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Welcome to the Ad Read podcast, a podcast where we read ads.Disclaimer: Any references to products/companies real or fake reflect our opinion alone and not the opinion of the companies in question. This is especially true of the fake companies, who can be real assholes about this sort of thing.Subscribe to Ad Read in these places:Apple | Spotify | Stitcher | TuneIn | SoundCloud | Google | AndroidBuckets, The Moon Prince and meal services. Begin your Ad Read adventure with this...this... with this guy.Check out these credits:WritersThis episode was written by Kendon LuscherSound Editing by Kendon LuscherSoundtrack by Kendon LuscherAd Read Logo by Sammy (twitter).

Disclaimer: Any references to products/companies real or fake reflect our opinion alone and not the opinion of the companies in question.Buckets, The Moon Prince and meal services. Begin your Ad Read adventure with this...this... with this guy.

Welcome to the Ad Read podcast, a podcast where we read ads.Disclaimer: Any references to products/companies real or fake reflect our opinion alone and not the opinion of the companies in question. This is especially true of the fake companies, who can be real assholes about this sort of thing.Subscribe to Ad Read in these places:Apple | Spotify | Stitcher | TuneIn | SoundCloud | Google | AndroidA shave, some cocaine, Fritos and Taco Bell. These all come together in unity.Check out these credits:CastDickster: Jon Robertson (he/him)Mark: Aaron Cooper (he/him) of Beaded Gentlemen Music and 50 Third and 3rdWritersThis episode was written by Kendon Luscher except the Dickster segment, which was written by Jon RobertsonSound Editing by Kendon LuscherSoundtrack by Kendon LuscherAd Read Logo by Sammy (twitter).

Disclaimer: Any references to products/companies real or fake reflect our opinion alone and not the opinion of the companies in question.Warring meal delivery services and a great child care option in this one.

Welcome to the Ad Read podcast, a podcast where we read ads.Disclaimer: Any references to products/companies real or fake reflect our opinion alone and not the opinion of the companies in question. This is especially true of the fake companies, who can be real assholes about this sort of thing.Content Warning: This show is built from disturbing situations, violence, swearing and a healthy mocking of capitalism. While our intention is satire, any portrayal of unspeakable evil, abuse, neglect and general darkness can still be triggering for people who have experienced those things themselves. If this is you, we support you, but you may not want to listen to our show.Subscribe to Ad Read in these places:Apple | Spotify | Amazon | Stitcher | TuneIn | Google | AndroidWe read ads for The Coalition For Being Cool To Your Parents, HelloFresh, Bentmore Buckets and Law Offices of Smith, Smith, Smith, Smith and Smith.Check out these credits:CastDaniel: Jon Robertson (he/him)Mark: Aaron Cooper (he/him) of Beaded Gentlemen Music and 50 Third and 3rdWritersThis episode was written by Kendon Luscher except the Daniel segment, which was written by Jon Robertson with additional writing by Kendon LuscherSound Editing by Kendon LuscherSoundtrack by Kendon LuscherAd Read Logo by Sammy (twitter).

Disclaimer: Any references to products/companies real or fake reflect our opinion alone and not the opinion of the companies in question.We read ads for The Coalition For Being Cool To Your Parents, HelloFresh, Bentmore Buckets and Law Offices of Smith, Smith, Smith, Smith and Smith.

Disclaimer: Any references to products/companies real or fake reflect our opinion alone and not the opinion of the companies in question. This is especially true of the fake companies, who can be real assholes about this sort of thing.Content Warning: This show is built from disturbing situations, violence, swearing and a healthy mocking of capitalism. While our intention is satire, any portrayal of unspeakable evil, abuse, neglect and general darkness can still be triggering for people who have experienced those things themselves. If this is you, we support you, but you may not want to listen to our show.Subscribe to Ad Read in these places:Apple | Spotify | Amazon | Stitcher | TuneIn | Google | AndroidWe read ads from Jimmy's Daycare, Hide and Seekers, The Coalition for Being Cool To Your Parents, Flavor Blasters, Tough Boy Buckets, HelloFresh, Blue Apron and the Law Offices of Smith, Smith, Smith, Smith and Smith.Check out these credits:CastDaniel/Dickster: Jon Robertson (he/him)Mark: Aaron Cooper (he/him) of Beaded Gentlemen Music and 50 Third and 3rdWritersThis episode was written by Kendon Luscher except the Daniel and Dickster segments, which were written by Jon Robertson.Sound Editing by Kendon LuscherSoundtrack by Kendon LuscherAd Read Logo by Sammy (twitter).

Disclaimer: Any references to products/companies real or fake reflect our opinion alone and not the opinion of the companies in question.We read ads from Jimmy's Daycare, Hide and Seekers, The Coalition for Being Cool To Your Parents, Flavor Blasters, Tough Boy Buckets, HelloFresh, Blue Apron and the Law Offices of Smith, Smith, Smith, Smith and Smith.

Welcome to the Ad Read podcast, a podcast where we read ads.Disclaimer: Any references to products/companies real or fake reflect our opinion alone and not the opinion of the companies in question. This is especially true of the fake companies, who can be real assholes about this sort of thing.Content Warning: This show is built from disturbing situations, violence, swearing and a healthy mocking of capitalism. While our intention is satire, any portrayal of unspeakable evil, abuse, neglect and general darkness can still be triggering for people who have experienced those things themselves. If this is you, we support you, but you may not want to listen to our show.Subscribe to Ad Read in these places:Apple | Spotify | Amazon | Stitcher | TuneIn | Google | AndroidSubscribe to our newsletter, too.In this episode, we read ads for Fun Pets, Sun Basket, HomeBadgersDotOrg.com, Every Pyre and others.Check out these credits:CastFucky/Theresa : Jon Robertson (he/him)Mark: Aaron Cooper (he/him) of Beaded Gentlemen Music and 50 Third and 3rdWritersThis episode was written by Kendon Luscher except the Fucky and Theresa segments, which were written by Jon Robertson.Sound Editing by Kendon LuscherSoundtrack by Kendon LuscherAd Read Logo by Sammy (twitter).

Disclaimer: Any references to products/companies real or fake reflect our opinion alone and not the opinion of the companies in question.In this episode, we read ads for Fun Pets, Sun Basket, HomeBadgersDotOrg.com, Every Pyre and others.

Disclaimer: Any references to products/companies real or fake reflect our opinion alone and not the opinion of the companies in question.The sexiest episode of Ad Read to date. While the moon being important isn't sexy, the new dating app Sugar Cube is almost too sexy to handle. And that's not to mention the sex god that is pop star Donny Heart Throb who wants you to check out his new album.

Disclaimer: Any references to products/companies real or fake reflect our opinion alone and not the opinion of the companies in question.Something is hidden within a cake, but what?

Disclaimer: Any references to products/companies real or fake reflect our opinion alone and not the opinion of the companies in question.The absolute juiciest of juicy episodes.

Disclaimer: Any references to products/companies real or fake reflect our opinion alone and not the opinion of the companies in question.The spookiest episode of Ad Read yet.

Disclaimer: Any references to products/companies real or fake reflect our opinion alone and not the opinion of the companies in question.Tired of catching and deboning all your fish...

Disclaimer: Any references to products/companies real or fake reflect our opinion alone and not the opinion of the companies in question.Do you own a pool but never swim in it?

Disclaimer: Any references to products/companies real or fake reflect our opinion alone and not the opinion of the companies in question.If you're sick of your buckets lacking flavor...

Disclaimer: Any references to products/companies real or fake reflect our opinion alone and not the opinion of the companies in question.The Moon Prince is hosting this episode, so what could go wrong?

Disclaimer: Any references to products/companies real or fake reflect our opinion alone and not the opinion of the companies in question.The health benefits of hot dog water almost go without saying.

Welcome to the Ad Read podcast. We’re not like those other podcasts that fluff the running time with needless content. We get straight to the ad reads, bringing you, the consumer the product information you crave. No need to skip ahead, no filler, just poorly read ad copy from all the brands you love.Disclaimer: Any references to products/companies real or fake reflect our opinion alone and not the opinion of the companies in question. This is especially true of the fake companies, who can be real assholes about this sort of thing.Subscribe to Ad Read in these places:Apple | Spotify | Stitcher | TuneIn | SoundCloud | Google | AndroidSubscribe to the entire Bearded Gentlemen Feed:Apple | AndroidIn today’s episode, we read the following ads:Arranged CarriageThe ride share app for people who don’t know what’s best for them.Wu-WashersFor anyone who wants their undergarments to be especially clean.Office PersonasNobody likes you, but maybe you can get a new persona and become noticed at work?Matador NapkinsThe most hardcore of napkins.DrugsLet’s do drugs!

Welcome to the Ad Read podcast. We’re not like those other podcasts that fluff the running time with needless content. We get straight to the ad reads, bringing you, the consumer the product information you crave. No need to skip ahead, no filler, just poorly read ad copy from all the brands you love.Disclaimer: Any references to products/companies real or fake reflect our opinion alone and not the opinion of the companies in question. This is especially true of the fake companies, who can be real assholes about this sort of thing.Subscribe to Ad Read in these places:Apple | Spotify | Stitcher | TuneIn | SoundCloud | Google | AndroidSubscribe to the entire Bearded Gentlemen Feed:Apple | AndroidToday’s episode is a Christmas special that defies form and function.

Disclaimer: Any references to products/companies real or fake reflect our opinion alone and not the opinion of the companies in question. This is especially true of the fake companies, who can be real assholes about this sort of thing.Subscribe to Ad Read in these places:Apple | Spotify | Stitcher | TuneIn | SoundCloud | Google | AndroidIn today’s episode, we read the following ads:Mcklenburger GlueThe best in all natural glue. Best ingredients. Best machines. Best glue. Generations of tradition and innovation make this glue the top name in glue.W.E. CorporationBuy shares of Willy’s Excellence, a fortune 500 cookie company. Waste your money on something cool. Please. It’s much needed.Salutations SimulationsGet the perfect life, guaranteed. Forget reality. Choose happiness instead.Medical MartCheck out all these services from Medical Mart! But mostly plastic surgery! It’s great!Stand Up SamBarberton’s most controversial stand up comedian has a new comedy special on Barberton Channel One.

