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Just a couple of blue collar guys in their mid 30's from Massachusetts bullshitting about everyday shit, popular topics, grievances, etc. We look to establish a conversation that resembles a backyard barbecue with beer and the ensuing honesty. Some jokes and humor, and real life issues that effect us all.

Mike and Tony


    • Apr 1, 2022 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 1h 9m AVG DURATION
    • 37 EPISODES


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    Latest episodes from B******t Buffet

    Bras for men?

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 1, 2022 72:51


    Kind of a relaxed, shoot the shit episode. Join the discussion Bullishbuffet@gmail.com

    Freestyle, drinking, chaos.....Guest: Ben

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 6, 2021 60:46


    Shooting the shit with our guest, Ben.....someone kept knocking the table....whoops.

    Man from 3036

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 6, 2021 74:06


    The man from 3036 synopsis, time travel, Elon, what superhero would you wanna be?, female super powers, rules of the road.

    Breast feeding with the wrong equipment

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 6, 2021 63:58


    Vietnam vet vs. Tranny, broken white privilege card, anti American Olympians, man tries to breast feed, language censorships, the death of comedy, If I was Jesus, supermarket sweep.

    Dude shit

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 22, 2020 86:29


    Diarrhea Pussy

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 4, 2020 85:17


    Funny names, meth breathalyzer, swapping genitals, covid fact or fiction, lockdowns, accented words like "pepperoni pizza".

    Pedo's and the Big Mac story

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 24, 2020 111:47


    At the beach, wearing masks, the big mac story, drugs and construction, Joe Biden, Indian genealogy, first world white people problems, #saveourchildren, adrenochrome, unshaven females, shaved men, toxic masculinity, men taking selfies,

    2 Hour Back From Hiatus Special

    Play Episode Listen Later May 30, 2020 121:19


    Trump tweet, George Floyd, Racism, Philando Castille, Brown M&M's, America is the Best Country, more movie talk, sock masks, shooting guns, Born gay, killer robots, Serial killers, old time criminals, giving the homeless money, Quentin Tarantino, Cock Cocks.

    Potato Skin

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 30, 2020 69:31


    Potato's new boyfriend, Guest: Alex, Lowell history, steaks for halloween, New stimulus proposal, what type of old person will you be?, Greek food, the right to go outside, free umbrellas, gov UFO documents, bigot, the T in LGBT.

    Sex Position Tetris and Dogs.....Separately

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 30, 2020 61:56


    Sex position Tetris, worst pets, smelly cat lady, wearing masks, the hangover drink, ugly on the inside, pushing back on PC culture, 007 for N64, peanut butter and dogs, working from home: the future?, Ozark.

    Macho Man Ice Cream and Alternate Celeb Names

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 21, 2020 63:55


    Big wheels and scooters, meth, Boston commercials, man shoots himself in dick, wrestling ice cream bars, Joe Biden, stupid voters, Bill Clinton's "types", sexual assault, Funny alternate celebrity names.

    Checks, Chickens, and Chocolate

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 16, 2020 62:03


    "In the feels" movies

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 12, 2020 69:10


    TP returns, Movies that leave a profound effect, film, movie candy, taking responsibility, don't drink fishtank cleaner, Pandemic craziness.

    Corndog Jesus

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 8, 2020 64:21


    Dick shaped food, Movie: The Case for Christ, Facebook philosophers, our brother's wedding, pet peeves, nationalities and flags, Quarterbacks, bitches in sports, gay porn, Mike and Tony's song picks.

    Asshole waxing and T-shirt swimmers

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 4, 2020 69:08


    Daily routines in the pandemic, Good food, Asshole waxing, T-shirt swimmers, In line at the dollar store, New Book on UFO's, ET's, Bigfoot, Conspiracy theories, Pedophile Islands, Corporate "Bailout".

    Alexa: "Yo Adrian"

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 26, 2020 85:40


    Coronysteria contd., stimulus, civil liberties, Hollywood herd mentality, PC culture on FB, concerts and coming shows, Alexa voices, upcoming movies.

