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Bob Green (author of the Candy-Coated Razor Blades blog and TROPEFEST!: Attack of the Killer Cliches ) and RC Ackerman like horror movies. A LOT. They like ‘em so much that they want to make fun of them. ALL of them. Except maybe the ones they really like. So come join our heroes as they smack aroun…

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    • Mar 11, 2020 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 1h 17m AVG DURATION
    • 218 EPISODES
    • 2 SEASONS


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    CCRB - S3 - E10 - Siren - Snooby Snacks

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 11, 2020 55:49


    In which our heroes get blessed by Podcat and discuss the nature of film when it comes to mythological creatures and how it ALWAYS GETS THEM WRONG.

    CCRB - S3 - E10 - Siren - Snooby Snacks

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 11, 2020 55:49


    In which our heroes get blessed by Podcat and discuss the nature of film when it comes to mythological creatures and how it ALWAYS GETS THEM WRONG.

    CCRB - S3 - E9 - Audition - Banana Sammiches

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 4, 2020 54:34


    This week, the kids learn why it's never a good idea to lure in a prospective date with the promise of a juicy movie role. Takashi Miike's horror classic, Audition. Buckle up.

    CCRB - S3 - E9 - Audition - Banana Sammiches

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 4, 2020 54:34


    This week, the kids learn why it's never a good idea to lure in a prospective date with the promise of a juicy movie role. Takashi Miike's horror classic, Audition. Buckle up.

    CCRB - Bonus - Women In Horror Film Festival - Day 1

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 29, 2020 35:03


    RC and Stephanie are LOVING the Women in Horror Film Festival. Here. Lemme show ya!

    CCRB - Bonus - Women In Horror Film Festival - Day 1

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 29, 2020 35:03


    CCRB - S3 - E8 - Let Us Prey - Tiny Town of Terror

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 26, 2020 64:05


    This week, RC, Stephanie and Bob visit Invernee, Scotland and find out why small towns utterly suck. Let Us Prey! Available on Shudder.

    CCRB - S3 - E8 - Let Us Prey - Tiny Town of Terror

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 26, 2020 64:05


    This week, RC, Stephanie and Bob visit Invernee, Scotland and find out why small towns utterly suck. Let Us Prey! Available on Shudder.

    CCRB - S3 - E7 - Killer Klowns from Outer Space - Justice for Storefront!

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 19, 2020 66:57


    Sorry for the delay on this one, kids. It's been a long two weeks. Anyhoo, KILLER KLOWNS! And to compliment the Dong Gong®, we give you... THE HOOTER HONKER®! Boobs, man. Boobs. A driving force in horror cinema.

    CCRB - S3 - E7 - Killer Klowns from Outer Space - Justice for Storefront!

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 19, 2020 66:57


    Sorry for the delay on this one, kids. It's been a long two weeks. Anyhoo, KILLER KLOWNS! And to compliment the Dong Gong®, we give you... THE HOOTER HONKER®! Boobs, man. Boobs. A driving force in horror cinema.

    CCRB - S3 - E6 - Hell House LLC3 - Sass McSassface

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 5, 2020 70:53


    WHEW! We made it! To the end of this razzafrackin' trilogy. HELL HOUSE LLC 3, KIDS! It's a short one. Feel relieved.

    CCRB - S3 - E6 - Hell House LLC3 - Sass McSassface

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 5, 2020 70:53


    WHEW! We made it! To the end of this razzafrackin' trilogy. HELL HOUSE LLC 3, KIDS! It's a short one. Feel relieved.

    CCRB - S3 - E5 - Hell House LLC 2 - Electric Boogaloo

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 30, 2020 77:27


    Well, now that we've fixed the music JOIN US as we jump into more haunted hotel action and bounce right the ^($< off. HELL HOUSE LLC 2! Kill me.

