Podcasts about me alone

Christ Pacific Church would like to extend an invitation to attend either online or in person one of our services which are held most Sundays at 9am & 10:30am. Join us this morning as we continue our sermon series, That You May Live: How the Ten Commandments Lead to Human Flourishing. We will be reading from Exodus 20:1-3 with the message ONE. You Were Made for Me Alone, with Pastor Peter Little. We're glad you're here.

Have any questions, insights, or feedback? Send me a text!Mishlei 16:9 - Man Plans and Hashem ... Prepares Footsteps?לֵב אָדָם יְחַשֵּׁב דַּרְכּוֹ וַי"י יָכִין צַעֲדוֹ:Length: 1 hour 39 minutesSynopsis: This evening (9/23/24), in our Monday Night Mishlei shiur, we ended up having a masterclass on how to avoid learning cliché ideas from pesukim that seem like clichés. I was concerned this might happen, especially since this is the third pasuk in this chapter we've encountered along these lines, but we managed to develop several nuanced ideas and subtle Mishleic techniques. The meforshim helped us even more! If you listen to this one, I REALLY encourage you to pause the recording before we start giving answers and see what you come up with on your own.-----מקורות:משלי טז:טהואיל משה - משלי טז:ג,טרבינו יונהמאיריAvodah Zarah 17aRabbi Shagar - "The Matter Depends on Me Alone," from Living Time: Festival Discourses for the Present Age-----The Torah content for the first month of the new school year has been sponsored by the Brevique BrewLid. The BrewLid integrates coffee directly into the lid, offering a cleaner, more convenient, and eco-friendly coffee experience. By eliminating the need for machine contact, it reduces contamination risk, minimizes steps, cuts down on waste, and keeps the aroma around longer while delivering every last drop of flavor. If you love coffee and want to get in on the ground floor of BrewLid, check out the Kickstarter!-----If you've gained from what you've learned here, please consider contributing to my Patreon at www.patreon.com/rabbischneeweiss. Alternatively, if you would like to make a direct contribution to the "Rabbi Schneeweiss Torah Content Fund," my Venmo is @Matt-Schneeweiss, and my Zelle and PayPal are mattschneeweiss at gmail. Even a small contribution goes a long way to covering the costs of my podcasts, and will provide me with the financial freedom to produce even more Torah content for you.If you would like to sponsor a day's or a week's worth of content, or if you are interested in enlisting my services as a teacher or tutor, you can reach me at rabbischneeweiss at gmail. Thank you to my listeners for listening, thank you to my readers for reading, and thank you to my supporters for supporting my efforts to make Torah ideas available and accessible to everyone.-----Substack: rabbischneeweiss.substack.com/Patreon: patreon.com/rabbischneeweissYouTube Channel: youtube.com/rabbischneeweissInstagram: instagram.com/rabbischneeweiss/"The Stoic Jew" Podcast: thestoicjew.buzzsprout.com"Machshavah Lab" Podcast: machshavahlab.buzzsprout.com"The Mishlei Podcast": mishlei.buzzsprout.com"Rambam Bekius" Podcast: rambambekius.buzzsprout.com"The Tefilah Podcast": tefilah.buzzsprout.comOld Blog: kolhaseridim.blogspot.com/WhatsApp Content Hub (where I post all my content and announce my public classes): https://chat.whatsapp.com/GEB1EPIAarsELfHWuI2k0HAmazon Wishlist:

