Nobody's Listening, Right?

This week we tackle everything from affairs in the workplace to the history of castrati. We debate a past ear surgery, come to new Heaven's Gate conclusions, hear about Andy's new yoked adventure with @jointrainwell, and even throw out some lemon cookies! It's all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right? Support NLR join trainwell Take the quiz to find your perfect trainer and get 14 days of free training here: https://go.trainwell.net/NobodysListeningRight Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our recommendations Here ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters 00:00 Intro 02:12 Work Wife 04:02 The Pros Of Polyamory 04:56 Infidelity & How Affairs Happen 14:53 Poly Problems 16:47 Trainwell AD 2 19:06 Dilemma vs Dilemna Pt 2 19:42 Ears Pinned Back 26:50 Alien First Contact 32:48 Heaven's Gate Cult 36:55 Twig Or Berries? 38:46 Castrato 43:12 Best By Dates 45:15 Hyperemesis Gravidarum Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This week Elizabeth and Andy argue dental night guard cleaning etiquette, revisit fart-induced tears, get in shape with trainwell, tackle parenting dilemmas about inappropriate songs, work through middle-of-the-night cuddle woes, and react to the wildest list of reasons husbands supposedly want to leave their wives at 50. It's all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right? Support NLR: join trainwell Take the quiz to find your perfect trainer and get 14 days of free training here: https://go.trainwell.net/NobodysListeningRight Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our recommendations Here ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters 00:00 Intro 02:56 Dentist Etiquette 16:32 One Fart Many Tears 21:04 Dental Health In The Old Days 21:58 Green Day Longview Dilemma  40:12 Cuddle Time 46:43 The Reasons Husband Leave Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Elizabeth is in her head this week, but that doesn't stop us from chatting about: Panda Inn, facing uncomfortable food truths, breaking up with Haribo Gummy Bears, a beautiful family story from the past, and a new obsession taking over the house (spoiler: Credit Card Points). It's all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right?  ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬  Support NLR by supporting our amazing sponsors: OneSkin Get 15% off OneSkin with the code: NLR at https://www.oneskin.co/  #oneskinpod ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our recommendations Here ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters 00:00 Intro 00:38 Light Me Up 02:46 Doing Everything Wrong 03:01 Panda Inn / Panda Express 08:24 Food Cross Contamination 11:00 Haribo Goldbears Have Gelatin 17:15 Ring Cam Faux Pas 21:29 MIDROLL: ONESKIN 23:39 Grandma Sounds Awesome 26:57 Family History Curiosity 33:14 Credit Card Points 34:39 The Points Guy 39:56 Hilton Rewards 45:41 Taxes Taxes Taxes Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We have some STORIES this week! Elizabeth attends a moving Memorial Day service, Andy earns the “King Of Leasing” crown, A snake must move on to its next journey, and A.I. truly blows minds! It's all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right?  ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our recommendations Here ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters 00:00 Intro 04:16 Memorial Day Ceremony 06:45 Taps 09:29 Cults Like Us by Jane Borden 19:16 Snake Situation 29:15 A Trip To The Salon 35:13 The Lease King 45:11 A Principled Liar 47:37 AI Blows Our Minds Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Mahjong is tearing the house apart, fudge should be made, Elizabeth's astrology proclivities are growing, and a surprise trip down memory lane… It's all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right?  ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬  Support NLR by supporting our amazing sponsors: Brooklyn Bedding Get 30% off → go to → BrooklynBedding.com and use promo code: NLR at checkout ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our recommendations Here ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters 00:00 Intro 02:29 Go Make Some Fudge  08:05 Mahjong Woes 17:14 Lou On The Block 31:55 Astrology Obsessed  38:29 Appreciating Things  42:03 Memory Lane Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Andy is beaming proud of Elizabeth after a bold and humiliating pilates ordeal, Elizabeth knows when it's time to throw things in the trash, A free Baha Blast, and A PET RACCOON… It's all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right?  ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬  Support NLR by supporting our amazing sponsors: Fast Growing Trees Go to: https://www.fast-growing-trees.com/ and Get 15% off your first purchase when using the code NLR at checkout OneSkin Get 15% off OneSkin with the code: NLR at https://www.oneskin.co/  #oneskinpod ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our recommendations Here ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters 00:00 Intro 01:13 French Men Stereotypes 04:29 Trash Underwear 06:10 Pelvic Prolapse 09:54 Pilates Proud 19:58 Hey Daddy 28:10 Pet Raccoon 32:31 AI Is Listening 41:08 Reformation Jeans 44:12 An Apology 46:33 Morning Dates 47:14 City Golf Carts 50:27 Free Baha Blast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Andy's principled nature forces him to step into an extremely high stakes argument about a new shoe cabinet, Elizabeth uncovers her political prospects, things are juiced, and so much more! It's all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right?  *Check out our NEW Daily Podcast: Nobody's News* ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters 00:00 Intro 03:59 Refundable Hotels 05:46 Parenting Misstep 09:22 Shoe Cabinet Drama 22:54 A Cabin Apology 28:18 ER Visit 28:40 Elizabeth's New Friend 37:46 Elizabeth The Politician Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Bad Vibes turn into Good Vibes, Andy goes to Bakersfield while Elizabeth plans an epic trip, Summer plans/dreams revealed, and much more! It's all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right?  *Check out our NEW Daily Podcast: Nobody's News* https://linktr.ee/nobodysnewsdaily ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬  Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters 00:00 Intro  01:30 Very Interesting,If You Will 08:08 Universal Sign For Help 11:24 Andy In Bakersfield 14:19 Big News 23:51 Global Entry Famous 26:45 Huntington vs Descanso Gardens 33:06 Hot Flash 39:02 Car Confidence 41:56 M.A.S.H. 43:18 Morning Date 44:49 Los Angeles Crime 51:54 Intrusive Thoughts & OCD 55:21 Why New Bins? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Andy is feeling a little down after Hot-Tubbing, Elizabeth gets a Pilates badge of honor, a cult-y update, Spring Break stories, sandy dalliances, and more… It's all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right?  *Check out our NEW Daily Podcast: Nobody's News* @NobodysNewsDaily https://linktr.ee/nobodysnewsdaily ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬  Support NLR by supporting our amazing sponsors: OneSkin Get 15% off OneSkin with the code: NLR at https://www.oneskin.co/ #oneskinpod Brooklyn Bedding  Get 30% off your order!  Go to http://brooklynbedding.com  and use promo code: NLR ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes! https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch! https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters 00:10 Intro 03:14 It Was A Cult! 05:12 Pilates Butt Pat 09:28 Let's Talk About My Body 20:15 Wrong Instructions? 22:06 Goodbye Easel 30:14 Crash Into Me 33:35 One Car Family 40:07 Spring Break 47:35 Classic College Spring Break 54:49 Olive Loaf 57:23 High School Visiter Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Andy recaps an A+ Birthday, Elizabeth get's checked out, a deep dive into Temptation Island is had, and inspiration is found in an unlikely amazing man. It's all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right?  *Check out our NEW Daily Podcast: Nobody's News* ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes! https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch! https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters 00:00 Intro 00:37 Deliciously Delectable 04:37 Birthday Recap 11:53 Getting Checked Out 15:09 Temptation Island 26:44 The Best Host Of All Time 31:37 Mark L. Walberg 40:31 Social Etiquette 52:46 Bird Instagram Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Do Flamingos have sex on one leg? Can Tai Chi ever be a cult? How does one conduct themselves in a UPS store? We answer these questions and much more on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right?  *Check out our NEW Daily Podcast: Nobody's News* ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes! https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch! https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters 00:00 Intro 03:43 Flamingo Facts 11:55 Lack Of Mirrors In Public Restrooms 14:41 Pink Fairy Armadillo 15:20 How Long Animals Sleep 18:39 Tai Chi Fail 44:49 Angry Crossfitters 50:04 UPS Rage 56:59 Trader Joes Sparkling Limeade 58:19 Tates Soft Bakes Cookies Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This week we debate how age works, absorb sage advice from a grilled cheese connoisseur, discuss an OCD incident, make a plan for the Betty White stamp unveiling and more! It's all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right?  *Check out our NEW Daily Podcast: Nobody's News* ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬  Support NLR by supporting our amazing sponsors: OneSkin Get 15% off OneSkin with the code: NLR at https://www.oneskin.co/  #oneskinpod ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes! https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch! https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters 00:00 Intro 07:58 How Age Works 11:02 The Next CrossFit 12:36 No Need To Worry 15:20 Goal Setting vs Pacts 17:38 Saying I Love You 20:42 OCD 25:15 Younger Drinking 30:52 73 Year Old Wisdom 41:30 Cape Style 45:24 Betty White Event Plans Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This week Elizabeth is blown away by an organizational anomaly, the origins of mozzarella are explored, a new groundbreaking YouTube channel is launched, Pineapples are symbolic in the lifestyle, and more! It's all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right?  *Check out our NEW Daily Podcast: Nobody's News* https://linktr.ee/nobodysnewsdaily ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬  Support NLR by supporting our amazing sponsors: Brooklyn Bedding Get 30% off your order! Go to http://brooklynbedding.com and use promo code: NLR Factor Meals Get 50% off your first box plus free shipping! Go to http://factormeals.com/nlr50off ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright 
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This week Andy steps into some major Guitar Center drama, Elizabeth has a baffling/troubling experience at Urgent Care, a Mahjong punking holds delightful news, Nipples vs Toes, and much more! It's all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right?  *Check out our NEW Daily Podcast: Nobody's News* @NobodysNewsDaily https://linktr.ee/nobodysnewsdaily ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬  Support NLR by supporting our amazing sponsors: Fast Growing Trees Get 15% Off your first purchase! Use the code: NLR at checkout when you shop at https://www.fastgrowingtrees.com ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes! https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch! https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters 00:00 Intro 02:23 Guitar Center Drama 24:26 Mahjong Prank 38:46 Sharing A Tent 42:42 Urgent Care 55:18 Toss It? 58:20 Cold Nipples Small Toes Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This week: Elizabeth's Mahjong confidence is rattled, Andy's soul is buoyed by ping-pong, Brooke Shields is ruffling our feathers, Standing on one foot is sexy, and much more… It's all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right?  *Check out our NEW Daily Podcast: Nobody's News* @NobodysNewsDaily ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes! https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch! https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters 00:00 Intro 01:23 Mahjong Tears 04:10 Play From The Heart 08:17 Dinosaurs 17:14 Handsomest Of The Night 19:50 Ping Pong Love 21:21 On One Foot 29:06 White Lotus 30:38 I Hate Snakes 33:00 Fat Boy Jr 41:40 Introverted Vs Extroverted 45:55 Big Questions 50:47 Not Real Simple Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This week we dissect gossip, learn from competitive domino artists, discover an early form of influencer marketing, talk scammers, and much more… It's all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right?  *Check out our NEW Daily Podcast: Nobody's News* @NobodysNewsDaily ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes! https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch! https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters 00:00 Intro 02:35 Addicted To Suffering 04:21 Domino Life Lessons 14:58 Gossip 34:08 Coach Andy 37:49 Mahjong In Vegas 43:31 Shopping Cart History 49:47 Influencer Marketing 53:04 Ping Pong Blade 55:51 Scamanda Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