Welcome to the Ad Read podcast. We’re not like those other podcasts that fluff the running time with needless content. We get straight to the ad reads, bringing you, the consumer the product information you crave. No need to skip ahead, no filler, just poorly read ad copy from all the brands you love.Disclaimer: Any references to products/companies real or fake reflect our opinion alone and not the opinion of the companies in question. This is especially true of the fake companies, who can be real assholes about this sort of thing.Subscribe to Ad Read in these places:Apple | Spotify | Stitcher | TuneIn | SoundCloud | Google | AndroidIn today’s episode, we read the following ads:What’s In The BoxA jingle for the mystery box company What’s In The Box? Hmmmm… This one doesn’t seem great.Piss PourThe innovative new way to keep track of your loved ones.Citizens For The Sun GodShow the sun gun that you love the sun! That sounds like some fun!Extra Strength Halloween CandyFor all of your Halloween candy needs, use this candy, okay?Coldma from Medical MartThe best way to get over a cold.Decorative Wooden Spoons OutletThe cheapest prices on decorative wooden spoons.(Additional writing for this podcast by Jon Robertson, Sam Carlin and Aaron Cooper. Additional acting by Jon, Aaron, Cheru, Ed Carroll, she who shall not be named and Sam.)

Welcome to the Ad Read podcast. We’re not like those other podcasts that fluff the running time with needless content. We get straight to the ad reads, bringing you, the consumer the product information you crave. No need to skip ahead, no filler, just poorly read ad copy from all the brands you love.Disclaimer: Any references to products/companies real or fake reflect our opinion alone and not the opinion of the companies in question. This is especially true of the fake companies, who can be real assholes about this sort of thing.Subscribe to Ad Read in these places:Apple | Spotify | Stitcher | TuneIn | SoundCloud | Google | AndroidAn episode about leaders and followers, leading off with the following ads:Citizens for the Sun GodBurn everything, please. And start a chapter of Citizens for the Sun God in your city.Chocolate Blasters Flavor Blasted Chocolate CerealA brand new jingle for this amazing cereal.Wu-WaxersWax your Wu-Whiskers with Wu-Waxers.Mark's Mom's Chicken Pot PieMaybe the best pot pie in all of Barberton.RobosPlease purchase these robots. Beep. Boop.The Barberton City CouncilBarberton is looking for a new mayor! Do you want to be the mayor? Cool, apply!Additional writing and acting from Aaron Cooper, Jon Robertson and Ed Carroll. Additional acting from Cheru .

Welcome to the Ad Read podcast, a podcast where we read ads.Disclaimer: Any references to products/companies real or fake reflect our opinion alone and not the opinion of the companies in question. This is especially true of the fake companies, who can be real assholes about this sort of thing.Subscribe to Ad Read in these places:Apple | Spotify | Stitcher | TuneIn | SoundCloud | Google | AndroidIn today's episode, Barberton is selecting a new mayor! Or, more specifically, Bobathon Huxley, Barberton's city council treasurer is selecting a new mayor while the rest of the city council is off at taco night. Check out the audio applications from the finalists and then stick around to hear who gets to be the new mayor. This is democracy in action.(Additional writing and acting for this podcast by Jon Robertson and Cheru. Additional acting Ed Carroll.)

Welcome to the Ad Read podcast, a podcast where we read ads.Disclaimer: Any references to products/companies real or fake reflect our opinion alone and not the opinion of the companies in question. This is especially true of the fake companies, who can be real assholes about this sort of thing.Subscribe to Ad Read in these places:Apple | Spotify | Stitcher | TuneIn | SoundCloud | Google | AndroidSubscribe to the entire Bearded Gentlemen Feed:Apple | AndroidIn this episode, we read ads from the following companies:The Barberton Television NetworkBarberton now has two television channels. Check out the new channel. It's called "Channel 2".Olive GardenI'm told this is a restaurant. Check out this ad to see if you'd want to eat here.Flavor Blasters' Flavor BlockersIf you can't take blasts of flavor, this is a product for people who are too big of wimps to eat food like big kids.Barberton Municipal ZooBarberton's zoo has a new jingle from DJ Pontiac Beavers! That's pretty cool, right?A Message From The Wu-Tang ClanStop appropriating culture.Something else...Maybe you like one of the products advertised on this podcast. That's really cool! Upload here or email the podcast at adreadpodcast at gmail.com with your testimonials.You can send these as either a written testimonial or an audio testimonial. Either way, we may include it on the show! That's cool as fuck, and I'm the creator of this podcast so I would know.Another Thing?If you have a business you want to advertise on the podcast, you can also email us at adreadpodcast at gmail.com! We'd love to read your ad!Additional writing and acting for this podcast by Jon Robertson and Aaron Cooper.

Welcome to the Ad Read podcast, a podcast where we read ads.Disclaimer: Any references to products/companies real or fake reflect our opinion alone and not the opinion of the companies in question. This is especially true of the fake companies, who can be real assholes about this sort of thing.Subscribe to Ad Read in these places:Apple | Spotify | Stitcher | TuneIn | SoundCloud | Google | AndroidSubscribe to the entire Bearded Gentlemen Feed:Apple | AndroidIn this episode, we read ads from the following companies:Magic ForceIf you are of any magic ability, join the Magic Force to fight the forces of evil.All The FeelsCure yourself of sociopathy! It’s extremely easy.Ding DongsDon’t worry about diabetes or any diseases like that. Just eat as many ding dongs as you like.A Message From Mayor Moon PrinceThe mayor is making some changes, and that rules.Vu Tan ClamsAn apology, sort of, from Vu Tan Clams clam farm.Dog CircusA family run dog circus that you really have to come see.Something else…Maybe you like one of the products advertised on this podcast. That’s really cool! Upload here or email the podcast at adreadpodcast at gmail.com with your testimonials.You can send these as either a written testimonial or an audio testimonial. Either way, we may include it on the show! That’s cool as fuck, and I’m the creator of this podcast so I would know.Another Thing?If you have a business you want to advertise on the podcast, you can also email us at adreadpodcast at gmail.com! We’d love to read your ad!(Additional writing for this podcast by Jon Robertsonand Aaron Cooper. Additional acting by Jon, Cheru, and Ed Carroll.)

Welcome to the Ad Read podcast, a podcast where we read ads.Disclaimer: Any references to products/companies real or fake reflect our opinion alone and not the opinion of the companies in question. This is especially true of the fake companies, who can be real assholes about this sort of thing.Subscribe to Ad Read in these places:Apple | Spotify | Stitcher | TuneIn | SoundCloud | Google | AndroidSubscribe to the entire Bearded Gentlemen Feed:Apple | AndroidIn this episode, we read ads from the following companies:Citizens For The Sun GodThe Sun God has some words of inspiration for its followers.Magic ForceCall all Magic Force troops. Do troop stuff.The Moon PrinceA message from our mayor the Moon Prince.Breathing MasksIf you need to breathe outside of the dome, these breathing masks sure are a fun place to start.The Sun GodA final message from our god.SunglassesSo you don’t go blind! Sunglasses!JimmyThe hero we need?Something else…Maybe you like one of the products advertised on this podcast. That’s really cool! Upload here or email the podcast at adreadpodcast at gmail.com with your testimonials.You can send these as either a written testimonial or an audio testimonial. Either way, we may include it on the show! That’s cool as fuck, and I’m the creator of this podcast so I would know.Another Thing?If you have a business you want to advertise on the podcast, you can also email us at adreadpodcast at gmail.com! We’d love to read your ad!(Additional writing and acting for this podcast by Jon Robertson.)

Welcome to the Ad Read podcast, a podcast where we read ads.Disclaimer: Any references to products/companies real or fake reflect our opinion alone and not the opinion of the companies in question. This is especially true of the fake companies, who can be real assholes about this sort of thing.Subscribe to Ad Read in these places:Apple | Spotify | Stitcher | TuneIn | SoundCloud | Google | AndroidSubscribe to the entire Bearded Gentlemen Feed:Apple | AndroidIn this episode, we travel to a place we’ve never before been and marvel at the wonder of reality.Something else…Maybe you like one of the products advertised on this podcast. That’s really cool! Upload here or email the podcast at adreadpodcast at gmail.com with your testimonials.You can send these as either a written testimonial or an audio testimonial. Either way, we may include it on the show! That’s cool as fuck, and I’m the creator of this podcast so I would know.Another Thing?If you have a business you want to advertise on the podcast, you can also email us at adreadpodcast at gmail.com! We’d love to read your ad!(Additional writing and acting for this podcast by Jon Robertson.)

Welcome to the Ad Read podcast, a podcast where we read ads.Disclaimer: Any references to products/companies real or fake reflect our opinion alone and not the opinion of the companies in question. This is especially true of the fake companies, who can be real assholes about this sort of thing.Subscribe to Ad Read in these places:Apple | Spotify | Stitcher | TuneIn | SoundCloud | Google | AndroidIn this episode, we mostly have ads based around tweets from Ad Read twitter contest winners. Here’s the lineup: “Clumsy Glassman” | @JerpsBerpsWHAT: Theme is superpowers.Winning Tweet from @ JerpsBerps:twitter.com/JerpsBerps/status/1206984133546840065Rap Battle | @1_dingleWHAT: Theme is diseases.Winning Tweet from: @ 1_dingletwitter.com/1_dingle/status/1214662608076378113Porn HubA home brewed ad from Jon and Kendon about the new Porn Hub movie that doesn’t have porn in it.Monster Princess | @UnionCarbideHNTWHAT: Theme is next Disney Princess.Winning Tweet from @ UnionCarbideHNTtwitter.com/UnionCarbideHNT/sta…1222414376721768448Yuppers’ Hangover Guide | @yupvsnopeWHAT: Send me your remedy for hangovers and/or regrets.Winning Tweet from @ yupvsnope:twitter.com/yupvsnope/status/1212376878662791168Boys for Toys | @realfunghiWhat: Your idea for the hot new toy this Christmas season.Winning Tweet from @realfunghi:twitter.com/realfunghi/status/1…60339215851520?s=20Talk Club | @vertdegreyWHAT: Pitch a movie idea.Winning Tweet from @ vertdegrey:twitter.com/vertdegrey/status/1187020327647268864Twit Love | @stinky_blindersWhat: Send one tweet that best exemplifies you to a potential date.Winning Tweet from @stinky_blinders: twitter.com/stinky_blinders/sta…1195814122014806016

A lot of people think it's sexy to go outside and potentially get Corona Virus or spread it to other people, jeopardizing everyone but especially those vulnerable to the virus' worst effects. But it's not sexy at all. That's why pop superstar Donny Heart Throb is here to croon you into staying inside.He is joined by friends:-https://twitter.com/evantessuraea-https://twitter.com/saucymincks(Both of the amazing podcast This Planet Needs a Name: https://www.buzzsprout.com/695134)-https://twitter.com/aarxn82-https://twitter.com/BeardedGMusic(Both of https://beardedgentlemenmusic.com, our home site!)Enjoy this sexy and informative song.

