Poddy Mouth

Lubbock is a city in northwest Texas known as the birthplace of rock ’n’ roll legend Buddy Holly. The Buddy Holly Center celebrates his life and music with artifacts and mementos. Nearby is the West Texas Walk of Fame, with a statue of Holly and plaques honoring musicians from the region. The Museum of Texas Tech University houses millions of objects of art, history and paleontology, plus the Moody Planetarium.Season 1 - Episode 2

Episode 37 (Season 3 Episode 8)Dear Everyone,      This is it. The end of the times. This is our last transmission. Please keep our legacy alive by streaming our podcast from your bunkers. We may be dead but we will live forever in the minds of thousands. Especially Neylan, who will always cherish his time as our intern.     But for real, everyone calm the fuck down and just be safe. Stop fucking buying all the toilet paper and hand sanitizer you selfish asswipes. Wash your hands and don't go in large groups. We will see you in a bit, a more in-depth update will come at some time this week. Enjoy your spring break.      - Love, Bart.   

Episode 36 (Season 3 Episode 7)         Dear Everyone,         For once this whole "post on Tuesday" bullshit is Seth's fault. Listen to the podcast where he admits it! But seriously, we are about as on time as a Seth's period (which is always late) and I continuously apologize for that. We will fix this fake fix soon, I promise.       Also, the audio of the opening is a bit fucked up because Seth's mic failed us at the end. It totally sounds like I took random audio of Seth and threw it in - which I totally did. Let's just be thankful that we even have technology in the first place though. I mean fuck the Amish right? It;s not like they are going to read this.      - Love, Bart

Episode 35 (Season 3 Episode 6)         Dear Everyone,      The whole bullshit with the hidden word throughout the podcast was just to annoy Seth but Kyle and I had no clue what we were doing. You'll know what I'm talking about at the the end of the episode if - IF - you read this. If not, then what the hell guys? I bust my ass writing these beautiful, heartfelt notes.         Also, it was a late night recording and Seth had to go so sadly we had to cut it short. Hence the name "Half Eaten" Cow. But Kyle (and us of course) will be back next week and we will finish this shit properly. Also Adrianne if you are reading this, I apologize for being snarky earlier - I love you.      - Love, Bart.

Episode 34 (Season 3 Episode 5)     Dear Everyone,    Just when you thought I would get back to posting these on time nothing was posted at all. Wow what a upsetting turn of events. Funny enough, our last 3 episodes almost doubled in listens - y'all must of missed us. We can feel the love. We love you too.     Speaking of love, this episode is actually all about Valentine's Day. WHich was awkward because the actual Sunday it should of been posted would have already been past the actual holiday and now it's way past so it isn't super relevant. But here is the thing, love will always win. Even against the evil hate that exists in this world (because of the San Mo Show.)- Love, Bart.

Episode 33 (Season 3 Episode 4)   Dear Everyone,    This one came out on a Sunday for a change! Praise the Lord! This episode is the epitome of a "descent into madness" but it is a very fun ride to go on. Andrew Fostvelt single handedly carries the entire episode on his back with his unlimited charm and suaveness. What would we do without him? (He sponsored us to say this.)     I would also like to mention that I studied up about Filipino culture after this episode purely to spite Andrew. I can now find the country on a big map of the world (within my first three guesses) and would like recognition for being an ally. Also Andrew's stepmother doesn't actually have the Coronavirus, she just coughs around Andrew so he will leave.     - Love, Bart.

Episode 32 (Season 3 Episode 3)  Dear Everyone,  I'll be completely honest. The audio shit the bed so I had to manually go in and fix the entire one hour podcast hence the two day delay. I know back to back Tuesday releases suck as much ass as Seth does, but it ends here. I promise. Next week's episode is already recorded and edited - hallelujah. This podcasting shit is hard.  On this episode we rehash guests (Jake & Bahn return as hilarious as ever) and we rehash topics (We talk a lot about catfishing again) but what we don't rehash is spirit. Not only are we proud to be podcasters, Seth & I are proud to be Americans. "I mean, 'Rock, Flag & Eagle,' right Charlie?" Happy late Super Bowl episode & Fuck Kansas City.  - Love, Bart.

