Two Horny Goats

We're back, Goatees! Season 5 is launching April 15th (wohoo, Tax Day! We love!). For now, here's a cute little teaser for you, hope you enjoy! Also, we'll now be posting episodes (with video, gulp) to Youtube, so please head there and “Like” and “Subscribe”! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCBkMJcgbCui_q7GmAGU300Q

It's the Season 4 Finale of Two Horny Goats! In this sweet finale episode, Roxy and Priska share three lessons they've learned over the past year. (Warning: things get very sappy and existential, we're pretty much Two Crying Goats by the end of the episode). Share three lessons you've learned with us this year, you can email them to us at hello@twohornygoats.com. Thank you to our lovely Goatees for our best season yet. We love you and we'll see you next year!

Both Roxy and Priska tend to approach finances with a generous dose of anxiety, shame, and doom. Over the past month, they've decided to dig into their fear of money by recording weekly voice journals, in which they reflect on why talking about money makes them squirm, what their current financial stressors are, and what influences solidified their understanding of money. We promise you won't learn a thing about the fundamentals of finance, but you might walk away examining why you approach money the way you do. Have thoughts or questions for us? Email us at hello@twohornygoats.com

This week, Priska sits down with her husband, Abraham Kim, to talk about his mental health journey. They begin by delving into the effects of generational trauma, evidenced by the physical and emotional abuse endured in his childhood. They talk about Abe's adolescence and adulthood spent in a conservative Korean church, where seeking any mental health support outside of relying on the divine was eschewed. They dig into Abe's work as a Spiritual Director, where he would sit with church leaders as they attempted to deepen their relationship with both self and the divine. Have thoughts or questions on today's episode? Email us at hello@twohornygoats.com

In what might be the most intimate interview in Two Horny Goats history, Roxy sits down with her partner Jah to discuss his work as a Sex Therapist. They delve into his background and his approach to working with his patients. The interview also gives a beautiful insight into Roxy and Jah's relationship. This is the first of two episodes we're calling Mental Health Baes because both Roxy and Priska's partners work in the mental health space. Have thoughts or questions on today's episode? Email us at hello@twohornygoats.com (CW: This episode includes frank conversations about sex. Please take care while listening.)

This week, Roxy & Priska talk about a dish from their childhoods that stands out as the singular most comforting dish. There are few things more potent than taste and smell memories; a dish can take you back to a specific time and place, evoke colors and textures long forgotten, and revive loved ones whose hands prepared meals with such care. Share your favorite childhood dishes with us! Send stories and pictures to hello@twohornygoats.com. (Warning: this episode may make your mouth water.)

The topic that continues to be taboo no matter how much time passes: FINANCES. We're getting sweaty just thinking about it. BUT, we'd like to push against our own discomfort. Over the next few weeks, Roxy and Priska will capture voice notes to give Goatees an intimate look into how they manage (and mismanage) their money. If you have stories about struggling with debt or are unsure about how to manage your finances, send a voice note to hello@twohornygoats.com. We'd love to include your story in the episode, with your permission.

This week Roxy and Priska talk about their philosophies behind putting together the spaces they live in. A lot of how we think about our homes has to do with what we experienced growing up—some people had very chaotic homes and seek order in adulthood, others may have lived in overly rigid spaces and prioritize calm and ease. We'd love to hear more about the space you live in and how you go about decorating, establishing systems, and creating vibe. Email pictures and stories to hello@tworhornygoats.com! (Also, don't let anyone #DJC your space! Dictate. Judge. or Criticize. You do you boo boo.)

This week Roxy and Priska chat about the ever-constant journey of learning to be a better ally to our friends in marginalized group, in this episode, namely queer folx. We talk about what to do when you have access to groups that still harbor homophobic sentiments and explore how to confront the issue in a compassionate but firm way. Allyship will never be perfect but we can continue to meditate on ways we can be an active ally vs. a passive one. And keep ourselves accountable for what' we've yet to unlearn. Have thoughts or questions on today's episode? Email us at hello@twohornygoats.com

We're sorry we've been MIA, Goatees! We've missed you so much. After our last episode, Roxy was called out on a grueling two month shoot in Newfoundland. We're finally back together and can't wait to catch you up on what we've been up to during the mid-season break. More horny episodes to come soon! Let us know what you've been up to, email us at hello@twohornygoats.com

