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Hey guys, my name's Phoenix and this is my OC, Winter. Let me know what song you would like and I'll try to upload it as soon as possible, you might find the song you requested on the 17th of every month. I've been reaching my bandwidth every month and I'm glad that you guys enjoy listening this podcast! If you're new to this podcast smack that follow button it will help me out a lot, and click, spam or destroy that like button if you want some more!!! This Podcast is dead since 22/Nov/2015 however, this Podcast might return in the future and I'll upload more MLP music and request! If you want more songs frequently instead of once every month then help a pony out by giving a generous donation on my pay-pal account. This way, I could upgrade my Podcast and receive more GB on my Bandwidth and Storage so I'll upload at least one song every week! Thanks guys, and stay frosty!

Phoenix Winter


    • Sep 18, 2015 LATEST EPISODE
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    Prototype VIP

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 18, 2015 5:32


    Requested By: HighHorseFlys Lyrics: I wanna be a mobile supercomputer A vision of the future Begin the cyber revolution Mechanical fusion The perfect evolution With systematic harmony I'll run onto eternity And although this metal's part of me I shall not lose my sanity Shatter the flesh and reinforce the bone Embrace this carbon mesh this power's all my own These simple parts of mine are interchangeable Unlimited connections when you're digital Becoming one with wires is sensational Go out with the old and in with the new Stomp the ground Resonating sound surrounds me A power best described as godly At life's intersection, reaching for perfection Requiring no more correction Rip away the obsolete Clean format, update complete No more emotions such a novelty The future key that would be so clear to me These simple parts of mine are interchangeable Unlimited connections when you're digital Becoming one with wires is sensational Go out with the old and in with the new My hunger for perfection is insatiable A prototype that's fully operational This armoured alloy shell is unbreakable My existence is irreplaceable

    Pony Parade

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 16, 2015 3:00


    No lyrics, but I think this will be the last adorable video I'll be uploading X3333 (The video only works on your IOS or Android)

    Rhythm is magic: Remix, apple apple apple

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 16, 2015 2:34


    No lyrics, but I'm really spoiling you guys with a video~ :3 (The video only works on your IOS or Android)

    Tricks Up My Sleeves

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 16, 2015 2:09


    Lyrics: [Trixie Lulamoon] You better believe I’ve got tricks up my sleeve And I’m a captivate 'Cause I'm powerful and great [The Illusions] Oh, whoa, oh-oh-oh-oh [Trixie Lulamoon] You better believe I’ve got tricks up my sleeve See me dominate 'Cause I'm powerful and great [The Illusions] Oh, whoa, oh-oh-oh-oh [Trixie Lunamoon] You think you've got what it takes to go toe to toe? I've got more moves than you'll ever know I own the stage, I'm all the rage You're from the past, I'm from the Space Age [Trixie and the Illusions] Come on, you're just making noise Listen how my music destroys Anything you throw at me I'm gonna throw back, just wait and see [Trixie Lulamoon] You better believe I’ve got tricks up my sleeve And I’m a captivate 'Cause I'm powerful and great [The Illusions] Oh, whoa, oh-oh-oh-oh [Trixie Lulamoon] You better believe I’ve got tricks up my sleeve See me dominate 'Cause I'm powerful and great [Trixie and the Illusions] I'm here to take you down a peg Oh, whoa, oh-whoa-oh-whoa-oh-oh By the time I'm done, you're gonna beg Oh, whoa, oh-whoa-oh-whoa-oh-oh [Trixie Lulamoon] To be in my band, application rejected! [The Illusions] Rejected! [Trixie Lulamoon] Don't look so sad and so dejected [The Illusions] So dejected [Trixie and the Illusions] Don't mean to brag, don't mean to boast, But I'm a six-course meal and you're just burnt toast Think I'm gonna ever give up? No, never, ever, ever, ever! Come on, you're just making noise Listen how my music destroys Anything you throw at me I'm gonna throw back, just wait and see [Trixie Lulamoon] You better believe I’ve got tricks up my sleeve And I’m a captivate 'Cause I'm powerful and great [The Illusions] Oh, whoa, oh-oh-oh-oh [Trixie Lulamoon] You better believe I’ve got tricks up my sleeve See me dominate 'Cause I'm powerful and great!

    Picture Perfect Pony

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 16, 2015 2:25


    Lyrics: (Photo Finish) There's something I want to share with you... And I think you all are very much going to like it. You're going to love what you see... If there's anything you want, You know I can give it If there is a dream you dream, I can let you live it, Take a chance and let me do What I do the best, We can take you, clean you up, And make you shine above the rest It doesn't really matter What they thought of you before By the time that I am done, No pony will ignore You, little you, Now a great big superstar, Stick with me baby, And I'll make you go far That's right, I can make you a... (Mandopony) Picture perfect pony, picture perfect pony, pony, pony, pony Picture Perfect Pony, picture perfect pony, pony, pony, pony Photo finish, that's her name, Makin everypony pretty is her number one game, She do what she do, to make you more than you, Nopony gonna care if what we share is true, Cuz lies are beautiful, the truth is not, Come on little mare, you better shake that plot, You know that's what they really all came to see A picture perfect pony Why you gotta ruin everything with questions? Shut up, tune out, and don't forget to mention How happy you are that they all came to see you And how you understand everypony wants to be you (Photo Finish) Now let me clear up any doubts You may think you possess Everypony will adore you When they see you in that dress Fans screaming everyday To get a piece of you Lights, cameras, all the time, Watching what you do You know it's what you want, I mean, how could you say no? There's never been a pony here With the guts to go And why would you run away? It's everypony's dream To be a star in outer space, Where no pony hears you scream. (Mandopony) That’s why you wanna be a... Picture perfect pony, picture perfect pony, pony, pony, pony Picture Perfect Pony, picture perfect pony, pony, pony, pony Picture perfect pony, picture perfect pony, pony, pony, pony Picture Perfect Pony, picture perfect pony, pony, pony, pony

    Pegasus Device

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 16, 2015 5:01


    Lyrics: Deep in the pages of history Lies a shadow hiding in a mystery A late night story buried far away Until it once again sees the light of day And when the little colts and fillies turn out all lights And tell a story of a factory as black as night The luxury of rainbows comes at a price Just ignore the screams, and don't think twice You've proven to yourself and to all of us That you're not fit to fly like a Pegasus You don't even deserve those wings you bear When you stand beside a legend, you don't even compare All of the failures help to fuel success In the bloody and visceral weather game of Chess And just because you've disappointed you'll pay the price Now accept your fate and die in the Pegasus Device Phantom screams echo through the ruined facility A horrible silence builds an eerie tranquility The souls of many innocent fill the air And the hope that they all died with scattered here and there A mighty machine built within the wake Of a long dead dream, little demon awake The citizens sleep, never quite knowing when The device will reawaken, hungry again You've proven to yourself and to all of us That you're not fit to fly like a Pegasus You don't even deserve those wings you bear When you stand beside a legend, you don't even compare All of the failures help to fuel success In the bloody and visceral weather game of Chess And just because you've disappointed you'll pay the price Now accept your fate and die in the Pegasus Device (pause) All of the failures help to fuel success In the bloody and visceral weather game of Chess And just because you've disappointed you'll pay the price Now accept your fate and die in the Pegasus Device I don't even remember my past I don't remember who I used to be I don't even remember my friends of old I don't remember my destiny My mane is purple and my coat is orange What I've become? I have no idea. I only know one simple thing The name they gave me: Absentia You've proven to yourself and to all of us That you're not fit to fly like a Pegasus You don't even deserve those little wings you bear When you stand beside a legend, you don't even compare All of the failures help to fuel success In the bloody and visceral weather game of Chess And just because you've disappointed you'll pay the price Now accept your fate and die in the Pegasus Device I don't even recognize your rainbow mane When you hide it behind that mask of shame You don't even deserve those wings you bear You used to be a legend, a righteous mare All of the failures help to fuel success In your bloody and visceral weather game of Chess And then you sit upon your throne and you roll your diamond dice And you send us all to die in your Pegasus Device In the Rainbow Factory, where fears and horrors come true In the Rainbow Factory, where not a single soul gets through In the Rainbow Factory, where failures pay their toll Now I've awoken, and I'm taking back control

    Thriller

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 16, 2015 4:50


    Requested By: Cabelval (BlackGryph0n) It's close to midnight Something evil's lurkin' in the dark Under the moonlight You see a sight that almost stops your heart (Applebloom) You try to scream But terror takes the sound before you make it You start to freeze As horror looks you right between the eyes You're paralyzed (Applebloom) 'Cause this is thriller Thriller at night And no one's gonna save you From the beast about to strike (BlackGryph0n) You know it's thriller Thriller at night You're fighting for your life Inside a killer Thriller tonight, yeah (Applebloom) You hear the door slam And realize there's nowhere left to run You feel the cold hand And wonder if you'll ever see the sun (BlackGryph0n) You close your eyes And hope that this is just imagination But all the while You hear a creature creepin' up behind You're outta time (BlackGryph0n) 'Cause this is thriller Thriller at night There ain't no second chance Against the thing with the forty eyes, girl (Applebloom) Thriller Thriller at night You're fighting for your life Inside a killer Thriller tonight (Applebloom) Night creatures callin' The dead start to walk in their masquerade (BlackGryph0n) There's no escaping the jaws of the alien this time (They're open wide) This is the end of your life (Blackgryph0n) They're out to get you (Applebloom) There's demons closing in on every side They will possess you (BlackGryph0n) Unless you change that number on your dial (Both) Now is the time For you and I to travel close together, yeah All through the night We'll save you from the terror on the screen We'll make you see That this is thriller Thriller at night 'Cause I can thrill you more Than any ghoul would ever dare try (Thriller) (Thriller at night) So let me hold you tight And share a (Killer, diller, chiller) (Thriller here tonight) 'Cause this is thriller Thriller at night (BlackGryph0n) And, I can thrill you more Than any ghoul would ever dare try (Thriller) (Thriller at night) (Both) So let me hold you tight And share a (Killer, thriller) -Baasik Breakdown- (Both) 'Cause this is thriller Thriller at night And, I can thrill you more Than any ghoul would ever dare try (Thriller) (Thriller at night) So let me hold you tight And share a (Killer, thriller)

