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What do you do when the guy you had a steamy vacation hookup with resurfaces—with his wife and kids—while you're just trying to get a hot dog at an Angels game? Or when your boyfriend of three months is already talking marriage and you're wondering if you're in love or being love-bombed? On this episode of Advice Guys with Josh, Newberg, and Hannah, we're diving headfirst into heartbreak, ghosting, grief, rage, obsession, and everything in between. One listener wants to go full scorched earth, another can't stop thinking about the toxic ex with Olympic-level sex. And someone else? Just trying to figure out why "I had a great time" actually meant “never text me again.” Welcome to your weekly dose of chaos, catharsis, and questionable decisions—we're here for all of it.  Plus song of the week, neck tatoos, Reality TV ghosting and the military  Please like and subscribe and listen wherever you stream or follow us on youtube - @newbergpod or @adviceguys11    Send questions to adviceguys11@gmail.com  https://youtu.be/aLMw9mYVODw   

Throuples, Funerals, and Hugs from Your Mouth: The Most Insane Advice Episode Yet This week on The Advice Guys, it's pure emotional chaos: — One listener is in a casual three-way... until the husband starts cheating on both of them. — Another thinks she might be a glorified booty call with Wi-Fi. — One guy can't focus during oral because he's too busy overthinking the blowjob. — A funeral turns into a flirt-fest, but is it ever okay to ask your grieving friend for a hottie's number? — And on Mother's Day… a husband gives his wife the gift of anxiety and poop bags. Sex. Secrets. Sadness. And a dog no one asked for. Let's dive into the wildest inbox we've ever opened. Advice Guys! Brought to you by Newberg Pod. Listen wherever you stream, please like and subscribe and follow us on youtube @newbergpod  https://youtu.be/cAD3RNS64Ew  Send questions to: Adviceguys11@gmail.com  

This week on Advice Guys… Did this guy accidentally play on a gold record? Did her boyfriend casually confess to the strip club? Is “truthseekr15” exposing a cheating scandal via email receipts? Plus: Why are all men obsessed with fighting gorillas? Can a dog think it's having sex with you? And—is a 37-year-old about to break a 70-year-old's hip… or just his own pride? Gold plaques, strippers, cheaters, gorillas, horny pets, and grandma sex. You've got questions—we've got way too many follow-ups. Please like and subscribe. Listen wherever you stream or watch the show on YT https://youtu.be/bEI7KUqYc8U    #AdviceGuys #NewbergPod #GoldRecordDrama #StripperScentedBoyfriend #TruthseekrExposed #CheaterCaught #GorillaVs100Men #HornyDogProblems #SeniorSavor #AgeGapAdventures #PetBoundaries #RedFlagRadar #Relationship911 #ComedyPodcast #PodcastDrama #WTFWednesday #AskUsAnything #TooMuchInfoPod

This week on The Newberg Pod: Ever spiraled at 2am over a text? Questioned your entire relationship on a Tuesday? Or mentally drafted your resignation letter… again? Then you need to meet Nikki Isbell—a California-based psychotherapist who works with high-functioning overthinkers (aka perfectionists with feelings). She's the go-to for anyone stuck in the messy middle of adulthood—navigating love, communication, intrusive thoughts, and the general chaos of being a person. We get into it all: couples therapy, why your brain won't shut up, and how to stop spiraling without ghosting everyone you love. Nikki works with individuals and couples and is doing amazing work through the Center for Mental Health Excellence. Find her at nikkiisbell.com or @nik_isbell on IG—especially if you're in California and want a therapist who actually gets it. Please like and subscribe. Streaming wherever you pod or you can watch and follow us on Youtube https://youtu.be/gPVqWrQr0OU  #TherapyTalk #MentalHealthMatters #IntrusiveThoughts #CouplesTherapy #HighFunctioningAnxiety #TherapistLife #OverthinkingSpiral #ModernLove #DatingWithAnxiety #NewbergPod #MustListen #NewEpisodeAlert