An embarrassing incident with a housekeeper, the “wrong” way to eat a cinnamon roll, Andy's jealousy of Elizabeth's healthy stream, learning to be a better texter/friend, Elizabeth's fear of getting CSI'd…It's all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right?  *Check out our NEW Daily Podcast: Nobody's News* @NobodysNewsDaily ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes! https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch! https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters 00:00 Intro 02:50 Healthy Streams 04:37 Body Envy 05:56 Embarrassing 16:37 Tell The Neighbors? 18:19 Food Rewards 23:15 Cinnamon Roll Ethics 34:43 Party Time 44:11 Bad Texter 56:17 It's Happening For You Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Elizabeth has a WILD take that may put the future of our podcast in jeopardy, No hot water leaves us feeling crusty, A trip to CVS leads us to ask some fidelity questions, and we assess the different types of parenting styles when it comes to sports… It's all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening Right?  *Check out our NEW Daily Podcast: Nobody's News* @NobodysNewsDaily ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes! https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch! https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters 00:00 Intro  01:04 Please Don't Report Us To H.R.  11:57 Feeling Crusty 13:35 Earthquakes  18:11 Tales At CVS  38:39 Rec Centers Rule  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Listeners discover an old episode forecasting the future, A birthday party is a surprise gift, Greasy paper bags are slip and slides for germs, and a Father's pride pulls at our heartstrings… It's all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening Right?  *Check out our NEW Daily Podcast: Nobody's News* ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes! https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch! https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters 00:00 Intro 01:26 We Saw The Future 05:05 Surprise Saturday 19:17 Getting Through The Day 22:02 Ambivert 23:51 Five Guys Woes 34:41 An Unshod Apology 39:26 Leading Cause Of 40 Year Old Deaths 40:07 Proud Fathers Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Baseball bods, minimalism lifestyle, going barefoot, Andy's vocal tics and more… It's all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening Right?  *Check out our NEW Daily Podcast: Nobody's News* ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬  Support NLR by supporting our amazing sponsors: MAGIC MIND Get 48% off your first subscription or 20% off one time purchases with code: NLR20 at checkout via: https://www.magicmind.com/NLR ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes! https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch! https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters 00:00 Intro 01:00 Baseball Butts 02:52 Andy's Dad Is A Podcast Star 06:05 Less Is More? 22:14 Barefoot and Unshod! 28:52 Why do horses need horseshoes 43:43 Therapist In Training 50:43 Smiles 55:00 Bleeps and Bloops 01:00:30 Voices In Your Head 01:02:46 Shoes Of Or Shoes On? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on NLR: A HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT, a much needed marsupial mea culpa, an alien embarrassment, and a thoughtful discourse on nipple 'n tongue piercings…It's all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening Right?  *We have a NEW daily podcast called Nobody's News launching February 3rd. It would mean the world to us for you to subscribe/follow wherever you get your podcasts. Here's a link to the show on Spotify and Apple. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬  Support NLR by supporting our amazing sponsors: MAGIC MIND Get 45% off the Magic Mind bundle with our link! https://www.magicmind.com/NLRJAN ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes! https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch! https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters 00:00 Intro 02:59 Sorry Captain Kangaroo! 13:19 Alien Embarrassment 19:27 Full Circle Prejudice 22:15 Ready To Launch 32:04 Tetris Update 36:57 Nipple Rings 38:08 Tongue Piercings 47:51 Happiness in the Costco Air Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week we share the 2 most important PSAs you will ever need to know! Plus we chat about: circumcision, doctor's asking important questions, a trip down memory lane, a trick to warm up your hands, and more… It's all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening Right? Podcast. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support NLR by supporting our amazing sponsors: Go to Zocdoc.com/NLR and download the Zocdoc app to sign-up for FREE and book a top-rated doctor. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support the show! https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Podcast: https://linktr.ee/nobodyslisteningright Website + Merch: https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters 00:00 Intro 00:25 Lymphatic Face Massage 02:20 Why is it so hard to form new habits 08:37 Chlamydia Woes 27:30 Circumcision 32:01 A Trip Down Memory Lane 48:35 Warm Hands Trick Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Elizabeth and Andy recap their experience of the devastating LA Fires, there's a big update on their four year running beef with Digital Dream Labs, Elizabeth discusses positivity and manifesting and why they are selling their cabin in the mountains. It's all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening Right? Podcast. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support NLR by supporting our amazing sponsor: MAGIC MIND Get 45% off the Magic Mind bundle with our link! www.magicmind.com/NLRJAN ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support the show via Patreon!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters 00:00 Intro 00:38 Los Angeles Wildfires 25:57 Wicked 31:37 Digital Dream Labs update 36:26 What happened to the optimism?

