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STAB! brings together writers, stand ups and other regional gems to partake in a darkly intelligent live comedy panel show. Described as "Incisive wit that cuts to the bone." by the Sacramento News and Review, STAB's! off-beat format allows panelists 24 to 48 hours to create their own unique takes o…

John Ross and Jesse Jones


    • Jul 28, 2022 LATEST EPISODE
    • weekdays NEW EPISODES
    • 45m AVG DURATION
    • 286 EPISODES

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    STAB! 309 – Arnold Snort+Guffaw Rabbit Hole

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 28, 2022 59:03


    In this (unintelligible) of the STAB! show, (guttural noises) Jesse Jones welcomes (yowling and shorts) Jason Whitesel, Brett Stults & Willie Travis to share their three takes on JESUS, bootlegs of Mr. Magoo, Street Sharks, & Face Off, closing arguments in defense of accidental reply all, peeing a little bit when you sneeze, & taking … Continue reading »

    STAB! 308 – We Love You Crackle

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 21, 2022 70:41


    In this easily and reliably streaming episode of future Crackle Original, the STAB! show, host and devoted Chicken Soup for the Soul employee hopeful, Jesse Jones welcomes a very grateful and appreciative panel of Aviva Siegel, Dylan Thomas Fox, & Molly Doan to share their three ILPs, nine Crackle break room bulletin board items, campaign … Continue reading »

    STAB! 307 – Celebrity Funk

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 11, 2022 51:41


    In this weirdly pungent and recognizable episode of the STAB! show, Dolph Lungren scented host Jesse Jones welcomes the famous potpourri panel of Marco Cabodi, Becky Lynn & Jaclyn Weiand to share their various NDCAs, bootlegs of The Voice, 2001: A Space Odyssey, & Charlie Brown, recipes for a giggle fit, the person who texts … Continue reading »

    STAB! 306 – Grippin' The Towel Rack

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 8, 2022 52:46


    In this explosive episode of the STAB! show, splatter art enthusiast and host Jesse Jones welcomes a pained and strained panel of Christy Farley, David Coleman & Melony Ford to share their thoughts on FOOMCL, nine 2022 Winter Olympic haiku, craigslist postings for optimism, non-stretchy Yoga pants, & ten seconds of total invincibility, reviews of … Continue reading »

    STAB! 305 – If Pervert, Take

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 30, 2022 83:45


    In this leering episode of the STAB! show, trench coat enthusiast and host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of creeps, Kim Martel, Benton Harshaw & Joe-Joe Louis to share their three takes on LBIST, nine things found on the break room bulletin board of Social Media, celebrations of paper money, Swiss cheese, & Mark Twain, … Continue reading »

    STAB! 304 – tacobellqueen432

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 28, 2022 73:30


    In this 300 free minute episode of the STAB! show, free CD and host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel full of MORE free CDs, Nick Pettigrew, Ben Feldman, & Molly Doan to share their three FTEs, musings on the bathroom walls of the 90s, craigslist postings for a pit dug in your backyard that leads … Continue reading »

    STAB! 303 – Appropriate, Appropriate

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 27, 2022 48:51


    In this recorded audio of an episodic nature designated the STAB! show , facilitator and impediment Jesse Jones implores comedic panelists Melony Ford, Ashley Monique, & Tyler Kinney to impart their three takes on HIPOT, nine free Covid test and mask haiku, closing arguments in defense of chub rub, not discovering there's no toilet paper … Continue reading »

    STAB! 302 – All The Fixins

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 24, 2022 73:40


    In this chock full to over flowin' episode of the STAB! show, your plump and juicy host Jesse Jones welcomes a savory panel of Eric James Barger I, Michelle Petro, Jason Whitesel & Molly Doan to share their three KJVs, nine items on the bulletin board in the break room of Illuminati headquarters, recipes for … Continue reading »

    STAB! 301 – The Derek Douglas Cinematic Universe

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 22, 2022 71:34


    In this sprawling multiversal episode of the STAB! show, watcher and host Jesse Jones welcomes a crossover panel of Sean Crandall, Dayne Bryant & Eric James Barger I to share their three takes on AADD, pick-up lines to and from a crosswalk button, general relativity, & turkey bologna, celebrations of New Mexico, John Delorean, Joan … Continue reading »