This week on Advice Guys with Josh, Chris & Hannah: Is love worth more than logic? Is "slut" a safe word now? One listener's going gray—should he embrace the silver fox era or go full Just For Men? Another wants to know why men are the human version of pop-up ads: invasive, annoying, and impossible to fully block. We dig into dirty talk gone wrong, whether true love ever really ends, and how to choose between compatibility and chemistry when both women might be The One—or The Mistake. Ready to make questionable decisions? So are we.   Listen wherever you pod or watch on YouTube - https://youtu.be/WKQDAGqrCR8   Please like and subscribe!  #AdvicePodcast #NewbergPod #PodcastLife #ComedyPodcast #UnfilteredTalk #AskTheAdviceGuys #DatingDilemmas #RelationshipAdvice #ModernLove #DirtyTalkDrama #SilverFoxProblems #MenAreTheWorst #CompatibilityVsChemistry #BreakupQuestions #EmotionalAF #ShouldITextHim

This week on Advice Guys, Josh, J. Chris, and Hannah get dragged into the absolute worst-case scenarios of modern love, friendship, and office rage. A happy hour almost turns into a street fight, a surprise proposal nearly ruins a “perfect” relationship, a guy is hopelessly into women who are all married (is it a curse?), and one friend may have just caught her bestie's boyfriend hitting on her — and kind of liked it. Oh, and a mom is positive her son's new girlfriend is trying to destroy her life. Fists almost fly, threesomes are maybe on the table, and someone's definitely getting uninvited from Thanksgiving.  Please like and subscribe and follow on YT @newbergpod  @adviceguys11   https://youtu.be/lDcTsUdvmWo 

Ghosting in business —  It's the norm, now  Shannon Sharpe allegedly went blind with a boner, and he's kind of in it, but I will teach you how to not lose 100 million dollars. Also — did the Boston Marathon bombing boost ratings? If you're already offended, buckle up. The U.S. is now offering $5,000 per baby, so we're launching a fertility cult and "Putting Baby in the corner." We review new music, new jokes, and debut a brand new segment: “New Bruise, Who Dis?” — where we figure out where the hell that mark came from and which normal day to day task might be responsible. If you listen to one podcast this week… make it one that won't get you fired. But if you're here for danger, dumbness, and deep cuts —  Let's ruin our reputations together. Please like and subscribe as you enjoy wherever you stream. Or watch on YT https://youtu.be/6u5WcDJkgmI     

This week on Advice Guys, a woman falls for a mysterious stranger on the train and considers becoming a commuter stalker to find him, a guy secretly ships a vibrator to his college crush in Italy while living with his long-term girlfriend, and one couple's breakup turns into a full-on custody battle… over a dog. Plus, can a glam brunch girl survive dating an off-grid lumberjack? And the age-old question: how do you know if she wants to have sex with you? Josh, Chris, and Hannah are on it. Like Jerry on Rice!   Like Subscribe and listen wherever you stream or watch on YT : https://youtu.be/hgKd-_bBL7w  

  You ever get wrecked so hard you start questioning reality? Cool. Same. This week, we're talking about what happens after the dream gig disappears, after the footage is gone, after the thing you thought would change everything… doesn't. Because here's the truth no one brags about on Instagram: Winning isn't shiny. It's not clean. Half the time, it looks like losing. But if you can get through the garbage—like really get through it—you'll end up somewhere better. Maybe even where you were supposed to be all along. James breaks down what it feels like to lose big, sit in it, and keep moving anyway. No silver lining BS. Just real talk about momentum, reinvention, and why turbulence might be the only way forward. If you've ever felt stuck, shot down, or ghosted by the universe—this one's for you.  https://youtu.be/2B__NyiA7_s      #comedy #podcast #newbergpod 

You're not gonna believe what Hannah's new nickname is. This episode has it all: Weezer's bassist and his wife versus the police, a dangerously revealing game of “Who Would You Rather,” expert advice on how not to get shot, a heated debate about freedom, and a step-by-step guide to surviving in your car. It's unhinged, it's helpful, it might get us flagged.       Wherever you pod or watch it on YT @Newbergpod  https://youtu.be/ErofpO_7iOM 

This week on Newberg & Hannah: Hannah opens up about emotional pain, Newberg combats it with unstoppable positivity, and the tells you how to get cast on the TV show of your dreams (yes, seriously). Plus: a neighbor meltdown so unhinged you'll swear it was scripted—and other tales of chaos, clarity, and accidental wisdom. You do not want to miss this one.