Welcome to the Ad Read podcast, a podcast where we read ads.Disclaimer: Any references to products/companies real or fake reflect our opinion alone and not the opinion of the companies in question. This is especially true of the fake companies, who can be real assholes about this sort of thing.Subscribe to Ad Read in these places:Apple | Spotify | Stitcher | TuneIn | SoundCloud | Google | AndroidSubscribe to the entire Bearded Gentlemen Feed:Apple | AndroidBarberton now has a nuclear power plant in this electric episode. Plus, we learn more about Ad Read contestants Lucid Eye and Jimmy. And what's more? We have ads? A bunch of ads!Check out these credits:CastChaz/Kendon/Orb Silver/Electric Company Guy/Dooderfan Man/Jimmy/Wish Exchange Guy: Kendon LuscherDouglas Dooderton: Jon RobertsonDooderfan Woman/Reactor Lady 1/Kathleen: CheruLucid Eye/Reactor Lady 2: Lucid EyeReactor Guy 1: Ed CarrollReactor Guy 2: Uncredited ManWritersIntroduction: KendonBarberton Electric Company: KendonLucid Eye Spotlight: KendonDouglas Dooderton: Jon and KendonThe Reactor: KendonJimmy Spotlight: KendonWish Exchange: KendonConclusion: Kendon

Season 2 of Ad Read will drop on March 19, 2020. While you wait, sit on down and check out what this season is all about with the Ad Read Season 2 Trailer.This trailer contains the voice talents (in order) of:https://twitter.com/Spacefunmarshttps://twitter.com/BeardedGMusic(Unspecified)https://twitter.com/IridescentSlimehttps://twitter.com/EdRevelator34(Lucid Eye)https://twitter.com/saucymincksAnd this season will feature the voice talents of these actors and many more!

Season 2 of Ad Read will drop on March 19, 2020. While you wait, sit on down and check out what this season is all about with the Ad Read Season 2 Trailer.This trailer contains the voice talents (in order) of:https://twitter.com/Spacefunmarshttps://twitter.com/BeardedGMusic(Unspecified)https://twitter.com/IridescentSlimehttps://twitter.com/EdRevelator34(Lucid Eye)https://twitter.com/saucymincksAnd this season will feature the voice talents of these actors and many more!

Welcome to the Ad Read podcast, a podcast where we read ads.Disclaimer: Any references to products/companies real or fake reflect our opinion alone and not the opinion of the companies in question. This is especially true of the fake companies, who can be real assholes about this sort of thing.Subscribe to Ad Read in these places:Apple | Spotify | Stitcher | TuneIn | SoundCloud | Google | AndroidSubscribe to the entire Bearded Gentlemen Feed:Apple | AndroidSeason 2 kicks off in a strange new reality where everyone is happy and nobody says or does anything bad. And in this reality, there's a game show called "Ad Read"? More like Rad Read because that's some sick airwaves, bruh. Looks like from now on, everything is going to be alllllllllll right!Check out these credits:CastChaz/Kendon/Orb Silver/Smile More Narrator/Oliver Otter/Wally Weasel: Kendon LuscherProducer: Alex DeweyFucky/Alan: Jon RobertsonHolly: CheruWritersOpening Encounter: Alex, Jon and KendonIntroduction: KendonAlan Interview: Jon and KendonHolly Interview: KendonSmile More: KendonOtters: KendonClosing: Kendon

Welcome to the Ad Read podcast, a podcast where we read ads.Disclaimer: Any references to products/companies real or fake reflect our opinion alone and not the opinion of the companies in question. This is especially true of the fake companies, who can be real assholes about this sort of thing.Subscribe to Ad Read in these places:Apple | Spotify | Stitcher | TuneIn | SoundCloud | Google | AndroidSubscribe to the entire Bearded Gentlemen Feed:Apple | AndroidSeason 2 kicks off in a strange new reality where everyone is happy and nobody says or does anything bad. And in this reality, there's a game show called "Ad Read"? More like Rad Read because that's some sick airwaves, bruh. Looks like from now on, everything is going to be alllllllllll right!Check out these credits:CastChaz/Kendon/Orb Silver/Smile More Narrator/Oliver Otter/Wally Weasel: Kendon LuscherProducer: Alex DeweyFucky/Alan: Jon RobertsonHolly: CheruWritersOpening Encounter: Alex, Jon and KendonIntroduction: KendonAlan Interview: Jon and KendonHolly Interview: KendonSmile More: KendonOtters: KendonClosing: Kendon

Welcome to the Ad Read podcast, a podcast where we read ads.Disclaimer: Any references to products/companies real or fake reflect our opinion alone and not the opinion of the companies in question. This is especially true of the fake companies, who can be real assholes about this sort of thing.Subscribe to Ad Read in these places:Apple | Spotify | Stitcher | TuneIn | SoundCloud | Google | AndroidSubscribe to the entire Bearded Gentlemen Feed:Apple | AndroidWe meet the cast of the brand new season of the Ad Read game show. Seven lucky contestants will compete to win big, big prizes and the chance to win one million dollars.Check out these credits:CastChaz/Kendon/Orb Silver/Chris/Baron Otto Von Geldsworth/Billy Buckaroo/Jimmy/Blanket Farm Guy: Kendon LuscherFucky/Dickster/Stephen: Jon RobertsonChrissy: CheruAmantha: EmilyLucid Eye: Lucid EyeLittle Sally: PheeNick: Aaron CooperWritersThis episode was written by Kendon with additional writing for Fucky and Stephen/Dickster by Jon.

Welcome to the Ad Read podcast, a podcast where we read ads.Disclaimer: Any references to products/companies real or fake reflect our opinion alone and not the opinion of the companies in question. This is especially true of the fake companies, who can be real assholes about this sort of thing.Subscribe to Ad Read in these places:Apple | Spotify | Stitcher | TuneIn | SoundCloud | Google | AndroidSubscribe to the entire Bearded Gentlemen Feed:Apple | AndroidWe meet the cast of the brand new season of the Ad Read game show. Seven lucky contestants will compete to win big, big prizes and the chance to win one million dollars.Check out these credits:CastChaz/Kendon/Orb Silver/Chris/Baron Otto Von Geldsworth/Billy Buckaroo/Jimmy/Blanket Farm Guy: Kendon LuscherFucky/Dickster/Stephen: Jon RobertsonChrissy: CheruAmantha: EmilyLucid Eye: Lucid EyeLittle Sally: PheeNick: Aaron CooperWritersThis episode was written by Kendon with additional writing for Fucky and Stephen/Dickster by Jon.

Welcome to the Ad Read podcast, a podcast where we read ads.Disclaimer: Any references to products/companies real or fake reflect our opinion alone and not the opinion of the companies in question. This is especially true of the fake companies, who can be real assholes about this sort of thing.Subscribe to Ad Read in these places:Apple | Spotify | Stitcher | TuneIn | SoundCloud | Google | AndroidSubscribe to the entire Bearded Gentlemen Feed:Apple | AndroidWe packed this episode with a plethora of high end ads. Plus, we get to know Amantha and Stephen a little more with their contestant spotlights.Check out these credits:CastChaz/Kendon/Orb Silver/Brones Guy/Pizza Friends Guy: Kendon LuscherJensens/Dickster/Stephen: Jon RobertsonRachel: CheruAmantha/Amantha's Mom: EmilyNick: Aaron CooperRick: Ed CarrollWritersIntroduction: KendonBrones: KendonAmantha Spotlight: KendonJensens: JonMother's Country Fresh Artisinal Decorative Wooden Spoons: KendonStephen Spotlight: Kendon and JonPizza Friends: KendonConclusion: Kendon

Welcome to the Ad Read podcast, a podcast where we read ads.Disclaimer: Any references to products/companies real or fake reflect our opinion alone and not the opinion of the companies in question. This is especially true of the fake companies, who can be real assholes about this sort of thing.Subscribe to Ad Read in these places:Apple | Spotify | Stitcher | TuneIn | SoundCloud | Google | AndroidSubscribe to the entire Bearded Gentlemen Feed:Apple | AndroidWe packed this episode with a plethora of high end ads. Plus, we get to know Amantha and Stephen a little more with their contestant spotlights.Check out these credits:CastChaz/Kendon/Orb Silver/Brones Guy/Pizza Friends Guy: Kendon LuscherJensens/Dickster/Stephen: Jon RobertsonRachel: CheruAmantha/Amantha's Mom: EmilyNick: Aaron CooperRick: Ed CarrollWritersIntroduction: KendonBrones: KendonAmantha Spotlight: KendonJensens: JonMother's Country Fresh Artisinal Decorative Wooden Spoons: KendonStephen Spotlight: Kendon and JonPizza Friends: KendonConclusion: Kendon

Welcome to the Ad Read podcast, a podcast where we read ads.Disclaimer: Any references to products/companies real or fake reflect our opinion alone and not the opinion of the companies in question. This is especially true of the fake companies, who can be real assholes about this sort of thing.Subscribe to Ad Read in these places:Apple | Spotify | Stitcher | TuneIn | SoundCloud | Google | AndroidSubscribe to the entire Bearded Gentlemen Feed:Apple | AndroidBarberton now has a nuclear power plant in this electric episode. Plus, we learn more about Ad Read contestants Lucid Eye and Jimmy. And what's more? We have ads? A bunch of ads!Check out these credits:CastChaz/Kendon/Orb Silver/Electric Company Guy/Dooderfan Man/Jimmy/Wish Exchange Guy: Kendon LuscherDouglas Dooderton: Jon RobertsonDooderfan Woman/Reactor Lady 1/Kathleen: CheruLucid Eye/Reactor Lady 2: Lucid EyeReactor Guy 1: Ed CarrollReactor Guy 2: Uncredited ManWritersIntroduction: KendonBarberton Electric Company: KendonLucid Eye Spotlight: KendonDouglas Dooderton: Jon and KendonThe Reactor: KendonJimmy Spotlight: KendonWish Exchange: KendonConclusion: Kendon

Welcome to the Ad Read podcast, a podcast where we read ads.Disclaimer: Any references to products/companies real or fake reflect our opinion alone and not the opinion of the companies in question. This is especially true of the fake companies, who can be real assholes about this sort of thing.Subscribe to Ad Read in these places:Apple | Spotify | Stitcher | TuneIn | SoundCloud | Google | AndroidSubscribe to the entire Bearded Gentlemen Feed:Apple | AndroidThe first elimination episode of the new season is here, and things get pretty ad-of-control. Just a little humor there for you, but things do get crazy.Check out these credits:CastChaz/Kendon/Orb Silver/Baron/Frank/Soup Rappers: Kendon LuscherProducer: Alex DeweyStephen/Dickster: Jon RobertsonJudge: CheruHank: Ed CarrollWritersIntroduction: KendonBaron Question 1: KendonStephen/Dickster Question 1: Jon and KendonSuing For Hugs: KendonStephen/Dickster Question 2: Jon And KendonBaron Question 2: KendonSoup Rap, Unfortunately, Kendon did thisBaron Question 3: KendonStephen/Dickster Question 3: Alex, Jon and KendonConclusion: KendonAd Read Logo by Sammy (twitter).

