Libel The Bible

Ep 98- Yokes On You (1 Kings 11-12)

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 9, 2024 87:49

State of the Pod. State of the Union. State of the Subway. State of the NYPD. State of the Enemies. Funny, Comedy, Humor, Fiction, Religion, Culture, Gen X, Discussion, Conversation, Debate, Bible, God, Jesus, Podcast, Adam and Eve, Garden of Eden, Noah's Ark, Burning Bush, Abraham, Moses, Creation, Commentary, Atheist, Bible Skeptic, Atheism, Theology, Commandments, Covenants, Genesis, Exodus, Leviticus, Numbers, Deuteronomy, Reactions, Reaction, audiobook, Free Palestine, Israel, Kings, Solomon, David --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/libel-the-bible/support

Ep 97- A Word From Our Sponsor; Yahweh (1 Kings 9-10)

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 6, 2024 55:20

Another recording from Rusty's sofa. Another message from Yahweh to Solomon. Another justification for murder and slavery. Another mysterious woman brought before an Israelite King. Funny, Comedy, Humor, Fiction, Religion, Culture, Gen X, Discussion, Conversation, Debate, Bible, God, Jesus, Podcast, Adam and Eve, Garden of Eden, Noah's Ark, Burning Bush, Abraham, Moses, Creation, Commentary, Atheist, Bible Skeptic, Atheism, Theology, Commandments, Covenants, Genesis, Exodus, Leviticus, Numbers, Deuteronomy, Reactions, Reaction, audiobook, Free Palestine, Israel, Kings, Solomon, David --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/libel-the-bible/support

Ep 96- Bleeting and Babbling (1 Kings 8)

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 19, 2024 67:06

Back to a semi-regular recording schedule. Yahweh out. Rusty's smart...according to many, many people. Solomon babbles. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/libel-the-bible/support

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Ep 95- This Old House (1 Kings 5-7)

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 3, 2024 71:45

We get back into the flow of recording. Solomon builds a temple. We provide the details. Funny, Comedy, Humor, Fiction, Religion, Culture, Gen X, Discussion, Conversation, Debate, Bible, God, Jesus, Podcast, Adam and Eve, Garden of Eden, Noah's Ark, Burning Bush, Abraham, Moses, Creation, Commentary, Atheist, Bible Skeptic, Atheism, Theology, Commandments, Covenants, Genesis, Exodus, Leviticus, Numbers, Deuteronomy, Reactions, Reaction, audiobook, Free Palestine, Israel, Kings, Solomon, David --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/libel-the-bible/support

Ep 94- The Emperor Has No Brains (1 Kings 3-4)

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 22, 2023 63:50

Scott yells at cloud...and Madonna. Solomon dreams Yahweh makes him wise; immediately orders child to be cut in half to solve custody dispute. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/libel-the-bible/support

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Ep 93- Succession Obsession (1 Kings 2)

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 9, 2023 72:01

We're back in the studio. David's back in the warm embrace of Yahweh. Solomon settles all family business. Funny, Comedy, Humor, Fiction, Religion, Culture, Gen X, Discussion, Conversation, Debate, Bible, God, Jesus, Podcast, Adam and Eve, Garden of Eden, Noah's Ark, Burning Bush, Abraham, Moses, Creation, Commentary, Atheist, Bible Skeptic, Atheism, Theology, Commandments, Covenants, Genesis, Exodus, Leviticus, Numbers, Deuteronomy, Reactions, Reaction, audiobook, Free Palestine, Israel, Kings, Solomon, David --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/libel-the-bible/support

Ep 92- Worlds Apart (1 Kings 1)

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 13, 2023 57:42

Free Palestine vs Israel. We give our measured take. David receives a beautiful, young virgin to keep warm at night. A bloodless coup is almost successful. David's successor is hailed by Israel. Funny, Comedy, Humor, Fiction, Religion, Culture, Gen X, Discussion, Conversation, Debate, Bible, God, Jesus, Podcast, Adam and Eve, Garden of Eden, Noah's Ark, Burning Bush, Abraham, Moses, Creation, Commentary, Atheist, Bible Skeptic, Atheism, Theology, Commandments, Covenants, Genesis, Exodus, Leviticus, Numbers, Deuteronomy, Reactions, Reaction, audiobook, Free Palestine, Israel --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/libel-the-bible/support