    CCRB - S3 - E5 - Hell House LLC 2 - Electric Boogaloo

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 29, 2020 77:27


    Well, now that we've fixed the music JOIN US as we jump into more haunted hotel action and bounce right the ^($< off. HELL HOUSE LLC 2! Kill me.

    CCRB - S3 - E4 - Hell House LLC

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 23, 2020 82:34


    Did you know that Haunted Houses were just full of off-season carnies? Who knew, right? HELL HOUSE LLC! This week on Candy-Caoated Razor Blades.

    CCRB - S3 - E4 - Hell House LLC

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 23, 2020 82:34


    Did you know that Haunted Houses were just full of off-season carnies? Who knew, right? HELL HOUSE LLC! This week on Candy-Caoated Razor Blades.

    CCRB - S3 - E3 - Silent Night Deadly Night - HORROR MILFS

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 25, 2019 81:16


    So, only about 20 minutes of this is actually review. HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!

    CCRB - S3 - E3 - Silent Night Deadly Night - HORROR MILFS

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 25, 2019 81:16


    CCRB - S3 - E2 - Elves

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 18, 2019 59:42


    In which RC and Bob learn that they've made a dreadful mistake with this film and Stephanie is mercifully spared the horror of Elves. Save us, Grizzly Adams!

    CCRB - S3 - E2 - Elves

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 18, 2019 59:42


    In which RC and Bob learn that they've made a dreadful mistake with this film and Stephanie is mercifully spared the horror of Elves. Save us, Grizzly Adams!

    CCRB - S3 - E1 - Dial Code Santa Claus - The Frenchest of Mullets

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 11, 2019 70:38


    We're BAAAAAAAACK! And we're starting the new season off with our annual Christmas picks! This episode? The lost masterpiece (no, not really), 1989's Deadly Games aka Dial Code Santa Claus! Because, of course we are.

    CCRB - S3 - E1 - Dial Code Santa Claus - The Frenchest of Mullets

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 11, 2019 70:38


    We're BAAAAAAAACK! And we're starting the new season off with our annual Christmas picks! This episode? The lost masterpiece (no, not really), 1989's Deadly Games aka Dial Code Santa Claus! Because, of course we are.

    CCRB - S2 - E47 - Nightmares Film Festival - Almost Made It

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 30, 2019 93:20


    Our Nightmares Film Festival Wrap-Up! In this episode, Stephanie, RC, and Bob give you a sneak peak at some of the amazingness that Nightmares just couldn't fit into the program. Yes, kids, even the great stuff doesn't always get to play. But they can play with us! We like new friends.

    CCRB - S2 - E47 - Nightmares Film Festival - Almost Made It

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 30, 2019 93:20


    Our Nightmares Film Festival Wrap-Up! In this episode, Stephanie, RC, and Bob give you a sneak peak at some of the amazingness that Nightmares just couldn't fit into the program. Yes, kids, even the great stuff doesn't always get to play. But they can play with us! We like new friends.

    Nightmares 2019 - Sunday Part 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 28, 2019 106:04


    They don't call us The Sleepless for nothin'. Here is the last of our interviews for Sunday. We have fixed the audio issues in this episode so it's a much easier listen. So sorry for the delay! With: Kevin Donner, Ariana DiValentino, Aaron B. Koontz, Guillermo Ortiz, Avishai Weinberger, and Lisa Ovies.

    Nightmares 2019 - Sunday Part 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 28, 2019 106:04


    They don't call us The Sleepless for nothin'. Here is the last of our interviews for Sunday. We have fixed the audio issues in this episode so it's a much easier listen. So sorry for the delay! With: Kevin Donner, Ariana DiValentino, Aaron B. Koontz, Guillermo Ortiz, Avishai Weinberger, and Lisa Ovies.