    Dark Horse (MLP Voices)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 16, 2015 2:27


    I'm.... i have no words for this... all voices sung by one voice actress Lyrics: [Fluttershy] (Octavia) Yes Ya'll know what it is Elliemontie MLP voices indeed Let's rage (Applejack) I knew you were You were gonna come to me And here you are But you better choose carefully ‘Cause I, I’m capable of anything Of anything and everything (Granny Smith) Make me your Aphrodite Make me your one and only But don’t make me your enemy (Celestia) your enemy (Granny Smith) your enemy (Button's mom) Your enemy (Granny Smith) Your enemy (Rarity) So you wanna play with magic [yaaaaaay] Boy, you should know what you're falling for [wooohooo] (pinkie pie) Baby do you dare to do this? [yaaaay] Cause I’m coming at you like a dark horse [wooohooo] (Photo Finish) Are you ready for, ready for [YAY!] A perfect storm, perfect storm [YAAY!] Cause once you’re mine, once you’re mine There’s no going back [Fluttershy] - [Queen Chrysalis] Uh, She’s a beast [beast] I call her Karma [karma] She eats your heart out Like Queen Chrysalis [HAHAHAHA] Be careful Try not to lead her on Shorty’s heart is on steroids Cause her love is so strong *squeal* (Zacora) - [applebloom] You may fall in love When you meet her [meet her] If you get the chance you better keep her [keep her] She's sweet as pie but if you break her heart She'll turn cold as a freezer (Celestia) That fairy tale ending with a knight in shining armor She can be my Sleeping Beauty (Queen Chrysalis) I’m gon’ put her in a coma! (Octavia) WHAT? (Bulk Biceps) YEAH!! (Rainbow Dash) So you wanna play with magic [yaaaay] Boy, you should know what you're falling for [woooohoooo] (Applebloom) Baby do you dare to do this? [yaaaaaay] (Babs seed) Cause I’m coming at you like a dark horse (woooohoooo) (pinkie pie and Miss, Harshwinny) Are you ready for, ready for (YAAY) A perfect storm, perfect storm (YAAAY) (pinkie pie) 'Cause once you're mine, once you're mine [gasp] (Maud Pie) There’s no going back...

    Spitfire's Day Off

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 16, 2015 4:00


    Lyrics: Come on Eileen, come on Eileen Poor old Johnny Ray Sounded sad upon the radio He moved a million hearts in mono Our mothers used to sing along Who'd blame them? You're grown (You're grown up) So grown (So grown up) Now I must say more than ever Come on Eileen Toora, loora, toora, loorye, aye And we can sing just like our fathers Come on Eileen Oh, I swear, well, he means At this moment, you mean everything You in that dress Oh, my thoughts, I confessed Verge on the dirty Ah, come on Eileen Come on Eileen These people round here Wear beaten down eyes Sun in smoke dried faces Resigned to what their fate is But not us (No, never) No, not us (No, never) We are far too young and clever Remember Toora, loora, toora, loorye, aye Eileen, I'll let this tune forever Toora, loora, toora, loorye, aye Eileen, I'll let this tune forever Come on Eileen Oh, I swear, well, he means Ah, come on let's take off everything That pretty red dress Oh, Eileen tell him yes Oh, come on let's, ah, come on Eileen Come on Eileen Oh, I swear, well, he means At this moment you mean everything Come on Eileen, tooloorye, aye Come on Eileen, tooloorye, aye Toora, toora tooloorye, oh, Eileen I said, come on Eileen oh, come on Eileen We are far too young and clever And things won't ever change And I say, toora, loora, toora loorye, aye Come on Eileen Oh, I swear, well, he means At this moment, you mean everything to me Oh, to me, oh, Eileen You mean everything

    Proud to be a Brony

    Play Episode Listen Later May 16, 2015 3:42


    Requested By: Cabelval I must say that I am proud to be a brony! Lyrics: --Introduction-- (I used to wonder what friendship could be, until you shared its magic with me!) A while ago if you would ask me what I watch in my spare time, No I probably wouldn't tell you what was really on my mind. But lately I've been thinking of a reason I should hide FIM as if to mention it where painful, when it feels so good inside~~!! Why can't I mention Fluttershy and her timid loving mind, How she can be herself near animals, but shies away from her own kind? Why can't I mention Pinkie Pie? And the way she kind of acts a bit like me sometimes? You see I use to hate that I liked my little pony. Not any more... I'm proud to be a brony! [Twilight]: "FOREVER!" [Applejack]: "Can't hear ya, I'm asleep." [Rainbow Dash]: "Ohmygosh ohmygosh ohmygosh ohmygosh OHMYGOSH!!" [Rarity]: "Thiiis is whiiining!" [Fluttershy]: "You rock! woohoo..." [Twilight]: "Your faithful student, Twilight Sparkle." [Spike]: "can you do that? Can you explode twice?" [Rainbow Dash]: "It needs to be about twenty percent cooler." [Pinkie Pie]: "Oatmeal?! Are you crazy!?" [Fluttershy poison joke]: "I don't wanna talk about it..." *SQUEE* X333 Many try to make me feel embarrassed but their attempts have been in vain, For though they tell me I'm the one with problems, they're the ones who are insane! So for those watch but won't admit it; well you shouldn't be like that. Cause you could be twenty percent cooler in ten seconds flat~~!! Why don't you mention Rainbow Dash and her acrobatic skill, How she will try her hoof at anything just to get a little thrill? Why don't you mention Apple Jack, and talk about her honest southern style power of will? See you don't have to fake that you hate my little pony. Shout it out~~!! "I'm proud to be a brony!" ---Musical Interlude--- "My Little Pony" "Winter Wrap Up" "Art of the Dress" "Cupcakes" So I'm gonna mention Rarity and how she's oh so lady like, But even though she's prim and proper, she could make it in a fight! And I'm gonna mention Twilight, and though she's kinda nerdy, boasts a power tucked away, could take an Ursa any day! So how about you? Would you do what I do, or be phony? I'm asking you now... Are you proud to be a brony?! Are you proud to be a brony?...

    The Real Pink Pony

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 17, 2015 4:30


    THIS MUSIC CONTAINS LOTS OF SWEARING!!! you have been warned... Lyrics: (Twilight) May I have your attention please! x2 Will the real Pinkie Pie please sit down! I said: will the REAL Pinkie Pie please sit down! (Applejack) Uh, We're gonna have a problem here... (Pinkie) Y'all act like you've never seen a pink pony before Eyes all on the floor, like Mrs. Cake is being a whore with me babysitting worse than before Apples to the core? That apple core is rotten now (Ew!) And now Twilight like: (Twilight) Oh no, what a catastrophe! She didn't use the legend of the mirror pool, did she? (Pinkie) And then Spike said.. nothing you bronies! Spikes a bone-head, he's hiding under his bed! Brony guys love Pinkie Pie (Applejack) Pinkie Pie, I'm sick of her, look at her Hopping around shaking her you-know-what in front of you-know-who (Rainbow Dash) Yeah but she's so fun though (Pinkie) Yeah I probably consumed too much; sugar and sodium But no worse, than what's going on; on nickelodeon Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just cut cheese but I can't! Nor can Cheese cut Pinkie My plot is in your face! My plot is in your face! Clap your hooves and do a little shake! And that's the dance move we teach to little kids And we expect them to not know what twerking is Of course they're gonna know friendship is magic and everything that's tragic in the world is not run by little girls We aint nothin but horses! Well some of us donkeys that can't be bothered to sing on key But if we can show a male and a female pony's marriage Then why can't two female ponies just kiss? All I know is Eminem will be pissed if he hears this Sorry, those bronies can't resist! (CHORUS) 'Cause I'm a pink pony, yes, I'm the pink pony! all you other pink ponies are just being phonies So won't the real pink pony please sit down! Please sit down! Please sit down! x2 (Pinkie) Fluttershy doesn't have to be loud or annoying But I do, mainly because I get paid to You think I wanna be best pony? Half of you bronies don't even follow me, let alone know me (Rarity) But Pinkie Pie darling, you're just so weird! (Pinkie) So? Don't you know that's why I'm feared? My jokes go on longer than Star Swirl's beard? Damn Dashie! 10 seconds and the sky is cleared? Now I can properly flip off Gilda I wanna control her with my mind like Matilda Griffon bitch, yelling at Fluttershy Making Andrea cry, that's why we all want you to die Put me on blast on Discovery kids! And show the world how the Hub wanted to get rid of us I'm sick of you Deviantart groups, who the hell even starts groups? All you losers ever do is fart poop There's hundreds of us who talk like me, trot like me, break the fourth wall like me Who hop like me, stop drop and clop like me I'd rather be me than be Trixie or Flash Sentry! (CHORUS x2) (Pinkie) I'm like a head trip to watch! Weather you watch me for my personality or for my crotch Look I'm just glad Hasbro didn't draw balls on ponies But now all you bronies answered the call and hung it up on your wall I just go around being all random Cupcakes I hand 'em out to this fandom Oops, did I say "hand", I meant hoof Keeping in with the whole anybody/anypony spoof It's funny, 'cause at this rate when we're canceled Us ponies will live on through brony artist's pencils Twilight will still be crazy, Dashie will still be lazy, Flutter will still sniff daisies, Applejack's dog will still have rabies, And Rarity will never say "maybe" to a date with Spike Man take a hike to Haiti, find a new lady maybe that dragon that fluttershy was raggin' on will be at BronyCon So will the real Pinkie please sit down and if you wouldn't mind please make a frown 'Cuz only one of us can smile so bright, you lose your sight I don't bite but if you're a cake I might! (CHORUS x4) (Pinkie) Hee hee! Guess there's a pink pony in all of us.. Buck it. Let's all sit down.