Ep 91- Down and Dirty Thirty (2 Samuel 22-24)

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 24, 2023 92:58

We're back. Annnnddddd we're gone. David's back. And he's gone. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/libel-the-bible/support

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Ep 90- Amasa Stroke of Tuck (2 Samuel 20-21)

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 19, 2023 81:55

Scott's action packed weekend. Praise for our legacy listeners. An upstart's downfall. Joab kills again...again. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/libel-the-bible/support

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Ep 89- Intifada Piñata (2 Samuel 18-19)

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 13, 2023 82:35

Scott's metrocard journey. Rusty's doomed fandom. Absalom's fatal donkey ride. David's back in Israel. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/libel-the-bible/support

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Ep 88-Davey Boy; The Pipes, The Pipes Are Calling (2 Samuel 16-17)

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 5, 2023 67:03

Car talk. We discuss age limits for legislators. Mandela Effect. David experiences elevation sickness. Absalom plots to capture his father. Funny, Comedy, Humor, Fiction, Religion, Culture, Gen X, Discussion, Conversation, Debate, Bible, God, Jesus, Podcast, Adam and Eve, Garden of Eden, Noah's Ark, Burning Bush, Abraham, Moses, Creation, Commentary, Atheist, Bible Skeptic, Atheism, Theology, Commandments, Covenants, Genesis, Exodus, Leviticus, Numbers, Deuteronomy, Reactions, Reaction, audiobook --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/libel-the-bible/support

Ep 87- Field of Schemes (2 Samuel 14-15)

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 29, 2023 65:41

NYC's lawless hellscape. Why Israel? Manatee sex. Absalom rises. David flees. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/libel-the-bible/support

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Ep 86- Where Men Are Men And Sheep Are Nervous (2 Samuel 12-13)

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 22, 2023 88:38

Scott makes offensive Maui jokes. Rusty attempts to explain "onomatopoeia" to Scott. David learns of a man and his love for his ewe. Yahweh inflicts death upon the House of David. Funny, Comedy, Humor, Fiction, Religion, Culture, Gen X, Discussion, Conversation, Debate, Bible, God, Jesus, Podcast, Adam and Eve, Garden of Eden, Noah's Ark, Burning Bush, Abraham, Moses, Creation, Commentary, Atheist, Bible Skeptic, Atheism, Theology, Commandments, Covenants, Genesis, Exodus, Leviticus, Numbers, Deuteronomy, Reactions, Reaction, audiobook --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/libel-the-bible/support

Ep 85- Carry On My Wayward Scott (2 Samuel 8-11)

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 15, 2023 74:22

Rusty's sapped and Scott's forced to carry the show. He goes on to dissect his taste in comedy. David has a taste for war. David's kindness is met with cynicism. Funny, Comedy, Humor, Fiction, Religion, Culture, Gen X, Discussion, Conversation, Debate, Bible, God, Jesus, Podcast, Adam and Eve, Garden of Eden, Noah's Ark, Burning Bush, Abraham, Moses, Creation, Commentary, Atheist, Bible Skeptic, Atheism, Theology, Commandments, Covenants, Genesis, Exodus, Leviticus, Numbers, Deuteronomy, Reactions, Reaction, audiobook --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/libel-the-bible/support

Ep 84- Just When I Thought I Was Ark...(2 Samuel 6-7)

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 8, 2023 81:58

Scott's reading. Trump's indicted. Yahweh's Covenanting. The Ark's electrical current wreaks havoc. David prays. Funny, Comedy, Humor, Fiction, Religion, Culture, Gen X, Discussion, Conversation, Debate, Bible, God, Jesus, Podcast, Adam and Eve, Garden of Eden, Noah's Ark, Burning Bush, Abraham, Moses, Creation, Commentary, Atheist, Bible Skeptic, Atheism, Theology, Commandments, Covenants, Genesis, Exodus, Leviticus, Numbers, Deuteronomy, Reactions, Reaction, audiobook --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/libel-the-bible/support