    Nightmares 2019-Saturday Part 2 - Sunday Part 1

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 27, 2019 85:28


    Hey, kids. We still had some audio issues with a few of these interviews but we got them fixed towards the end. Still, they're there, and we're sorry. I'll see what I can do to fix them later in the week. (Edit: I corrected as much as I could but there are a few spikes I couldn't nab.) With Jeremy Herbert and Morgan McLeod, Curtis Matzke, Dustin Mills,Katlyn Aviles, Malcolm Mills and Joanna Tsanis, Mark Cartwright and Baker Chase-Powell, Timothy Troy and Dan McGuire.

    Nightmares 2019-Saturday Update Part 1

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 27, 2019 193:25


    Just FYI, kids, we had some MASSIVE audio issues so please be prepared to adjust your volume at a number of points. I have fixed what I could but it still ain't pretty. In other news, ENJOY THE INTERVIEWS!! Featuring: Nate Ruegger, Megan Swertlow, Justin Nelson, Marcus Koch, Eric Bodge, Alex Reeves, Aaron Barrocas, the NFF Award Winners list, and Stacey Palmer!

    Nightmares 2019-Saturday Part 2 - Sunday Part 1

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 27, 2019 85:28


    Hey, kids. We still had some audio issues with a few of these interviews but we got them fixed towards the end. Still, they're there, and we're sorry. I'll see what I can do to fix them later in the week. (Edit: I corrected as much as I could but there are a few spikes I couldn't nab.) With Jeremy Herbert and Morgan McLeod, Curtis Matzke, Dustin Mills,Katlyn Aviles, Malcolm Mills and Joanna Tsanis, Mark Cartwright and Baker Chase-Powell, Timothy Troy and Dan McGuire.

    Nightmares 2019-Saturday Update Part 1

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 27, 2019 193:25


    Just FYI, kids, we had some MASSIVE audio issues so please be prepared to adjust your volume at a number of points. I have fixed what I could but it still ain't pretty. In other news, ENJOY THE INTERVIEWS!! Featuring: Nate Ruegger, Megan Swertlow, Justin Nelson, Marcus Koch, Eric Bodge, Alex Reeves, Aaron Barrocas, the NFF Award Winners list, and Stacey Palmer!

    Nightmares 2019 Friday Night Update!

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 26, 2019 81:27


    And, here is your Friday Night update STRAIGHT from Nightmares Film Festival 2019! Sit in with us as we talk to Scott Goergens (29 Needles), Jeffrey Howe (Screenwriter of Persona and all around awesome guy), Sergio Pinheiro (screenwroiter - The Chamber), Charles Pieper (Malacostraca), and Tim Troemner (The Pickman Model)! WE LOVE MAKING NEW FRIENDS!!

    Nightmares 2019 Friday Night Update!

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 26, 2019 81:27


    And, here is your Friday Night update STRAIGHT from Nightmares Film Festival 2019! Sit in with us as we talk to Scott Goergens (29 Needles), Jeffrey Howe (Screenwriter of Persona and all around awesome guy), Sergio Pinheiro (screenwroiter - The Chamber), Charles Pieper (Malacostraca), and Tim Troemner (The Pickman Model)! WE LOVE MAKING NEW FRIENDS!!

    Nightmares 2019 - Thursday Night Update!

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 25, 2019 42:05


    In our first update from Nightmares Film Festival 2019, we interview Dave Tolchinski, the writer/director of the short "Cassandra", and Rakefet Abergel, the writer/producer/director/star of "Boo"! It's a short night but it's friggin' AMAZING!!

    Nightmares 2019 - Thursday Night Update!

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 24, 2019 42:05


    In our first update from Nightmares Film Festival 2019, we interview Dave Tolchinski, the writer/director of the short "Cassandra", and Rakefet Abergel, the writer/producer/director/star of "Boo"! It's a short night but it's friggin' AMAZING!!

    CCRB - S2 - E46 - Candyman - Scare-roused

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 23, 2019 92:44


    Stephanie is rehearsing for her own awesome this week so it's up to Bob and RC to love ALL OVER Candyman and his problematic bees. Oh, Honey...

