The Grounded Podcast

Jeff covers the extremely (not) helpful levels of TSA style rules infecting grocery stores and the local Los Angeles caste system that dictates your social class by where you buy groceries. The Fake News segment is back with several stories including the George Floyd case, the Central Park Karen, Joe Biden questioning your blackness...and the massive rollout of ridiculous laws around playing tennis in this "post Covid" society... Follow Jeff on Instagram, Tik Tok, and Twitter - JeffZenisek Please write a 5-Star review for the pod: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-grounded-podcast/id980825125 Tour dates and Live Shows: jeffzenisek.com

Jeff is back after a nearly 2 year hiatus with a brief episode to basically test the new setup, knock the rust off of his podcasting/ comedy/ talking chops. Check out the YouTube channel if you want to for some reason see Jeff's face while he talks to you. Email the pod jeff@groundedpodcast.com or groundedpodcast@gmail.com Follow Jeff on the following instagram accounts: JeffZenisek GroundedPodcast TooWokeBoys

Jeff welcomes back Joe Welkie and Atif Myers to discuss Weekend at Bernie's or at least try to discuss the movie, several tangents (about how worthless hooka bars are, and how to be competitive with a lady on a date. The boys pretty much just learn more about each other by trading stories in this one.    Go see Joe's show Dating is Hard if you live in the LA area.  Follow Joe and Atif: Insta: joewelkie Insta: atifmyers www.atifmyers.com   Leave 5 Star reviews and share this podcast to your friends!   Follow Jeff:   www.jeffzenisek.com for shows!   Facebook.com/jeffzenisek Twitter/insta/Snapchat: JeffZenisek   Emails (Whatcha Gonna Dos, You Cannot Be Seriouses, Poll Ideas, Ask for Advice):   Jeff@groundedpodcast.com   Come to Jeff's new monthly show   Wine Box at Oeno Vino in Los Angeles Instagram: wineboxshow

Jeff welcomes back Joe Welkie and Atif Myers because the boys had so much fun on the last episode. The boys talk about Hannah Gadsby's “Nanette” and the recent influx of “empowering comedy” fueled by “clapter” and good points. Jeff plays some clips from Nanette and a classic comedy special… The Boyz do a round of Whatcha Gonna Do's and learn alot about each other.   Go see Joe's show Dating is Hard if you live in the LA area.    Follow Joe and Atif: Insta: joewelkie Insta: atifmyers www.atifmyers.com   Leave 5 Star reviews and share this podcast to your friends! Follow Jeff: www.jeffzenisek.com for shows! Facebook.com/jeffzenisek Twitter/insta/Snapchat: JeffZenisek Get on Jeff's YouTube channel, there is going to be some exciting new things there soon! Emails (Whatcha Gonna Dos, You Cannot Be Seriouses, Poll Ideas, Ask for Advice): Jeff@groundedpodcast.com   Come to Jeff's new monthly show Wine Box at Oeno Vino in Los Angeles Instagram: wineboxshow

Jeff has fellow comedians, softball teammates, and cool dudes Joe Welkie and Atif Myers on the podcast to discuss recent softball woes putting an end to their streak of dominance, Jeff asks how Joe and Atif met and became roommates. Jeff and the boys talk about some of their intrests when they were younger such as wrestling, airsoft and skateboarding, Atif makes a chilling admission to being a rollerblader when he was younger.  They also discuss the origin of the nickname for the 9-11 Boyz  Go see Joe's show Dating is Hard if you live in the LA area.  Follow Joe and Atif Instagram: joewelkie atifmyers         Leave 5 Star reviews and share this podcast to your friends!   Follow Jeff:   www.jeffzenisek.com for shows!   Facebook.com/jeffzenisek Twitter/insta/Snapchat: JeffZenisek   Emails (Whatcha Gonna Dos, You Cannot Be Seriouses, Poll Ideas, Ask for Advice):   Jeff@groundedpodcast.com   Come to Jeff's new monthly show   Wine Box at Oeno Vino in Los Angeles Instagram: wineboxshow

Jeff Zenisek returns with another solo episode to discuss some recent news stories, including the Michael Jordan/ Lebron James greatest of all time debate, the NFL kneeling policy, Starbucks bathroom situation, and the Miss America Pageant taking out the formal gown and swimwear part of the pageant. There are a few “You Cannot Be Seriouses” in there too! Also jeff throws in his Yanny/Laurel conspiracy theory.       Leave 5 Star reviews and share this podcast to your friends!   Follow Jeff:   www.jeffzenisek.com for shows!   Facebook.com/jeffzenisek Twitter/insta/Snapchat: JeffZenisek   Emails (Whatcha Gonna Dos, You Cannot Be Seriouses, Poll Ideas, Ask for Advice):   Jeff@groundedpodcast.com

Jeff invites fellow comedian, Chase McNeill on the podcast. Chase is a good friend and co-produces the live comedy show in Los Angeles (Wine Box). Jeff and Chase discuss the balls that Chase has to navigate the streets of LA using a bicycle. They talk about some of Jeff's reviews and also the Wine Box show. If you heard this episode, review the podcast with a 5 STAR review and tag the end of it - MOM Leave 5 Star reviews and share this podcast to your friends! Follow Jeff: www.jeffzenisek.com for shows! Facebook.com/jeffzenisek Twitter/insta/Snapchat: JeffZenisek Emails (Whatcha Gonna Dos, You Cannot Be Seriouses, Poll Ideas, Ask for Advice): Jeff@groundedpodcast.com 

