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What is the stuff of life? Our experiences? Our friends and families? A man with two penises? Smut is a podcast that incorporates it all. Join Lisa and Michelle as they find the hilarious in everything from the everyday to the truly bizarre and everything in between.

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    • Oct 13, 2022 LATEST EPISODE
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    The Classy Episode

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 13, 2022 35:58


    In the Season 5 opener, we're going classy. We talk about high fashion - a hat that will get you fucked, high art from the 60's,   a new snack from Lithuania, and the best/worst song to add to your sex playlist.  Support us on Patreon Or Buy us a Coffee: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/smut Follow us on Twitter or on Instagram Buy or merch!  

    Pride, Face Orgies and Unusual Sex Injuries

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 30, 2022 40:12


    In the Season 4 Finale, Lisa goes to her very first Pride weekend. We look at what happens on your face and you don't even know it. Also, can a good orgasm cause temporary blindness? Even though it's our last episode of the season we'll make bonus episodes and content: Support us on Patreon Or Buy us a Coffee: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/smut Follow us on Twitter or on Instagram Buy or merch!  

    Dildo University, Car Sex, and Winning the Lottery

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 23, 2022 36:09


    It's our second last episode of the season! Have you ever thought of going back to school for higher education? Maybe you will after you hear about Dildo University. Have you ever had sex in a car? If you got HPV in a car, you could be entitled to compensation. Also, we discuss a man who picked up his lottery winning in disguise.  Follow us on Twitter or on Instagram Buy or merch! For More Exclusive Content: Support us on Patreon Or Buy us a Coffee: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/smut

    Vacation Sex, Sex History, and Sexy Zodiac Signs

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 16, 2022 37:52


    As we approach the end of our season we talk about having sex on vacation,  the origins of the most popular sex position, and can you tell how good you are in bed just by your Zodiac sign? Follow us on Twitter or on Instagram Buy or merch! For More Exclusive Content: Support us on Patreon Or Buy us a Coffee: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/smut

    Cyber Flashing, Consent and Forbidden Love

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 9, 2022 34:20


    Today's episode is another potpourri episode with a variety of topics. We discuss cyber flashing (yes, it's a thing), a new type of condom that needs both people to open, and we discuss forbidden love (AKA-incest).  Follow us on Twitter or on Instagram Buy or merch! For More Exclusive Content: Support us on Patreon Or Buy us a Coffee: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/smut

    Sex Auras, Sex on the Job, and Sexual Fasting

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 4, 2022 29:01


    Do you believe in auras? What about sexual auras? There are some jobs that you should probably focus on instead of having sex, we talk about an air traffic controller who couldn't help himself. And is sexual fasting just another word for a dry spell?    

    Dick Arms, Labia Enhancements, and Bigger

    Play Episode Listen Later May 26, 2022 37:08


    Today we discuss a man whose penis fell off and had a new one regrown on his arm (science!). There is a new trend among some women to have a puffy labia. And men, do you ever feel your balls are too small? Well, there's a solution to that.  Follow us on Twitter or on Instagram Buy or merch! For More Exclusive Content: Support us on Patreon Or Buy us a Coffee: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/smut

    Sex Yachts, Banging at Music Festivals and the A-Spot.

    Play Episode Listen Later May 19, 2022 39:45


    We look into the lives of the uber-wealthy and what goes on in their sordid, yacht-filled lives. Plus we offer some tips to hook up at a summer music festival. You've heard of the G-Spot, how about the A-Spot? It might be even harder to find (sorry guys).  Follow us on Twitter or on Instagram Buy or merch! For More Exclusive Content: Support us on Patreon Or Buy us a Coffee: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/smut

    Death by Sex!

