Two Blondes and a Bottle

It's Maddie coming at you from her home bar this week! We are talking Corona Virus and how it's postponing multiple music festivals and how some fans wont be getting refunds! Selena Gomez thinks she'll always be alone and Maddie couldn't agree more! But there is a catch. Congrats to Jenna Dewan and Steve Kazee on the birth of their baby boy!

Ep. 65- Blame it on the Traffic by Maddison Hill & Madison Conklin

Awards season is OFFICIALLY Over but not before the fat ladies talk about it! (Okay, we aren't fat, it's just a saying!) While the Oscars is the BIGGEST night in Hollywood, it was also the most BORING night in Hollywood! Listen to Maddison and Madison break down the evenings events and how SNOOZE-worthy they were. Also, they dive into their bowel movements and it's OK because, "EVERYBODY POOPS." M&M like to call it 'Toxin Talk.' Fill up your cup and throw it back, it's time to get wack with Maddison & Madison! Cheers

CHIEFS WIN THE SUPERBOWL! These Missouri Mad/disons are beyond excited about the Chiefs winning the Superbowl! We are also beyond obsessed with Shakira and Jennifer Lopez's half-time show! Some may not agree, but that is what you call talent! You know what else is a talent... juggling three kids with a fourth on the way. Teen Mom OG star, Kailyn Lowry, is preggers with her 4th child. No info. yet on the baby daddy, but either way Congrats girl, you've got you hands full! Selena Gomez has a new business venture up her sleeve... not sure we are really here for it! Every celebrity goes into this business after music and well... meh! Its a big week for these Missouri girls, so get out those shot glasses and let's shoot one back for the Superbowl Champs, the Kansas City Chiefs! OOOOWWWWWWW!

Please tell someone you love them, care about and miss them! A phone call isn't hard to make. Today is not promised and we learned a sad and tragic lesson from Kobe and Gianna Bryant's untimely death. Rest In Peace Kobe Bryant, Gianna Bryant and all those involved in the helicopter crash. We love our fans and listeners!

Episode 61 - Cheers to the CHIEFS by Maddison Hill & Madison Conklin

Happy 2nd week of 2020 you thirsty betches! Maddison and Maddie are spilling all the tea on the Royal Family fallout and "backstabbing." In addition... Love is basically dead after two A-List couples call it quits after YEARS of dating! Gigi and Zayn are back to bumping nasties and Maddie is on the hunt to find a man to say "I love you" mid sex with an ass pat to top it off! Also, watch Cheer on Netflix! Pop that bottle and pour that drink! You know what time it is! Cheers!

WE'RE BAAACCCKKK!!! Happy 2020 from your favorite drunk, blonde betches! We hope you had an amazing holiday! We have to get serious and talk about the wildfires ravaging the continent of Australia! This is a major climate crisis and cannot be ignored. Some of your favorite celebrities are stepping up and donating to orgs. fighting the wildfires and saving so many helpless animals! If you'd like to donate (every bit counts) check out these orgs. to donate to: https://quickweb.westpac.com.au/OnlinePaymentServlet?cd_community=NSWRFS&cd_currency=AUD&cd_supplier_business=DONATIONS&action=EnterDetails https://www.wires.org.au/donate/emergency-fund?fbclid=IwAR2qsHv39m4t9yV6aUoiu8rf1JZQqZcB_NaeC89M4o5ANa72AoY4FpElwH8

Maddie C is joined by a very special guest this episode (drum roll).... her older sister ALLIE CONKLIN! @algal1287 They discuss Demi Lovato's short lived relationship to Austin Wilson, Miley Cyrus and Cody Simpson's relationship status... is he cheating on Miley with a Playmate?!? AND finally Teresa Giudice and Joe Giudice are splitting up! Is she banging "Tony The Pool Guy"? We are sippin' Trulys and in the holiday spirit! Pinkies up betches! Happy Holidays!

Hey Drinkers! Maddie did the episode SOLO this week on her phone in traffic... no rest for the wicked! Quality isn't the best, apologizes! Still trying to work through technical computer issues! Maddie goes off the rails on her lust for Niall Horan and Harry styles... let's you know she's living a healthy sexual lifestyle! Kim Kardashian photoshopped one of her kids into her Christmas Card. Also, a rotting banana sold for $100,000.00 PLUS at Art Basal! OH and have that cookie, have that extra drink because "FUCK IT, IT'S CHRISTMAS!"

