklyn to LA and discuss the 2020 election, chroming in Canada, party boats and more! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://news.iheart.com/podcast-advertisers

    Trump is an Anti-Yosemite

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 5, 2020 6:31


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    We Want Fyre Fest Merch!

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 3, 2020 5:48


    The Fyre Festival returns to the news. Lion bites man. And moms freak out over Zoom schooling all year. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://news.iheart.com/podcast-advertisers

    Trump's Semen Demon Doctor

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 31, 2020 22:48


    Liam and Zach talk on the coasts about Trump's demon-loving doctor, Trader Jew's Grocery Store and Seth Rogen's "An American Pickle." Learn more about your ad-choices at https://news.iheart.com/podcast-advertisers

    Britney Spears Conspiracies: EXPLAINED!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 29, 2020 6:13


    Conspiracy guy stops by to talk Britney Spears and we discuss cancelling Trader Joe's for "Trader Jose's" and other Racist brands. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://news.iheart.com/podcast-advertisers

    Lou Williams Strip Club Buffet!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 27, 2020 4:51


    Lou Williams hit up a strip club for "takeout," The Jersey Shore gets Coronavirus and Ridiculousness drives Zach to contemplate suicide. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://news.iheart.com/podcast-advertisers

    Pray for Ye.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 24, 2020 23:05


    Liam and Zach talk the news of the world including Kanye's meltdown, the Washington Football Team new name and In N Out vs White Castle Learn more about your ad-choices at https://news.iheart.com/podcast-advertisers

    Sex with a McChicken Sandwich.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 22, 2020 6:20


    Zach interviews a Vitamin C Dealer, we make FAAST news with the Micromachine guy & mourn the loss of Men's Warehouse. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://news.iheart.com/podcast-advertisers

    Sebastian Maniscalco Stops By!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 20, 2020 6:49


    Sebastian Maniscalco stops by and we wrote Chelsea Handler a country song... Learn more about your ad-choices at https://news.iheart.com/podcast-advertisers

    Cancel Peter Pan

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 10, 2020 28:32


    Brooklyn Liam joins Zach to discuss Peter Pan's offensive past, Melania Trump's statue and disgusting Central Park Elmo's Learn more about your ad-choices at https://news.iheart.com/podcast-advertisers

    Pete Best was the Most Talented Beatle. Fight Me.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 8, 2020 5:38


    Zach interviews former Beatle Pete Best who claims he was the most talented Beatle. Oh, and we re-write Take me Out to the Ballgame for these Covid times Learn more about your ad-choices at https://news.iheart.com/podcast-advertisers

    Biggest Virus Since Tommy Lee

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 6, 2020 4:14


    Tommy Lee and Coronavirus? The similarities are endless... Learn more about your ad-choices at https://news.iheart.com/podcast-advertisers

    The Return of Four Loko!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 3, 2020 32:42


    Liam's Dry June is over and he stashed some Four Loko from 2009 to fall off the wagon with. Zach has some concerns about "Concious UnTHROUPLING." Learn more about your ad-choices at https://news.iheart.com/podcast-advertisers

    Fireworks! Marv Albert! A New Swine Flu!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 1, 2020 5:44


    Zach talks to Marv Albert about his decision to not be a part of the NBA re-launch, we give KARENS a guide to explosions and people are cuddling pigs? Learn more about your ad-choices at https://news.iheart.com/podcast-advertisers

    A Real Snowman Should have Played Olaf in "Frozen!"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 29, 2020 5:51


    We interview a Snowman who's fighting for Snowman rights... and the Rolling Stones Have a New Song for Trump... "I Raw-Dogged a Porn Star When My Wife Was Pregnant." Learn more about your ad-choices at https://news.iheart.com/podcast-advertisers

    Chuck E. Cheese Closed? WHERE WILL I GET MY KIDS FLESH EATING BACTERIA?!?!?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 26, 2020 28:56