Ep 83- Irate Adventure (2 Samuel 4-5)

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 1, 2023 80:31

Mailbag time. Rusty's Six Flags ban. David's enemies are conveniently killed "unbeknownst" to him. David takes Jerusalem and rule over all the tribes of Israel. Funny, Comedy, Humor, Fiction, Religion, Culture, Gen X, Discussion, Conversation, Debate, Bible, God, Jesus, Podcast, Adam and Eve, Garden of Eden, Noah's Ark, Burning Bush, Abraham, Moses, Creation, Commentary, Atheist, Bible Skeptic, Atheism, Theology, Commandments, Covenants, Genesis, Exodus, Leviticus, Numbers, Deuteronomy, Reactions, Reaction, audiobook --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/libel-the-bible/support

Ep 82- An Undertaker's Dozen (2 Samuel 1-3)

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 25, 2023 87:06

We examine the likelihood of the universe being twice its age. We attempt to decipher Smurfettes true genus. We ponder who has a greater sense of self importance, Trump or Yahweh. And we read about David's ascension to the throne of Judah. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/libel-the-bible/support

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Ep 81- It's Saul Over Now, Baby Jew (1 Samuel 28-31)

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 18, 2023 88:34

Our Season Finale! Scott admits his credentials are worthless. We're making Libelites a thing! (?) Rusty is old (again!). David isn't trusted by the Philistines. The Philistines defeat Saul. Funny, Comedy, Humor, Fiction, Religion, Culture, Gen X, Discussion, Conversation, Debate, Bible, God, Jesus, Podcast, Adam and Eve, Garden of Eden, Noah's Ark, Burning Bush, Abraham, Moses, Creation, Commentary, Atheist, Bible Skeptic, Atheism, Theology, Commandments, Covenants, Genesis, Exodus, Leviticus, Numbers, Deuteronomy, Reactions, Reaction, audiobook --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/libel-the-bible/support

Ep 80- It's Saul Coming Back To Me Now (1 Samuel 25-27)

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 11, 2023 69:15

Iodine continues to have opinions that annoy Rusty. Scott tries to play both sides, thereby ensuring victory for himself. Saul continues to play one side; trying to kill David. David finds a new wife. Funny, Comedy, Humor, Fiction, Religion, Culture, Gen X, Discussion, Conversation, Debate, Bible, God, Jesus, Podcast, Adam and Eve, Garden of Eden, Noah's Ark, Burning Bush, Abraham, Moses, Creation, Commentary, Atheist, Bible Skeptic, Atheism, Theology, Commandments, Covenants, Genesis, Exodus, Leviticus, Numbers, Deuteronomy, Reactions, Reaction, audiobook --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/libel-the-bible/support

Ep 79- That's Saul, Folks! (1 Samuel 22-24)

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 4, 2023 73:01

Rusty's feeling out of sorts, but is still able to focus long enough to read some feedback. David stays on the run. Saul stays on the hunt. Funny, Comedy, Humor, Fiction, Religion, Culture, Gen X, Discussion, Conversation, Debate, Bible, God, Jesus, Podcast, Adam and Eve, Garden of Eden, Noah's Ark, Burning Bush, Abraham, Moses, Creation, Commentary, Atheist, Bible Skeptic, Atheism, Theology, Commandments, Covenants, Genesis, Exodus, Leviticus, Numbers, Deuteronomy, Reactions, Reaction, audiobook --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/libel-the-bible/support

Ep 78- Friends! How Many Of Us Have Them? (1 Samuel 18-21)

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 27, 2023 75:36

Jonathan loves David. Saul hates David. Samuel's in a frenzy. David and Jonathan consummate under a starry sky. Holy bread for virgins. Funny, Comedy, Humor, Fiction, Religion, Culture, Gen X, Discussion, Conversation, Debate, Bible, God, Jesus, Podcast, Adam and Eve, Garden of Eden, Noah's Ark, Burning Bush, Abraham, Moses, Creation, Commentary, Atheist, Bible Skeptic, Atheism, Theology, Commandments, Covenants, Genesis, Exodus, Leviticus, Numbers, Deuteronomy, Reactions, Reaction --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/libel-the-bible/support