    It's Been So Long

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 1, 2015 2:54


    It's been awhile since i've uploaded anything, but now you could find me on Itunes!!! (Requested by: Marionette/Purple Guy) Lyrics: I don't know what I was thinking Leaving my child behind Now I suffer the curse and now I am blind With all this anger, guilt and sadness Coming to haunt me forever I can't wait for the cliff at the end of the river Is this revenge I am seeking Or seeking someone to avenge me Stuck in my own paradox I wanna set myself free Maybe I should chase and find Before they'll try to stop it It won't be long before I'll become a puppet It's been so long Since I last have seen my son Lost to this monster To the man behind the slaughter Since you've been gone I've been singing this stupid song So I could ponder The sanity of your mother -pause- I wish I lived in the present With the gift of my past mistakes But the future keeps luring in like a pack of snakes Your sweet little eyes, your little smile Is all I remember Those fuzzy memories mess with my temper Justification is killing me But killing isn't justified What happened to my son, I'm terrified It lingers in my mind and the thought keeps getting bigger I'm sorry my sweet baby, I wish I've been there It's been so long Since I last have seen my son Lost to this monster To the man behind the slaughter Since you've been gone I've been singing this stupid song So I could ponder The sanity of your mother

    Swing Tavi Swing

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 19, 2014 3:26


    Lyrics: If it's groove you're looking for, then you've come to the right place Octavia can't you see, Classical is not the type for me Now don't you look the other way, because this music's here to stay Now wipe that grin right off your face Cause it'll all be gone when you step into this place So put down that cello and go grab the bass, cause we're swingin' here tonight, this ain't no fancy music place. You just gotta let it go, from everything that tells you no Even if this is not your type of show, your type of show. (pause) Maybe you've learned a thing or two, about how fast those hooves can groove Now c'mon just take a chance, these beats will put you in a trance Now these things you just can't forget, it would only bring regret but there's one thing you must know we can't stop this crowd from stomping on the floor So put down that cello and go grab the bass, cause we're swingin' here tonight, this ain't no fancy music place. You just gotta let it go, from everything that tells you no Even if this is not your type of show, your type of show. (pause) So put down that cello and go grab the bass, cause we're swingin' here tonight, this ain't no fancy music place. You just gotta let it go, from everything that tells you no Even if this is not your type of show, your type of show, just let it go.

    I Am No Hero

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 16, 2014 4:32


    Requested by: Anonymous Don't look for me in the spotlight Don't think that I am the one Who brightens your lives, And endlessly strives, To live a life in the sun I will never shine, I'll never be beautiful, And I will never be yours, She made it clear, I should stay right here, So you can be sure... That I am no hero I can't answer your prayers No matter how I feel inside I know that nobody cares For I am no hero And when you look to the sky You will never see my face You'll never see me cry This is the real me, Unashamed, but not unafraid I won't say I'm sorry For who I was, I can't say I've never strayed Far from the light, away from the path That all the righteous have tread, But I'll never lie, no I'll never try To claim I'm perfect instead For I am no hero I can't answer your prayers No matter how it feels inside I know that nobody cares For I am no hero And when you look to the sky You will never see my face You'll never see me cry No I am not perfect, I just wanna be The one you look up to In times of need, But you love another, I'll never be the same When you're lonely like me, Don't call for my name... Don't call my name.

    Octavia's Overture (SlyphStorm - Reimagining The Living Tombstone)

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 30, 2014 5:41


    Lyrics: Look back to long ago To a little town so calm and slow The days and months and years just kinda slipped on by You learned to play those ancient strings While the world listened to other things Until you finally just sat down to cry So you packed a bag and said so long And you didn't look back till you were long gone Headed to the city to play your song Cause that's where you belong Your parents worried 'bout you every day All your friends said you chose wrong But the promises of fame, success and fortune Were just too stong Your only friend in the cold cruel city are your strings and bow Keep walking through the rainy streets with your head down low As air gets colder and the rain turns to snow, whisper to yourself I'm the type of pony everypony should know (everypony should know) I'm the type of pony everypony should know (everypony should know) Octavia, chin up now, don't look so glum Octavia, the time for you to shine has come Octavia, straighten up your tie and rosin up your bow And play the world an overture they'll remember for years to come Octavia, don't sell your dream so cheap Octavia, this night is yours to keep Octavia, just take a breath and reach down deep And play the world a lullaby to send us off to sleep You've grown to love this sleepless city With the shows so bright, and the lights so pretty You feel that this is where you're meant to be Your name and face are everywhere When you walk by, they stop and stare And you pretend like you just never see So you called a friend back from the past A relationship that's meant to last You wonder how she's been all these years Can't talk now, busy making a brand new song Or is she faking, the conversation broke you down to tears Why did I forget about her for so long I thought it wouldn't really matter but it's all just gone so wrong I'm sorry, so sorry, I'm trying to be strong I'm the type of pony everypony should know But who I am inside isn't what I show And as I walk through the cold and snow I feel so low Octavia, chin up now, don't look so glum Octavia, the time for you to shine has come Octavia, straighten up your tie and rosin up your bow And play the world an overture they'll remember for years to come Octavia, don't sell your dream so cheap Octavia, this night is yours to keep Octavia, just take a breath and reach down deep And play the world a lullaby to send us off to sleep Octavia, we all miss you here at home Octavia, when you left us all to roam Octavia, we never thought we'd see you again But the only thing we hear from you is you were right again Octavia, we all miss you here at home Octavia, when you left us here to roam Octavia, will you come back home to show All of us what's become of the cellist we used to know

    Tubby Wubby Pony Waifu

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 26, 2014 3:32


    (ElectroKaplosion) - [Feather] Lyrics: (Electro) I think that you're rather unique Perhaps you're something new And if you'd like to oblige I'd like to get to know you. [Feather] You seem fundamentally fun I feel like being your friend. Let's see the big city sights and find how well we blend. (Electro) I hope you won't mind if I say I'm smitten by your smile I hope you like all my jokes and that you'll stay for a while. [Feather] I'd gab that your humor is grand At least what I understand It seems your passion rubs off It's better than I planned. (Electro) It's the start of something too great It's really much too profound I'm glad we ventured a chance It's frankly hard to expound. [Feather] Do you think we both have a chance? Can we even get by? I know the odds are against. [(We'll make it if we try!)] (Electro) You've hair soft as feathery down Wide eyes to look into Such trust and vigor for life! [I am your pony waifu!] (Electro) That makes my poor heart burst with glee! Please promise me that it's true! That you would deign to choose me! [I am your pony waifu!] -pause- (Electro) Profess to me your foolhardy dreams The things you find you're fond of Tell me your every wish I think that I'm in love. [Feather] You know that I love you too! You feed me sugar cubes Can't say what more could I want I am your pony waifu! (I'll be there for you every night!) [And I will be there too!] [You are my very best friend] [And I'm your pony waifu!] (Dear you are the light of my life!) [I know that we'll get through!] (You're everything that I need!) [I am your pony waifu!] (I predict a future for us.) [We're going to make it shine!] (Because I know that I'm yours!) [And I know you're mine!] (Added lyrics) YEEEEAH PONY WAIFU YEEEEEEEEEAH YEAH YEAH HOOOOOH MAH PONY WAIFU YEAH EH-EAH I SAID OH MAH PONY WAIFU MAH PONNNNY WAIFU YEAAAAAH MY PONY WAIFU OOOOOH YEAH

    Five Nights at Freddy's

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 23, 2014 2:47


    (I know, this isn't a MLP song but The Living Tombstone's a brony so i guess that counts) Lyrics: We're waiting every night to finally roam and invite newcomers to play with us for many years we've been all alone We're forced to be still and play The same songs we've known since that day An imposter took our life away Now we're stuck here to decay Please let us get in! don't lock us away! We're not like what you're thinking We're poor little souls who have lost all control and we're forced here to take that role We've been all alone Stuck in our little zone Since 1987 Join us, be our friend or just be stuck and defend after all you only got Five Nights at Freddy's Is this where you want to be I just don't get it Why do you want to stay Five Nights at Freddy's Is this where you want to be I just don't get it Why do you want to stay Five Nights at Freddy's We're really quite surprised We get to see you another night You should have looked for another job you should have said to this place good-bye It's like there's so much more Maybe you've been in this place before We remember a face like yours You seem acquainted with those doors Please let us get in! don't lock us away! We're not like what you're thinking We're poor little souls who have lost all control and we're forced here to take that role We've been all alone Stuck in our little zone Since 1987 Join us, be our friend or just be stuck and defend after all you only got Five Nights at Freddy's Is this where you want to be I just don't get it Why do you want to stay Five Nights at Freddy's Is this where you want to be I just don't get it Why do you want to stay Five Nights at Freddy's

    Anthropology Lyra's Song

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 11, 2014 2:22


    Lyrics: Human beings fascinating, being just the way they are! Tell me, little pony, can you push a cart or drive a car? Lyre is my instrument, but humans strum their sweet guitar It's a mystery, anthropology! Fingers, toes and tiny noses, brownish hair and tannish skin Would it be too much to ask to see the world they're living in? Everybody tells me that it's old and fake mythology It's a mystery, anthropology! Aren't you bored of brushing your coat, styling your mane with your hooves? I don't mean to butt in or gloat, but ancient history proves... Humans don't have wings or magic. They don't need it; they don't care! All they've got's imagination, new inventions everywhere! Babies, children, teens and elders, all alike have clothes to wear It's so real to me, anthropology! Albert Einstein, Cleopatra, William Shakespeare, Elton John, Michael Phelps, Barack Obama...who's to say that they're all gone? Maybe humans like us too and dress like us at Comic-Con? ;) It's so real to me, anthropology! Yeah, they've had a couple of fights, Nobody's perfect you see, Still I say I'm born with the rights to study whatever I please! I don't need to horse around now, I can stand on two legs! I would trade my magic powers, for a pair of new legs! Grab your camera, come on, zoom in! 'Cause your favorite mare's a human, ME! That is who i'll be...! Anthropology, shhh!