Episode 31 (Season 3 Episode 2)  Dear Everyone,  I know it's Tuesday night - two days late for the usual podcast time. I'm sorry. For the few who didn't know, on Sunday Kobe Bryant, his daughter Gianna, and seven other people (some of which were families too) died in a freak helicopter crash. It hit the entire world with a sudden thump and as I'm sure many of you were also, Seth & I were taken very aback by how impacted we were. Posting the podcast became a non existent focus on that day and yesterday I was busy with school. Again, I apologize.   On this episode we talk about the death of Mr. Peanut and a lot about basketball, if we say anything that could no be deemed insensitive, please let us know and I will fix it. We started this podcast to laugh along with our friends, hoping to include all of you guys as part of that group - and in light of recent events, we couldn't be more thankful for all your support every week. Work harder very day & hug your loved ones. Thank you. - Love, Bart.

Episode 30 (Season 3 Premiere)Dear Everyone,Welcome to the Season 3 premiere of the Poddy Mouth Podcast! If you normally read these descriptions it's just a wikipedia definition of a dumb word (because doing that is both easy and stupid - like Seth's dating life), but out of attempting to legitimize the podcast, I will now be writing a whole ass paragraph. Now don't get me wrong, it will still be dumb and pointless but at least this time it will be dumb, pointless & personal to each episode.I am currently sitting in a McDonald's in Round Rock, Texas. I ordered a McFlurry but the machine was broken (I thought that was just a Twitter joke but alas it is not) so instead I got iced coffee. I fucking hate iced coffee.Fin.- Love, Bart.

A birthday is the anniversary of the birth of a person, or figuratively of an institution. Birthdays of people are celebrated in numerous cultures, often with birthday gifts, birthday cards, a birthday party, or a rite of passage. Many religions celebrate the birth of their founders or religious figures with special holidays (e.g. Christmas, Mawlid, Buddha's Birthday, and Krishna Janmashtami).  Guest: Brennon  Season 2 - Episode 19  Season Finale

Pee-wee Herman is a comic fictional character created and portrayed by American comedian Paul Reubens. He is best known for his two television series and film series during the 1980s. The childlike Pee-wee Herman character developed as a stage act that quickly led to an HBO special in 1981. As the stage performance gained further popularity, Reubens took the character to motion picture with Pee-wee's Big Adventure in 1985, toning down the adult innuendo for the appeal of children. This paved the way for Pee-wee's Playhouse, an Emmy Award-winning children's series that ran on CBS from 1986 to 1991. Another film, Big Top Pee-wee, was released in 1988, and after a lengthy hiatus, a third film, Pee-wee's Big Holiday, was released by Netflix in 2016.  Season 2 - Episode 18

Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed is a 2004 American live-action/computer-animated family horror comedy film, based on the animated television series. It is the second installment in the Scooby-Doo live-action film series and a sequel to 2002's Scooby-Doo, and was directed by Raja Gosnell, written by James Gunn and released by Warner Bros. Pictures. The film stars Freddie Prinze Jr., Sarah Michelle Gellar, Linda Cardellini, Matthew Lillard, Seth Green, Tim Blake Nelson, Peter Boyle and Alicia Silverstone, with Neil Fanning reprising his role as the voice of Scooby-Doo. The film received mainly negative reviews and failed to meet studio projections, earning $181.5 million from a $25 million budget. Its poor reception resulted in a planned third film being canceled.Guests: KoriSeason 2 - Episode 17

Bratz is an American product line of fashion dolls and merchandise manufactured by MGA Entertainment and created by Carter Bryant. Four original 10-inch dolls were released in 2001—Yasmin, Cloe, Jade, and Sasha. They featured almond-shaped eyes adorned with eyeshadow, and lush, glossy lips. Bratz reached great success and the original line of dolls was expanded with a number of spin-offs like Bratz Kidz and Bratz Babyz, as well as media featuring the Bratz characters, including a web series, movie, TV series, music albums, and video games. In 2005, global sales were two billion dollars and, by 2006, Bratz had about forty percent of the fashion-doll market.  Guests: Adrianne & Neylan  Season 2 - Episode 16

Johnnie Lee Cochran Jr. (October 2, 1937 – March 29, 2005) was a high-profile lawyer and civil activist best known for his leadership role in the defense and criminal acquittal of O.J. Simpson for the murder of his ex-wife Nicole Brown Simpson and her friend Ron Goldman. He defended his client with rhymes like "if it doesn't fit, you must acquit!"  Guests: George  Season 2 - Episode 15