Welcome to the Ad Read podcast, a podcast where we read ads.Disclaimer: Any references to products/companies real or fake reflect our opinion alone and not the opinion of the companies in question. This is especially true of the fake companies, who can be real assholes about this sort of thing.Subscribe to Ad Read in these places:Apple | Spotify | Stitcher | TuneIn | SoundCloud | Google | AndroidSubscribe to the entire Bearded Gentlemen Feed:Apple | AndroidThe first elimination episode of the new season is here, and things get pretty ad-of-control. Just a little humor there for you, but things do get crazy.Check out these credits:CastChaz/Kendon/Orb Silver/Baron/Frank/Soup Rappers: Kendon LuscherProducer: Alex DeweyStephen/Dickster: Jon RobertsonJudge: CheruHank: Ed CarrollWritersIntroduction: KendonBaron Question 1: KendonStephen/Dickster Question 1: Jon and KendonSuing For Hugs: KendonStephen/Dickster Question 2: Jon And KendonBaron Question 2: KendonSoup Rap, Unfortunately, Kendon did thisBaron Question 3: KendonStephen/Dickster Question 3: Alex, Jon and KendonConclusion: KendonAd Read Logo by Sammy (twitter).

Welcome to the Ad Read podcast, a podcast where we read ads.Disclaimer: Any references to products/companies real or fake reflect our opinion alone and not the opinion of the companies in question. This is especially true of the fake companies, who can be real assholes about this sort of thing.Subscribe to Ad Read in these places:Apple | Spotify | Stitcher | TuneIn | SoundCloud | Google | AndroidSubscribe to the entire Bearded Gentlemen Feed:Apple | AndroidCome into The Computer's void. No, you don't have a choice. The Computer has some things she wants to say to you.Check out these credits:CastThe Computer: Caroline Mincks of Seen Not Heard, This Planet Needs A Name, Finding Atlas and Scary Stories for Modern MindsChaz/Orb Silver/Young Moon Prince/Jimmy: Kendon LuscherVarious Unnamed Characters: Jon RobertsonVarious Unnamed Characters: CheruLittle Sally: PheeNick: Aaron CooperWritersThis episode was written by Kendon with additional writing for Various Unnamed Characters by Jon and Cheru and additional writing for Nick by Aaron.Ad Read Logo by Sammy (twitter).

Welcome to the Ad Read podcast, a podcast where we read ads.Disclaimer: Any references to products/companies real or fake reflect our opinion alone and not the opinion of the companies in question. This is especially true of the fake companies, who can be real assholes about this sort of thing.Subscribe to Ad Read in these places:Apple | Spotify | Stitcher | TuneIn | SoundCloud | Google | AndroidSubscribe to the entire Bearded Gentlemen Feed:Apple | AndroidCome into The Computer's void. No, you don't have a choice. The Computer has some things she wants to say to you.Check out these credits:CastThe Computer: Caroline Mincks of Seen Not Heard, This Planet Needs A Name, Finding Atlas and Scary Stories for Modern MindsChaz/Orb Silver/Young Moon Prince/Jimmy: Kendon LuscherVarious Unnamed Characters: Jon RobertsonVarious Unnamed Characters: CheruLittle Sally: PheeNick: Aaron CooperWritersThis episode was written by Kendon with additional writing for Various Unnamed Characters by Jon and Cheru and additional writing for Nick by Aaron.Ad Read Logo by Sammy (twitter).

Welcome to the Ad Read podcast, a podcast where we read ads.Disclaimer: Any references to products/companies real or fake reflect our opinion alone and not the opinion of the companies in question. This is especially true of the fake companies, who can be real assholes about this sort of thing.Subscribe to Ad Read in these places:Apple | Spotify | Stitcher | TuneIn | SoundCloud | Google | AndroidSubscribe to the entire Bearded Gentlemen Feed:Apple | AndroidWe have more ads than you can handle plus a product review from contestant Amantha.Check out these credits:CastChaz/Orb Silver/Maze World Narrator/Mirror Twin Narrator/Various Jensens/Ice Cream Narrator/Ice Cream Kid: Kendon LuscherVarious Jensens: Jon RobertsonOrshlee: CheruAmantha/Amantha's Mom: EmilyWritersIntroduction: KendonMaze World: KendonI'll Be Your MIRROR... Twin: KendonJensens' Church of Dick: Jon with additional writing by KendonCFS: KendonIce Cream Leasing: KendonConclusion: KendonAd Read Logo by Sammy (twitter).

Welcome to the Ad Read podcast, a podcast where we read ads.Disclaimer: Any references to products/companies real or fake reflect our opinion alone and not the opinion of the companies in question. This is especially true of the fake companies, who can be real assholes about this sort of thing.Subscribe to Ad Read in these places:Apple | Spotify | Stitcher | TuneIn | SoundCloud | Google | AndroidSubscribe to the entire Bearded Gentlemen Feed:Apple | AndroidWe have more ads than you can handle plus a product review from contestant Amantha.Check out these credits:CastChaz/Orb Silver/Maze World Narrator/Mirror Twin Narrator/Various Jensens/Ice Cream Narrator/Ice Cream Kid: Kendon LuscherVarious Jensens: Jon RobertsonOrshlee: CheruAmantha/Amantha's Mom: EmilyWritersIntroduction: KendonMaze World: KendonI'll Be Your MIRROR... Twin: KendonJensens' Church of Dick: Jon with additional writing by KendonCFS: KendonIce Cream Leasing: KendonConclusion: KendonAd Read Logo by Sammy (twitter).

Welcome to the Ad Read podcast, a podcast where we read ads.Disclaimer: Any references to products/companies real or fake reflect our opinion alone and not the opinion of the companies in question. This is especially true of the fake companies, who can be real assholes about this sort of thing.Subscribe to Ad Read in these places:Apple | Spotify | Stitcher | TuneIn | SoundCloud | Google | AndroidSubscribe to the entire Bearded Gentlemen Feed:Apple | AndroidIn the second elimination episode of the season, Baron Otto Von Geldsworth faces off against the oracle Lucid Eye. Plus, ads for The Reactor, DJ Funbuns’ talk show and, of course, Golden Vineyards Non-Alcoholic Wine.Check out these credits:CastChaz/Orb Silver/Baron Otto Von Geldsworth/Alex/Goblin/Shadow Monster/Jimmy: Kendon LuscherLucid Eye/Trish: Lucid EyeReactor People/DJ Funbuns: Jon RobertsonJason: Aaron CooperBridget: EmilyNancy: CheruBuddy The Raisin: Ed Carroll WritersIntroduction: KendonBaron Questions: KendonLucid Eye Questions: KendonReactor: JonDJ Funbuns: JonGolden Vineyards Non-Alcoholic Wine: Kendon with additional writing from Emily.Conclusion: KendonAd Read Logo by Sammy (twitter).

Welcome to the Ad Read podcast, a podcast where we read ads.Disclaimer: Any references to products/companies real or fake reflect our opinion alone and not the opinion of the companies in question. This is especially true of the fake companies, who can be real assholes about this sort of thing.Subscribe to Ad Read in these places:Apple | Spotify | Stitcher | TuneIn | SoundCloud | Google | AndroidSubscribe to the entire Bearded Gentlemen Feed:Apple | AndroidIn the second elimination episode of the season, Baron Otto Von Geldsworth faces off against the oracle Lucid Eye. Plus, ads for The Reactor, DJ Funbuns’ talk show and, of course, Golden Vineyards Non-Alcoholic Wine.Check out these credits:CastChaz/Orb Silver/Baron Otto Von Geldsworth/Alex/Goblin/Shadow Monster/Jimmy: Kendon LuscherLucid Eye/Trish: Lucid EyeReactor People/DJ Funbuns: Jon RobertsonJason: Aaron CooperBridget: EmilyNancy: CheruBuddy The Raisin: Ed Carroll WritersIntroduction: KendonBaron Questions: KendonLucid Eye Questions: KendonReactor: JonDJ Funbuns: JonGolden Vineyards Non-Alcoholic Wine: Kendon with additional writing from Emily.Conclusion: KendonAd Read Logo by Sammy (twitter).

Welcome to the Ad Read podcast, a podcast where we read ads.Disclaimer: Any references to products/companies real or fake reflect our opinion alone and not the opinion of the companies in question. This is especially true of the fake companies, who can be real assholes about this sort of thing.Subscribe to Ad Read in these places:Apple | Spotify | Stitcher | TuneIn | SoundCloud | Google | AndroidSubscribe to the entire Bearded Gentlemen Feed:Apple | AndroidPractice self-care with an episode of Ad Read full of ads for mental health boosting products. If Hank’s Holding Hands Headquarters doesn’t sooth your mind and soul, maybe check out the self-help guru Douglas Dooderton. Or find a twin and/or best friend? And if none of those things can make you feel good, Medical Smart has just the surgery for you.Check out these credits:CastChaz/Orb Silver/Frank/Jimmy/Smastic Surgery Customer/Smastic Surgery Narrator: Kendon LuscherDouglas Dooderton: Jon RobertsonSelf-Help User 1/Mother: CheruSelf-Help User 2/Rick: Ed CarrollNick: Aaron Cooper WritersIntroduction: KendonHank’s Holding Hands Headquarters: KendonDouglas Dooderton: Jon with additional writing by KendonTwins: Cheru, Ed and AaronBest Friends: KendonSmastic Surgery: KendonConclusion: Kendon Ad Read Logo by Sammy (twitter).

Welcome to the Ad Read podcast, a podcast where we read ads.Disclaimer: Any references to products/companies real or fake reflect our opinion alone and not the opinion of the companies in question. This is especially true of the fake companies, who can be real assholes about this sort of thing.Subscribe to Ad Read in these places:Apple | Spotify | Stitcher | TuneIn | SoundCloud | Google | AndroidSubscribe to the entire Bearded Gentlemen Feed:Apple | AndroidWe have a special episode this week — an episode-long tourism ad for Barberton, Ohio. Find out why this place is so dang magical.Check out these credits:CastChaz/Orb Silver/Man/Culture Guys/Jimmy/Future Guy: Kendon LuscherVarious Characters: Jon RobertsonWoman: CheruMan: Ed CarrollNick: Aaron CooperAmantha/Amantha’s Mom: EmilyWritersIntroduction: KendonLake Anna: KendonReactor: KendonVarious Barberton Appreciators: JonCulture: KendonAmantha: KendonJimmy: KendonBarns: KendonConclusion: KendonAd Read Logo by Sammy (twitter).