EPISODE 100 is here—and it's chaotic, honest, funny, and maybe even a little profound. On this milestone episode of The Newberg Pod, I dive into surprising marijuana smoker stats, explore what it really means to become the person you're meant to be, and argue (for reasons unclear) that David Bowie is also David Blowie. I check in with my 10-year-old self, unleash some killer jokes, relive the horror of being booed at the ballet, and make three wildly specific wishes. Plus, for real—thank you for listening, supporting, and making it to 100 episodes with me. Hit play and let's celebrate in the most Newberg way possible.   Wherever you stream or watch on YT @newbergpod  https://youtu.be/aGEV4-LMX5o    Please lick and subscribe.  (Yes. I said lick)

This week, Newberg & Hannah team up with The Advice Guys for a chaotic deep dive into:

You're not ready for this one. It starts with a baby book for a dog. "First Bark," "First Sniff," even "First Hump" (thankfully, no photo). Is this just quirky or full-blown serial killer behavior? And it only gets weirder. A straight guy secretly addicted to Grindr, claiming it's “harmless curiosity.” A neighbor who gifts expensive chocolates until one missed “thank you” turns into literal chocolate revenge. A marriage where sex only happens during Eagles' Greatest Hits—and yes, Desperado plays every. single. time. Oh, and the ultimate betrayal: when your best friend, who happens to be the funniest comedian alive, completely blows up your love life. This episode is chaotic, unfiltered, and absolutely unmissable. Listen now—you'll question everything.

THIS. EPISODE. IS. INSANE.

STOP EVERYTHING. Newberg *& Hannah discuss

This week's questions are pure chaos—a joke thief, a burger thief, a possible sex cult initiation, a minivan ruined by bodily fluids, and a date so disastrously funny it ended in actual pants-pooping. One listener is debating whether to call out a friend who stole their joke and went viral, while another is questioning if their date's confidence in taking a bite of their burger without asking is a turn-on or a crime. Then there's the DC hookup that involved candlelight, chanting, and ancient Latin—was it a spell, a kink, or did she just unknowingly marry this dude? Meanwhile, one guy is realizing his mom's minivan smells like a porno set, and he needs a way to tell his girlfriend to stop drenching the seats without sounding like an asshole. And finally, the guy who watched his date trip and wipe out so spectacularly that he laughed until he literally shit his pants—does he come clean or take this shame to the grave? This episode is a five-car pileup of absurdity, and we wouldn't have it any other way. Buckle up.

This week on The Newberg Pod, we're breaking down the most unhinged Grammy moments—who won, who shouldn't have, and which artist dressed like an absolute lunatic. Plus, we unravel the most confusing phrases people actually say, debate getting in better shape without losing your soul, and tackle positivity vs. pure delusion. We also serve up killer advice, laugh-out-loud jokes, and a deep dive into the narcissists we ALL know and love to hate. It's unfiltered, unhinged, and undeniably hilarious—don't miss it!

Is your coworker's ‘compliment' actually a crime? Did your date just say you look exactly like their sister before making a move? And how do you politely escape a gym locker room hostage situation featuring saggy grandpa anatomy? This week, Josh & Chris tackle the burning (sometimes literally) questions about bad haircuts, creepy flirting, and unsolicited naked pep talks. Buckle up—this one gets weird fast.

Would you give up sex for love? Move to a new city for a fresh start? Follow a life rule that makes zero sense? We're breaking it all down—plus, the dumbest relationship fails, and why death and music go hand in hand. It's chaos. It's real. It's the Newberg & Hannah pod, and you don't want to miss it!

This week on the Newberg Pod: We've gone twice a week because once wasn't enough to unpack all the chaos. Today, we're exposing Netflix as the lazy Blockbuster wannabe you always suspected it was, asking if “sorry” actually means anything, and pitching a Yelp for hookups—because why not ruin sex too? We're also tearing apart birthday parties (spoiler: they suck), wondering what happened to real fun (RIP), and roasting the sad claps we give for mediocrity. Plus, we're talking stolen jokes, why the Matthew Perry book feels off, and how “sold out” became everyone's favorite status update. Oh, and don't miss our take on... TARIFFING THE CHICKENS. It's hilarious, unhinged, and 100% what you didn't know you needed. Buckle up—this is the most ridiculous Newberg Pod yet!   Please like and subscribe - Show is wherever you stream or watch on YT  @Newbergpod   https://youtu.be/8Lf1pGO0Z8I 