    Play Episode Listen Later May 12, 2022 38:13


    We discuss people killed by cock, by the other kind of cock and by big butts. Imagine having the most mind-blowing orgasm...and then dying? How would you want to go out? Follow us on Twitter or on Instagram Buy or merch! For More Exclusive Content: Support us on Patreon Or Buy us a Coffee: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/smut

    The BJ Cafe, A Shocking New Treatment for Premature Ejaculation and the Perfect A**hole

    Play Episode Listen Later May 5, 2022 38:17


    Today we travel around the world, we discuss a cafe in Switzerland where you can get bj with your breakfast, then in Beirut they found a solution for premature ejaculation and finally we go to Florida where a man found a way to show his love for veterans, by providing haircuts and bjs. Plus we talk about a contest looking for the world's best a**hole.  Follow us on Twitter or on Instagram Buy or merch! For More Exclusive Content: Support us on Patreon Or Buy us a Coffee: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/smut

    Post-Nut Clarity, Am I the A**hole? and Bad Decisions

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 28, 2022 39:29


    Do you believe in post-nut clarity? Lisa and Michelle look into the phenomenon and then examine some terrible decisions in history. Could they have been improved by nutting? Maybe. Also, they delve into the AITA subreddit and find out who the asshole really is! Follow us on Twitter or on Instagram Buy or merch! Support us on Patreon Or Buy us a Coffee: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/smut

    Left Handed Sex Toys, Catching Catfish, and help with Deep Throating

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 21, 2022 35:38


    Are left-handed sex toys a thing? We discover a new service that will help with catching catfish. Also, do you need something that will change your deep-throating world? Well, we have your solution in today's episode! Follow us on Twitter or on Instagram Support us through any of these means and join our group Zoom call on April 27 at 7 pm EST: Buy or merch! Support us on Patreon Or Buy us a Coffee: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/smut

    Ethical Non-Monagamy, Walks of Shame and Holding in Gas

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 14, 2022 34:53


    Today we answer a listener's question on Ethical Non-Monagamy, Lisa and Michelle share a walk of shame story, plus we learn of a woman hospitalized because she couldn't fart around her new boyfriend. Plus, we've launched a merch store! Buy or merch! Follow us on Twitter or on Instagram For more exclusive and behind the scenes content support us on Patreon Or Buy us a Coffee: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/smut

    Impotency Solutions and an upcoming trip to VEGAS!

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 7, 2022 26:24


    Today's episode is short and sweet. In the lead-up to Smut Lisa's birthday, we talk about a woman's unique solution to solve her partner's impotency (don't try this at home!) and we talk about having a meet-up in Las Vegas. But in order for that to happen we need your support: Follow us on Twitter or on Instagram For more exclusive and behind the scenes content support us on Patreon Or Buy us a Coffee: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/smut

    Smut Dubs a Porno, Spanking and the Power of the Mind

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 31, 2022 35:48


    On a very special episode of Smut, we dub a vintage German porn into English! Plus we look at cats that like their haunches being smacked (sorry, the pussy spanking was a bit deceiving), plus we look the power of the mind to affect our bodies.  Follow us on Twitter or on Instagram For more exclusive and behind the scenes content, including the video of our porn dub, support us on Patreon Or Buy us a Coffee and get a link to the video: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/smut  

    Strange Sex Deaths, How Good is Your Dick and Wizard of Oz Who'd Ya Do?

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 24, 2022 37:00


    We look at more people who died having sex. We asked for listeners to send us their dick pics along with their rating last season and today Lisa and Michelle give their rating when they play How Good is Your Dick? We also play an odd version of Who'd Ya Do? Follow us on Twitter or on Instagram For more exclusive and behind the scenes content, including the full HGiYD reaction video, support us on Patreon

    A History of Smut, World Records, An Interview with Norma Stitz and Smut Terry's Porn Doppelgänger

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 17, 2022 51:02


    We look into the history of Smut, and we examine some entries in the Guinness Book of World Records because we have an interview with Annie Hawkins-Turner, AKA Norma Stitz, the woman with the worlds largest natural breasts (102 ZZZ). Plus, we found Smut Terry's porn dopplegänger! Find Norma on Instagram: @mznormastitztherealtitqueen Twitter: @MZNORMASTITZ or visit her website: https://106zzznormastitz.com Follow us on Twitter or on Instagram For more exclusive and behind the scenes content, support us on Patreon  

    Small Dick Humiliation, Unusual Sexual Arousals and an Interview with Naked News' Marina Valmont

