Tan Pants

We go crazy this episode, y'all. Lose your temper over googly eyes. Spill the beans on a paleoanthropology cover-up. Discover that the chimney is not the best place to hide from the cops. Learn the legendary PANTHEON OF HORSE MOVIES. All this and more in this episode of TanPants!

Where would YOU hide the goods? Can a Shark pass a drug test? And who is responsible for the "Large Pile of Lobsters" on the highway? All these questions and more!

DON'T take selfies with the bear. DON'T re-attach an evil finger.

New York is finally getting trash cans after all this time. It's a miracle.

A bunch of rich, government types want to stop global warming by shooting crap into clouds. What could possibly go wrong? Also, Crack Bears. Watch clips, gaming, and other content on youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@tanpants Follow our twitter for updates: https://twitter.com/tan_pants This show is made possible by our legendary patrons: ⭐ Seth Rosgaard ⭐ thebigtine ⭐ navanjr ⭐ gilstronkulous ⭐ Purplebutterfly --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/zoofries/message

What sorta thief would YOU want to be? Watch clips, gaming, and other content on youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@tanpants Follow our twitter for updates: https://twitter.com/tan_pants This show is made possible by our legendary patrons: ⭐ Seth Rosgaard ⭐ thebigtine ⭐ navanjr ⭐ gilstronkulous ⭐ Purplebutterfly --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/zoofries/message

THIS IS AN ALERT. THE BRISKET BANDIT IS STILL AT LARGE. IF YOU HAVE KNOWLEDGE OF HIS WHEREABOUTS, Like... let us know. The guy took our brisket. Watch clips, gaming, and other content on youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@tanpants Follow our twitter for updates: https://twitter.com/tan_pants This show is made possible by our legendary patrons: ⭐ Seth Rosgaard ⭐ thebigtine ⭐ navanjr ⭐ gilstronkulous ⭐ Purplebutterfly --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/zoofries/message

How do we stop vandals from stealing the copper wire from streetlights? What's the worst (and best) animal to hit with your car? What's the deal with this Assassins Creed fiasco? All these questions and more will be answered. Or at least... puzzled over. Watch clips, gaming, and other content on youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@tanpants Follow our twitter for updates: https://twitter.com/tan_pants This show is made possible by our legendary patrons: ⭐ Seth Rosgaard ⭐ thebigtine ⭐ navanjr ⭐ gilstronkulous ⭐ Purplebutterfly --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/zoofries/message

This lady and her printer decided to live inside of a giant sign. But I guess, who wouldn't want that, right? Watch clips, gaming, and other content on youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@tanpants Follow our twitter for updates: https://twitter.com/tan_pants This show is made possible by our legendary patrons: ⭐ Seth Rosgaard ⭐ thebigtine ⭐ navanjr ⭐ gilstronkulous ⭐ Purplebutterfly --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/zoofries/message

Time Travelers in Sheds? Ayahuasca Crypto? Josh's Chicken Express breakdown? Jumanji makes Isaac angry? This podcast has everything, guys. Watch clips, gaming, and other content on youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@tanpants Follow our twitter for updates: https://twitter.com/tan_pants This show is made possible by our legendary patrons: ⭐ Seth Rosgaard ⭐ thebigtine ⭐ navanjr ⭐ gilstronkulous ⭐ Purplebutterfly --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/zoofries/message

If you're gonna crash your car, better make it worth it, for goodness sake. Watch clips, gaming, and other content on youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@tanpants Follow our twitter for updates: https://twitter.com/tan_pants This show is made possible by our legendary patrons: ⭐ Seth Rosgaard ⭐ thebigtine ⭐ navanjr ⭐ gilstronkulous ⭐ Purplebutterfly --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/zoofries/message

Goofy gets whats coming to him... Watch clips, gaming, and other content on youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@tanpants Follow our twitter for updates: https://twitter.com/tan_pants This show is made possible by our legendary patrons: ⭐ Seth Rosgaard ⭐ thebigtine ⭐ navanjr ⭐ gilstronkulous ⭐ Purplebutterfly --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/zoofries/message

Watch clips, gaming, and other content on youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@tanpants What would YOU do if your town was getting ready to build a medical monkey farm? Follow our twitter for updates: https://twitter.com/tan_pants This show is made possible by our legendary patrons: ⭐ Seth Rosgaard ⭐ thebigtine ⭐ navanjr ⭐ gilstronkulous ⭐ Purplebutterfly --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/zoofries/message