Accountability might sound like corporate jargon but this week, Roxy & Priska break down why learning to be fully accountable for their actions is one of the the most important steps they've taken in their personal growth journeys. They talk about how confronting your ego and pride is uncomfortable but it's key to getting to the other side of radical honesty with yourself. Have thoughts or questions on today's episode? Email us at hello@twohornygoats.com

“Was I always born with wings on my feet?” This week we're continuing our LDR series with a solo episode from Roxy. Climb inside Roxy's mind as she shares the complex layers of what home means to her. Having moved frequently as a child, a feeling of rootlessness plagued her childhood and adolescence. Later, her parents moved back to Taiwan after her high school graduation, leaving her unmoored yet again. Roxy talks about the shifting dynamics of family distance and how it continues to affect them all today. Have thoughts or questions about today's episode? Email us at hello@twohornygoats.com.

What's it like nurturing and maintaining a romantic relationship from afar? This week we're continuing our LDR series with a solo episode from Priska. Priska and her husband, Abe, are spending the next year in different cities as he travels for work and she remains at home. She gives Goatees a front row seat into their relationship—the heartbreak, arguments, and loneliness faced—through audio diaries captured during the first leg of their time apart. Have thoughts or questions about this episode? Email us at hello@twohornygoats.com

We're kicking off a series of solo episodes about Long Distance Relationships: for Priska it's adjusting to Abe being on the road, for Roxy it's wrestling with the concept of home when your family lives overseas. These solo episodes will come out in the next two weeks. Until then, enjoy this intro to the series! As always, we love hearing from you, if you have thoughts or questions, email us at hello@twohornygoats.com.

This week Roxy and Priska tackle a tricky topic: what can masculinity looks like in 2023. We talk about the things men are deprived of under the patriarchy, namely the permission to share and express their emotions, to be soft with each other, and so much more. We want to find a way to connect in deeper dialogue so we can learn how to be better allies for each other and work together to dismantle the patriarchy. To all the men who listen to us, please write in and let us know your thoughts on this topic to hello@twohornygoats.com. We want to hear it all: the highs, lows, joys, and pain points.

Kick back, put on your fave face mask, pop some bubbly, and join us for a Two Horny Goats Sleepover! In this episode, we play the game “We're Not Really Strangers” Friendship Edition, a game geared towards deepening existing relationships and creating new ones. We have such a blast (we literally exclaim “this is fun!” every 10 seconds) and we invite you to play along with a friend or partner! Share your thoughts on building intimacy in friendship at hello@twohornygoats.com.

This week Roxy & Priska chat about their inner voices: when they recall first hearing it and how it has affected their lives. They're surprised to learn that they had polar opposite experiences in their youth — Roxy all but ignored her inner voice while Priska was ruled by an extremely critical one. Now in adulthood, they're both learning to be led and nourished by a more compassionate, wise inner voice. What does your inner voice sound like? How has it changed over the years? We'd love to hear from you! Email us at hello@towhornygoats.com

We're kicking off the new year by… continuing the course. Instead of ripping things down to the studs in 2023, we're keeping on the trajectory we're on and taking time to appreciate the view at every stage of the climb. We're sending you all love and a reminder to count your victories, no matter how small. (A note: This episode was recorded on 1/8, a few days prior to the mass shootings in Monterey Park and Half Moon Bay. We're still grieving these events and send our love to the families affected and the community still reeling. GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/c/act/monterey-park-shooting-help)

We missed you, our lovely Goatees! We'll be kicking off Season 4 of Two Horny Goats next Monday with an episode about what we're loving (and what we're struggling with) in our mid thirties. See you then, we can't wait! Until then, take a listen through our archive of episodes or drop us a "hello" at hello@twohornygoats.com. Stay horny!

We couldn't stay away from you for long, lovely Goatees! We miss you so much and here's a catch up episode just for you. This week Roxy shares about her time directing two episodes of The Haunted Museum in Toronto and Priska talks about tagging along on tour with singer/songwriter, Surrija. We also have a lovely voice note from our dear listener, Shelbee. Share your thoughts on the episode at hello@twohornygoats.com. Have a horny Halloween, we'll see you in January for the kick-off of season 4!

It's our Season 3 FINALE! To celebrate the close of our third season, we invited all our Goatees to a special in-person, LIVE TAPING. Listen in as we breakdown the importance of bodily autonomy and how easy it is to unconsciously relinquish it. We also had some lovely Goatees hop on the mic to share their own experiences around bodily autonomy and radical self love. This is one you don't want to miss. (P.S. We'll be back for Season Four this September! We miss you already and if you'd like to stay in touch during the break, email us at hello@twohornygoats.com.)