    Stranger. Danger.

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 25, 2020 61:53


    More COVID-19 talk, shitting on socialism, crime and punishment, Tom Brady, sports, stimulus bill, strangers and their life story, messing with the help, WYR: masturbate in public or explosive diarrhea during interview, song picks.

    Marked Safe from Bill Cosby During the Apocalypse.

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 18, 2020 69:23


    Apocalyptic scares, online shopping, sneakers, Bill Cosby, Emilia Clark, interesting news stories, Firearms (laws, policy preferences), Parenting, Tony and Mike's song picks, Inksmith Song: "My own path". 

    Sugar and Diddlers

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 13, 2020 65:03


    Tiger penis virility, incense, emotionally driven politics, eating healthy, exercising, women's eyebrows, fishing for child predators, tide pods, spoiled anti american brats, 1600's vs. today, Dinesh D'souza's "Hillary's America", fashion and art.

    Snoring and Talking Dicks

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 7, 2020 64:20


    Drinking on Thursday, If your dick could talk, hot first ladies, sports, Tom Brady, (advertisement), diets, space and other weird shit, cops and drinking, the DMV, Gangsters.

    Freestyle #4

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 7, 2020 40:55


    High calorie salads, cannibal roosters, Buttplay. uppity douchebags and coffee, old Christmas lights, most successful gangsters.

    U.G.L.Y.

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 5, 2020 65:36


    Blaming Corona beer, ugly celebrities, Underrated vocalists, insecure partners, biting your tongue, lucid dreams, getting fat, believing you're right when your wrong, Bernie Sanders and Joe Biden, cost of college.

    Grazie God!

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 29, 2020 70:01


    If God was Italian, aliens, space, time, evolution, ghosts, female promiscuity, sexual partners, homeless people, masturbation, shit-yourself-trippin, tourette's syndrome, parking problems, WYR: swim with sharks or coronavirus.

    Film & Freedom

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 27, 2020 71:46


    Movies we love, upcoming films, actors (good ones and ones that suck), Immigration, musicals, big government, Roseanne, the end of comedy, Inksmith song: "Drop".

    Chrithmath Ith Ruined

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 22, 2020 64:46


    Ruining Christmas, Tony Hawk, Bad drivers, Helicopter parents, Tyson memes, regular Jesus, OJ, Ron, and Nicole, WYR-shaqs boxers or used tampon.

    Snap into a slim.....penis?

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 22, 2020 59:51


    Man bites a dick, good shows and shitty endings, Ugly babies, anxiety and depression, transgender in sports, boxing, wrestling.

    Staple nuts or chew a rock

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 17, 2020 70:04


    Trucker mouth, douchebag guys, corny tattoos, old school fads/Products, heavy perfume and tipping waiters.

    Dear celebrities......DANCE.

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 14, 2020 59:21


    Celebrity political views, Kevin Spacey, pedo's, outrage manufactured by white people, Elephant dicks, Illegal immigrants, transgender kids and cool accents.

    Todd the toad and the entitled

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 12, 2020 64:11


    Animals with human names, thanking vets, entitled people, crossbreeding animals, door holding etiquette, and laughs in between. 

    Traffic and school lunches

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 9, 2020 59:01


    Traffic, middle school lunches, coffee shops, ways to die, 9/11 first responders, asshole cops, tobacco violations and high school memories.

    Freestyle #2

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 9, 2020 72:21


    Dreams, winter sports, vegans, malnourished soy boys, high school then and now, big mouth women, video games, our playlist picks.

    Halftime strippers and webbed feet

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 9, 2020 57:36


    Halftime strippers, MJ, shallow men and women, Ted bundy is cool, webbed feet, and the terminator paradox. Also a never heard rap/hip hop song made by one of our hosts.

    Social duty and letting loose

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 8, 2020 61:13


    Ex girlfriends, social duty, getting bored, hot chicks and extra fingers.

    Sharting with Kobe

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 8, 2020 60:45


    Kobe, shitting your pants, death penalty, Lizzo and fupas.

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