The gang returns this week with a brand new episode for y'all! And we started off the episode on a freaky note following Diddy's 1,000 baby oil bottles (3:02) and 700 dildos found post-arrest this week. Of course, we had to play Kendrick's ⁠"freaky ass nigga, he a 69 god"⁠ (4:45) line to roast Diddy! LOL! Anyway, we caught up on how our weeks went, and (14:23) Naomie had an emotional rollercoaster week LOL! Then we delved into the question of the week (27:36) where Danny posed the question on love languages and if one partner loves more than the other in a relationship. On Nana's Corner (45:51) we discuss extensively Diddy's arrest, Shogun sweeping at the Emmys, Tito Jackson's death + MORE! On the main segment of the show this week, (1:03:48) we poke at the norm today of "self-care" and how that has become the new message for young people. We question the idea of self-care and how the term no longer means "Me First" but "Me Alone" in today's social climate. We recount moments when we have had to be selfless, selfish, and practiced self-care, and how those around us interpreted our actions, needing selfishness in competition + MORE! On the new music and movies segment, (2:07:21) we recommend music and shows for you to look out for this week! Enjoy this amazing episode! Song Intro: ⁠Kendrick Lamar - Not Like Us⁠ Mid Episode Song: ⁠Destiny Child - Carter 2 U⁠ Song Outro: ⁠Jennifer Lopez - Love Don't Cost A Thing⁠ Send us your Anonymous Dilemmas – ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠TSP Dilemma Stories⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Subscribe to our YouTube channel: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠DANANA | TSP⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Support the Podcast via Patreon Membership – ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠The Spectrum Podcast | Official Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ (If you are in Nigeria, before logging into Patreon, Download and Use Free VPN app ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Windscribe)⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Rate/Review APPLE – ‎⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠‎The Spectrum Podcast || DANANA on Apple Podcasts⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  Rate/Review on SPOTIFY – ‎⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠‎⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠The Spectrum Podcast || DANANA on SPOTIFY ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Listen to us on iHeart Radio – ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠The Spectrum Podcast || DANANA – iHeart Radio⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Listen to us on Jollof Radio – ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠The Spectrum Podcast || DANANA – Jollof Radio⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Follow us on IG – ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@therealdanana⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Send us a mail – ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠thespectrumpodcastdanana@gmail.com⁠⁠⁠ DISCLAIMER – We hereby declare that we do not own this music/song rights. All rights belong to the owner. No Copyright Infringement Intended

Filmmaking will be the center piece of this episode of The PVDcast. I am joined by filmmaker, Kaiipo Bowker. He is the writer, producer and director of a short film called Me Alone. Kaiipo shares the origins of this project, its current status and the Indie Gogo campaign to help fund the film (see below). Additionally, we chat about his first film, a documentary called The Long Ride Home. We will round out our conversation reflecting on Kaiipo's philosophy of filmmaking. Don't forget to rate, review and subscribe to the show & new episodes of The PVDcast drop every Thursday! Link to Kaiipo's IndieGogo campaign: https://tinyurl.com/3ncn5t4b  

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Heroin 347 - Me Alone on why I was banned and the soon return of White O

Allah told us why He created us and said: وَمَا خَلَقْتُ ٱلْجِنَّ وَٱلْإِنسَ إِلَّا لِيَعْبُدُونِ Zariyaat 51: 56   And I (Allah) created not the jinns and humans except they should worship Me (Alone). In order that we can live our lives in a state of worshipping Allah, He sent Islam and told us to follow… Continue reading Enter Islam completely The post Enter Islam completely appeared first on Mahmood Habib Masjid and Islamic Centre - We came to give, not to take..

Surah Adh-Dhariyat, Ayat 56:وَمَا خَلَقْتُ الْجِنَّ وَالْإِنسَ إِلَّا لِيَعْبُدُونِ And I (Allah) created not the jinns and humans except they should worship Me (Alone). Surah Adh-Dhariyat, Ayat 57:مَا أُرِيدُ مِنْهُم مِّن رِّزْقٍ وَمَا أُرِيدُ أَن يُطْعِمُونِ I seek not any provision from them (i.e. provision for themselves or for My creatures) nor do I ask… Continue reading Reconcile Ibaadah and work The post Reconcile Ibaadah and work appeared first on Mahmood Habib Masjid and Islamic Centre - We came to give, not to take..

Investing alone is possible! In today's episode, we're going to dive into them! Zack Boothe is an Expert Real Estate Investor and Coach. His key focus is teaching investors how to find massively discounted properties in any market. But just a few years ago, he was a window cleaner, and you can even find his window cleaning tutorials on youtube with millions of views. He is passionate about sharing how easy it is to be successful once you implement a system that consistently produces discount properties.[00:01 - 02:17] Opening SegmentLet's get to know today's guest, Zack Boothe A quick recap of Zack's previous guesting[02:18 - 17:53] $40k in 40 Days“It was hard!”Zack shares how his $40k in 40 days challenge happenedWhat is wholesaling?Why Zack did this challengeThe First Days of the ChallengeZack's Horrifying Four DaysExperiencing a COVID dilemma amidst the challenge[17:54 - 29:25] Me, Me, and Me Alone[29:26 - 35:52] Final Four SegmentZack shares the result of the $40k in 40 days challengeReach out to our guest - see links below Final wordsResources MentionedBatch Skip TracingTweetable Quotes“The world was not in line with me to do this challenge.” - Zack Boothe“People are terrified to make goals because they're afraid to fail.” - Zack Boothe“The only way I would be successful is that I would just work my way there.” - Zack Boothe“Being willing to push through is key.” - Zack Boothe-----------------------------------------------------------------------------Connect with Zack Boothe through his Youtube Channel. Visit his website https://dfdmastery.com/ Connect with me:I love helping others place money outside of traditional investments that both diversify a strategy and provide solid predictable returns. FacebookLinkedInLike, subscribe, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Google Podcasts, or whatever platform you listen on. Thank you for tuning in!Email me → sam@brickeninvestmentgroup.com