    The Gypsy Bard

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 20, 2014 2:19


    Lyrics: When you're rife with devastation There's a simple explanation: You're a toymaker's creation Trapped inside a crystal ball And whichever way he tilts it Know that we must be resilient We won't let them break our spirits As we sing our silly song When I was a little filly, a galloping blaze overtook my city So they shipped me off to the orphanage. Said, "ditch those roots if you wanna fit in" So I dug one thousand holes and cut a rug with orphan foals Now Memories are blurred, and their faces are obscured, but I still, know the words to this song When you've bungled all your bangles And your loved ones have been mangled Listen to the jingle jangle Of my gypsy tambourine 'Cause these chords are hypnotizing And the whole world's harmonizing So please children stop your crying And just sing along with me When I was a little filly, a galloping blaze overtook my city So they shipped me off to the orphanage. Said, "ditch those roots if you wanna fit in" So I dug one thousand holes and cut a rug with orphan foals Now Memories are blurred, and their faces are obscured, but I still, know the words to this song When you've bungled all your bangles And your loved ones have been mangled Listen to the jingle jangle Of my gypsy tambourine 'Cause these chords are hypnotizing And the whole world's harmonizing So please children stop your crying And just sing along with me When you've bungled all your bangles And your loved ones have been mangled Listen to the jingle jangle Of my gypsy tambourine 'Cause these chords are hypnotizing And the whole world's harmonizing So please children stop your crying And just sing along with me

    Fluttershy inc

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 26, 2014 3:54


    Requsted By: Danny Darkmoon Hibdon Lyrics: Everypony's here for the pegasus race I don't know what started it in the first place and somehow I got stuck here holding the flag where balance and preparedness were never my bag I get knocked off my cloud as the ponies fly by a pegasus who never learned how to fly and all I'd have to do is to use my wings but this isn't a joke, it's the end of things suddenly, a butterfly then a thousand flutter by slow me as I'm falling down set me on the ground, now where am I this wondrous place? Trees and bunnies' warm embrace suddenly a butterfly steals me from the sky zoomin comes a quick turn, wings churn cuttin' it close get cloud burn though these ponies show concern they just gotta' watch n' learn can't see the clouds as they're passin' me by just hear the sound of them, passin' me by watch me as I clear the gate ha ha ha ha haaaa you gonna' offend one of my friends I'll defend them to the teeth you wanna' have a race just name the time and place cause' I intend to take the wreath one more gate to clear it I ain't gonna fear it watch as I accelerate hahahahahaaa suddenly, a butterfly then a thousand flutter by slow me as I'm falling down set me on the ground, now where am I this wondrous place? Trees and bunnies' warm embrace suddenly a butterfly steals me from the sky one more gate to clear it I ain't gonna fear it watch as I accelerate hahahahahaaa (x2)

    Music To My Ears

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 25, 2014 1:47


    Requested By: EMTStorm (No Lyrics)

    Beat It

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 20, 2014 3:26


    (Blackgryphon) [Applebloom] Lyrics: [Applebloom] They told him don't you ever come around here Don't want to see your face, you better disappear The fire's in their eyes and their words are really clear So beat it, just beat it (Blackgryphon) You better run, you better do what you can Don't want to see no blood, don't be a macho man You want to be tough, better do what you can So beat it, [but you want to be bad] (both] [Just beat it], (beat it), [beat it], (beat it) No one wants to be defeated Showin' how funky and strong is your fight It doesn't matter who's wrong or right [Just beat it], beat it [Just beat it], beat it [Just beat it], beat it [Just beat it], beat it [Applebloom] They're out to get you, better leave while you can Don't want to be a boy, you want to be a man You want to stay alive, better do what you can So beat it, just beat it (Blackgryphon) You have to show them that you're really not scared You're playin' with your life, this ain't no truth or dare They'll kick you, then they beat you, Then they'll tell you it's fair So beat it, [but you want to be bad] [Just beat it], (beat it), [beat it], (beat it) No one wants to be defeated Showing how funky and strong is your fight It doesn't matter who's wrong or right [Just beat it], (beat it), [beat it], (beat it) No one wants to be defeated Showin' how funky and strong is your fight It doesn't matter who's wrong or right [just beat it] (pause) [beat it], (beat it), [beat it], (beat it) No one wants to be defeated Showin' how funky and strong is your fight It doesn't matter who's wrong or right [Just beat it], (beat it), [beat it], (beat it) No one wants to be defeated Showin' how funky and strong is your fight It doesn't matter who's wrong or right [Just beat it], (beat it), [beat it], (beat it) No one wants to be defeated Showin' how funky and strong is your fight It doesn't matter who's wrong or right [just beat it]

    Epic Rap Battle Of MLP - (Mandopony vs AcousticBrony)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 11, 2014 3:13


    THIS MUSIC CONTAINS SWEARING you have been warned (here's a bonus!! let me know who won in the comments below) I had a hard time deciding but in the end Mandopony won. Lyrics: (MandoPony) Let me show you how we do it in AMERICA son You'll be crying in the loo by the time this is done I'm the Brony every mother buckin' Brony should know I'm so dope I wrote songs that oughta be in the show Now AcousticBrony is all up in my face So you better rap tight or get outta this place Cuz when it comes to rappin, you're gonna have an epic fail Your gonna derp it up like you're delivering mail! (AcousticBrony) Call yourself a musician? I don't know how you survived By the end of all this your 'fans' will have all unsubscribed! So listen up Mando, I'll tell you JUST how I feel But buckle up first cause this shits about to get real! Everpony can see that you talk NOTHING but SHIT I see you right through your charade, so you may as well quit You think your songs are better, bro you must be insane You'll never beat me, cause this is MY domain (MandoPony) Please! Your domain is smaller than your ENGLISH WILLY I'm like Big Mac son, you're still just a little filly Ain't nopony gonna beat my sick-ass rhymes I been on Equestria Daily like 14 times! I even make chiptunes, you silly Brony Limey Kinda like RainbowCrash, except the music was actually WRITTEN by me You got the subs, but but I got the hard reality Your fame is in its twilight, you got a lotta crepuscularity (AcousticBrony) You're like a big mac? So you're no good for anypony.. Come on.. just admit it.. you're nothing but a phony! You may have been able to get your songs on E-Q-D But you know that don't mean shit, cause you ain't got nothing on me You got your 8-bits, but I got my 8 inch weenie My music is magic, I'm like a mother bucking genie To be honest, you're pathetic, but that's not all that you are.. You're a desperate virgin douche bag who plays a miniature guitar! (MandoPony) My mandolin's more dope than anything you ever seen I'm a folk, punk, electro-rapping MLP machine I'm so ill I need an appointment with Dr. Whooves While Vinyl Scratch shakes her flank to my superfly grooves I never been a brony to hate on other brony musicians But I feel that I been blessed, obsessed, caressed and in a rather unique position I got a thousand screamin' YouTube fans who'll back me up When I tell AcousticBrony to SHUT THE BUCK UP! (AcousticBrony) I hate to say it, but you're nothing more than a disaster! You're out of your league, you're against a real buckin' master! What is it with you? Does the message not get through? You're just a waste of time, not even Fluttershy loves you! I dont need to come back with a great verse, I have no fear.. Cause you're just tryna get to the top, using nothing but my ideas! MandoPony? Who's that? Nobody gives 2 shits... I'll continue to rise and watch your career fall to bits! (MandoPony) My career ain't falling to bits, I'm just getting started I gotta list your talent among the dearly departed It's the gospel according to MandoPony, y'all receive it? This Epic Battle is OVER, and I won -- BELIEVE IT! (AcousticBrony) I've got more talent than you in HALF my pinkie finger And even Dashie has to laugh when you try and call yourself a singer You're not getting anywhere fast, this will all be over soon So pack your bags son, cause I'm sending you straight to the moon

    Epic Rap Battle Of Equestria-(Octavia vs DJ Pon3)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 11, 2014 2:02


    (I saved the best for last. Who won? Let me know in the comment below) Im not being biased but Octavia defiantly won!!!!! Lyrics: (Octavia) I'll put a classical spin on this silly rap game, I shouldn't need to use words to put your music to shame, It's just senseless noise, filled with wubs and bass, My symphonies attract millions from all over the place, You should ditch those foolish glasses, start dressing with style, With my elegant bow tie, that should beat by a mile, I didn't see you at the Gala, what happened? Were you late? Oh that's right, the hired me 'cause you're so second-rate (DJ Pon3) It's time to crank this bass all the way to eleven, You guys were boring at the Gala, but I rocked the Royal Weddin', You're music's centuries old, mine always goes viral, Think you can compete with me? You're not even a rival, You think that you're big and professional because you play with a band? Then how come I'm the one whose gotten more attention from fans? You're too fancy for a fight, I'll be the last one standin', There's no way you stand a chance against MY BASS CANNON, (Octavia) You clean dishes with those wubs, you think that's gonna scare me? You must be crazy as your mane little miss P0N-3, My music's stood the test of time and my career's at its peak, I'd be surprised if anyone remembers you in a week, You're just a flash in the pan, barely making the charts, There's no way your electronics can compete with my art, I've been playing countless instruments, all since the cradle, I'll leave your head spinning faster than your precious turn tables (DJ Pon3) Barely making the charts? I'm a musical star! You're like the Trixie of music, all stuck up and sub-par, I've worked with the best and I'm adored by the rest! You just play with snooty pests in bowties and vests, Some rap battle Tavi, I wouldn't call this a fight, You're cranky all the time 'cause you're "so uptight", Nopony listens to classical, you might as well quit, 'Cause I'm the master of beats, so LET'S SPIN THIS S***!