Vatican City, officially Vatican City State (Italian: Stato della Città del Vaticano; Latin: Status Civitatis Vaticanae), is an independent city-state enclaved within Rome, Italy. Established with the Lateran Treaty (1929), it is distinct from, yet under "full ownership, exclusive dominion, and sovereign authority and jurisdiction" of the Holy See (Latin: Sancta Sedes). With an area of 44 hectares (110 acres), and a population of about 1,000, it is the smallest sovereign state in the world by both area and population.  Guests: Jen and Lindsey  Season 2 - Episode 14

Buttocks (singular: buttock) are two rounded portions of the anatomy, located on the posterior of the pelvic region of primates (including humans), and many other bipeds or quadrupeds, and comprise a layer of fat superimposed on the gluteus maximus and gluteus medius muscles. The two gluteus maximus muscles stabilise the hip joint and are the largest muscles in the entire human body; responsible for propelling the entire body forward when running and walking, ensuring the proper functioning of the entire leg. Physiologically, the buttocks enable weight to be taken off the feet while sitting. In many cultures, they play a role in sexual attraction. There are several connotations of buttocks in art, fashion, culture and humor, and the English language is replete with many popular synonyms that range from polite colloquialisms ("posterior", "backside" or "bottom") to vulgar slang ("arse," "ass," "bum," "butt," "booty," "prat"). In humans the buttocks are located between the lower back and the perineum.  Guests: Cleveland & Neylan  Season 2 - Episode 13

Michigan is a state in the Great Lakes and Midwestern regions of the United States. The state's name, Michigan, originates from the Ojibwe word mishigamaa, meaning "large water" or "large lake". With a population of about 10 million, Michigan is the tenth most populous of the 50 United States, with the 11th most extensive total area, and is the largest state by total area east of the Mississippi River. Its capital is Lansing, and its largest city is Detroit. Metro Detroit is among the nation's most populous and largest metropolitan economies.  Guest: Kyle  Season 2 - Episode 12

Wheelchair basketball is basketball played by people with varying physical disabilities that disqualify them from playing an able-bodied sport. These include spina bifida, birth defects, cerebral palsy, paralysis due to accident, amputations (of the legs, or other parts), and many other disabilities. The International Wheelchair Basketball Federation (IWBF) is the governing body for this sport. It is recognized by the International Paralympic Committee (IPC) as the sole competent authority in wheelchair basketball worldwide. FIBA has recognized IWBF under Article 53 of its General Statutes.  Guests: Neylan & Brennon  Season 2 - Episode 11

Speech disorders or speech impediments are a type of communication disorder where 'normal' speech is disrupted. This can mean stuttering, lisps, etc. Someone who is unable to speak due to a speech disorder is considered mute. Season 2 - Episode 10

Love encompasses a range of strong and positive emotional and mental states, from the most sublime virtue or good habit, the deepest interpersonal affection and to the simplest pleasure. An example of this range of meanings is that the love of a mother differs from the love of a spouse, which differs from the love of food. Most commonly, love refers to a feeling of strong attraction and emotional attachment. Love is also considered to be a virtue representing human kindness, compassion, and affection, as "the unselfish loyal and benevolent concern for the good of another". It may also describe compassionate and affectionate actions towards other humans, one's self or Davis.  Guests: Davis & Jake  Season 2 - Episode 9

Texas A&M University is a public research university founded in 1876 and located in College Station, Texas. In 1948, Texas A&M University became the founding member of the Texas A&M University System. As of 2017, Texas A&M's student body is the largest in Texas and the second largest in the United States. Texas A&M's designation as a land, sea, and space grant institution–the only university in Texas to hold all three designations–reflects a range of research with ongoing projects funded by organizations such as the National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA), the National Institutes of Health, the National Science Foundation, and the Office of Naval Research. In 2001, Texas A&M was inducted as a member of the Association of American Universities. The school's students, alumni—over 450,000 strong—and sports teams are known as Aggies. The Texas A&M Aggies athletes compete in 18 varsity sports as a member of the Southeastern Conference.  Guests: Neylan & Andres  Season 2 - Episode 8