Ep 77- Slings and Stones May Break My Bones (1 Samuel 17)

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 20, 2023 84:46

Rusty's triggered by show feedback. David is triggered by the trash talk of an uncircumcised Philistine. An anti-climactic battle ensues. Funny, Comedy, Humor, Fiction, Religion, Culture, Gen X, Discussion, Conversation, Debate, Bible, God, Jesus, Podcast, Adam and Eve, Garden of Eden, Noah's Ark, Burning Bush, Abraham, Moses, Creation, Commentary, Atheist, Bible Skeptic, Atheism, Theology, Commandments, Covenants, Genesis, Exodus, Leviticus, Numbers, Deuteronomy, Reactions, Reaction --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/libel-the-bible/support

Ep 76- Better Recall Saul (1 Samuel 14-16)

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 13, 2023 76:54

We expose Big Turbine for the threat it is. Trump's indictment. Saul makes up rules. Saul breaks rules. Saul is stripped of his kingship. Funny, Comedy, Humor, Fiction, Religion, Culture, Gen X, Discussion, Conversation, Debate, Bible, God, Jesus, Podcast, Adam and Eve, Garden of Eden, Noah's Ark, Burning Bush, Abraham, Moses, Creation, Commentary, Atheist, Bible Skeptic, Atheism, Theology, Commandments, Covenants, Genesis, Exodus, Leviticus, Numbers, Deuteronomy, Reactions, Reaction --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/libel-the-bible/support

Ep 75- Better Stall, Saul! (1 Samuel 11-13)

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 6, 2023 80:32

Rusty deletes OG Episode 75. Scott deletes his local "Pissaria." Nahash deletes Israelite eyes. Samuel deletes Judges. Saul deletes Ammonites. #LibelTheBible #Bible #God #Jesus #Comedy #Podcast #Pharaoh #AdamandEve #GardenofEden #NoahsArk #Abraham #Exodus #Genesis #BookofGenesis #Creation #Commentary #skeptic #atheist #atheism #religion #spirituality #Church #comedy #podcast #Jacob #Israel #Israelites #Egypt #Exodus #Moses #tencommandments #10commandments #biblestudy #Leviticus #Numbers #Deuteronomy #Joshua #Jordan #Jerusalem #Jericho #Judges #Samuel #Saul --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/libel-the-bible/support

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Ep 74- Better Call Saul (1 Samuel 7-10)

Play Episode Listen Later May 30, 2023 83:59

Scott brainstorms ways to maintain an easy going Rusty. Black Hole Suns. Samuel is forced to anoint a King. #LibelTheBible #Bible #God #Jesus #Comedy #Podcast #Pharaoh #AdamandEve #GardenofEden #NoahsArk #Abraham #Exodus #Genesis #BookofGenesis #Creation #Commentary #skeptic #atheist #atheism #religion #spirituality #Church #comedy #podcast #Jacob #Israel #Israelites #Egypt #Exodus #Moses #tencommandments #10commandments #biblestudy #Leviticus #Numbers #Deuteronomy #Joshua #Jordan #Jerusalem #Jericho #Judges #Samuel #Saul --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/libel-the-bible/support

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Ep 73- It's A Hard Ark Life (1 Samuel 3-6)

Play Episode Listen Later May 23, 2023 90:59

Murder next door! Barcodes on Priests! Samuel gets an important call. The Ark is put in play! The Ark is taken! The Ark is promptly returned! The Philistines live up to their name. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/libel-the-bible/support

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Ep 72- Samuel L. Conception. (I Samuel 1-2)

Play Episode Listen Later May 16, 2023 93:34

Scott's comedy journey. Jordan Neely's last journey. Rusty's spoken word journey. Hannah's conception journey. Samuel's ascension journey. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/libel-the-bible/support

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Ep 71- The Babe (Ruth 1-4)

Play Episode Listen Later May 9, 2023 91:09

Scott's day at a gay friendly bar has his brain foggy. Rusty dissects the mystery of Kamala Harris's success. We discuss the concept of nostalgia and why it's not alway appropriate. Ruth sticks with her mother-in law. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/libel-the-bible/support