    Epic Rap Battle Of Equestria-(Pinkie Pie vs Twilight Sparkle)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 11, 2014 2:17


    (let me know who won by commenting it down below at the comment) Twilight won again!!!! Lyrics: (Pinkie pie) Pinkie senses are twitching look like you're in trouble! You're defenseless and weak, so the fun has been doubled After years of study, you're only at trick twenty-six?! Maybe you could get some lessons from you old buddy Trix you're Celestia's puppet you could barely hatch Spike You're about as good with magic as you are on the mic You think reading and books are gonna give you what it takes? Wait till you get a taste of my delicious cupcakes! (Twilight) Spike, take this down and leave no detail out Cause you don't have a prayer in this lyrical bout You're gonna beat me with what? A toothless alligator? I'll show you up and take you down just like an ursa major Don't giggle at the ghosties, you'll be joining them soon I'll get the princess to ship your little flank to the moon A thousand years up there will make you crazy said and done Oh wait, you've got that covered little miss party of one. (Pinkie Pie) you're calling me crazy? Did you forget lesson zero? I defeated the parasprites, I'm everponie's hero You don't stand a chance, I'll be completely honest I'll break you down like the fourth wall and that's a pinkie promise! You think you can stomp me but your efforts are in vain You wanna get on my level? I'll be out in the chocolate rain I'm the smiling pony with the most notorious fanon I'll mow you down with one blast from my party cannon! (Twilight) Go farm some rocks cause you cant make the grade You don have a clue how Equestia was made You assault me with cake? That's pathetic and sad And you don't make baked goods, you just make baked bads Your parties are lame, they're just like your pranks But when it comes to magic I'm the top of the ranks And guess what I think my letter's gonna be on time Cause i found a friendship problem, you'll do just fine.

    Epic Rap Battle Of Equestria-(Queen Chrysalis vs Discord)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 7, 2014 2:03


    (let me know who won by typing it in the comment below) Discord won! Lyrics: (Chrysalis) This battle will be perfect it, will surely be your fall, I’ve dreamed of certain victories like this since I was small, Think you could harm me clown? I could make you my slave, I’ve got a nice spot for you in the Canterlot caves, I’ve an entire army of changelings on my side, You just have cotton candy and way too much pride, I’m the destroyer of love, you just dance in window panes, I’ll take all of Equestria, hold the chocolate rain. (Discord) Why hello Chryssie! I don’t believe we’ve met before, Either way soon you’ll learn not to challenge Discord You need an army of changelings? I can do it alone It took the Elements of Harmony to turn me into stone, You’re talking big game but your skill is sure is lacking All they need is gushy romance to send you packing I corrupted the mane six, wreaked chaos like no other All you did was go to bed with Twilight Sparkle’s brother (Chrysalis) What an absolutely ridiculous sentiment Creator of Chaos? You’re a block of cement You’re a tourist attraction, meant for field trip displays I may have been defeated once but I can fight another day I overpowered Celestia with one magical blast You mere mix-and-match creature, you’re a thing of the past Yore rhyming riddles won’t work on me, never can Now back to stone with you, back where you began! (Discord) You’re too serious my dear, what’s the fun in making sense? You have holes in your brain too? You seem a bit dense When it comes to superpowers, you got stuck with the dregs I can see through all your guises like I see through your legs You call yourself a queen? Now to that I must object You can’t even find food for your “loyal subjects” All you do is change shape I can change all reality I’ll take away your throne leaving you bowing down to me.

    Epic Rap Battle Of Equestria-(Princess Celestia vs Princess Luna)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 5, 2014 1:58


    (who won? let me know in the comment) I love Luna, but i must painfully admit that Celestia won Lyrics: (Celestia) It’s been a thousand years since I’ve seen you like this, But I think it’s fair to tell you that you haven’t been missed, I’m with these ponies all the time you’re a one-night act, By the way where were you when the changelings attack? In ever competition you’re still second place, How can anypony like you when you scream in their face? You need a night just for yourself, who’d have guessed you’d be so vain? I think rarity was wrong dear you’re the royal pain. (Luna) Something wrong Celestia? You seem lyrically troubled, I know all you’re trick sis, my fun is sure to be doubled. All-powerful ruler? You delusional foal You don’t love your subject you love being a troll, When I was nightmare moon you were no where to be found, Let us both face it sis it’s time for you to step down, Tis the end of the line, don’t bother calling help, Thy skills never stood a chance, thou ungrateful whelp! (Celestia) A thousand years on the moon and you still think you rule, It’s like magic kindergarten sis you’re goanna get schooled, You’re as dreadful as the Gala and about as fake too Why, even Twilight Sparkle is more powerful then you, You’re goanna make me step down? Oh, I wouldn’t make that bet. I’ve been running night and day without breaking a sweat, By the Elements of Harmony you’ll be once again be kicked out, When you’re back on the moon you’ll have a lot to thing about. (Luna) I’ve been easy on you so far but you left me no choice, NOW PEPARE TO FEEL A WRATH OF OUR CANTERLOT VOICE, So stand back dear sis, let us show thee how it’s done, We have power over you we shall blot out the sun, Superior to us? Ha! Tis a lie, Like a nightmare night spider we’ll just toss you aside, We’ll banish you this time, thou had best take thy leave This battle is over, how many points do I receive?

    Epic Rap Battle Of Equestria-(Iron Will vs Zecora)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 30, 2014 2:09


    (give your opinion who won by typing it in the comment below) this was a hard one but i think Zecora won! Lyrics: [Iron Will] Get back, Fruity Stripe It's about to go down! Make way for the greatest Motivator around! Iron Will's the name Training ponies is my game! And my beat will hit you harder Than the grill of a train! You got your feet full of peat I've got rock-hard abs! So just crawl back in your hut And keep cooking your hash! I'll be laying you out With my 12 step course Cause there's more than one way To skin a jive-talking-horse! You talk in tongues! They think you're a freak! I'm gonna school you real fast But it won't come cheap! Bringing the pain in the name Of the great Iron Will! You got served, Miss Cleo Now I'm serving you the bill! [Zecora] Have you gone mad? Don't be wasting my time! Do you dare challenge me To a battle of rhyme? My advice is sage All you do is gloat! At least I never ride The backside of a goat! Are you feeling shy? Come look me in the eye! You'll never beat me But you're welcome to try I'm the very last mare You want to provoke Your mighty pecs will be hexed By my Poison Joke You're a fool of a bull Who keeps talking like a tool I don't mean to be cruel But you're gonna lose the duel! I wipe away the ills Of the dreaded Cutie Pox But nopony can help your Numb skull full of rocks! [Iron Will] You blow Voodoo smoke While I bring in results! I can motivate the plot Of any mare and colt! Cut the witch doctor crap And let me take the lead! I'll show you how it's done Satisfaction guaranteed! I'd hate to be you now You done rattled my cage! I turn shy little ponies Into balls of rage! You're gonna straight lose When I blow my fuse! You wanna rap against me Then I'll WRATH AGAINST YOU! [Zecora] Big talk from a thug Who got beat by a tree! Throw your tantrum, boy It don't matter to me You think you can survive These neck of the woods? You're in Everfree now And this here is MY hood! I'm a rhyming enchantress With spellbinding dances Run back to your maze Cause you ran out of chances! I'll tear you anew And when I'm through I'll serve you in a pot of my boiled beef stew!

    Epic Rap Battle Of Equestria-(Rainbowdash vs Fluttershy)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 30, 2014 1:52


    (tell me who you thought won in the comment below) Fluttershy defiantly won this one! Lyrics: (Rainbow Dash) Straight outta Clousdale, this won't be pretty I'm gonna fly circles 'round this timid little filly So you wanna be a tree? well i'll knock on wood You won't even do the things that peguasi should I can fly miles high while you're stuck on the ground How does it fell to have wings, and still be earthbound? You're weak you're scared to even go to the park If it wasn't for me you wouldn't have a cutie mark (Fluttershy) If you don't mind, i'd just like to say Hush now, quiet now stay out of my way I'm the element of kindness, i don't want to talk trash But i think there's a reason why they call you Rainbow Crash i've shined across Equestria, I'm cute as can be, i'll make your heart melt with one of my adorable *squees* it's no comparison, just my stares will leave you maimed call you Philomeana 'cause you're about to go down in flames (Rainbow Dash) Better watch what you say, 'cause i'll bring the pain, I'm on weather patrol and i can make it rain, I'm glad that cockatrice didn't turn you into stone I prefer the opportunity to beat you on my own Listen here Clutzershy you just might be surprised you know what i see when i look in your eyes? i see your end, your fall I see your certain doom You'll be destroyed by a dash of sonic rainboom! (Fluttershy) I feel sorry for you and the poor rhymes you're spittin' You're about as self-delusional as Gilda the Griffon don't look at me to jump on your band wagon, I'm the only pony with the guts to stare down at dragons Think you're a better flyer than every filly and colt Well i just have to wonder why you're not a Wonderbolt Truth is, you're slow, I have to set the pace You know what's soaking wet and clueless? Your face!

