Halfternoons with Those Two Girls

Today is the last episode of Halfternoons! We say a big thankyou and a big farewell to all of our listeners. Lise shares her sons dentist antics And Sarah didn't believe her child's injury See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lise's husband has asked the unthinkable, he's asked for a rats tail Sarah recalls the time she got a piercing before her 40th birthday And we are swooning over Bob Irwin's polite rejection of a young girl asking for his number.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's been revealed that younger generations don't like clubbing, resulting in establishments closing around the world. Are you the a**hole for using correct pronunciation? And you can score yourself $2000 if you let a bunch of cockroaches loose in your house. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A lady has received backlash for telling her sister in law that her baby isn't cute. What babies receive at French daycares has been revealed so we're moving to France And, Lise was the (self confessed) best dressed at a costume party over the weekend See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lise has acquired some injuries while on the back of her husbands motorbike And Sydney Morning Herald is under fire after a recent opinion piece on Rebel Wilsons new relationship status See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lise met an exceptional young woman who has some great advice for aspiring athletes A couple have opted to have Mickey & Minnie mouse characters at their wedding instead of food for their guests And turns out Kylie Jenner and Kylie Minogue had *beef* over their name See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lise has an epic footy boots hack to get bang for your buck Sarah runs through crazy laws in other countries We discuss the new feature found it the latest Apple update See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We take a look back on one of our most beloved segments, Hump Day Lise has picked up on something special in the latest episode of the Kardashians And we discuss party tricks! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lise had an over the top (gun) experience at the movies with her husband And we run through the Queens morning routine See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The girls recap their amazing weekend at the Queensland Premiere of Elvis And we have a big announcement for all you Halfternoon-ersSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We run through all the different types of toe aesthetics A list has been revealed of the weirdest things left in Ubers And more stupidest world records, this one involving a slam dunking hamstersSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A lady has given birth in the ocean without medical assistance Sarah doesn't know how to tell her husband he needs to spice up his curry And we discuss the Queens night time routine See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lise has been invited to a themed party! We run through all the things you should be eating according to your star sign And the most outrageous things celebrities have bought See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We run through the most hated Instagram captions Lise runs through more of the worst Guinness World Records And did you know the correct way to break Toblerone? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lise attended a prep birthday party with a whole bunch of reptiles Sarah ran a half marathon And a bride has some unwanted visitors at her weddingSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We discuss a very interesting beauty tip from Elle McPherson There's a new café in Tokyo aimed to help Procrastinators Seweden has invented a VERY interesting cereal See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lise has found a variation of #The Hot Girl Walk We discuss Womble, the emotional support dog We discuss Travis Barker and Kourtney Kardashians extravagant wedding See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ladies received a very interesting email this morning We discuss the latest Bachelor news The Elvis movie soundtrack has been released See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sarah has learnt a new life skill Apple has patent the idea of a driverless Virtual Realty car And the search continues to find the ladies a vintage dress from the 1950's for their Elvis Premiere See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We run through some new stupid world records An undercover cinema operation Lise's dentist fear has returned and for good reason See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lise wants to bring a dental assistance dog to her appointment Sarah's husband is questioning her jean choices And we run through the history of the democracy sausage before tomorrows election See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You can't be friends with Lise if you can't roll a burrito Uber has developed delivery robots Sarah wants to discuss adults who yell out during children's pantomimes See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sarah came home to a list of declarations from her daughter The ladies had a very eventful flight home yesterday Lise has a list of binge worthy watches See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lise has an issue with her sons church cantor Sarah has found Australia's best public toilet A baby sitter is causing controversy for leaving a mess after their shift See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We chat about the insane amount of money Sam Wood received from selling is fitness app The ladies share their experiences with giving "the talk" Sarah has given herself an incentive for marathon training See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's our 200th episode! There's a new app that can tell you what cheese is on your board. Sarah Silverman has disclosed a disgusting habit between her and her husband. Spain is about to announce three-day menstrual leave.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We chat to Christian Hull about his Karen's Diner experience. We run through old school baby names And hold onto your iPod because they've just been discontinuedSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's that time again, NAPLAN! Lise has learnt a valuable life lesson about jump leads. We chat to Matty Galea about his time on set with Paris Hilton for the Uber Eats campaign.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We play a little get to know you game called, 'We're Not Really Strangers' Is it cheating if it's in the 'Metaverse'? We chat to old producer A.B about an recent traffic fine See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lise and Sarah recount their interesting mothers day dinners Lise's husband has an emotional passion for Lady Gaga's Top Gun song A Vegan man is now drinking his own urine to cure illness See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The oldest lady in the world has been discovered in Brazil Are you the offline or online person in a relationship? And yes, Child like robot's have been invented for dentists See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We chat about a couple who chose to ghost hunt after winning lotto Pet prenups? Would you have one? And we cover yet another stupid world record See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apparently walking makes you youthful Sarah has uncovered why underwear often have bows on them And can you guess what these celebs did before they were famous? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We chat to Kara Pylka, a professional gate crasher. The Met Gala is underway today, so what's "Gilded Glamour"? And avocado as a dessert? Lise is all for itSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sarah has found her twin but her husband doesn't agree Lise is going "Goblin Mode" And would you attend an all female/transgender nightclub?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lise now has another irrational fear Sarah's learnt a new word Changing your wedding vows so you don't have to look after them in "sickness and in health"See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lise recalls her "airport crush" story We take a personality quiz that tells you what car you should drive Sarah runs through a list of facts that sound fake but are totally trueSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lise's son is about to embark on his first communion Sarah runs through some tips from an elegance coach And our obsession with the outfits on Selling Sunsets continues See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We discuss the French Presidents chest hair Sarah has beef with Lise over their lunch escapades And what has been giving Lise a migraine? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lise shares the insane lifestyles of New Caledonians The girls get into a fight over checked luggage We run through some rules you should have in place for your funeral See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ladies discuss what treat they'll carry around in their purse when their old ladies Sarah has found herself in a moral conundrum And Channel Nine has revealed a new TV series for 40+ single parents, 'Grown Up Love'See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lise has woken up with a raging torticollis Sarah is having issues with her kids imessages And we discuss hubby pods in Shanghai See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.