A Wyoming man on a hunting trip makes a surprising new friend. Meanwhile, A Missouri senator wants to bring back (checks notes) DUELS! Watch clips, gaming, and other content on youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@tanpants Follow our twitter for updates: https://twitter.com/tan_pants This show is made possible by our legendary patrons: ⭐ Seth Rosgaard ⭐ thebigtine ⭐ navanjr ⭐ gilstronkulous ⭐ Purplebutterfly --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/zoofries/message

Josh has some opinions. So does Clay. Max has no idea what anybody's talking about. See Josh's tier list on the video version of this podcast on Spotify. Watch clips, gaming, and other content on youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@tanpants Follow our twitter for updates: https://twitter.com/tan_pants This show is made possible by our legendary patrons: ⭐ Seth Rosgaard ⭐ thebigtine ⭐ navanjr ⭐ gilstronkulous --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/zoofries/message

Canada ain't doing so hot, yo. And can you guess what just became Colombia's top export? I'll give you a hint: it isn't bananas... Watch clips, gaming, and other content on youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@tanpants Follow our twitter for updates: https://twitter.com/tan_pants This show is made possible by our legendary patrons: ⭐ Seth Rosgaard ⭐ thebigtine ⭐ navanjr ⭐ gilstronkulous --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/zoofries/message

This guy found this hole on a beach. Thinks it's from S P A C E. It wasn't. Then we find out school libraries are throwing out old books? What did Dickens ever do to them? Watch clips, gaming, and other content on youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@tanpants Follow our twitter for updates: https://twitter.com/tan_pants This show is made possible by our legendary patrons: ⭐ Seth Rosgaard ⭐ thebigtine ⭐ navanjr ⭐ gilstronkulous --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/zoofries/message

Air-force lost a Jet? What's next? Airlines forcing you to sit next to farting dogs? Actually... Watch clips, gaming, and other content on youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@tanpants Follow our twitter for updates: https://twitter.com/tan_pants This show is made possible by our legendary patrons: ⭐ Seth Rosgaard ⭐ thebigtine ⭐ navanjr ⭐ gilstronkulous --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/zoofries/message

Isaac gives Max the skinny on the new thing. Max bemoans the loss of Hollywood and vows to fix things. Watch clips, gaming, and other content on youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@tanpants Follow our twitter for updates: https://twitter.com/tan_pants This show is made possible by our legendary patrons: ⭐ Seth Rosgaard ⭐ thebigtine ⭐ navanjr ⭐ gilstronkulous --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/zoofries/message

Army chaplains in Texas Schools, a vague John Wick updates, and more "news" from CNN's website Watch clips, gaming, and other content on youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@tanpants Follow our twitter for updates: https://twitter.com/tan_pants This show is made possible by our legendary patrons: ⭐ Seth Rosgaard ⭐ thebigtine ⭐ navanjr ⭐ gilstronkulous --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/zoofries/message

Would you get a scannable tattoo in exchange for a year's worth of public transportation? Okay, hang on, what if we told you it was for the environment ? Watch clips, gaming, and other content on youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@tanpants Follow our twitter for updates: https://twitter.com/tan_pants This show is made possible by our legendary patrons: ⭐ Seth Rosgaard ⭐ thebigtine ⭐ navanjr ⭐ gilstronkulous --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/zoofries/message

Welcome to the new format! Be sure to follow us on Twitter, Youtube and Tiktok to see the special V I D E O versions of the podcast! This week, we cover the return of Bubble Man and marvel at the gun-smuggling properties of fat folds. Watch clips, gaming, and other content on youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@tanpants Follow our twitter for updates: https://twitter.com/tan_pants This show is made possible by our legendary patrons: ⭐ Seth Rosgaard ⭐ thebigtine ⭐ navanjr ⭐ gilstronkulous --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/zoofries/message

It's the night of the big heist! The gang buys some sandwiches and run into friends and enemies alike. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/zoofries/message

The gang needs to find Ted Dandy and search for clues in the local newspaper... --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/zoofries/message

The gang is tasked with crashing an auction, but things go very wrong when a familiar face shows up with a score to settle... --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/zoofries/message

Things get even weirder when the gang is tasked with delivering some packages to a tech start-up. Cats are involved and Juan considers quitting when smoothies come into play... --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/zoofries/message