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Ep 70- It's All About The Benjamins! (Judges 19-21)

Play Episode Listen Later May 2, 2023 85:20

Just when you thought you knew the Israelites, they reveal themselves to be kidnapping, gang rapists, willing to start a civil war. Actually, if you've listened to any of our episodes, you know exactly who these scumbags are. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/libel-the-bible/support

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Ep 69- Nice! (Judges 16-18)

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 25, 2023 69:23

We're very excited to do 69---I mean episode 69. We talk Lebowski, Reefer Madness and The Expense. Samson and Delilah turns out to be quite the toxic relationship. Let's not forget Dan; everyone else seems to have. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/libel-the-bible/support

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Ep 68- Godweiser! The King of Spears (Judges 13-15)

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 18, 2023 83:37

Rusty declares war on the audience! Scott declares war on COCKPUNCH! Rusty explains the Twitter Files. We're introduced to Samson and quickly learn that he's a human wrecking ball. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/libel-the-bible/support

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Ep 67- This Goes Out to Our Captive Audience (Judges 10-12)

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 11, 2023 79:46

Rusty mocks one of our paying customers. Scott likes our new format. Donald Trump indictment. Judges. More Judges and even more Judges. #LibelTheBible #Bible #God #Jesus #Comedy #Podcast #Pharaoh #AdamandEve #GardenofEden #NoahsArk #Abraham #Exodus #Genesis #BookofGenesis #Creation #Commentary #skeptic #atheist #atheism #religion #spirituality #Church #comedy #podcast #Jacob #Israel #Israelites #Egypt #Exodus #Moses #tencommandments #10commandments #biblestudy #Leviticus #Numbers #Deuteronomy #Joshua #Jordan #Jerusalem #Jericho #Judges --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/libel-the-bible/support

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Ep 66- The Kill of Victory and the Agony of Repeat (Judges 8-9)

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 4, 2023 91:55

As a result of our audience's apathy, we're forced to be sponsored by DeSantis 2024! If you don't want Alex Jones next, go to Patreon.com/libelthebible and become a Patron. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/libel-the-bible/support

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Ep 65- Oppression Olympics (Judges 6-7)

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 28, 2023 77:13

Trump's indictment. Rusty's emotional needs. Scott's felonious childhood friends. Baal is once again disrespected by Yahweh and his cult. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/libel-the-bible/support

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Ep 64- Into the Amiss (Judges 4-5)

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 21, 2023 84:32

In this episode we engage in a good old fashioned Bible reading. So open your Bibles to Judges 4 to read along. Also, Zig Heil salutes, Silicon Valley Bank rants, and the usual nonsense we spew from our mouth holes. #LibelTheBible #Bible #God #Jesus #Comedy #Podcast #Pharaoh #AdamandEve #GardenofEden #NoahsArk #Abraham #Exodus #Genesis #BookofGenesis #Creation #Commentary #skeptic #atheist #atheism #religion #spirituality #Church #comedy #podcast #Jacob #Israel #Israelites #Egypt #Exodus #Moses #tencommandments #10commandments #biblestudy #Leviticus #Numbers #Deuteronomy #Joshua #Jordan #Jerusalem #Jericho #Judges --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/libel-the-bible/support

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Ep 63- If They Say Why, Why, Tell Them That It's Human Nature (Judges 1-3)

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 14, 2023 99:08

Is Scott too white? Are humans inherently selfish? What happens to circumcised foreskins? Who are the Judges? Why are the Israelites so stubborn? #LibelTheBible #Bible #God #Jesus #Comedy #Podcast #Pharaoh #AdamandEve #GardenofEden #NoahsArk #Abraham #Exodus #Genesis #BookofGenesis #Creation #Commentary #skeptic #atheist #atheism #religion #spirituality #Church #comedy #podcast #Jacob #Israel #Israelites #Egypt #Exodus #Moses #tencommandments #10commandments #biblestudy #Leviticus #Numbers #Deuteronomy #Joshua #Jordan #Jerusalem #Jericho #Judges --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/libel-the-bible/support