We woke up on Friday morning absolutely gutted by the news that Roe v. Wade had been overturned by the Supreme Court. In this bonus episode, we reflect, commiserate, and share personal stories around how this decision affects us all in the US. Roxy shares an experience she's never spoken about publicly before. If you'd like to share your stories and thoughts around reproductive rights, we've created a Google form where you can do just that, both anonymously and with credit: https://forms.gle/MFBbMBn5quG8fyQG9 We believe that sharing our stories in our own words is powerful and affecting; we can empower ourselves AND help many others feel less alone. We love you all and hope you're taking care during this time. (CW: pregnancy loss)

We took a short break to process everything happening in our country. Hope you're all doing ok. In this episode we talk about the impact of constant gun violence, feeling the pendulum of progress swing back, and share about Priska's experience with COVID. A reminder: Our live podcast recording is this Thursday, June 9th in Echo Park, CA. To learn more & RSVP, head to twohornygoats.com. We hope to see you there!

Hi Goatees! To celebrate the end of Season 3, we're inviting you to a Two Horny Goats IRL Meetup! We'll be doing a live recording of our finale episode AND we'll all go for a drink afterwards! Join us June 9th from 5-7 PM at Hey Hey Cafe in Echo Park! (PSST...first 15 peeps to arrive will get a FREE boba so you get there early! RSVP so we can prep ourselves to behold your beauty: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/two-horny-goats-meetup-panel-tickets-336665424347

Happy Mother's Day! Roxy and Priska had their mom's share what motherhood means to them and they understood the assignment. Hope you enjoy this special BONUS EPISODE! (Note: We know this can be a triggering day for many people so please take care while listening. We love you all.) Please visit twohornygoats.com for a resource list on Roe v. Wade.

In another 2HG solo episode, Priska recounts her experiences with Sex Education growing up in the church. She shares incredibly honestly about not being informed of the mechanics of sex during SexEd, feeling that her on body was a minefield for sin, what it took to reclaim her sexuality, and, ultimately, finding joy within herself as a sexual being. If you have experienced similar discourse around sex, please send us a voice note about your experience at hello@twohornygoats.com. CW: This episode contains frank descriptions of sex and sex education. Please listen with care.

It's time for some 1 on 1 time with Plant Daddy Roxy. It's our first solo Two Horny Goats episode! We thought we'd switch it up so you can get to know us a little better; each solo episode reveals what preoccupies us and shows off a bit of our personalities. In this episode, Roxy shares her innermost thoughts, struggles, and insights about living an unconventional life. As a single, queer, career-driven womxn who has decentralized romantic partnerships in her life, there haven't been a lot of examples for Roxy to follow. She talks through both the difficulties and joys of charting the unbeaten path and forging new norms. Have thoughts or questions on today's episode? Email us at hello@twohornygoats.com

Marriage is no cake walk. In what may be our most intimate episode to date, Roxy interviews Priska and her husband, Abe, about their marriage. They share candid details about falling in love, accepting each other at their worst, managing finances together, facing difficult seasons, and appreciating the beauty that emerges after fighting through tough times. This is one you don't want to miss. Have thoughts or questions on today's episode? Email us at hello@twohornygoats.com

This week Roxy & Priska talk about some notable “shit-aversaries”, aka anniversaries of shitty things: from the two year mark of the pandemic to one year since the Atlanta shooting. Then, Roxy regales us with stories from her first time at the Critics' Choice Awards. Tune in to hear the full story about her Critics' Choice after party which included a limo, a drive through, and a disappearing Double Double. CW: We hold a serious discussion that includes a first hand account of assault. Please listen with care. Have thoughts on today's episode? Email us at hello@twohornygoats.com

This week Roxy & Priska are happy to invite their friend Rachelle Flauta to the pod! Rachelle is not just Roxy's BFFL: they consider themselves non-sexual domestic partners after living together for over 6 years. Today, Roxy takes off her hosting hat and Priska interviews the two of them about the intricacies of their 14+ year romance, giving you a peek behind the curtain into their beautiful romantic friendship. We also chat about bucking the heteronormative assumption that romantic/sexual partnerships should be at the center of life. If you want some added context behind Roxy & Rachelle's friendship, go ahead and listen back to our “Maintaining Adult Friendships” episode! Have thoughts on today's episode? Email us at hello@twohornygoats.com.