Episode 55 - Christmas & Cocaine by Maddison Hill & Madison Conklin

A LOT of fails in Hollywood this week, but don't worry we have a FLOCK of Vodka (MEME of the week) to get us through t he tough times! Justin Timberlake brought sexy back... but not in a good way! JT was caught getting a little too close and a little handsy to a woman that WAS NOT his wife, Jessica Biel! IS HE CHEATING?!?! T.I. tries to dig himself out of the #hymengate hole... but epically fails and instead tries to play the victim. Selena Gomez returned to the AMAs with a very off key and tone deaf performance! Hear for yourself right here on 2 Blondes & A Bottle! Happy Thanksgiving!

The Sexiest Man Alive has been crowned by People Magazine and we are here with our thoughts on the 2019 Winner and so is his wife! Disney Plus has officially rolled out, crashed and taken our money. Khloe Kardashian is going off the deep end and her younger sisters are sick of her bullshit! We need shots to take all this down so join us on two blondes and a bottle!

Happy Birthday "Mother Fuckin' Kris Jenner". The Momager extraordinaire is 64 and Kim K throws on hell of a surprise birthday for her! Kylie Jenner and Drake heat up romance rumors and are allegedly dating... or at the very least doing the DIRTY! We explain why they'd make a great couple and why Kris Jenner is rooting for this relationship to last! Lady Gaga finally speaks out about her romance with Bradley Cooper!!! Oprah got the exclusive and we are here to fill you in! It's been one hell of a week so raise a glass and get to sippin'... or if you're like Maddie, INHALING!

We are talking all about couples scorned from their S-O! From Selena and Justin to Miley and Liam... and that random Bravo couple in between... listen as Maddison and Madison talk about the biggest breakups in Hollywood! Also, people are pegging Kylie Jenner as a narcissist after she dressed up her daughter Stormi as HERSELF (KYLIE) for Halloween! Do you think that's taking a 1 year old's costume too far?? Crack open a cold one and enjoy! XOX M&M

HAPPY 50th EPISODE To 2 Blondes & A Bottle! We've officially recorded 50 episodes and we couldn't be more excited to keep on sharing out thoughts, opinions, stories and drinks with you! We would love it if you could subscribe on Apple Podcasts, leave a comment and a 5 star review! We love our fans and continue to do this week after week for you all! XOXOX CHEERS Everyone! Maddison & Madison

Maddison & Madison (Maddie) are talking about topics all across the board. Lots has happened this week in entertainment news, so saddle, pour that drink (OR 5) and enjoy this episode of 2 Blondes & A Bottle! XOX- Cheers!

Maddison & Madison are sipping on M&M's this week ... but you never want to be one... "Married & Miserable" They talk about Kylie Jenner and Travis Scott's breakup, Justin Biebers wedding, Prince Harry defending his wife and feuds happening in the music industry! Glasses up, *Clink*, It's time to drink!

This week we dive into a whole mess of entertainment news. From Brad Pitt dating a Kardashian, THANKS KANYE to Kylie Jenner's Playboy spread to open marriages... we tackle it all! Pop that bottle, pour that drink... it's time for the happiest hour of the week!

Maddie is riding solo this week and quickly recaps that #HotGirlSummer is over and so is #WhiteclawSummer! There's a F***ing shortage of WhiteClaw people.... WTH! Kylie Jenner and Travis Scott are doing a joint centerfold for Playboy. They'll be featured in the "Pleasure" spread (no pun intended). Amanda Bynes has officially joined Instagram! Ladies beware... your titties hangin' out! Pop that bottle and pour that drink.. it's time for 2 Blondes & A Bottle!

Happy Hour Is HERE! Maddison & Madison (Maddie) recap the biggest moments from the 2019 VMAs. SPOILER ALERT: Shawn Mendes & Camila Cabello DON'T MAKEOUT during their sultry performance of "Senorita" ... BORING! John Travolta needs to just take a nap and keep away from award shows. Taylor Swift's Drag Queen look - alike almost took her moon person home (thanks Travolta) and much more! PLUS... TV drama! Debra Messing (Grace of Will & Grace) and Megan Mullally (Karen Walker) are feuding and it led to the ending of the 'W&G' reboot... what famous singer is stepping in to save the show?? LISTEN NOW TO FIND OUT! *SUBSCRIBE, LIKE, COMMENT & TELL YOUR FRIENDS* TO LISTEN TO US ON SOUND CLOUD AND APPLE PODCASTS! CHEERS

This week Maddison and Madison (Maddie) discuss the 'Practical Magic' prequel, Khloe K pushing diet culture on baby True and Chicago, Jake Paul dining at Bread Company with ex-gf Erika Costell and Billie Eilish bumping Lil Nas X out of #1 spot on Billboard Hot 100! Get those shot glasses ready, it's time for the happiest hour of the week!