Jeff is back with a new episode after the longest hiatus in the show's history (Did you miss him?). Jeff complains about Logic and draws comparisons to Tommy Tutone's way better smash hit. Jeff discusses the predictable but also sad closing of Toys R Us. Jeff also tells a story about a comedian he worked with when he first started that recently past away.   Leave 5 Star reviews and share this podcast to your friends! Follow Jeff: www.jeffzenisek.com for shows! Facebook.com/jeffzenisek Twitter/insta/Snapchat: JeffZenisek Emails (Whatcha Gonna Dos, You Cannot Be Seriouses, Poll Ideas, Ask for Advice): Jeff@groundedpodcast.com  

MERRY MUTHAFUCKING CHRISTMAS in this very special BONUS FREE CHRISTMAS GIFT episode of the Grounded Podcast Jeff has best friend he has known since his childhood, Colby Shannon to discuss one of his favorite movies: Home Alone, Colby had a tradition of watching this movie every year with his family. While Jeff had not seen it since he was like 8 years old until he watched it the afternoon before this podcast was recorded. Merry Christmas!   Follow Jeff: Facebook.com/jeffzenisek Twitter/insta/Snapchat: JeffZenisek Emails (Whatcha Gonna Dos, You Cannot Be Seriouses, Twitter Poll Ideas, Ask for Advice): Jeff@groundedpodcast.com

A poorly timed Christmas Flu made our hero Jeff late for putting out the Christmas Spectacular (He wanted it to be released on the 25th, but we dont all get what we want for Christmas)!! Just remember how happy you were on Christmas day a few days ago, remember how much you like Christmas time, and enjoy the episode, and DONT YOU DARE COMPLAIN THAT THIS IS NOT CHRISTMAS ANYMORE. Jeff reads a beautifully written 5-STAR REVIEW by a fan. THANK YOU!!! BOCCYLEE!!! YOU ARE THE MAN BROTHER Jeff discusses his recent Twitter (@JeffZenisek) success when a tweet was featured in a CNN article. Jeff brings up the topic of bad Christmas songs and shows a few examples. What do you guys think are the worst ones?   Follow Jeff: Facebook.com/jeffzenisek Twitter/insta/Snapchat: JeffZenisek Emails (Whatcha Gonna Dos, You Cannot Be Seriouses, Twitter Poll Ideas, Ask for Advice): Jeff@groundedpodcast.com

Jeff Zenisek brings some hatred toward spoilers for popular shows on facebook trending news, the dumb post show shows that are about the show you just watched where people talk about the show you just watched. Jeff discusses the Hollywood sexual allegations scandals with the most recent ones. Then Jeff rips apart this dumb feminist article that only blames men for all of women's problems. Leave 5 Star reviews and share this podcast to your friends! Follow Jeff: www.jeffzenisek.com for shows! Facebook.com/jeffzenisek Twitter/insta/Snapchat: JeffZenisek Emails (Whatcha Gonna Dos, You Cannot Be Seriouses, Twitter Poll Ideas, Ask for Advice): Jeff@groundedpodcast.com

Jeff drops another solo episode to discuss Thanksgiving at other people's houses, being invited to a friendsgiving, and bringing his PS4 to parties in the hopes he can bust out the Jackbox Party Pack games. Jeff also talks about low budget shitty movies and the importance of a good plot to tits ratio. Jeff talks about a lack luster Black Friday. The constant improvements of flat screen TVs. How bad are 3D TVs? Jeff talks about an emotional video that dropped from our hero Stitches on Thanksgiving. That was teased by a video a few weeks ago sent in by a listener (Thanks Cole!) Jeff delves deeper into the phenomenon that is Ryan Jaunzemis, the Professional Soaps shoe dude turned PICK UP ARTIST?!?! What? How is this possible? Jeff breaks down one of the pick up artist videos, and gives some helpful tips on how to do better with the ladies. Jeff also drops a Twitter Poll: Cargo shorts? or regular shorts and fanny pack. Leave 5 Star reviews and share this podcast to your friends! Follow Jeff: Facebook.com/jeffzenisek Twitter/insta/Snapchat: JeffZenisek Emails (Whatcha Gonna Dos, You Cannot Be Seriouses, Twitter Poll Ideas, Ask for Advice): Jeff@groundedpodcast.com    

Jeff returns for another solo episode after yet another HP service call (4 in a row). Jeff drops another You Cannot Be Serious about HP. Jeff briefly goes over the recent allegations facing Louis CK, Harvey Weinstein and other people in Hollywood, Jeff throws in some tips on how to pick up ladies without getting a sexual assault charge. Jeff goes over some recent auditions he has been going on and how they have been going. Brody stops by to give Jeff shit and talk about his method acting. Listener Cole from Oklahoma sent a video that might we might spend more time on in an upcoming episode. But apparently our hero Stitches has gone soft and opens up about crying. Jeff was very excited to find the video Soap or Die starring the last pro Soaper. Which leads into the Twitter poll of what is the worst extreme sport? Leave 5 Star reviews and share this podcast to your friends! Follow Jeff: Facebook.com/jeffzenisek Twitter/insta/Snapchat: JeffZenisek Emails (Whatcha Gonna Dos, You Cannot Be Seriouses, Twitter Poll Ideas, Ask for Advice): Jeff@groundedpodcast.com