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Ep 62- Gettin' Cheugy Wit It! (Joshua 18-24)

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 7, 2023 95:14

We attempt to connect with the youth by learning Gen Z phrases. Speaking of youth, Joshua understood the assignment and simped for Yahweh. He divided up the remaining Canaanite land, gave a succinct and eloquent farewell speech, and died. #LibelTheBible #Bible #God #Jesus #Comedy #Podcast #Pharaoh #AdamandEve #GardenofEden #NoahsArk #Abraham #Exodus #Genesis #BookofGenesis #Creation #Commentary #skeptic #atheist #atheism #religion #spirituality #Church #comedy #podcast #Jacob #Israel #Israelites #Egypt #Exodus #Moses #tencommandments #10commandments #biblestudy #Leviticus #Numbers #Deuteronomy #Joshua #Jordan #Jerusalem #Jericho #Judges --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/libel-the-bible/support

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Ep 61- This Land Is Your Land (Joshua 13-17)

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 28, 2023 80:33

Scott appeals to the 18-25 demographic by regaling them with stories of his dad's 80th birthday party. A Selena Gomez feud comes across Rusty's radar. Joshua apportions land based on ancient covenants and pragmatic necessity. That's it. We tried. #LibelTheBible #Bible #God #Jesus #Comedy #Podcast #Pharaoh #AdamandEve #GardenofEden #NoahsArk #Abraham #Exodus #Genesis #BookofGenesis #Creation #Commentary #skeptic #atheist #atheism #religion #spirituality #Church #comedy #podcast #Jacob #Israel #Israelites #Egypt #Exodus #Moses #tencommandments #10commandments #biblestudy #Leviticus #Numbers #Deuteronomy #Joshua #Jordan #Jerusalem #Jericho --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/libel-the-bible/support

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Ep 60- This is Episode 60 (Joshua 10-12)

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 21, 2023 71:57

Scott considers Vista the Esau of Operating Systems. As his idols age and die, Rusty ponders his own mortality. Scott doesn't give a fuck! Joshua's army eradicates much of Canaan and Yahweh's promise is fulfilled. #LibelTheBible #Bible #God #Jesus #Comedy #Podcast #Pharaoh #AdamandEve #GardenofEden #NoahsArk #Abraham #Exodus #Genesis #BookofGenesis #Creation #Commentary #skeptic #atheist #atheism #religion #spirituality #Church #comedy #podcast #Jacob #Israel #Israelites #Egypt #Exodus #Moses #tencommandments #10commandments #biblestudy #Leviticus #Numbers #Deuteronomy #Joshua #Jordan --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/libel-the-bible/support

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Ep 59- Trick or Retreat (Joshua 7-9)

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 14, 2023 77:56

We cancel our ballooning plans until the whole blowing them up thing dies down. Scott impresses his boss- NOT- with dad jokes. Achan's home remodeling plans are dismantled. The Gibeonites find out it's tricky to rock a rhyme to rock a rhyme that's right on time. #LibelTheBible #Bible #God #Jesus #Comedy #Podcast #Pharaoh #AdamandEve #GardenofEden #NoahsArk #Abraham #Exodus #Genesis #BookofGenesis #Creation #Commentary #skeptic #atheist #atheism #religion #spirituality #Church #comedy #podcast #Jacob #Israel #Israelites #Egypt #Exodus #Moses #tencommandments #10commandments #biblestudy #Leviticus #Numbers #Deuteronomy #Joshua #Jordan --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/libel-the-bible/support

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Ep 58-The One With The Hill of Foreskins (Joshua 4-6)

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 7, 2023 95:10

Scott desires to be more like Apollo Creed. I wanna fight a goose. Joshua wants to fight Jericho. Lots of circumcisions. Yahweh's commands are followed without deviation or questioning. #LibelTheBible #Bible #God #Jesus #Comedy #Podcast #Pharaoh #AdamandEve #GardenofEden #NoahsArk #Abraham #Exodus #Genesis #BookofGenesis #Creation #Commentary #skeptic #atheist #atheism #religion #spirituality #Church #comedy #podcast #Jacob #Israel #Israelites #Egypt #Exodus #Moses #tencommandments #10commandments #biblestudy #Leviticus #Numbers #Deuteronomy #Joshua #Jordan --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/libel-the-bible/support