    Liam Farrell joins Zach to discuss Canada vs. the US, the closing of the human petri dish Chuck E. Cheese across America and the 1.2 DEAD million Americans who received stimulus checks. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://news.iheart.com/podcast-advertisers

    Lost Hamilton Song Released!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 24, 2020 5:45


    Zach presents a hip-hop musical episode where Lin-Manuel Miranda sings about the state of the world, Mackelmore raps about Long John Silvers and we take a trip to FLAVORTOWN with LUKE SKYWALKER!! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://news.iheart.com/podcast-advertisers

    METH GATORS!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 22, 2020 6:05


    Meth Gators are on their way. Leonardo DiCaprio celebrates his girlfriend's birthday... and TRUMP. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://news.iheart.com/podcast-advertisers

    What Does Your Orgasm Smell Like?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 19, 2020 34:05


    Liam Farrell joins Zach Selwyn to discuss Gwyneth's Orgasm Candle! Cancelling Sam Adams! And Chris D'Elia? More like Chris De'leted! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://news.iheart.com/podcast-advertisers

    K.A.R.E.N. the MOVIE TRAILER!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 17, 2020 5:48


    We premiere the trailer for K.A.R.E.N. - And Zach explains why he has multiple 3rd Eye Blind tattoos... Learn more about your ad-choices at https://news.iheart.com/podcast-advertisers

    CHAZ CHOAD CHICKEN CHEESEBURGER

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 15, 2020 6:53


    Seattle is an autonomous zone/ Trump went down on someone... a ramp/ and Hertz has some great cars for sale...? Learn more about your ad-choices at https://news.iheart.com/podcast-advertisers

    Those Statues Weren't Taken Down, They Had "Pre-Existing Conditions"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 12, 2020 33:03


    Liam is in Brooklyn. Zach is in LA. Together they navigate the world of fake and real news, reporting and making shit fun. This week, Snoop votes, we teach you how to "Read the Room" and Statues get taken down... or did they? Learn more about your ad-choices at https://news.iheart.com/podcast-advertisers

    The New Dalai Lama Record SLAPS! Oh. And Kardashians.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 11, 2020 6:01


    The new Dalai Lama record is gonna be LIT! And the Kardashians now have an NBA starting 5 ex-boyfriend Finals Team! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://news.iheart.com/podcast-advertisers

    Influencers in the Wild...

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 8, 2020 8:11


    Zach rips on Influencers who go to BLM Marches for Selfies! Billie Eilish needs to explain herself! And We Challenge Remix God Suede to a Battle Learn more about your ad-choices at https://news.iheart.com/podcast-advertisers

    Escobar's Hippo Vs Hitlers Alligator! Who Will WIn!

    Play Episode Listen Later May 29, 2020 28:01


    Who would win in a fight between Escobars Hippo & Hitlers Alligator? Clickbait! Lickable screens! And Liam tells us his favorite story about shrooming during an arrest! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://news.iheart.com/podcast-advertisers

    Eminem Disses Us.

    Play Episode Listen Later May 27, 2020 6:01


    Eminem drops a diss track on Zach and Karen callls in to speak to the manager. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://news.iheart.com/podcast-advertisers

    Pickle Hummus, Side Pieces and Weed for Coronavirus!

    Play Episode Listen Later May 22, 2020 26:10


    Liam joins Zach for the news of the week.. Including hackers, weed as a Covid cure, pickle hummus and what YOU would do for 100 million dollars... Learn more about your ad-choices at https://news.iheart.com/podcast-advertisers

    Hydorxychloroquine? Or Gas Station Boner Pills?

    Play Episode Listen Later May 20, 2020 6:51


    Trump's drug use admission, White People Problems & the problem with doing all business on work apps... Learn more about your ad-choices at https://news.iheart.com/podcast-advertisers

    Masks On! Clothes Off at the Strip Club!