Valerie Paterson lives in Greensboro, North Carolina, and is a member of NC Writers’ Network. She is writing a memoir of her experiences as shared in “Me Alone,” published in Bearing Up. She is an award-winning quilt maker. Her work has appeared in Free-Motion Mastery in a Month: A Block a Day to Machine Quilting Success by RaNae Merrill. She and her husband love to dance the Argentine Tango.

The Big Opening; (0:48) Box Score Listing for Coronavirus including "not Feeling Well" and trying to bait Rick to take shots at a specific USA Today Columnist (2:19) Opening Day of Baseball already had chaos, too many variables; book changes to "all action" for baseball instead of dependent on starting pitcher throwing (3:43) We talk International Tie Break extra innings concept, but in the end it is working, the games are ending in 10 innings and check in on our HR Derby Pool (6:00) We talk about the NBA scrimmages, extra big courts, coaches name tags and benches that look like orchestra pits (8:01) Welcome Nick Myers and paying the price of only drafting a guy to steal from another owner, Pete Alonso (9:04) Welcome to Corey Person, former University of Michigan Wolverine Basketball Player and we talk about their 2012-2013 NCAA Tournament run and go deeper on the Sweet 16 Trey Burke game where Michigan beat Kansas in OT (18:45) The NBA's Brand New Game, Tim explains the format of the return of the NBA, it gets fairly complicated and Corey and Nick break down their views (23:27) Bubble Stories with Rick Donegan (25:40) Playing in fanless gyms, pickup versions of hoops (33:59) We talk about the hottest thing on twitter, Joe Cuomo the Equipment Manager (37:00) Eastern Conference Selections (40:00) Western Conference Selections (44:00) Championship Finals & Winners Selections (52:00) Boben and the Ms. Pac Man & Kristaps Porzingis forgot to take his COVID test (55:27) The Best Ever for Me and Me Alone brings us to the Zoo for Corey's 2nd ever varsity game as a freshman, and then Nick and Tim admit they can't dunk. (59:12) Follow Corey on IG at corey_person32, personal training and travel teams for young hoops players (1:00:00) We attempt to cash the 4 team parlay and we lost all but 1 bet as Rick mostly showed up wanting to talk about bubble stories instead of actual NBA predictions. 

The Big Opening; (0:35) We celebrate the 20th Episode of the 4 Team Parlay and Rick's in play PGA Gambling play as an ode to Tim's son (4:00) The Belmont, the ole win to lose money mastered by Ricky and Tim talks about Sackatoga Stable and Tiz the Law (5:29) Tim goes hardcore on horse racing's mismanagement (6:24) The most idiotic thing Tim has seen in a long time, the COVID rules at various midwest casino/racetracks that make literally no sense no matter how committed you are to Fauci (10:15) The 4 Team Parlay encourages you to donate to Good Sports at www.goodsports.com (11:55) "I can tell you what is NOT happening in Western Tennessee, drinking virgin frozen daiquiris". (13:45) We get an update on Rick's Recreational Hockey League, weirdly keeps saying "ice hockey" so you don't mix it up with other forms of hockey (18:00) Listen for a "Butt Ending" reference, the absolute 100% best penalty in all of sports (18:38) "Can you call your own delayed penalty?" (21:15) A breakdown of the new COVID golf rules for recreation golf in both Arizona and Illinois (24:40) A rant about Chlorine, still now unsure how we worked this into the conversation (28:00) The NHL gets a 75% chance of coming back (32:50) The College Football Season gets a 40% chance of coming back "uphill battle, downward trend" (40:57) MLB's management/labor dispute drives a 47.32% chance of return before we go into "Breaking News" with our Breaking News Correspondent Whit Story, Tim increases the number to 73.94% (46:43) We give the NBA a 90% chance of coming back, "easy" mostly due to the smaller number of people you need and the bubble strategy, we mention the Latvian Laser (51:05) MLS' huge advantage of the model of the German and English leagues now proven, also a bubble strategy at Disney's Swan and Dolphin, Bubble, Bubble, Bubble; 83.79% chance to come up, bubble (55:20) The Best Ever for Me... and Me Alone -- our new segment around those sports memories that are special to you, mostly just you (57:00) Patrick Kane Goal, we do a lot of hockey in this podcast? (58:45) Whit's baseball memories from 1991 include the Braves/Twins WS and we talk about Danny Gladden, Chuck Knoblauch and Gene Larkin (59:59) "Get the Bichette out of here" (1:04:40) We attempt to cash the 4 team parlay, but realize we only placed 3 bets -- oops