Hentai is anime and manga pornography. In the Japanese language, however, "hentai" is not a genre of media but any type of perverse or bizarre sexual desire or act. The word is short for hentai seiyoku (変態性欲), a perverse sexual desire. The original meaning of hentai in the Japanese language is a transformation or metamorphosis. The implication of perversion or paraphilia was derived from there. Both meanings can be distinguished in context easily.   Guests: Matty B & Beto O'Rourke  Season 2 - Episode 7

Kosher foods are those that conform to the Jewish dietary regulations of kashrut (dietary law), primarily derived from Leviticus and Deuteronomy. Food that may be consumed according to halakha (law) is termed kosher (/ˈkoʊʃər/) in English, from the Ashkenazi pronunciation of the Hebrew term kashér (כָּשֵׁר), meaning "fit" (in this context, fit for consumption). Food that is not in accordance with law is called treif (/treɪf/; Yiddish: טרײף‎, derived from Hebrew: טְרֵפָה‎ trāfáh) meaning "torn."  Season 2 - Episode 6

Thanos is a fictional supervillain appearing in American comic books published by Marvel Comics. The character, created by writer/artist Jim Starlin, first appeared in The Invincible Iron Man #55 (cover dated February 1973). Thanos is one of the most powerful villains in the Marvel Universe and has clashed with many heroes including the Avengers, the Guardians of the Galaxy, the Fantastic Four, and the X-Men. The character appeared in the Marvel Cinematic Universe, portrayed by Damion Poitier in The Avengers (2012) and by Josh Brolin in Guardians of the Galaxy (2014), Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015), Avengers: Infinity War (2018), and Avengers: Endgame (2019) through voice and motion capture. The character has also appeared in various comic adaptations, including animated television series and video games.  Guests: Lucas & Hayden  Season 2 - Episode 5

Sausage Party is a 2016 American-Canadian adult computer-animated black comedy film directed by Greg Tiernan and Conrad Vernon and written by Kyle Hunter, Ariel Shaffir, Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg from a story by Rogen, Goldberg and Jonah Hill. It stars the voices of Rogen, Kristen Wiig, Hill, Bill Hader, Michael Cera, James Franco, Danny McBride, Craig Robinson, Paul Rudd, Nick Kroll, David Krumholtz, Edward Norton and Salma Hayek. A parody of Disneyand Pixar films, the film centers on an anthropomorphic sausage named Frank living in a supermarket, who discovers the truth about his existence and goes on a journey with his friends to escape their fate while also facing his nemesis, a psychopathic douche who wants to kill him and his friends. The film's animation was handled by Canada-based Nitrogen Studios.  Guest: Geebz  Season 2 - Episode 4

Slenderman is a fictional supernatural character that originated as a creepypastaInternet meme created by Something Awful forums user Eric Knudsen (also known as "Victor Surge") in 2009. He is depicted as a thin, unnaturally tall humanoid with a featureless head and face and wearing a black suit.  Guests: Adrianne, Alaina & Avery  Season 2 - Episode 3

Twitter (/ˈtwɪtər/) is an American online microblogging and social networking service on which users post and interact with messages known as "tweets". Tweets were originally restricted to 140 characters, but on November 7, 2017, this limit was doubled to 280 for all languages except Chinese, Japanese, and Korean. Registered userscan post, like, and retweet tweets, but unregistered users can only read them. Users access Twitter through its website interface, through Short Message Service (SMS) or its mobile-device application software ("app"). Twitter, Inc. is based in San Francisco, California, and has more than 25 offices around the world.  Guests: Jake & Kyle  Season 2 - Episode 2

Homicide is the act of one human killing another. A homicide requires only a volitional act by another person that results in death, and thus a homicide may result from accidental, reckless, or negligent acts even if there is no intent to cause harm. Homicides can be divided into many overlapping legal categories, including murder, manslaughter, justifiable homicide, killing in war (either following the laws of war or as a war crime), euthanasia, and capital punishment, depending on the circumstances of the death. These different types of homicides are often treated very differently in human societies; some are considered crimes, while others are permitted or even ordered by the legal system.  Guests: Neylan & Bahn  Season 2 - Episode 1