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 10, 2022 50:49


    Michelle and Lisa talk about being asked to humiliate a man's small penis, they find new and unusual things people are aroused by and we talk with Naked News' Marina Valmont about nudism, travel, love, sex and more! Visit her at marinavalmont.com follow her on Twitter and Instagram: @MarinaValmont Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/SmutPodcast Follow us on Intagram: https://www.instagram.com/smutpodcast/ For more exclusive and behind the scenes content, support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/smutpodcast Or Buy us a Coffee: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/smut

    Sex Gun, The Masturbation Divide, and Modern Living Arrangements

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 3, 2022 48:32


    Today we look at a new sex toy, the Theragun, we learn about the masturbation divide between men and women, plus we look at L.A.T. (living alone together). Plus we have a short interview with our Patron, @Charlton_Tod (on Twitter), where he tells us about his sex toy, The Handy.   Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/SmutPodcast Follow us on Intagram: https://www.instagram.com/smutpodcast/ For more exclusive and behind the scenes content, support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/smutpodcast Or Buy us a Coffee: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/smut

    Would You Rather, Dangerous Games and an Only Fans Year-In-Reviews

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 24, 2022 45:07


    Today we get to learn a bit more about our hosts by playing a game of Would You Rather? We look at some of the most dangerous games played in human history and who were the top earners on Only Fans in 2021? Was it Lisa and Michelle? You have to listen to find out (spoiler alert, it wasn't)! Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/SmutPodcast Follow us on Intagram: https://www.instagram.com/smutpodcast/ For more exclusive and behind the scenes content, support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/smutpodcast Or Buy us a Coffee: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/smut

    Lady Lingerie Parties, Oral Sex Before the Main Event and Be Careful What You Post Online

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 17, 2022 37:21


    Would you stop oral if it was bad? We look at lingerie parties that are ladies only, and we talk about a woman who faced jail time for the pictures she posted online.  Also, if you want to hear the rest of the story about Michelle's friend who got a gigolo for her birthday, that'll be a bonus Patreon episode. https://www.patreon.com/smutpodcast Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/SmutPodcast Follow us on Intagram: https://www.instagram.com/smutpodcast/ Or Buy us a Coffee: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/smut

    The Poohpourri Episode

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 10, 2022 40:52


    Hey, sometimes shit happens, and sometimes those stories get told. This week's episode is a grab bag of topics - from the world's oldest mom to people who dub porn, different porn genres, breasts and plastic surgery gone wrong.  Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/SmutPodcast Follow us on Intagram: https://www.instagram.com/smutpodcast/ For more exclusive and behind the scenes content, support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/smutpodcast Or Buy us a Coffee: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/smut

    The T*t Episode!

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 3, 2022 39:30


    Today is all about tits - fake ones, real ones, which country has the biggest, what kind do Michelle and Lisa prefer? Plus,  what countries hate Valentine's Day?  Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/SmutPodcast Follow us on Intagram: https://www.instagram.com/smutpodcast/ For more exclusive and behind the scenes content, support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/smutpodcast Or Buy us a Coffee: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/smut

    Ballon Fetishes, Unusual Butt Plugs, and an Interview with Michelle's Strap-On

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 27, 2022 36:05


    Today we talk about Looners - people with balloon fetishes. What happens when you slip and fall on an artillery shell and it gets stuck you-know-where? Also, we have a very special guest, we have an exclusive interview with Smut Moe's Strap-On - Hans Skinflaute! Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/SmutPodcast Follow us on Intagram: https://www.instagram.com/smutpodcast/ For more exclusive and behind the scenes content, support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/smutpodcast Buy us a Coffee: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/smut  

    Taste in Men, Loud or quiet during sex, and weird promotions

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 20, 2022 29:17


    On today's episode Lisa quizzes Michelle about the type of man she likes to sleep with, is it better to be loud or quiet during sex, plus we find a man who decided to promote his tutoring business on Pornhub. 