    CCRB - S2 - E46 - Candyman - Scare-roused

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 23, 2019 92:44


    Stephanie is rehearsing for her own awesome this week so it's up to Bob and RC to love ALL OVER Candyman and his problematic bees. Oh, Honey...

    CCRB - S2 - E45 - Night of the Creeps - Thrill Me

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 16, 2019 80:12


    A movie MADE of digressions gets a digression-filled podcast with the help of our friend Jeremy. Plus, claymation brain slugs!

    CCRB - S2 - E45 - Night of the Creeps - Thrill Me

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 16, 2019 80:12


    A movie MADE of digressions gets a digression-filled podcast with the help of our friend Jeremy. Plus, claymation brain slugs!

    CCRB - S2 - E44 - The Loved Ones -Dance With Me

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 9, 2019 93:45


    In which our heroes display an abject lack of sympathy for the lonely psychopath and remind ourselves that pretty much everything in Australia wants you dead.

    CCRB - S2 - E44 - The Loved Ones -Dance With Me

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 9, 2019 93:45


    In which our heroes display an abject lack of sympathy for the lonely psychopath and remind ourselves that pretty much everything in Australia wants you dead.

    CCRB - S2 - E43 - Banana Splits - The Hootening

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 2, 2019 89:53


    JOIN US AS WE REMINISCE OVER SID AND MARTY KROFFT! And delight in the awfulness that is The Banana Splits, a SyFy Original movie. Oh, it's bad, kids... but it's that GOOOOOOD bad.

    CCRB - S2 - E43 - Banana Splits - The Hootening

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 2, 2019 89:53


    JOIN US AS WE REMINISCE OVER SID AND MARTY KROFFT! And delight in the awfulness that is The Banana Splits, a SyFy Original movie. Oh, it's bad, kids... but it's that GOOOOOOD bad.

    CCRB - S2 - E42 - Willow Creek - An Immodest Proposal

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 25, 2019 75:06


    Oh, the HORRORS of camping. Awkward sex, bloody clumps of fur, engagement rings... Eew. WILLOW CREEK, KIDS! Bigfoot, ahoy.

    CCRB - S2 - E42 - Willow Creek - An Immodest Proposal

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 25, 2019 75:06


    Oh, the HORRORS of camping. Awkward sex, bloody clumps of fur, engagement rings... Eew. WILLOW CREEK, KIDS! Bigfoot, ahoy.

    CCRB - S2 - E41 - Witchboard - Whitesnake Hair

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 18, 2019 85:11


    In which our heroes love all over Tawny Kitaen's hair, like, totally gag over Valley Girl mediums, and wonder why EITHER of these chumps deserve Whitesnake awesomeness.

    CCRB - S2 - E41 - Witchboard - Whitesnake Hair

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 18, 2019 85:11


    In which our heroes love all over Tawny Kitaen's hair, like, totally gag over Valley Girl mediums, and wonder why EITHER of these chumps deserve Whitesnake awesomeness.

    CCRB- S2 - E 40 - Creepshow - CAAAAAAAAKE!!

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 11, 2019 105:02


    We've been having some audio issues that I don't quite know how to fix, yet, thanks to the cats so PLEASE excuse the choppiness. SO sorry. BUT HERE'S CREEPSHOW!!

    CCRB- S2 - E 40 - Creepshow - CAAAAAAAAKE!!

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 11, 2019 105:02


    We've been having some audio issues that I don't quite know how to fix, yet, thanks to the cats so PLEASE excuse the choppiness. SO sorry. BUT HERE'S CREEPSHOW!!

    CCRB - S2 - E39 - Gehenna - Nonononononononononooooooo

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 4, 2019 68:31


    In which our heroes question RCs taste and get STUPID high.

    CCRB - S2 - E39 - Gehenna - Nonononononononononooooooo

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 4, 2019 68:31


    CCRB - S2 - E38 - Hereditary - *click*

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 28, 2019 105:21


    In which our heroes deftly avoid telephone poles and find out why miniatures are super creepy.

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