Welcome to the Ad Read podcast, a podcast where we read ads.Disclaimer: Any references to products/companies real or fake reflect our opinion alone and not the opinion of the companies in question. This is especially true of the fake companies, who can be real assholes about this sort of thing.Subscribe to Ad Read in these places:Apple | Spotify | Stitcher | TuneIn | SoundCloud | Google | AndroidSubscribe to the entire Bearded Gentlemen Feed:Apple | AndroidWe have a special episode this week — an episode-long tourism ad for Barberton, Ohio. Find out why this place is so dang magical.Check out these credits:CastChaz/Orb Silver/Man/Culture Guys/Jimmy/Future Guy: Kendon LuscherVarious Characters: Jon RobertsonWoman: CheruMan: Ed CarrollNick: Aaron CooperAmantha/Amantha’s Mom: EmilyWritersIntroduction: KendonLake Anna: KendonReactor: KendonVarious Barberton Appreciators: JonCulture: KendonAmantha: KendonJimmy: KendonBarns: KendonConclusion: KendonAd Read Logo by Sammy (twitter).

Welcome to the Ad Read podcast, a podcast where we read ads.Disclaimer: Any references to products/companies real or fake reflect our opinion alone and not the opinion of the companies in question. This is especially true of the fake companies, who can be real assholes about this sort of thing.Subscribe to Ad Read in these places:Apple | Spotify | Stitcher | TuneIn | SoundCloud | Google | AndroidSubscribe to the entire Bearded Gentlemen Feed:Apple | AndroidYou'll be shocked when you find out the two bottom point earners this elimination episode... And you'll be even more shocked by who gets eliminated! Or you won't. I dunno.Check out these credits:CastChaz/Orb Silver/Jimmy/Party Dads Narrator/Sean/Introvert Party Dad/Dad 3/Horse Ranch Narrator/Fred/Door to Door Salesmen: Kendon LuscherVarious Dads: Jon RobertsonAmantha/Amantha's Mom/Party Dad Owner: EmilyWritersThis episode was written by Kendon Luscher with additional Party Dads written by Jon.Ad Read Logo by Sammy (twitter).

Welcome to the Ad Read podcast, a podcast where we read ads.Disclaimer: Any references to products/companies real or fake reflect our opinion alone and not the opinion of the companies in question. This is especially true of the fake companies, who can be real assholes about this sort of thing.Subscribe to Ad Read in these places:Apple | Spotify | Stitcher | TuneIn | SoundCloud | Google | AndroidSubscribe to the entire Bearded Gentlemen Feed:Apple | AndroidYou'll be shocked when you find out the two bottom point earners this elimination episode... And you'll be even more shocked by who gets eliminated! Or you won't. I dunno.Check out these credits:CastChaz/Orb Silver/Jimmy/Party Dads Narrator/Sean/Introvert Party Dad/Dad 3/Horse Ranch Narrator/Fred/Door to Door Salesmen: Kendon LuscherVarious Dads: Jon RobertsonAmantha/Amantha's Mom/Party Dad Owner: EmilyWritersThis episode was written by Kendon Luscher with additional Party Dads written by Jon.Ad Read Logo by Sammy (twitter).

Welcome to the Ad Read podcast, a podcast where we read ads.Disclaimer: Any references to products/companies real or fake reflect our opinion alone and not the opinion of the companies in question. This is especially true of the fake companies, who can be real assholes about this sort of thing.Subscribe to Ad Read in these places:Apple | Spotify | Stitcher | TuneIn | SoundCloud | Google | AndroidSubscribe to the entire Bearded Gentlemen Feed:Apple | Android Baskin Robbins gave us a lot of money to make this Baskin Robbins-focused episode. But don't worry, we also have an interview with ex-contestant Amantha and plenty of other girthy ads.Check out these credits:CastVarious Characters/Stryker/DJ Francis Fun Buns: Jon RobertsonChaz/Orb Silver/Additional Characters: Kendon LuscherAmantha: EmilyNick: Aaron CooperWritersThis episode was written by Jon Robertson with additional writing by Kendon and Aaron.Ad Read Logo by Sammy (twitter).

Welcome to the Ad Read podcast, a podcast where we read ads.Disclaimer: Any references to products/companies real or fake reflect our opinion alone and not the opinion of the companies in question. This is especially true of the fake companies, who can be real assholes about this sort of thing.Subscribe to Ad Read in these places:Apple | Spotify | Stitcher | TuneIn | SoundCloud | Google | AndroidSubscribe to the entire Bearded Gentlemen Feed:Apple | Android Baskin Robbins gave us a lot of money to make this Baskin Robbins-focused episode. But don't worry, we also have an interview with ex-contestant Amantha and plenty of other girthy ads.Check out these credits:CastVarious Characters/Stryker/DJ Francis Fun Buns: Jon RobertsonChaz/Orb Silver/Additional Characters: Kendon LuscherAmantha: EmilyNick: Aaron CooperWritersThis episode was written by Jon Robertson with additional writing by Kendon and Aaron.Ad Read Logo by Sammy (twitter).

Welcome to the Ad Read podcast, a podcast where we read ads.Disclaimer: Any references to products/companies real or fake reflect our opinion alone and not the opinion of the companies in question. This is especially true of the fake companies, who can be real assholes about this sort of thing.Subscribe to Ad Read in these places:Apple | Spotify | Stitcher | TuneIn | SoundCloud | Google | AndroidSubscribe to the entire Bearded Gentlemen Feed:Apple | AndroidAn ancient curse has befallen the Ad Read podcast. It’s up to Chaz and the Producer to raise an obscene amount of money or everyone in Barberton will die.Check out these credits:CastProducer/Earl: Alex DeweyChaz/Various Characters/Heaven’s Gate Narrator/Imagination Door Narrator: Kendon LuscherBenny Swims: It’s A MysteryMumford: Brian Roesler of The Illegal ScreenMabel/Brenda: Caroline Mincks of Seen Not Heard, This Planet Needs A Name, Finding Atlas and Scary Stories for Modern MindsVarious Characters: Jon RobertsonAmantha: EmilyNick: Aaron CooperLucid Eye: Lucid EyeLittle Sally: PheeWritersThis episode was written by Alex Dewey. Additional writing and Heaven's Gate and Imagination Door by Kendon Luscher. Additional writing by Jon Robertson and Aaron Cooper.Soundtrack by Kendon Luscher with some groovy bass lines by Jon Robertson.Ad Read Logo by Sammy (twitter).

Welcome to the Ad Read podcast, a podcast where we read ads.Disclaimer: Any references to products/companies real or fake reflect our opinion alone and not the opinion of the companies in question. This is especially true of the fake companies, who can be real assholes about this sort of thing.Subscribe to Ad Read in these places:Apple | Spotify | Stitcher | TuneIn | SoundCloud | Google | AndroidSubscribe to the entire Bearded Gentlemen Feed:Apple | AndroidAn ancient curse has befallen the Ad Read podcast. It’s up to Chaz and the Producer to raise an obscene amount of money or everyone in Barberton will die.Check out these credits:CastProducer/Earl: Alex DeweyChaz/Various Characters/Heaven’s Gate Narrator/Imagination Door Narrator: Kendon LuscherBenny Swims: It’s A MysteryMumford: Brian Roesler of The Illegal ScreenMabel/Brenda: Caroline Mincks of Seen Not Heard, This Planet Needs A Name, Finding Atlas and Scary Stories for Modern MindsVarious Characters: Jon RobertsonAmantha: EmilyNick: Aaron CooperLucid Eye: Lucid EyeLittle Sally: PheeWritersThis episode was written by Alex Dewey. Additional writing and Heaven's Gate and Imagination Door by Kendon Luscher. Additional writing by Jon Robertson and Aaron Cooper.Soundtrack by Kendon Luscher with some groovy bass lines by Jon Robertson.Ad Read Logo by Sammy (twitter).

Welcome to the Ad Read podcast, a podcast where we read ads.Disclaimer: Any references to products/companies real or fake reflect our opinion alone and not the opinion of the companies in question. This is especially true of the fake companies, who can be real assholes about this sort of thing.Subscribe to Ad Read in these places:Apple | Spotify | Stitcher | TuneIn | SoundCloud | Google | AndroidSubscribe to the entire Bearded Gentlemen Feed:Apple | AndroidIt has come to our attention that some people have been participating in illegal behavior while listening to Ad Read. Show creators Kendon Luscher and Jon Robertson want to respond to this behavior and take zero responsibility for it.This disclaimer was written by Kendon Luscher and Jon Robertson.Soundtrack by Kendon Luscher.Ad Read Logo by Sammy (twitter).

Welcome to the Ad Read podcast, a podcast where we read ads.Disclaimer: Any references to products/companies real or fake reflect our opinion alone and not the opinion of the companies in question. This is especially true of the fake companies, who can be real assholes about this sort of thing.Subscribe to Ad Read in these places:Apple | Spotify | Stitcher | TuneIn | SoundCloud | Google | AndroidSubscribe to the entire Bearded Gentlemen Feed:Apple | AndroidSenseis, chocolate shops, memory pills and ponies in an ad-crammed episode of your favorite advertising show.Check out these credits:CastChaz/Orb Silver/Sensei/Nottle Narrator/Ron/Husband: Kendon LuscherSensei/Wanda: CheruNick/Husband: Aaron CooperGriever/Buddy The Raisin: Ed CarrollGriever: Lucid EyeJensens/Fucky the Cat: Jon Robertson WritersIntroduction: Kendon LuscherDandy Dog Dojo: Kendon LuscherPony Petters: Aaron CooperForget Me Nottle: Kendon LuscherJensens: Jon RobertsonRaisin The Roof: Kendon LuscherConclusionSoundtrack by Kendon Luscher.Ad Read Logo by Sammy (twitter).

Welcome to the Ad Read podcast, a podcast where we read ads.Disclaimer: Any references to products/companies real or fake reflect our opinion alone and not the opinion of the companies in question. This is especially true of the fake companies, who can be real assholes about this sort of thing.Subscribe to Ad Read in these places:Apple | Spotify | Stitcher | TuneIn | SoundCloud | Google | AndroidSubscribe to the entire Bearded Gentlemen Feed:Apple | AndroidSenseis, chocolate shops, memory pills and ponies in an ad-crammed episode of your favorite advertising show.Check out these credits:CastChaz/Orb Silver/Sensei/Nottle Narrator/Ron/Husband: Kendon LuscherSensei/Wanda: CheruNick/Husband: Aaron CooperGriever/Buddy The Raisin: Ed CarrollGriever: Lucid EyeJensens/Fucky the Cat: Jon Robertson WritersIntroduction: Kendon LuscherDandy Dog Dojo: Kendon LuscherPony Petters: Aaron CooperForget Me Nottle: Kendon LuscherJensens: Jon RobertsonRaisin The Roof: Kendon LuscherConclusionSoundtrack by Kendon Luscher.Ad Read Logo by Sammy (twitter).