Jeff does another classic solo episode to deliver some anger because this podcast is recorded over the course of an entire day and a half because Jeff runs into constant issues, for the second time this week his fancy HP printer fails to do what he wanted to do (quickly print a thing without a 3 hour ordeal). Jeff is also very frustrated to find that he got a poor review that also indirectly immasculated him for driving a minivan and having amazing long hair. Jeff has several things to discuss in the You Cannot Be Serious Segment. Jeff had some positive things happen for him, he got a commercial agent, a couple of last minute spots at the comedy clubs in town, got hit on by a homeless drifter looking for a place to stay after the show. Jeff discusses a few simple halloween costumes for dudes to do and still look like you tried. Some of his classic go-to costumes Jeff also goes down a masquerade ball rabbit hole and figures out that masquerade balls were just parties that existed before the invention of the gloryhole. Then Jeff comes up with a romantic comedy that involves two men meeting at a gloryhole and becoming soul mates. Send in stuff for the podcast: Whatcha Gonna Do? Ask for Advice Twitter Poll ideas You Cannot Be Serious Email: Jeff@groundedpodcast.com Insta, Snapchat, Twitter: JeffZenisek | GroundedPodcast

Jeff returns after purchasing new South Park Fractured But Whole game for PS4 (and he will be streaming on TWITCH and YOUTUBE). Jeff also discusses the encroachment of feminism and how the Boy Scouts are letting in girls to the organization. Jeff sites a few articles and breaks down feminism from his perspective as a dude. (This is obviously a YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS). Jeff also conducts a poll about which organization has the better stuff they sell: Girl Scout Cookies or Boy Scout Popcorn? Jeff also talks about the tennis movie with Steve Carell and Emma Stone called Battle of the Sexes and how its going to be annoyingly self righteous. Jeff also segues into how he loves The Container Store, his girlfriends black eye (he had NOTHING to do with it), and the time Jeff's NOSEY mom gave herself a black eye by tripping on a ball in the house and head butting a window sill (also Jeff had NOTHING to do with that). Follow Jeff: Facebook.com/jeffzenisek Twitter/insta/Snapchat: JeffZenisek Emails (Whatcha Gonna Dos, You Cannot Be Seriouses, Twitter Poll Ideas, Ask for Advice): Jeff@groundedpodcast.com

Jeff welcomes back girlfriend Dana DeArmond to discuss Jeff being the MOST ATHLETIC COMEDIAN EVER! They talk about Jeff joining a softball team, the "Cash Me Outside" girl's new single that went almost as viral as her Dr. Phil appearance, and how she signed with a major record label. Dana tries to get Jeff to switch from energy drinks to coffee like an adult. Dana has a few YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS segments about people patting themselves on the back. Jeff tries to explain the new Super NES Classic to Dana and Jeff touches on California changing Columbus Day to Indigenous People's Day. There is a small discussion about Halloween costumes also Follow Jeff: Facebook.com/jeffzenisek Twitter/insta/Snapchat: JeffZenisek Emails (Whatcha Gonna Dos, You Cannot Be Seriouses, Twitter Poll Ideas, Ask for Advice): Jeff@groundedpodcast.com Follow Dana: @DanaDeArmond

Jeff discusses his Capturing the Hearts of America's Heartland Tour, how baseball and softball is a sport for fat kids. Twitter poll, what do you get a Chick-fil-A? Jeff brings in one of the many articles saying that millenials are ruining everything and provides a counter point to some of the arguments.   Follow Jeff: Facebook.com/jeffzenisek Twitter/insta/Snapchat: JeffZenisek Emails (Whatcha Gonna Dos, You Cannot Be Seriouses, Twitter Poll Ideas, Ask for Advice): Jeff@groundedpodcast.com

Jeff is interrupted early in the podcast by texts and emails, one of which was an opportunity to be on a show where he was supposed to be clean but nobody told him. Which leads Jeff into a rant about doing "clean comedy" and what that means. This also is the You Cannot Be Serious for the episode. Jeff then gets into the twitter polls that you can participate in if you follow him! There are several polls to discuss. Feel free to submit ideas for those. Jeff delves into the plight of fat children and how it doesnt necessarily mean that youre not an athlete if you are a fat. Also Jeff gets into how baseball is the most american sport of all time. Jeff gives his take on the Mayweather fight in one of the polls. Jeff went to Disneyland for his birthday and he talks about it a little bit. Brody makes an appearance to discuss his adventure going to a 12 step program when he was summoned by Jeff while Jeff was talking about Jack in the Box and how their food is marketed towards stoners. Follow Jeff on all his stuff: Instagram, Facebook. Snapchat, Twitter JeffZenisek Also join the YouTube page cause there is going to be exciting new content there. youtube.com/users/jeffzenisek

Jeff discusses updates the fans about the Hot Otters of Instagram Summer Comedy Tour, he tries his new "Eat Shit" segment. He tries new cereals and talks about how they are all the same. Jeff talks about an article where old people complain about millenials for not drinking enough beer, Jeff also has some shit to say about millenials as well. Jeff realizes that his "list of people that suck" is expanding to include people who wear bow ties. Jeff hates on Bill Nye the Science Guy and his college dean who is also a pretentious bow tie wearing douche. Jeff puts out some twitter polls to participate in and talk about on the next podcast to be released soon!!!   Follow Jeff: Facebook.com/jeffzenisek Twitter/insta/Snapchat: JeffZenisek Emails (Whatcha Gonna Dos, You Cannot Be Seriouses, Twitter Poll Ideas, Ask for Advice): Jeff@groundedpodcast.com