Hope you haven't missed us too much! We'll be back after a short mid-season break on March 28th. Until then, enjoy this incredible song "The American Way" by Teully, streaming on all platforms.

Happy Valentine's Day! Today Roxy & Priska are chatting all about crushes. From the emotional highs to the devastating lows, they're sharing all the deets in exquisite detail. Whether you're single or attached this year, join them as they run through their giggliest crushes, divulge their most heartbreaking rejections, and explore the (very basic) neuroscience and psycology behind falling hard for someone. Have thoughts or questions about today's episode? Email us at hello@twohornygoats.com

This week, Roxy & Priska have each chosen an event or figure in Queer History to teach each other about! Get ready to learn about what the lives of queer men in early 20th century Chicago looked like, plus, Roxy tells a riveting story about a rambunctious sword-wielding, bi-sexual woman living in 17th century France. Let us know if you enjoyed today's episode, email us at hello@twohornygoats.com (PS: If you want to catch Priska at danAKAdan's album release, RSVP here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/danakadan-album-release-concert-tickets-254748378257)

Today we're uncovering our propensity to people please: whether it is nature or nurture, when it spun out of control in our lives, and how we still struggle with it today. Roxy & Priska are both recovering people pleasers but their need to people please came from very different origin points. They chat about how they've learned to stop trying to make everyone happy, to find balance, and to touch base with their own needs consistently. Have thoughts on today's episode of Two Horny Goats? Email us at hello@twohornygoats.com. We're all ears.

We're back from our winter break! This week Roxy & Priska talk about intention setting for the new year—what it means to each of them, why they began this practice, and how they find practical applications to do so. Later in the episode, they chat about the (often limited) Asian American characters in literature that affected and inspired them. They also share some of the modern AsianAm lit that they can't get enough of. Have thoughts of questions about today's episode? Email us hello@twohornygoats.com.

Congratulations on surviving 2021, Goatees! Thanks for an incredible year, we appreciate you all so much. Here's us signing off before finding some rest during this holiday season. Please take special care of yourselves during this time, the past two years have been exhausting and you deserve rejuvenation and deep restfulness. Drop us a holiday message at hello@twohornygoats. Until then, SEE YOU NEXT YEAR!

This week's episode is all about family dynamics: the good, the bad, & the ugly. Let's face it, family doesn't always bring out the best in us and that can be hard to reconcile, especially during the holidays. The growth we worked hard to achieve can disappear in an instant when we revert back to old dynamics. We chat about how to set boundaries with your Tiger-Helicopter parents as adults, the rare moments we've seen our parents be soft, and the privilege they've afforded us in being able to feel our feelings. If you have thoughts or questions on today's episode, email us at hello@twohornygoats.com.

Happy Turkey Day, Goatees! First and foremost, we want to hold space for indigenous peoples and acknowledge the land that was stolen from them. In today's Bonus Episode, we take some time to review 2021 and talk about what we're grateful for. Share what you're thankful for this year, drop us a line at hello@twohornygoats.com. (We're also taking a little breaky break so we'll see you for Episode 4 in two weeks!)

We talk about a lot of hard things on this show but today's topic was especially difficult. We talk about Roxy's experience of being sexually groomed between the ages of 14-17. For years, these memories were repressed or deemed “not that bad”. Dialoging about it in the light of being in our 30s and recognizing the stolen youth and innocence was challenging but worthwhile. We also discuss sexual coercion in the church, how often victims of sexual grooming feel that they're the ones to blame, and how being sexually groomed can affect relationships into adulthood. We hope you take a listen. *Content warning: This episode contains detailed descriptions of sexual grooming. Please take care while listening. Have thoughts on today's episode of Two Horny Goats? Email us at hello@twohornygoats.com. We're all ears.

This week is all about friendships: forging new ones, maintaining old ones, and the beauty and importance of finding your tribe. Moving from young adulthood into our thirties, we've had friendships morph before our very eyes; sometimes these transitions (like getting married, becoming parents, or moving away) are notably painful. We chat about what makes friendships stand the test of time, lay out how we learned to get better at being a friend, and wax poetic about why we love and appreciate our Best Friends so much. If you have thoughts or questions on today's episode, email us at hello@twohornygoats.com

In our Season 3 premiere, we get right into it and talk about potential the dangers of "wokeness". It's not an easy topic to broach and we'd be lying if we said we felt comfortable divulging our messy innards. But we truly believe that opening up conversations about being “woke” (and the hypocrisy that often lurks close by) is important if we're to find and strengthen bridges in this highly polarized sociopolitical landscape. We also end by talking about howe we can use compassion to dismantle division. Have thoughts on today's episode of Two Horny Goats? Email us at hello@twohornygoats.com. We're all ears.