  I do a side pod with my good pal @Joshualeemann  It's wherever you pod.  I also put an episode on my Newberg Pod Youtube Channel   https://youtu.be/tFxgjHLhpZE  We don't have an audience, but hey maybe you'll like it.  It's definitely funny  My voice is kinda cringe, but I powered through.  This week on Advice Guys, we're diving into three of the most awkward, scandalous, and hilarious situations yet: A mysterious Post-it, a wild night, and zero memory—can we help unravel the hookup mystery? Breaking up a couple… to slide in yourself? Yep, someone actually asked us this. The ultimate email fail—what happens after a reply-all rant goes to the wrong people? Chaos, cringe, and questionable choices—don't miss this one!

Elon's salute (Evil or brilliant, everyone is talking about it), fat dudes roasting fat dudes, old presidents swapping jobs, and meteors vs showers—plus why deadly fires feel like a footnote. The Newberg Pod: chaos, comedy, and questionable opinions. If you like the show please subscribe like and follow  @NewbergPod  and you can stream us anywhere you pod https://youtu.be/LBfjLfzFGHc   

Week two update of the fires from my perspective only. The news and many others have had different experiences and stories. This is just mine. Even though the catastrophe is unprecedented, I choose positivity and optimism in times like this. Strength to all those who are going through it, plus my posting about volunteering, my missing friend, people who lost everything, the amazing support of Angelenos stepping up while we keep fighting. If you like the show please like, follow and subscribe You can also listen wherever you pod. #losangeles #lafires #survival #Advice #Comedy #positivity https://youtu.be/Xt6h8sjmoQg Or check us out on Youtube: @newbergpod  https://youtu.be/Xt6h8sjmoQg

To quote my neighbor," I feel lucky in a town full of many people were not so Lucky." The last few days have been terrifying in Los Angeles. Surreal almost. We had to evacuate last night and this is my story. I too am lucky to be safe. Also my usual ramblings about comedy stuff and attempts to be positive in a uniquely non positive situation. There are many stories from the fires, this is mine. Stay safe y'all - If you like the show please like and subscribe #Fire #LAFires #SunsetFire #Comedy? #Positivity #Survive    Follow us on youtube at:  https://youtu.be/aH7oY9ErFUo  youtube.com/@newbergpod 

In our final episode of 2024, Newberg & Hannah get real. We have a year in review and look forward to the Holidays! Thank you for listening all year!  See you soon and have a safe and happy holiday season! If you enjoy the show, please like follow and subscribe  or watch us on Youtube https://youtu.be/O3A_fwSXjeM 

Newberg & Hannah get back on the horse and talk about: Louigi Mangione, Cigarettes, Christmas is the worst, Christmas is the best, Santa is a total man whore and Hannah wants him. Bad.   If you like the show, please subscribe. You can listen wherever you stream or watch it on YT https://youtu.be/rZc--umEJNw  (@Newbergpod on YT)    Thanks for listening!

Newberg & Hannah catch up after a two week holiday hiatus.  We discuss Only Fans, love, Spotify Wrapped, when it's okay to be in a car chase and why people paint when they could just text!    Listen wherever you pod or find us on youtube @Newbergpod

Hannah couldn't make it today because she had more construction at her place, so she sent in some bad ass comedy questions. It's the ultimate comedy writer interview. I also discuss: The new album by the Steve Taylor Three "Temporary Heart." The myth or truth of The Detroit Lions Women Jokes Tabloids and my usual ramblings  If you like the show please follow subscribe and share wherever you stream or watch and follow us on YT https://youtu.be/9x8qog5_NP8  

A wise man once said  "Rich people woke up happy. Not rich people woke up not happy. Pundits did their pundit thing. Comedians wrote jokes. Musicians wrote songs. Lawyers went on lawyering. Workers went on working. Some celebrated. Some wept. Most remained optimistic. Some, that the right choice was made. And others, that with hope it gets better. It's another day above ground. I'm proud to live here and I do not know what the future holds, but I'm gonna keep being positive, because that's always worked out for those who believe. Our lives our more than politics. Onward and upward. You got this."   Hannah and I discuss the surprising results and life in LA because of it. Plus what really happened to Liam Payne and where to find hookers in Las vegas    If you enjoy the show please like and subscribe  or watch on youtube - https://youtu.be/PRtPpgKyerM 