Jeff is back on the east coast for a podcast from the ORIGINAL Grounded Podcast Studios, and is joined by fellow comedians that also started in the Jacksonville, Florida comedy scene, KP Burke (twitter and Insta @KPBurkeSucks) and Chris Buck (Twitter and Insta @StopherBuck) for a fun podcast about Froggy Fresh, Stitches, more conversation about marrying yourself. Jeff also drops a You Cannot Be Serious about Southwest Airlines, and then Chris and KP weigh in on their things that annoy them. also Jeff asks KP and Chris WHATCHA GONNA DO with some classic scenarios. Jeff tries to do an eating segment on the podcast and review new products but KP is on a diet, and Chris has potential diabetes. KP and Buck are hilarious dudes and you should check them out if you get a chance. Some of the convo is inspired by sounds from the soundboard this episode! CASH ME OUTSIDE!!!   Follow Jeff: Facebook.com/jeffzenisek Twitter/insta/Snapchat: JeffZenisek Emails (Whatcha Gonna Dos, You Cannot Be Seriouses, Twitter Poll Ideas, Ask for Advice): Jeff@groundedpodcast.com

Jeff Zenisek comes back for episode 40 with a solo episode to talk about opening for Theo Von in a Casino, his previous casino shows, and to discuss the recent dude who crushed it on The Price is Right by setting a legendary record for Plinko. Jeff gets kicked out of his hotel in the middle of the podcast and had to finish it from his apartment to discuss the recent trend circling the blog circuit about the idea of marrying yourself or "Sologomy". Follow Jeff on EVERYTHING: Instagram: JeffZenisek Twitter: @JeffZenisek Subscribe to the Jeff Zenisek YouTube Channel Play games with Jeff on PS4: DangerZenisek Check www.jeffzenisek.com for tour dates HUGE SUMMER TOUR COMING UP!!! Send emails (Whatcha Gonna Do's, You Cannot Be Serious, ask for advice, etc) Be a true ZENISEK'S ADDICT!!!

Jeff Zenisek has childhood neighbor and good friend John Mironchik on the podcast to discuss his childhood, being influenced by Jackass, John and his buddies filming a Mr Bucket sketch that nearly killed his friend. Skateboarding off his roof, and being a dad. While doing this Jeff realizes he burnt some chicken John also answers pressing questions like "What type of asian are you?" Also John drops a You Cannot Be Serious! Jeff hopes you guys enjoy reminiscing as much as he does, Follow Jeff Zenisek: Insta and twitter: JeffZenisek GroundedPodcast Follow Jeffs YouTube Channel  

Jeff and Dana talk about the poll from last time that they didnt get to about holiday candy. Jeff and Dana make up for lost time by talking about candy for nearly a half hour. Jeff shows Dana the new fad that is going on with fidget spinners. And they discuss why Jeff thinks it is JUST A TOY, not a thing to help your kid quit fidgeting. It is a toy to ENABLE fidgeting. Jeff talks about the old clip of Sean Connery telling Barbara Walters he is cool with slapping women. Cheese update: Kraft Macaroni and Cheese released a Mother's Day commercial that is going viral You Cannot Be Serious! Jeff thinks people defending fidget spinners as anything other than a toy are idiots, Dana drops a fire rant about May the Fourth Be with You. Clips that were discussed: Sean Connery discusses women slapping: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oo0d1zTAFKA Mac and Cheese Swear like a mother video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jV-opIMAtD4 Follow Jeff: Facebook.com/jeffzenisek Twitter/insta/Snapchat: JeffZenisek Emails (Whatcha Gonna Dos, You Cannot Be Seriouses, Twitter Poll Ideas, Ask for Advice): Jeff@groundedpodcast.com

Jeff promotes Dana to Producer of the Grounded Podcast, and possibly fires her later in the episode, Jeff introduces a compromise box of mac and cheese that is a blue box of Kraft Mac but has toothpaste tube type squeeze cheese paste. Jeff talks about going to boston for the Women in Comedy Festival, and buying a Harvard Shirt so people think he is smart. Jeff takes a quiz to find out which Spice Girl he is, and he guesses which Spice Girl is Dana. Dana has several pet related You Cannot Be Seriouses, Jeff throws people playing sound on ipads and phones in public, and Shakespere. Jeff plays the clip of the Sarasota tennis match between Frances Tiafoe and Mitchell Krueger where people are heard having sex while the match is going on. Jeff plays the United plane video, and a video of a dude getting smashed in the face with a water balloon which reminds him of a time he smashed his friend in the face with water balloons Follow Jeff: Facebook.com/jeffzenisek Twitter/insta/Snapchat: JeffZenisek Emails (Whatcha Gonna Dos, You Cannot Be Seriouses, Twitter Poll Ideas, Ask for Advice): Jeff@groundedpodcast.com

Jeff brings his girlfriend Dana on the show to discuss a few topics of debates, including: Where are you supposed to sneeze? Whats the best boxed mac and cheese? Jeff is trying to figure out why his followers on twitter only come up for polls relating to cheese. Participate in other polls Jeff might do from this episode How old is Dana? What type of gay would Jeff be? or send in an idea to the podcast. Jeff introduces Dana to the YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS segment where Jeff talks about a feministy dude from his acting class and Adobe Flash bullshit. Dana brings her first You Cannot Be Serious to the podcast and she brings one involving Jeff. Jeff and Dana discuss the recent Pepsi commercial that pulled featuring Kendall Jenner, which prompted Jeff to bring back the Burger King commercial that Mary J Blige got in trouble for a few years ago.   Follow Jeff: Facebook.com/jeffzenisek Twitter/insta/Snapchat: JeffZenisek Emails (Whatcha Gonna Dos, You Cannot Be Seriouses, Twitter Poll Ideas, Ask for Advice): Jeff@groundedpodcast.com