    STAB! 300 – A STAB! Family Year End Special, 2021

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 21, 2022 100:40


    In our annual Year End Blowout edition of the STAB! show, super grateful host Jesse Jones welcomes a slew of show producers including Chad Bogard, Jorge Francisco Hernandez, Skip Bacon, Jason Whitesel, Carissa Edwards, Jess Roberts, David Coleman, Katy Grant, Milk Surface, Court Hansen, Madie Nishimi, Heather Rogue, Nicole Eichenberg, Cory Barringer, Spenser Sellens, Buddy … Continue reading »

    STAB! 299 – Ultra Textured Milk

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 20, 2022 54:03


    In this mouth full of an episode of the STAB! show, your retching host Jesse Jones welcomes an unexpectedly chunky panel of Kim Martel, Chris Miller, & Jaclyn Weiand to share their three HYAMLCs, pick-up lines to and from a chimney, mistletoe, & chestnuts, closing arguments in defense of a sack of coal, consumerism, & … Continue reading »

    STAB! 298 – Unrecommendation

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 17, 2022 51:22


    In this no longer recognized episode of the STAB! show, human furrowed brow and host Jesse Jones welcomes a formerly valued panel of Kameron Schmid, Jillian Marie, & Melony Ford to share their thoughts on PLH, Pick-Up Lines to and from a Snow Man, the Nice List, & coal, recipes for Christmas Cheer, the person … Continue reading »

    STAB! 297 – Sexy Car Crash

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 16, 2022 55:18


    In this vehicular man candy episode of the STAB! show, host, and steamy pile of mangled flesh Jesse Jones welcomes a ruggedly handsome and medically talented panel of Rhoda Ramone, Stephen Ferris & Christy Farley to share their three takes on YTBD, bootlegs of ER, South Park, & The Matrix, winners of fights between the … Continue reading »

    STAB! 296 – Who Is Part Of The Twelve?!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 15, 2022 53:23


    In this sugar encrusted deep state sponsored episode of the STAB! show, your host – clearly in the pocket of big sucrose – Jesse Jones welcomes a dish fighting panel of Jordan Gannon & Tyler Kinney to share their three GPAs, bootlegs of Catcher in the Rye, The Good Place & Top Gun, campaign speeches … Continue reading »

    STAB! 295 – Red In Blue Face

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 14, 2022 58:21


    In this very delicate, hot button episode of the STAB! show, color blind host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of purple people: Milk Surface, Jason Whitesel & Willie Travis, to discuss their three takes on SONAR, pick-up lines to and from artificial sweetener, aluminum foil, & basketball shorts, recipes for someone barely holding it together, … Continue reading »

    STAB! 294 – Biblioyaga

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 13, 2022 58:41


    In this highly literate episode of the STAB! show, your host and famed cryptid, Jesse Jones welcomes a vengeful and just panel of Nick Pettigrew, Marco Cabodi & Melony Ford to share their three takes on WOTAN, nine Thanksgiving and Black Friday haiku, the victors in fights between a landfill full of obsolete technology vs. … Continue reading »

    STAB! 293 – Am I Stupid?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 9, 2022 64:30


    In this very insecure episode of the STAB! show, your dum dum of a host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of not smarts in Christy Farley, Dylan Thomas Fox & Cory Barringer to share their three takes on LIFE, pick-up lines to and from pigs in a blanket, a picket line, & Peter Piper, recipes … Continue reading »

    STAB! 292 – Surprise Mayonnaise

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 9, 2022 62:08


    In this unexpectedly creamy episode of the STAB! show, big dumb man host Jesse Jones welcomes a putting up with him panel of Jaclyn Weiand, Ashley Monique & Molly Doan to share their three HPDJs, bootleg Flintstones, The Matrix, & Squid Game, celebrations of the Wagon Train, Nellie Tayloe Ross, & Ralph Macchio, vows to … Continue reading »

    STAB! 291 – Flamingos Are Chickens

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 7, 2022 55:33


    In this zoologically challenging episode of the STAB! show, your somewhat pink host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of clucks Coreen Lemcke, Bill Wallis & Jordan Gannon to share their various takes on CALTRANS, nine Halloween haiku, closing arguments in defense of stepping barefoot on a stray Lego in the middle of the night, finding … Continue reading »

    STAB! 290 – Soup To Nuts

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 7, 2022 69:38


    In this all encompassing episode of the STAB! show, Alpha host Jesse Jones welcomes an Omega panel of Kim Martel, Michelle Petro & Joe-Joe Louis to give their takes on JOB, bootleg versions of Halloween, Thanksgiving, & Christmas, campaign speeches from a 2009 Kia Soul running for Mayor of a used car lot, a Halloween … Continue reading »