Aladdin is a 1992 American animated musical fantasy film produced by Walt Disney Feature Animation and released by Walt Disney Pictures. The film is the 31st Disney animated feature film, and was the fourth produced during the Disney film era known as the Disney Renaissance. It was produced and directed by Ron Clements and John Musker, and is based on the Arabic folktale of the same name from the One Thousand and One Nights. The voice cast features Scott Weinger, Robin Williams, Linda Larkin, Jonathan Freeman, Frank Welker, Gilbert Gottfried and Douglas Seale. The film follows Aladdin, an Arabian street urchin, who finds a magic lamp containing a genie. In order to hide the lamp from the Grand vizier, he disguises himself as a wealthy prince, and tries to impress the Sultan and his daughter.  Season 1 - Episode 10

Restroom is a euphemism for a public toilet, in a publicly accessible location, or less frequently a toilet room, in a private residence. Different dialects use "bathroom" and "restroom" (American English), "bathroom" and "washroom" (Canadian English), and "WC" (an initialism for "water closet"), "lavatory" and its abbreviation "lav" (British English). Euphemisms for the toilet that bear no direct reference to the activities of urination and defecation are ubiquitous in modern Western languages, reflecting a general attitude of unspeakability about such bodily function. As the euphemism, "restroom" has come to be associated with the actual function of the toilet, further euphemisms such as "powder room" and "lounge" have been constructed to avoid using the word "restroom" itself.  Season 1 - Episode 9

Infectious mononucleosis (IM, mono), also known as glandular fever, is an infection usually caused by the Epstein–Barr virus (EBV). Most people are infected by the virus as children, when the disease produces few or no symptoms. In young adults, the disease often results in fever, sore throat, enlarged lymph nodes in the neck, and tiredness. Most people recover in two to four weeks; however, feeling tired may last for months.The liveror spleen may also become swollen, and in less than one percent of cases splenic rupture may occur.  Season 1 - Episode 8

Platonic love (often lower-cased as platonic) is a type of love, or close relationship, that is non-romantic. It is named after Greek philosopher Plato, though the philosopher never used the term himself. Platonic love as devised by Plato concerns rising through levels of closeness to wisdom and true beauty from carnal attraction to individual bodies to attraction to souls, and eventually, union with the truth. This is the ancient, philosophical interpretation. Platonic love is contrasted with romantic love.  Season 1 - Episode 7

Jesus (c. 4 BC – c. AD 30 / 33), also referred to as Jesus of Nazareth and Jesus Christ, was a first-century Jewishpreacher and religious leader. He is the central figure of Christianity. Most Christians believe he is the incarnation of God the Son and the awaited Messiah (Christ) prophesied in the Old Testament.  Season 1 - Episode 6

In law, a minor is a person under a certain age, usually the age of majority, which legally demarcates childhood from adulthood. The age of majority depends upon jurisdiction and application, but it is generally 18. Minor may also be used in contexts that are unconnected to the overall age of majority. For example, the drinking age in the United States is usually 21, and younger people are sometimes called minors in the context of alcohol law, even if they are at least 18. The term underage often refers to those under the age of majority, but it may also refer to persons under a certain age limit, such as the drinking age, smoking age, age of consent, marriageable age, driving age, voting age, etc. Such age limits are often different from the age of majority.  Season 1 - Episode 5

Banging is principally the insertion and thrusting of the penis, usually when erect, into the vagina for sexual pleasure, reproduction, or both. This is also known as vaginal intercourse or vaginal sex. Other forms of penetrative sexual intercourse include anal sex (penetration of the anus by the penis), oral sex (penetration of the mouth by the penis or oral penetration of the female genitalia), fingering (sexual penetration by the fingers), and penetration by use of a dildo (especially a strap-on dildo). These activities involve physical intimacy between two or more individuals and are usually used among humans solely for physical or emotional pleasure and can contribute to human bonding.  Season 1 - Episode 4

Willard Carroll Smith Jr. (born September 25, 1968) is an American actor, rapper and media personality. In April 2007, Newsweek called him "the most powerful actor in Hollywood". Smith has been nominated for five Golden Globe Awards and two Academy Awards, and has won four Grammy Awards.  Season 1 - Episode 3

Failure is the state or condition of not meeting a desirable or intended objective, and may be viewed as the opposite of success. Product failure ranges from failure to sell the product to fracture of the product, in the worst cases leading to personal injury, the province of forensic engineering.  Guests: Ethan & Andrew  Season 1 - Episode 1