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Ep 57- Joshua and The New Power Generation (Joshua 1-3)

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 31, 2023 75:53

Scott works through his Moses directed anger. Rusty works through his hockey directed anger. The rest of the episode is filled with spies, brothels and The Promised Land!#LibelTheBible #Bible #God #Jesus #Comedy #Podcast #Pharaoh #AdamandEve #GardenofEden #NoahsArk #Abraham #Exodus #Genesis #BookofGenesis #Creation #Commentary #skeptic #atheist #atheism #religion #spirituality #Church #comedy #podcast #Jacob #Israel #Israelites #Egypt #Exodus #Moses #tencommandments #10commandments #biblestudy #Leviticus #Numbers #Deuteronomy #Joshua #Jordan --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/libel-the-bible/support

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Ep 56- The Last Persuade (Deuteronomy 32-34)

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 24, 2023 87:31

We complete our journey through the first 5 books of the Bible, otherwise known as The Torah and ask ourselves if we're now as knowledgeable as Rabbinical scholars. Moses sings. Yahweh taunts. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/libel-the-bible/support

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Ep 55- Ask Not What Yahweh Can Do For You...(Deuteronomy 29-31)

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 17, 2023 81:10

Rusty claims his Israeli birthright. Scott realizes he loves the minutiae of Israeli Law. Moses introduces Joshua as his replacement. Yahweh doesn't miss an opportunity to tell Moses about his impending death and the ultimate downfall of the stiff necked Israelites. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/libel-the-bible/support

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Ep 54- Here, Ye? Hear Ye! (Deuteronomy 26-28)

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 10, 2023 80:58

A serendipitous meeting of an Intactivist and an adult who circumcised himself. Scott can't escape his family. Sorry... with his family from an escape room. The Israelites can't escape from Moses's continued droning about the end-user covenant agreement for worshiping Yahweh. H.W. assignment: Read Deuteronomy 28:15-End --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/libel-the-bible/support

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Ep 53- How Can You Mend a Broken Testicle? (Deuteronomy 23-25)

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 3, 2023 66:23

Scott spruces up the studio with sound dampening solutions and asks all the important questions about testicles. Moses spruces up Canaan making soldiers bury their shit. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/libel-the-bible/support

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Ep 52 - Libel The Bible Christmas Spectacular

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 24, 2022 100:37

Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays and see you in the New Year with new episodes. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/libel-the-bible/support

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Ep 51- How Much For That Virgin In the Window? (Deuteronomy 20-22)

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 20, 2022 85:45

Murder! War! Sex! We just don't know what else anyone would want from a podcast. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/libel-the-bible/support

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Ep 50- Crime and Punishment (Deuteronomy 17-19)

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 13, 2022 74:13

It's our Golden Episode Anniversary! Come celebrate by hearing about Israelite rules for stonings, sit-downs with Yahweh, selecting kings and being a soothsayer. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/libel-the-bible/support

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Ep 49 - Awl in the Family (Deuteronomy 15-16)

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 6, 2022 91:41

Rusty breaks down antisemitism...and then thanks god for it. Maybe Moses masterminded the escape from Egypt without god's help, after all. Don't get too cozy with your master. Ya herd? Primordial social media makes it's debut. YA HERD?!? Libel The Bible, Bible, God, Jesus, Comedy, Podcast, Irreverent, Adam and Eve, Garden of Eden, Noah's Ark, Abraham, Moses, Book of Genesis, Creation, Commentary, Atheist, Bible Skeptic, Atheism, Theology, Genesis, Exodus, Leviticus, Numbers, Deuteronomy --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/libel-the-bible/support

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Ep 48 - Eat Your Meat (Deuteronomy 12-14)

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 29, 2022 77:11

Rusty's appropriate amount of drug use leads him to want to give away the cow for free. Moses lets the Israelites know they've had it easy thus far. You wanna eat? Eat. This tabernacle reeks! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/libel-the-bible/support

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