Welcome to the Ad Read podcast, a podcast where we read ads.Disclaimer: Any references to products/companies real or fake reflect our opinion alone and not the opinion of the companies in question. This is especially true of the fake companies, who can be real assholes about this sort of thing.Subscribe to Ad Read in these places:Apple | Spotify | Stitcher | TuneIn | SoundCloud | Google | AndroidSubscribe to the entire Bearded Gentlemen Feed:Apple | AndroidLucid Eye foresaw her own death in episode 14, and you're never going to believe this, but this is episode 14. Lucid Eye definitely dies in this episode... and reveals a secret? Plus, the return of a familiar friend.Check out these credits:CastChaz/Orb Silver/Ricky: Kendon LuscherLittle Sally: PheeLucid Eye: Lucid EyeShoe Guys/Douglas Dooderton: Jon RobertsonOrb Gold: CheruWritersIntroduction: Kendon LuscherContestant Questions/Apology: Kendon LuscherDooderton: Jon RobertsonShoe Guys: Jon RobertsonInterruption/Milk: Kendon LuscherConclusion: Kendon LuscherSoundtrack by Kendon Luscher.Ad Read Logo by Sammy (twitter).

Welcome to the Ad Read podcast, a podcast where we read ads.Disclaimer: Any references to products/companies real or fake reflect our opinion alone and not the opinion of the companies in question. This is especially true of the fake companies, who can be real assholes about this sort of thing.Subscribe to Ad Read in these places:Apple | Spotify | Stitcher | TuneIn | SoundCloud | Google | AndroidSubscribe to the entire Bearded Gentlemen Feed:Apple | AndroidLucid Eye foresaw her own death in episode 14, and you're never going to believe this, but this is episode 14. Lucid Eye definitely dies in this episode... and reveals a secret? Plus, the return of a familiar friend.Check out these credits:CastChaz/Orb Silver/Ricky: Kendon LuscherLittle Sally: PheeLucid Eye: Lucid EyeShoe Guys/Douglas Dooderton: Jon RobertsonOrb Gold: CheruWritersIntroduction: Kendon LuscherContestant Questions/Apology: Kendon LuscherDooderton: Jon RobertsonShoe Guys: Jon RobertsonInterruption/Milk: Kendon LuscherConclusion: Kendon LuscherSoundtrack by Kendon Luscher.Ad Read Logo by Sammy (twitter).

Welcome to the Ad Read podcast, a podcast where we read ads.Disclaimer: Any references to products/companies real or fake reflect our opinion alone and not the opinion of the companies in question. This is especially true of the fake companies, who can be real assholes about this sort of thing.Subscribe to Ad Read in these places:Apple | Spotify | Stitcher | TuneIn | SoundCloud | Google | AndroidSubscribe to the entire Bearded Gentlemen Feed:Apple | AndroidCrime, class and cassettes invade this episode of Ad Read, but don't fret because a certain group of elite hackers also want to make you feel like complete crap.Check out these credits:CastChaz/Orb Silver/Crime Guy/Nedbert Jensen/Towel Guy/Ricky: Kendon LuscherBig Don: Aaron CooperLord Cummington/Douglas Dooderton: Jon RobertsonCrime Lady/Orb Gold/Betsy Beaver: CheruWritersIntroduction: Kendon LuscherI'll Do The Time: Kendon LuscherBig Don: Aaron CooperOSPY: Jon RobertsonTowels/Ugly: Kendon LuscherGive A Dam: Kendon LuscherDooderton: Jon RobertsonConclusion: Kendon LuscherSoundtrack by Kendon Luscher.Ad Read Logo by Sammy (twitter).

Welcome to the Ad Read podcast, a podcast where we read ads.Disclaimer: Any references to products/companies real or fake reflect our opinion alone and not the opinion of the companies in question. This is especially true of the fake companies, who can be real assholes about this sort of thing.Subscribe to Ad Read in these places:Apple | Spotify | Stitcher | TuneIn | SoundCloud | Google | AndroidSubscribe to the entire Bearded Gentlemen Feed:Apple | AndroidCrime, class and cassettes invade this episode of Ad Read, but don't fret because a certain group of elite hackers also want to make you feel like complete crap.Check out these credits:CastChaz/Orb Silver/Crime Guy/Nedbert Jensen/Towel Guy/Ricky: Kendon LuscherBig Don: Aaron CooperLord Cummington/Douglas Dooderton: Jon RobertsonCrime Lady/Orb Gold/Betsy Beaver: CheruWritersIntroduction: Kendon LuscherI'll Do The Time: Kendon LuscherBig Don: Aaron CooperOSPY: Jon RobertsonTowels/Ugly: Kendon LuscherGive A Dam: Kendon LuscherDooderton: Jon RobertsonConclusion: Kendon LuscherSoundtrack by Kendon Luscher.Ad Read Logo by Sammy (twitter).

Welcome to the Ad Read podcast, a podcast where we read ads.Disclaimer: Any references to products/companies real or fake reflect our opinion alone and not the opinion of the companies in question. This is especially true of the fake companies, who can be real assholes about this sort of thing.Subscribe to Ad Read in these places:Apple | Spotify | Stitcher | TuneIn | SoundCloud | Google | AndroidSubscribe to the entire Bearded Gentlemen Feed:Apple | Android Reality and dreams merge into a single entity.Check out these credits:CastChaz/Orb Silver/Sugar Sam's Narrator/Kevin/Wally Weasel/Wally Weasley/Ricky: Kendon LuscherSugar Sam's Customer: Evan Tess Murray of This Planet Needs A Name (TPNAN Twitter)Nick: Aaron CooperPeter Jensen/Penny Jensen/Penelope Jensen: Jon RobertsonOrb Gold: CheruWritersIntroduction: Kendon LuscherSugar Sam's Soda: Kendon LuscherIdentical Twins: Jon RobertsonHappy Police: Kendon LuscherNick's Dream: Aaron CooperWally Weasel and Wally Weasley: Kendon LuscherSidewalks: Kendon LuscherConclusion: Kendon LuscherSoundtrack by Kendon Luscher (you can even listen to this soundtrack here) except Nick's Dream, which Aaron Cooper wrote.Ad Read Logo by Sammy (twitter).

Welcome to the Ad Read podcast, a podcast where we read ads.Disclaimer: Any references to products/companies real or fake reflect our opinion alone and not the opinion of the companies in question. This is especially true of the fake companies, who can be real assholes about this sort of thing.Subscribe to Ad Read in these places:Apple | Spotify | Stitcher | TuneIn | SoundCloud | Google | AndroidSubscribe to the entire Bearded Gentlemen Feed:Apple | Android Reality and dreams merge into a single entity.Check out these credits:CastChaz/Orb Silver/Sugar Sam's Narrator/Kevin/Wally Weasel/Wally Weasley/Ricky: Kendon LuscherSugar Sam's Customer: Evan Tess Murray of This Planet Needs A Name (TPNAN Twitter)Nick: Aaron CooperPeter Jensen/Penny Jensen/Penelope Jensen: Jon RobertsonOrb Gold: CheruWritersIntroduction: Kendon LuscherSugar Sam's Soda: Kendon LuscherIdentical Twins: Jon RobertsonHappy Police: Kendon LuscherNick's Dream: Aaron CooperWally Weasel and Wally Weasley: Kendon LuscherSidewalks: Kendon LuscherConclusion: Kendon LuscherSoundtrack by Kendon Luscher (you can even listen to this soundtrack here) except Nick's Dream, which Aaron Cooper wrote.Ad Read Logo by Sammy (twitter).

Welcome to the Ad Read podcast, a podcast where we read ads.Disclaimer: Any references to products/companies real or fake reflect our opinion alone and not the opinion of the companies in question. This is especially true of the fake companies, who can be real assholes about this sort of thing.Subscribe to Ad Read in these places:Apple | Spotify | Stitcher | TuneIn | SoundCloud | Google | AndroidSubscribe to the entire Bearded Gentlemen Feed:Apple | AndroidThis elimination episode descends into hilarious chaos when the Moon Prince stages a surprise family reunion for Jimmy.Check out these credits:CastChaz/Orb Silver/Jimmy/Ricky: Kendon LuscherNick: Aaron CooperRick: Ed CarrollRachel/Orb Gold: CheruAmantha: EmilyComputer: Caroline Mincks of Seen Not Heard, This Planet Needs A Name, Finding Atlas and Scary Stories for Modern MindsWritersThis episode was written by Kendon LuscherSoundtrack by Kendon Luscher (you can even listen to this soundtrack here)Ad Read Logo by Sammy (twitter).

Welcome to the Ad Read podcast, a podcast where we read ads.Disclaimer: Any references to products/companies real or fake reflect our opinion alone and not the opinion of the companies in question. This is especially true of the fake companies, who can be real assholes about this sort of thing.Subscribe to Ad Read in these places:Apple | Spotify | Stitcher | TuneIn | SoundCloud | Google | AndroidSubscribe to the entire Bearded Gentlemen Feed:Apple | AndroidThis elimination episode descends into hilarious chaos when the Moon Prince stages a surprise family reunion for Jimmy.Check out these credits:CastChaz/Orb Silver/Jimmy/Ricky: Kendon LuscherNick: Aaron CooperRick: Ed CarrollRachel/Orb Gold: CheruAmantha: EmilyComputer: Caroline Mincks of Seen Not Heard, This Planet Needs A Name, Finding Atlas and Scary Stories for Modern MindsWritersThis episode was written by Kendon LuscherSoundtrack by Kendon Luscher (you can even listen to this soundtrack here)Ad Read Logo by Sammy (twitter).

Welcome to the Ad Read podcast, a podcast where we read ads.Disclaimer: Any references to products/companies real or fake reflect our opinion alone and not the opinion of the companies in question. This is especially true of the fake companies, who can be real assholes about this sort of thing.Subscribe to Ad Read in these places:Apple | Spotify | Stitcher | TuneIn | SoundCloud | Google | AndroidSubscribe to the entire Bearded Gentlemen Feed:Apple | AndroidThe people of Barberton make wonderful personal connections in this week's fun packed website.Check out these credits:CastChaz/Orb Silver/Vanessa/Bogof/Waldo Jensen/Girls Girls Girls Guy: Kendon LuscherHusband: Brian Roesler of The Illegal ScreenMarlo Jensen/Digital Dominator/Douglas Dooderton: Jon RobertsonTeddy: John Bartmann (twitter) of How I Make MusicWormhole Woman: CheruLittle Sally: PheeWritersIntroduction: Kendon LuscherBogof: Kendon LuscherMarlo Jensen: Jon RobertsonWormhole: Kendon LuscherLittle Sally: PheeDigital Dominator: Jon RobertsonGirls Girls Girls: Kendon LuscherDooderton: Jon RobertsonConclusion: Kendon LuscherSoundtrack by Kendon Luscher (you can even listen to this soundtrack here)Ad Read Logo by Sammy (twitter).