Jeff does a late night podcast to ramble about Tea, dating apps, having to make a username for dating apps (Jdate in particular). getting a girlfriend and doing LA shit. Jeff went to the LA Zoo for the first time. Jeff talks about his Zoo visit, does a twitter poll to see "What is the worst pet?" Jeff talks a little about the La Brea Tar Pits, which is another LA thing to do that Jeff will check out soon. Jeff tells a few rambling stories about going to the Wave Pool in West Virginia, and having rat and mouse issues in his dorms in college. Send in stuff for the podcast to Whatcha Gonna Do? Twitter Poll ideas You Cannot Be Serious   Email: Jeff@groundedpodcast.com Insta, Snapchat, Twitter JeffZenisek GroundedPodcast

Jeff Zenisek discusses through a twitter poll what the worst first dates are. Cast your vote by following @JeffZenisek on twitter. Jeff asked a bunch of his followers on Snapchat to participate in the poll, trying to read the Snaps live on the show, only to get mostly pictures of peoples pets instead of responses to his questions. Jeff talks about his recent SLO Comedy Festival Appearences Jeff talks about the new live action Disney Beauty and the Beast movie, and how people are mad about the new gay character in the movie where a girl literally fucks a beast Jeff then brings back Story Time to tell you guys a brief version of the original Sleeping Beauty Story after trying to read the whole story aloud and failing miserably (turning a 15 minute story into a 30 minute ADHD Shocase of classic Jeff Zenisek Tangents). Jeff then tells the widely unknown part two of the story that nobody tells children because it is fucking horrifying. Follow Jeff Zenisek: Instagram, Snapchat, Twitter jeffzenisek Facebook: facebook.com/jeffzenisek Email the show: jeff@groundedpodcast.com Send in advice requests, whatcha gonna do scenarios, You cannot be seriouses, and twitter poll ideas, and youtube clips you want Jeff to discuss.

Jeff Zenisek kicks off the podcast by talking about the state of debate shows and how telling someone you disagree with to "Go Fuck Yourself" is just as good as making a point. And this new theory makes Jeff Zenisek the "GREATEST DEBATE PERSON EVER," Jeff takes on Neil Degrasse Tyson, Mitt Romney, and Bill Clinton and Jeff WHOOPS THAT ASS in debate. Jeff draws the connection from modern political shows to classic Jerry Springer shows and how they are pretty similar on their level of intelligence. Jeff has some new sounds on the board from going down the rabbit hole of Springer as well as a few video game YouTube videos (Jeff is currently working on an Uncharted 4 Multiplayer tips video) Jeff Tells the story of his first acting class as well as his twitter poll results on the dude in the grocery store with the bluetooth speaker. SUBSCRIBE ON YouTube!! Jeff is still wanting the ridiculous 5-Star Reviews for iTunes, Brody shows up to screw things up again. Lets get some WHATCHA GONNA DOs going some TWITTER POLLS Follow Jeff Zenisek INSTA/TWITTER/SNAPCHAT @JeffZenisek and @GroundedPodcast Send emails ASK THE DEBATE CHAMP FOR ADVICE!!! Jeff@GroundedPodcast.com go to www.JeffZenisek.com for dates!!!

Jeff Zenisek asks everyone to participate in a ridiculous iTunes 5 Star review challenge. Do it for The Grounded Podcast and The Snappy Hour!!! Jeff talks about Dr. Phil and the Cash Me Outside chick. Brody stops by for a bit to be called out for not being present all the time. Jeff hammers Southwest Airlines and a few douchebags on the plane with a "You Cannot Be Serious" for not recognizing that being 6'7" is a handicap on a plane. Jeff tells the unbelievable story of how he almost killed a lady while he was sleeping on the plane. Jeff deals with a very serious debate of what the worst pizza place is on Twitter! @JeffZenisek Follow Jeff on Twitter/Snapchat/Instagram: @JeffZenisek @GroundedPodcast Send some emails to Jeff@groundedpodcast.com Tour dates at jeffzenisek.com

Jeff Zenisek welcomes the hosts of The Snappy Hour Podcast (@TheSnappyHour @JDShort and @TheBrianShow) This is part of PODCASTAMANIA with THE SNAPPY HOUR PODCAST. Please subscribe to them Jeff starts the podcast with a West Virginia reminisce session where Jeff and JD talk about going to Star Wars Episode 1 on midnight premiere, and how awful it was. They discuss the Wrong Turn movie and how West Virginia gets a bad rap. Also a few guest YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUSES This is a pretty WHATCHA GONNA DO heavy podcast with some TWITTER POLLS. A few serious questions are to be answered. What is the proper dick pic ettiquette for sending and recieving nudes? Would you make everyone else's dick smaller or just make yours bigger? Drive home in rain? or business luncheon every day. French kiss your dad? or a cow's butthole? Please subscribe and review both podcasts with 5 Stars on iTunes. Follow The Snappy Hour and the hosts: twitter/instagram facebook.com/TheSnappyHour thesnappyhour.com @TheSnappyHour @JDShort @TheBrianShow/ (@The_Brian_Show on twitter) Also don't forget about our hero Jeff Zenisek Twitter/insta/Snapchat JeffZenisek GroundedPodcast www.jeffzenisek.com facebook.com/jeffzenisek facebook.com/jeffzenisekcomedy facebook.com/groundedpodcast Send EMAILS!!! jeff@groundedpodcast.com

Jeff Zenisek delivers the first Grounded Podcast of 2017 from the FROG (Finished Room Over Garage) room of his sister's Va Beach home while they sleep as not to disturb them and their daughter with the horrendeous shit that Jeff says on the podcast. Jeff rifles off several You Cannot Be Seriouses about different things (traffic from schools, car rental companies, taking a "crazy photo") Jeff talks about his crowning achievement in Snapchat which will be posted on his facebook to try and get more people to follow him. Jeff then talks about his experience going to a taping of The Price is Right. Follow Jeff: Facebook.com/jeffzenisek Twitter/insta/Snapchat: JeffZenisek Emails (Whatcha Gonna Dos, You Cannot Be Seriouses,