A game of Tetris triggers some family drama, a January dopamine detox, Fab February, Think to Talk or Talk to Think, Queer Eye inspiration and more… It's all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening Right? Podcast. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬  Support NLR by supporting our amazing sponsors: Go to Zocdoc.com/NLR and download the Zocdoc app to sign-up for FREE and book a top-rated doctor. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support the show via Patreon!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters 00:00 Intro 01:19 Being a Mean Mom 04:02 Tetris Effect Connected 13:48 New Year, New Slate 15:12 The No-Fun Bus 16:48 Not respecting resolutions 19:26 Dopamine Detox 24:20 Going off caffeine 26:38 1 Cigarette takes 20 minutes off your life 33:27  Think to Talk or Talk to Think 38:14 Digital Dream Labs update 44:25 Gargling is Good for you 50:07 Flossing is important 51:55 Facial Fascia 54:10 Queer Eye

Happy New Year! It might be a doozy, so let's get messy! This week we chat about: New Years resolutions, babies and bike helmets, eczema empathy and more.  It's all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening Right? Podcast. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support the show via Patreon!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters 00:00 Intro 01:11 It's going to be a doozy 02:15 Cycling with a baby 06:59 Put on your helmet 10:43 Andy can't lie or act 13:11 The first pancake 14:53 Someone I love has eczema 21:31 Telepathy Tapes 23:09 Goodbye 2024 24:16 Aliens and Astrology 27:41 Let's go 2025 28:46 I want to get messy 36:42 A year of optimism 47:11 I'm going to try

Elizabeth and Andy discuss: The birth of baby Jesus, Andy proposes a dangerous F/M/K for Elizabeth to answer, a ten part list to having confidence, the importance of optimism, and holiday gratitude to all you Nobody's out there for listening!  It's all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening Right? Podcast. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support NLR by supporting our amazing sponsors: DIPSEA Get a 30 day free trial when you go to DipseaStories.com/NLR ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ upport the show via Patreon!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters 00:00 Intro 02:51 Christian Booty 04:03 Do we have any  Baháʼí listeners? 05:00 Jesus was a socialist 08:25 Sexy Mixologist 12:21 F, Marry, Kill pt. 2 17:46 A quick pee update 20:52 Tushy 24:57 Festive Feasting 27:29 Misophonia 31:23 Confidence is King 48:17 Acquired Podcast and Optimism

Elizabeth and Andy discuss: Homeschooling teacher scandals (00:34), the New Jersey drone fiasco (25:10), a claustrophobic nightmare (41:07), whether or not some of A & E's acquaintances are actually aliens (30:52), a child's Christmas performance for the books (50:51), how Andy almost got into a fight at the post office (46:50), a deep love for Box City, and how it ranks against Costco and Target (56:16)! - It's all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening Right? Podcast. Mark your

Elizabeth and Andy discuss: the dishwasher bento box breakthrough, when a date from long ago thought Elizabeth was the best dang female driver he'd ever seen, the NYTimes coverage of Ballerina Farms, a genius list of demands from Albert Einstein to his wife, whether E and A want the other to get remarried should they parish, an embarrassing moment in the dispensary, and the waste documentary “Buy Now! The Shopping Conspiracy!” - It's all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening Right? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support NLR by supporting our amazing sponsors: Get 15% off OneSkin with the code NLR at oneskin.co #oneskinpod ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support the show via Patreon!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00 Intro 04:23 Bento Box  Loading 07:03 Elizabeth Is Efficient 11:36 New York Times Ballerina Farms Article 15:10 Martha Stewart Documentary On Netflix 26:14 Albert Einsteins Rules For His Wife 30:41 Fargo Season 5 33:32 Aer Lingus 35:22 Magic Mushroom Chocolate Bars  46:13 Tetris Props 53:12 Phases Of Life 54:49 Buy Now The Shopping Conspiracy

Cabin Creeps, why people are “really mad” at a man who started a fire, a song that rocked Elizabeth's generation and the man behind it, a fascinating award given for a new breakthrough in oxygen administration, sunbathing taint it great! It's all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right? Mark your

A big church update, Andy being a man of generational integrity, a soccer playoff game for the books, parents who go too hard in their kids sports games, and Elizabeth's recent colonoscopy results! It's all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening Right? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬  Support NLR by supporting our amazing sponsors: Get 15% off OneSkin with the code NLR at: oneskin.co #oneskinpod ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support the show via Patreon!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00: Intro 02:34: Pizza Beans 08:22: Church Rumors 18:39: Mr. Integrity 28:22: Taller Than He Appears 30:17: A Difficult Weigh In 33:03: The Soccer Game 55:09: Let's Party    

An old domain name embarrasses Andy,  Elizabeth is done with concerts, A new UK dog show poses deep questions, and much more…It's all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening Right? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support the show via Patreon!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00 Intro  04:53 Church Curiosity  09:56 Shoplifting   24:50 Huntington Gardens vs Descanso Gardens   27:20 An Embarrassing URL  35:21 The Dog House UK  48:48 Chum In The Water  54:42 The Checkout Guy

