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Christmas comes early—and often! Bob, RC, and Andy discuss Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale.

Christmas comes early—and often! Bob, RC, and Andy discuss *Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale*.

Bob and RC picked their Christmas movies already, this week it's Andy's turn. It's Christmas Evil, which John Waters calls the best Christmas movie ever. And it's...not what we were expecting.

Bob and RC picked their Christmas movies already, this week it's Andy's turn. It's *Christmas Evil*, which John Waters calls the best Christmas movie ever. And it's...not what we were expecting.

Bob's gone this week doing Christmas...stuff...whatever...so Andy and RC are joined once again by Wolfgang from Twitch's Howling Good Games to watch 2014's Wolfcop.

Bob's gone this week doing Christmas...stuff...whatever...so Andy and RC are joined once again by Wolfgang from Twitch's Howling Good Games to watch 2014's *Wolfcop*.

PSAs! Sponsored messages! Gloved fingers going where they have no earthly right to be! Bob, RC, and Andy watched Brian Yuzna's The Dentist, now streaming on popcornflix.com.

PSAs! Sponsored messages! Gloved fingers going where they have no earthly right to be! Bob, RC, and Andy watched Brian Yuzna's *The Dentist*, now streaming on popcornflix.com.

What if The Conjuring wasn't awful? Bob, RC, and Andy found out when they watched 2011's Lovely Molly, from Eduardo Sánchez, now streaming on Shudder.

What if *The Conjuring* wasn't awful? Bob, RC, and Andy found out when they watched 2011's *Lovely Molly*, from Eduardo Sánchez, now streaming on Shudder.

In which our heroes say goodbye to a friend, say hello to a really bad clown slash "actor", question why some people get money to make movies, apologize for sub-par editing (just right here, nowhere else),and take leave of their senses with 2017's Clowntergeist.

In which our heroes say goodbye to a friend, say hello to a really bad clown slash "actor", question why some people get money to make movies, apologize for sub-par editing (just right here, nowhere else),and take leave of their senses with 2017's Clowntergeist.

Bob and RC literally spend an hour or so gushing over a man-eating plant. Like, for real. Not even kidding. 1986's Little Shop of Horrors, kids! Watch it. You'll thank us.

Bob and RC literally spend an hour or so gushing over a man-eating plant. Like, for real. Not even kidding. 1986's Little Shop of Horrors, kids! Watch it. You'll thank us.

Bob and RC talk about 1001 Arabian Nights, sexism, religion, PTSD, and some really sub-par parenting in the Netflix find Under The Shadow. It's a good one, kids.

Bob and RC talk about 1001 Arabian Nights, sexism, religion, PTSD, and some really sub-par parenting in the Netflix find Under The Shadow. It's a good one, kids.

Bob and RC explore a WHOLE lot of heavy stuff while watching Tony Wash's The Rake several times. No, really. Several times. In the same day.

Bob and RC explore a WHOLE lot of heavy stuff while watching Tony Wash's The Rake several times. No, really. Several times. In the same day.

RC tortures Bob, yet again, with his questionable tastes as we review 2018s Haunting on Fraternity Row, also known as Party Crasher. Why there were two titles is utterly beyond us.

RC tortures Bob, yet again, with his questionable tastes as we review 2018s Haunting on Fraternity Row, also known as Party Crasher. Why there were two titles is utterly beyond us.

Seriously, kids, this was a test. A test of my patience, a test of our willpower, a test of our tech AND a test of our interviewee! Meet Stephanie, kids! She's our top contender for new co-host! Let us know how you think she did! Email bob@candycoatedrazor.com with your opinions.

Seriously, kids, this was a test. A test of my patience, a test of our willpower, a test of our tech AND a test of our interviewee! Meet Stephanie, kids! She's our top contender for new co-host! Let us know how you think she did! Email bob@candycoatedrazor.com with your opinions.

Join Bob and RC as they wonder how the F*CK a house full of traps was set while the family was ACTUALLY HOME! Yeesh...

Join Bob and RC as they wonder how the F*CK a house full of traps was set while the family was ACTUALLY HOME! Yeesh...

In which our intrepid crew finds out exactly what happens to Bob during a possible diabetic moment, discusses what constitutes New England, discovers a new-found love of Shrinky Dinks®, and gets creeped the f**k out by faces that emote without moving as we review The Autopsy of Jane Doe.

In which our intrepid crew finds out exactly what happens to Bob during a possible diabetic moment, discusses what constitutes New England, discovers a new-found love of Shrinky Dinks®, and gets creeped the f**k out by faces that emote without moving as we review The Autopsy of Jane Doe.