Welcome to the Ad Read podcast, a podcast where we read ads.Disclaimer: Any references to products/companies real or fake reflect our opinion alone and not the opinion of the companies in question. This is especially true of the fake companies, who can be real assholes about this sort of thing.Subscribe to Ad Read in these places:Apple | Spotify | Stitcher | TuneIn | SoundCloud | Google | AndroidSubscribe to the entire Bearded Gentlemen Feed:Apple | AndroidThe people of Barberton make wonderful personal connections in this week's fun packed website.Check out these credits:CastChaz/Orb Silver/Vanessa/Bogof/Waldo Jensen/Girls Girls Girls Guy: Kendon LuscherHusband: Brian Roesler of The Illegal ScreenMarlo Jensen/Digital Dominator/Douglas Dooderton: Jon RobertsonTeddy: John Bartmann (twitter) of How I Make MusicWormhole Woman: CheruLittle Sally: PheeWritersIntroduction: Kendon LuscherBogof: Kendon LuscherMarlo Jensen: Jon RobertsonWormhole: Kendon LuscherLittle Sally: PheeDigital Dominator: Jon RobertsonGirls Girls Girls: Kendon LuscherDooderton: Jon RobertsonConclusion: Kendon LuscherSoundtrack by Kendon Luscher (you can even listen to this soundtrack here)Ad Read Logo by Sammy (twitter).

Welcome to the Ad Read podcast, a podcast where we read ads.Disclaimer: Any references to products/companies real or fake reflect our opinion alone and not the opinion of the companies in question. This is especially true of the fake companies, who can be real assholes about this sort of thing.Subscribe to Ad Read in these places:Apple | Spotify | Stitcher | TuneIn | SoundCloud | Google | AndroidSubscribe to the entire Bearded Gentlemen Feed:Apple | AndroidThose kooky Digital Dominators take over this episode to share some truth with the Ad Read audience and perhaps also... some love?Check out these credits:CastOrb Gold (Sun God): CheruChaz/Orb Silver (Moon Prince)/Ricky/Future Guy: Kendon LuscherMayor Oranges: Brian Roesler of The Illegal ScreenProducer: Alex DeweyAmantha: EmilyFucky/DJ PB: Jon RobertsonWritersThis episode was written by Kendon Luscher except the Fucky/DJ PB segment, which was all Jon Robertson.Soundtrack by Kendon Luscher (you can even listen to this soundtrack here)Ad Read Logo by Sammy (twitter).

Welcome to the Ad Read podcast, a podcast where we read ads.Disclaimer: Any references to products/companies real or fake reflect our opinion alone and not the opinion of the companies in question. This is especially true of the fake companies, who can be real assholes about this sort of thing.Subscribe to Ad Read in these places:Apple | Spotify | Stitcher | TuneIn | SoundCloud | Google | AndroidSubscribe to the entire Bearded Gentlemen Feed:Apple | AndroidThose kooky Digital Dominators take over this episode to share some truth with the Ad Read audience and perhaps also... some love?Check out these credits:CastOrb Gold (Sun God): CheruChaz/Orb Silver (Moon Prince)/Ricky/Future Guy: Kendon LuscherMayor Oranges: Brian Roesler of The Illegal ScreenProducer: Alex DeweyAmantha: EmilyFucky/DJ PB: Jon RobertsonWritersThis episode was written by Kendon Luscher except the Fucky/DJ PB segment, which was all Jon Robertson.Soundtrack by Kendon Luscher (you can even listen to this soundtrack here)Ad Read Logo by Sammy (twitter).

Welcome to the Ad Read podcast, a podcast where we read ads.Disclaimer: Any references to products/companies real or fake reflect our opinion alone and not the opinion of the companies in question. This is especially true of the fake companies, who can be real assholes about this sort of thing.Subscribe to Ad Read in these places:Apple | Spotify | Stitcher | TuneIn | SoundCloud | Google | AndroidSubscribe to the entire Bearded Gentlemen Feed:Apple | AndroidGet ready to feel extremely uncomfortable in what inadvertently became one of our darker episodes. Either you're welcome or we're sorry, depending on how you feel about these things.Check out these credits:CastChaz/Orb Silver (Moon Prince)/Hardly Working Husband/Robot Trent/Ruff Ruff/Some Other Do The Crime Guy/Future Guy/Dewey Dentist: Kendon LuscherHardly Working Wife: EmilyHuman Trent: Brian Roesler of The Illegal ScreenBig Don: Aaron CooperMarlo Jensen/Labamba Jensen/Hacker Guy/Dooderton: Jon RobertsonOrb Gold (Sun God): Cheru WritersIntroduction: Kendon LuscherWorking Hard Or Hardly Working: Kendon LuscherBig Don: Aaron Cooper with additional writing from Kendon LuscherMarlo Jensen: Jon RobertsonKnar: Kendon LuscherHacker Guy: Jon RobertsonDewey Dentist: Kendon LuscherDooderton: Jon RobertsonConclusion: Kendon LuscherSoundtrack by Kendon Luscher (you can even listen to this soundtrack here)Ad Read Logo by Sammy (twitter).And check out The One Stars if you know what's cool.

Welcome to the Ad Read podcast, a podcast where we read ads.Disclaimer: Any references to products/companies real or fake reflect our opinion alone and not the opinion of the companies in question. This is especially true of the fake companies, who can be real assholes about this sort of thing.Subscribe to Ad Read in these places:Apple | Spotify | Stitcher | TuneIn | SoundCloud | Google | AndroidSubscribe to the entire Bearded Gentlemen Feed:Apple | AndroidGet ready to feel extremely uncomfortable in what inadvertently became one of our darker episodes. Either you're welcome or we're sorry, depending on how you feel about these things.Check out these credits:CastChaz/Orb Silver (Moon Prince)/Hardly Working Husband/Robot Trent/Ruff Ruff/Some Other Do The Crime Guy/Future Guy/Dewey Dentist: Kendon LuscherHardly Working Wife: EmilyHuman Trent: Brian Roesler of The Illegal ScreenBig Don: Aaron CooperMarlo Jensen/Labamba Jensen/Hacker Guy/Dooderton: Jon RobertsonOrb Gold (Sun God): Cheru WritersIntroduction: Kendon LuscherWorking Hard Or Hardly Working: Kendon LuscherBig Don: Aaron Cooper with additional writing from Kendon LuscherMarlo Jensen: Jon RobertsonKnar: Kendon LuscherHacker Guy: Jon RobertsonDewey Dentist: Kendon LuscherDooderton: Jon RobertsonConclusion: Kendon LuscherSoundtrack by Kendon Luscher (you can even listen to this soundtrack here)Ad Read Logo by Sammy (twitter).And check out The One Stars if you know what's cool.

Welcome to the Ad Read podcast, a podcast where we read ads.Disclaimer: Any references to products/companies real or fake reflect our opinion alone and not the opinion of the companies in question. This is especially true of the fake companies, who can be real assholes about this sort of thing.Subscribe to Ad Read in these places:Apple | Spotify | Stitcher | TuneIn | SoundCloud | Google | AndroidSubscribe to the entire Bearded Gentlemen Feed:Apple | AndroidIt's the season finale of Ad Read The Game Show in the penultimate episode of Ad Read The Podcast Season 2. It's confusing, I know. Sorry!Check out these credits:CastChaz/Orb Silver (Moon Prince)/Jimmy/Ricky/Erik/Nathan/Mind Milker Father/Mind Milker Son: Kendon LuscherLittle Sally: PheeRae Smith: Evan Tess Murray of This Planet Needs A Name (TPNAN Twitter)Orb Gold (Sun God): CheruProducer: Alex DeweyAmantha: EmilyVarious Characters/Fucky the Cat: Jon RobertsonComputer: Caroline Mincks of Seen Not Heard, This Planet Needs A Name, Finding Atlas and Scary Stories for Modern MindsWritersThis episode was written by Kendon Luscher except various segments by Jon Robertson.Soundtrack by Kendon Luscher (you can even listen to this soundtrack here)Ad Read Logo by Sammy (twitter).

Welcome to the Ad Read podcast, a podcast where we read ads.Disclaimer: Any references to products/companies real or fake reflect our opinion alone and not the opinion of the companies in question. This is especially true of the fake companies, who can be real assholes about this sort of thing.Subscribe to Ad Read in these places:Apple | Spotify | Stitcher | TuneIn | SoundCloud | Google | AndroidSubscribe to the entire Bearded Gentlemen Feed:Apple | AndroidIt's the season finale of Ad Read The Game Show in the penultimate episode of Ad Read The Podcast Season 2. It's confusing, I know. Sorry!Check out these credits:CastChaz/Orb Silver (Moon Prince)/Jimmy/Ricky/Erik/Nathan/Mind Milker Father/Mind Milker Son: Kendon LuscherLittle Sally: PheeRae Smith: Evan Tess Murray of This Planet Needs A Name (TPNAN Twitter)Orb Gold (Sun God): CheruProducer: Alex DeweyAmantha: EmilyVarious Characters/Fucky the Cat: Jon RobertsonComputer: Caroline Mincks of Seen Not Heard, This Planet Needs A Name, Finding Atlas and Scary Stories for Modern MindsWritersThis episode was written by Kendon Luscher except various segments by Jon Robertson.Soundtrack by Kendon Luscher (you can even listen to this soundtrack here)Ad Read Logo by Sammy (twitter).

Welcome to the Ad Read podcast, a podcast where we read ads.Disclaimer: Any references to products/companies real or fake reflect our opinion alone and not the opinion of the companies in question. This is especially true of the fake companies, who can be real assholes about this sort of thing.Subscribe to Ad Read in these places:Apple | Spotify | Stitcher | TuneIn | SoundCloud | Google | AndroidSubscribe to the entire Bearded Gentlemen Feed:Apple | AndroidWith reality falling apart, our friends escape through the wormhole and hallucinate visions from the past as they travel to Future Barberton. We learn a little about Jimmy and the Moon Prince, but mostly we learn about ourselves.Check out these credits:CastMayor Oranges: Brian Roesler of The Illegal ScreenAmantha: EmilyAce Pizzazz/Chaz/Orb Silver (Moon Prince)/Jimmy/Birthday God: Kendon LuscherLittle Sally: PheeRick: Ed CarrollRachel: CheruNick: Aaron CooperDouglas Dooderton/Hunks of Harmony/Hacker Guy: Jon RobertsonLady: LaceyWritersThis episode was written by Kendon Luscher except:Nick's Dogs: Aaron CooperDooderton: Jon RobertsonHunks of Harmony: Jon RobertsonHacker: Jon RobertsonThe Lady: LaceyLittle Sally: PheeTomb Womb by BrianMuffin Munch Bakery by AlanaCatlax by ParallelsBoiled Steak by Almighty DanishSoundtrack by Kendon Luscher (you can even listen to this soundtrack here)Ad Read Logo by Sammy (twitter).