Thirst trap priests, post election airport rage, an awkward pinball interaction, a wild freeway story, Andy's trip to Boise, an oil painting class update, Elizabeth's attraction to people who withhold praise, Airplane fears alleviated, and much more…It's all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening Right? Podcast. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support NLR by supporting our amazing sponsors: Get 15% off OneSkin with the code NLR at oneskin.co #oneskinpod ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support the show via Patron!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00 Intro 02:20 Thirst Trap Priests 04:23 Full Heart Full Balls 09:03 Star 67 09:58 Post Election Flight Anger 15:28 Road Rage? 21:17 Going Out Of Business 25:41 Pinball 32:02 Mahjong or Oil Painting 47:29 Big flying update

What does Elizabeth's flight attire say to her fellow fliers? What is *69? Are the Christian Influencers real or next-level performance artists? Elizabeth and Andy tackle these questions and more on this week's Nobody's Listening Right? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support NLR by supporting our amazing sponsors: IBOTTA Download the FREE Ibotta app to start earning cash back and use code NLR. DIPSEA Get a 30 day free trial when you go to DipseaStories.com/NLR ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support the show via Patron!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00 Intro 03:01 Star 69 07:07 Call Waiting 07:49 Answering Machines 12:30 Flight Attire 22:01 Hudson News 25:34 Paper 33:22 Community Beautification 37:49 Christian Influencers  

Elizabeth is transformed by a set of new nails, Andy might be emotionless, the algorithms is serving up giant owls and Christian influencers, plus 2 interspecies movies are dissected…It's all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening Right? Podcast. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support the show via Patron!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00 Intro 03:32 Ladies Brunch 07:30 Elizabeth's Nails 14:24 Giant Owls 18:55 The Outrage Algorithm 30:10 Elvis 43:50 My Penguin Friend 56:14 Billy And Molly

Is Botox in Elizabeth's future? Who is lingerie for? Do Cheerleader bases get respect? Why did an old lady punch Andy at the grocery store? All these Q's and more are answered this week on Nobody's Listening Right? Podcast. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support NLR by supporting our amazing sponsors: DIPSEA Get a 30 day free trial when you go to DipseaStories.com/NLR ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support the show via Patron!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00 Intro 02:43 Will Elizabeth Get Botox 08:44 Cabin Influencer Dreams Dashed 15:32 Hey Lingerie 24:28 Cheerleader Talk 40:18 Senior Drivers 44:01 Andy Got Punched 46:45 Zing Wings 55:07 Deli Meat Revelation

Elizabeth is cellularly older than her sibling, mind over matter when it comes to health, a mysterious “artiste” plaguing the greater Pasadena area, the red flags you shouldn't ignore in a future serial killer, and a sweet moment for their kids… It's all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening Right? Podcast. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support NLR by supporting our amazing sponsor: OneSkin Get 15% off OneSkin with the code NLR at oneskin.co #oneskinpod ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support the show via Patron!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00 Intro 03:08 Another Day Another Back Injury 12:36 Ovarian Cyst 16:47 Vasectomy Woes 20:52 The Pasadena Piss Bandit 51:50 Sibling Love  

Elizabeth goes on a wolf retreat, Andy has a trash story from hell, the vampire bar clientele from the night Elizabeth and Andy linked up in New York, an unhealthy poo on the path, and when raising ones hand is about curiosity and not just needing to be that person... It's all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening Right? Podcast. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support NLR by supporting our amazing sponsors: ->> Download the FREE Ibotta app to start earning cash back and use code: NLR ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬Support the show via Patron!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00 Intro 02:30 Women's Wolf Retreat 06:20 Every Texture Of Woman 15:08 Back To The Vampire Night 32:02 An Astrology Insight 36:13 A Trash Nightmare 46:10 A Triggering Poop 48:24 Mike Rowe 51:14 Men's Retreat 54:18 Raising Your Hand

Buzzing about 3 flame emojis, trying to befriend celebrities, Elizabeth killing Andy's dreams, another Eckart Tolle revelation, and an unboxing segment where Elizabeth's future is looking bright, as is Jacob Hanchers!  It's all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening Right? Podcast. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support NLR by supporting our amazing sponsors: DIPSEA Get a 30 day free trial when you go to DipseaStories.com/NLR ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support the show via Patron!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00 Intro 01:44 A TikTok Gift 23:46 Our Boy Eckhart Tolle 32:01 Creativity and Being Present 38:28 Unboxing 1 43:03 A Cozmo Miracle