    Epic Rap Battle Of Equestria-(Rarity vs Applejack)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 30, 2014 2:01


    (let me know who won the the comment below!) AJ won this by a mile!! Lyrics: (rarity) Applejack darling, try to keep up if you can these might be big words for a scruffy farmhand when it comes to high class, you can't pass the test i've seen your sense style, it's the art of a mess better fetch nurse Redheart 'cause this is going to hurt my very elegance an poise will leave you lost in the dirt you're an uncouth runner-up in a rowdy rodeo but i'm the type of pony every pony should know (applejack) Beg pardon Rarity, but you're in for a shock y'all can't compete with me, when your destiny's a rock the most dependable of ponies says you don't have a clue heck, even Sweetie Belle prefers me over you and you're generous? Ha! that's a lie i must confess you made spike gave up a ruby on his birthday on less you're a fussy neatfreak, you're not a real fighter i'll crush and stomp you out, just like homemade apple cider (rarity) of all the thing that could happen, this is the worst possible thing By the time this battle's over, you'll have a new song to sing you're a common farm worker, my beauty is rare you've been a crime against fashion ever since your flank was bare we don't normally wear clothes well as a matter of fact you're the only earth pony who always wears a hat just go buck some apples, you need practice at rhyming i don't mean to complain but i though you wanted whining (applejack) y'all think you're so special in your fancy boutique you have a nervous breakdown just about every week listen here sugarcube you may think you're all that but i got a great family you've just got a mean cat if Pinkie brings smiles, then all you bring are frowns even lousy diamond dogs can't stand to have you around But i may have been harsh, a little too rough you're true love is Prince Blueblood, that's punishment enough

    Epic Rap Battle Of Equestria-(Twilight vs Trixie)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 29, 2014 2:19


    (tell me in the comment who you think won) Twilight won this one! Lyrics: [Trixie] They call me Trixie! The master bitch of all magic spells! You say your name is Twilight Sparkle? That don't ring any bells! I've slayed an Ursa Major! All your feats are just minor! I'll take you back to school, Twi And show you who's the best rhymer I've got crowds from everywhere They come to see my magic! My spells are straight electrifying! I'm dropping gods, it's tragic! So check yourself, you impudent foal I'll make you stagger! By the way, your horn looks kinda limp Go and take some Viagra! And while you're at it Just put the books down, you freaking nerd! You'd have to read to know how to breathe You're fucking that absurd! I thought the books were better than you! Ed and Bella still got more class! So just take a pass Cause if you keep coming Then Trixie will come beat your ass! [Twilight] Dear Princess Celestia I learned this today: Some mares like Trixie talk shit What else can I say? To make it worse They're cocky, always leaving you sweatin' But when they're talking like a bitch Then go and teach them a lesson! You say your spells are great and powerful? I learned from the best! You're just a washed up Vegas reject Who failed her magic test! I've got a dragon with wits That are sharper than razors What kind of friends you got, bitch? Some smoke machines and some lasers? Magic is my element I do not need to be told Bitch, I was casting stronger magic When I was just a foal! You're a fraud! A bigger chicken than Scootaloo! I was hoof-chosen by the princess Now where the fuck does that leave you? [Trixie] Hoof-chosen? By a troll? You're a pretty dense bloke She probably just chose you As one of her big fucking jokes! I'll beat you down, Twi Make you cry So best watch what you're startin'! I'll leave you so stumped They'll send you back to Magic Kindergarten! [Twilight] Now Spike, take a letter Cause the bitch doesn't know The kind of Nightmare Night she's bringing When she puts on this show! Silly mare, tricks are for kids You fucking failure! But don't worry, girl Though you suck, you've still got Snips and Snails

    Epic Rap Battle Of Equestria-(Prince Blueblood vs Big Macintosh)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 29, 2014 2:40


    (let me know who you think won by typing it in the comment below) I think Big Macintosh won Lyrics: [Blueblood] Oh please, you little pauper Do you know who I am? I'm a prince. Against me I'm surprised that you can stand They sent some filthy work horse to fight? Oh, how absurd! How can you rap battle? You only know two words! You're such a joke! When you were a dog, you had more brains! Spend less time with colts And we won't think that you're gay! You call this game a rap battle? Well, this will be over quick But I'm not leaving 'till I teach this mutt A few brand new tricks! There's nothing big about you You won't leave anyone wowing That's probably why your garden Is the only field you're plowing I'll leave your eyes derping in circles By the end of this song! And you'll keep saying to yourself "I just don't know what went wrong!" [Big Mac] You like to talk a big game You sure are pompous, eeyup! But everything that you've said Just doesn't seem to add up Now pardon me if I'm wrong You see, I'm no good at math But I don't need to know what 2 plus 2 is To whoop your ass! I may not be the brightest bulb Or the sharpest of nails But you're so dense that people Think you're delivering their mail You're a coward! A chump! You're not cut out for this game! Oh by the way You have a little bit of dirt in your mane They call you Blueblood? I'm sure that's not the only thing blue If anypony is a joke here It's probably you You've gone way out of your league Just pack your bags and go home They call me Big for a reason: Too much to handle on your own! [Blueblood] You've taken one too many apples to the head You big fool! Go back to your "Schmoopy Woopy Pie" Cause you're about to get schooled! Too much to handle on my own? Oh, you think that you're scary? You got tricked by your sis A chicken, and dictionary! This ain't a rodeo, you pig Now get that dirt off your coat! Cause while you're stuck in the mud I'm in the air, on a boat! Go cling to Smarty Pants and cry yourself to sleep You big dope! Do you still think you can win? Because the answer's "Nnnope!" [Big Mac] Every rose has its thorn? Well, you could have fooled me! Because you sure ain't no flower, prince You're more like a weed! I'll buck you like a rotten apple Kick you out in the rain You're not a prince, Blueblood You're just a big royal pain! Where's your charming attitude now? What's wrong, are you scared? Because I shot you down like Rarity Or some other mare? You better saddle up and leave Before I show you some harm So get your royal ass up And get the buck off my farm!

    Awoken

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 29, 2014 4:42


    Lyrics: What cause have I to feel glad? I've built my life on judgement and causing pain. I don't know those eyes I see in the bloodstained chrome. Now everything that I've had and everything I've known have been thrown away. And with time I've come to find this isn't my home. I've stoked the fire, seen more pain that you can know. The tears of the broken have washed away my soul. Pushed by desire to change the way my stream will flow, now I've awoken, and I'm taking back control. I try my best to block out the screams, but they're haunting me in my dreams. Please break my shackles, I want it to stop. I man these wretched machines. Day in, day out, the grinding wears on my brain. Undermining my sanity, making me question my reality. But life is not as it seems. Should I take a chance of freedom and throw it all down the drain? I've been imprisoned, please burn my transgressions away. I've stoked the fire, seen more pain that you can know. The tears of the broken have washed away my soul. Pushed by desire to change the way my stream will flow, now I've awoken, and I'm taking back control. I try my best to block out the screams, but they're haunting me in my dreams. Please break my shackles, I want it to stop. (stop stop) I've stoked the fire, seen more pain that you can know. The tears of the broken have washed away my soul. Pushed by desire to change the way my stream will flow, now I've awoken, and I'm taking back control. I'm sick of hurting, sick of thinking it's all I do. I break those around me, those spared are very few. But the bright sun is burning, and my sky shines ever blue. Friendships surround me, I'm becoming a part of you. I try my best to block out the screams, but they're haunting me in my dreams. Please break my shackles, I want it to stop.

    Children of the Night

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 29, 2014 3:25


    Lyrics: Come Little Children I'll Take Thee Away, Into A Land Of Enchantment Come Little Children The Time's Come To Play Here In My Garden Of Magic Follow Sweet Children I'll Show Thee The Way Through All The Pain And The Sorrows Weep Not Poor Children For Life Is This Way Murdering Beauty And Passions Hush Now Dear Children It Must Be This Way To Weary Of Life And Deceptions Rest Now My Children For Soon We'll Away into The Calm And The Quiet (pause) Come Little Children I'll Take Thee Away, Into A Land Of Enchantment Come Little Children The Time's Come To Play Here In My Garden Of Shadows

    Join the herd

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 26, 2014 2:41


    (Requested By: Rap Record) - (check him out on youtube, link at the bottom) Lyrics: What is this weird show? It's like the only thing you know You talk about it everyday You know this is child's play. You path ahead is blurred Told to go join in on the herd You know this show's for younger crowds How can you say you're proud? Now think "Brony", think Everything in here is pink! You've spent your precious time Now you walking a fine line. And then you have the nerve... To ask me to observe... These girly things... You open your mouth and sing... Ponies aren't just for girls Let this tail unfurl- Twilight Sparkle, Pinkie Pie AppleJack and FlutterShy. Do not be afraid We will never fade Rainbow Dash and Rarity Join the herd- And you will see! Hey, this show's not bad I'll give it to ya, I'm real glad I never thought I'd like this stuff I thought I was just too tough. I'm sorry I was rude I feel happy and renewed And even though I feel naïve I find it hard to leave. So thanks, brony, thanks My mind was shooting blanks I feel like such a fool Who knew ponies were this cool? Now wait for Saturday... For the show to play... What will it bring? We open our mouths and sing... Ponies aren't just for girls Let this tail unfurl Twilight Sparkle, Pinkie Pie, AppleJack and FlutterShy. Do not be afraid We will never fade Rainbow Dash and Rarity Join the herd- And you will see! So thanks, brony, thanks Looks like I've joined your ranks I never could repay What you've done for me today. So thanks, brony thanks, Looks like I've joined your ranks I never could repay Ponies aren't just for girls Let this tail unfurl- Twilight Sparkle, Pinkie Pie AppleJack and FlutterShy. Do not be afraid We will never fade Rainbow Dash and Rarity Join the herd- And You will- Ponies aren't just for girls let this tail unfurl- Twilight Sparkle, Pinkie Pie AppleJack and FlutterShy. Do not be afraid We will never fade Rainbow Dash and Rarity Join the herd- And you will see! (Rap Record's youtube) https://www.youtube.com/user/the10taldwolf