    Play Episode Listen Later May 18, 2020 5:31


    Zach interviews Cheyenne, a stripper from the open Wyoming joint where masks, but not clothes, are required. Also, Four NFL guys arrested in a week? Learn more about your ad-choices at https://news.iheart.com/podcast-advertisers

    Friday Edition! No Spitting, Your Pastrami is Here!

    Play Episode Listen Later May 15, 2020 34:35


    Zach and Liam get into the craziness that is MLB's new rules, the weird names of hurricanes and the Katz's Deli sandwich that Zach sent his mom that arrived 2 weeks late. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://news.iheart.com/podcast-advertisers

    It's a Bird Scooter, Mask Swap PLANDEMIC!

    Play Episode Listen Later May 13, 2020 6:57


    Conspiracy Guy stops by, we talk brielfy to Kim Kardashian about toilet papering her sister's house & the new reality Tv show MASK SWAP! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://news.iheart.com/podcast-advertisers

    Karen Would Like to Speak to the Manager

    Play Episode Listen Later May 11, 2020 7:28


    Zach hosts as "Live Laugh Love" Karen chimes in, Al Pacino joins Tik Tok & Christian Yelich's Milfy Mom gets some men THIRSTY. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://news.iheart.com/podcast-advertisers

    Nic Cage Saw a Tiger

    Play Episode Listen Later May 8, 2020 24:42


    Nicolas Cage Interview about playing Joe Exotic! Homeless in San Francisco are being given free drugs and alcohol! And Florida dominates our stories... Audio Up News Network is brought to you by Audio Up Media. Hosted by Zach Selwyn, and Dan Katz, and Liam Ferrell. Copyright 2020. All rights reserved. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://news.iheart.com/podcast-advertisers

    Rockin' the #Peeyourpantschallenge

    Play Episode Listen Later May 6, 2020 6:12


    Zach discusses Ron Artest's new name, his kid's less than stellar Little League skills & Chicago Bears and Porn Stars... Audio Up News Network is brought to you by Audio Up Media. Hosted by Zach Selwyn, and Dan Katz, and Liam Ferrell. Copyright 2020. All rights reserved. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://news.iheart.com/podcast-advertisers

    May the 4th be With You!

    Play Episode Listen Later May 4, 2020 5:43


    Zach celebrates May the 4th, gets scared of Murder Hornets, and tries to write a song like "I Wonder what's inside your Butthole." Audio Up News Network is brought to you by Audio Up Media. Hosted by Zach Selwyn, and Dan Katz, and Liam Ferrell. Copyright 2020. All rights reserved. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://news.iheart.com/podcast-advertisers

    Manscaping, Selficides, and the Citizen App ruining Zach's life.

    Play Episode Listen Later May 1, 2020 20:56


    Liam and Zach discuss the subway closing, ball shaving during quarantine and who at Wal Mart would get cast as Trump's "Double..." Audio Up News Network is brought to you by Audio Up Media. Hosted by Zach Selwyn, and Dan Katz, and Liam Ferrell. Copyright 2020. All rights reserved. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://news.iheart.com/podcast-advertisers

    Katy Perry's Drive-By Duck Hunt

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 29, 2020 6:18


    We interview a duck that is a suspect in the Duck Dynasty Drive-by shooting, discus female sex hormones as a coronavirus cure and talk about Katy Perry's boobs. Audio Up News Network is brought to you by Audio Up Media. Hosted by Zach Selwyn, and Dan Katz, and Liam Ferrell. Copyright 2020. All rights reserved. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://news.iheart.com/podcast-advertisers

    Dennis Rodman Broke his Penis

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 27, 2020 6:48


    Kim Jong Un's sisters Kourtney and Khloe are in mourning, Dennis Rodman hops on the phone to discuss breaking your penis during sex and a clip from Zach's "Acoustic quarantine concert. Audio Up News Network is brought to you by Audio Up Media. Hosted by Zach Selwyn, and Dan Katz, and Liam Ferrell. Copyright 2020. All rights reserved. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://news.iheart.com/podcast-advertisers

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