I unload all the things on my mind grapes: Avocados, Jump starting yourself, Okay vs Fabulous, The Pizza table, Meditation, The Tony Hinchcliffe thing, Space, Plane jumping, Plane crash dream, When a hero tells you to GFY, Jokes, The Solar Brothers are the Beastie Boys, Sunday Funday and losing count. If you like the show, please subscribe and share. Or listen wherever you stream pods #Newbergpod #tonyhinchcliffe #RNC #Vote   https://youtu.be/N8eGfBSJodg

Hannah and I discuss some of the biggest urban legends: Slender Man, The Hitchhiker, Bunny Man Bridge, Clown Statue, and many more. All things spooky on this Halloween themed episode. Please like and subscribe to @newbergpod - Or enjoy wherever you stream podcasts #slenderman #Halloween #spooky #Podcast #Newbergpod   Please also enjoy on Youtube:  https://youtu.be/UHc3K0bx87k 

Hannah's WiFi was sucking again so I did an episode of me for the good kids who listen on youtube.com/@newbergpod - I discuss the Michigan Theater experience, the election choices, jokes, joke writing ideas, breakthroughs and I try to be funny.  If you enjoy the show please like and subscribe. Thank you for listening.        Episode available on YT:  https://youtu.be/sHqotnDJuZw 

Hannah is having some trouble with the fellas still. I walk her through some tune ups and and some better choice options. If you're in a weird place with self confidence or having a relationship twist, this is the episode for you. We've all been there and it's cool to help out.    Audio only.    Please like and subscribe and follow us on youtube.com@newbergpod   Or listen wherever you stream. 

Hannah and Purse Dumber have a wild night. No video this week because Hannah had some internet drama - Fun episode. 

Wonderful  interview with songwriter, musician, and my rockstar friend Jessica Lee Mayfield. @jessicaleamayfield  We discuss her songwriting process, upcoming tour, Letterman, friends hating your hair on national TV, and life in general. Great interview and if you're unfamiliar with her music, please check her out wherever you stream. She's incredible.  Listen wherever you pod.    If you like the show, please like, share, and subscribe. Or you can watch on youtube and subscribe there   https://youtu.be/iQpimvWdICk    

In another life I worked at a fancy law firm in Detroit MI. Today we interviewed my old boss and close friend and badass legal eagle Douglas Hyman from https://www.hymanlawgroup.com - I nerd out and ask dozens of fun legal questions and always entertains and then makes a bold prediction about P Diddy's case (Which I am obsessed with) - Hannah does her best to stay awake and we start out being attacked by a dildo.  We survive, and we are stronger.    If you enjoy the show, please like and subscribe.  If you want to watch on Youtube - https://youtu.be/jOyjl11CS7o    Follow us at  J Chris Newberg @thechrisarmy on all social media Hannah Abeel @LittleHannahSucks on all social media  and the show at http://youtube.com/@NewbergPod 

    Newberg and Hannah discuss the wild accusations against Diddy, 15 Y/O Carly Gregg and her situation with her parents, If women only like men for their personality, why are abs important? What food items must you have in your place at all times?  And Hannah describes her perfect date and then does the total opposite the night before.  "Any man who thinks he understands the mind of a woman is a man who knows nothing at all." - Robert Evans  - If you like the show, please smash that subscribe button or watch us and follow us on youtube     https://youtu.be/r7KlIibDjo4

After an inspiring call from a friend, I decided to take some action and do the episode I needed to do. In this show, Happiness, Comedy, determination, formulas for getting exactly what you want, winning, and how to do it all. Plus some debate insights, Dave Grohl's thirst for groupies, Bon Jovi and the mind of a hero. Witness my manifestation and be on the ground floor as I make it happen. Hannah Rebecca will be back next episode. This is a bonus. Enjoy it. I worked hard on it for you.      Please like and subscribe and follow us on youtube https://youtu.be/8mtBD9Frxhg 