    STAB! 289 – Help Me Fill Up This New Tray

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 3, 2022 50:27


    In this heapin' pan of stank that IS the STAB! show, your helpful host Jesse Jones welcomes a junior crime fighting panel of Melony Ford, Stephen Ferris & Tyler Kinney to share their three LTRs, the bathroom wall musings of the panelist's own brain's bathroom stalls, craigslist posts selling the Gool Ol' Days, craigslist, & … Continue reading »

    STAB! 288 – Rhoda! Rhoda! Rhoda!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 3, 2022 69:19


    In this chant worthy episode of STAB! (Rhoda!) your non-Rhoda host Jesse Jones (Rhoda!) welcomes electrifying guests Rhoda Ramone(!!!), Jeff Brown & Jack Brown to share with everyone their three different HAKAS, pick-up lines to or from a smash cake, action movies, & powdered drink mix, closing arguments in defense of a slow moving freight … Continue reading »

    STAB! 287 – Problems For Another Day

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 1, 2022 65:00


    In this put off edition of the STAB! show, mecha-procrastinator and host Jesse Jones, welcomes super on top of it gents, Ben Rice, Benton Harshaw & Daniel Humbarger to share with YOU their three different FEARs, their bootleg knockoffs of Spider-Man, Lucky Charms, & Seinfeld, recipes for that overachiever who threw off the curve for … Continue reading »

    STAB! 286 – Hemorrhoids the Board Game

    Play Episode Listen Later May 2, 2022 46:14


    In this burning and irritating episode of the STAB! show, your swollen host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of piles Daniel Kessenich, Alex Shewmaker, & Willie Travis to share three different takes on RQMTS, nine Fall 2021 haiku, craigslist ads for a collection of a child's refrigerator drawings, some kind of glowing rock that crashed … Continue reading »

    STAB! 285 – Money Doesn't Mean Anything

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 30, 2022 73:28


    In this completely fabricated and valueless episode of the STAB! show, host and stack of meaningless rectangles Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of pointless metal circles, Kim Martel, Dylan Thomas Fox, & Ben Feldman to share their three different MDMA's, nine Toon Town break room bulletin board items, celebrations of the Mayflower, Old Ironsides, & … Continue reading »

    STAB! 284 – Dramatic Shirtlessness

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 18, 2022 73:09


    In this big, burly, oiled up episode of the STAB! show, your ticket to the gun show and host Jesse Jones welcomes a pectacular panel of Marco Cabodi, Milk Surface & Melony Ford to share their three different CUWTAs, their bootlegs of Star Trek, The Office, & Nerf, campaign speeches from a box of store … Continue reading »

    STAB! 283 – An Unfit Spartan Baby

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 15, 2022 54:56


    In this sickly, scrawny episode of the STAB! show, your dashed on the rocks below host Jesse Jones welcomes a big, burly, bearded panel of Brett Stults, Derek Dozier & Nick Pettigrew to share their three takes on FFS, pick-up lines to and from a milk carton left in the fridge with barely a swig … Continue reading »

    STAB! 282 – He Was Too Much Spaghetti

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 12, 2022 59:09


    In this heapin' plate full of an episode of STAB!, your saucy host Jesse Jones welcomes oodles of noodles of panelists Eric James Barger I, David Coleman, & Jaclyn Weiand to share their three meaty takes on GAV, nine items from the break room Bulletin Board of the 2021 Teacher's Lounge, Campaign Speeches from a … Continue reading »

    STAB! 281 – Please Don't!

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 12, 2022 78:53


    In this for external use only episode of STAB! your use as directed host Jesse Jones welcomes the no-no-goesinya panel of Sean Crandall, Edgar Granados & Kim Martel to share their three TTFNs, bootlegs of Suicide Squad, Guess Who?, & Jiffy Lube, craigslist postings for all the things someone has collected with Biblical faces CLEARLY … Continue reading »

    STAB! 280 – Let That Simmer

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 28, 2022 51:30


    On this seething, percolating episode of the STAB! show, your slow rolling host Jesse Jones welcomes a bubbly panel of Molly Doan, Bill Wallis & Tyler Kinney to share their three steamy takes on PAYE, pick-up lines to and from student loan debt, a fast food drive through menu board, & recession, recipes for existential … Continue reading »