This week Maddison and Madison are reunited... and it feels so good! They tackle the unfortunate breakup of Liam Hemsworth and Miley Cyrus, Harry Styles turning down the role of Prince Eric in the Disney Live Action remake of "The Little Mermaid." Body Image is also discussed as Bebe Rexha just spoke out about a male music exec. said she was "Too old to be sexy." Also, reality TV star Todd Chrisley and his wife could face up to 30 years in prison! The bar is open, so saddle up and drink it down!

Madison "Maddie" takes on the podcast solo this week from the comfort of her Honda Civic, because you know... LA Traffic is a fucking bitch! KILL TWO BIRDS WITH ONE STONE, AM I RIGHT? Maddie talks about Bella Hadid & The Weeknd's breakup, Gigi Hadid's hookup with 'Bachelorette' hottie, Tyler Cameron, and Kylie Jenner's possible birthday wedding! Please don't mind the road rage that surfaces throughout, no one was hurt in the making of this podcast! Cheers Bitches!

This week Maddison & Madison (Maddie) discuss how a scumbag photographer to celebrities like Kim Kardashian and Ariana Grande coerced female models into sending him nudes in order for him to photograph them! #SCUMMY They also tackle Beyonce's photoshop fail...in The Lion King cast picture, Riverdale's in real life breakup and finally... Maddie's fave topic... S-E-X! But like not the good kind, the kind after you have a baby. Thanks Snooki for the info! Time to sip and enjoy!

Maddison & Madison "Maddie" dive in deep this week! We kick it off with that INSANE and horrifying family fist fight that went down over the weekend at Disneyland then break the outrageous news that ANOTHER beloved sitcom is leaving Netflix, then we mosey on over to Ariana Grande's savage response about her engagement to Pete Davidson and put the nightcap on with some romance news between Shawn Mendes and Camila Cabello! BOTTOMS UP!

Episode 39- Spread The Word, Not Your Legs! by Maddison Hill & Madison Conklin

Pop That Bottle & Pour That Drink, you're going to need it! This week Maddie goes solo while Maddison is out. She gets fired up, possibly a little too fired up, about the "engagement" of Tana Mongeau and Jake Paul, Jameela Jamil coming after Kim K and the worst news of all time.... "The Office" leaving Netflix! NO, GOD NO, NO, NO, NOOOOO!

Episode 37- Spice Girls Down Under! by Maddison Hill & Madison Conklin

Episode 36: Calories Don't Count at Disney by Maddison Hill & Madison Conklin

Episode 35 - Workin' & Twerkin' Snitches by Maddison Hill & Madison Conklin

Episode 34 - 2 Betches & A Bottle_ Conklin&Dan Dan by Maddison Hill & Madison Conklin

Episode 33 - Fresh Off The Dick Demons by Maddison Hill & Madison Conklin

Episode 32 - MET Camping with Ted Bundy by Maddison Hill & Madison Conklin

Episode 31 - Stay Woke Fofty Cent! by Maddison Hill & Madison Conklin

Episode 29 - Booze Lead to Babies & Hangovers by Maddison Hill & Madison Conklin

Episode 28 - Greased-Bieber-Lightning by Maddison Hill & Madison Conklin

Episode 27 - Ariana Grande's Bi and We're Bloated by Maddison Hill & Madison Conklin

Episode 26 - Spicy Nights with No Hangover by Maddison Hill & Madison Conklin

Episode 25 - Babies and Bribes by Maddison Hill & Madison Conklin

Episode 24 - College and Karats by Maddison Hill & Madison Conklin

Episode 23: The Real Housewife of Dick Demons by Maddison Hill & Madison Conklin

Episode 22- Kreepy Kraft Keep It In Yo Pants by Maddison Hill & Madison Conklin

episode 21- The H2O Hoes by Maddison Hill & Madison Conklin

Episode 20 - Crank That Galentines by Maddison Hill & Madison Conklin

Episode 19 - Mazel from the Maddisons by Maddison Hill & Madison Conklin

Episode 18 - John Krasinski's Sisterwives by Maddison Hill & Madison Conklin

Episode 17 - Quadfectas and Curves by Maddison Hill & Madison Conklin

Episode -16 Blondes, Brides and Betchy Meghan Markle by Maddison Hill & Madison Conklin

Episode 15 - Cheers to Barbie and Buzzboxes by Maddison Hill & Madison Conklin

Episode 14 - Hitchiking into 2019 by Maddison Hill & Madison Conklin