Welcome to the Ad Read podcast, a podcast where we read ads.Disclaimer: Any references to products/companies real or fake reflect our opinion alone and not the opinion of the companies in question. This is especially true of the fake companies, who can be real assholes about this sort of thing.Subscribe to Ad Read in these places:Apple | Spotify | Stitcher | TuneIn | SoundCloud | Google | AndroidSubscribe to the entire Bearded Gentlemen Feed:Apple | AndroidWith reality falling apart, our friends escape through the wormhole and hallucinate visions from the past as they travel to Future Barberton. We learn a little about Jimmy and the Moon Prince, but mostly we learn about ourselves.Check out these credits:CastMayor Oranges: Brian Roesler of The Illegal ScreenAmantha: EmilyAce Pizzazz/Chaz/Orb Silver (Moon Prince)/Jimmy/Birthday God: Kendon LuscherLittle Sally: PheeRick: Ed CarrollRachel: CheruNick: Aaron CooperDouglas Dooderton/Hunks of Harmony/Hacker Guy: Jon RobertsonLady: LaceyWritersThis episode was written by Kendon Luscher except:Nick's Dogs: Aaron CooperDooderton: Jon RobertsonHunks of Harmony: Jon RobertsonHacker: Jon RobertsonThe Lady: LaceyLittle Sally: PheeTomb Womb by BrianMuffin Munch Bakery by AlanaCatlax by ParallelsBoiled Steak by Almighty DanishSoundtrack by Kendon Luscher (you can even listen to this soundtrack here)Ad Read Logo by Sammy (twitter).

Welcome to the Ad Read podcast, a podcast where we read ads.Disclaimer: Any references to products/companies real or fake reflect our opinion alone and not the opinion of the companies in question. This is especially true of the fake companies, who can be real assholes about this sort of thing.Subscribe to Ad Read in these places:Apple | Spotify | Stitcher | TuneIn | SoundCloud | Google | AndroidWe find ourselves in a birthday reality.Check out these credits:CastRankus/Lord Cummington: Jon Robertson (he/him)City Rep: And Hollenbach (they/them)Mayor Oranges/Paramedic 1: Brian Roesler (he/him) of The Illegal Screen and TreblezineAmantha: Emily (she/her)Kendon/Birthday God/Tubular Tony/Concerned Citizen/Doctor/Attack Ad Guy/Cigarette Guy: Kendon Luscher (he/him)Big Don: Aaron Cooper (he/him) of Beaded Gentlemen Music and 50 Third and 3rdSane Jane: Cheru (she/her)Todd Todderton: Ed Carroll (he/him)Paramedic 2: Elena Hark (she/her)WritersThis episode was written by Kendon Luscher with additional writing by Jon RobertsonSound Editing by Kendon LuscherSoundtrack by Kendon LuscherAd Read Logo by Sammy (twitter).Sound Effects99Sounds:Retro - Teleport TimeDowner - To The ChopperDrone - Alien VHSImpact - Super FastSub - Mini ImpactSonniss:AudioDesire - Voice Pack One - Emma - Female Scream High 03Wakerone - Amusement Park Ambience - Roller Coaster Ambience - CrowdPhil Michalski - PM Ba Book, Book, Open, PaperPhil Michalski - PM_SDNG_Stereo_Walk_Seamless_Loop_1Soundopolis - Household Doors HD - Door Hinge 02_Creaky_x3_Fienup_001Vincent Filiniaux - DOOR KNOCK Bathroom A, Wood, Heavy, Fist, Medium 01, From INSIDE3maze - Doors - door_big_close_001Studio 23 LTD - S23_SFX_Footsteps_Extras_Doormat_Scrapes_01Studio 23 LTD - S23_SFX_Footsteps_Gravel_Loafers_Loops_Walk_NormalDawid Moro - ambient Norway Nyksund shore waves hitting rocks close perspective stereo ORTF 8040Ambisound - Ambisonic Bisophstone Beach - Seawash, In Waves, Heavy, Stoney, BinauralNikolay Overchenk - Whoosh,Sound Design,Blast,Watery,CrashRed Libraries - Bodyfall - RL_bodyfall_Metal_Grid_M3_Close_Stereo_Hard_Impact_07Paul Viroste - Scream,Male,Mid Thirties,Mouth Covered,Gasps,Fast,Shriek,PanicPaul Viroste - Water,Splashes,Bath Tub,Roomy,Dunk,Slow,Hard,x3Sound Ex Machina - Wooden cart rolling on concrete 04Gamemaster Audio - foley_soldier_gear_equipment_metal_cloth_heavy_movement_light_08Paul Viroste - Microwave,Panasonic,The Genius,Keyp

Welcome to the Ad Read podcast, a podcast where we read ads.Rank Up Time is a series of shorts where Ad Read host Rankus keeps the citizens of Barberton informed on the important people and issues happening in the city.Disclaimer: Any references to products/companies real or fake reflect our opinion alone and not the opinion of the companies in question. This is especially true of the fake companies, who can be real assholes about this sort of thing.Subscribe to Ad Read in these places:Apple | Spotify | Stitcher | TuneIn | SoundCloud | Google | AndroidRankus interviews Jesus about his 2020th birthday, being the son of God and much more.Check out these credits:CastRankus/Jesus: Jon Robertson (he/him)WritersThis episode was written by Jon RobertsonSound Editing by Kendon LuscherSoundtrack by Kendon LuscherAd Read Logo by Sammy (twitter).

Welcome to the Ad Read podcast, a podcast where we read ads.Disclaimer: Any references to products/companies real or fake reflect our opinion alone and not the opinion of the companies in question. This is especially true of the fake companies, who can be real assholes about this sort of thing.Subscribe to Ad Read in these places:Apple | Spotify | Stitcher | TuneIn | SoundCloud | Google | AndroidWe have a right to listen into this group therapy session, but have you given blood today? Think about it.Check out these credits:CastRankus: Jon Robertson (he/him)Sheila (Original and Double): Cheru (she/her)Chaz-Kendon/Kendon (Original)/Genie/Narrator: Kendon Luscher (he/him)Chaz (Original): Chaz Everett as himself (he/him)Amantha (Original and Double): Emily (she/her)Beverley Winchester: And Hollenbach (they/them)Abagail Reeves: Elena Hark (she/her)Spud/Mike/Mayor Oranges: Brian Roesler (he/him) of The Illegal Screen and TreblezineWritersThis episode was written by Kendon Luscher with additional writing by Jon Robertson. Mayor Oranges Campaign Ad written by Brian Roesler with additional writing by Jon Robertson.Sound Editing by Kendon LuscherSoundtrack by Kendon LuscherAd Read Logo by Sammy (twitter).Sound EffectsZapsplat.com - ambience_bar_small_001Sonniss:Studio 23 LTD - S23_SFX_Footsteps_Extras_Doormat_Scrapes_01, S23_SFX_Footsteps_Gravel_Loafers_Loops_Walk_Normal, S23_SFX_Footsteps_Metal_Boots_Loop_Jogging, S23_SFX_Footsteps_Extras_Doormat_Scrapes_013maze - glass_bottle_smash_005, door_lock_007Paul Virostek - Glass,Pint Glass,Break,Debris,Rock,Medium Distant, Metal,Crash,Concrete,Sheet Metal,20 Gauge,Slow,Complex, Metal,Hits,Pipe,Mixed,Fast,Irregular, Glass,Plate Glass,Thick,Break,Topple,Schoeps, Saw,Circular,Porter-Cable,315,7 1 4 inch blade,16 tooth,On,Cut,Plywood,OffArticulated Sounds - EMOTE Ashley, Woman, Anger Fight Grunt Big 02, EMOTE David, Man, Anger Fight Grunt Special Power 03, EMOTE Joshua, Man, Pain Hurt Grunt Big 03Borg Sound - Bag Foley_Wallet_Leather_Grab, Bag Foley_Canvas bag_Cotton_GrabPhil Michalski - PM_BA_BOOK_6_14 Book, Paper, Page Turn, PM_BA_BOOK_2_6 Book, Paper, Page TurnEffectswork - Wood_Creak_Basket_File_3_Takes_9Soundopolis - Door Hinge 02_Creaky_x3_Fienup_001Sound Ex Machina - Siemens W48 Wandapparat 1934 - Telephone Rings Once 03Apple Hill Studios - Cartoon Babbling On TelephoneAlexander Fokshtein - Snow Impact Stomp HardRock The Speakerbox - Professional SFX - BROKEN - DESIGNED - WOOD Break Small, Professional SFX - SORCERY - DESIGNED - MAGIC ELECTRIC Cast LargeVincent Fliniaux -MAGIC AIR Large Whoosh, Swirl, Wind Gust, Foliage 01Stephane Fufa Dufour - GORE Crack bones crush and break with tension

Welcome to the Ad Read podcast, a podcast where we read ads.Disclaimer: Any references to products/companies real or fake reflect our opinion alone and not the opinion of the companies in question. This is especially true of the fake companies, who can be real assholes about this sort of thing.Content Warning: This show is built from disturbing situations, violence, swearing and a healthy mocking of capitalism. While our intention is satire, any portrayal of unspeakable evil, abuse, neglect and general darkness can still be triggering for people who have experienced those things themselves. If this is you, we support you, but you may not want to listen to our show.Subscribe to Ad Read in these places:Apple | Spotify | Amazon | Stitcher | TuneIn | Google | AndroidThe Moon Prince has been missing ever since The Computer God banished him to a digital void. His only two friends set off to find him with nothing but a box of clues and a few leads.Check out these credits:CastCassandra: Tal Minear (they/them) of Sidequesting, Someone Dies In This Elevator and Parazonium Podcasts | Tal's audio fiction siteRankus: Jon Robertson (he/him)Doug/Moon Prince/Angelo/Various Characters/Jimmy: Kendon Luscher (he/him)Shop Keeper/Various Characters: And Hollenbach (they/them)Adoptive Mom/Various Characters: Elena Hark (she/her)Adoptive Dad/Various Characters: Brian Roesler (he/him) of The Illegal Screen and TreblezineWritersThis episode was written by Kendon Luscher with additional writing by Jon Robertson.Sound Editing by Kendon LuscherSoundtrack by Kendon LuscherAd Read Logo by Sammy (twitter).Sound Effects (check our show website for a full list of sound effects used in this episode)

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