In which our heroes rediscover a... "classic"(?), find out that George C Scott is off-putting, wonder where you can get a lease on fine historic property, and why you shouldn't call your band director "Snuggles". Stupid inappropriate humor all occurring prior to the age of #metoo...

In which our heroes rediscover a... "classic"(?), find out that George C Scott is off-putting, wonder where you can get a lease on fine historic property, and why you shouldn't call your band director "Snuggles". Stupid inappropriate humor all occurring prior to the age of #metoo...

PUNK ROCK! HECK YEAH! Now with more pink drugs and lost feet! And it's Stephanie's first pick! Hooray! Let's hope it doesn't get her fired. The Ranger! This week on Candy-Coated Razor Blades.

PUNK ROCK! HECK YEAH! Now with more pink drugs and lost feet! And it's Stephanie's first pick! Hooray! Let's hope it doesn't get her fired. The Ranger! This week on Candy-Coated Razor Blades.

SURPRISE! A CHILDHOOD FAVORITE IS BABY'S FIRST SLASHER! Let's talk Willy Wonka, kids. None of those kids survived. None of them. They are delicious candy, now.

SURPRISE! A CHILDHOOD FAVORITE IS BABY'S FIRST SLASHER! Let's talk Willy Wonka, kids. None of those kids survived. None of them. They are delicious candy, now.

Join us as we examine the unsanitary nature of hospital ghosts, ask why some British comedians are unrecognizable, and revisit some candy with double-salted licorice.

Join us as we examine the unsanitary nature of hospital ghosts, ask why some British comedians are unrecognizable, and revisit some candy with double-salted licorice.

In which we discuss Malaysian cuisine, the delightful idiosyncracies of IMDB plot synopses, and Here There Be Tygers. It's an extra long one, kids! Be prepared.

In which we discuss Malaysian cuisine, the delightful idiosyncracies of IMDB plot synopses, and Here There Be Tygers. It's an extra long one, kids! Be prepared.

In which our heroes discuss laziness, crimes against cake, the badassery of the differently abled, and idiot home invaders when we review Jennifer Trudrung's short "Indolence" and the Netflix exclusive, Hush.

In which our heroes discuss laziness, crimes against cake, the badassery of the differently abled, and idiot home invaders when we review Jennifer Trudrung's short "Indolence" and the Netflix exclusive, Hush.

In which Bob needs a cup of coffee, we discuss Jennifer Trudrung's third short, The Ebbing, and meander through the world of religion in horror for a sec.

In which Bob needs a cup of coffee, we discuss Jennifer Trudrung's third short, The Ebbing, and meander through the world of religion in horror for a sec.

In which our heroes discuss MONKEYS! MONKEYMONKEYSMONKEYS! MONKEEEEEEEYS!! And Quadaplegic sex. And Jason Beghe's ass. AND MONKEYS!!

In which our heroes discuss MONKEYS! MONKEYMONKEYSMONKEYS! MONKEEEEEEEYS!! And Quadaplegic sex. And Jason Beghe's ass. AND MONKEYS!!

In which our heroes love all over Jordan Peele AGAIN. Shh, shh, shhhhhh... no words...

In which our heroes love all over Jordan Peele AGAIN. Shh, shh, shhhhhh... no words...

In which our heroes discuss maritime safety, the importance of good posture while dancing with children, and the fact that there are two very different movies here and we don't know why we got the one we did... GHOST SHIP!

In which our heroes discuss maritime safety, the importance of good posture while dancing with children, and the fact that there are two very different movies here and we don't know why we got the one we did... GHOST SHIP!

This week, our heroes step back from thinking and relax with some late 80s horror trash that time forgot. You're supposed to bite her on the neck.

This week, our heroes step back from thinking and relax with some late 80s horror trash that time forgot. You're supposed to bite her on the neck.

In which our heroes deftly avoid telephone poles and find out why miniatures are super creepy.

In which our heroes deftly avoid telephone poles and find out why miniatures are super creepy.

In which our heroes question RCs taste and get STUPID high.

In which our heroes question RCs taste and get STUPID high.

We've been having some audio issues that I don't quite know how to fix, yet, thanks to the cats so PLEASE excuse the choppiness. SO sorry. BUT HERE'S CREEPSHOW!!

We've been having some audio issues that I don't quite know how to fix, yet, thanks to the cats so PLEASE excuse the choppiness. SO sorry. BUT HERE'S CREEPSHOW!!

In which our heroes love all over Tawny Kitaen's hair, like, totally gag over Valley Girl mediums, and wonder why EITHER of these chumps deserve Whitesnake awesomeness.

In which our heroes love all over Tawny Kitaen's hair, like, totally gag over Valley Girl mediums, and wonder why EITHER of these chumps deserve Whitesnake awesomeness.