Valerie Paterson lives in Greensboro, North Carolina, and is a member of NC Writers’ Network. She is writing a memoir of her experiences as shared in “Me Alone,” published in Bearing Up. She is an award-winning quilt maker. Her work has appeared in Free-Motion Mastery in a Month: A Block a Day to Machine Quilting Success by RaNae Merrill. She and her husband love to dance the Argentine Tango.

#5 ”My Disciple Is Loyal to Me Alone” When we say that a man has a “higher allegiance,” to anything we usually mean that when push comes to shove … he will choose THAT over any competing priority or person.  Think work. Think hobbies. Think about a an important relationship.…

A series of highly beneficial short lectures delivered at Masjid al-Furqan, Stoke, after the night prayer during Ramadhān 1439H/2018. Lectures by Ustaadh Rayaan Barker. In this lecture Ustaadh starts a series of lectures on The Principles in the Purification of the Soul. The first principle is at-Tawheed, our main objective. Tawheed sustains the body and nurtures it. We must purify our souls here in this dunya with the Tawheed of Allaah 'azza wajal. This is the foundation our religion is based upon. Also be warned that Shirk does the opposite of purification. It affects the soul and leads it to be tarnished. Remember The Saying of Allaah 'azza wajal: "And I (Allah) created not the jinns and humans except they should worship Me (Alone)." - Surah Adh-Dhariyat [51:56] - Al-Qur'an al-Kareem

⇢ Is it enough to connect with The Creator during yoga? Todays Aya: (وَمَا خَلَقْتُ الْجِنَّ وَالْإِنسَ إِلَّا لِيَعْبُدُونِ) And I (Allah) created not the jinn and mankind except that they should worship Me (Alone)" ............... It’s strange how psychology and therapy tell you not to talk about God. Yet what I noticed, is that the clients themselves want to talk about The Creator. They want to make sense of life and find meaning. I believe we humans have a deep need to understand why we are here, what we're supposed to do and what our relationship with The Creator is like.; who He is and who we are to Him. Sometimes people are more direct with this need and will willingly bring it up. Other times they talk around it, avoiding it as much as possible as if they put it in a box and then wrapped it up with do-not-touch tap and put it to the side. In both cases the need is real. What I learned is that the more I got to know myself the more I got to know the Creator and the more I got to Know the Creator the more I got to know myself. You cant find answers to one without having questions about the other. If God created us to worship him then getting to know him, talking about him and understanding him is the base and root of a healthy life. Not talking about him is like trying to win life without understanding the goal. In the recent years, I've found people getting more interested in the concept of spirituality, listening to the voice within and connecting to something bigger than them. They may find it through yoga, meditation, stilling in nature, etc. I think that's wonderful and I certainly do believe you can find God everywhere (آياته في كل مكان ) He's signs are everywhere. That's why I believe you can find him in your darkest moments. Emersed in sin- as long as your alive He'd still be there calling you. Even the part of us that feels guilty النفس اللوامة ( I'll make a couple of podcast on how the Quran talks about that in this series) is a sign from God. But the question that comes to my mind is, isn't there more to that? Didn't God create us for more than that?? For a reason greater than simply acknowledging (and sometimes not even attributing the light to Him) his existence and the light inside of us? arent we supposed to "worship" him to? according to how "HE" told us not how we "think" we can worship him?