    Strange Sexual Customs, Wedding Traditions and Our Wedding Nights!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 13, 2022 40:37


    Lisa and Michelle talk about strange sexual customs from around the world, and follow that up with some unusual global wedding traditions. We announce the winner of our custom episode contest and Lisa and Michelle 

    New Year, New Porn Pet Peeves, New Smut!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 6, 2022 39:06


    Happy New Year! Our gift to you is that Smut has gone weekly! In today's episode, we cover porn pet peeves, sexual mishaps and...nose erections? Plus we're holding a new contest where one lucky Patron will win a virtual dinner with Lisa and Michelle. Sign up here:  https://www.patreon.com/smutpodcast  

    The Christmas Spectacular!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 23, 2021 37:07


    It's probably too late to get any of these gifts for that special someone, but on today's episode we discuss a new male contraceptive device, a vibrator that speeds up as you do (however that works), VR Dating, and a Netflix watch party but for porn. Plus Lisa and Michelle discuss their favourite New Year's Eve experiences.

    Cum Queens, Cum Harvesting and More Facts

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 9, 2021 29:24


    Today we learn Smut Moe is a Cum Queen. Hypothetically speaking, if Smut Terry died in the middle of recording, how could Lisa and Michelle save his sperm? They also delve into more facts about cum, tune in, maybe you can learn something. 

    A Loophole for Cheating, Creative Dick Pics, and Deefs

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 25, 2021 37:55


    Do you have sexsomnia? Apparently it's a thing. Lisa and Michelle discuss the kind of dick pics they wouldn't mind receiving. You've heard of Queefs, what about the male equivalent, deefs?

    Awkward Sex Positions, Win a Custom Episode and an Interview with Florence Barkway

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 11, 2021 37:33


    Lisa and Michelle discuss sex positions that some women find uncomfortable, we have a new contest where you can win a personalized episode just for you, plus we have an interview with the wonderful Florence Barkway from Come Curious and the F**ks Given podcast. 

    Titcoin, More Male Sex Toys and Are Banks Controlling Your Wanks?

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 28, 2021 42:24


    Move over Bitcoin, there's a new cryptocurrency in town! Find out how banks are trying to control what kind of porn you can watch, and should sex toy designers give up on trying to do anything with guys' balls? Also, find out how you can win your very own customized episode in a new contest for November!

    The Spooky Sex Episode!

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 14, 2021 39:40


    Smut Lisa rents a haunted Air BnB for her anniversary, a man plans a threesome with two ghosts, and for some real horror, find out what happens when you glue your pee-hole shut instead of using a condom (don't try this at home!)

    The Three B‘s! (Balls, Bees & Big Dicks!)

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 30, 2021 56:16


    Forget the 3 Rs, on the Season 4 opener we're learning about the 3 Bs - Balls, Bees and Big Dicks! Can testicles taste? Do bees make you horny? Are you a size queen? They didn't teach you this in school. Join Lisa and Michelle for another great episode of Smut.

    Victoria's Secret, UFO Abductions and is Star Wars Sexy?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 1, 2021 47:00


    On the Season 3 finale, Michelle and Lisa look into the revamped Victoria's Secret, talk about sexy alien times and beyond the Princess Leia slave outfit, is Star Wars sexy? Also, how much would it cost to get Michelle to sit on a cake? Even though we're going on a hiatus after this episode, there's bonus content, episodes and events that will continue until we're back. We can only make the show with your support: https://www.patreon.com/smutpodcast  

    Slutty Tinder, Sex Ed and Bisexuals

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 17, 2021 50:55


    Lisa, Moe & Terry try writing their own Tinder profiles in advance of Slutty Summer, they reminisce on how awkward sex education was back in grade school and how it should be approached today, plus Michelle asks Terry some questions about his relationship with Lisa. 

    Key Parties, Slutty Summer, and Vintage Porn

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 3, 2021 66:42


    We look at the 21st century version of Key Parties, slutty summer in the wake of people getting vaccinated and society opening back up, naked events around the world and some vintage porn! 

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    International Orgies, Masturbation Breaks and Sad Nipples

    Play Episode Listen Later May 20, 2021 58:33


    Mark your calendars for the Lovesense International Orgy, a porn company introduces masturbation breaks at work, plus Lisa and Michelle play a round of would you rather with some unexpected results. Also, how do you know you have sad nipples?