In Episode 29 of the Grounded Podcast (A very special Christmas Episode) Jeff talks about the results of his first Twitter poll which covers the very heated issue of cheese freezing. (Check Jeff's Facebook for more details) is also the "You Cannot Be Serious" Jeff reads an essay that his buddy Jake wrote from 2007 when Jeff ate shit trying to dunk a basketball for over 1000 people as a mascot in college. Jeff brings back the instant storytime segment this time to discuss the bible story Noah. Jeff Puts out a Snap asking the audience what the worst Christmas song ever is? What do you think it is? He will probably discuss it more on the next episode if people send in more opinions about it. There is a new viral video going around where a dude freaks out about getting a PS4 for xmas and a cat attacks him. Follow Jeff Zenisek: facebook.com/jeffzenisek facebook.com/jeffzenisekcomedy Twitter, Instagram, Periscope, Snapchat JeffZenisek GroundedPodcast  

Jeff Zenisek is back in the original Grounded Podcast Studios (upstairs in his parents house) to deliver another all over the place rant for nearly an hour where Jeff gets into his sister visiting his apartment in LA and going to see and hopefully participate in a taping of The Price is Right. Jeff somehow transitions from that to the games that you can win inside fast food places and how he used to be a master of the Taco Bell Rotating Neon Platforms game...which sparked his memory of a old restuarant in West Virginia his mom used to take him to called Rax. Which had a Shot Glass in a Fish Tank Game that Jeff used to dominate for free Rax Cheeseburgers. Which then sparked Jeff to wonder what happened to the restuarant chain Rax...Dont worry though. Jeff reads the entire history and current status of the Rax chain. Jeff gets into an email from a listener with a great Whatcha Gonna Do Scenario in it... Thanks MikeD!! Please send Jeff emails featuring a list of the type of people you hate, Whatcha Gonna Do Scenarios, You Cannot Be Serious Topics, Songs you want Jeff to talk about. Send them to: Jeff@groundedpodcast.com Jeff@jeffzenisek.com Twitter: @JeffZenisek Instagram: JeffZenisek Snapchat: JeffZenisek Thanks for listening! Tell your friends and review my podcast on itunes (preferably positive)

Jeff Zenisek discusses thanksgiving traditions, a YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS about a douchebag who is suing Chipotle because the burritos are "too filling." Jeff brings up a picture he wanted to talk about that is Halloween related, but Jeff laughed at this picture for 20 minutes straight when he first saw it, so its worth it. Jeff also talks about doing Let's Plays on his YouTube channel and the poor choice he made in his first lets play. He also discusses dudes who freak out playing video games, and brings a few examples from a Lets play that he watched recently. Follow Jeff Zenisek's YouTube Channel: Jeff Zenisek Twitter/Instagram: jeffzenisek | groundedpodcast www.jeffzenisek.com www.twitch.tv/dangerzenisek

Jeff features a few comics from all over at the first live recording of The Grounded Podcast. William Spottedbear (Minneapolis), Tyler Sonnichsen (Knoxville), Krish Mohan (DC). Jeff passes out Hi-C Ecto Cooler's that he found (and bought way too many of) at a grocery store. He discusses the history of the Hi-C drink. Jeff then talks about the World Series and the Cubs Billy Goat curse. He mentions how he watched it at a bar and saw a political ad against Trump that made everyone in the bar laugh out loud. Then Jeff brings in some campaign clips from previous lower level elections to make fun of. Then he plays a silly clip of a newscaster getting hit by a sled to bring everyone back together again. Here are the clips: Hillary's Anti Trump Ad: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oy8HRdlLGCQ Lake Emergence Ad: https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=3&v=BODbfSBvnTo Schoolboard Star Wars Ad: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLi5B0Iefsk&index=23&list=PLT50gVZMjDfK4wKADYz6YVvL0M2JTWZkj Los Angeles Gangster Rap Ad: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZ3B8WvVjL4 Little Girl Fish Ad: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYN-Awrq3og Brain on Drugs Ad: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ub_a2t0ZfTs Father Son Drug Bonding Ad: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUXb7do9C-w Finally to cheer you up, Newscaster hit by sled clip: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4B-kMtpGpn4 Follow Jeff Zenisek on everything: most of his names are: JeffZenisek facebook.com/jeffzenisekcomedy @GroundedPodcast jeffzenisek.com Jeffs Funny Friends: Tyler Sonnichsen: Twitter: @TylerSonic | tylersonic.com William Spottedbear: Twitter: WillSpottedbear | willspottedbear.com Krish Mohan: Twitter: @KrishMohan | ramannoodlescomedy.com https://www.facebook.com/Krish.Mohan.Comedian/  

Jeff discusses Corey Feldman's weird return to the Today show to "lose his damn mind" again. Jeff updates you guys on whats going on in LA currently for him, doing his first "acting" audition. Check Jeff's calendar on www.jeffzenisek.com to see where he is going to be coming up!!!     Follow Jeff on: Twitter: jeffzenisek Instagram: JeffZenisek Snapchat: JeffZenisek Youtube.com/user/jeffzenisek