Oh, the HORRORS of camping. Awkward sex, bloody clumps of fur, engagement rings... Eew. WILLOW CREEK, KIDS! Bigfoot, ahoy.

Oh, the HORRORS of camping. Awkward sex, bloody clumps of fur, engagement rings... Eew. WILLOW CREEK, KIDS! Bigfoot, ahoy.

JOIN US AS WE REMINISCE OVER SID AND MARTY KROFFT! And delight in the awfulness that is The Banana Splits, a SyFy Original movie. Oh, it's bad, kids... but it's that GOOOOOOD bad.

JOIN US AS WE REMINISCE OVER SID AND MARTY KROFFT! And delight in the awfulness that is The Banana Splits, a SyFy Original movie. Oh, it's bad, kids... but it's that GOOOOOOD bad.

In which our heroes display an abject lack of sympathy for the lonely psychopath and remind ourselves that pretty much everything in Australia wants you dead.

In which our heroes display an abject lack of sympathy for the lonely psychopath and remind ourselves that pretty much everything in Australia wants you dead.

A movie MADE of digressions gets a digression-filled podcast with the help of our friend Jeremy. Plus, claymation brain slugs!

A movie MADE of digressions gets a digression-filled podcast with the help of our friend Jeremy. Plus, claymation brain slugs!

Stephanie is rehearsing for her own awesome this week so it's up to Bob and RC to love ALL OVER Candyman and his problematic bees. Oh, Honey...

Stephanie is rehearsing for her own awesome this week so it's up to Bob and RC to love ALL OVER Candyman and his problematic bees. Oh, Honey...

In our first update from Nightmares Film Festival 2019, we interview Dave Tolchinski, the writer/director of the short "Cassandra", and Rakefet Abergel, the writer/producer/director/star of "Boo"! It's a short night but it's friggin' AMAZING!!

In our first update from Nightmares Film Festival 2019, we interview Dave Tolchinski, the writer/director of the short "Cassandra", and Rakefet Abergel, the writer/producer/director/star of "Boo"! It's a short night but it's friggin' AMAZING!!

And, here is your Friday Night update STRAIGHT from Nightmares Film Festival 2019! Sit in with us as we talk to Scott Goergens (29 Needles), Jeffrey Howe (Screenwriter of Persona and all around awesome guy), Sergio Pinheiro (screenwroiter - The Chamber), Charles Pieper (Malacostraca), and Tim Troemner (The Pickman Model)! WE LOVE MAKING NEW FRIENDS!!

And, here is your Friday Night update STRAIGHT from Nightmares Film Festival 2019! Sit in with us as we talk to Scott Goergens (29 Needles), Jeffrey Howe (Screenwriter of Persona and all around awesome guy), Sergio Pinheiro (screenwroiter - The Chamber), Charles Pieper (Malacostraca), and Tim Troemner (The Pickman Model)! WE LOVE MAKING NEW FRIENDS!!

Just FYI, kids, we had some MASSIVE audio issues so please be prepared to adjust your volume at a number of points. I have fixed what I could but it still ain't pretty. In other news, ENJOY THE INTERVIEWS!! Featuring: Nate Ruegger, Megan Swertlow, Justin Nelson, Marcus Koch, Eric Bodge, Alex Reeves, Aaron Barrocas, the NFF Award Winners list, and Stacey Palmer!

Hey, kids. We still had some audio issues with a few of these interviews but we got them fixed towards the end. Still, they're there, and we're sorry. I'll see what I can do to fix them later in the week. (Edit: I corrected as much as I could but there are a few spikes I couldn't nab.) With Jeremy Herbert and Morgan McLeod, Curtis Matzke, Dustin Mills,Katlyn Aviles, Malcolm Mills and Joanna Tsanis, Mark Cartwright and Baker Chase-Powell, Timothy Troy and Dan McGuire.

Just FYI, kids, we had some MASSIVE audio issues so please be prepared to adjust your volume at a number of points. I have fixed what I could but it still ain't pretty. In other news, ENJOY THE INTERVIEWS!! Featuring: Nate Ruegger, Megan Swertlow, Justin Nelson, Marcus Koch, Eric Bodge, Alex Reeves, Aaron Barrocas, the NFF Award Winners list, and Stacey Palmer!

Hey, kids. We still had some audio issues with a few of these interviews but we got them fixed towards the end. Still, they're there, and we're sorry. I'll see what I can do to fix them later in the week. (Edit: I corrected as much as I could but there are a few spikes I couldn't nab.) With Jeremy Herbert and Morgan McLeod, Curtis Matzke, Dustin Mills,Katlyn Aviles, Malcolm Mills and Joanna Tsanis, Mark Cartwright and Baker Chase-Powell, Timothy Troy and Dan McGuire.