I hope you're ready for some fireworks (both literal and figurative), because this week's episode was recorded on the good ol' fourth of July! So prepare to 'ooh' and 'ahh' as we bring in the following issues:- Slow People In Buffet Lines- "I'm a [blank]" guys- Pirate movies- Assigned Seating at Movie TheatersWith cookouts and potlucks being in full swing this summer, Uncle Buck has a helpful PSA to help you stay ahead of the game: KEEP MOVING! There's very little as boring as a potluck dinner, and even worse than the screaming of the unattended kids isn't as mind-numbingly enraging as the dawdling, dead-eyed pace at which people shuffle through the buffet line. It's as if everyone got injections of indecision and ineptitude prior to attending. It's not that hard to choose the two or three things you're actually going to scoop onto your plate, especially since 75% of what's on the table looks completely inedible andor unsanitary. Just grab the spoon, scoop up your burnt turd casserole, accept your fate, and move along. It's not that hard to pluck out a piece of KFC chicken from the bucket and get out of the way. I have no idea why so many people out there are hyped up over socialism, because the food lines that await us twenty years down the road from now are exactly like this, both in terms of quality and selection, except the table is going to be empty by the time you get to it, and by that point you're going to have either starved to death or cannibalized your neighbor, so the whole ordeal is a moot point anyway. That's why we have jobs. In an economy driven by capitalism, you go to work, earn money, buy food, then prepare and eat it in the privacy of your own home, without the entire nursing home pawing over it first. On today, of all days, I'm thankful for the freedom to develop a skill, work a job, and reap the benefits of my labor for ME and ME ALONE. But, even going to work has its down sides . . .It's happened to us all. You're taking that skill that you've built over years of hard work, and applying it to a work situation. There's a problem to be solved, and just like that anti-gun weenie who portrays the hero in the Taken movies, you've got a particular set of skills, baby! But, it never fails; some schmuck who saw a Youtube video that one time and somehow has the authority in the situation to hamper your progress comes up and tells you "Oh, I know how to do this, too. I'm a [blank] guy." and proceeds to spout the most inane nonsense you've ever heard. "Oh, you do a podcast? Yeah, I listen to several podcasts, so that makes me an expert. Here's why your show sucks." Oh yeah, buddy? But how many do you actually DO? How many hours have you spent actually COMING UP WITH CONTENT, performing that content, recording it, editing it, presenting and then promoting it? None? Imagine my surprise . . . Until you've actually put your face in front of the camera and hung your voice and opinions out to dry for the entire internet, how about you shut up, yeah? Oh, you know a thing or two about turning on a light-switch, huh? That makes you a lighting engineer? I'm gonna refer you to my buddy, Tab, who is more than likely going to take that entire lighting fixture and wedge it up your rectum and turn it on so that your face looks like the CHARGIN MA LAZERS meme. Speaking of memes . . .Culture is informed by memes. Did you know that. No, not just the silly pictures we look at on facebook instead of being productive at work. I'm talking about the original definition of cultural memes. But one stereotype that I'm sick to death of is that of pirates. Not the internet pirate, but the Golden Era of Sailing type. The "swashbuckling adventure" type. What exactly does "swashbuckling" mean, anyway? It's basically become synonymous with "cheesy pirate movie". But the fact of the matter is, pirates, while fascinating to learn about, weren't heroes. Or even entertaining. They were a terrible nuisance, and everyone and their brother loathed them to hell and back. Why? They stole and killed. That's it. They didn't bury treasure, they didn't have noble intentions, and they weren't particularly charming or fun. They were people who didn't want to to an honest day's work, so they got on a boat, waited for someone with money to come along, boarded their ship, killed everyone who resisted, and stole whatever was valuable. In essence, they were socialists on a small, more effective scale. It bugs me to no end to see them portrayed as romantic heroes, and it bugs me even more to see kids shows telling us weird nonsense like "pirates never take anything that doesn't belong to them." That's nonsense. That was the entire purpose of being a pirate. But there's one more thing that bugs Tab about pirate movies . . .Back in the good ol' days, you could just go to the theater, buy your ticket, go in, and pick a seat. Any seat. Got there before everyone else? Then you get literally any seat in the house! Enjoy! But not anymore! There's a growing trend of buying your movie tickets online (which is degenerate, by the way) and having your specific seat in the theater saved for you. You don't even have to get off of your lazy butt and get to the theater early; you can just have mommy and daddy coddle you. Pretty soon, you won't even need to drive yourself to the movies; they'll offer a service where someone comes to your house and carries you, like the crippled writer in Clockwork Orange. But while being toted around by David Prowse (look it up) may be fine to you, it's not to us. There's an old saying, "The early bird gets the worm." Well, I'm not too keen on eating worms, but if I get to the theater before you, I'm taking whatever seat I want, and if that happens to be the one you reserved, too bad. You can go pound sand. I was here first. What's that? You're getting the usher to come deal with me? Good luck, sucker! I out-weigh that pimply prick by a good hundred and fifty pounds. I'd love to see him try to force me out of this chair. You just have fun with that. It'll probably be more entertaining than the movie, anyway!Our buddy Sage calls in again, and we get a surprise voicemail from a super-villain! Which one? You'll have to listen to this week's episode to find out!