Jeff tries to figure out why people suddenly hate Christopher Columbus while reminiscing about learning about him in school. Jeff recalls a story from teaching a summer camp of kids and dealing with children. Jeff also makes a point of how pathetic it is when a politician tries to be a regular person. Jeff makes this point by discussing the California Senate race where a candidate tried to punctuate her closing remarks with a dab (dont worry if you dont know what the dab is Jeff explains it). Jeff suggests that rather than taking down Columbus, we take down David of the David and Goliath story, especially after starting a potentially new segment called "storytime" Suggest a story for Jeff to read (be detailed in your story request, cause Jeff has probably not read the story you're talking about). ask for advice, submit a would you rather Contact Jeff: jeff@jeffzenisek.com jeff@groundedpodcast.com Twitter @jeffzenisek Insta: JeffZenisek Snapchat: JeffZenisek YouTube: youtube.com/user/jeffzenisek Twitch: twitch.tv/dangerzenisek

Jeff Zenisek goes off on a rant about Michael Jordan and his retired number fiasco, and reminisces about his childhood and remembers his childhood Michael Jordan pogs. Jeff keeps a similar theme from last episode where he bitches about children comedians, but since the previous episode there has been more news about children comedy. An adult wrote a blog about how the 13 year old wrote a joke poking fun at someone other than Donald Trump and now they have to write a blog about offensive it is to make a training bra joke that involves Caitlyn Jenner. Then also Jeff saw an article being passed around by fellow comics that A&E picked up a series following the career of an 11 year old comic. She was featured on the Today Show and Jeff talks about the clip. Then Jeff transitions into what happens when we get behind a mediocre talented child star before they hone their craft by showing the clip of Corey Feldman and his weird dancing and ridiculous club song. follow Jeff Zenisek: Twitter: @JeffZenisek Insta: JeffZenisek Snapchat: JeffZenisek facebook.com/jeffzenisek New Addition to Jeff's repertoire: Watch Jeff broadcast his game play from cool video games and chat with him online while he does it via TWITCH twitch.tv/dangerzenisek Follow and subscribe please! You guys are the best!

Jeff Zenisek deals out another "You Cannot Be Serious" without playing the lead in music because he is too passionate about his hatred for child comedians and shows that give a national platform for children of mediocre talent. Jeff briefly discusses his going to comedy festivals while taking tangents and getting off subject like always and tries to find an origin for galactic bowling (the worst thing ever). Follow Jeff Zenisek: Twitter: @jeffzenisek Instagram: JeffZenisek Snapchat: jeffzenisek facebook.com/jeffzenisek facebook.com/jeffzenisekcomedy Please rate my podcast 5 stars on iTunes! Subscribe to my YouTube Channel: www.youtube.com/user/jeffzenisek

Jeff Zenisek welcomes Kevin Funk (fellow comedian/musician/new resident to Los Angeles from Florida) to the Grounded Podcast Studio to discuss the life changing move in a last minute podcast because Jeff had to go to guitar center right before they closed to buy cables he believes he left at a Best Western. Jeff and Kevin moving, tennis, and do a classic Watcha Gonna Do. Jeff also brings up some old shit from previous podcasts because he was excited to show Kevin some tennis stuff. Who doesnt wanna hear the 39 year old Jimmy Conners call a chair umpire an abortion to his face again? Send ideas to jeff@groundedpodcast.com Follow Jeff Twitter: @JeffZenisek @GroundedPodcast Insta: @JeffZenisek @Groundedpodcast Tour dates: jeffzenisek.com

Jeff rambles about getting settled in LA with his sweet room setup. Getting a top of the line office chair that beats his 2011 purchase of the 9to5 Vesta Chair by googling the best chair for tall people and reading through the bullshit chair critics bought by big chair companies like Herman Miller. EUROTECH iOO for life #BestChairEver. Also Brody stops by to talk about his new job. Jeff gets into a You Cannot Be Serious about Bed Bath and Beyond and talks about the 2016 BBB Debacle that was Jeff's simple order for sheets. Follow Jeff on Twitter Insta, Facebook, Periscope, and find his fan page!! @jeffzenisek email Jeff for advice, say hi, give him something you want him to weigh in on, send him links to clips or songs you want him to talk about etc. Jeff@jeffzenisek.com  

Jeff throws together a podcast while trying to get his shit together in his new apartment in LOS ANGELES, CA. Jeff describes the moving process because that is mainly all he has been dealing with lately. Jeff rambles mostly about hanging out at home depot. And pretending to be a handyman for a few weeks. Jeff also announces 4 UPCOMING FESTIVALS that he has been chosen to perform. Jeff is going to be in the following festivals: August 9-14 Asheville, NC - The 10th Annual Laugh Your Asheville Off Comedy Festival August 14-20 Burbank, CA - Burbank Comedy Festival August 26-28 Cleveland, OH - Accidental Comedy Fest September 9-11 - Kansas City, MO - Kansas City Comedy Festival Follow Jeff on social media: @jeffzenisek - twitter/instagram/ jeffzenisek - Snapchat facebook.com/jeffzenisek

Jeff talks about his visit to Los Angeles, looking for an apartment, parking tickets, and air mattresses. Also Brody comes back for a visit to talk about his apartment hunt and business woes. Jeff brings back the You Cannot Be Serious Segment about salads. Follow Jeff on Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, and Periscope: @JeffZenisek Email: jeff@groundedpodcast.com Jeff@jeffzenisek.com Please leave 5-Star Reviews on iTunes.  