They don't call us The Sleepless for nothin'. Here is the last of our interviews for Sunday. We have fixed the audio issues in this episode so it's a much easier listen. So sorry for the delay! With: Kevin Donner, Ariana DiValentino, Aaron B. Koontz, Guillermo Ortiz, Avishai Weinberger, and Lisa Ovies.

They don't call us The Sleepless for nothin'. Here is the last of our interviews for Sunday. We have fixed the audio issues in this episode so it's a much easier listen. So sorry for the delay! With: Kevin Donner, Ariana DiValentino, Aaron B. Koontz, Guillermo Ortiz, Avishai Weinberger, and Lisa Ovies.

Our Nightmares Film Festival Wrap-Up! In this episode, Stephanie, RC, and Bob give you a sneak peak at some of the amazingness that Nightmares just couldn't fit into the program. Yes, kids, even the great stuff doesn't always get to play. But they can play with us! We like new friends.

Our Nightmares Film Festival Wrap-Up! In this episode, Stephanie, RC, and Bob give you a sneak peak at some of the amazingness that Nightmares just couldn't fit into the program. Yes, kids, even the great stuff doesn't always get to play. But they can play with us! We like new friends.

We're BAAAAAAAACK! And we're starting the new season off with our annual Christmas picks! This episode? The lost masterpiece (no, not really), 1989's Deadly Games aka Dial Code Santa Claus! Because, of course we are.

We're BAAAAAAAACK! And we're starting the new season off with our annual Christmas picks! This episode? The lost masterpiece (no, not really), 1989's Deadly Games aka Dial Code Santa Claus! Because, of course we are.

In which RC and Bob learn that they've made a dreadful mistake with this film and Stephanie is mercifully spared the horror of Elves. Save us, Grizzly Adams!

In which RC and Bob learn that they've made a dreadful mistake with this film and Stephanie is mercifully spared the horror of Elves. Save us, Grizzly Adams!

So, only about 20 minutes of this is actually review. HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!

So, only about 20 minutes of this is actually review. HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!

Did you know that Haunted Houses were just full of off-season carnies? Who knew, right? HELL HOUSE LLC! This week on Candy-Caoated Razor Blades.

Did you know that Haunted Houses were just full of off-season carnies? Who knew, right? HELL HOUSE LLC! This week on Candy-Caoated Razor Blades.

Well, now that we've fixed the music JOIN US as we jump into more haunted hotel action and bounce right the ^($< off. HELL HOUSE LLC 2! Kill me.

Well, now that we've fixed the music JOIN US as we jump into more haunted hotel action and bounce right the ^($< off. HELL HOUSE LLC 2! Kill me.

WHEW! We made it! To the end of this razzafrackin' trilogy. HELL HOUSE LLC 3, KIDS! It's a short one. Feel relieved.

WHEW! We made it! To the end of this razzafrackin' trilogy. HELL HOUSE LLC 3, KIDS! It's a short one. Feel relieved.

Sorry for the delay on this one, kids. It's been a long two weeks. Anyhoo, KILLER KLOWNS! And to compliment the Dong Gong®, we give you... THE HOOTER HONKER®! Boobs, man. Boobs. A driving force in horror cinema.

Sorry for the delay on this one, kids. It's been a long two weeks. Anyhoo, KILLER KLOWNS! And to compliment the Dong Gong®, we give you... THE HOOTER HONKER®! Boobs, man. Boobs. A driving force in horror cinema.

This week, RC, Stephanie and Bob visit Invernee, Scotland and find out why small towns utterly suck. Let Us Prey! Available on Shudder.

This week, RC, Stephanie and Bob visit Invernee, Scotland and find out why small towns utterly suck. Let Us Prey! Available on Shudder.

RC and Stephanie are LOVING the Women in Horror Film Festival. Here. Lemme show ya!

RC and Stephanie are LOVING the Women in Horror Film Festival. Here. Lemme show ya!

This week, the kids learn why it's never a good idea to lure in a prospective date with the promise of a juicy movie role. Takashi Miike's horror classic, Audition. Buckle up.

This week, the kids learn why it's never a good idea to lure in a prospective date with the promise of a juicy movie role. Takashi Miike's horror classic, Audition. Buckle up.

In which our heroes get blessed by Podcat and discuss the nature of film when it comes to mythological creatures and how it ALWAYS GETS THEM WRONG.

In which our heroes get blessed by Podcat and discuss the nature of film when it comes to mythological creatures and how it ALWAYS GETS THEM WRONG.