This time, the gang has a bit of car trouble and end up picking a fight with a biker, a clown, and a sleazy gas station entrepreneur... --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/zoofries/message

In celebration of our 100th episode, we're releasing an improv extravaganza! Join Max, Josh, and Clay as they embark on an insane journey through the world of moving companies... --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/zoofries/message

Our 100th episode! Clay talks some spooky Vietnam stories, Isaac gets angry with the entire city of Portland, and Max comes up with a new business venture... Watch clips, gaming, and other content on youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@tanpants Follow our twitter for updates: https://twitter.com/tan_pants This show is made possible by our legendary patrons: ⭐ Seth Rosgaard ⭐ thebigtine ⭐ navanjr ⭐ gilstronkulous --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/zoofries/message

Isaac gives the rundown on Scratch & Sniff Technology. Clay goes through his morning routine while Max locks himself out of his car. In other news, Josh can't say the word "prevention". Watch clips, gaming, and other content on youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@tanpants Follow our twitter for updates: https://twitter.com/tan_pants This show is made possible by our legendary patrons: ⭐ Seth Rosgaard ⭐ thebigtine ⭐ navanjr ⭐ gilstronkulous --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/zoofries/message

Clay talks about Ghost Storms, Max shares and even WORSE poem, and Josh warns against the dangers of airplane chicken. Watch clips, gaming, and other content on youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@tanpants Follow our twitter for updates: https://twitter.com/tan_pants This show is made possible by our legendary patrons: ⭐ Seth Rosgaard ⭐ thebigtine ⭐ navanjr ⭐ gilstronkulous --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/zoofries/message

Isaac wonders one goes about escaping your own body, Clay's afraid of hippos and Max writes a stupid poem. Watch clips, gaming, and other content on youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@tanpants Follow our twitter for updates: https://twitter.com/tan_pants This show is made possible by our legendary patrons: ⭐ Seth Rosgaard ⭐ thebigtine ⭐ navanjr ⭐ gilstronkulous --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/zoofries/message

Clay has some opinions about Spider Man, Isaac wants a Bollywood Star Wars film, and Josh swears off eating at Sonic. Watch clips, gaming, and other content on youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@tanpants Follow our twitter for updates: https://twitter.com/tan_pants This show is made possible by our legendary patrons: ⭐ Seth Rosgaard ⭐ thebigtine ⭐ navanjr ⭐ gilstronkulous --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/zoofries/message

Josh actively ignores Jack in the Box, and Max has to use the Bathroom. Watch clips, gaming, and other content on youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@tanpants Follow our twitter for updates: https://twitter.com/tan_pants This show is made possible by our legendary patrons: ⭐ Seth Rosgaard ⭐ thebigtine ⭐ navanjr ⭐ gilstronkulous --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/zoofries/message

Clay has some thoughts about Pokémon and parallel dimension. Josh talks about australians burning down bouncy houses. Watch clips, gaming, and other content on youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@tanpants Follow our twitter for updates: https://twitter.com/tan_pants This show is made possible by our legendary patrons: ⭐ Seth Rosgaard ⭐ thebigtine ⭐ navanjr ⭐ gilstronkulous --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/zoofries/message

Henry and Big Jason return for more AI madness, and a guy shoots his friend in the butt for stealing his hot pockets. Watch clips, gaming, and other content on youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@tanpants Follow our twitter for updates: https://twitter.com/tan_pants This show is made possible by our legendary patrons: ⭐ Seth Rosgaard ⭐ thebigtine ⭐ navanjr ⭐ gilstronkulous --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/zoofries/message

Clay talks Hit Monkey, the monkey-see-monkey-do assassin. Josh talks about Italy's pasta inflation, but can't find it on a map. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/zoofries/message

A little man bursts out of a pie, and some politicians challenge each other to Death By Sausage. You know. Normal stuff. Watch clips, gaming, and other content on youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@tanpants Follow our twitter for updates: https://twitter.com/tan_pants This show is made possible by our legendary patrons: ⭐ Seth Rosgaard ⭐ thebigtine ⭐ navanjr ⭐ gilstronkulous --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/zoofries/message

Clay got really into the Anime Bleach and Max realizes Hot Pockets are actually cool. He's wrong. Watch clips, gaming, and other content on youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@tanpants Follow our twitter for updates: https://twitter.com/tan_pants This show is made possible by our legendary patrons: ⭐ Seth Rosgaard ⭐ thebigtine ⭐ navanjr ⭐ gilstronkulous --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/zoofries/message