Jeff has fellow comedian Christina Schriver on the podcast to discuss her first paid road gig in comedy, doing clean shows for people that are not ideal comedy audiences. Jeff shows Christina the amazing underground hip/hop artist Stitches. Jeff also asks Christina a difficult Whatcha Gonna Do? Give the Grounded Podcast your 5-star reviews! Email him: jeff@groundedpodcast.com follow on Twitter, Facebook, Insta, Snapchat, etc. JeffZenisek  

Jeff talks about doing shows for doing shows in south Florida for mostly older crowds, childhood toys. Then Jeff goes down an internet rabbit hole watching clips of old game shows he wanted to be on like Double Dare, Guts, Nick Arcade and Legends of the Hidden Temple. Also Jeff finds a deep dark secret about the host of Double Dare. Then He watches and comments on videos where kids eat shit in the game shows. Also another WHATCHA GONNA DO! Follow Jeff: Snapchat, Insta, Twitter, Facebook, Periscope!!! @JeffZenisek jeffzenisek.com email him: Jeff@groundedpodcast.com  

Jeff dives further down the internet's Hulk Hogan rabbit hole and discovers that the Hulkster had a pasta restaurant called Pastamania!  WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN HUNGER RULES YOU BROTHER!?!?!  Maybe eat some Hulkaroos (Hulk-shaped Spaghetti-O's) and watch the ridiculous promo he cut about the grand opening in the Mall of America. After watching Hulk Hogan's legendary Wrestlemania IV Promo, Jeff takes a look back and shows you what he considers a changing of the guard promo moment, in watching the Wrestlemania III promo where Mean Gene interviews the prim and proper, dressed to the nines Ricky The Dragon Steamboat. Then immediately interviews the shirtless, greased up, bright red, screaming lunatic that is our hero HULK HOGAN. Jeff Also talks about being on the road in South Florida, and how he hates the current state of superhero movies.   Email: Jeff@groundedpodcast.com Follow Jeff: Instagram, Twitter, Periscope, Snapchat, Vine @jeffzenisek Facebook.com/jeffzenisek Please leave 5-star reviews on iTunes. Subscribe and tell your friends!  

Jeff discusses the greatest Hulk Hogan promo of all time (Wrestlemania 4). Jeff talks about shitty places he has performed that later had a violent crime happen at the venue. Another video clip of Alonzo Hamburger Jones, this one is his joke on why he says hamburger all the time. Jeff tackles a new WHATCHA GONNA DO scenario, with a new Snapchat system. Please rate the show 5 stars on iTunes Email Jeff to ask for advice, send in whatcha gonna do's and ideas for music and video clips: Jeff@groundedpodcast.com Follow Jeff on everything (now also Snapchat) @JeffZenisek  

Jeff makes a big announcement:The Grounded Podcast is now a twice monthly podcast.New episodes will be dropping on the 10th and 25th of each month. Jeff Talks about bombing in front of an all black crowd while he tries to break down the footage from the Alonzo "Hamburger" Jones set. Jeff tries to study the popularity of the Def Comedy Jam and the loves the raw filthy comedy that was on it. Jeff also breaks down a classic song by the Sugar Hill Gang called Rappers Delight. Please leave 5-Star Reviews for The Grounded Podcast on iTunes. Follow @JeffZenisek on Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, SnapChat, Periscope, and Vine. Email Jeff@groundedpodcast.com and ask for advice, or give Jeff some music to listen to on the show, or send a Whatcha Gonna Do Scenario.    

Jeff continues his interview with childhood friends (non-comedian regular dudes) and discusses the most elaborate prank of all time. One of Jeff's lifetime crowning achievements. We talk about how Colby's butthole is his Achille's heel. Mostly another podcast of how Jeff was a dick to his friends as a child Also Jeff weighs in on the huge $140 million Hulk Hogan vs. Gawker lawsuit and discusses why it can suck to be an aging celebrity. Go to jeffzenisek.com to see his upcoming dates!!! follow Jeff on Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, Periscope, and Snapchat. @JeffZenisek Email Jeff Whatcha Gonna Do Scenarios, send in music for Jeff to talk about, and ask for advice: jeff@groundedpodcast.com

Jeff has his longtime friends Colby Shannon and Nick Mironchick to join in on the Grounded Podcast festivities which include: 1.) Having extreme sound issues that Jeff doesnt know how to fix because he is not a sound engineer. 2.) Finishing recording a successfull podcast in a resonable amount of time, and losing all of it because computer issues. 3.) Taking waaayyy longer than expected to actually bank a working recording of the podcast and starting completely over without telling the podcast guests. This is the third recording attempt (first one that worked). This episode includes a discussion of why Jeff loves bitch drinks, Nick describes traumatic events in his childhood that Jeff had subject him to growing up together. Jeff and Nick bicker over Nick and his brothers coming over and mooching Hot Pockets from Jeff and his family, and Jeff defends his "Airsoft Gun in Waistband" enforcement of house rules growing up. Nick warns Jeff of future revenge he is plotting. To see if Jeff is performing near you check the calendar at www.jeffzenisek.com Leave a 5 star review for his podcast on iTunes Send in Would You Rather Scenarios for "Whatcha Gonna Do" Send in Songs you want Jeff to talk about: Follow him on everything:FacebookInstagram, Twitter, Periscope, Vine @JeffZenisek Let Jeff give you horrible advice!! Email: jeff@groundedpodcast.com  

Jeff offers up creative suggestions for a romantic Valentine's Day. Jeff talks about how Valentine's day has the worst candy of any holiday. And begins to describe his "Chex Mix Theory"Even though he should say "Trail Mix Theory" Jeff Apologizes for his recent email crisis, and then responds to the first LISTENER EMAILS!!!! Jeff talks about his recent road trip to DC and South of the Border. Musical segment with 4 Non Blondes. Jeff discusses what makes a song truly terrible for karaoke. Jeff reveals the twitter of @AmazingNachos who shared a show with him and got higher accolades than him. Send in Whatcha Gonna Do's, Ask for Advice, Brody Adventures, and Songs you want Jeff to talk about. jeff@groundedpodcast.com Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, Periscope @JeffZenisek