A mini golf ethical role play, speaking to your younger self as a guide for life, perimenopause symptoms, navigating moods of your partner, and spotting pants dribble as sport… It's all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening Right? Podcast. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬  Support NLR by supporting our amazing sponsors: Get 15% off OneSkin with the code NLR at oneskin.co #oneskinpod ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support the show via Patron! https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright  ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00 Intro 02:06 Code Of Ethics 05:02 A Chance Mini Golf Run In 14:42 Talking To Your Younger Self 22:38 Tender Times 29:06 Mood Swings 33:49 Perimenopause 45:41 Lo Loestrin FE 50:49 D Obsessed 59:47 Locker Room Ordeal

Adapting to life between jobs, a Christian conversation meeting conversion, One set of footprints, Andy's future beach era dreams being dashed, searching for missing persons as a hobby, and a birthday present ring for Elizabeth… It's all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening Right? Podcast. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support the show via Patron!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningrigh ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00 Intro 00:35 Work and SAHM balance 19:07 Midroll: Support Our Patreon 19:37 Elizabeth Learning French 21:25 How To Build Habits 24:32 Domino's Pizza Coma 30:24 Elizabeth Goes Full Christian 39:39 Bible Verse 45:32 Metal Detector Era

Andy caring for Elizabeth through illness, A compliment that is giving Elizabeth life, A couple of real reddit head scratcher questions, A new hobby on the horizon, Andy's love of Rocket League and what it's meant for him and his friends… It's all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening Right? Podcast. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support NLR by supporting our amazing sponsors: DIPSEA Get a 30 day free trial when you go to DipseaStories.com/NLR ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support the show via Patron!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00 Intro 00:58 Baby Glow Up 03:36 An Ungodly Amount Of Water  07:33 Love A Bold Lip 08:47 Jaclyn Smith Lookalike 12:16 The Secret Lives Of Mormon Lives 15:24 Reddit 16:28 AIO 17:53 A Dark Pivot 30:32 OCD 32:57 The Biggest Scam 34:34 Born Evil 40:38 Bathroom Remodel 41:51 Wallpaper Pro 44:47 Rocket League

Parental reactions being potentially scarring, truth or dare questions for the ages, biological facts about aging, whether the perception of yourself changes as you age, are older people sexually attracted to older people, and caring about what people think of you… It's all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening Right? Podcast. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support the show via Patron!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00:00 Intro 02:37:22 Sick Radar 06:15:15 Boogers On A Blanket 12:20:00 Truth Or Dare 16:16:14 Have You Ever Pooped In Your Pants 23:17:11 My Vision's Going And It's Going Quick 25:15:17 Aging Facts 42:42:02 15 Years Podcasting 44:10:01 Do We Fundamentally Change 03:03:23 Astrologers Don't Like Virgos

The history of Segway's, who invented the Snuggie, learning how to deal with conflict, how important ethics are, a theory on religion and contraception, being too perverted to be a nun, delighting in a luxurious door-opening experience… It's all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening Right? Podcast. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support the show via Patron!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00 Intro 02:51 Sit Down And Chat 04:45 Couple's Therapy Jokes 06:03 Let's Get Ethical 07:07 Segways and Snuggies 11:57 Conflict Resolution Practice 23:17 Pinky Party 30:41 Religion & Contraception 40:06 Elizabeth The Nun 42:15 The Simple Joys 47:06 Back Door Fixed

This week we chat about Human Nature through the Love Island lens, questions you need answered after you die, how one navigates a broken heart, the shocking difference between Cats and Dogs, Grocery store grumblings, the coming Water Wars, and a beanie baby divorce!. It's all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening Right? Podcast. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support NLR by supporting our amazing sponsors: DIPSEA Get a 30 day free trial when you go to DipseaStories.com/NLR ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support the show via Patron!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00 Intro 01:51 Bearsy Is A Good Bear 03:41 Love Island USA Season 6 12:25 Have You Ever Cheated 26:04 Body Counts 27:53 Cats vs Dogs 33:34 Questions In The Afterlife 42:53 The Water Wars Are Coming 43:47 Stuck In Space 48:28 Grocery Stories 55:09 Jealousy