Isaac found a Dallas journelist's pet peeve from like... 2010. Now the guys have a bone to pick with these dumb food choices... Watch clips, gaming, and other content on youtube: https://linktr.ee/tanpants Follow our twitter for updates: https://twitter.com/tan_pants This show is made possible by our legendary patrons: ⭐ Seth Rosgaard ⭐ thebigtine ⭐ navanjr ⭐ gilstronkulous --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/zoofries/message

Clay found an old book. Like, really old. Folks were obsessed with Baking Soda back in the day. Watch clips, gaming, and other content on youtube: https://linktr.ee/tanpants Follow our twitter for updates: https://twitter.com/tan_pants This show is made possible by our legendary patrons: ⭐ Seth Rosgaard ⭐ thebigtine ⭐ navanjr ⭐ gilstronkulous --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/zoofries/message

Watch clips, gaming, and other content on youtube: https://linktr.ee/tanpants Follow our twitter for updates: https://twitter.com/tan_pants This show is made possible by our legendary patrons: ⭐ Seth Rosgaard ⭐ thebigtine ⭐ navanjr ⭐ gilstronkulous --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/zoofries/message

Watch clips, gaming, and other content on youtube: https://linktr.ee/tanpants Follow our twitter for updates: https://twitter.com/tan_pants This show is made possible by our legendary patrons: ⭐ Seth Rosgaard ⭐ thebigtine ⭐ navanjr ⭐ gilstronkulous --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/zoofries/message

We doing True Crime today, now we're a real podcast! Watch clips, gaming, and other content on youtube: https://linktr.ee/tanpants Follow our twitter for updates: https://twitter.com/tan_pants This show is made possible by our legendary patrons: ⭐ Seth Rosgaard ⭐ thebigtine ⭐ navanjr ⭐ gilstronkulous --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/zoofries/message

Some crazy things you can do to get into college easier Watch clips, gaming, and other content on youtube: [https://linktr.ee/tanpants](https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC2z6ZqC9oUDerEtyucpqalg) Follow our twitter for updates: https://twitter.com/tan_pants Our Legendary Patrons: ⭐ Seth Rosgaard ⭐ thebigtine ⭐ navanjr ⭐ gilstronkulous --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/zoofries/message

Watch clips, gaming, and other content on youtube: https://linktr.ee/tanpants Follow our twitter for updates: https://twitter.com/tan_pants Our Legendary Patrons: ⭐ Seth Rosgaard ⭐ thebigtine ⭐ navanjr ⭐ gilstronkulous --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/zoofries/message

Watch clips, gaming, and other content on youtube: https://linktr.ee/tanpants Follow our twitter for updates: https://twitter.com/tan_pants Our Legendary Patrons: ⭐ Seth Rosgaard ⭐ thebigtine ⭐ navanjr ⭐ gilstronkulous --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/zoofries/message

Learn about a few inventions that are no longer with us. Watch clips, gaming, and other content on youtube: https://linktr.ee/tanpants Follow our twitter for updates: https://twitter.com/tan_pants Our Legendary Patrons: ⭐ Seth Rosgaard ⭐ thebigtine ⭐ navanjr ⭐ gilstronkulous --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/zoofries/message

Clay could've been Elon Musk. Watch clips, gaming, and other content on youtube: https://linktr.ee/tanpants Follow our twitter for updates: https://twitter.com/tan_pants Our Legendary Patrons: ⭐ Seth Rosgaard ⭐ thebigtine ⭐ navanjr ⭐ gilstronkulous --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/zoofries/message

Some kids back in the day got radioactive material from a science kit, lucky. Watch clips, gaming, and other content on youtube: https://linktr.ee/tanpants Follow our twitter for updates: https://twitter.com/tan_pants Our Legendary Patrons: ⭐ Seth Rosgaard ⭐ thebigtine ⭐ navanjr ⭐ gilstronkulous --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/zoofries/message

Today we discuss what the government might really be hiding in fort knox, I mean come on it cant be just gold right? Ring the bell to get notified for all new episodes! Our Legendary Patrons: ⭐ Seth Rosgaard ⭐ thebigtine ⭐ navanjr ⭐ gilstronkulous Watch clips, gaming, and other content on youtube: https://linktr.ee/tanpants Follow our twitter for updates: https://twitter.com/tan_pants --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/zoofries/message