    The Weird Episode!

    Play Episode Listen Later May 6, 2021 56:14


    In this episode we look at weird sex toys, weird things that can make you orgasm, weird relationships, weird jobs and more! This episode is dedicated to Smut Moe's mom, #RIPSmutMom. 

    The Dick Episode!

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 15, 2021 45:31


    We look at celebrity penis sizes, see if a dick pic foretold a major world event plus look at the sad trend of pollution causing smaller penis sizes. Plus we announce the winner of the DarkroomVR.com contest. And speaking of VR, a new company is venturing into smell-o-vision. 

    The Sex Toy Episode!

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 1, 2021 41:58


    Lisa and Michelle found some new sex toys, ordered other toys and gave their thoughts and a new product that can give the Balldo a run for its money. They discuss a masturbation survey and a woman with an unusual growth. 

    Pandemic Porn, an interview with Whatevah Amy, and New Sex Furniture

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 18, 2021 51:06


    Today we talk about the increase in the amount of Pandemic porn being made, we talk to Twitter's Whatevah Amy about growing a social media following, Only Fans, Implants and more! Plus we discuss a new type of sex furniture. 

    Sex Mishaps, New Toy Review and the Winner of the mylorals.com Contest

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 4, 2021 41:06


    Sex isn't all fun and orgasms, we look at some bizarre accidents that have happened during sex. We review some new quiet toys that you can use during solo time when you aren't alone at home, plus we read the winning entry of the mylorals.com contest. 

    The Flavour Episode!

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 19, 2021 59:01


    In the age of COVID pussy masks are now a thing, we talk flavoured condoms, glory holes and discuss a new sex garment. Also, we pit two local businesses against each other in the ultimate doughnut showdown - Glory Hole Doughuts vs. Lady Glaze Doughnuts!

    VR Porn, Ball Sex and Dick Ratings

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 4, 2021 40:10


    On this week's episode, Michelle and Lisa experience VR porn for the first time. They are introduced to Balldo the first wearable ball dildo for men. Also, the girls rate dicks.

    Hot! Hot! Hot! The Heat Episode.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 21, 2021 66:30


    We have a few games today, including a spicy Beanboozled challenge. We talk about different types of heat and places where spicy things should never go. Also, how do you cheat on a sex doll? It's our 5 years anniversary since we thought up of this podcast, so thanks for joining us for the ride!

    Cum Jars, Cum Boxes, Cum Socks, Virginity Parties and Expensive Sex Toys

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 24, 2020 54:24


    Everyone knows what a cum sock is, but what about a cum box or a cum jar? Lisa shows Michelle a $700 sex toy and may have accidentally bought it during the recording. Also, we discuss a virginity party in South Africa.

    How Old isThat Dick? Lady Virginity and an Interview with Two Girls One Mic - The Porncast

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 10, 2020 63:28


    Is it possible to guess the age of a man based on a dick pic? Well, today we're going to find out. Plus, Lisa's new girlfriend has never been with another woman (until now), and we interview Yvette D'entremont and Alice Vaughn from Two Girls One Mic - The Porncast.  If you want to play How Old is That Dick at home, the slideshow is available on our Patreon page at https://www.patreon.com/smutpodcast, see if you can beat Lisa and Michelle's score. 

    The Porn Episode!

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 26, 2020 47:59


    We look at porn viewing habits in the lead-up to the election, women's porn viewing habits and the daughter of a famous director goes into porn. 

    An Interview with Amberly Rothfield, Faulty Chastity Cages and Pegging Advice

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 12, 2020 47:46


    We interview author, business consultant and Phone Sex Operator extraordinaire, Amberly Rothfield, Michelle gives a friend some pegging advice and we discuss the latest in chastity cage technology. 

    Hucow, Retro Sex Trends and the Genetics of Fetishes

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 1, 2020 51:27


    How now huwcow! This episode is just before our very first virtual meet & greet! Michelle enlightens us about an 80s trend modernized and perverted for our modern times, plus have you ever thought that your fetishes might have been inherited by your parents? Ew, gross. 

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