    STAB! 279 – A Vigilante Team of Soft Boys

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 26, 2022 43:34


    In this rough but snuggly episode of the STAB! show, your super squishable host Jesse Jones welcomes a justice loving panel of Dylan Fox & Melony Ford to share their two different CDWOs, six 2020 Tokyo Olympics haiku, closing arguments in defense of no toilet paper in a public restroom, & wasps, reviews of things, … Continue reading »

    STAB! 278 – We Love Our Captain

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 25, 2022 70:56


    You will want nothing more than to listen to this episode of the STAB! show, but Captain and host Jesse Jones must not! So instead the faithful panel of Nick Pettigrew, Ryan King & Jack Brown will instead regail him with their three different RTEKs (or AYTMTBs), nine items found on the bulletin board of … Continue reading »

    STAB! 277 – Cybercade Funzone Fashion Square Scottsdale

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 24, 2022 75:09


    Welcome fun seekers and thrill goers! In this loud, bright and exciting episode of the STAB! show, ticket booth operator and host Jesse Jones welcomes panel of power cards Cory Barringer, Kameron Schmid & Jordan Gannon to share their three takes on AYTMTB, bootleg versions of VeggieTales, Ben & Jerry's, & America's Got Talent, campaign … Continue reading »

    STAB! 276 – Box of Whoppers

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 21, 2022 70:54


    In this delicious, chocolate coated episode of the STAB! show, malted host ball Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of pricy snacks Chris Miller, Rhoda Ramone & Eric Barger to share their three IANALBs, nine space billionaire haiku, craigslist postings for a bunch of “inventions” which are just a series of things with other things taped … Continue reading »

    STAB! 275 – How Tight's Yer Puddin' Bag?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 20, 2022 58:28


    Mmmm, this episode of the STAB! show is like a Hefty full of Snack Pack and your host Jesse Jones has got a sudden craving to hear heaping spoonfuls of sweet, sweet funny from the panel of Allie Rubin, Alex Shewmaker & Kim Martel as they share their three takes on TTKSF, three sets of … Continue reading »

    STAB! 274 – Star Swipe

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 19, 2022 57:55


    Woosh! Zoom! Sparkle sparkle! In this dazzling display of an episode of the STAB! show, video toaster and host Jesse Jones welcomes a true rainbow comet tail of panelists Willie Travis, Michelle Petro & David Coleman to share with you their three NRMAs, bootleg knockoffs of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups, American Gladiators, & Disney +, … Continue reading »

    STAB! 273 – Prime Prime Prime

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 18, 2022 52:59


    CONSUME! Purchase! BE! In this, available for free shipping if you listen in the next 3 hours and 44 minutes episode of the STAB! show, a three pack of host Jesse Jones welcomes an Amazon Basics panel of Evan Nyarady, Corinne Nelson & Ben Feldman to share their three different FOAFs, nine Prime Day haiku, … Continue reading »

    STAB! 272 – Jetski Jones

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 17, 2022 51:34


    Whoa! Sick dove tail flip-a-ma-jig! Wow, bet you didn't see THAT coming? On this hella gnar episode of the STAB! show, radical host Jesse (Jetski) Jones welcomes tan, tight and outta sight panelists Ben Rice, Brett Stults & Molly Doan to share their three takes on AKA, nine pick-up lines to or from an office … Continue reading »

    STAB! 271 – Whype & Warsh

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 6, 2021 52:44


    Keep it tidy, keep it fraysh, swab it down and spritz if awf! Personal grooming is important on the STAB! Show, and your well swabbed host Jesse Jones welcomes a sparkly gleaming panel of Christy Farley, Daniel Kessenich & Tyler Kinney to share their three takes on BFP, their bootleg knock off versions of Ocean's … Continue reading »

    STAB! 270 – A Show Like Some Other Shows

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 1, 2021 52:10


    No, you're in the right place, we know it's hard to tell at first, but, you are. In this pretty similar edition of the STAB! program, that one guy, host Jesse Jones, welcomes a familiar yet distinct enough panel of Sean Crandall, Stephen Ferris and Melony Ford to share their three recognizable takes on SNL, … Continue reading »

    STAB! 269 – Sorry About The Smell

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 4, 2021 43:16


    Welcome to the STAB! show, don’t check your shoes, that’s just how it is around here. In this fragrant edition of the program, pungent host Jesse Jones welcomes a fresh as a daisy panel including Bill Wallis, Honcho McDucket and Jaclyn Weiand to share their three stanky takes on BATFE, pick-up lines to and from … Continue reading »

    STAB! 268 – Where Else Has Quigley Been?