    Hearts As Strong As Horses

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 22, 2014 2:01


    Requested By: Pyschomuffin Lyrics: We're the toughest little ponies in town Got the moves, got the mojo, no harder working ponies around We are a trio, work as a team We'll be the first ponies out on the flag-waving scene We get going when the going gets tough We know our very best is just never enough We're kinda short, but so what? We don't get defeated We could take a little break, but we don't need it We've got hearts as strong as horses We've got hearts as strong as horses We've got hearts as strong as horses We've got hearts as strong as horses When we put our minds together, we can achieve We're the Cutie Mark Crusaders, and you should believe We've got determination to represent the nation For the win We've got hearts as strong as horses We've got hearts as strong as horses We've got hearts as strong as horses And we're playing to win as we gallop to glory We can conquer any challenge we're in We've got hearts, hearts strong as horses Hearts strong as horses

    VIP Clouds

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 21, 2014 4:20


    Requested By: Aidan Renner (No Lyrics)

    Great To Be Different

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 21, 2014 6:30


    (Requested By: Aidan Renner) Lyrics: FOREST RAIN: It was a dark day when I lost my faith I wasn't the pony I thought I'd be And it seemed that no one could relate There was nothing left to see So I took a walk to the edge of the town And thought of leaving it all behind When I saw a little letter fall right out of the sky As a grey mare hovered way up high I thought I was crazy when I saw her wave And then simply fly away So I opened the letter and looked inside And what was written made my day... It said-- "Isn't it great to be different? Isn't it wonderful to be exactly who you are? When you learn to start accepting yourself You'll become a shining star" To this day the writing on that page Is mottled by the tears I shed 'Cause at that moment something inside me changed And a bright new path I lead I ran back home and I picked up my old guitar And I started strumming these chords And I sang her words along with this song And I heard someone sing along And we sang-- Isn't it great to be different? Isn't it wonderful to be exactly who you are? When you learn to start accepting yourself You'll become a shining star I turned around and I saw her at my door That cute grey mare with the wall-eyed stare She said, DERPY HOOVES: I've heard you play and sing before. And I heard a sadness I could not bear. I just wanted to tell you that the hardest thing I've faced Wasn't the teasing or the pain It was convincing myself I wasn't stupid, strange, or lame And helping others do the same. *whistling* FOREST RAIN: These last few years flew by just like a blur I'm now exactly where I should be And I know I owe it all to her The beautiful mare who believed in me~ Isn't it great to be different? Isn't it wonderful to be exactly who you are? When you learn to start accepting yourself You'll become a shining star (2x) FOREST RAIN/DERPY: You'll become a shining star/Isn't it wonderful You'll become a shining star/Isn't it great BOTH: When you learn to love just who you are

    Constellations

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 21, 2014 4:23


    (Requested By: Nightlight Cookiejar) - (check him out on youtube, link at the bottom) Lyrics: My eyes have seen this The cold of indignation They always look here I feel their lacerations I'll never be enough I'll stumble back again But I don't care enough I don't have a friend How may times did i try They pushed me too far The great and powerful Trixie Knows just what you are But is it worth it now? Is this all that I am? You wish I had never appeared I just wish you'd give a damn I trusted them To see what's inside of me I trusted me To see what's inside of them I may have stumbled once On my insignificance But that is all over now I've let go of my dissonance "Our eyes a purple haze We share that same shade" Yours see power Mine see magic See a friendship we could've made "She is so talented!" But what is there for me? "I've seen a better show" But I, she will never see. Orion, save me now Polaris, guide me now The water's rising How long until I drown? My only sorrow Is my head was never in the clouds The water's rising How long until I die? I'm suffocating On tears I hold back inside The water's rising How long until I drown? My only sorrow Is that i never stilled my frown The water's rising How long until I die? I'm suffocating On tears I'm holding back inside I'm only drowning On my loss of self-control The water's risen And i'm left with an empty soul I've stumbled for the last time I'll leave this place forever My arrogance precedes me It's been a mute endeavor I'm only drowning On my loss of self-control The water's risen And I'm left with a empty soul I never thought i'd End without a cause to blame But you were the one there to show me it's not about the fame (Nightlight Cookiejar's youtube) https://www.facebook.com/l.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fchannel%2FUCd_oXruKmYk3CnO8tOUoyJQ&h=6AQFFYGM6

    Shallow Naivety

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 21, 2014 4:04


    (Requested By: Nightlight Cookiejar) - (check him out on youtube, link at the bottom) Lyrics: Here we are once again It's our time now, we're at the end Oh no The lights are out, there's no one there The love you said, was all pretend Oh no So beautiful, like lights up in the sky Our love, a blazing canvas across the blackness Eventually it died Carry on, we'll carry on You douse the flames, I'll lock the door We'll burn it down to ash on the floor The lights are fading now, and time is running out Maybe if i stay here we'll realize just what we're all about Maybe i'm way more than you know We came so far together, now it's over If only you had seen All of the things that you meant to me Everything's broken now This house reeks of the stench of gasoline Do you still remember the first time that we met? I still remember the first thing that you said You called my name, not sure if it was me I kissed your lips, now I'm lost in these memories Here we are once again, it's our time now We're at the end oh no We came so far together, now it's over If only you had seen The lights are out there's no one there The love you said was all pretend oh no Everything's broken now This house reeks of the stench of gasoline (Nightlight Cookiejar's youtube) https://www.facebook.com/l.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fchannel%2FUCd_oXruKmYk3CnO8tOUoyJQ&h=6AQFFYGM6

    You'll Play Your Part

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 21, 2014 3:01


    (Requested By: Pyschomuffin) Lyrics: (Twilight Sparkle) It isn't that I'm ungrateful For all the things that I've earned, For all the journeys I have taken, All the lessons that I have learned But I wonder where I'm going now, What my role is meant to be I don't know how to travel To a future that I can't see I have my wings, I wear this crown I'm a princess, this is true But it's still unclear to me Just what I am meant to do I wanna have a purpose Wanna do all that I can I wanna make a contribution I want to be a part of the plan (Princess Celestia) Your destiny's uncertain And that's sometimes hard to take But it will become much clearer With every new choice you make (Princess Luna) Patience is never easy I understand wanting more I know how hard it is to wait To spread out your wings and soar (Princess Cadance) But you stand here for a reason You're gifted and you are strong That crown is upon your head because You belong (Princesses Celestia, Luna, and Cadance) Know that your time is coming soon As the sun rises, so does the moon As love finds a place in every heart You are a princess; you'll play your part (Princess Luna) We understand you wanting more A chance to shine, a chance to soar (Princess Cadance) Soon will come the day it turns around (Princesses Celestia, Luna, and Cadance) Know that your time is coming soon As the sun rises, so does the moon As love finds a place in every heart You are a princess; you'll play your part (Princess Celestia) You are a princess; you'll play your part

    September (Kinetic Typography)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 20, 2014 3:02


    (Requested by: Flutter Shy Love) lyrics: I can't remember What happened in Septemeber When everything is gone When it's dark and I'm alone It's been forever Since I could have remembered Where the hell is everypony I just wanna know the story Of what happened right before I became so alone Still can't remember What happened in September Back when everypony died Trails of blood thoughout my stride I just discovered That ponies were defeated By something really strong Is it very weird and wrong It just doesn't belong Like it cae out of this world *Finally, finally it's done! It's finally done!* *Stop him! He's trying to kill us all! Stop him!* *NO! No. I'm going to save you all, don't you try and stop me!* I've regained a small memory Came to my head Just like that suddenly I think I've Gotten a clue Something tells me this is wrost then what I knew *This is your redemtion day, everyony! Go away from me! Stay away from me! Go away! You can't touch me now! You see this button here?* *I'M GONNA PRESS IT!!!* I just remembered what happened in September I'M THE ONE WHO KILLED THEM ALL I SURVIVED AFTER THE FALL

    Pinkie's Brew

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 17, 2014 2:06


    (Requested by: Frosting Heartin Whipcream) Lyrics: I'll cook up a solution with the knowledge I've accrued They say a kitchen time saves nine, but I'm just saving two I've gathered the ingredients to make some time sorbet There's hardly room for seconds when the seconds melt away! Watch as I work my gypsy magic Eye of a newt and cinnamon Watch as the matter turns to batter Open the portal, jump in! (pause) Crude stew, do you fear it Apple Bloom? Sometimes life is not a cake walk served up on a silver spoon Toss a fig and save the date and bread and butter chant and mutter, marination, incantation, chocolate icing, timeline splicing, yeast is rising, rectifying (pause) (Pinkie's parents): Pinkie if you're hearing this it means we're dead and gone Please don't bake a portal; just accept it and move on (pinkie) My cauldron is preheated and I've got you in my thrall Let's beat these yolks and save my folks by baking the fourth wall! Watch as I work my gypsy magic Seapony tears and provolone God help the outcast with her witchcraft Someday I'm gonna go home Someday, I'm gonna go home