Olympics inspiration, craft store disinformation, a new hobby era for Elizabeth, and a huge deep dive into the recent trad wife piece in The Times about a notable former ballerina…It's all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening Right? Podcast. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support NLR by supporting our amazing sponsors: Get 15% off OneSkin with the code NLR at oneskin.co #oneskinpod ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support the show via Patron!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00 Intro  02:29 That Summer Feeling 04:09 Waiting My Whole Life For This 09:12 Plumbers Are The Best 11:00 Olympics In Paris 16:08 MIDROLL 18:21 I could do that!  25:09 Michael and Joanne 30:33 Ballerina Farm

Bearsy pops by on a rollercoaster episode where Elizabeth and Andy chat about: the nostalgia of the olympics, women's periods at the olympics, mental load disparity, heat causing crime, yard sale shrinkage and more! It's all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening Right? Podcast. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support the show via Patron!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00 Intro 01:17 Bearsy Bear Returns 05:18 Plumbing Woes 17:49 Paris Olympics 2024 18:05 Olympic Menstruation 31:09 The Mental Load 41:33 Heat Makes People Murdery 43:32 Yard Sale Crimes  

A mid life crisis explained, anxiety versus gut instinct, do you love yourself, a FLOAT TRIP debate, robots serving positive purposes, and Andy's LOVE for older women… It's all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening Right? Podcast. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support NLR by supporting our amazing sponsors: DIPSEA Get a 30 day free trial when you go to DipseaStories.com/NLR ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support the show via Patron!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00 Intro 01:40 Happiness Over Life 09:54 preroll: DIPSEA 11:07 Types Of Dog Allergies 15:03 Do You Love Yourself? 28:29 Simone Biles Documentary 37:19 Butt Rot 38:18 Float Trips 41:28 Cold Urticaria 46:09 Gut Insinct vs Intrusive Thoughts 50:43 Robot Support

Is your life path predetermined, how to deal with the hard knocks, staying curious about the little things and finding joy, achieving a goal that feels underwhelming, std's in senior communities, the hormonal roller coaster of middle age, leaving a party with a code word, and more! It's all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening Right? Podcast. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support the show via Patron!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00 Intro 02:23 Peaks and Valleys 04:17 Is Life Pre Determined 12:46 Hormones and Emotions 14:07 Menopause Is A Destination 26:53 Tummy Trouble 28:53 A HOT Trip 31:08 Senior Homes 36:32 Female Condom 39:45 Zero Inbox 54:05 Protein For Vegetarians

Carrying a conversation or being comfortable with silence, states visited, boredom in life, stress, dream vacations, justifying getting pampered... It's all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening Right? Podcast. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support NLR by supporting our amazing sponsors: Thanks Dipsea.  Get a 30 day free trial when you go to DipseaStories.com/NLR ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support the show via Patron!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00 Intro 03:01 Too Hot! 06:37 West Virginia 10:00 Nice Jacket Mom 19:26 Social Interaction Awards 20:55 50 Nifty United States 28:01 Pink Lemonade 30:04 No Aliens 33:46 Stress 41:20 Wedding Dance 46:41 5 Star Travel

A deep dive on Man Spreading, giant off leash dogs roaming grocery stores, a new look at jealousy, Andy's nose ring aspirations and much more…It's all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening Right? Podcast. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support the show via Patron!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00 Intro 02:12 Man Spreading  14:24 Dog In Produce Section 19:45 The Waiting Place 23:03 Jealousy 28:32 Hey Jealousy 32:34 The Secret To The Secret 46:35 Weekend At Bernie's 49:05 Nose Ring

Medical Professionals and survivor guilt, hilarious reviews of a beloved sugar free product, whether or not to fart on an airplane, Andy's bathroom habits pointing to a problem, Elizabeth withholding the theme of a novel from Andy and what they would do with five days of free time…It's all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening Right? Podcast. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support the show via Patron!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00 Intro 02:57 Bad Surgeons 15:05 Sugar Free Haribo Gummy Bears 19:36 Tummy Trouble Science 32:52 Streaks 34:09 Airplane Farts 37:09 On All Fours 42:56 Home Alone Plans 47:51 Recycling 49:01 Amazing Churches