    Play Episode Listen Later May 25, 2021 40:52


    You need more magnificent mustache in your life, WE need more magnificent mustache in our life, and we at the STAB! show do what we can to provide, as fur faced host Jesse Jones welcomes regrettably smooth panelists Christiana and Nick Pettigrew to share their two unique takes on NQR, six haiku about the failures … Continue reading »

    STAB! 267 – I Saw A Dog The Other Day

    Play Episode Listen Later May 24, 2021 54:52


    Some days are better than others. And then some days, you see a dog. On this blissful pure, tail wagglin’ edition of the STAB! show, belly rubbin’ host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of the goodest panelists: Allie Rubin, Marco Cabodi and Ben Rice, to share with the world their three different GFEs, nine break … Continue reading »

    STAB! 266 – From Skank to Skeezer, Ranch to Aioli

    Play Episode Listen Later May 18, 2021 79:21


    The journey is just as important as the destination, you have to remember where you came from to appreciate where you’ve gotten. In this hustlin’ edition of the STAB! show, boss bitch and host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of soldiers including Molly Doan, Emma Haney & Jack Brown to share their keys to unstoppable … Continue reading »

    STAB! 265 – Lower Case Punishment

    Play Episode Listen Later May 17, 2021 55:15


    You like word play? Sure you do! What’s not to love? And in this edition of the STAB! show, chock full of verbal gymnastics, your host Jesse Jones invites a panel of cunning linguists including Eric James Barger I, Willie Travis & Tyler Kinney to spin yarns about their three different takes on PAWCTN or … Continue reading »

    STAB! 264 – So Much Dread

    Play Episode Listen Later May 13, 2021 56:09


    You feel that thing creeping up behind you? That thing that feels like it’s always been there, because it has. That’s the STAB! show! And in this introspective edition, your always aware and never at peace host Jesse Jones welcomes the sorrowful panel of Evan Nyarady, Jessica Deprez & Becky Lynn to share with you … Continue reading »

    STAB! 263 – Many Meaningful Martian Meetings

    Play Episode Listen Later May 12, 2021 63:15


    It’s not easy being green and trying to make super friends. So let’s take a break from monitor duty for this edition of STAB! where charter member and host Jesse Jones welcomes the many forms of Chris Miller, Max Wolfson and Jordan Gannon as they share their three NOYs, nine bulletin board items found in … Continue reading »

    STAB! 262 – Cow Cookings

    Play Episode Listen Later May 11, 2021 59:34


    Hallo unt velcome to the STAB! program. Your host Jesse Jones would like to offer you mangled flesh circles in the form of audio humor. The panel of Dylan Thomas Fox, Alex Shewmaker and Kim Martel has prepared a gorging of content for you to consume, including three different UDTs, bootleg versions of Jack in … Continue reading »

    STAB! 261 – Tony Strikes Back

    Play Episode Listen Later May 10, 2021 44:12


    Here at STAB!, we understand that if we want Disney to someday unhinge its jaw and swallow us whole, we’re gonna need marketable franchises, like those found in the Jaclyn Cory Extended Universe, so in this world expanding edition of the STAB! show, Executive Producer Jesse Jones flings open the door to OUR house of … Continue reading »

    STAB! 260 – Pork & Beans and Cut Off Jeans

    Play Episode Listen Later May 6, 2021 47:06


    It’s a Summertime feel here in this edition of STAB! as your be-short shorted and bean stained host Jesse Jones welcomes the sun kissed panel of Rhoda Ramone, Jason Whitesel and Melony Ford to share their three OOAKs, pick-up lines to and from a parking garage, jorts, & Easter candy, reviews, including a Travelocity review … Continue reading »

    STAB! 259 – Buff Wing

    Play Episode Listen Later May 5, 2021 44:28


    In this brawny, warm, comforting edition of the STAB! program, bi’s and tri’s a plentiful host Jesse Jones welcomes in the quivering, huddled panel of Cory Barringer, Michelle Petro and Tyler Kinney to share with YOU their three different takes on CCCDCC, nine items hung on the bulletin board of an action movie henchman job … Continue reading »

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