Did you miss us, Goatees? We've got some great news, Season 3 is kicking off on 11/1! Here's a little teasy teaser for you because we couldn't stay away from you another minute. Also, special announcement: we're having our very first virtual happy hour on 11/4 from 5-6 PM, head to twohornygoats.com to learn more about the "Very HORNY Zoom Date"!

Taking a break from our break to gush over all the sexy men in Marvel's box-office shattering Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings. In today's BONUS episode, we chat about our overall impressions, discuss the martial arts choreography, and consider the power of Asian American representation. (…and talk at length about Tony Leung's out of control sex appeal.) Take a listen to our conversation and share your thoughts with us at hello@twohornygoats.com.

2021 has been filled with so many ups and downs. Through it all, your two favorite Horny Goats have been sharing their thoughts and feelings about the good, bad, and very ugly. Today's episode is no different. Roxy & Priska close out the season chatting about what they've learned in the past year, how they've seen each other change, and the transformative power of friendship. If you have thoughts or questions about today's episode, please email us at hello@twohornygoats.com. We'll see you for Season 3! Until then, listen back and share episodes you enjoy with a friend!

From Congee Karen to Climate Change to the mismanagement of the Olympics, Roxy & Priska are angry about a lot of things and they're ready to let it all out. Usually, you get a more buttoned up version of your Two Horny Goats but, because we're basically living in “2020: The Sequel”, we have a lot to be upset about. This week, join us for a full on venting session: we felt better afterwards and we hope you find some catharsis as well. Have things you're angry about too? Email us at hello@twohornygoats.com.

We're always revealing more and more of ourselves to you! This week is no different. We each took a 23andMe genetic test and today we reveal the results to each other. Priska has Roxy's results and Roxy has Priska's, which means you get to hear us find out about ourselves in real time. Will the results be shocking? Exactly what we expected? Listen to find out! Have thoughts on today's episode of Two Horny Goats? Email us at hello@twohornygoats.com.

It's time to demystify virginity. This week, Roxy & Priska bare it all. They talk about the shame associated with being an older virgin, consider virginity as a cultural, economic, and historical construct, and share intimately about their own first experiences with sex. Let's get into it. (CW: This conversation contains strong language and anecdotes about sex. If you've got kids in the car, this is a good one to skip.) Have thoughts on today's episode of Two Horny Goats? Email us at hello@twohornygoats.com.

Remember Xanga? This week we're taking some time to catch up on what we've been going through. Life has been heavy we but wanted to take a few minutes to catch up with you… and treat you to a reading from our teenage Xangas. (It's just as embarrassing as you'd imagine!) Have thoughts on today's episode of Two Horny Goats? Email us at hello@twohornygoats.com. Each week, these two ball-busting Taiwanese-American capricorns will tackle all aspects of life—from human sexuality to food & culture to growing up with savage Asian parents. We're just two horny goats climbing the mountain of life, eating Asian American stereotypes for breakfast.

This week Roxy & Priska are happy to welcome their first real guest on the show: Jenevieve Ting! Your two favorite Horny Goats find themselves awestruck by Jenevieve—poet, spoken word artist, activist, educator, incredible human. They talk about queerness, identity, gender constructs, and listening closely to our ancestors. If you'd like to learn more about Jenevieve, you can follow her @tingrolls or visit www.tingroll.com.

This week Roxy and Priska tackle a touchy subject… masturbation! They share historical factoids, bust old-timey myths, chat about how shame and embarrassment can inhibit solo enjoyment, and get honest about how they've learned to enjoy their bodies. Have thoughts on today's episode of Two Horny Goats? Email us at hello@twohornygoats.com.

This week Roxy and Priska talk about the struggles they’ve had with their bodies over the years. They discuss how culture and family have played a large role in how they view themselves. Roxy shares in depth about facing fat-shaming, internalized fat phobia, and how she continues to confront and come to terms with negative self-image. Priska talks about her struggles with turning to food for comfort, her struggles with weight in the past few years, and grapples with her glaring lack of empathy for others when it came to weight and body image. Have thoughts on today’s episode of Two Horny Goats? Email us at hello@twohornygoats.com.