About a month ago I saw Gallivant  (https://gallivant.bandcamp.com) at the world famous Whiskey A Go Go in Los Angeles and they destroyed. I had never heard of Joe, Sam, or Dakota prior, but  I was an immediate fan. Check them out and I think you will to. Hannah and I discuss with the boys: Road life, recording, when life gets in the way of art, Gallivan vs Vanmanda, Dave Grohl, Kurt Cobain's mysterious death and as always Rapid Fire. Great band. Fun show and we had some WIFI issues, but we powered through. Because life, duh.  Listen wherever you pod or watch....on YT   If you like the show, please subscribe https://www.youtube.com/@NewbergPod  You can follow Gallivant on youtube https://www.youtube.com/@gallivant5778 

Hannah Rebecca and I discuss:   -What's the latest? -Party Culture in LA -Is everyone shooting up Ketamine? -Matthew Perry story. Who is to blame?  -School shooting in Winder GA - What were you most worried about when you were in HS -Raygun Apologizes to Breakdance Community -Bachelorette Finale  -If you could message or tell the piece of art that changed your life, what was it and what would you tell them? -Tipping Culture? -Stephen King Books banned -ZENdaya Selena Gomez    And as always, rapid fire.     If You want to watch the show on Youtube: https://youtu.be/2yRVcIdjAqU   If you enjoy the show, please like and subscribe. 

Newberg & and Hannah are back with a vengeance after a two week hiatus because I was filming Hollywood Squares. We jump right in and discuss: Are Bar Fights sexy? Affairs. Threesomes (With family?!) How 27 means you're basically a grandmother Channing Tatum's Laundry hack Would you sleep with someone just because they were famous? And as always, Rapid Fire! Thank you for listening! Please like and subscribe and if you want to watch on youtude: https://youtu.be/rAXcOW5SgRo  Please like and subscribe there as well! We missed you! 

We covered a lot of ground today: Cocaine. Are people still doing it? Is someone's amount of followers impressive, intimidating, or no one cares? Would you ever go into space? How do you feel about therapy? What do you think is your best quality? If you had three wishes Squishmellow What's the most important thing to you? Weirdest quirk you'd put up with? Favorite driving music? and as always Rapid fire... If you enjoy. please like and subscribe. Pod also available wherever you listen to pods.   Check us out on Youtube : https://youtu.be/bWAEpFBxLy8

Hannah Rebecca and I discuss:  Weird Dreams, Icks, Depression, being nicer to yourself, how my pants are terrible to Hannah and how she hates the male leg, Ballerina Farm, Couch banging and other kinks, Work vs Work, Apple TVPlus suggestions and a whole lot more.   Please like and subscribe    Show is on youtube:  https://youtu.be/1YJjMWVpVc4   And litereally everywhere you pod       Tahnk you for listening! 

Hannah and I have my friend (Chef, actor, fire eater, teeth maker) Landon Reinoehl. Really trippy episode. We discuss Cocain Sharks, Euphoria, Hannah works through some depression, and I learn some interesting things about her process. Plus, how to eat fire, make teeth, cooking, hustling, and Rapid fire. And men's obsession with discussing meat. Great episode. Great fun. If you want to watch the episode it's on youtube: https://youtu.be/poHQwmcBb-s   Please like and subscribe. 

Hannah tells the longest story in the history of stories, but it has a solid payoff. The murder in my apartment, ghost stories. Hannah's run in with strange deer people, conspiracy theories, horror movies, JoJo Siwa and as always, rapid fire. 

Hannah and I interview adult film actress, podcaster, and comedian: Sylvia Saige - We discuss the industry as well as comedy and podcasting, but we deep dive into her job and all the things you wanted to ask, we did.  IThanks for listening. If you like, please subscribe and share.    If you want to watch the show on YouTube,  it's episode 64 https://youtube.com/@newbergpod?si=buEny-NJir5aL6c8   

Hannah and I discuss the misleading illusions of LA July 4th parties. Hawk Tuah girl is getting paid. Hannah talks about some weird grapefruit video. Travel hacks, Should Biden bow out, and as always Rapid fire!   If you want to watch the show on YouTube, https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCp989suttmZ0gflPE3WqWUA Please like and subscribe  Thank you for listening!