    Love me Cheerilee

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 16, 2014 3:17


    Lyrics: Hey Cheerilee, Cheerilee I'm afraid to raise my hand I have something to ask you 'Cause I want to understand It's not about homework It's about one plus one is two I don't want you to teach me I just want to be with you Hey Cheerilee Cheerilee Hey Cheerilee Cheerilee Hey Cheerilee Cheerilee I think I'm in love with you Hey Cheerilee Cheerilee Hey Cheerilee Cheerilee Hey Cheerilee Cheerilee I think I'm in love with you (pause) Hey Cheerilee Cheerilee I'm afraid to see you after school I can't come to your office And tell you that you're cool It's not about my test Or about my homework you should grade I don't want you to tell me I just wanna go on a date Hey Cheerilee Cheerilee Hey Cheerilee Cheerilee Hey Cheerilee Cheerilee I think I'm in love with you Hey Cheerilee Cheerilee Hey Cheerilee Cheerilee Hey Cheerilee Cheerilee I think I'm in love with you (pause) Hey Cheerilee Cheerilee Hey Cheerilee Cheerilee Hey Cheerilee Cheerilee I think I'm in love with you Hey Cheerilee Cheerilee Hey Cheerilee Cheerilee Hey Cheerilee Cheerilee I think I'm in love with you

    Miles

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 11, 2014 3:24


    Lyrics: This is all seems very unfair. How come everypony else has theirs? I'd be lying if I said I could wait because I really want mine right now It kind of hurts when everypony stares To look at my flank and see there's nothing there I'm not gonna sit down and cry, but sometimes it's just too much I have tried so very hard to find a place where I belong But instead of making peace with myself, I sing a little song (na na na........) so I wake up everyday hoping that nopony else will say (hey blank flank) how does it feel to not be special at all? truth be told I'd rather hide cover my face so we can't meet eye to eye But big sister always drags me out and says I really shouldn't think like that (Applejack) You can't rush things like this sugar cube, a cutie mark comes with time I know it's not something you want to hear, but how'd you think I got mine? (I've heard this all before...) You'll find that special talent that will make you realize why you rushed things all before Besides One day it'll come And it's gonna make you giggle It's gonna make you smile The kind of one that's beautiful and goes for miles Think about it every day but you've gotta wait until then my dear even if it takes a year I know where you're getting at sister, but the thought to me is torture Gotta find a better way to get my mark much faster so I can finally stay (ohhhhhhh........) On this journey and quest of mine I'll find a way to get it with much less time What do I do and where do I start On my journey to discover my cutie mark? If time is money and pain is gain then I will endure these silly games Either way I'll discover my mark today (na na na.........)

    Oh Sweetie Belle

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 11, 2014 3:06


    Lyrics: The way you trot with your stride That lovely hair those beautiful eyes it Doesn't take a fool to realize That I've fallen, for your clever disguise Oh sweetie belle yeah Will take for me to get to you Oh sweetie bell yeah My heart's forever true What will it take for me to plant that seed of love, deep inside your mind And steal your breath away from you Sugar cube you're the apple of my eye Another sharp thorn in my soft side Because just the thought of you is enough to drive me crazy And send me singing through the night Oh sweetie belle yeah Will take for me to get to you Oh sweetie bell yeah My heart's forever true What will it take for me to plant that seed of love, deep inside your mind And steal your breath away from you Well I know that I'm deeply in love and that may sound insane But girl without you in my life I could never be the same And if you are my Rarity then I am your Spike So give me just one chance to show that I can love and treat you right Oh sweetie belle yeah Will take for me to get to you Oh sweetie bell yeah My heart's forever true What will it take for me to plant that seed of love, deep inside your mind And steal your breath away from you

    Don't mine at night (pony parody)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 7, 2014 2:32


    Lyrics: Got my sword with Sharpness II. Look, that Zombie's got one too! (What?!) Out of bread, what do I do? I'm low on hearts, this is my doom. I don't even have a tool. Come on Button, play it cool. Though I'm here to fight for you I'm biting more than I can chew. My life flashes by through that Ender Eye I'm scared. Oh well. And I'm pretty sure there's a big Creeper right there! ...(Oh Dang). Don't mine at night. I know you're lookin' at that cave And you're feelin' kinda brave Go to bed you'll be alright Don't mine at night. Don't go deeper, make a change. Get that gold and get away, Zombies wanna' eat our brains. Don't mine at night. I'll fight away the skeletons While you're looking for diamonds They're getting closer, better run. Don't mine at night. No, this won't be our final day. Take my hoof we'll find a way-ay a-woah-oh. Don't mine at night. I turn a sec, you're getting shot. Then jump through a portal, well, why not?! When I think it can't get worse An Ender herd shows up, of course! Now you say you need Glowstone, And want to mine it on your own. Then to save you from the lava I fall in, I should have known. This is the last time I try to be your light. I failed. So bad. I lost all my stuff It was really tough That's it! (Rage quit!) Don't mine at night. I know you're lookin' at that cave And you're feelin' kinda brave. Go to bed you'll be alright. Don't mine at night. Don't go deeper, make a change. Get that gold and get away, Zombies wanna' eat your brains. Don't mine at night. Please don't get caught by skeletons while you're looking for diamonds. They're getting closer, better run. Don't mine at night. No, this won't be your final day Hold on tight I'm on my way-ay a-woah-oh. Don't mine at night.

    Tropical Octav3

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 3, 2014 2:21


    Lyrics: You may call it crash, I call it a fly in Here to perform on this desert-ed island 
Jealous, cause I leave a pony smilin'?
 You need to chill, cause you knowin' who I am 

Out here, no cell phone service 
With a blank stare, it don't serve its purpose
 Not worthless, look under the surface
 Clear blue sea and these ponies are shirtless

 Spectacular, you don't speak tree
 The vernacular, you. know it beats me;
 Never mastered words, it isn't easy.
 Leave a wreck afterwards, so Tavi please please 
 I need a beat- we need an atlas, 
I need a drink, but we're rather mapless
 At an impasse- pass me the track list Trackless in fact, though I lack this, I blast this. 

Not known to be patient 
So far from home- from our Equestrian nation
 Miss the standing ovation
 Miss the lights and the stage: what a grand innovation 

Pain is bass: heavy, I drop it
 Smile in place, don't know you got it
 Don't always get what you're hopin' for
 More worry than a bat with a Jokermort

 But we're still breathing 
And the sunset is setting so sweetly this evening.
 Know you're thinking of leaving,
 But though it seems hopeless, I hope you believe me. 

It's an issue not insurmountable
 Never was a test, no one holds you accountable, 
Can't advance in life without a little stressin',
 And though worry defeats, let me teach you a lesson

 Life is full of problems- life is full of hurtin'- 
But it's hardest to solve when your mind isn't certain
 That you're on the right path, right track- what's that? 
don't know where we are, but I know where we're at. 

Gallop-agos Islands, I'm here with you
 Don't pick sides when it's only we two 
Don't brood, what did I do?
 You're my best friend, there's no need to argue! 

To have a good time I don't need your permission, 
But time'll crawl by when's work's inefficient. 
know that you're raring to go and get fishin'. 
But, Tavi, Tavi, stop and just listen!

 We'll carry on cause somebody gets you,
 So sing your song and the melody will let you
 Get your worries gone know Celest'll bless you.
 New day will dawn and we'll focus on our rescue 1 2 3 Tavi dance with me!
 Though we're lost at sea the best is 
just no way to be, come on let's 
take things slow
 help is on its way I know so 
we've know where to go! Call it crash, or call it a fly in 
Here to perform on this desert-ed island 
Jealous, cause I leave a pony smilin'? 
You need to chill, cause you know just who I am

 Out here, no cell phone service 
With a blank stare, it don't serve its purpose 
Not worthless, look under the surface 
Clear blue sea and these ponies are shirtless.

    Griffin Village (Winter)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 31, 2014 3:32


    Lyrics: I once saw you running from them what did they, do to you They turned you into a fool, but you are nobody's fool They took something special from you, something you would not release Shed your tears and let them freeze, shed your tears and let them freeze. They don't know you like I know you all those ponies are the same I swear I won't go away, I swear I won't go away There's a girl that I know Feathers as white as our winter's blanket of snow But I know, But I know Her heart is longing for someone to call her own But she's all alone, she's all alone Now the snow is getting heavy won't you please come back with me Won't you please come back with me, won't you please come back with me.

    Griffin Village (Autumn)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 30, 2014 3:42


    Lyrics: I know a mare, she knows me too The stunning Derpy Hooves, or Ditzy Doo If you've got a note she'll send it But don't you be mad when it's late by a couple minutes Nopony's perfect! Trot with me through the autumn leaves And keep close to stay warm Soon you'll see how much you mean to me Feelings I've never felt before The leaves grow bright and yellow Like her hair and eyes stay mellow There's something special 'bout that mare. I'd be a happy fellow If I could just say hello Have to be brave just don't be scared So trot with me through the autumn leaves And keep close to stay warm Soon you'll see how much you mean to me Feelings I've never felt before When I see her with her filly I know that I'll look silly I can't stop grinning ear to ear But when the air gets chilly the cuteness nearly kills me That mare deserves mother of the year! So trot with me through the autumn leaves and keep close to stay warm soon you'll see how much you mean to me Feelings I've never felt before Feelings that I've never felt before! I know a mare Whose mind is free You know you're special at least to me They will say what they want and still be mean What's next for you? That's to be seen

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    Griffin Village (Spring)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 30, 2014 5:36


    Lyrics: I saw you kicking apple trees, I wondered why The apples fell, but not the leaves I came to you, my voice was soft. You asked,"Is there something wrong?" "Yes" I said, but "no" I thought Hold you close to me The apple of my eye Just give me a chance And together we will lie Underneath the trees wind blowing overhead Knowing how we feel So nothing more is said You saw me looking at the sky, you asked me how how it felt, to really fly I'd take you there, up off the ground, but I like it here "Here" has you, and you I've found. Hold you close to me The apple of my eye Just give me a chance And together we will lie Underneath the trees wind blowing overhead Knowing how we feel So nothing more is said Knowing how we feel So nothing more is said I came to you, my voice was soft. You asked,"Is there something wrong?" "no" I said, and "no" I thought You asked me if I feel alone, on the ground if I have you, I'm right at home

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